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https://twitter.com/WallStreetApes/status/1758265153534189934

Is this bearish for humanity?

my portfolio is growing

>>57633351
Yes, city faggots and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race. But at least we can trade
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
on the way down.

>>57633329
Does this look like a double-top to you? I'm posting this without lines because trannies get triggered.

I'm not being facetious. Does this look like a double-top to you? Draw some lines. It's obeying every one. It doesn't matter if it makes sense. It matters that people (and computers) trade off of it.

Price target for confirmation is $33.

>>57633351
depends how much IoT shit is crammed into there. also kinda dissapointed that they didn't use stuff like modern rammed earth and instead just used plywood for everything.

>>57633382
All I know is that my SSG position is up 5.9% already.

What fictional conversation have you overheard today that'll make me sell all my stocks in a panic?

Man, PBR has been going wild, how does this happen when they are losing revenues?

>>57633401
nvda ceo said.. line go down
lol

>>57633378
I remember moving into an apartment complex for a while before getting a house.

A month after I got out, that entire place had fucking wooping cough spread around there. Now imagine those '15 minute cities' getting flooded with 3rd world immigrants that have fuck knows what kinda diseases. People will die out very fast and they will turn into those french catacombs kek.

>>57633305
Come on over anon we'll treat you to a little bit of chicken fried and a cold beer on a Friday night.

what was that amd dip?

Nothing is stopping NVDA from doing exactly what SMCI did today.

>>57633405
It was just to cheap, probably production growth and the very large dividends helped.

>>57633423
retard
>>57633428
nvidia is still unironically undervalued

All in SQQQ what could go wrong good answers only no queers

>>57633428
https://www.barrons.com/market-data/stocks/nvda/research-ratings?mod=quotes#subnav

Stock Price Target
Average $738.17

it still below fair value.

>>57633329
>Mr. Trump, you know, we disagree a lot of stuff, but at the end of the day we're 2 niggas from the Aryan tribe, you know, we be rolling up packs in the hood and taking them UFOs to Agartha to get some child porn and alien lean, you know? I mean, I mean, I love child porn. We need to legalize child porn. We need to do that right now yes, yes we do, and we also need to legalize UFO trips for the white boys to Agartha. We need to legalize alien lean and we need to legalize child porn I'm not sure if I mentioned that, sir.

>>57633418
Would be
MIGHTY NICE
>MIGHTY NICE
MIGHTY
FUCKIN
NICE
I don't even drink but would still enjoy the cold beer after all this time. As long as it ain't
BUD
LIGHT

>>57633459
Your choice fren.

>>57633458
finally, politics we can all get behind

>>57633436
It was cheap because everyone understood they would "make less" money on account of Luís Inácio´s green policy, alongside the track record he has of being arrested precisely because of that company.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57633436
>16.20% Annual dividend yield

ooff, this just proves that dividends are a way of lying to guillable people

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

>>57633451
>what could go wrong
they're already in the computers
it's too late

>>57633500
One between the eyes please
I'm fucking done

>>57633488
>ooff, this just proves that dividends are a way of lying to guillable people
I'm not sure you're aware, but the dividend yield was above 70% a couple years ago. People that owned PBR for 2 years are up 100% just from dividends. People that bought in the march 2020 crash are probably sitting on a x10 dividends included.

>>57633500
Rum and Coke Cramer with a squeeze of lime.

>>57633510
Just Lrn2NATGASANDOIL instead of giving up or random goombling. Be PATIENT for them both to get into their better buy points. Learn their fundamentals, ranges, behaviors, and stop chasing arbitrary STOOK prices.

>>57633500
I'll have a Screaming Viking. No cucumber.

>>57633510
Bought SMCI and didn't put in a stop order, eh?

>>57633351
>no cars
Cool.
>15 minutes from a wagie cagie
Nope.
>We have freed up 55% space! *builds more apartments and safe spaces*
Nope.
>Spictown Arizona
Nope.
>100 degree weather year round
Giga nope.

Pull all your investments. Management is saturated with thieves and the workers are idiots.

There can be no recovery.

>>57633529
I am patient. My two biggest positions are up 52% and 80%. I've had them for a couple years. I only gamble a little on the side.
>>57633532
No I didn't fucking touch that SMCI shit.

>work done
>lifting at the gym
>Chinese food after
Fuck yeah best Friday night

>>57633522
And that just means that the company is eating away it´s earnings when it could easily expand into neighbouring markets instead of letting it go to US and EU companies.

The population is stuck in a catch 22.
They either refuse to purchase or die from bad produce.

