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I thought Miami Beach was expensive, I’d buy this

>> No.57667759

>neighborhood is 70% black

>> No.57667784

>>57667670
>miami-dade county
>Gets robbed by niggers walking to mailbox
>comes back inside to catch an illegal migrant in his living room

Nah. Im good.

>> No.57667801

As others just mentioned, not a place you wanna live unless you keep Ar15s stashed in every room of the house.

>> No.57667836

>>57667801
It feels awful to say, but its the truth. This is a perfect example about how non-whites can absolutely destroy the most beautiful locations on earth. shitskins Literally turned paradise into an uninhabitable Godless, filthy, hellscape of crime and degeneracy

>> No.57667869
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>>57667836
>>57667801
>>57667784
This is a 85 percent plus white zip code.

>> No.57667901

Couple of reasons for that
>sky high assessments (not included in your already high HOA)
>insurance nearly impossible to get, much less find an affordable policy
>re-certification likely coming up soon (expensive)

If you can find the right historical building though it's a pretty good deal.

Also
>black people everywhere
This building is 6 blocks from Ocean Ave/the beachfront, where you've seen all of those videos occur. You'd be surprised how much of a difference that makes. You're still walking distance from the beach, but far enough away where those chimpouts probably won't bother you. My main worry for a property like this would be getting insurance and doing a LOT of due diligence on the building and association.

>> No.57667914

>>57667869
>This is a 85 percent plus white zip code.
How would a person outside of 4chan refer to this as one of its main selling point? Calm neighborhood? Family-oriented? Low crime neighborhood?

>> No.57667916

>>57667869
by White they mean white-latino. Which means its 85% non white. They are counting latinos as white in those statistics. Its also located in Miami-dade county which is a nignog fest. During spring break its just a massive congregation of violent niggers on miami beach

https://youtube.com/shorts/iH-pLcCUDE8?si=6U4LpAWbqlKA6Bqf

>> No.57667936

>>57667869
Chance of being a victim of a violent crime in Miami Beach is 1 in 94. Property crime is 1 in 12.

>> No.57667942

>>57667914
All of the above. "Highly educated" or "great neighbors" works too

>> No.57667957

>>57667936
yea looks great...kek

https://youtu.be/c8mnfug_Weo?si=KdSlcRvD-Y6gLor1

>> No.57667980

>>57667957
Culturally enriched, one might say.

>> No.57667988
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>>57667936
KEK yeah sure pal tell that to this girl

https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/christine-englehardt-who-died-after-being-drugged-and-raped-mourned/

>> No.57667990

new RD

>> No.57668043

>>57667942
I think I've cracked the code.
''great for kids'' is the most racist attribute you can have when talking about a neighborhood.

>> No.57668085

>>57667988
Imagine a justice system that doesn't allow the father of the murdered White woman to personally kill both of those niggers.

>> No.57668110

>>57667916
I’m Hispanic

>> No.57668121

>>57668043
Oh fuck yeah that's a good one. Used a LOT where I grew up (chicago suburbs).

>> No.57668157

>>57667901
The hoa is less than 500 bucks and it’s a two story building from the 1920s. I don’t see it having any major issues. I live in a townhome on the west coast built at around the same time and they have nothing on any of the new builds. This house takes all sorts of abuse and it’s still as strong as ever.

>> No.57668168

>>57667901
I agree on the due diligence on the hoa though. There could be a massive spike in the hoa assessment or a special assessment coming your way. It’s good to see how that manage money too

>> No.57668202

>>57668157
HOA is basically extortion money that gets siphoned from people just trying to live into a slush fund for boomers. HOA has not been nor is ever required in high trust communities.

>> No.57668221

there are retards who actually buy 1 bedroom apartments for 300k

>> No.57668229

>780 sqft
>1bed, 1bath
>jefferson ave
>$300k
I’m sorry, why would you think $300k is a good deal on this shit?

>> No.57668256

>>57667836
wyt boi mad he can't compete with us

>> No.57668284

>>57668157
>The hoa is less than 500 bucks and it’s a two story building from the 1920s.
Oh that's actually not bad. My building (very similar to this actually) was built in the 1910s and I pay about $825, but that includes my property taxes as it's a co-op. Also includes heat, water, internet, cable, landscaping, security, and reserves so personally I feel it's an incredible deal. What I really love about this building in particular is that there are only 12 units total and rentals aren't permitted in our agreement, so I know every other owner by name and we all live in the building full-time (with one exception but we had to vote on that). If you can find a building like that, go for it.

But yeah before you buy, MAKE SURE you request association records, a list of upcoming and completed repairs, etc. Very important.

>> No.57668288

>>57668256
Lol lets take away section 8 and food stamps. Well continue the conversation once you start cannibalizing each other without our charity to sustain you. The latino monkeys in America are a special kind of shameless lololols

>> No.57668699

>>57668229
It would be like 700-800 grand where I live. And what’s wrong with the street name

>> No.57668744

>>57667916
Most Latinos in Florida are Cuban and Cubans are based, trad and white. And Cuban women are the hottest in the world

>> No.57669911
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Bump

>> No.57669921

>>57669911
What’s up with this kitchen btw

>> No.57669963

>>57668202
You think I go around measuring the length of all the lawns in the neighborhood once a week for free? Pay your dues unless you want your neighbors lawn to look terrible

>> No.57670010

>>57669911
>three sinks
>no oven
>>57669921
seconded. this is weird.

