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I need to make an extra $500 to $1000 fast (like within 1 week or 2 weeks max). I already got a full time job and a part time job. What do /biz/?

>> No.576296

Sell assets.

>> No.576297

Rent anus.

>> No.576300

>>576296
I have personal property mostly.
Computers, tv, ps3, laptop, clothing, Cell phone, furniture.
Few silver ounces and 10 $1coins.

I don't really have investment assets :/

>> No.576302

>>576297
I second this

>> No.576303

>>576300
Still assets. Sell the TV, PS3, computers etc.

>> No.576308

>>576297
>>576302
How much can I get for this and where do I start.

>> No.576341

>>576296
>>576303
this.

What do you need to cash for so badly?

>> No.576430

>>576341
heroin most likely

>> No.576436

>>576308
>how much can I get for this
There's no way I can know the answer to that.
>where do I start
ebay, amazon, craigslist, pawn shops.

>> No.576447

Just get a loan for that amount, that's probably the easiest. Then pay it back over time. Just don't get fucked on the interest charges

>> No.576559

>>576341
Anon, about a year ago i borrowed money from a Russian dude I met through a friend. about $40k cash. I used to start a business, the damn business failed it was negative every month so I had to close it down after like 9 months.
I havent paid the Russian guy anything due to I have bills. But now he said if I dont make him a payment by christmas hes chopping off my legs.
With my current job I barely pay the rent, car, etc.
What do?

>> No.576576
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576576

>>576559
Fuck.
Can someone please help me I don't want to be turned into this by some sick russian fuck!

>> No.576578

>>576576
The Russian guy is a fuckin guy from /b/
There gonna put a fuckin timestamp on my leg stump! !

>> No.576582

>>576559
>What do?
Insure your legs

>> No.576663

>>576582
That was beautiful.

>> No.576711

>>576578
I'd say moving elsewhere and changing your identity will be cheaper than paying this guy back.

>> No.576715
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576715

>>576711
He will find me

>> No.576717

>>576715
If you're a dumbass, maybe. Though you sound like you are.

>> No.576728

>>576715
I'm a russian from Israel.
I and personally if I don't get paid I go apeshit even though I'm one of the most calm and reserved people in my city.
One time my ex employer refused to pay me, so I stalked him and figured out what he does for fun, learned his schedule and his wife's schedule.
Then over the course of a couple of months I met his wife by "coincidence".
Long story short I was banging his wife as he walked in, smiled at him as his life was ruined forever.

If i was the guy who you owed money, I would probably try to scare you into a nervous meltdown, make you relocate and ensure that you never see your family in person again.

There is a reason he had money to begin with, I wish you luck op.