/biz/ - Business & Finance

>All because some dune coons drove a number up 0.5%

where did my gains go!?

You're using too little leverage, son.

Lol I look away for twenty minutes and the whole day evaporated? Wtf bullshit just hit the wire?

KEK BAGGIES

/OJ squeezing this stock market

>>57631851
Max Payne said SPY needs to be 500. Ask him.

>>57631851
>Wtf bullshit just hit the wire?
We're about to go to war with China

>>57631859
Cocoabros... did we go too far?

>>57631846
I regret not using all my margin on bitcoin last month... that +17% was nice but imagine the extra free money with the leverage? 50K was inevitable but I was a pussy about it.

((SMCI))

Reports out that Steward Healthcare is going to file for bankruptcy. Bodes well for MPW shorts.

so, buy LMT?

When will smci go back to 1000? Mid next week?

>>57631851
We went down on no news

Are ya winning, anon?

>>57631883
Fakeout/short squeeze rally back to 850 next week.

>>57631883
As long as not today

>closed all shorts because market was pumping non stop after the initial dump
>it crashed again for no reason
I'm angry

>>57631886
The memo is that all the money people thought was there actually doesn't exist and will be delisted from everyone's bank account.

NATGAS AND OIL
AND
SSG
AND
UVXY
seem fine, but judging from the comments here there are some issues in "the markets"? Shit, I didn't know.

>>57631889
...winning what?

>>57631889
$37 REALIZED GAINS. Pretty euphoric.

>>57631900
The game of life
>>57631903
Based

>>57631898
Oil: Breakout or disappointment once again?

>>57631889
Turtle and the hare anon.

So it literally just took a shit all at once for no reason?

STINKY GIRL SOCKS

>>57631913
>The game of life
Oh, definitely not. Not only are the odds stacked against me, but I keep making the wrong decisions

>>57631922
Mirin dem gains

>>57631875
>50K was inevitable
It only seems like that in hindsight. I assume markets never offer sure bets.

>>57631917
Makes no difference to me. When it goes low, I buy, when it goes high, I sell. Over and over and over.

>>57631925
Today is opex.

>NTFLX bends over backwards for Africans
>They actually don't fucking care and make their own service anyway
Lol
https://restofworld.org/2024/showmax-subscription-africa-netflix/

i am going all in again against NVIDIA. it sold off last time and i made money. 602k in NVD. bobros wagmi.

>>57631932
What if I told you 100K is inevitable now that Jews are putting boomers 401ks into bitcoin ETFs now?

https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1597711847175909376

>Slurped the annual top on utilities

>>57631958
that's impressive and the backview looks stupidly funny, if you focus on the legs

>>57631953
But the chart soothsayers always say "the trend is your friend," anon.

>>57631895
>it went up 40% every day
>nows the time to go long at max leverage and greed
kek.

>>57631895
This man walked so that may run. Godspeed Redditfag.

>>57631861
wut?

>>57632012
Half the US carrier fleet is mobilizing to the China Sea. News broke an hour ago

>>57631861
>>57632018
>muh ww 3 meme
so tired of you idiots. not happening and if it does happen its bullish for america. a world war would actually let us do somethign instead of this low intensity bs political fighting we do now.

>>57631979
Don't you ever say that anon. I am right at break even about to ditch it

Short or long into close ?

>>57632018
>U.S. is deploying almost half of its aircraft carrier fleet in the Western Pacific
>this year
It doesn't say "today" or "all at once". It says "this year".

>>57632033
I declare war on you right now. Come here so I can get my hands on you

>>57632018
What could be more bullish than america pulling out its twelve inch cock and slapping it on the table?

>>57632018
Just some saber rattling, nothing is going to happen, nothing ever happens.

>>57632044
long dong

>>57631894
>850
>next week
Fugg. I need it back in the 1000s by then

>>57632046
>It doesn't say "today" or "all at once". It says "this year".
I didn't say it said "today". Just that there is news that it's happening

>>57631958
There's a good chance of that, but, you know, maybe we'll all die in a nuclear war.

