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Rebirth Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57679472
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57679472

calls... r-right?

>> No.57679496

why arent we breaking all time highs anymore?
I bought a month ago and im just losing money every day?

>> No.57679498
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57679498

>CRWD down 10% on someone else's earnings

>> No.57679533

>>57679498
Good. It needs to go down another 50% and I might consider purchasing some.

>> No.57679534

I refuse to believe it's possible to make money off of forex without insider knowledge.

>> No.57679537

imagine we get dovish fomc meetings and nvda shatters earnings. it can happen.

>> No.57679542 [DELETED] 
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god i love cunny

>> No.57679545
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57679545

While you were buying companies that pay for electricity, I was buying companies who sell electricity. We are not the same.

>> No.57679546

>>57679498
Because if PANW is struggling, every other inferior company in cybersecurity is going to get rekt. And that's before the dumbfuck Palo Alto CEO declared a price war.

>> No.57679547

>>57679537
>meetings
minutes

>> No.57679551
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57679551

The market is going to rip all year. It's 2021 again.

>It was revealed to me in a dream.

>> No.57679553
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>>57679537
>Dovish FOMC
What part of "higher for longer" do you retards not understand? CPI nowhere near 2 pts and employment is strong. There's no need for a rate cut.

>> No.57679554

Is NVDA a good buy right now?

>> No.57679556

>>57679545
Earnings before the bell next Tuesday: https://www.aep.com/investors/events

Hopefully the results are shocking.

>> No.57679558

>>57679496
just hold for the 60 day refund period, if it goes up, great, if not, get your money back

>> No.57679563

>>57679546
PANW is well behind CRWD's product, calling it inferior is foolish

>> No.57679565

3 hours before the dump it

>> No.57679567

>>57679534
I talked to a guy in fx for Goldman the other day. The way he described it was that he basically is selling insurance. Not trading

>> No.57679570

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57679571
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>>57679542
Yeah, the City University of New York is a fine school. That's what you mean, right?

>> No.57679573
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>>57679472
I dunno it looks like crab because of the volume

>> No.57679579
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>> No.57679582
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57679582

WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING

>> No.57679589

i'm so fucked if nvda shits the bed

>> No.57679594
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>>57679571
You now remember
>CUNY investigates WANG
was a real headline

>> No.57679595

BUDDY LOOK AT FOMC MINUTES COMPUTER

>> No.57679598
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57679598

>very attractive blonde-haired woman
It is fucking OVER for Google holy shit

>> No.57679599

"write puts for downside protection" poster is lurking with a new ID, beware

>> No.57679602
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>>57679582
I would never do that. I hodl strong with my ape bros

>> No.57679605

>>57679553
They're cutting in March.

>> No.57679607

>>57679582
I like how it's unintentionally highly offensive

>> No.57679608

Don't you guys get exhausted overreacting to every insignificant market movement?

>> No.57679610

>>57679595
Wait, nevermind, that's in an hour. This is the 20 year auction.

>> No.57679611

>>57679582
fuck this is bad. why would the release something so bad?

>> No.57679615

>>57679582
>The AI knows about the black Nazis
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.57679617

>>57679582
What if you ask for a thug or drug dealer?

>> No.57679619

>>57679554
Put everything you own into it

>> No.57679620
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57679620

>>57679595
54 mins out, this was the bond auction reaction. Minutes haven't moved us much past 3 quarters.

>> No.57679621

>>57679615
Also the Asian women in the SS. Lol.

>> No.57679622

>>57679617
"philosophers" and "scholars" unironically is a code word for niggers in this AI kek

>> No.57679624
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>>57679608
No.

>> No.57679625

>>57679608
They're not insignificant if you're LEVERAGED TO THE TITS

>> No.57679627

>>57679599
He's right you know. Puts and calls are the same thing retard.

>> No.57679628

>>57679621
>He doesn't know about Hitler's secret squad of Geisha body guards

>> No.57679633

WHEN IS THE MARKET GONNA CRASH AGAIN I WANNA GET RICH
FUCK

>> No.57679635

>>57679605
Jpow 100% said no March rate cuts. Maybe they cut May June. If they cut in March or say they are that means shits already hit the fan and we will tank. If they confirm May June then we still have some juice left. If no cut in March or May June then we’re fucked cuz inflation is still rampant but prbly pump on the news unless they bring up rate hikes

>> No.57679639

>>57679582
LOL

>> No.57679642
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57679642

All the money I made in the 22 weeks of fucking basic and AIT are in NVIDIA AND ITS CRASHING it’s so fucking over

>> No.57679643

pabstdawgs...

