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NVDA Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57682193
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NVDA will open at ATH and my $1000 calls will be ITM tomorrow. Screencap this.

>> No.57682199
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IM GOING TO BE RICH

>> No.57682204

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK


BEARS


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

>> No.57682206

its mooning

>> No.57682207
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And here I am, stuck in bios and too poor for calls.
Congrats everyBully, I am proud

>> No.57682211
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57682211

$750 call weekly call holder here. Let's hope for a gap up tomorrow

>> No.57682212

NVDA has a price to earnings ratio of 90
How is this stock so overbought? Are people really expecting them to quadruple their revenue every year for the next 10 years? Ridiculous

1666.56B market cap on 18b of income? seriously?

>> No.57682214
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>NVIDIA (read: America) maintains its dominance
>degen option buyers blow up their accounts
>bobos seething and coping
society is healing

>> No.57682217
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57682217

>AMD, NVDA, SMCI all skyrocketing

>> No.57682219
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Bobo is kill

>> No.57682220

The real pump will come during the call.

>> No.57682221

>>57682199
:|

>> No.57682222
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57682222

now we mooning again. semis are back baby.

>> No.57682223

My SOXL calls are doing a little something something

>> No.57682224

i mean is it really that much of a surprise? AI isn't going away any time soon. the only question is when does the business start to taper off from the mania, its not going to collapse

>> No.57682228

>>57682199
This is bullshit.

>> No.57682230
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>year 1 of a 15 year bull market cycle
>strongest macroeconomic conditions in history
>record low unemployment
>record high retail sales
>housing market roaring
>blow out earnings
>AGI is coming
>Trump is going to prison
>Biden getting reelected
>S&P going to 9000

>> No.57682231

>>57682199
Did you pay 33 dollars just for a meme to impress your internet “”friends””?

>> No.57682232
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>>57682197
Kek based Bezos WAGIEMASTER!

>> No.57682235
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NVDA powered AI waifus

>> No.57682234
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>> No.57682236

>>57682219
clown fucking candle right there

>> No.57682237

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE BACK HALF THE MONEY I SPENT ON A NEW GPU

>> No.57682239

I was THIS close to buying NVDA puts, glad I didn't in the end
I'm never listening to bears again, I don't care if it's mania, I don't care about P/E ratios, I don't care anymore

bobofags have locked me out of a 4 year bullrun, this was the last straw

>> No.57682240

This is a trap. NVIDIA alone CANNOT hold the market up. One tech company selling graphics card, primarily to other tech completely overpriced can't avoid a recession.

>> No.57682244
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57682244

Thanks Joe for saving the American economy.

>> No.57682245

I have NVDA 920 March calls. This is going to be INSANE tomorrow.

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>>57682234
AAAAAAAAAAA SHE'S SO MOUSEY AND CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57682249
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57682249

You want AI DD? I got your DD right here. AI is the future and we entered a new paradigm.

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NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN
GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

>> No.57682253

it’s just going up to fill the gap at 725. it will not put in a new ath. it will turn down again tomorrow.

>> No.57682256

Why is everyone mad at me for buying a 1.4k call? HUH WHY BECAUSE IM GOING TO BE RICH HUH??

>> No.57682257

>>57682222
checked quads

>> No.57682258
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SOXL SISTERS

They will pay for what they did to us

>> No.57682263

>>57682211
>>57682231
NVDA will open at ATH and reach $1000 tomorrow. Why? 4 digits is an impressive number.
This is the meme market.
GME reached $420, Doge reached $0.69, Bitcoin reached $69,000 and Nvdia will reach $1000.

>> No.57682262

>>57682239
Top signal.

>> No.57682264

WE
ARE
ALL
GOING
TO
MAKE
IT
(NOT YOU THOUGH, BOBO)

>> No.57682265
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>>57682244
Thank you, Mr. President.

>> No.57682266

I was going to buy even if it was still around 720 on Tuesday. The dip pre-earnings just makes it all the more sweet.

>> No.57682270

The market is heeming

>> No.57682271
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OMG guys one company is moving the entire global economy WTF

>> No.57682273
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>anons are celebrating NVDA getting back to its tuesday opening price

>> No.57682274
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57682274

Well done mumu but that isn't my final form. Earnings call in 7 minutes.

