/biz/ - Business & Finance

numba go up

FIRST FOR AI

female natural gas, bros, how we smellin'?

Which one of you degenerates is buying NVDA at open

You guys really think it's going to 1k?

Irrational exuberance

>>57682933
end of march yeah

AI boats
AI moats
AI groats
AI toads
AI loads
AI roads
AI plants
AI pants
AI grants
AI hats
AI rats
AI bats
AI sneed
AI feed
AI seed

I have a very small little fantasy stock market startup and I made a post about NVIDIA on tiktok this last night. 204k views right now. Holy shit. nearly 10k signups today. we've almost hit our signup target for the YEAR.

Thank you all

apologize

5X1 STOCK SPLIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I own 0 (zero) stocks of infiniband AI quantum computers.

Great job to everyone who ignored the doomers. Especially the ones who have been green since the 2022 bottom. Never listen to bears.

>>57682933
Pretty obvious

What the fuck?

>>57682933
1k is now a lowball after these earnings

holy shit is this earnings call lady AI?

WHERE'S MY AI LEATHER JACKET?

We Japanese do not care about AI, only EROTIC GAMES.

wtf bros why is it going down
it's supposed to go up
wtf

>>57682968
Shemitah Schizos called the bottom

>>57682976
Wouldn't that be such a sneaky move

Thank you to the anon that said never bet with baggie and Cramer! I was going to go with NVDA but this looks crazy bad lol

>>57682933
It is certain.
>>57682965
ngmi

>>57682957
Man what the fuck is that relief behind your stove? Fuck cleaning that shit.

>>57682986
I can't wait for Japanese to work AI into their dating games and hentai games.

>>57682989
HOLY FUCK WHAT IF SHE WAS

>>57682976
Yep, say thanks to Soun

>>57682957
STOP MAKING YOUR UNDERLINGS SAY AI

>>57682928
>female natural gas
how do I know if the natural gas feed into my house is male or female?

>GOLDMANSACHS
>Datacenter question
>Expectations for 24/25?
>New products for datacenters?
>NVidia going into ASICs?

What do I need to know about SOUN's earnings report next week?

Rugerbros we’re healing

>aaaah, aaah let's see

>>57682976
Imagine being the world's most important company and NOT having an AI hologram announce your earnings call.

>>57682976
>Thank you for listening. This earnings broadcast is powered by our AI research, you have listened to our latest NVIDIA-Waifu AI model.

>>57682956
good for you dude

>>57682976
The fucking large penis on Jensen if it was.

>>57682986
Then why don't you japs make babies if you love sex so much?

>tfw missed every bubble
what's the next thing after AI?

>>57682949
I will not use AI at my desk. It is grotesque.

I will not use it in my car.
I will not use it at a bar.

I will not use it to make porn. I will only heap upon it scorn.

This is a fad manic.
The shilling inorganic.
All waste titanic.
Face it: AI is satanic.

ACCELERATE EVERYTHING!

>>57683018
the jew asked him three questions instead of one

>>57683017
Slight miss on EPS, as expected on revenue?

My AI catgirl is perfect. Thank you Jensen.

>>57683036
fuck off AItranny

>General-purpose computing is starting to run out of steam.
Really, Jensen?

>>57683050
Is this a Ronald McDonald porn movie?

CHYMICALS
PROTEENS

>>57683064
my dad is a biochemistry professor and his lab actually does that for specific inhibitors, they use AI

We are burning through /smg/ threads at an alarming rate

>>57683055
Yes unironically. Ask Intel.

>Go to check /smg/
>FUCKING 5 /smg/ THREADS IN THE CATALOG
Get your fucking a shit together Bakers.

The real question is what does NVDA do pre-market and tomorrow?

>>57683080
it goes up

>>57683080
As soon as foreign markets open it's going to go up another 7%

I have puts on smci for 175$ on 5/17

What happens now that they announced a stock split?

>>57683069
Top signal.

>>57683074

How will all of this NVIDIA business affect my Microsoft stocks

>Sovereign AI
creepy

>>57683086
>>57683085
I lean towards that as well, expecting some volatility at open as people sell off and take profits.