>>57632018
>US carrier fleet i
this news are 2 days ago.
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/3251933/us-deploy-5-aircraft-carriers-western-pacific-show-strength-china

>>57632076
Esl. Curry I bet

>>57632076
>scmp.com
I don't read commie news

Mumus are retarded nigger apes

>>57632033
How the fuck would fight for this shitpile?
If the Chinese army showed up to Virginia today and offered me a place in their thing in return for me helping burn the state down I'd take it.

>>57632085
>>57632088
Americans came to China to celebrate lunar new year. everything is fine.

Since everything is red is now the time to buy Tesla Calls?

>>57632103
>Americans came to China to celebrate lunar new year
Those were the scouts

Anyone in semis own GFS? seems like a play that isnt TSMC or Intel.
>>57632047
No!
>>57632101
i didnt say id fight. probably too old anyway. but a ww would clear out the bs pretty quickly.

never had sex

>>57632101
and they will definitely not execute you after you serve your purpose.

in other news can the market fucking DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57632110
Why don't we just empty our prisons into China? Like what's the worst thing that happens?

>>57632033
>americans after repeatedly losing wars to third worlders

>>57632116
fat bitch 25 inches between cooch and belly button

>>57632113
>i didnt say id fight.
But you know, supposedly there are people *somewhere* here both competent/young enough to fight and not completely alienated by the country.

>>57632033
white american (lmao btw) men are so effectively demoralized that they would probably straight up ally with the chinks

>>57632110
As long as apple don't crash and these are just friendly gesture. Biden still need tiktok to win the election.

>>57632119
Worked for Cuba

>>57632116
It's really fun, especially if you don't use a condom.

>>57632118
The politicians here say that's what they want too. At least I wouldn't have to deal with niggers if I joined the Chinese.

>https://thehill.com/business/4473061-amazon-becomes-latest-company-to-argue-us-labor-board-is-unconstitutional/

Bearish for AMZN?

>>57631953
What makes you think NVDA would crash during earnings?

>>57632150
These things are pretty much irrelevant. It's more PR than anything.

>>57631979
>>57632038

verizon insiders were buying at $42/share and for that reason alone I am bullish on utilities

Please close the market

I hate 3 day weekends so much

>>57632143
yeah but those ones wouldn't know how to load a gun without shooting themselves.
>wouldn't have to deal with niggers
hmmmmm. chinscratcher

My parents never had the "The talk" with me.
Can you guys teach me about the bulls and the bears

>>57632152
>he doesn't know

>>57632182
oh fuck, I forgot we're closed on Monday.

>>57631879
>SMCI
rekt

>>57632189
Know what? Explain your reasoning.

>>57632171
I bought the exact top of AEP today

>aapl
please stop the pain

YANG is up over 2% in the last hour since the story of the US carrier groups being moved to chinese waters and more stories about failed negotiations.

I am sure it will be a nothingburger but shorting China is always a slam dunk and just a generally good way to hedge your otherwise bullish portfolio.

>>57632018
>>57632033
Ah yeah the ol' someone sailed a boat in the South Sea WW3 eminent meme. People still fall for this?

Futures are open Sunday and Monday so you can watch the S&P and the Nadsaq drop in tandem whilst being powerless to sell any of your bags. The ride never ends

>>57632194

S&P pumping downwards, why

>>57632193
Yep. Three whole lonely days of no making (or losing) money, no shitposting.... just whiling away the long hours until the markets open again and make us feel alive.

/le sigh

SMCI about to breach 799. Bagholders, why are you still in this thing?

IOVAfriends.
It's time to
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57632219
jews manipulating the market again

>>57632221
>Three whole lonely days of no making (or losing) money
There's this place called Foxwoods resort casino like 5 minutes from my house, maybe I'll go play some 5/10 no limit hold 'em or check the tournament schedule.

>>57632206
I am sorry about your BABA bags retard but every chance I get to short China I will continue to do it.