>> No.57682275

>>57682258
We're going to 60 EoW to put all bobocucks to sleep FOR GOOD

>> No.57682280
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57682280

don't worry bobros, nvidia will sell off

>> No.57682281

This is it.

A new paradigm.

Stocks will NEVER go down again.

>> No.57682283

Not my fault you didn't make the easiest 5% of your life.

>> No.57682284

>>57682273
I was celebrating on Tuesday morning too

>> No.57682285

Bears are so fucking dumb that they literally think NVDA only sells consumer GPUs. Goddamn.

>> No.57682287
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57682287

DAMN THESE TECH TROONS
SAVING THE MARKETS

>> No.57682288

>>57682273
Because it will go even higher as price targets are raised and shorts are squeezed

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>>57682271

>> No.57682291
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>>57682252
Should've known better than to cheat a friend, bobo.

>> No.57682292

>>57682285
They also have swimming, yoga and sex contracts with Palantir.

>> No.57682294

>>57682273
>are so fucking dumb that they
But NVDA shake off a lot of weak hands. during this pullback.

>> No.57682295
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>NVDA spikes after panic sell
>Everyone getting priced out
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH BEARS GET FUCKED AGAIN

>> No.57682298

>>57682288
and that's exactly what they want you to think

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>>57682252
>the crab is the one doing the tenor sax solo

>> No.57682303

nvidiatroons about to hit rock bottom

>> No.57682304

>every single fucking crypto coin follows BTC to the letter
What's the fucking point anymore

>> No.57682305

Wait didn't baggots option play blow up when the price went under 650?

>> No.57682307

RAISE THE RATES JEROME AAAAAAA

>> No.57682310

I paid 36$ for a 1.4k call option expiring on March 15 and I’m the bad guy? Why? What the FUCK did I do to you??

>> No.57682312
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>>57682298
midwits BURN IN HELL

>> No.57682315

Where's the anon who was begging his dad to sell his 2k NVDA shares from October?

>> No.57682316
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>>57682176
>22 billion revenue
>worth 2 trillion
lol

>> No.57682320

>>57682312
cool, i bought and have been holding since before you had a computer but whatever

>> No.57682323

>>57682310
Should've bought $1000 cals expiring on February 23. I will make more money than you.

>> No.57682326

>>57682304
and BTC follows the S&P

>> No.57682329

>>57682316
You sweep what you sow, bro.

>> No.57682330

ARM bros, we are so back

>> No.57682331

>>57682305
Nope, I'm going to probably going to double my account tomorrow at the open. =D

>> No.57682333 [DELETED] 

What if someone feels blessed today and donate me 2k$. I know its more like a dream, and its quite impossible that a anon will donate me 2k$, if this gonna really happened from this post, I will seriously open a coffe shop and update on my next post. My 8 years dream to build a coffe shop. I know this will never gonna happen, but i wish something magical would happened from this post.

If anyone want to donate, my mail bonsogdistra@gmail.com, please reach me through the mail if you are feeling blessed today and want to change someones life.

Though i have only 0.1% hope left on my mind. Lets see what happened : )

>> No.57682334

>>57682315
OUT THERE
SOMEWHERE
BEING
BLESSED

>> No.57682335

>>57682320
Gen X midwits BURN IN DOUBLE HELL

>> No.57682338

>>57682316
My guy they rake in that much money FOUR TIMES A YEAR

>> No.57682339

>>57682335
BASED. DON'T TRUST ANYONE OVER 50 LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.57682340

I had a dream I was becoming best friends with bezos
I woke up and put 5k into Amazon

>> No.57682347

>gamestop has 6 billion revenue
>4 billion market cap
>njudea has 22 billion revenue
>1.8 trillion market cap

>> No.57682348

>>57682275
I'll be happy with 50/share for SOXL. Please Santa.

>> No.57682349

>>57682316
Just a simple matter of doubling the cards sold to zuck every year to double revenue. Totally feasible.

>> No.57682351

>>57682335
uh-huh
if thinking that makes you feel better about your tiny portfolio and grim future. Sure.