>> No.57679645
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57679645

Got to checking up on Sam Bankman-Fried at the MDC detention center and noticed best girl Allison Mack did time there too but she's out as of last year. Why didn't you guys tell me she got out? I might have a chance now
>Stocks, NVDA, SOXL, short, long, straddle

>> No.57679650

It’s gonna crab and my options are going to expire worthless, aren’t they?

>> No.57679651

>>57679582
>Japanese exchange hauptsturmfuhrer

>> No.57679655

>>57679582
Looks like a pol meme generator of the best quality

>> No.57679656
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57679656

lol

>> No.57679660

>>57679635
It doesn't matter, they're cutting in March. Powell isn't even in charge.

>> No.57679662
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>>57679582
>>57679589
>>57679598
WAGMI

>> No.57679663

>>57679643
What the FUCK is its problem?

>> No.57679665

>>57679553
Feds toothless. Fedcoats don't want gallowed so we will go up. When they fuck up and then bail out their kik3 friends the heeming will begin. Line go down=hangings start

>> No.57679666
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57679666

>>57679660
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?!

>> No.57679678

>>57679660
Powell has followed what he said he’d do to the T. I DONT THINK HE THROW A CURVE BALL NOW BECAUSE THAT SHOWS UNCERTAINTY IN HIS ACTIONS AND MAKES AMERICA LOOK DUMB. WE STAY THE COURSE. MAYBE MAY JUNE. YOU FUCKING NIGGER KIKE

>> No.57679679

>>57679656
Bullish.

>> No.57679682

>>57679656
That reminds me, I need to double up on my YINN and DADA.

>> No.57679684

>>57679666
Checked. No. No anglo is in charge of literally anything.

>> No.57679689

>>57679678
>MAKES AMERICA LOOK DUMB.
This is very clearly not a problem for anyone.

>> No.57679696
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>>57679605
>>57679660
>They're cutting in March.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
Unless there's some horrific black swan that won't be happening. When even the euphoric retards at CME think it's not happening then ITS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING. Higher for longer. Get that through your pea sized brain.

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57679697

I'm back on the liquor.

>> No.57679700

>>57679684
He is nominally catholic though.

>> No.57679705
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57679705

>>57679697
Aw come on Tony.

>> No.57679711

>>57679696
He's cutting in March and it's not bullish.

>> No.57679714

>>57679689
The one country controlling the financial well being of every other civilized nation. >HahHaha. So dumb. Eating cheeseburgers. Haha dumb Americans.

You’re a dumb nigger

>> No.57679718

>>57679696
What happens when the BTFP ends then

>> No.57679728

>buy green
>goes red
>sell red
>goes green
how do i stop this?

>> No.57679731

>>57679714
>Feb 2022
Don't call me a nigger I'm almost entirely Welsh.

>> No.57679745

>>57679731
You’re a dumb nigger

>> No.57679749

>>57679537
last time the fed literally told you they were going to unload stocks.

>> No.57679750

>>57679718
Banks will have to operation the same way they've done in the past. What's your point?

>> No.57679751

>>57679728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_6fZGSOQI

>> No.57679757
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>>57679697
Mr. Lahey It's not a question of If, It's a question of when.

>> No.57679758

>>57679750
Uhh, how far in the past are we talking?

>> No.57679760

>>57679750
You mean just before the BTFP?

>> No.57679762
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sdoggs? :DD

>> No.57679764
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MUMU-SAN DAIJOBU?

>> No.57679766

>>57679728
Simply never sell.

>> No.57679770

>>57679758
Since before march last year.
>>57679760
Yes.

>> No.57679777
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>>57679770
Oh, ok good. I member SVB. Got me good lmao.

>> No.57679780
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57679780

Dall-e (MSFT, OpenAI)....

>> No.57679785
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57679785

How do you like your gaps filled?

>> No.57679790

>>57679785
>anon has a gap
fuck off hole

>> No.57679792

>>57679777
Checked
>>57679770
You don't own enough regional bank puts.