Hold ARM over the weekend?

>>57632226
are you sure this thing is just a scam? I thought it's supposed to go to the moon

>>57632275
An anon in the last thread made a good point. Revenues are up 3x over the last couple of years. The stock price in the same time is up 20x. Maybe nothing

Jesus fucking christ I can't believe there are so many faggots who still freak out about /pol/ tier bullshit. Absolute retards who shouldn't be able to vote, let alone influence the market

>>57632250
I dealt with it by looking at my historical performance.

the inflation reports this week are a nothing burger since inflation doesn't go down in a straight line, but I sold everything since 4 day trading weeks are bearish.

>>57632281
who are you replying to?

>>57632280
why do I keep falling for these things :(

>>57632287
Any fucking retard who thinks the China shit means anything at all. Bunch of 14 year olds tuning into the real world for the first time.

HOLO
>HOLO
HOLO
>HOLO
>>57628740
up 123%

>>57632116
Me neither

WHAT DO I SLURP BEFORE CLOSE AAAAA

>>57632313
Is HOLO shortable yet? Couldn't find any shares anywhere when I looked

>>57632315
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS

>>57632324
Ill look into those, thanks fren

>>57632323

>>57632290
Stop orders lock in gains and limit losses. Learn to love them anon.

what a terrible week

THIS IS THE BIG ONE

>>57632339
PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT STOP ORDERS DID JUST FINE YOU LITTLE WHINER

>>57632334
>filename
kek

This hour sure is sour.

wtf just happened to HOLO

Man my boy RGTI holding up like a fucking champ
A shining gem in a sea of brown shit

I buy DELL at 80 :}

>>57632339

Skill issue

>>57632364
i loaded warrants for more leverage, I hope quantum pumps through next week

Anyone here drive a $200,000+ USD car?

Should I drive that on first dates or wait until the third date to show it off? I want to attract a hot super model wife but also dont want to attract pure gold diggers

What kikery will the SMCI price do in after hours?

>they bought at $1073
>why am i falling for this

I shilled SMCI for weeks even before earnings but muh margin muh fake company before finally fomoing in at the literal local top. KEK BAGGIES

FUCK YOU CARL ICAHN

>>57632389
Any woman who gives a shit about a 200000 dollar car is going to be a gold digger, anon..

why yes, I am up 200% on my toys r us today, why do you ask?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

okay last minute, everyone rush into ENLV

Markets closed Monday for Biden Day

>>57632409
uh not to good

>>57632409
+240% on toyrf

They closed my position for me and if they’d waited another thirty mins it would have been worth less. What does it mean

>>57632393
I really wish there was a 2nd /smg/ for active traders since bogleheads and cash gang posters drown out good alpha

>>57632409
NATGAS
OIL
GOLD
SILVER
UVXY
SHORTING SEMIS

>>57632409
-2.5k
end my misery

Sorry to anyone who fell for it.

>>57632409
-0.02% but thats just because I didnt sell all my spy calls when it pumped and now theyre out of the money. In reality I secured 4 figures today. Waiting for next week when we reach $510 to sell the rest for 5 figures.

>>57632409
3.83%

>>57632409
IOVA dumped like crazy...
But I think those were call positions getting closed since there were a lot of them expiring today with a strike price at around $10.

Was expecting more of a drop at close but the hit wasn't so bad today. Red Tuesday or what anons?

>>57632409
left $4k on the table with my options but still +75%

>>57632432
Alt

My puts expired worthless. I needed SPY to hit $490.

>>57632409
utterly torched this week. i need to learn more

>>57632409
Down 2%, but I locked in most of the 43% gains I made with SMCI over the past two weeks, so I feel just fine. Think I'll eat out tonight.

