/biz/ - Business & Finance

soun just jumped wtf

IS THAT LE HECKIN STAUHVEIN MEME?!? SAY THE LINE BART

>>57630454
WHY'D YOU BUY THE TOP STAYVUN

I hope the market makers pumping this market get raped by a pack of niggers.

Your home is a liability
This is financial advice

>>57630486
TO HAVE

>>57630472
>SoundHound AI, Inc. (Nasdaq: SOUN), a global leader in voice artificial intelligence, today announced that it will report its 2023 fourth quarter and full year financial results on Thursday, February 29, 2024 after market close. The company will host a conference call and webcast to review the results on the same day.

degenerate gamblers

Reminder for everybody in current market conditions:

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 2.89%
>CCJ: 0.31%
>/HE: -0.06%
>FXI: 1.92%
>MAGS: -0.27%
>MARA: 1.52%
>NVDA: 1.72%
>SMCI: -10.56%
>TMF: -2.28%
>XXXX: 0.09%

How many are (You) beating?

Ahem. We need SMCI at 1100 end of day.

>nobody notices google dumping again
shit company, easy short to sub 1 trilly marketcap

>>57630480
How many times are you gonna post cringe, Stuhvun? The sneedposting is never gonna stop. You know that

OIL
I
L

back up over $78

>>57630489
With all possible std's included, along with some new ones for added measure.

>>57630501
Yes, but NVDA invested in it so you can't lose. That's rock solid technical, fundamental, and cyclical analysis.

TLT bros i don't feel so good

We're riding with Biden to new ATH's every week baby

>>57630501
>after market close

>>57630514

>>57630514
>You know that
[Inhales] AHAHAHA I DONT KNOW

Who bought the SCMI top? LOL

>>57630505
6 of them, currently.

>>57630501
It's a solid company. I might buy more shares.

>-1.83%
If I apologize to thed Antichrist, will he save my stocks?

>>57630521
>TLT bros i don't feel so good
Just buy the dip, bro

>>57630539
It hurts

Why didn’t I buy more Chevron at 142 :(

>Bloomberg Economics

>@economics
>Atlanta Fed President Raphael Bostic says he supports beginning interest-rate cuts this summer, though more favorable inflation data could warrant an earlier start

Are they joking? All this data-dependent bullshit, is just talk. They have a fixed plan.

>>57630537
no more comfy threads

>>57630290
SABR
CAR

I just sold my first covered call for 1$ :-) free money bros

>>57630514
SAY THE FUCKING LINE BART

The more money I make and the more financially secure I am, the less I care or find joy in this entire hobby. I have unironically thought about selling it all and donating it to some cause I like and running it back.

>Anon. You know Dividends aren't actually free money right? Yes I know the ETF pays monthly Dividends but you are losing money on the value of the stock everytime they pay out a dividend you are just paying yourself your own money. Okay let me explain with tendies...

>HALO

>>57630582
Can you donate the money to me as a
>Cause I like you?

>>57630521
>>57630563
dees niggas investing in yellenbonds lmaooooo

>Crabbing until NVDA earnings

>>57630581
Post folio

>>57630578
>SABR
Won't we have AI travel agents in like a year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6Kp7q5tbA

>>57630605
the tremendous downside if even a single piece of expected data is down .01%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79u5Lj2IytM

>>57630511
>google dumping again
it's pissing off its employees, too

>>57630584
I like to use the dividends to gamble on growth stocks

NNOX finally dumping wew lads I was getting kinda nervous

>>57630627
Forgot to say, could you imagine mowing down thousands of nigger tribesmen with a maxim gun in the 1800s?

>>57630454
I dont know,.....

>>57630584
I'm listening

>>57630628
>pissing off
yeah they are so angry they are an hero'ng

>>57630573
They lost the fight

>>57630609
SAY *chair creaks* THE *chair creaks* LINE *chair creaks*

>>57630637
Ah you're a smart boy I'm glad.

Welp. I paid $300 to learn I should have written puts instead of buying calls.

I knew I should have shorted GOOG instead of AAPL

Absolutely CALLED IT so far.

>>57630670

crab day

>>57630454
If they don´t believe in the virginity of Mary, they are heretics.

>>57630684
FORGOT
REF
>>57628104

>>57630626
That's part of being extremely overvalued

>>57630699
The retard strength on NVDA. Truly fascinating. It will be a glorious day when other chippy makers start churning out their own AI shit.