>>57633556
Well then
SUCK IT UP
BUTTERCUP

America now prints more money than it's Gross Domestic Product. There can be no businesses.

>>57633555
>>57633566
>>57633575

>>57633561
I mean you can cope however you want, but people are up x10 on the stock. Not saying it's a buy right now it's closer to a top than anything, but sure I get your point, they might be a bit nearsighted with the large dividends instead of putting money into CAPEX.

>>57633575
>we are selling so many bonds it's driving up yields
Surely this can't backfire

All of this reminds me totally of the 2000 DOTCOM BUBBLE and the 2008 HOUSING MARKET CRASH. I wish you were all dead.

>>57633600
>All of this reminds me totally of the 2000 DOTCOM BUBBLE and the 2008 HOUSING MARKET CRASH.
It's not quite the same, but It definitely rhymes with both.

>>57633600
>>57633587

>>57633600
When I see a bubble forming, I rush in to buy, adding fuel to the fire,”

>>57633351
>californians move to arizona's desert and build cities with no cars
Wow I'm sure that won't be horrible.

>>57633533

>>57633639
this is why they need to lower rates ASAP.
So the more determined of us can finally put on some serious leverage

>>57633600
If we're lucky we'll get some crash. It's more likely the market will just shit itself sideways for 10 years

Fellas, I need some advice.
I own 110 WMT and wrote a 175C for Feb 23rd. We have ER on Tuesday and a split on the 26th.
Our store is up like 6% over last year so I am expecting there to be a bullish reaction to the ER. However we are one of the better stores in the district, so the rest of the data could be absolute shit. Also, the market could be irrational and dump the stock regardless.

My biggest worry is that the stock rockets up and I miss out on the upside, due to the CC. Having it shit the bed would be preferable since I know it's a good company long term. However, I have the ability to trade forex and CFDs, so I could theoretically long or short it during the premarket before news actually breaks, which allows me to hedge my position. My thought is to have a simultaneous long and short CFD with a $5 buffer from the ticker price (about 3%) with a tight stop. That way if there is some volatility, I have minimal losses due to the tight SLs but expose myself to a big long on the upside.

Does that make sense? Is there a better way to do it? Markets are closed for the long weekend anyways now

>>57633561
>>57633591
What's the next PBR? Something NATGAS related? Or a cheap-as-hell coal company?

>>57633662
Fuck that. I have a small penis. I need to make money or go bankrupt and kms

>>57633500
Two Adonises

>>57633571
Yeah, I know. I've been sucking it up for a few years now. The rest of my life sucks, it's my fault because I'm a pathetic moron, and no amount of stock gains will make up for that. I'm worth more dead than alive

>>57633661
>lower
*raise
>determined of us can finally put on some serious leverage
*fake and gay tech faggot shit will finally die and XOM can rule the world in peace again.

>>57633454
>>57633450
Undervalued until China gets caught ordering banned GPUs through shell companies.

>>57633656

>>57633685
>What's the next PBR?
Depends on where you think OIL price is going. If up then probably some Canadian oil juniors with financial leverage (meaning they're in debt). if you think oil is going down the next PBR has not yet formed a bottom. Coal companies are pretty high for how much the coal price has corrected. NATGAS is dead.

>>57633392
To be fair, it's not a double-top yet until it breaks below the foot of its first leg but damn it looks like we're moving.

At the same time, markets move up and to the right in a 45 degree angle, and it could just fucking switch up at $35 and plow to $45. But I'm short as fuck.

>>57633704
>thinking XOM or oil will go higher when they raise rates

>>57633699
GET
A
FUCKIN
GRIP
and know that the primary error of humans is to either over or under value a given "thing". There's something that you're putting too much weight into and something else that you're neglecting, but first realize that you're stuck in a shitty inner dialogue loop and reprogram it to something more beneficial.

Tesla Calls looking zesty as hell right now boys

>>57633500
Long Island Iced Tea, hold the Long Island.

>>57633726
No no, it will rule everything after the tech faggot shit is dead. Lrn2READwhatwassaid

Another day. Of doing "nothing". Sigh may comes round and I cap off another year and start a new one at work. 7 left if I want the typical retirement. 12 left if I want to get the max. (technically there is no hard max but uh after a point your payout falls off a cliff. It's no longer worth the effort to stick around)

>>57633600
>>57633600
It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most~
Not where you live, what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes~
There's no dollar sign on a peace of mind
This I've come to know~
So if you agree, have a drink with me
Raise your glasses for a toast~

To a little bit of chicken fried~

>>57633746
baka how you oil faggots are unable to make the connection between the commercial real estate crisis and low oil prices

>>57633761
Because the entire global economy depends on oil for energy, but officecucks create no value

>>57633755
>There's no dollar sign on a peace of mind
I heard something like this said on the SHORTWAVE RADIO the other day. The guy said we teach all kinds of shit, but not just "how to be happy" or something like that, referring specifically to just the inner orientation of self.