$750 strike holder 2DTE here. Not sure how to play it. Sell at midday?

>>57683088
I believe the options chains split as well.

>>57683074
they're all at the bump limit anon, /biz/ is just slow but smg was extra fast

>>57683069
It's easy to do that when you're around for a true paradigm shift.
NVDA more than doubled revenue YoY despite already being one of the largest companies in America, in one of the hottest industries in the world. EPS is up over 700%. We're either about to see a total revolution in how AI affects our lives from companies dumping billions into this, or are on the verge of a bubble where it all comes tumbling down.

THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
>THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
>THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
>THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
>THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
>THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED
>THE ESTIMATE IS UNDERSTATED

I own sqqq
Laugh at me

>>57683133

>>57683102
Sideways.

>>57683121
Crypto must be shitting the bed or the pajeets are asleep.

>spy is near 500 again

Quick rundown on the AI scam:
>march 2023 banking crisis
>megacap tech stocks are unloved and constantly dumping
>they bring out their secret weapon chatGPT
>99% of people are retarded so they think chatGPT is AGI
>Sam Altman-Fried suddenly everywhere in the news
>push AI slop on social media and TV. Convince people that AGI is around the corner
>megacap tech companies start funding "AI" startups with the condition that they spend the money on megacap tech products
>create the illusion of unlimited demand and growth so stock price go up
It really is satanic what they did

>>57683139
towards which side, though?

>>57682930
Top kek
Underrated

XOM had a BIG day today

>>57683143
i miss 495. it was comfy and gave me something to look forward to. now i'm bored already

>>57683162
Yeah? No one's paying attention to that. Society doesn't need energy anymore.

>>57683146
To be fair, Sora AI's recently released footage proves their technology could seriously hurt Pixar's business model

>>57683159
WE TALKIN BOUT AI

>>57683146
The biggest scam is rebranding AI as AGI, and calling everything AI now.

>NVDA 920 calls
>MSFT 520 calls
I think Im gunna make it!

>>57683159
>>57683182
explain pls

>>57682882
>>57682585
>no one reposted the link yet
NVDA earnings call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txOv_pi-_R4
Q&A right now

>>57682936
I knew the moment I saw this post that anon top-ticked it.

Lol

>avoids question and starts talking about AI
top signal

What's deal with people mentioning AI so much? Is there some sort of psyops going on in /smg/? There is always a psyops going on in the news so no point in asking.

>>57683192
Allen Iverson was a professional basketball player 9001 years ago who went by the nickname "AI". Furthermore, he once had a famous outburst during an interview which questioned his effort at practices, to which he replied:
>PRACTICE?! WE TALKIN ABOUT PRACTICE?!

why is this woman talking again? the guy specifically asked jensen

>AI
>AI
>AI
>AI
I want to short this shit so badly but it's too early. The AI scam will collapse at some point though.

Selling during the Biden Bull Market is just as treasonous as have attending Jan 6th and I am reporting everyone who does to the FBI

>>57683213
He repeated the word "practice" a couple dozen times at that news conference.

>>57683211
They're relatable to normies, one of the largest companies on the planet, and are having their quarterly earnings call during a possible top in the market.

Oh yeah and https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

>>57683200
what was the question about?

>>57683224
they are all called jensen
and they are all AI

>are people just buying and not turning on the 400million dollars in hardware they purchased???
>will someone think of the smaller companies?

jesus

>>57683235
AI

>>57683086
Which foreign market do you think is the biggest influence?

>>57683181
>Sora AI's recently released footage proves their technology could seriously hurt Pixar
Sora's videos look terrible and have no use case beyond making weird time wasting slop for boomers on Facebook reels.
>The biggest scam is rebranding AI as AGI, and calling everything AI now.
Big tech would be screwed without it. People have forgotten that big tech was getting pummeled in late 2022. Rebranding everything to AI and convincing people that chatGPT is AGI is the only thing that revived them

He shorted NVDA...

>>57683211
Shilling is nothing new. Remember during the pandemic everyone said ZM will keep pumping because they said remote work is here to stay?

>>57683224
N-Markets?