>>57630708
Just got a 30DTE 500$ put on NVDA. Some people play the lottery, I just inverse /smg/

>>57630748
It's mainly Baggie you're supposed to inverse

>>57630748
little early imo we’re going to run at least until NVDA eating and probably until march fomc

>>57630546
>negative 8 p/e
>has AI in its name so +100% this month'

no amount of training would ever prepare me for how gay and retarded this market is

>>57630454
soft landing has been achieved and we are in goldilocks. thanks joe.

it is over for me

>>57630270
just congregate correctly. its a self solving problem. there is but one source of civilizaiton.

>>57630774
https://web.archive.org/web/20130216132858/http://www.cantrip.org/stupidity.html

welcome to advanced economics.

>>57630666
>jews bombing arabs
>us bombing arabs
>ukranians bombing russians
>why is gas getting more expensive
>why did the fed do this

>>57630804
>just congregate correctly.
This is illegal. There is no freedom of association in the US.

>GOOG +1.69 YTD
>makes up 8% of my ETF's holdings
hmmmm

Uh oh Tesla bros. Stinkyyyy

>folio at -0.01%
HELP

>>57630808
>let’s see if we can bait any of these retards to rotate into commodities

>>57630756
>>57630748
Okay Baggie is irrelevant unless he is going heavy on a position.
>If /smg/ and CNBC are in alignment inverse /smg/
>If /smg/ and CNBC are out of sync inverse CNBC unless
>Jim Cramer is inline with /smg/ inverse Jim always
>leading indicators should be based on YouTube Finance Reaction Channels extreme bullishness is a top signal while extreme Bearishness is a Bottom signal
>when /smg/ is talking about Mutant Fish it is a good time to reevaluate your portfolio
>SOXL/SOXS posters are good ways to monitor the health if the market when /smg/ becomes SOXL general that is an early indicator of a market correction
>Bobo and Mumu posters are irrelevant if Snibs becomes the main character of /smg/ it is a strong buying opportunity and markets are stable

>things breddy calm around here
>3 day weekend
>jews
BOUGHTED
a little
UVXY

>>57630810
if there is no liberty. You need simply acquire power.
https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/rights/

>>57630521
4.60% 10yr bro. that's the slurp

Shorting INTC every pump is a free money glitch

Puts getting boughted

>>57630846
>i bought a thing to hold long that is mathematically designed to go to zero
>that will teach those jews

vix is literally a jewish scam

new bottom for smci
its over bros

>>57630875
Good. Market will pump as they expire worthless.

I'm really sad I sold my oil for measly profits.

>>57630876
Uh oh. Long the vix signal

time to sell

anyone know where zuck lives? my 1wte puts are. worth... less than they were and i need a catalyst

>1 retarded stock controls the entire market
i didn't think the stock market could get any more jewish

this is the best i got buddy

>>57630923
>>1 retarded stock controls the entire market
PLTR should not be this powerful

>STAYVUN DAMIT
>WHATAYA MEAN LOVE ME? YOU ONE OF THOSE HOMOSEX?
>I don't know
>STAYVUN
>YOU CANT PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS I AM A GROWN MAN YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT
>I don't know
>WHY DIDJA BREAK MY HEART STAYVUN
>to have

oh man, i was just fueling up next to this hottie off duty female police officer, and when i took the left to leave the gas station this car pulled out of this package store across the street that was in the blind spot created by the part of the car that holds the wind shield in, so i drove like 10 yards into on coming traffic and pulled into this dunkin donut drive through, the off duty cop was behind me and saw the whole thing, but couldn't pull me over or do anything because she was just a woman in her civilian vehicle.

MSFT owes me lewd images of AI women

>>57630922
>1wte
Ngmi

>>57630944
>I drive like a nigger but fuck da police
>trip
Pottery

>>57630944

krispy kreme is better. dunkin donuts is the worst of the worst goyslop

>>57630963
>Pottery
vased

>>57630946
MSFT has a weekly biggest drop since Oct 23.