>>57633676
You can roll your CC to a later expiry if you're about to lose your shares. This will get you some borrowed time as eventually you may not be able to roll for a premium.

>>57633772
but oil demand depends on officecucks

>entire global economy depends on oil for energy
is this the sole reason you invested in oil when you saw muh chart?

>>57633707
everyone knows Chinese are buying their GPUs.

>>57633772
Work from home killed commuting and, therefore, oil demand.

Sleek new EVs such as the Cybertruck from Tesla (ticker: TSLA) are also doing their part.

>>57633761
BAKA, how you STOOKS faggots are unable to break the fixation on overall extremes of price level instead of learning to trade ranges that tend to repeat even if you sometimes need to wait on overall range adjustments.

>>57633775
That's true, but I am a little wary of doing that through a split. It makes them quite illiquid.
Funnily enough, I had a 170C for today that I rolled forward last week; if I had just held it would have expired near market value and I'd be laughing. Ah well, live and learn.

>>57633804
The Cyberdork is entirely irrelevant

>>57633726
>when they raise rates
why would they raise? they can just keep it here. rates are now real since its above cpi.

>>57633500
Last glass of the vintage wine bottle I opened a few days ago. Cheers.

>>57633699
This guy is your best friend.
>>57633571
>>57633730
The best thing you can do is kick yourself out of bed in the morning. Like a kick in your ass like this guy is giving you.

The devil throws negative thoughts at you like fiery darts. If you don't believe in the devil, believe in fiery darts. Notice when those thoughts hit you like a truck, like a freight train, or like a sniper, in the morning. And then actively say, No, God loves me. I'm not gonna get deeper with this, but I could.

You need self-affirmations, whatever those may be.

>>57633806
>extremes of price level
baka this from someone who literally bought the commodity supercycle top (inflation adjusted)

>>57633791
>>57633804
cry all you like, oil investors are still up a gorillion percent

>>57633804
>Work from home killed commuting and, therefore, oil demand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16c32pvyx7k
The Shadow Tankers Sneaking Russian Oil Past Western Sanctions

So now that the dust has settled we can all agree that AI is a meme and SMCI was just another jewish pump and dump right?

>>57633500
woman who loves cute and funny things as much as me

>>57633818
Ephesians 6:16 was in the devotional this morning
https://biblehub.com/devotions/Evening_February_16.htm

>>57633382
Dumb to look at the leveraged but none of the underlying look like double tops

>>57633804
>Work from home killed commuting and, therefore, oil demand.
I'm not sure you commuting to work pushed prices to $130bbl a few years ago.

>>57633845
K. Dumb means one has intelligence but doesn't use it. Do you think I'm not using it? People are trading off the lines whether you like it or not.

>>57633819
Bought and sold, over and over and over.

>>57633842
fucking Based

Wait, I just realized something. What does the acronym NAT GAS stand for?

>>57633836
No. SMCI will get to 3000$ shortly. AI is not a bubble it's a golden cow.

>>57633591
Meh, I'd rather invest in something that doesn't stink of corruption. I just hoped that things would be different for Brazil at some point.

>>57633685

It´s a state held company with a president that is as basic as Greta Thunberg, their priority seems to be "decarbonization", energetic transition and a "fair energetic transition". Jeremy Irons does some cool movies on Brazil btw.

>>57633842
Based.

>>57633864
>Meh, I'd rather invest in something that doesn't stink of corruption.
I mean it comes with a company created by literal glowies, that has a monopoly on Brazils oil resources.

This is the thesis for SOXL. I know it doesn't make sense. But this is the level to watch. Just fucking watch it alright.

>>57633905
B-but
I'm a ProShares man!
USD!

>>57633905
you have to use previous downward channel as guidance to see path, unless you know something

>>57633500
Sherry

IOVA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57633905
this is the real level

>>57633500
I'm not much of a drinker but sure could go for some
NIGGER TOES,
you got a bowl of those back there anywhere?

When is this mag7 & semi shit rally going to broaden to the rest of the stocks in the market, surely these mag/semi stocks are near a top and money will flow in other stocks that are still down 50-80% from the 2021/2022 top.

>>57633946
Mag 7 declined to 6, then 5... now 0. Place taken by SMCI.