>>57683146
AI is unironically boosting productivity. Take Co-pilot for example. I program 5~15% faster. That's a huge boost for productivity for a mere twenty bucks a month. Then you got the text to VIDEO creeping up on the horizon.

This tech is very capable of continuous disruption of the industry. I'll keep saying it until it's AGI: AI is not an extra worker, it's an extra arm. And that is worth investing in.

So much of that
AI
>AI
AI
is powered by
NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS

>>57683192

>>57683211
>mention AI on any earnings call
>stock goes up proportionally
lmaoing@ this absolute scam market
no one has reasonably said where the money is going to be made for all this "AI" talk. Replacing a few pajeet coders and email roasties with chatGPT doesn't magically make your companies revenues grow by billions
NVDA is selling shovels for a gold rush when there is no gold in the hills.

>>57683146
They essentially ruined a significant portion of the internet permanently to keep stocks afloat for another year and a half, if even that. I can't google basic shit anymore without half the links being AI-written slop. And images is even worse, I was trying to look up some of the concept art from Shivering Isles the other day and half the results were unrelated AI garbage. Try it for yourself.

>>57683126
It's both. Any remotely useful new technology gets a gigantic speculative bubble on it because a small circle of people control an absurd amount of wealth which they are desperate to use to monopolize any scrap of innovation that emerges from this stagnant economy.

>>57683265
>>mention AI on any earnings call
>>stock goes up proportionally
that meme stopped being true this round of earnings. now you have to actually have something substantial in regards to AI. like NVDA

>>57682956
>very small little fantasy stock market startup
a what?

AI natural female gas

>>57683235
How is your supply chain struggling, what's the issue? (paraphrasing)

5 minutes later: "AI platform..."

>>57683232
Are they finally going to arrest treasonous bears? It's sick how Trumpers want to see this golden market crash. Ungrateful fucks don't know how good we have it.

>>57683280
sounds like a thing where you do stocks with play money. like a demo account

>>57683258
And
BEAUTIFUL
CLEAN
COAL

>>57683151
The flip side.
( ͡ ω ͡)

>>57683287
>golden market
it's literally a handful of stocks

I’m making a play on AMD and intel. Only time will tell, but I believe they’re next in line

IF INVOODIAH KEEPS POOMPIN
IT MIGHT
GET BACK
TO WHERE IT WAS FRIDAY

>>57683256
Look at something like Wonder Dynamics. Its starting to totally change how 3d modelers apply a model to motion captured video by simply tracking the person and animating the model to that tracking. Instead of the animator having to keyframe and blend it all themselves, they can just set up the blend shapes, tell the AI who it needs to track in the scene, and then the AI does the translation from the movements and facial expressions of the actor and applies it to the 3d model.

>>57683293
how do hogs play into this though

>>57683200
But after a couple years of top signals, what are we supposed to do

when will nvda have their next stock split? last one was 3 years ago

>>57683286
Thats the big question aswell, have they been opening up new factories to meet demand?
And its not like Nvidia is producing the chips in the first place, they're buying them from ARM. So wtf is going on?
Is ARM scaling up their production to meet demand? I find that hard to believe as Nvidia is taking all the dollarydoos

>>57683299
You should be grateful making money is so fucking simple you only need to hold the magnificent 7! Investing has never been so easy you dumb shit!

>>57683293
BASED
A
S
E
D
and CARBONPILLED

anons, show us your earnings

>>57683304
>red day
omg the world is ending, economic collapse, it's over, bulls on suicide watch, can't believe how stupid bulls were, we will keep going down
>green day
omg we're in a golden bullsrun, economic prosperity, it's only just beginning, bears on suicide watch, can't believe how stupid bears were, we will keep going up

>>57683321
TSMC has been increasing production capacity so they can produce more for Nvidia and Apple, but that takes years of work.

>>57683314
A simple, conservative portfolio can be 50% /HE, 50% HE.

>>57683328
>>57683328
do the math for after this gigapump

>>57683180
Yeah seems like it I guess, some people find the sector boring

>>57683137
You will reap one day. Wait a
Bit and buy more imo. If they don’t topple it they will boobey trap it and hand over the keys to their enemy. Then scapegoat him. Come back next election with Gavin jewsome.