>>57632450
ur retarded

>>57632444
>Humbly bragging about 200k
You’ll never know true wealth

>>57632391
It will fuck over as many people over as humanely possible - short and long - while benefitting its jewish pimps another day of dishonest profits

Any of you ever heard of Sean Dekmar? I thought this dude was supposed to know how to trade but I've been watching him on stream all week and the dude couldn't trade his way out of a paper bag. Literally took a negative $3000 dollar hit catching the falling knife on SMCI this morning then struggled buying dips to finally get lucky and end the day with 75 bucks green. Fuggin lol wtf

>Elon Musk Isn't Impressed By Lucid's Approval Of $6M Cash Bonus For Its CEO: 'His Comp Is Inversely Proportionate To Performance'

>>57632402
I tried to tell you to get HOLO instead of HALO but
U
DIDN
LISN

>>57632460
don't be a hater

>>57632409
Already?!?! FUCK I spent all morning working on my 401K rolled over. +1.15% I was going to slam another 20 grand into YINN. Hopefully Xi does something dumb and gives it a dip by Tuesday.

>>57632310
it doesnt matter what you think retard. my YANG calls are objectively mooning while you say "HRURRDURRR PEOPLE ARE DUMB DURRRR I AM SO SMART FOR REFUSING TO MAKE FREE MONEY DURRRR"

Imagine not buying Adobe at these prices.

>>57632466
>paying attention to faggots and niggers instead of NATGAS AND OILERS

>>57632444
it will be the greenest tuesday ever

>>57632475
>file deleted
??????

how are you guys finding good investments so early? feels like everytime i hear about a good one i get maybe 5% gain and then it starts dropping again, while everyone else had a 20% position

my etfs did nothing all week to compensate losses and im tired of making zero money doing this

(on the right post this time) My pipeline mistake
purchase did a nice pump today despite NG doing poorly. Hope this is a sign of the future and it keeps doing that. I suppoose I'll hold onto it even if it was a misinformed buy.

>>57632456
It hit $490 after CPI on Tuesday then we had this fake and gay pump.

>SMCI finally drops under 800 in after hours
who could have guessed this would happen

>>57631895
>>57632457

>>57632409
it's all red

>>57632516
i know i sold my 492p on tuesday like a smart person

>>57632409
I'm glad tech troons are getting heemed

>>57632402
I just actually took a look at HALO and it does really look interesting.

>>57632460
cope. seethe even. one more bull market for me anon and I'll escape.

>>57632432
>Super Micro Computer
That's more embarrassing than owning ICP

>>57632520
Damn

>>57632539
>one more bull market
Anon, I..

>>57632482
Have fun getting scam wicked by China like 95% of everyone I've ever seen brag about making money on Chinese bullshit

>>57632474
He posted it in a “i May be down some but i bet im still richer than y’all” kinda way. So either hes the hater or he’s just doing it to bolster his own ego. Either way ngmi

>>57632498
Jannies are like Steam mods. They'll randomly ban anime shit abd let other anime shit go.

>>57632409
>-0.34%
>YTD: +1.79%

Overslept like a lazy asshole and took an unnecessary loss on my PLTR calls.

That does it, I'm setting an alarm for the future.

>>57632539
Bro if you make it to 10 million. Come holler at me. And maybe you can end up with generational wealth

true wealth are the friends we made along the way.

i'm broke

>>57632498 >>57632560 i deleted it myself because I did not mean to upload that image to that post. I've nuked my attention span over the last 2 months and am making all kinds of rookie mistakes now.

>>57631895
damn he bought it yesterday. he could have sold it this morning for 4x but got greedy

>>57632576
What did you do?

>>57631820
I wonder what Ron Jeremy’s life is like now. Supposedly he has terrible dementia. I wonder if his job was fun, or if he just got numb to it after a while.