>>57630963
a nigger would have stepped on it into oncomming traffic and tried to cut in front of the car that pulled out, i did what i thought was best to avoid an accident once i saw him

Why did the dumbass SMCI CEO have to say "we are not perfect at accounting" during the Bloomgoy interview? Big investors don't want their egg cracked over fucking accounting irregularities. SMCI will be $600 by the end of next week. Cap this

>>57630944
>part of the car that holds the wind shield in
the A pillar

>>57630881
>make 'im sink zis is ze bottom, zen dump it again

>>57630987
yeah, and the car was the same color as my interior too, like i totally didn't see him waiting to pull out.

Waste Management more like based management
(Cigna is also based)
Cisco is that lovable retard

>>57630876
Yet somehow I keep buying it at one price and selling it at a higher price, over and over again.
SO
WEIRD

>>57630984
>a nigger would have
Been you. Because that's what you are. A nigger

>>57630996
ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING DUMPING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

just closed my SMCI positions
fuck this gay earth

>>57631034
post damage

Monday i a holiday ?

>>57631013
>bro its easy to predict volatility

>>57631034
bro no...

Anons, if by buying shares you are essentially buying a parcel of the company, then say, it has a market cap of 2 B, and it has assets of 1.98 B and a further 200 M in yearly revenue. Considering that you are buying for its current value and future profits, would that be a good buy, no?

>>57631039
I was already in with 4 shares at $425
bought 1 share this morning at $885

>>57631053
are you under the impression that market cap is assets + revenue?

>>57630673
On the same boat, friend. Bought an NVDA call at open only for it to slash half in value.
We'll make it back.

>>57631053
does it make bitcoins, have a jewish CEO or have something vaguely related with AI or buzzwords like quantum computing? thats the only thing that matters anon.

>>57631043
>>57631013

>tfw sitting on NVDA 1460 calls

This week was a week of beclowing myself. Beheemed even. Godfather I dont what to do

SOUN is pretty cool. I know we've had voice activation for a while but never at the speed and accuracy as with language models.

Considering California wants $50/hr minimum wage raises, this sounds bullish for food companies looking to fire the McWorkers.

>>57631062
No, but I'm under the impression that companies like NVDA might have shitloads of profit and a huge increase in revenue, but they aren't worth more than others that generate higher revenues or have a total sum of cash reserves and physical assets higher than NVDA would generate in a decade.

>>57631073
Yeah, Im in this for the long run, I don´t want to YOLO my money and hypes

>>57631093
>fire mcworkers
>suddenly there are less mccustomers
>revenue takes a nosedive
>???
>PROFIT

>>57631101
Just raise the price of Big Macs again

>>57631033
have you sold?

>>57631093
>its cheaper to pay $200,000 for a computer some nigger is going to spill soda on and vandalize within the first week instead of paying my employees $40 more a week

boomer logic is strange as fuck... just obese midwits circle jerking each other about their supposed "value" to society with their pretend make work jobs. I really think its the diabeetus rotting their brains that makes them invest in this stupid tech shit.

>>57631130
I DONT KNOW. And to answer your followup, TO HAVE

>>57631101
reduce production output and maintain price.

>>57631130
still coping, i dont wanna walk out emptyhanded

>>57631126
>Double digit Big Mac prices are here

>>57631139
It doesn't matter there is plenty of work. Automation just frees up labor to fill other gaps. Automate the fast food. Automate the grocery store. Other industries like construction are dieing for labor

>>57631139
these asians really know how to build computer. You don't you're paid minimum wage.

>>57631154
reducing output would reduce their economies of scale thus increasing their expenses
they need to increase output so high that it's so cheap to make one they can afford to sell them for less than a buck

AHHHHH SELL REDDIT THIS THE BIG ONE SELL SELL SELL

You ever wonder what its like to have a million dollars and never work again? What about a billion?

Its like living a whole new world, they live on another planet, on another plane of existence than people who work.

"Working" is like a pleb tier activity, like no millionaire/billionaire "works" right? They just talk on podcasts, sleep with 23 year old supermodels on yachts and spend $10,000 on luxury fine dining.

And here I am sitting in an office, making $40 an hour.