>>57683333
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

>>57683321
ARM doesn't make chips. They design chips and nvidia pays them royalties for those designs and tweaks them. Nvidia then sends those tweaked deigns to TSMC to actually make.

NVDA is the new 60/40. Number only go up.

>>57683126
It doubled, because the AI scam only started about a year ago
Dumbfuck

>>57683286
That basically means that the supply chain is the bottle neck and if supply chain is fixed they would be selling even more.

>>57683345
scientists are currently working on hog oil generators
it's about to take off

Chocolate farts

I HEARD THE WORD DECLINED WITHOUT CONTEXT

>>57683317
Whenever someone says "top signal" it's a fucking cope

The seething over AI/NVDA is off the charts lmao. This is the same thread that advocated investing in mutant salmon a couple years ago btw.

>>57683380
short seed oils

>>57683350
EXCITEMENT?
ADVENTURE?
A Jedi seeks not these things. I just boughted XOM this morning right at market open BTW. I'm sure you've seen me say I don't generally buy company based equities but decided to go back into a position again.
I
TEND
to
WAFFLE
on the matter. I'm up 1.72% on it so far tho.

I took profits today...
Now I'm missing out on the party...

Is CME equity a good barometer for the health of the derivatives complex? If they’re required to fund losses with their own equity down the waterfall in the case of a major default, then shouldn’t the risk of a major unfounded default reflect in their stock price?

>>57683399
>carbs and sugars

>>57683345
What's the point if physical hog delivery isn't an option?

>>57683350
XOM is my single favorite company though out of all of them, followed by DE.

>>57683380
HSY is fucking dead.

When will my chinkstonks start making me money?

>>57683400
No, the party is just getting started when we dump harder tomorrow.

Price prediction for tomorrow morning?

>>57683399
>>57683422
XOM Love
Oil Barony Love

>>57683437
800+ easy

>>57683392
True, but it's only up 7%. Didn't reach new ATH. But it very well could tomorrow.

The MM are just waiting until degen options expire before pumping my NVidya over 800, right? I’m greedy and this pump is weak sauce

>>57683437
580

>>57683408
Are on a breddy gud run.

>>57683437
It pumps even higher, bears seethe more and cope. Bears are retarded.

You're nuts if you think NVDA doesn't moon tomorrow.

AI-powered biological female natty gas

>>57683372
>AI good because.... AI good okay?

>AI is the new industrial revolution

>>57683447
It absolutely will, just a question of what time

>$SMCI Supermicro Announces Proposed Offering of $1.5 Billion of Convertible Senior Notes Due 2029

https://ir.supermicro.com/news/news-details/2024/Supermicro-Announces-Proposed-Offering-of-1.5-Billion-of-Convertible-Senior-Notes-Due-2029/default.aspx

AI IS THE NEXT INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
ONLY MAX BIDDING, $1000 EOW

>>57683469
AI good because it gets rid of retards like you in my work place. You will be replaced.

>>57683463
imagine cutting a long slit in the ass crack, opening it up and sniffing what has been hiding brapwise in there...

>>57683469
Doesnt matter if "AI good". Companies keep buying what NVidia is selling, and they would sell more if supply chain is fixed.

>glass is important
>used in semiconductors, lights, optics etc
>one component of glass is quartz sand
>look up quartz sand mining companies
>they all suck
How do you find things to invest in? Why is such an important resource trash for investing in? I need a search method

>>57683469
What even is the argument against AI? People bitching are retarded.

NUCLEAR HYPERSCALE CLOUD FULLSTACK COMPUTER PLATFORMS

>>57683400
for weekly chart, I didn't see much gain even with post-market pump and have to see tmr to know whether you lose big money on the table.

I'm going all in tomorrow, leather guy actually convinced me right now

>>57683344
So how many companies is TSMC producing for? Considering the demand that must be coming from Nvidia, they'd have to be scaling at an insane rate?

Jensen concludes by saying the artificial intelligence will allow us to produce digital intelligence and proprietary business intelligence

>>57683494
SCRAMJET AI PLATFORM

Cramer at it again ..