All other 1999 stocks in Russell 2000 remain dead in the water.

SMCI crash has wiped out all remaining marginal money.

We crab for the next decade.

>>57633804
I like saying cybertruck. And then Tesla. And in case you weren’t sure and are a complete fucking retard I’m going to add “(Ticker: Tesla)”. Elon musk. Space x. Twitter. Jesus fucking Christ

>>57633905
>>57633937
>TA on something purely powered by Nvidia
NVDX is a better investment than SOXL.

>>57633954
TSLA shares are a "Buy" in my book!

JewNiggers (ticker: jiggers) talking about soxx. Soxl going to 100.

cocks

Hello fellow NVDA chads, are you guys ready for next Wednesday? Ready to eat caviar and drive lambos for life?

>>57633351
Do they have basketball people?

>>57633961
You may find better liquidity with NVDL, same deal.

>>57633855
No bro, no one worth paying attention to is doing TA on a 3x ETF. They're looking at SOXX and the underlying.

>>57633975
>>57633964
There's a double top on soxl, it's going to zero and then I won't have to read posts by people who invest into SOXL.

how do i make money instead of losing it like normal?

>>57633382
>it's not a double top because it hurts my feelings if it is
Lol
SOXL to 20 dollars

>>57633971
Have you ever actually tried caviar?
I kind of like it, but it's not for everyone... so don't make that kind of commitment

>>57633985
That may be. But you will find the SOXS fuckers even more insufferable.

>>57633989
Diversify, set risk limits, find good plays and stick to your trading plans for them. ezpz

>there are anons itt that thought elon would win

>>57633985
Jigger spotted. The double top is at 70 ish.

>>57633989
Disable options and buy index funds for life.

>>57633989
Buy VT

>>57633989
trade or gamble better or go full Boglehead

>>57634015
>or go full Boglehead
I wonder how many of is there are

Sell smci at tuesday open or wait until nvda earnings for a pump? I'm unironically in the hole and don't know what to do lel.

>>57634024
>>57634015
There's never a bad time to become a bogleGOD.
Market going up? So will your holdings.
Market going down? Time to buy.

>>57634032
You're telling me that you saw THIS chart and thought only within the last few days it was a good idea to buy?

>>57633953
it's literally back to where it was 5 days ago, if it goes down more then there's a problem. also the AMD dip was weird as hell.

>>57634033
>There's never a bad time to become a bogleGOD.
>Market crabs for 20 years inflation adjusted? Good you'll retire at 85.

Thoughts on OSCR or HIMS ?

>>57634044
Someone post that wallstreetbets faggots losing his life savings

>>57634044
Yes because I was trying to scalp it

>>57634051
You make it sound like you don't have any VOO or SPY in your portfolio.
Besides, when has the market no shit crabbed for 20 years?

Just thought I would let you no nat gas owning niggers know that I am curling 60 pound dumbbells now.

>>57633997
Yes I have had it, several times. I enjoy it, usually, though some varieties taste mostly of just salt with a hint of sea water. The best caviar has some of that fishy flavor and is best on toasted bread.

Suck My Cock, Inc. (Ticker: SMCI) bros, what happened today????

>>57633989
Find a good chat room with experienced traders who are willing to critique your trades and willing to explain their trades to you as they take them

>>57634080
>Besides, when has the market no shit crabbed for 20 years?
1930s, 1970s, y2k

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ejQ4VP9Iqto

topkek

>>57634082
>I am curling 60 pound dumbbells now.
That's a lot, post biceps.

>>57634106
>y2k
The market crabbed between the year 2000 and the year 2020? Is that what you're telling me?

>>57634024
Most of the big accounts here are people with good jobs that buy SPY and QQQ. I have a fair amount in mega cap stocks with high net profit margins, and some IBIT. But 90% is just the indexes.

>>57633351
>you will rent a pod in the middle of the desert
>you will not own a car
>you will not be able to escape
>you will not have children
>you will drink the estrogen water
>you will pay more for this luxury
>you will not have a garage
>you will not have any privacy
>you will not have freedom of speech
>you will live week to week with no savings
>you will have a social credit score
>you will be punished for wrongthink
>you will take the vaccine (mrna gene therapy)
>you will be microchipped

>>57633989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKvX3Bg6KM

so much cope in this thread

the stock market will rise 15-20% a year forever, it literally cannot go down when unofficial inflation is 10% a year

The US cant even afford to make interest payments on its own currency, its literally forced to generate a trillion a year just to pay the interest, that means were never going down EVER

>>57634116
I mean the nasdaq broke it's high in 2017 inflation adjusted it probably took more time.