>>57631164
the automation is more expensive than the labor but fat boomers spitefully try to force automation to prove that they are better than mcwagies. they suicide bomb their own companies out of spite while tech trannies make millions telling boomers their 5 hour software job was worth the $1m "investment" so they can really stick it to those wagies and meanwhile the new machines are just constantly broken and cost 50x a wagies salary.

its total idiocracy

I swear to God, if we end the day green, I'm going to hire the hottest hooker I can find and fart into her mouth while she's rimming my reeking asshole

>>57631101
>there are less mccustomers
>Introducing the McRoach

You vill eat ze bugs und zo vill be McLovin' it

what exactly does super micro computer inc produce?

tsla why

>>57631207
Wealth

Some of you guys are alright

Buy ENVX for earnings

>>57631158
>>57631152
>make 'im sink its a reversal, zen resume ze dump

>>57631194
Yes this why depression is a meme. Anyone forced to work in ANY, yes im looking at college fags too, field or profession should be depressed out of their minds and thus do everything in their power to escape it. Any other take is utterly deluded

>>57631207
Anon, you're asking that... how much money do you have riding on SMCI?

NVDA weeklies ahead of earnings have to be the easiest money maker in recent memory.
ps I HATE THIS NEW CAPTCHA SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL JUST LET ME POST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57631194
Some people only make $1 each day. Count yourself lucky to be an american and stop making questions.

>>57631194
>like no millionaire/billionaire "works" right?
i work 1-2 days/week

>sleep with 23 year old supermodels
haven't had sex in 10 years

Boughted a little DUG

>>57631172
I was talking about how to maintain profit for a company in this environment.


Reduce production output -> they need less works -> you can check average working per week is in panic level.

Maintain or even hike price ->
1. the companies have pricing power like Walmart
2. the companies are monopoly like CVX

we are in stagflation right until government stops spending.

>>57631223
was that you became rich? by not having sex?

>>57631218
I used to be a ski patrol guy and throw dynamite off ridges to make avalanches. That was great work and fun. Then i had a retarded kid and had to get a big boy job

A-Ahem. SMCI. 1100. Now.

>>57631195
>the automation is more expensive than the labor
No it's not. A $20/hr 40hr per week register operator requires $3200 a month to keep paid. You can just fire the McNigger and install a single $1000 ez-swipe talking shitbox with a $100 monthly internet+electricity+services bill.

>>57631223
>disregard women
>acquire currency

>zhe sold
Pamp id

>>57631244
lol baggie

>>57631213
To have. Get it???

>>57631247
>mcwagie is making $20
>mcwagie is getting 40/hr a week
>the talking shitbox is $1000

0/3

>>57631216
fuck you I bought a bag

NVDA is a scam

>>57631248
Based. I'd say disregard needy females.

SMCI about to death cross

>>57631242
nothing showed up on the scans?

>>57631194
The difference between someone with a net worth in the tens of million dollar and a wagie is exactly the same as the difference between a free citizen and a slave in the Roman and Greek sense. They are the politicians, the artists, the creators, the contributors to the development of human civilization. Wagies, consumers and voters are just cogs in the machine that allow them to produce their contribution

>>57631261
Can these boxes even understand ebonics?

>>57631269
Hang tight friend, it will go 20% after earnings

>>57631195
Relax, we’re just going to pass 50 more semiconductor bills.

>>57631261
Alexa pull up California's FAST Recovery Act which passed last year.

>>57631277
>>57631248

my valentimes date gave me two thoughtful gifts, cooked food for me and packed a bunch of leftovers to take when I left and all i did was buy her $20 worth of flowers at the grocery store. net positive financial exchange exchange + lets me cum in her throat.

sorry you guys are cucks/paypigs or whatever.

>>57631093
bayer is going bust and will take agrochemical knowledge with them. Mcdonalds will hit a hard ceiling and will probably be first well known SPEE500 to go down the shitter along with the dollar. Just wait until south africa turns into a rogue state and islamic terrorism moves in and starts targeting shipping lanes around the cape. Mcdonalds will start closing franchises next decade. Next bear market will be caused by mcdonalds.

>>57631216
>CEO: Raj Talluri
Shan't

>>57631286
you better be right

>>57631274
Sam Altman (curse upon that sister fucker) is set on to start his own semi venture. The jew had enough of that chink fleecing him.

>>57631221
Given what just happened to their little brother, I don't think there's much room for breezy optimism. They could come out with great earnings but if they aren't great ENOUGH they'll drive off the same fucking cliff as SMCI just did.

>>57631298
>my valentimes date gave me two thoughtful gifts, cooked food for me and packed a bunch of leftovers to take when I left and all i did was buy her $20 worth of flowers at the grocery store. net positive financial exchange exchange
Based, that's what I'm talking about.