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1760433006286704999?t=TsLV2-QTpVE6KtwWLd7gjg&s=19

INTEGRATED
ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENT
SOLUTIONS

lol,
lmao even

>>57683477
Um, isnt that really fucking bad?

>>57683490
Find trending tickets and sentiment on /biz/, Reddit, Stocktwits, and Yahoo Finance. Play the opposite of whatever they say. It's that easy

>>57683490
You can short the worst and use that to buy shares in the least bad one.

>>57683508
Don't worry. Apple can give them all their semi output they need because iphone demand is weak.

>>57683477
Lol, this whole situation is so dumb.

I can't fucking wait for AI to give me a wife and kids. Seethe more Bobos and roasties

>>57683459
god I need to have unprotected sex with a gyaru

>>57683517
If you're management or those lenders? No, that's great.

If you're a shareholder? lol

>>57683483
Couldn't have said it better myself.

>>57683491
feet

>>57683501
Everything is probably going to hyper giga pump tomorrow because I'm a pussy ass bitch and a worthless loser and I always make the wrong decisions

>>57683563
So check AMAT price after earning But I see NVDA can be pumped into 830.

>>57683563
>>57683579
I would love a giga pump tomorrow. Please please please please please

NVDA BROS OMG WGAMI

>>57683563
Dont be too hard on yourself, thats what happens to 90% of traders.

>>57683589
holy shit leave some money for the rest of us

>>57683491
pussy

>>57683563
Don’t be so hard on yourself anon
You could have bought MPW like me and be down 50%

Rivian’s earnings report was bad and the stock price is plummeting. Should I slurp and go long? Amazon won’t let it fail right?

>>57683491
>What even is the argument against AI?
computer bad

>>57683249
>Sora's videos look terrible and have no use case beyond making weird time wasting slop for boomers on Facebook reels.
lmao nigger look at what AI generated shit looked like a year ago and look at Sora now.

Told you.

Trillions of gullible dollars into AI slop

i don't own a single nvidia share and i never will

>>57683681
really, do you have SPY or NQ?

>>57683670
Yes, and we will all make lots of green off it while the hysteria lasts.

>>57683681
Except for this guy.

>>57683249
>Sora's videos look terrible and have no use case beyond making weird time wasting slop for boomers on Facebook reels.
stop talking

>>57683681
But eventually it'll be like 50% of your SPY shares

>>57683670
Hahahaha AI is the future! Everyone who thinks this is a bubble is retarded. Bears confirmed as technologically illeterate luddites.

>>57683292
Yeah kinda.
>pick a portfolio
>allocate a fake 100k balance across your portfolio
>enter a contest with 75-100 others doing the same
>portfolio that gains the most in that trading day gets a reward of some kind

>>57683656
retarded go-kart company fails and makes no money even with $100k go karts

probably not
companies invest in hundreds companies hoping one will hit

>>57683690
>>57683701
i don't hold spy. i'm all in coal, oil, and real estate.

>>57683715
so why no one buy F and their dividends look crazy

>>57683728
based. But fortunately I didn't catch commodity run signal yet.

>>57683266
I know, I hate it too. It's because big tech is pushing it so aggressively on everyone. I didn't mind it when it was just thispersondoesnotexist.com, tom cruise deep fakes, and hidden happy merchant images on 4chan. Now I have to see it everywhere

>>57683599
>Dont be too hard on yourself
>>57683633
>Don’t be so hard on yourself anon
Everyone always says that, but that's how I became the worthless piece of shit that I am today.

>>57683734
Ford is losing retarded amounts of money on its EV pivot too.

>>57683667
>lmao nigger look at what AI generated shit looked like a year ago and look at Sora now.
It looked bad a year ago. It still looks bad now

>>57683764
Ok, then did you learn to stop being a retard? Just buy SPY and QQQ.

>>57683767
>>57683715
My state has already banned gas vehicles for 2035.

>>57683780
>Just buy SPY and QQQ
People mindlessly buying index funds without regard for fundamentals is why stocks are so overvalued right now. Even fucking teenagers are trading stocks now.
This will not end well.