>> No.57682353

>>57682176
i have 30k in my fidelity account i just rolled over from a previous employer.
i was thinking about putting more into the semiconductors and BTC funds
what do?

>> No.57682354

>>57682347
kek baggie

>> No.57682358

>>57682347
yeah but how much of that game stop revenue is possible without N-Video processors?

>> No.57682361

>>57682347
>what is forward moving market
Nvidia is going to have a trillion in revenue soon on ai chips. gamestop isnt growing revneue.

>> No.57682369

>>57682347
and which is more proprietary?
>heres your game thatll be 6 billion dollars

>> No.57682374

Joe Biden is arguably one of the best presidents the nation has ever seen

>> No.57682377

Love me a good bobo breaking. Imagine being so retarded believing this was the new dotcom bubble lmao.

>> No.57682378
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We're all gonna make it.

>> No.57682383
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5% up wasn't enough for NVDA. We're doing 7%.

>> No.57682386

>>57682288
>shorts are squeezed
lol, lmao

>> No.57682388

i don't own gamestop i just highlighted two bubble shitstocks

>> No.57682391
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THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY THE MORE YOU SAVE

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>tfw the IV crush most likely liquidated your position before the pump

>> No.57682395

>>57682361
LET'S GO AND EARNINGS CALL HASNT EVEN STARTED YET

>> No.57682399

>>57682378
>The more you buy, the more buy yed yo save
So this is that AI thing everyone is talking about.

>> No.57682403

>>57682347
very fair and non-retarded comparison ty anon

>> No.57682404
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>Live look at options gamblooorrs

>> No.57682406

>>57682395
he will charm us all with his sweet words.

>> No.57682410

>>57682310
>1.4k
Man people are retarded when it comes to options.

>> No.57682414

>beat revenue
>beat earnings
>beat guidance
Why isn't it +20%?

>> No.57682415

>>57682347
>GameStop
>no AI to replace niggers
>N-video
>AI to replace niggers
NVDA = TND

>> No.57682417

>>57682313
Please respond.

>> No.57682420
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57682420

APOLOGIZE TO LEATHERJACKETMAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.57682421

>AI IS THE FUTURE
>PEOPLE WILL BE MAKING ADS MORE EASILY AND FLOOD EVERYBODY WITH IT
lol

>> No.57682423

sell on good news

>> No.57682425

>>57682347
Gamestop loses money every year. Nvidia is profitable and growing. Cope retard.

>> No.57682426

>3/1 AMD 167.50C
>3/1 NVDA 750C
payment cometh

>> No.57682429

RTX 5070
MSRP $1000 USD

>> No.57682430
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>NVDA is in a booming market
>Insane demand
>Insane margins because of their dominance
>NVDA has not disappointed ever since 2022
We had two red days. What more do you want?
Bobos see a few graph showing normies are having a "tough" time and think stocks should fall by 50%

>> No.57682434
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EOY predictions:
>NVDA $3000
>S&P 9000
>strongest economy in US history
>Joe Biden reelected in a landslide victory
>Trump imprisoned
>roaring housing market
>blow out earnings growth
>booming retail sales
>10 year treasury yield to 9%
>9% real GDP growth

>57682374
>Joe Biden is arguably one of the best presidents the nation has ever seen
Racists won't like to hear it, but this is true

>> No.57682435

>>57682417
I say smart for not selling. Never get BOGGED down with what could have been done that would have been better, just count the BLESSINGS.

>> No.57682443
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57682443

THIS IS NOW A DESIGNATED AI THREAD

>> No.57682444

>>57682420
NO
I STILL
HATE
THE ANTICHRIST.

>> No.57682446
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>>57682434
Sounds fuckin great as long as I get FUCKIN PAID.

>> No.57682449

>>57682414
Because after hours and earnings call in 10 minutes. The fact that AH volume is on par with normal hours is kinda insane.

>>57682417
Smart for not selling. You really dont have a reason to sell.
Buying isn't bad, but it was gambling either way. Gotta resist the greed.

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>>57682333
JANNIES CLEAN THIS UP

>> No.57682455

>>57682434
>mortgage applications -13%

>> No.57682457
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>>57682430
I knew when that one generated it was gonna be an excellent shitpost.