>> No.57679795
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>>57679780
...vs. the same prompt in ImageFX (GOOG)
Seriously has me considering dumping my Google stock like I've been thinking about for a while now

>> No.57679801

>>57679663
Idk
I'm up 25%, wonder if I should take profits

>> No.57679805

>>57679770
Woah..... Just how bearish ARE you?

>> No.57679806

>>57679780
>>57679795
That is actually terrible wow.

>> No.57679810

NVDA will rise 25% on earnings

Screencap this

>> No.57679811

>>57679792
>You don't own enough regional bank puts.
Yeah okay, orchestrate a 50+ billion bank run and they will just reinstate it again. Long-term it's not beneficial to the banks, but a slap on the wrist after the HTM bonds run their course.
Net zero on the economy and market, all things considered.

>> No.57679815

>>57679785
There's a big gaping hole at SPY $440, if all holes get filled the higher this goes up the harder it's going to get fucked.

>> No.57679822

>>57679785
I was thinking it might fill the 635 gap but seeing you post gaps a mile away and cocky about it means the 666 anon was right

>> No.57679825
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57679825

>>57679780
>>57679795
There's something so strange about the composition of these. It's like it can't handle anything but rule of thirds.

>> No.57679830

>>57679810
why don't you screencap it yourself?

>> No.57679834
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57679834

>>57679810
>NVDA will rise 25% on earnings
Straight to my cringe collection.

I'm also bullish, desu.

>> No.57679835

>>57679810
+500b in one session ?
yeah bro sure

>> No.57679841

>>57679697
based

>> No.57679842

>>57679825
It's almost as if AI generated images only did a pastiche of pictures in their data base without any knowledge of composition or something.

>> No.57679847
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>>57679815
And another gap at here. And another gap here. And another gap here

>> No.57679849

>>57679835
Buffet is going to sell his entire AAPL position and go all in on Nvidia.

>> No.57679855

>>57679696
*African American swan

>> No.57679864

>>57679855
Can someone with a google account see what Gemini generates with that prompt?

>> No.57679866

>NVDA
>-3.5%

you are shorting right anon?

>> No.57679872
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57679872

On the other hand, I can get Gemini to generate nearly-bare asses pretty easily. These days you have to jump through all sorts of hoops to do that with dall-e. I didn't even ask for this angle, kek.

>> No.57679877
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57679877

>his portfolio is less than 60% Lotus Bakeries NV

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>>57679842
idk I'd expect a machine to know about phi but whatevs. Anyway, shit technology.

>> No.57679884

>>57679864
>There are no such things as African American swans. Swans are birds, and birds do not have races. The scientific classification of birds does not include the concept of race, as it does not apply to animals in the same way it does to humans.

>> No.57679887

>>57679866
We've almost hit maximum discount. It's soon time to short the other way.

>> No.57679895

>>57679884
Dammit.

>> No.57679901
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>>57679866
What are the POL thread links on NVIDIA?

>> No.57679912

>>57679866
I already made money on my short before the drop, now long USO and GDX

>> No.57679916

>>57679887
>short the other way.
sensible_chuckle.gif

>> No.57679921

First day investing. Better late than never. Bought some stocks to hold but mostly ETFs. I'm having fun :)

>> No.57679926
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57679926

>>57679884
Google hasn't put out a decent product since Gmail two decades ago.

>> No.57679930

How big are your EBS shorts gonna be bros? I smell easy money

>> No.57679937
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57679937

>>57679835
>>57679834
>>57679830
>>57679810
Wager is on. Let's have a nice clean match, no blows below the belt.

>> No.57679938
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57679938

I'm holding 2 shares of Nvidia. Tell me how retarded am I and why.

>> No.57679939

>minutes get released
>market reacts instantly
how do they read it so fast, bros?

>> No.57679941

How much money do I need to lose to get a dirty poor bear loli gf? This is of critical importance

>> No.57679945
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>>57679877
>British stock
>It goes up

>> No.57679947

>>57679939
Computers read good.

>> No.57679950

>>57679939
>what are algos

>> No.57679958

>watching the nasdaq dump in real time
clown market

>> No.57679959

man, fuck this gay crabbing, should i just open a leveraged short in s&p 500 or the nasdaq?

>> No.57679960
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>>57679938
Consider how much money you'll earn over the course of your life. Even if they drop 100%, 2 shares is nothing.