>>57683780
Yes that's mostly what I have, but I need to do better than that

>>57683767
Because EV is fucking retarded. If Ford wants to make money all they have to do is make an affordable reliable car that works. Fucking Toyota is coming out with a basic bitch truck that works and is only 10k and I'm fucking looking forward to it because the second it hits US markets they are going to take a good chunk of the US car market because it's what people want.

>Bobos still think they’re right and they just have to wait two more weeks

AHAHAHHA TOTAL BOBO DEATH AHAHHAHA

>>57683797
based state

>>57683802
Such a truck would not be legal under democrat’s efficiency standards. Democrats legislated that we could only have very large trucks, small trucks are illegal.

I really enjoyed the new Mia Lee finance video about asset allocation. Pretty good for beginners.

>>57683807
TBD!!!!

>>57683780
Why not buy VOO?

>>57683813
>this is why we can't have nice things

>>57683807
>>57683824
This is what euphoria looks like. Mumus never learn.

>>57683813
Also safety standards, because Lord knows we need to make everything an ugly bar of soap because of jaywalking NIGGERS.
>Also shoutout to the Venezuelans windshield washing at stoplights

Holy shit. NVDA went to last week's high, its all time high, to the cent, then went back down. What the fuck is going on.

When does a stock meet ATH, to the cent, in after-hours? This is NVDA earnings, the superbowl of the stock market and it just met its all time high to the fuckign cent. Are the limit orders that strong?

Still, none of it matters til tomorrow.
>Jensen

>>57683802
looks terrible. i'm going to stick with my 90s hilux.

>>57683837
What do I have to learn? That I’m making money hand over fist for the last 3 years and will continue to do so for the next 3? Stay poor faggot.

>>57683797
Move

>>57683797
That seems like the kind of legislation that will be reversed as soon as enough normies think it's unrealistic.

>>57683833
in case anyone thinks I’m just being a retarded pol brain, I’ll explain. The efficiency standards are done with relative numbers instead of absolute numbers. Larger trucks are more efficient when at full load. Small trucks have far less emmisions and have greater gas milage in absolute terms but not relative. But what percentage of trucks are driven at full load? Or any load at all? Most trucks are driven by dudes who are just commuting to work. So now we have millions of giant empty trucks burning twice as much gas, but hey if the owners start hauling full loads then it would totally be different! Anyway thats why we can’t have small affordable trucks: california democrats and then nationally when obama took over.

>>57683847
That's still a fucking toyota

>>57683767
EV's are over until AI will have solved them.

>>57683854
You will learn when you're down 50% with no hope of breaking even for the next two decades.

>NVDA will end up buying AMD

>>57683879
no way. NVDA is moving into a software company.

>>57683857
I would but I’m making wayy too much money here. Not worth it. For now.

Anyone else loading up on SMCI?

>>57683490
Silicon is literally the single most abundant element on Earth. You can "mine it" yourself by just going outside with a shovel. It's everything in the ground that isn't something interesting.

>>57683879
Monopoly laws will more than likely prevent this.
Then again, it is the government

>>57683864
>Welcome to JACKED Park
What the fuck?

>>57683878
By the time this bullrun is actually over I’ll have made it and cashed out and be living on a beach somewhere while you’re still waging at Walmart and waiting for the happening with the rest of your chud buddies. Could have been you too, but you’d rather be right than rich.

>>57683895
>America enforcing monopoly laws in CY
lol
lmao

>>57683864
I know you are right Anon, the regulations in the US car market are fucking moronic. I actually fucking use my truck, it's my work horse (not to be confused with that shitty penny stock WKHS shilled by Trump).

>>57683899
New AI model that JACKS people on screen in real time. JACKED.AI requires an NVDA RTX 5090 or higher for 1080p video at 24fps

>>57683909
Sure you will buddy, sure you will. Just like the memecoiners will all be rich very soon.

>>57683797
and a $100k EV by a company that has never made cars will automatically be successful over legacy companies??

>>57683909
>they don't know that I'm going to be rich

>CEO of GM is paid 9.5 million a year
>CEO of Stellantis is paid 13 million a year

Threadly reminder that if you haven't bought into the mania, you're gonna be poor forever.