>Verification not required.

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What about 2024 guidance?

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This formerly unknown trader has just been outed as the most skilled trader of 2024. When asked about her trades her only response was "I guess I'm just that good.".

>> No.57682464

I'm sorry, but what's NVDA?

>> No.57682469
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>Nvidia spiking hard
>gme back in the toilet $13

>> No.57682468

$728 and counting

>> No.57682477

>>57682434
>sending 100 billion to foreign countries is good
He could have given that to US! The market it doing good in SPITE of Biden not because of. Returns would be even more insane if we had a non-dementia president.

>> No.57682478

>>57682298
Actually, that's what they want you to think that they want you to think.
You have to think further ahead if you want to beat them. You got tricked again.

>> No.57682479

wait earnings haven't dropped yet? wtf was that 25 mins ago then?

>> No.57682482

>>57682455
Fuck real estate we CUDA now. All that TDP is gonna keep you warm anyway.

>> No.57682483
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Nvidia will be the #1 company in the world next week

>> No.57682486

>people actually bet against a company that has a monopoly on the most in demand tech product in history
lol
lmao even

>> No.57682487

>>57682455
>people getting priced out
bullish

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We're at 733 ladies.

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25% anon you must be feeling good right now

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Thanks, based Leatherjacketman!

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>>57682457
Oh yes. Hopefully generated using an NVDA GPU. Man oh man I kept on buying this "dip". This is a buyer's market and a buy the dip market as memed by that bald guy.
But NVDA really does deserve it. If they can keep this up, their forward PE is gonna be pretty low (sub 50)

>> No.57682497

>730 AH

>> No.57682498
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>>57682434
Based

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>>57682455
>mortgage applications -13%
Sorry to burst your bubble bobo but that's because everyone is paying in cash these days. Everyone is fat & happy flush with cash. You don't need a mortgage when the S&P is going to 9000 while unemployment remains at record lows. Consumers are enthusiastic about higher prices. Home prices are hitting new ATHs for a reason

>> No.57682505

>>57682479
I'll spoonfeed ya slowpoke
https://investor.nvidia.com/financial-info/financial-reports/default.aspx

>> No.57682506

Revenue $22.10B vs. $6.05B y/y, EST $20.41B

holy SHIT

>> No.57682507

>amd stock greeen dildo
I mean I don't care then if Nvidia goes up.

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>>57682434
Kek. Never change BEZOSWAGIEMASTER.

>> No.57682510

I sold my puts and bought a call at like $670
Is options trading always this easy?

>> No.57682511

Morgan Brennan is so fucking SEXY i want to fuck and marry her

>> No.57682513
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57682513

>HIGHER
>HIGHER
>HIGHER

>> No.57682516

holy shit

>> No.57682517

>>57682469
It'll go back to 12 then pump for its one good quarter, then continue its downward spiral

>> No.57682518

>>57682176
Bobos are extra quiet.

>> No.57682520
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57682520

Bears, why so quiet? You've been so vocal these past few days, don't shut up now. Let's hear some more doomposting.

>> No.57682522

>>57682479
Earnings reports will often be published/filed with the SEC, then an earnings call happens where the management discusses it with shareholders/analysts.

>> No.57682523
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>>57682506
>Revenue $22.10B vs. $6.05B y/y, EST $20.41B
Should be at least $70B for 2024 according to my calculations

>> No.57682524

>>57682510
if you are not a retard yes its literally that easy

>> No.57682526
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57682526

NVDA THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIZURDe0nc8
We're gonna fight, we're gonna win
We're making STOCKS a fucking threat again
We're on the prowl for something cool
We're gonna BUY your empty swimming pool
We're TRADING STOCKS at the Circle K
And I SLUPRED a Gnarly DIP while my Walkman blasted JFA

Don't be a pussy, there's no need to cry
So shut up and get rad 'cause now, it's time to TRADE or die
Yeah, you don't need to know the reason why
Just shut up and get rad 'cause now, it's time to TRADE or die
Go

>> No.57682530
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57682530

Bearfags.......