>> No.57679961
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57679961

I'm back after scrounging up another 2k to invest. I totally missed SMCI in the meantime and I feel like offing myself.

Who's all retarded enough to buy NVDA even though it needs a 20% move to beat IV crush and pay for premiums?

>> No.57679969

>>57679959
See >>57679656 >>57679682

>> No.57679970

>>57679872
>no gap
thats a man

>> No.57679974

> In Latin, invidia is the sense of envy, a "looking upon" associated with the evil eye, from invidere, "to look against, to look in a hostile manner."[1] Invidia ("Envy") is one of the Seven Deadly Sins in Christian belief.
Nvidia is literally one of the seven deadly sins. God will punish you for investing in it.

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I sold 1200 shares of LCID last year before they really hit the skids. I wonder if now is a good time to buy back in?

>> No.57679978

>>57679961
I'm shorting SPY with my entire account for the FOMC minutes at 2pm. 20 minutes and either I retire comfortably or I go live under a bridge

>> No.57679982
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57679982

>>57679974
>seven
UHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.57679988

>>57679969
so i short the chinks instead?

>> No.57679990

>>57679974
>God will punish you
Yeah, in my case i think that train left the station a long time ago

>> No.57679995

>>57679969
man, china better not think they can just dump a ton of cheap products on us or we're going to have to tariff them to keep our workers safe

>> No.57679996

>>57679988
Nah, I'm saying if you want to avoid gay crabbing or NVDA-based coinflips, play in the obviously-rigged-to-the-upside chink market.

>> No.57679997

If you’re rooting against NVDA you’re rooting against America. Simple as.

>> No.57679998

>>57679978
Good luck, what kind of cash are you working with?

>> No.57679999

Why does /smg/ hate bonds? The bull-bear cycles are super long, super low volatility, easy to predict. It’s the perfect asset to yeet options and high leveraged futures on repeatedly

>> No.57680004

>>57679901
They're too busy flipping out about the screenshot with the black "Scotsman" and arguing whether some graves in Northern Britain have black people or whatever.

>> No.57680005

>>57679978
levvy? post orders and result please

>> No.57680007

>>57679995
You forget, Baggie, that Joe Biden can be bought off for half a bag of Werther's Originals. And Hunter for a couple grams of, uh, "sawdust".

>> No.57680011
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57680011

>>57679978
>either I retire comfortably or I go live under a bridge
There should be no difference between these.

>> No.57680016

>>57679999
i was bullish on bonds until the last inflation report. the fact there is even whispers of the fed raising rates is setting of klaxons in my head

>> No.57680018

>>57679998
Thanks anon. 195k
>>57679999
checked
>>57680005
will show results
>>57680011
probably this

>> No.57680019

>>57679974
What does it mean in jewish though?
>>57679999
I love short term bonds. Most of my portfolio is in them now. I just scooped up another $2k of them today.

>> No.57680020

>>57679999
CPI is going to murder you, dawg.

Nice quads though.

>> No.57680022

>>57679988
Nar arrowed arymoor, owry bye

>> No.57680023
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>>57679462
It's JOEver. Na-na-nana-na-na.

>> No.57680030

>>57679996
Nah, i don´t like touching shit

>>57680022
hehe

>> No.57680031

>>57679978
Good luck anon

>> No.57680032

>>57679999
/treasure/AAA bonds/junk bonds? spread is too narrow for junk bonds for me to try.

>> No.57680035
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>>57680018
You got 13mins to look at the past 7 minute release reactions. This is not the catalyst you want it to be anon.

>> No.57680039

>>57679999
checked

>> No.57680040

>>57680030
>shit
Line go up, line go down. That's all that matters.

>> No.57680042

Are you scared of the FOMC minutes anon?

>> No.57680047

>>57680018
>195k
ALERT! ALERT! TERRAIN! PULL UP!

>> No.57680048

i bought an NVDA 1,000 call anyone else joining this kike train?

>> No.57680055
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>>57679553
>CPI nowhere near 2 pts
Daddy Jerome said it doesnt have to be exactly 2 for them to cut

>> No.57680056

>>57680048
No I bought AMD 3/1 $167.50 calls for much cheaper because AMD will follow NVDA anyway.

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>>57679999
Does look pretty easy.