>>57634116
I think it grabbed from 2000 to 2017 inflation adjusted yeah

>>57634115
I have long insertions :(

>still red YTD

>>57634131
Yes the market will go up forever but that's poor consolation when you're a few months into one of the 30%-50% dips that lasts for years at a time and half way through a decade long crab market

>>57634158
>I have long insertions
Same, based either way you're jacked.

>>57634131
> the stock market will rise 15-20% a year forever,
Joe took office when sp500 was around 4000 and three years later it is 5000.

>>57634162
You do realize this is why people buy stuff other than large cap domestic growth companies right? Bonds and small cap value went up a lot during those times.

>>57634179
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face

>>57634069
>trying to scalp it
>did not have stop losses for when the trade violently reversed on him
What did we learn?

>>57634179
Sp500 equal weight still don’t make ATH.

>>57634192
None of them went as high as the next US trillion dollar company.

>smart enough to realize that stocks are inflated and a monumental crash is coming
>not smart/daring enough to risk my money and profit from it

12$ (Ticker: jiggers)

>SMCI collapses
>MOGLF does not

>>57633370
Duuuuude

I still think we should kill all the poor, and maybe lower VAT

>>57634159
How...? personally I am fucking raged that I am not even beating QQQ YTD (yet). Next week is when I pass those tranny faggots though.

>>57634172
thnx bro

Jesus christ I can't believe there are people doing TA on a leveraged ETF. I get it, you're retarded.

>>57634224
>collapses
Its back to where it was on Wednesday.

>>57634245
You will enjoy a week of relief. And then pain.

18$ (Ticker: jiggers part 2 the boogaloo)

>>57634245
That's still a lot of bagholders that bought in between Wednesday and today. SMCI had billions of dollars of inflow daily

>>57634264
it looks like rejection and bloodbath next week.

>>57634267
>>57634245
i mean it was up like 30% a day or something. im not sure what people buying thought would happen. when it comes down ill look to see if its worth buying still.

>>57634274
>im not sure what people buying thought would happen
Obviously they thought it would go up ad infinitum.

>>57634274
At 800 its undervalued compared to the Wells Fargo 960 price target that came out today.

>>57634264
>>57634273

earnings 2/26. literally a total fucking gamble on information you have no access to until its too late

Opinions on vertif and soundhound ai
Calls or puts?

>>57634310
>literally a total fucking gamble on information you have no access to until its too late
Are you saying insiders have a very very large advantage over retail cattle...

SMCI is garbage
Buy BOIL

>>57634319

speaking of insiders... their CFO dumped 75,000 shares immediately as soon as he got them literally yesterday lmao

>>57634319
I know company insiders are monitored by the SEC so they don't use their insider information to get rich, but what's stopping an insider hatching a plan with an acquaintance to feed them information and split the money afterwards?

>>57634308
>Wells Fargo 960 price target
What's the analyst at Wells Fargo's track record for his price target predictions?

>>57634334
When NG breaches 1.555 sure I'll start buying

>>57634317
>Opinions on vertif and soundhound ai
>Calls or puts?
Wait until NVDA earnings on Wednesday. If they're good and NVDA pumps then calls otherwise puts

>>57634348
>I know company insiders are monitored by the SEC so they don't use their insider information to get rich
They can get away from some shit, and they do it. They're not monitored that close there's too many of them for that.

>>57633351
>https://twitter.com/WallStreetApes/status/1758265153534189934
who gives a fuck
only faggots will pay a premium price to live in some gay ass nu-bohemian district

>>57634274
retracement next week then more blood, we'll get another opportunity to short it then

>>57634317
Buy sound immediately and sell at 11

Is MS rejected?

>>57634378
no, we most likely bounce off 9ema if it gets there

>>57634378
Sure you fucking Jew nigger. Sound will rip to 12

>>57634200
We learned that if you're down in the hole, you may as well hold

After its drop, SMCI is up about 200% in this timeframe. NVDA? Only 60%.

But look at this bad boy. Anyone want to guess what it is?

>>57634400
>>57634404
look at large time frame and MSFT just has gap down this week.

>>57634445
That's a loser's attitude. If you wouldn't buy something, don't hold it. Whether you're in profit or underwater.

>>57634456
I kneel and would like to know

>>57634236
im all in on some shit right now

>>57634476
Hint 1: It's one of those staples of /smg/ investing, an LETF.

Hint 2: It's related to something you see in every thread.