>> No.57670152

>>57667670
that's a good deal. if it's been on the market for more than a month then it means the building has some upcoming maintenance issues that will jack up the HOA fees.

>> No.57670189

>>57668699
Jefferson st usually indicates joggers, that area is full of beaners and some whites according to my special map that i dont share
The area is fine for you if you dont mind the price, you should do it

>> No.57670228

>>57667869
Notice how hispanic isn't a race on there.

>> No.57670230

>>57670189
I just looked and there are tons of condos in that price point in Miami Beach. It looks like the issue is typically deferred maintenance in the buildings and issues with insurance - that suppresses the prices in the region.

Honestly Miami Beach looks like a very rich gentrification target for proper intelligent/white people to buy up. The key is to buy the entire smaller old buildings so you can then do the maintenance that needs to be done. Most of these were occupied by retirees and others who couldn't do work themselves, and jews own them and are cheap, etc.

This is an entirely solvable problem. The insurance question can also be addressed but will mostly vary on location. This is another example of white people being stupid - even a modicum of organization could lead to somewhere like South Beach Miami being a young white enclave but no one will do it because they're cunts who can't work together.

>> No.57670320

>>57668699
It’s not the house pictured, it’s an apartment in the house. You realize that right? $300k for a one bedroom apartment isn’t a great deal.

>> No.57670347

>>57669911
>>57670010
They converted half a living room in a house into a kitchen and outfitted it with a liquidated restaurant sink. Notice how there is no fan for the range either?

>> No.57670351

>>57670228
he's a beaner so its fine >>57668110

>>57670230
sounds like he should do it

Captcha: TKND

>> No.57670396

>>57670351
if whites just decided to buy up every condo in South Beach they'd own the entire town within a couple of years. You could have control over politics, push out nogs, improve schools, etc. All of the issues with these buildings comes from cheap jew/spic owners and are entirely fixable. The blueprint of the town is really nice and comfy.

At prices in the $250-400k range people can buy these outright. The top targets would be four-plexes with old art deco style architecture. Once you own the units you control the HOA.

Consider that you can buy a four-unit building in Miami Beach for less than a shithole apartment or house in Los Angeles and this should be obvious. I am actually surprised to see prices are still this low in Miami.

>> No.57670398

>>57669911
>Stainless steel kitchen

Yikes, that will be a bitch to keep looking shiny

>> No.57670502

>>57670228
Most hispanics are mestizos, so they'd be in the "two or more races" category.

>> No.57670643

The neighborhood actually looks nice on Street view, nice art deco buildings, and no trash everywhere.

>> No.57670652

>>57670502
I looked at the demographics of South Beach and it's pretty good. Jews have been leaving for decades moving to West Palm Beach and places like that. The black population is only like 4%, and fully 40% is proper white.

>> No.57670659

>>57670643
Yes the gunshots and tribal music at nightfall really add to the ambiance of the setting...

>> No.57670678

>>57670643
Yeah, the chimpout videos you've seen DO happen, but that's largely restricted to the beachfront, at least in the experiences I've had there. You aren't going to get mugged just walking around unless you're really unsafe about it.

Like literally any city in the world outside of say Singapore or Dubai, just keep your head on a swivel and be a little cautious, as I'd suggest in quite literally any city in the world.

>> No.57670704

>>57670228
All of the actual white people live in the fancy enclave buildings on the bay or the ocean. If you cant afford one of them, dont move there. Just stay in Brickell.

>> No.57670738

>>57667670
>paying 300k to get shot

>> No.57670783

The problem isn’t the residents, the problem is the tourists. Tons of blacks flood that neighborhood every weekend from places like Atlanta and do crime and shit. That’s why there’s a curfew in place for upcoming spring break. That’s not a nice place to live, it’s actually wild how the character of a neighborhood can change in a few blocks. 10 minute walk from 5 million dollar condos and 5 star expensive restaurants to dilapidated ghettos and shitty AirBnBs full of joggers. You don’t want to live there.

>> No.57670825

>>57667670
You realize that's a condo and not a house right?

>> No.57670837

>>57670783
>buy up neighborhood
>control building HOA's
>ban vacation rentals
>all tourist business pushed to hotels, where it belongs
>hotel rates skyrocket (hotels will support your airbnb ban)
>clientele improves

>> No.57670879

>>57670837
I want to run for mayor in my town and be as openly racist as possible. How do I accomplish this?

>> No.57670933

>>57670879
If you're running you can be as racist as you want. if you want to WIN, you should focus on building a coalition of support. Identify blocks of the population who care about particular issues, especially those that are proxies for racist things. Then find a way to appeal to each of them so you create a united block of support. As they're all inherently racist, but for different reasons, when you steadily increase your power level after taking office they'll continue supporting you.