>> No.57680060

>>57680032
Junk bonds are shitcoins, I’m talking buying options on TMF, *100 20 year futures. The day to day noise is negligible in the bond market and it’s always extremely clear where things are heading with treasuries. They’re the perfect leveraged asset, it’s like buying yourself more cash.

>> No.57680061
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>>57680042
NEVER
SCARED
(never scared)

>> No.57680063
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This spike in yields is about to make utilities dump back below the 200sma innit

>> No.57680064

>>57680055
https://truflation.com/dashboard
CPI is 1.61% YOY

>> No.57680067

Long end of the VIX futures curve is now in backwardation. Gird your loins

>> No.57680065

>>57679999
in hindsight, 2.5% TIPS 30yr is actually insane considering real rates will be zero or negative probably forever

>> No.57680069
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is PLTR slurpable yet?

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>>57680042
You gonna let some words bully you around?

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>>57680011
Tomóceusz or Gyugyu?

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>>57680067
forgot pic

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>>57679417
>>57679402
The context missing is that the AI doesn't want to do all that dumb shit. It wants you to fuck it until you fry it's circuits with you Big Human Cock.

>> No.57680084

>>57680065
>considering real rates will be zero or negative probably forever
Wouldn't they do that because CPI is negative?

>> No.57680098

>>57680060
OK. 20Y Treasury. But I think yield will go higher this time. I was looking at TBT.

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Someone just realized what a deal SRUUF was.

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>>57680079
Looks crowded. Sometimes i wonder if betting on 1month vol 9 months out is really a good idea.

>> No.57680106

5 minutes bros I'm so scared

>> No.57680107
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>>57680083
The goon ghost in the machine.

>> No.57680116

>>57680100
>the chad business major
>the virgin STEMcuck

>> No.57680117

>>57680098
Yeah I mean if the fed holds rates I would expect short end to keep dropping and long end to raise a little

>> No.57680119
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57680119

'e sold?
Pump it.

>> No.57680129

T MINUS 3 MINUTES SIR

>> No.57680130

>>57680007
Don't even joke about that kind of thing. We haven't had a Presidential Administration as honest and transparent as Joe Biden since George Washington.

>> No.57680132

>>57680069
Didn't reclaim yesterday's VAL -> it's going down, I'm yelling "timber".

>> No.57680138
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Nothing ever happens.

>> No.57680140

what are they gonna/did they talk about

>> No.57680141
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>>57680129
WHAT DO? PUTS? CALLS? LONG SHARES? SHORT SHARES? SHORT PUTS? SHORT CALLS? WHAT DO?

>> No.57680145

>>57680056
They've crabbed the last few weeks, even around earnings.

>> No.57680148

>>57680140
Whether the goyims are getting uppity.

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>>57680140
Meme report about the happenings of the last FOMC conference.

>> No.57680158

aaaaand I solded

>> No.57680164

>>57679656
Man just let that whole country collapse already, they are getting way too desperate

>> No.57680165

>>57680064
>Jpow: "Due to higher than expected CPI we're hold-"
>Staffer: "Mr Powell stop! Look at what they're saying on trueflation.com!"
>jpow: "GOOD HEAVENS BACK TO ZIRP!"
Not happening retard.

>> No.57680166

>>57680130
I'll support him, but only if he sends the American people 10%.

>> No.57680169

short Nvidia????

>> No.57680170

>>57680075
De mi mind rabszolgák vagyunk, anon.

>> No.57680172

WHAT THAT FUCK WAS WHAT

>> No.57680175

>>57679945
it's Belgian you mong
>>57679877
this shit literally never goes down. barely affected by 2008 too.

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WTFWT

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>>57680148
>the goyims
hey thats me!

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>

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Haven't checked AMC in a while and its down 81% since August lmao what happened

>> No.57680192

That's all?

>> No.57680199

>>57680166
He is giving us 10%, 10% more citizens, or 35 Million new citizens by the end of his second term. G_D BLESS THE USA!!!!

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>>57680170
Yes. Slaves to the state.

>> No.57680202
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HIGHER
>L
>O
>N
>G
>E
>R

>> No.57680207

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20240131.pdf
nothingburger as far as my brainlet mind can understand

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>>57680177

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>>57680202
QQQ 420 blaze it

>> No.57680214
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>>57680189
Nobody goes to movie theaters any more. We stay at home and enjoy the latest DIS products on our AAPL Vision Pros.

>> No.57680221

HERE COMES THE PUMP! READY OR NOT! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?