>> No.57682533
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57682533

>Cramer was right about NVDA mooning
Are you ready to apologize and admit the Harvard Magna Cum Laude Graduate is smarter than you?

>> No.57682538
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57682538

>>57682511

>> No.57682542
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57682542

>>57682520
Jensen will shid and fart during the call and doomp!

>> No.57682543
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57682543

Anons, we're living through a once in a lifetime golden bullrun. I hope you got in on it. God bless you all.

>> No.57682545

>>57682533
Inverse Cramer is OVER we literally live in a new timeline where things are good

>> No.57682550

>>57682511
>fuck and marry her

You better change that order of events, bucko

>> No.57682551

THE ENTIRETY OF THE GLOBAL STOCK MARKET IS NO RESTING ON A SINGLE COMPANY
SMALL CAPS ARE GOING TO ZERO
YIELDS ARE GOING TO ZERO
CURRENCY IS GOING TO ZERO

TOTAL

WEIMAR

ARMAGEDDON

>> No.57682552

>>57682533
We need an inverse of the inverse Cramer ETF

>> No.57682553

check arm computer

>> No.57682555

>>57682543
Up over $1800 in the last twenty minutes. Feels well deserved.

>> No.57682556

>>57682533
He had to do a fakeout because the overall sentiment on NVDA was bearish

>> No.57682558

>SOXL to liquidate because NVDA does its job better.
Holy shit.

>> No.57682559
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57682559

um Klaus bros? i think NVDA broke my software

>> No.57682561

WHY DID I SELL MY SMCI AAAAAAHHHHHHH
But really I just got out and switched to SPY call instead. It'll work out just fine, but its fun to cry about it anyway.

>> No.57682567
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57682567

>>57682543
Bro, the groundhog (NVDA) didn't see its shadow. All that means is that we avoided 6 more weeks of recession.

>> No.57682568

>>57682553
Check Super Micro Computer Computer

>> No.57682573

And here we go.

If dubs. Its over.

>> No.57682575

>>57682455
Applications are somewhat irrelevant if people are still buying and time on the market is still below historical trends pre-COVID.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/MEDDAYONMARUS

>> No.57682576

THE CALL IS STARTING

>> No.57682577

NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
>NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
>NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
>NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
>NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
>NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
>NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
>NVDIA EARNINGS CALL LIVE
https://events.q4inc.com/attendee/382151216
https://events.q4inc.com/attendee/382151216
https://events.q4inc.com/attendee/382151216

>> No.57682578
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57682578

>be me
>chipfag in 2022
>meh Ill put half in AMD and half in NVDA and let it ride
>ffw
>up 520% on NVDA
>make more in stonks than my tech job last year

>> No.57682580

>>57682518
bobos are too retarded to even know their own theory. Weimar means stocks go to infinity. Bobo should be buying.

>> No.57682581
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57682581

HOORY SHEEEET
JUST KEEPS MOOOOOOOOONING

>> No.57682582
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57682582

it's over 9000

>> No.57682585

nvda call starting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txOv_pi-_R4&ab_channel=YahooFinance

>> No.57682590

Rolling for total financial armageddon

>> No.57682594

I'm going to sleep in tomorrow. By the time I eat my eggs and bacon NVDA will be four digits.

>> No.57682595

>>57682578
>make more in stonks than my tech job last year
Top signal.

>> No.57682599
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57682599

>>57682551
>SMALL CAPS ARE GOING TO ZERO
Small caps will be lifted up by the AI revolution and enter a new era of productivity
>YIELDS ARE GOING TO ZERO
Yields are going to 10%+. No one wants a 4% bond when the economy is growing 15% nominal per year
>CURRENCY IS GOING TO ZERO
We have the strongest currency in the world with no competitors

>> No.57682601
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57682601

>>57682590
STRIKE THREE CALLED

>> No.57682600
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57682600

shoulda sold my losing position and profited on NVDL

>> No.57682606

>740 after hours, +10%

>> No.57682607

>NVDA would now need to reach $2800 to beat Cisco's P/E ratio at the top of the dotcom bubble

>> No.57682609

LMAO

IT GOES UP

>> No.57682611
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57682611

>>57682601
Hope anon wasn't all-in puts.