>>57632570
>posting pictures from discount mountain lodge in flyover state.

cope harder anon

>>57631895
HORY
SHET

>>57632555
checked. Surely the Chinese would never scam anyone out of their hard earned money

>>57632539
Like a fucking nigger walking up to the craps table with a 20$ bill Yea it’s a lot for a nigger oOOoOOoo

>>57632582
exclusively buy outright calls and puts

>>57632586
Discount. 5 million. I mean it was on a discount tho. Prbly worth 7.5 when you factor in the second house on it

Damn SOXL bros well never see $45 again

Why are people talking about HALO all of a sudden? I've held it for a while and it is my largest bag. They seem on the road to being steady with all their patents and licensing payments but their annual report indicated they were focusing on the 5 year plan. I wasn't expecting anything exciting to happen to it this year so why is there buzz now?

>>57632611
We're going to see $45 next week

>>57632557
I would rather see people post their portfolio values rather meaningless percentages.

>>57632602
imagine posting shit-tier 240p res picture claiming to own a 7.5mm parcel and crying over pictures of other people's portfolios on the interwebz. literal cope, anon

>>57632611
My SSG position is already up 2.5%

>>57632629
>humble brag
Nigger

>>57632624
we're gonna see SPY $450 next week

>>57632629
*rather than

>>57632586

>Wanting to live in a box surrounded by minorities instead of in the middle of nature as God intended.

NGMI

>>57632409
1.11%

>>57632651
lol try again champ

>>57632648
Lmao, you're just an insecure poorfag.

>>57632651
>-10% in 4 trading days
god i fucking hope so

>>57632629
Only poors do that because the algos will read our positions and start shorting them. That's why there's the forbidden ticker only my son Jack knows about.

Ugh

>order product
>check status of product order 10 days later wondering what happened
>customer service whore tells me I'm 'being rude' and that they won't provide the service they were already not providing anyway
>refund my money for the product they never sent me anyway
>check customer reviews
>1/4 of them are just people saying their service is bad and the customer service seethingly replying it's actually the customer that's wrong
>immediately place order with their rival
Do badly run businesses deserve to die? Also I am so fucking done with millennial white women.

>>57632510
Stop looking at charts and start looking at fundamentals. What they make, what they're earning, PE and PEG ratios, the performance of the stock over the past few years. Here's one of my favorites -- I just dumped some of the cash generated by my SMCI stop order into it. See that nice healthy PE? See the nice steady appreciation over time? This isn't hard, anon.

>>57632444
Actually, I sold everything I had and recouped my losses by just buying a 20x leverage stake in S&P 500, thankfully it paid off and now I´m in a good mood to dig for stocks.

>>57632460
>being this jelly

lol, lmao even

>>57632602
>Discount. 5 million. I mean it was on a discount tho. Prbly worth 7.5 when you factor in the second house on it
Kek, based.

>>57631895
I have never been happier to be a retarded boglehead buying VT and BNDW than when I see shit like this. I can't imagine walking into a casino and slapping down my life savings on a fucking gamble.

>>57632570
why would you take a screenshot of a picture on your phone?

>>57632683
gross. pave it and build a strip mall.

>>57632714
Shakeouts and it has booked flight to the moon.

>>57632684
No, we need to give them money to keep unemployment low and keep America as the land of opportunities.

>>57631851
DOUBLE
TOP

>>57632555
>if you short china then you will get scammed when china dumps

???

>>57632033
In the radioactive wastes of tokyo I will take the badly burned, homeless migo-shan and pump her full of semen.

>>57632738
I know right. Sometimes I feel a little dangerous and buy VOO because I've already maxed my IRA.

>>57632409
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/x8TA41jL/?symbol=NASDAQ%3ATRUP
my short squeeze strat testing blew up in my face from a single insane gap down, even with a stop loss when it was -8% from where I bought
my actual portfolio is down .94%
I'm going to backtest shorting stuff mid squeeze when it gaps down like this, because holy fuck I could have made 2x what my sell price was by doing that.

>>57632784
Once my bonus comes in my roth ira will be maxed. Then it's back to my tax account

>>57632131
Can confirm, having 10 million spics and jeets dumped on you per year and all your money taken away and given to illegals and niggers really doesn't make you eager to fight for your plot of shit.