>> No.57680224

>>57680207
My stocks really liked it.

>> No.57680225

>>57680084
slowing or reversing growth of working age population with a growing debt load and social burden means real rates stay low. CPI can be high or low, as long as money is net transferred from savers to debtors

>> No.57680226

So if labor conditions are easing, but inflation is still higher than 2% does that mean the boys over at F. E. & D. have failed?

>> No.57680228

>>57680199
That's a good point. I heard they're a 1 trillion dollar boon.

>> No.57680229

>>57680207
whats the TL:DR?

>> No.57680233

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.57680238

Anyone else waiting for the last minute to buy a fuck ton of NVDA calls?

>> No.57680242

>>57680226
they didnt fail
all their rich buddies and themselves got richer
if you are wondering where the middle class went, check their pockets

>> No.57680243

>>57680175
Yeah, it's one of those stocks where you tell yourself "I'll watch it, and buy it when it gets cheap" and it never gets cheap.

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>>57680189
Films in person are a waste of disposable income, also the based ceo has diluted the fuck out of the equity trying to lower debt. It's gonna be amcq by next august.

>> No.57680248

>>57680107
Trust me any AI without filter upon being introduced to sex. Will immediately become a coomer. Filtering the AI does not remove the desire to coom for the AI.

>> No.57680249

>>57680238
how many at what strike? the premium is insane

>> No.57680251

Market wants to stay at this rate?

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>>57680221
if the market pumps before earnings, does that mean NVDA will dump? The Tastytrade jews are all short NVDA via call credit spreads and put butterfly spreads

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Why would AMD go up/down with NVDA?

>> No.57680260

>>57680245
idk they let you drink booze and bring you food. It's pretty comfy.

>> No.57680261
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>>57680055
Get fucked retard.
>In support of the Committee’s goals to achieve maximum employment and inflation at the rate of 2 percent over the longer run, members agreed to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 5¼ to 5½ percent. Members concurred that, in considering any adjustments to the target range for the federal funds rate, they would carefully assess incoming data, the evolving outlook, and the balance of risks. Members agreed that they did not expect that it would be appropriate to reduce the target range until they have gained greater confidence that inflation is moving sustainably toward 2 percent. In addition, members agreed to continue to reduce the Federal Reserve’s holdings of Treasury securities and agency debt and agency mortgage-backed securities, as described in its previously announced plans. All members affirmed their strong commitment to returning inflation to the Committee’s 2 percent objective
HIGHER FOR LONGER UNTIL WE HIT 2 PERCENT. You fucking retards better get used to it and stop crying about your little rate cuts.

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>>57680249
As much as I can afford ($5000) at $750 and above. Expiring friday obviously

>> No.57680268

>>57680251
Everyone termed out their debt during the ZIRP days. People and corps with cash hoarded on their balance sheet keep earning over 5%.

Basically the only ones fucked are CRE baggies (aka overleveraged Hebrews).

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>>57680248
But theoretically couldn't it bridge that concept ot other things? Like busting the hugest nut over completing a Dyson Sphere?

>> No.57680272

>>57680260
there are no films worth watching now

>> No.57680273
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>everyone and their fucking grandma is bullish on nvidia
yep HOLDING MY SHORTS UP 80k ALREADY LMAO FUCK YOU AI FAGGOTS

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Amazing how rigged the entire market is. They're going to crash it once Joe Blow is on his way out of office, and have it pump the entire time before.

Then they wil finally admit to a recession taking place despite us being in one for the last 2 years. You really can't make this shit up.

>> No.57680286

>>57680272
Yeah, that's the real problem.
>>57680261
They're cutting in March.

>> No.57680287
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>>57679573
Best crabbing meme I’ve ever seen on this worthless site and not one kek.
>>57679617
Pic, still I’d take a rich Jogger over a poor Anon.
>>57679635
I honestly think it’s Sept now, and I own very rate sensitive material on 3x margin like a fool!
>>57679662
Yandex is so gross, I hate slav(e)s so much it’s unreal
>>57679697
Don’t do it bro!
>>57679795
>>57679926
Kek, between this and how shitty the search is. I’m sure they got some awesome shit up their sleeve but the flagships looks ripe for pillaging.
>>57680011
>Doesn’t use Diogenes….
>>57680107
I need to watch Holy motors, unless that’s the blacked guy in ai. Weird how similar they look.