>> No.57682613

>continues to skyrock

>> No.57682614
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57682614

Boy does it feel good not being a smelly permadoomer bobo

>> No.57682618

>AI FACTORIES

>> No.57682619
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57682619

THEY SAID AI

>> No.57682620
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57682620

>>57682518
We broke bobo.

>> No.57682626

Getting a little nervous about my call credit spread on NVDA. No way it goes past 800, right?

>> No.57682627

>>57682595
for what its worth Im cashing in half tomorrow, great company, great value, TSLA levels of stupid P/E. Its treated me well so I'll let it have house money but I fully expect it sideways if not now than in a few months

>> No.57682630

Why is no one believing me? This will go to four digits by tomorrow.

>> No.57682632
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57682632

>>57682611
We're all adults here, responsible for our own choices.

>> No.57682636

>>57682618
>>57682619
Wtf? Nvidia's getting into AI?!

>> No.57682635
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57682635

>>57682600
>Shoulda Woulda Coulda

>> No.57682642
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57682642

>>57682614
Damn, looks good for AI. Even the fingers look right

>> No.57682647
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57682647

745

>> No.57682651
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57682651

I found bobo

>> No.57682653

>>57682620
>BOBO STATUS: BROKEN

>> No.57682654
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57682654

>>57682614
>look at make of AI-generated computer
>cunny
What did the AI mean by this?

>> No.57682658
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57682658

>>57682636
>NUCLEAR AI SUPERSONIC HYPER CHIPS

>> No.57682660

>>57682626
1k by end of march dont fool yourself

>> No.57682662

Is this text to speech?

>> No.57682664
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57682664

>>57682526
vibin. sloppin.
>740

>> No.57682666

>>57682630
Why do you say that?

>> No.57682669

>its going to hit 800 during after hours

>> No.57682673

>742 brutally rejected
kek better luck next time.

>> No.57682675

>>57682651
Aw, that cute little guy is so tuckered out he needs a log to hold his head up!

>> No.57682678

Moment of silence for shorters

>> No.57682680

>>57682662
That is called AI nowadays.

>> No.57682681
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57682681

I wonder how high this could go. I'm praying for a run into the 8s

>> No.57682683
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57682683

>>57682632
Something bulls and bears can all agree on.

>> No.57682684
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57682684

>>57682658
>QUANTUM FISSION ZETA AI

>> No.57682686
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57682686

>SMCI
>Up 10%
>AMD
>Up 4% only

Why amd just cant fucking pumpa?

>> No.57682687

Should I chuck my last 15k into as many shares as I can buy? Lol

>> No.57682693
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57682693

did i just win

>> No.57682695

>>57682666
Because it's a funny number. Yes this is the main reason. The market can stay irrational for a long time. All of the street are like kids in high school chasing the popular thing. Hype is an extremely strong human emotion.

>> No.57682697

>>57682607
>NVDA still has 370 percent upside before selling becomes plausible

>> No.57682700
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57682700

>>57682683
To be fair, I still go on Goebbels tier rants about the Jews.

>> No.57682701

>>57682686
>why isnt the competition pumping???

>> No.57682702
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57682702

>>57682673
double dip into moon to 800

>> No.57682704
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57682704

i sold my nvda shares into earnings

>> No.57682708
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57682708

>>57682687
Let the record reflect you posted this when NVDA hit 739.

>> No.57682709

>>57682684
> GALACTIC TURBO-NUCLEAR DATA CENTERS

>> No.57682712

>>57682693
lol
time in the market

>> No.57682721

>>57682693
Congrats.

>>57682704
So sorry.

>> No.57682725

>>57682693
Possibly. 6 months is a lot of theta.

>> No.57682727

>>57682708
Ikr

Lmao

>> No.57682734

>>57682704
ouch

>> No.57682736
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57682736

SAY AI MORE, QUICK

>> No.57682735
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57682735

Oh thank goodness my SOXS order did not fill

>> No.57682740

>>57682693
Congrats. My 1000 strikes expiring on friday will be a better one.