Per their own laws (picrel) all politicians should currently be in prison. The social contract is broken. All laws of the land should be considered null and void. Kill and rape everything in sight.

>bagholders clinging to their SMCI shares over the next few months as the price slowly dwindles down to double digits then selling the bottom just in time for the next megapump

>>57632774
Lol no chance. The old highs were broken.

>>57631820
Imagine being white and kneeling before these people, offering all your foreskin For financial reasons

>>57632827
double digits?

>>57631889
Juggalos always win, ha-ha!

Anyone have the full cancel all orders copypasta?

>>57632683
I lived in the mountains for 4 years and it was absolutely the worst shit ever. All my rich fag neighbors literally spent maybe 2 months a year there just to watch the leaves turn colors and then fucked off somewhere else the rest of the year because it was total fucking garbage living in inhospitable places that just piss rain or 2 feet of snow 70% of the year to the point the highways would be shut down.

Weird people have the strangest flexs
>my life is incredibly easy
>so i am going to spend a ton of money to pretend like it is hard
>soft hands
>pay someone to show you where to shoot big game
>pay someone else to clean and mount it for you
>muh manly life

>>57632827
holo bros stay winning

WOOHOO
my SSG SEMIS SHORT just poomped some more in the AH

>>57632869
i love living in the mountains way more than i did suburban hellscapes but you do you. Probably you're the type to cry if they don't see anyone for 3 days and became suicidal during lockdowns.

>>57631820
What happened to the good looking kid from Terminator 2?

>>57632889
>lockdowns

I didnt get the vax and went to vegas and fucked whores during the pandemic while collecting unemployment

>>57632898
>t.

AH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57632837
The second peak doesn't have to be smaller than the previous peak, it can be bigger. All that matters is that the market hit the same range twice and was rejected twice in the last two weeks. Now, in two weeks, we go down for two weeks.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>57632889
This, I was way out in the boonies during all the COVID and NIGGER riots and it sure was nice. Being around people is for NIGGERS, FAGS, and WOMEN.

>>57632869
I feel like I'd get out and do more if I lived inna woods. As it stands I'm in the middle of a million+ population city and I probably leave the house once every two weeks it sucks so bad. Nothing but shitty people and ugly concrete and asphalt. I absolutely hate it and can't wait to Make It so I can buy a cabin in the smokies, load it up with supplies, and never return to civilization

>>57632915
So what does that mean for stocks?

Two more trailing stop losses triggered today
Was Monday the top?

>>57632906
I went to mexico for cave diving. Weirdest thing about it was somewhere along the way media told them it could be spread through foot traffic, so they made you step on a bleach mat before entering places.

>>57632929
No one knows.

>>57632924
I like being around people, but I'm a little extroverted and not a social reject like most of you.

DOUBLE TOP
ON
THE MOST GARGANTUAN DOUBLE TOP
IN
ALL
MARKET
HISTORY

lmao Adobe is hiring their own shills now

>>57632946

>>57632138
Stupid baggot, that´s how you get AIDS.

>>57632946
I like being around very select people but not randos and city niggerfaggots.

>>57632927
>muh inna woods

yeah man until its -30 degrees windchill and your heating bill is like $1200/month and you literally just stay shutin for months waiting for your shitty gravel road to thaw some. shits fucking. rich people blowing their cash on abandoned mountain homes is an absolute larp where they just piss money into a fire to pretend like they are "self made men" or "salt of the earth types" despite just being born into nepotism that is impossible to fuck up 99% of the time and having done no actual work their entire life

>>57632869
kek meme pic. he didn't carry his luggage himself tho

>>57632389
Women will also say that you bought a 200k car because you have tiny dick.

>>57632975
>heating bill is like $1200/month
WAT? Just throw some wood on the fire.

>>57632961
is the big one finally here?
good, i was getting bored

>>57632974
Well I don't like being around niggers either, but how can you possible make new friends with out being around randos?

Finally got a job offer for 85k remote job after being unemployed for months. Just wanted to share with my /smg/ frens. i can start to buy the dip now.