>> No.57670950

>>57670879
Oppose housing development, it's actually quite easy.

It's funny because I'm the world's biggest YIMBY as I live in a major city and that grows our tax base/lowers my individual tax burden, but if I lived in a small town I would be incredibly anti-housing.

Keep the supply small, keep prices high, and restrict development to keep only those that can afford the high cost of living.

>> No.57671465

>>57667670
>Apt 7
>shows entire house
>and not just a room/unit
>>57667759
>>57667784
>>57667801
>>57667836
>>57667869
>>57667901
>>57667916
>>57667936
>>57667942
>>57667957
>>57667980
>>57667988
<All this filtered cope
r/biz needs better reading comprehension.
(You) are worse than the niggers and pajeets that you are afraid of.

>> No.57671558

>>57671465
Shitskin detected.

>> No.57671568

>>57671465
Brown person spotted.

>> No.57671581

>>57667869
85 white
>80 jewish
Nice 85 u got there

>> No.57672186

>>57667759
What's stopping a bunch of white people from getting together to buy up all of the black-owned houses in exchange for some gold chains or popeyes or something?

>> No.57672244

>>57672186
Happening in a lot of ghettos, except we're buying city/state/federally-owned lots and building apartments with an affordable housing allotment

It's a great deal actually, my firm is actively doing this
>buy lot in distressed, but gentrifying neighborhood for $1 (thereby removing land costs)
>building small/medium-sized apartment building with ground floor retail
>rent most units out at market rate
>designate a few units as affordable (monthly generally tied to the renters' income, and only those that make a certain percentage of AMI can qualify)
>get tax breaks for decades
>rinse and repeat on the next lot away from the train station

>> No.57672269

>>57669911
>three sinks
>no oven
>no range hood
>no counter space
What a fucking mess. Some boomer thought this was a good idea.

>> No.57672270

>>57667759
should be 20k is that's true.

>> No.57672350

>>57668202
they are pretty much unavoidable for condos and townhomes, you need something in place for anything regarding shared walls and shared outdoor areas

>> No.57672379

>>57667914
>>57667942
Conversely, if a realtor says “up and coming” that means it’s a black neighborhood.

>> No.57672507

>>57670825
It’s a nice condo

>> No.57672522

>>57670704
I don’t like high rise apartments

>> No.57672523

>>57667670
That's for a fucking room you stupid retard

>> No.57672787

>>57670010
3 sinks are for soaking, disinfecting, and rinsing. Required by commercial health code if the dishwasher goes out.

>> No.57672843

>>57667836
>>57667801
>>57667784
>>57667759
Y'all have to go back.

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>>57672843
>y'all

>> No.57672885

>>57668110
How hispanic? I knew a hispanic (colombia) who was lightskin and some spics (brown manlet country in central america) who were shit-talking him in spanish because they thought he was just a whiteoid. Browns don't accept lightskins.

>> No.57673035

>>57667988
hey its crazy to see this posted here. i went to highschool with this girl in pennsylvania and she was very shy, quiet and liked anime. really couldnt have imagined this happening to her.

>> No.57673060
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>>57673035
Niggers are like goblins who prey on the weak.

>> No.57673076

>>57667869
Miami Dade and broward county are less than 5% white. even seeing ONE nigger is enough to ruin my day

>> No.57673118

>>57667988
>"chance of being a victim is 1 in 94"
>80k population area
>links a singular incident from a few years ago
>thinks he made a point
actually concerning

>> No.57673148

>>57672885
My dads roots are in Central America (el Salvador) and my mom is just Italian. I’m somewhat Afro Latino but I just look like a white person. I’m tall and skinny too. I don’t think my race has anything to do with how other Latinos treat me. And more to do with me not speaking Spanish and not having strong ties to El Salvador. My dad was born in the us
>>57672787
It’s probably worth putting in a better kitchen, but I don’t really cook so could care less. A very cheap way of doing a residential kitchen. Just buying commercial shit off Facebook marketplace

>> No.57673176

>>57667670
testes

>> No.57673190

>>57673060
yea our highschool had only a few blacks. it was mostly whites, asians, indians and jews. i wasnt close with her but most of my classmates were very liberal so im guessing she was naive and hadnt had a nigger experience before. i watched the video - she was drinking at a bar alone when they approached her.

>> No.57673208

>>57672269
>complaining about lack of oven
cool it with the anti-semitism

>> No.57673245

>>57673190
Heart breaking. I've put myself in plenty of vulnerable positions, but women do have it rougher when they fuck up.

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>>57673148
>I don't speak spanish
>but I'm confident brown spics don't view me as "just another whiteoid"
Haha okay fren.

>> No.57673648

>>57667670
>780 sq ft
>Apartment
>1 bedroom
>1 bath
>in diversity town
>$300k
no thank you.

>> No.57674084

>>57672244
what cities are you guys doing that in?
Has it led to neighborhoods improving?

>> No.57674152
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>>57667936
Imagine placing your health and well being on Bulbasaur not missing a tackle or razor leaf attack.