>>57683934
I see Rivians everyday. 3 of my neighbors have Rivians. They are all white males over 40. Unlike Tesla owners who are 80% POC under age 30. I see the Amazon Rivian delivery vans constantly. I invest in what I see, and I see a lot of fucking Rivians every day.

SOXL

>>57683767
imo car manufacturers still think that people will still pay a premium for an EV. case on point, picrel costs just under $20k despite not coming with any doors. like cut your prices first and the people will come.

>>57683924
Hello yes I work for Hollywood and I would like to purchase. Also lol I think it needs some promotion from that inhuman roid guy, who I think is dead, but I think the AI can handle that.

>>57683909
don't say we didn't warn you

>>57683958
I worked on the LCID plant in Casa Grande, AZ. Impressive facility but I got shook out of my shares when they hit the skids last year.

Financial collapse bobos were right this is it why didnt you listen etc etc.

>>57683963
What the hell is even that?!

>>57683969
>guy that's been in the market for 1 year posting 80 year charts

>>57683982
They're trying to make everything into a Southeast Asia tier bug hive mess of tuktuks scooters and so forth.

>>57683946
>bulls are the chuds

>>57683974
You were totally correct for selling when you did. I’m just here to slurp the bottom.

>>57683997
I'm buying back in as of right now. 100 shares at a time.

>>57683982
>pic
kek

>>57683895
there are no monopoly laws without the government, genius

I like the look of Lucid cars. If they want to go anywhere as a company, they need a Model 3 alternative stat.
>>57683966
>inhuman roid guy
He died of his death.

>>57683969
but how about the pair trade holding SOXL and SQQQ

>>57683963
Why would I want to pay $20k for that unsafe go-cart.

>>57684020
Imagine riding around town in a fucking electric trycicle and still calling yourself a man.

I really wanted to short NVDA but I didn't because I knew clown market

>>57684026
This. Real men buy huge trucks to prove their masculinity.
The bigger your vehicle is, the more of a man you are.
Same applies to guns and anger issues

>>57684026
A guy on a scooter talked shit to me and a bunch of cars in the bicycle lane and before getting mad I said, "that's his own punishment"

>>57683958
backtoredditfaggot

>>57684045
>you will own nothing and be happy
>your car will be an electric tricycle
>your food will be bugs
>your testosterone will be estrogen
>you will own no firearms

>>57684014
>He died of his death.
That sounds very painful.

>>57684065
>You will not buy NVDA ever not even one share

>>57684054
I’ve been on 4chan since 2006 and the only time I’ve been to reddit was to look at porn of your mom (because i wasn’t paying for her onlyfans)

>>57684073
UUUU

>>57684073
He was murdered by accident, very sad.

Let's rotate tech money into bio :)

>>57684014
I miss piano man so much

>>57684026
better than getting cuckholded by tesla and ford kek.
>>57684020
...that's what i'm saying anon. EVs as a whole are far too expensive for the average person atm.

>>57684137

>>57684077
cringe loser living with his parents still

I hope NVDA runs rest of week

Any other earnings plays? I might go into SQ... or just roll it all into NVDA

So ive been busy last few hours. why did nvidia suddenly pop now? sounds like good call then?

i bake

ARM bros, we made it.

If I had more margin, I would sell a MELI put @1640 for Friday. I'd be totally happy buying more at that price, it's a solid company, and writing the put would pay 2k.

>>57684148
You're functionally retarded so no one is going to tell you.

>>57684137
I just spend and hour and a half in bumper to bumper along with 50k other people because they are scared to pull tesla's off the road after a crash. the blocked off 3/4 lanes just to keep cars away from that bomb.

>>57684148
looks like they just went back to what was priced in last week.

David Nvidia just flew over my house.

>>57684148
It turns out the NVDA board is literally all AI entities, which bodes well for their product.

i baked
>>57684176
>>57684176
>>57684176

In 2022 I went all in NVDA at $290, it went down to $150 and I lost thousands. I never bought NVDA again.

>>57684192
Just one more
NATGAS AND OIL to make BOOMP limoot.

Boomp! Teeheee

kneel

>>57683621
We will have to call Jerome.