>>57632982
this, splitting firewood is therapeutic too. I keep a reasonable pile of pre-split into quarters logs ready to go at all times.

>>57632982
>bro just heat your 5 bedroom mountain home with some wood for 6 months

are you fucking retarded? even if you have a fire going the entire fucking house is so cold the fucking pipes will explode

>>57632990
You just meet folks at
THA FISHIN' HOLE

>>57632919
yay!

>>57632990
>but how can you possible make new friends with out being around randos?
https://chub.ai/

>>57633000
>getting trips being this queer

>>57633000
>having some dumb ass mountain mcmansion
well no wonder it's expensive, retard.

>>57633000
heh reminds of this time I was driving up in the mountains to a ski resort and this dudes water main or something must have burst cause it was like a fucking gnarly looking ice sculpture like twice the size of his house.

>>57632994
GJ
Unfortunately it's going to be a pretty big dip

>>57633000
This bitch has no idea how to heat a house with wood

>>57632994
kick ass, BLESSED

>>57632927
that's how i am, when i moved it sucked. being able to walk somewhere undeveloped is awesome, even after the novelty of not knowing your surrounding topography wears off

>>57633027
the nigger literally posted a mcmansion and most of those houses in the mountains are either empty mcmansions rich fucks use for 3 weeks a year or literally fucking hobo shacks with meth addicts recycling beer cans and scamming unemployment to get by between raping their sister after drinking tainted moonshine. the mountains are gay as fuck

>>57633024
>person that has never lived inna woods glamorizing inna woods

many such cases

Bullbros this crabing made me sick. i want some copium..what's your bull thesis rn?

>>57632994
noice

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57633035
>>57633043
ty frens. ive been stressed lately over getting rejected so much.

>>57633032
pic related is the closest thing I can find that kinda resembles what it looked like, except it was literally at least 1.5 times the size of his house.

>>57633047
>bull thesis rn

If you depend on market sentiment to make money then you are NGMI

>>57633059
this shit is so common unless you are spending fucking thousands a month on natural gas to heat a house that no one even wants to live in for most of the year

>>57633056
AI was a meme all along

>>57633045

dunno where you were probably some west virginia hell hole but there's fantastic places to live in or around mountains. Check out New Jersey (Highland Lakes) or Vermont sometime.

Mother fucker I wanted my MPW calls assigned so I could start working puts Monday

For the low price of 750 dollars you too can be 1/2,468,000,000th owner of Nvidiocards

>>57632994
I'm very proud of you, anon

>>57633072
>go somewhere nice like New Jersey

lmao

>>57633047
There's literally no bear case, that's the bull case. Huge companies are making shit tons of money with no sign of stopping. All while rates are apparently catastrophically high. Bears are utterly desperate for any crumb of news that they can twist negatively, which is why we see people saying it's time to sell after a completely boring CPI and PPI. I'm not a permabull but bears just have nothing right now and anything bearish enough to cause a sustained selloff will be unpredictable anyway.

>>57632690
>Above 15 P/E
That's above the historical trend anon.
However, that is good advice about fundamentals you're giving.

>>57632975
>Whore
>Based take
A broken clock is right 2x a day

>>57633081
unironically yes, most of the state being a dumpster doesn't mean all of it is.

>>57632990
Baggie, you are the strangest. Are you down on your plays?

>>57633056
C'est fini.

>>57632664
God intended you to live in the middle of nature IN AFRICA.

>>57633095
>There's literally no bear case, that's the bull case

>>57633095
why does anyone want to short this market? we just have productivity boost from AI and a huge wealth is created.

>>57633047
We've been in a shadow recession for the last 2 years.

>>57633053
>>57633079
ty anons.

>>57633010
Was Cybersix a man or a woman? I never quite understood it, it gave me weird sexual confusion as a youngin

>>57633095
>There's literally no bear case
All the debt needing to be refinanced or created at higher rates is the bear case.
The average US consumer is up to their eyeballs in debt, never mind businesses.