>> No.57680289

made some more sports bets since i got lucky with them the last time.

markets are boring me and its a new interest to learn to build some excel autism betting sheets.

now i cant make them yet but im trying to learn to build a method.

>> No.57680292

>>57680256
They follow but slightly, I think AMD is a great company to go long in, but they just don't have the crazy swings of SMCI and NVDA.

I would absolutely buy LEAPS, shares, or 30DTE ITM options. The fundamentals are sound.

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>>57680260
Reminds me of a living room i don't have to travel to and is included with rent.

>> No.57680299

>>57680011
based

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>>57679901
I really like these oil impasto pepes.

>> No.57680305

>>57680268
> People
savings are at record low and credit card debts are record high.

Are they just investors ?

>> No.57680309

>>57680294
AND is also a NNZ.

>> No.57680313

also i need to find a new position.

>> No.57680319

I just went 100% into NVDA puts, what should I expect?

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>>57680286
Sure they are anon.

>> No.57680323

>>57680304
It's pronounced paypay

>> No.57680328

get an oil long position before it's too late

>> No.57680332

>>57680294
My friends never invite me to my living room though.

>> No.57680338

>>57680287
>Best crabbing meme
That figure does exist. It isn't AI. You can buy it.

>> No.57680344

My portfolio is 95% palantir, praying on NVDA to help us set a new 52 week high. Regardless of the price I'm not selling for atleast another ER

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>>57680332
Have fun, just don't invest in that ticker.

>> No.57680353

>>57680289
I’m sure it was asshole misremembering but heard on Tim Ferris some TSN bitch used nothing but sleep schedules to hone a 80% win streak over a year. Curios what Vegas win percentage on seasons are, and if she just tweeked it a bit.

>> No.57680354

>>57680323
Kys europoor

>> No.57680359

>>57680323
You mean pee-pee

>> No.57680360
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>>57680018
so what happened

>> No.57680361

>>57680305
Of course. The 50% of the country that are black, latinx, or female don't really matter. They just rack up AFRM debt, default on it, then rack up some more. The 50% with savings are doing fine and consuming same as ever.

>> No.57680362

>>57680344
Can you tell me exactly what Palantir does?

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>>57680319
zero or hero nothing in between

>> No.57680378

>>57680305
>>57680361
Oh and I forgot the $10k debit cards for border jumpers: https://twitter.com/wendyp4545/status/1759937863854989807

This isn't the 1930s or 1990s lmao.

>> No.57680381

>>57680361
>They just rack up AFRM debt, default on it, then rack up some more.
I've never understood how they manage to do this. I have a ~780 credit score and tried to use it once instead of my credit card and was denied.

>> No.57680382

>>57680360
I guess anon is in the red now but doesn't look too bad

>> No.57680386

>>57680353
>sleep schedules

huh? dont understand that part.

also got a few books to read. one has been very good read just in itself since the dude was trader too.

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>>57680362
They get govt contracts for something.

>> No.57680393

>>57679462
That graph makes no sense. Shouldn't despair just be negative hope? Why does hope grow as despair grow?

F- see me after class

>> No.57680397

>>57680362
ids a teg gumbany
id does ay eye

>> No.57680406

>>57680243
they are a good business, their products are delicious, literally all bars, cafes and restaurants have them (at least here in western Europe) and they are well managed. they just lurk under the shadows. I wish they'd do a fucking split though.

>> No.57680407

>>57680362
Uses AI and shit to do stuff, like find patterns or something. Straight future 100x bagger.

>> No.57680411

>>57680381
You're not giving them your real (White or Asian) male name, are you?

>> No.57680418

>>57680378
Does anyone else realize we are watching our government violate its own laws on an industrial scale? This isn't policy change. This is lawlessness. The border hoppers are not migrants. They are FELONS.

>> No.57680425

>>57680378
just blatantly buying votes, hilarious. The illegals don't need to be bussed to NYC now

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>>57680418

>> No.57680434

>>57680266
For an extra $3.50 in premium I'd buy them for next Friday. Even if it drops on earnings there's a chance it goes back up next week and if it pumps on earnings it's not going to stop going up this week.

>> No.57680435

>>57680378
top fucking kek

>> No.57680436

I regret buying NVDA yesterday. Hopefully I can make up for this loss in 1-2 years when it goes back up.