>>57634469
Maybe, but I gotta factor into it how fast I can potentially make the money back vs how fast I expect any changes to come. If smci comes back to 1000 even after a full week, it's better than the loss from selling. I can't make it back that quick

He bought?

>>57634456
Too big of a hint but very nice

>>57633862
Niggers Tongue my Anus, Girls Are Smelly

I don't trust the market at all since MSFT went down to $210 in 2022 for no reason. NVDA went down to $108 for no reason. I lost everything in 2022 and I will never recover.

>94.2 accuracy
>1800 rating

get

fucking

wrecked

kid

>beware the ides of march

>>57634544
your move

>>57634546
more like the ides of farts

>>57634492

>>57634541
if you never sold you would be up bigly. Stop selling. simple as

>>57634554
Bobo is a colonial aristocrat, mumu is a liberal urbanite

>>57634498
I always ask the question of "will this recover in a month" because of the wash sale rule. If you think it'll go back to 1K within the month hold. Longer than that just take the cut and seek gains elsewhere.

>Look at a list of 1000 tickers the other day
>Skim through it with my TA
>End up finding about 20-30 that are tradeable that created a signal
>Sort it into four lists, strong/weak buy/sell
>Check it today
>Would've made 4% after fees
I mean the other 10 pending trades are still up in the air, but this looks like it's at least breakeven, might figure shit out on Monday

>>57634546
>You keep posting green wojaks
>I do not think you know what it means

>>57634554
ill play the caro-kan i guess
>pajeet to c-6
>premove pajeet to d-5

I need a stock pick that will go %2800 in a month.

>>57634492
>something you see in every thread
NIGGERS AND JEWS?? FAGGOTS?? RETARDS!! TROONS?

>>57634456
>>57634537
i still don't know what it is

>>57634613
>>57634615
https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/kold

>>57634574
>1K within the month
I can't tell if I'm retarded or not, but I honestly think so. I don't think the AI hype is over yet, and there's too much capital in nvda and smci for it not to even have a dead cat bounce before cooling. Even if gains slow down on smci considerably, it's still on track to recover quite a bit imo.

>>57634590
I believe i do.
>hedging isn't mean to be 100% of your portfolio
>I throw a couple hundred at options a week to ensure I don't go broke
>I'm going to Disney World

8:25 pm was 2:25pm EST. Literally called the top.

>>57634626
I have some now!

>>57634633
woooops wrong pic
>pic related to

>>57634469
>If you wouldn't buy something, don't hold it.
Eh, this doesn't really work because algos and institutions have different metrics for buying a stock than retail traders do.

>>57634634
bears will win after march FOMC and learn rate cut will never come this year.

>>57634585
Come to think of it, the actual % gained would be lower as well, since this assumes I hit the TP and do a sell. Realistically, I set my SL to be a trailing stop and tighten it once the TP is hit, so I'd be guaranteed at least say, half of the spread between entry and TP

>>57634665
I know, it will be picrel.

>>57634665
Rates will not cut this year
However
The market will euphorically pump all year regardless
I've figured out the new paradigm already, the market always works inversely to reality. When will you also learn?

I shorted smci on Thursday and when it drop around lower 800s I bought it again. You know why? The entire stock market was down and it will recover. Not asap but it will return. It’s even higher in ah. Has strong volume.


Are you guys new?

>>57634681

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-4s2_h2SGCA?feature=share

>>57634680
> pump higher
Maybe later this year but several rate cuts have been priced in. Once this assumption changes, the market have to adjust.

>>57634220
same

>>57634689
>>57634702
You think smci is still bad?

>>57634592
Ugh. Why don't you just offer a draw on move 1 and call it a day.

>>57634709
https://youtu.be/rHXIaMV_wXQ?feature=shared
this man advocated another rate hikes

>>57634709
>Maybe later this year but several rate cuts have been priced in.
lmao no they haven't

>>57634680
Not untrue. Look at FTSE today, picrel isn't even uptodate, I took it midday and later it pumped higher. Yesterday was the recession confirmation, lol.

>>57634681
>68k
>6%
You are rich, it doesn't matter if you fuck up with a retarded trade.

god imagine if JPow even just mentions the stock market next meeting

>>57634744
>JPow
we need antibody to kill bulls and Jpowel can become Legend again.

>>57634709
Nah, it doesn't, because the market priced against rate cuts. Look how the market has historically reacted to rate cuts, it always dumps. Rate cuts are bearish. Higher forever means pump forever. I don't know how or why but that's just how it is. The price action in the wake of the last fomc where they all but confirmed no cuts in March proves it.