Once it starts, it becomes a feedback loop

>>57633110
yeah man i can make racist images on the internet now productivity is like 200x higher

>>57633045
NIGGER, I have lived where I had to hike over an hour to get to a mountain top with cell signal any time I wanted to make COONTAK with "society".

>>57632994
That's fuckin sick. In a nice way :)

>>57633110
They shorted all of 2022 and got greedy, then Big Money tweaked their nipples SO hard and they want to make their losses from 2023 back.

>>57633119
Not true. Serious debt delinquencies are still at or even below historical averages.

>>57633110
>>57633120

OH SHIT I CAN MAKE FUNNY PICTURES WITH AI FUCKING EFFICIENCY AND PRODUCTIVITY IS OFF THE CHARTS

>>57633110
Because inflation, clearly, is still a factor, if only for the next two weeks. Considering we just got two weeks of data. So I'd say, wait two weeks. After that, wait two weeks. There'll be another data. Then, why don't you just wait more two weeks.

>>57633095
GDI, yield curve, hours worked, household survey, PMIs, earnings growth subsidized by deficit past 3 years which is now political kryptonite, buffet indicator, retail sales + revisions, housing market, rate hikes don't take effect overnight brother

>>57632869
Moved to the mountains recently and I love it but I'm also an anti-social autist that likes hiking and camping, and it's one of the more densely populated part of the smokeys so I can still go buy tendies pretty easily. There's actually a fast food place specializing in tendies near me, it's great.

>>57633110
>something that will put the majority of modern faggots out of work is "huge wealth creation"

>>57632690
Sure, I try to get all those fundamentals. But as I asked in the other thread, suppose if you had three of these, why would you use them to buy MSFT or AAPL rather than companies with a market cap around the value of all its assets, including inventory, cash piles, and further taking into consideration its earnings and the percentage of that which is retained as revenues, recent growth prospects and it´s CEO´s philosophy and it´s impact on the company?

>>57633158
>AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

>>57633119
https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/chargeoff/delallsa.htm
US Delinquency Rates is still pretty low and borrowers are still healthy.

>>57633173
I FEEL SOOOO A
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
GONNNNNA END UP BIG OLE PILE OF THEM
BONES

>>57633161
Christ man got any more data cocks to suckle on?

>>57633175
Bears hate to see data like that watch out

>>57633175
Uh oh stinky

im gonna get so high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPQDbbgA1Y&

>>57633167
>modern faggots out of work i
this is how to boost productivity when total demands can increases too much due to population size.

>>57633189
>defaulted
ESL garbage and the stats make no sense either. Jeet FUD as usual.
I'm a bear btw but this is a shit argument

>>57633189
Hahahahahahaha imagine believing ANYTHING a person working at a car dealership says. LMFAO what a fucking imbecile

SMCI bros I'm thinking we're back

>>57633056
TOTAL
SILICON
VALLEY
DEATH

>>57633175
notice how it doesn't start going higher until everyone gets laid off?

>>57633189
>Look at this anecdotal evidence.
>Two more weeks.

>>57633056
amd sucks, it always did
go nvidia

>>57633187
got anymore cheeeeaaeeeap tech stocks you wanna DCA at ATH?

>>57633189
funny thing is that guy lives in germany

>>57633232
Naw I DCA'd from October 22 through last year, now I'm gonna watch it grow.

>>57633217
Hmm I wonder how many people got laid off because their job literally got replaced by an emerging technology....

>>57633214
>... 'e bought back in?

>Getting a little bit of chicken fry, cold beer on a Friday night, pair of jeans that fit just right with your AI Broker GF

>>57633286
I already blew my chicken fried budget last week!

>>57633102
D’accord

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/just-in-goldman-sachs-raises-sp-500-price-target-3306743
bears are toasted.

>>57633329
>>57633329

>>57633056
wtf was that drop kek, it's already up to 174

>>57631859
its a basedbean based economy

>>57632859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

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