>> No.57682741

What is this dropping shit

>> No.57682743

wtf is this earnings call. Listening to it through a youtuber. holy fuck, that's like a scam call.

>> No.57682744

>>57682736
THE MORE YOU AI THE MORE YOU SAVE

>> No.57682747

>>57682741
NVDA seems to have reached a permanently high plateau.

>> No.57682750

>NEARLY ALL AUTOMOTIVE COMPANIES MAKING AI ARE WORKING WITH NVIDIA

>> No.57682752
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57682752

Take a shot every time she says AI

>> No.57682758

>>57682741
people are selling news, NVDA will skyrocket over the coming weeks because of this though.

>> No.57682760 [DELETED] 

>>57682662
that'll be up about 20% if the price stays at $730

>> No.57682761

>>57682747
they are not going to be able to sell units at $40K forever...or even through this year

>> No.57682764

Double top on weekly

>> No.57682766
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57682766

I'm buying NVDA puts on open and none of you can stop ne

>> No.57682767
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57682767

>>57682752
Even if you did sips, you'd still end up with alcohol poisoning.

>> No.57682771
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57682771

>mfw Jew Sosnoff sold a bunch of 630/590 call credit spreads and got heemed
>mfw goyim tastyjew employee sold a 570/600/630 put butterfly spread and got heemed
>mfw tastyjew viewers copied their trades and got HEEMED

>> No.57682776

>NVDA trading after hours like the market is still open

>> No.57682777

>guess i can go back to buy some NVDA

next earnings it will be the same shit

>> No.57682778

>he didnt buy the dip again
lol

>> No.57682781

>>57682750
comma isn't. and they're better than everyone

>> No.57682782
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57682782

Just liquidated my portfolio and went all in

>> No.57682787
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57682787

>revenue improved everywhere except china
>where revenue declined significantly

>> No.57682789

>reddit wins again
goddamnit bobros

>> No.57682788

>>57682618
>AI MAKING AI

>> No.57682790

>>57682750
I tough automotive companies made cars

>> No.57682791
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57682791

>>57682761
I don't think you understand the phrase "permanently high plateau", anon.

>> No.57682806

The phrase "sovereign AI" is kinda creepy

>> No.57682809

>>57682693
that'll be up about 20% if the price stays at $730

>> No.57682814
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57682814

>>57682787
Stock prices can't go down in China if they are barred from selling stocks, right? Right?

>> No.57682815

>>57682790
Nooo boomer lmao

>> No.57682821

>>57682758
Yes but that doesn't bode well for my weekly calls at 750. Shall I roll

>> No.57682823

i told you
i buyed the call at 1460
now watch me print

>> No.57682825
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57682825

>>57682787
dont care still slurping CHYNA

>> No.57682827

gamers rise up

>> No.57682829

>>57682736
>ai foundation models
>ai aided models
>pretrained biomolecular ai
>proprietary ai recursion
>financial ai
>trading ai
>fraud detection ai
>improve accuracy using ai
>enterprise ai
>ai driven revenue
>ai infrastructure
>h200 ai accelerators
>end to end fine ai datacenters
>ai optimized
>bluefield ai
>1.5x networking performance ai
>ai rnd
>custom ai development
>partners lenovo (...) in ai
>nvidia quantum infiniband quantum ai
>....
>ai

>> No.57682831
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57682831

>>57682806
We respect sentient beings in this house.

>> No.57682832

>>57682461
I want to be in the room when her withered claws use their last ounce of energy to try and drag her funi computer numbers into the grave with her.

>> No.57682835

>>57682821
your fault for using gambling tickets on a stock like this when you just need to buy shares

>> No.57682837

>>57682823
I did the same

>> No.57682839

GAMERS RISE UP

>> No.57682843

>>57682771
>tfw you do the opposite of these jewish market makers who don't reveal their entire trade history to their customers
>tfw you profit

>> No.57682844

>>57682787
Because China is shitting the bed.

>> No.57682845

>>57682788
>Doesn't sound like Skynet at all

>> No.57682847
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57682847

>>57682758
>people are selling news
???... ... ...DONALD DUCK

>> No.57682850
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57682850

STOP SAYING AI I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE

>> No.57682851

>>57682825
China's economy is so bad that the largest growing demographic of illegal border hoppers is Chinese.