>>57631158
anon, you're supposed to buy where you think it's gonna bounce and if it doesn't work quickfast you get the fuck out and try for a better price. You're not supposed to baghold. What if SMCI opens Tuesday at 350

>>57631298
I'm married.

>>57631277
>>57631248
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

>>57631321
But are you a cuck/paypig or whatever?

Actually, I got autistic about it cause I noticed all the shitty details, did alot of tweaking and removed the creep self insert

when did zucc get so based? definite timeline switch signal

>>57631018
standing on the edge of a cliff when softbank dumps their 90% shares

>>57630673
Paper trading exists for a reason. If I took my current strat and just immediately ran with it I'd be somewhere like 2.5k down today.

>>57631328
Go drive into oncoming traffic in your midlife crisismobile Baggie

>>57631216
>jeet CEO

no thank you

BOUGHTED a little SSG

got 2k $ to invest, what tech stock to put in so I can forget about it for a year?

>>57630584
>cowtits
don't care. i will continue to invest in flat chests and dividends

Y’all are intending to listen in to the HALO earnings call aren’t you?

>>57630876
Why is the doorknob that high
WHY IS THE DOOR KNOB THAT HIGH

>>57631359
HOOD is a 3x and anyone that says otherwise is emotionally biased

>>57631359
I suggest Applied Materials. They have a nice healthy P/E ratio and just reported excellent earnings, and their past performance has been great.

>>57631328
Baggot stfu, just short China so I can make some money.

>>57631378
On Tuesday after the bell? Maybe https://ir.halozyme.com/news/news-details/2024/Halozyme-To-Report-Fourth-Quarter-and-Full-Year-2023-Financial-and-Operating-Results/default.aspx

>>57631353
Already did that once today, I'm thinking I'll pick up some of that Mountain Dew Baja Blast with the 5% alcohol.

>>57631395
WTF I thought it was today

I forgot the market was open today. Did the SMCI bros rope yet?

>>57631386
I made a quick 15% return off Applied Materials at the start of the year by just looking at fundies and then used some of the profit to start investing in educational material so I don't rely on getting lucky like that again. Also I bought a pizza. Feels pretty good.

Thoughts on QD?

>>57631435
They are busy bying every dip

>>57631437
Fucking based bro.

>>57631386
What do you think about ASML? It's far more mature and has double the P/E but a monopoly on the high end machines

>>57631433
They're squirrely. I think they faked out EarningsWhisper or something.

>>57631387
Buying YINN leaps.

I love women so much it's unreal (business & financially speaking).

GREEN DAY
BOBOS BTFO

You retarded bobos are making me so much money. Yes, continue to buy my puts, retards. Its not gonna dump. Itll never dump again.

>>57631464
Motherfucker!

>>57631457
They're a fine long-term hold. But the P/E is rich, as you said, and their estimated revenues are down from 7.8 billion last quarter to 6.4 this. Also, KLAC is kicking their and everybody's ass in high-end metrology equipment, which is like 10% of the total global semiconductor manufacturing market. I like them better, but I would; I already hold some, and it's up today.

TSLY bros..

I need to gamble on something for next week
Something other than NVDA

>>57631504
Buy SMCI then.

/ducks

Attention SMCI bagholders with cost bases above the current price, I want you to look very carefully at pic related. That's a daily chart of SMCI back to 2021. It's important you look at a fresh chart with no indicators, no meme lines, just price and volume. Get outside of your own head for a minute. Ask yourself a simple question. Would I buy this chart right now? Forget the hype, forget AI for a minute, forget whatever you read on wsb or here. Ask a simple question. Should I buy this chart right now? If the answer is yes then don't change a thing. But if you would not buy this chart at this very moment why are you holding bags?
You're welcome

>>57631504
Short fiverr. AI is going to make them obsolete.

>>57631504
>>57631395

>>57631504
WMT, HD, O
will certainly be interesting

Why is Adobe down? Because of Open AI's Sora?

>There are people, even in this thread, that bought Super Micro Computer COMPUTER above 1000

>>57631437
>used some of the profit to start investing in educational material
Every educational material you need is free

>>57631274
yeah AMD has dibs on the best AI out there (Open AI) so it's kinda foolish but let the market do its thing if it think open AI is garbage...

>>57631523
>You're welcome
Also this is earnings 2022. Now it is I think 3,66 billion. So 3x revenue, but 20x stockprice

Does anything work like vix or uvxy used to work ? This shit it pozzed garbage.