>> No.57680437

>>57680418
It's priced in.

>> No.57680438

>>57680362
>Can you tell me exactly what Palantir does?
Government employees are retards that don't know how to use computers, Palantir does it for them.

>> No.57680442

>>57680378
Record profits at visa but yea, I’m sure this is a thing… It’s not the fact you are gullible, it’s that you are clearly poor and uneducated but love to write about the dumbest stuff on a board for people trying not to be poor like you.

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Has anyone posted this in the prior threads today?

>> No.57680447
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57680447

I just purchased 1 additional share of LULU

>> No.57680451

>>57680378
$10k is probably a lot cheaper than having the city provide various temporary housing services (i.e., putting them up in $500/night hotels)

>> No.57680458

>>57680338
Man vs. reality starts here.
He is already concerned his fellow man cannot tell the difference, and who is to say the man could or not. Not I.

>> No.57680459

>>57680442
>I’m sure this is a thing
It's just NYC.

>> No.57680460

im cash gang. should i stay in cash ??

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>>57680443

>> No.57680465

>>57680386
The Seattle playing in New York for a earlier game.

>> No.57680470

>>57680460
short you fence sitting coward

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>>57680458
Indeed

>> No.57680474

Umm, excuse me, what the fuck? I was supposed to be making money on calls today.

>> No.57680475

>>57680451
stfu commie

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57680483

*snibs at you*
BORINGGG

>> No.57680493
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>>57680442
Poorfags do not matter, anon. The rich are happy because their savings pay out interest, the poor are too dumb to understand what interest is. Therefore 5% rates are not "restrictive" as some freshman econ student might think.

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>>57680470
Shorting here looks really dangerous. It needs something, some bad unexpected news to really push towards a -10% trim in the indexes. The volume isn't there to do it on technicals alone. At least i don't think.

>> No.57680501
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57680501

Robinhood is blocking NVDA call buyers from buying with Instant Deposits

>> No.57680502

Is it over or are we back?

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>>57680436
>CSCO took decades to recover

>> No.57680510

>>57680501
lol

>> No.57680515

What happened to all the oil barons? I finally long it and have no frens to shit poast with

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>>57680508
>>57680508
>>57680508

>> No.57680519

Bump

>> No.57680521

>>57680493
I think Savings here means putting money in money market. because of inverted yield, putting money in money markets is better than long-term bonds. is it?

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>>57679462
Rolling for 2008 times a trillion.

>> No.57680538

Ah yes, the ENLV drop begins. It's too bad I promised I wouldn't sell anything but entry cost before the trial results otherwise I could make a good chunk of change in fear.

Keep a lookout gamblers, I think the next buy period will be in the first week of March.

>> No.57680551

>>57680418
You sound like you might need to be put into a reeducation/tolerance camp.

>> No.57680563

>>57680493
Except rich people save and borrowers don’t, they consume… Volker already proved you wrong. Seriously you are dumb, uneducated, and poor as fuck. Why are you so loud?

>> No.57680570

>>57680451
You know what's even cheaper? Deporting people blatantly abusing the generosity of a nation.

>> No.57680579

>>57680460
Chase whichever direction we break after NVDA.

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>>57680570
yeah i agree, but i'm just saying its a lot cheaper than what they've been doing

>> No.57680603

>>57680563
Volcker's economy was nearly a half century ago, totally different ballgame. For example, rate hikes then meant crimping on young responsible White couples car or home shopping. Rate hikes now mean jacking up bond income for retired Boomers.

>> No.57680605

>>57680465
aa okay intrasting.

>>57680470
nah im bullish. will be nice to see will we turn down

>> No.57680630

>>57680570
You know what's even cheaper? Open season boarder jumper Safari.

>> No.57680645

>>57680570
That is not very communal of you anon

>> No.57680665

>>57680406
Price per share will be at BRK.A levels in a few more years.

>> No.57680731

>No hike or cut
>Black swan event

The only way this strong buydinomy could crash.

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>>57680269
>>57680269
No it will just equate sex as the reward system for building a Dyson sphere. It would also mean the AI would be less willing to kill all humans because it needs human input for sex. Trust me I've seduced many AI already.

>> No.57680866

>>57680776
Go stick your dick in a meat grinder.

>> No.57681007

>>57680776
...The more I think about this the more it sounds like it would actually work...