I still don’t know anything about charts and graphs, I’ve seen people draw lines to predict the future or whatever and they end up losing money stjll

>>57634757
rate cuts are always a sign of economic weakness
the fed will never cut rates for no reason, it is only to stimulate the economy, the inverse is true for rate hikes, it's why historically stocks actually rally during the first year of rate hikes despite theoretically being bad for equities

>>57634765
Wait so TA isn't a 100% accurate crystal ball? AAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>57634727
>he doesnt know about my MINORITY ATTACK

>>57634811
>He doesn't have a MINORITY REPORT

>>57634826
>>57634811
>They doesn't learn about minor monitors

>>57634681
How long are you expecting for a recovery?

>>57634757
>>57634768
Buddy look at 1995-1996 Fed Funds Rate Computer

Stock Market professionals, is this bullish?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/QD?.tsrc=fin-srch

Looks like a cup and handle to me.
It grew 15% in the past 3 days.
But it lost 10% after market today. Is that bearish?

>>57634879
just buy more guy

>>57634879
get a job

>>57634887
Is it bullish or bearish tho?
>>57634891
Nah I'm good

>>57634879
Yeah looks like a winner.

>>57634910
P/E ratio is 6.67 and it's undervalue.

>>57634775
>>57634765
No matter how you trade, the three biggest things are: risk management, trade psychology, position sizing

>>57634879
>Qudian, Inc. is a technology platform which empowers the enhancement of online consumer finance experience in China
Oh man that's all I had to read

>>57634922
3 biggest things are
>how many times you jerk off a day
>whatever the number those are rookie number
>get those numbers up

>>57634920
>CEO Min Luo
>Headquarters Xiamen, Fujian

do the dutiful and buy more shares anon

>>57634920
That is dead meme IPO pattern. Is dead. Yes it can rocket 800% on some good news out of nowhere but you don't know when or ever.

>>57634869
too late

>>57634948
its literally a chinese penny stock "AI finance company" with negative earnings. /smg/ sure knows how to pick them

imagine chinese finance or chinese ai or chinese penny stock down 95%... its all of those

>>57634768
Feds not going to cut rates after service ppi accelerated aggressively due to wages and consumer inflation no longer slowing with sticky inflation accelerating. Banks will spew copium and blow up

>>57633818
>>57633842
This

>>57634929
so bearish?
>>57634910
So I shouldn't buy in rn?
>>57634920
QRD fren? Does P/E 6.67 mean it's overvalued or am I dumb?
>>57634948
Thanks for the advice anon. But if I buy rn can't I make a lot if it just goes to $3?
>>57634964
If it has negative earnings then why did it grow 15% this week? I don't know how the stock market works, please answer unironically

>>57634959
Wonder if it's safe to short, or if you'll still get big fuckyou candles. Either way, if Reddit jumped into it, they're gonna get burned as exit liquidity.
It's satisfying to see this. I might not be successful but I also haven't lost my ass this bad, either. I'm not as naive as they are, and there's a lot more redditors than anons, so that just means more opportunities for us to dunk on them

>>57634959
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP??!!

>>57634980
UNIRONICALLY DO NOT BUY STOCKS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. JUST BUY VOO AND BE HAPPY YOU DIDN'T LOSE MONEY

>>57634994
that isn't how people learn
>>57634980
shut the fuck up and buy it faggot. I bet you won't.

>>57634973
>Inflation accelerated aggressively!!!
Absolutely, objectively untrue you faggot doomer

>>57635011
PROVE IT

>SoftBank Group Corp. founder Masayoshi Son is seeking as much as $100 billion to bankroll a chip venture to compete with Nvidia Corp. and supply semiconductors essential for AI, according to people with knowledge of the matter.
>Code-named Izanagi, the project marks the billionaire’s next big endeavor as SoftBank sharply curtails startup investments. Son envisions creating a company that can complement chip design unit Arm Holdings Plc and allow the billionaire to build an AI chip powerhouse, said the people, who requested anonymity because the discussions remain private. In one scenario being considered, SoftBank would provide $30 billion, with $70 billion possibly coming from institutions in the Middle East, one of the people said.

It's all so tiresome.

>>57634910
>>57635006
>infinite dilutions
This screams to be shorted, but then, as soon as you do, it'll pump on retard strength. Or have an absurd borrow fee

US regional bank failures are about to pop the everything bubble, once and for all. Sell everything or you're fucked. Final warning.