>>57631539
Yes.

>>57631546
>"COMPUTER" company kicks off this capitulation
>Even Cramer doesn't know what to think
It really is poetic, isn't it?

>no such thing as free lunch

I DID IT AGAIN AHHHH MY LUNCH IS FREE ALL WEEK

>>57631555
checked

>>57631557
Yes, if you want to make money, the best ticker is SVIX.

>>57631562
Based

>>57631504
Caesars Intuit and Blooming Brand are my picks

>>57631546
>be me
>get up bright and early and sell a little of this and that to free up enough money to buy 7 more shares SMCI, because I'm up 43% from late January and why not average in a little more
>watch as it zooms up near 1100 and update my stop order from 900 to 980 for the lot
>terminal meltdown begins a few minutes later
>learn that I am apparently the only life form on /biz/ to understand what a stop order is

Phew.

>>57631562
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>ESTA

>>57631547
I'm retarded and can't sit down and read things on a screen for a period longer than a few news articles without getting very distracted so I bought some books.
I also got a udemy subscription which so far I've mainly learned risk management from. Free materials aren't guaranteed to be wrong just like paid aren't guaranteed to be right, but I follow things a lot easier when it's structured like a course of some sort.

>>57631569
>>57631580

here are todays lottery tickets. i am 99% sure they are free lunch and you guys seem like good people so ill share my tendies with you

>>57631504
Short LCID going into earnings

>>57631595
>VALE
Based.

>>57631328
what I'd do is just like .. like ... ya know, ya know what i mean hah ha ah

>>57631562
>>57631577
What's a stop order?

>>57631562
Very nice. I also got myself free lunch and dinner for the week selling boil calls

>>57631577
People on /biz/ don't know what selling is they just want to hold high value forever

if we don't crash the close i think i'm gonna vomit

>>57631608
Sweet creeping Jesus.

this market makes no sense

>>57631608
>degen gamblers get heemed
You love to see it

actual final rendition, i've been addicted to ai slop and improving my nonexistent skills by fixing them

>>57631504
Buy MELI calls

>>57631595
>>57631606
This dude getting into iron ore! Level your mining up to 20, nigga!

>>57631608
>SMCI calls seemed risk averse
I don't think he knows what those words mean. How the hell do these people end up with day tradable margin accounts?

>>57631608
Lmfao. 70k lesson learned I assume.

>>57631608
KWAB

>>57631624
How so?

>>57631316
Can smci really open at 350 on tuesday

>>57631640
Im 78 mining can I get uranium yet?

XLU is about to dump again isn’t it?

>>57631641
Yeah buying calls on a parabolic retard pump stock is anything but risk averse, kek

>>57631608
top kek

SMELLY GIRL SOCKS

I'm trying not to get my hopes up, but I have a 5th and hopefully final interview next week and, if I were to get the job, it would be a much nicer cage.
Wish me luck, bros.

>>57631642
Still costs less than college at least.

mumubros... what is happening.

>>57631687
Things seemed risk-averse...

>>57631657
Jagex has never even heard of CCJ or uranium.

>>57630454

>>57631671
How about smelly AI girl socks? You have to imagine the smell

>>57631677
Im about to leave my cage forever anon. I hope you feel this free some day. Dont stress about the interview, convince yourself that youve already got the job, and the interview is just a formality. Thats what I do, and Ive gotten every job ive ever applied to.

>>57631608
I lost 60 dollars today on SOXS and that made me pretty sad. Could have been up 20 but was greedy. I guess it wasn't 70k, though. On the flip side, I'm sure there's someone out there who lost even more. Always a bigger fish.

>>57631677
Luck. And poise. And fair weather.

>>57631656
>Can smci really open at 350 on tuesday
*Can* it? Sure but that would be a bit extreme. The option market has a potential drop to the 600's priced in

>>57631620
yes...

>>57631608
Based. NVDA troons are next. The heeming will be out of this world

>>57631694
I have some small 0dte puts on nvdia and spy just a scalp. I like larping. I love this board.

>>57631659
Why can't we just win anon. XLU always just dumps outta nowhere

>>57631702
Congratulations on your freedom. Take a nice calming breath once you're out. You did it. Appreciate the suggestion, I'll try my best.
>>57631707
Thanks bro.

