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MY FUCKING ROOMMATE AND HIS FAT UGLY GIRLFRIEND ARE CONSTANTLY MAKING OUT IN THE KITCHEN AND I CAN HEAR THEIR LIPS SMACKING THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING HIDEOUS AND FAT THIS IS PURE FUCKING TORTURE IT'S SO DISGUSTING OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.57650076
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57650076

>>57650053

Close your bedroom door. Turn on some calming music and rest OP.

>> No.57650085

>>57650053
>FAT UGLY GIRL
>THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING HIDEOUS AND FAT
>IT'S SO DISGUSTING
Sounds like you live in the USA.

>> No.57650099

Just start screaming real loud. She will leave and you can just pretend that you have a mental disorder.

>> No.57650104

>>57650053
roommate? are you not afraid they may steal bitcoin.

>> No.57650108

>>57650053
kek best thread on /biz/

>> No.57650111

>>57650076
I CAN SMELL THE STENCH COMING OFF OF THEM EVEN WITH MY DOOR CLOSED

>> No.57650118

exit your room at full mast and start jerking off while staring maniacally

>> No.57650133

>>57650111
Checked

>> No.57650135

just go for a walk or something, then move out. thats literally disgusting btw.

>> No.57650138

THE FRONT DOOR IS WIDE OPEN IN THE WINTER WITH THE HEAT ON THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO SHUT A GOD DAMN DOOR

THERE IS FOOD ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR CAUSE THEY DONT CLEAN IT UP

THE STENCH BROS THE STENCH

>> No.57650142

>>57650111

They stink too? Why do you live with them than? Get a studio apartment bro. You'll save your sanity.

I can hear my neighbors because I don't have a firewall, but it's just two little kids that play video games and watch TV all day. I'll take that over hearing two people fucking.

>> No.57650146

>>57650138
Yep you're definitely American.

>> No.57650150

>>57650142
I CANT AFFORD A 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT THIS IS AMERICA DO YOU THINK IM SOME KIND OF RICH KING? 1 BEDROOM APARTMENTS ARE FOR THE 1% YOU NEED 100K+ A YEAR TO AFFORD THAT

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>>57650150

>> No.57650171

>>57650053
lol, lmao even

>> No.57650195

>>57650138
Well you sound like a cleaning freak tho
Just make a plan for somebody to clean all once a week one time him and one time you and it should be fine

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>> No.57650236

Love is a beautiful thing, my friend.

>> No.57650244

>>57650053
sounds like his girlfriend is about to have some $BACKPAIN

>> No.57650304

>>57650244
Kek you won that thread jeet

>> No.57650778

>>57650053
have you considered not having roommates you idiot?

>> No.57650814

>>57650150
how did you even come into this living arrangement lol

>> No.57651122

>>57650053
Bro same but they are fat gay lesbians and they get their dogs in the mix too.

>> No.57651136

>>57650053
Since I could remember in my teens, my main goal has always been to gain independence and get my own place, exactly for reasons like this.