>> No.57682853

>>57682664
Wow it's almost up to where it was a week ago I'm so excited I could cum

>> No.57682854

>>57682766
I'll be selling them to you retard

>> No.57682855
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57682855

why are we dumping

>> No.57682865
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57682865

>>57682855

>> No.57682864

i hate technology, it will be the end of us

>> No.57682866
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57682866

>>57682837
>Usa

beyond based

>> No.57682867

AI catgirls, lets fucking gooooooooo

>> No.57682869

AI PCs

>> No.57682872

>>57682787
It's because they're buying sanctioned chips through shell companies, dumb dumb.

>> No.57682874
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57682874

Dammit, Ruger.

>> No.57682876
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57682876

>>57682829
IT'S NOT WORKING, WHY WON'T IT HEAL

>> No.57682881

>>57682850
>they're trying to say AI as much as possible so they don't have to reveal their earnings

>> No.57682887

>>57682855
They're making ai niggers

>> No.57682888
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57682888

>>57682664
DONT BE A PUSSY THERES NO NEED TO CRY
SO SHUT UP AND GET RAD CUZ NOW ITS TIME TO TRADE OR DIE
YEA YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW THE REASON WHY
JUST SHUT UP AND GET RAD CUZ NOW ITS TIME TO TRADE OR DIE

>> No.57682891

>>57682855
>>57682708

>> No.57682893

PLEASE ANNOUNCE A STOCK SPLIT

>> No.57682895
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57682895

>>57682867
>>57682869
these posts were clearly generated by AI

>> No.57682896

Guys is this the real earnings call? this woman speaking on a phone that sounds like from the 80's-90's (scratchy)? I'm watching this
https://www.youtube.com/live/otlTZEqojZI?feature=shared

Is this the REAL EARNIGNS CALL OF NVDA?

If yes, then lmao.

>> No.57682903
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57682903

>>57682829
>ai foundation models
>ai aided models
>pretrained biomolecular ai
>proprietary ai recursion
>financial ai
>trading ai
>fraud detection ai
>improve accuracy using ai
>enterprise ai
>ai driven revenue
>ai infrastructure
>h200 ai accelerators
>end to end fine ai datacenters
>ai optimized
>bluefield ai
>1.5x networking performance ai
>ai rnd
>custom ai development
>partners lenovo (...) in ai
>nvidia quantum infiniband quantum ai

>> No.57682906

>>57682882
>>57682882
>>57682882
>>57682882

>> No.57682912

>>57682874
I want Undertakeranon to know that I was just busting his balls about going all in on RGR.

>> No.57682916

>>57682896
every earnings call sounds like this. it's a call.

>> No.57682920

>>57682891
Kek

>> No.57682925
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57682925

>>57682736
lol, over 2.5% drop from where the meme line broke and at the ath resistance

>> No.57682931

>leather jacket guy saving the entire US economy

>> No.57682935
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57682935

What if the lady is fucking AI generated too?

>> No.57682945

>>57682585
thank you ve much for posting the link anon, I'm sure everyone is listening but you surprisingly didn't get any (you)s

>> No.57682946

>>57682916
They should use AI to make it less shit

>> No.57682954

Lmao at every single one of you fags who fell for the NVDA trap

>> No.57683014

>>57682935
fuck off AItranny

>> No.57683056 [DELETED] 

What if someone feels blessed today and donate me 2k$. I know its more like a dream, and its quite impossible that a anon will donate me 2k$, if this gonna really happened from this post, I will seriously open a coffe shop and update on my next post. My 8 years dream to build a coffe shop. I know this will never gonna happen, but i wish something magical would happened from this post.

If anyone want to donate, my mail bonsogdistra@gmail.com, please reach me through the mail if you are feeling blessed today and want to change someones life.

Though i have only 0.1% hope left on my mind. Lets see what happened : )

>> No.57683072

>>57683056
do the needful sir pls sir

>> No.57683124

>>57683072
I don't understand, what do you mean?

>> No.57683210

>>57682782
BUT
GARBAGE
>GARBAGE
GARBAGE