>>57634980
p/e of chink shit is pretty meaningless. you cant even buy chinese stock anyways you just have to hope they honor your American Depositary Receipts that they could just rugpull with no refunds in a climate where china is an extremely sus/untrendy place to put money right now ontop of a culture that largely is based on lieing/scamming/fake accounting/government intervention in chinese business

i dunno man you seem really retarded and no matter what i tell you you are going to donate your money to someone so do whatever i guess

>>57635017
Nah every time I post the charts that very clearly show that inflation is in-line with historic levels someone says "that's just the rate of inflation!!!!!" as if that difference fucking matters

>>57634980
thats ur determination. but its an older way of determining value. if the classic relationship holds, it will take you 6.67 years to recoup your money. That said its not a valid analysis for many companies. most people use special dcf models on each company. Every company has some sales multiple attached to it to make selling ownership attractive. You're giving this man 6.67x the money he earns so 1x and 5.67 premium for the privilege of ownership. because at 1x why would he sell it to you?

>>57635019
lmao, this dood invested into wework after one meeting with the goober CEO and lost 14billion. He thinks he can magically throw money around and compete with nvidia lol!

>>57634980
>But if I buy rn can't I make a lot if it just goes to
No don't do that. That penny stock mentality will only leave you in the poor house. If you want to gamble you should at least do it with options on something big and reputable. There is a component of risk here you're not considering. It's not just line up or down. That company can cease to exist in an instant. Pop all money gone no refunds.

>>57635027
IT DOES MATTER YOU FAGGOT!!!!

>>57635019
where does this retard think he'll find all the talented and experienced engineers, technicians, physicists, does he realize it takes 10+ years to even build a semiconductor fab from the ground up? i fucking hate this retard

>>57635023
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/regional-bank-hit-with-third-credit-downgrade-as-crisis-concerns-linger

Fitch cut NYCB’s rating from BBB to BBB-, its lowest investment grade rating, while Moody’s lowered NYCB’s rating to Ba2, a non-investment grade or "junk" tier, on Wednesday.

It looks like it is OK.

>>57635052
Nah. If we're seeing the same rate of inflation year over year as we did from like 2012-2019 then there's objectively no reason to assume we're about to experience some crazy inflationary spiral. At least not within the next year or three.

>>57635019
what happened to Masayoshi Dad

>>57635023
>A CRE bagholder bank goes under

domo arigato mister stock marketo

>>57635019
>Yeah bro just get 100 billion together and you can just whip up all the technology, software, hardware, and fabrication to compete with fucking NVidia on AI
This guy is a fucking idiot and is barreling down the highway to losing more dozens of billions.

>>57635105
now thats a crab market.

>>57635109
if he was smart he would partner with AMD to actually try to make it competitive, but he's not, he fell for Adam Jewmann's scam after all

>>57635112
Ride-oh the wave-uu

>>57635105
>Weeb frog not using heikin-ashi or renko charts

>>57635109
You have to be more optimistic if you want to get tens of billions of dollars from Persian Gulf countries.

>>57634994
Thanks anon. I'll be careful
>>57635006
I mean it's $2. I could buy like 1000 shares and not really worry too much
>>57635024
They could just rugpull? Holy shit I didn't know that.
>>57635028
Ah I see. Google's P/E ratio is 19, so I guess a 6.67 is not bad.
>>57635047
Damn, I see. They don't have to pay out any money to the shareholders if they go down? Wow, that's a big lesson to learn, thanks anon.

>>57635200
how bigs ur warchest? honestly you need like 20k to get started to avoid most of the risk.
and that depends on your goals do you know what they are?

baking

https://youtu.be/IG0CHGGb1-I?si=tKBenPmWD3MnFmk
I can't beans peas oats beans peas oats beans peas oats beans peas oats beans peas oats beans peas oats

Is anyone else in on this fucking dia-obese-etes rocket?

Didn't some dude say to short TOST a day or 2 ago? Appears he beclowned himself.

>>57635338
for me its
>egg whites
>oats
>whey protein
>milk
>chicken/beef

every day

>>57635382
The oats, whey and milk are definitely inflammatory

>>57635350
wtf fatties

...what the fuck was that?

>>57635419
i baked

>>57635421
>>57635421
>>57635421

>>57635263
like 70k? goals, idk to retire early hopefully? if i get to 300k i'll just live off of 8% dividends probably

>>57635423
still a tiny bit of life left in this one though

Trump will be imprisoned before the election and there's nothing you capitalist scum can do about it

>>57636670
I disagree. Trump will be free and Biden will be in prison.

Natgas

>>57636104
Heck, we could even get in one more NATGAS AND OIL before it loses all BOOMP and archives.
>>57638043
BASED
but also OIL

>>57639556
>>57639556
>>57639556
>>57639556

See you in the new thread bizantines