SPY bros AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>57631654
why is everything crashing now for example?

>>57631696
Tbh when I was young and player owned houses just came out, I was hoping theyd add power to the game in the form of nuclear generators and that we'd have to mine uranium to fuel them. Some max account convinced me it was going to happen. Never been so disappointed in my life.

Close the market now!

Guys, I just noticed my regional bank has a black person on the homepage now. Should I pull all my money out?
>>57631677
Good luck anon

>>57631701
>have to imagine the smell
We have the technology...

>>57631642
>lesson learned
doubt it

>>57630563

Hmm. Widgets are leaning towards sell but the volume indicator doesn't like it yet. Buying is weak but so is selling. I need bigger red volume or more clarification still.

>BREAKING: U.S. is deploying half of its aircraft carrier fleet around China's territorial waters

https://x.com/financelancelot/status/1758572805929443418

>>57631720
Buyers could not hold 5043 on /ES. Classic "look above and fail" setup.

>>57631718
NOOOOOO NOW IM ONLY UP 5% ON THE DAY HOW COULD JEWS DO THIS TO US

>>57631701
Women can still look good and attractive with weird teeth (catlike teeth, you know tilted a little etc) unlike a man that should have as orderly and straight teeth (but not unnaturally like picrel). But those are bad.

>>57631728
Why the hell would you have money in a bank and not a brokerage account? Most of them have ACH, just set up direct deposit and automatic bill pay for your credit card from there.

>>57631728
During black history month? No.

If they're still there in March? Run.

nvdia is gonna heem the market. We can't even handle nvdia crabbing. We had to print a gorillion calls to hold it up. buy quickly

>>57631677
Don't forget to look the interviewer in the eye and give him a firm handshake

Hold ARM over the weekend?

>>57631740
Nothing is going to happen. The US lacks the ability to fight a serious war.

>>57631739
>sell
Short. I'm already cash. Looking at shorts. Short shorts.

>>57631740
Holy shit its so fucking over. I am going to double my YANG call position to TWO (2) calls.

>>57631767
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Imagine dying in the chinese sea, knowing you do this for the Techtrannies

>>57631750
Mainly it's the direct deposit from my employer who uses the same bank so I see my paycheck instantly, but I also have a business account with them for my side hustle. I have been considering setting something like that up, though.

>>57631773
>implying Biden wouldn't sell out Taiwan in exchange for $25m kicked his way

Anon, do you know what year it is?

I took profits a week ago. Is this the top?

>>57631745
Aside from hands and feet it's the one thing dall-e seems to fuck up pretty frequently, at least in my case

>>57631767

>>57631794
Quite possibly, yes.

Hope you've bought puts while they're cheap and/or invested in high quality companies at cheap prices.

>>57631794
NQ need a rest.

>>57631740
Is that why we're dumping?

>>57631798
Beat the Houthis, then you can move up to the big leagues like China.

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>>57631820
>>57631820

The long end of the treasury yeild curve is obviously fucked but what are people feeling about the short end? I'm thinking about winding up my longer dated (6-8 months) securities.

>>57631713
Hmm it seems to have held the 200 and we have the 50 for now. Maybe it’s our time king
Pray to Jesus bro

>>57631816
-.33% is not dumping lmao

>>57631740
>>57631767
ZOMG WHAT ABOUT THE CHIPS???What about our AI futures. MY WAIFU

>>57631832
I trade on 5 second charts

>>57631833
>ZOMG WHAT ABOUT THE CHIPS
We have chips at home.

>>57631740
>only half
Bullish as hell. Clearly this shows how powerful the us navy is if they only need half to take on the only remote competitor.

>>57631043
Up 1.52% so far

>>57631807
Can't do puts in England (easily) but I am mostly invested in big US companies and want to buy more Adobe and Google now.

>>57631641
>>57631608
>up 50% every day is steady and risk adverse
kek these retards have it coming.

>>57631740
>U.S. is deploying almost half of its aircraft carrier fleet in the Western Pacific
>this year
It doesn't say "today" or "all at once". It says "this year".

They automatically closed my contract for me before market close. It’d be worth less if they’d waited. Hmmmm

>>57631608
Just imagine how easy it has been the past 15 years when retards like this made it.
Now ponder what went wrong that you didn't......

>>57631842
the only chips yts can make are potato chips and corn chips.