/biz/ - Business & Finance

Female natural gas

having a kid with a disability sucks bros.

Reminder that PPI, just like CPI, has fallen drastically since summer 2022 and anyone saying "inflation is rising" is a complete fucking retard. Anyone in the media telling you to buy puts is the one selling them to you.

Yall ready for a Friday of new ATH? Hope you bought SOXL and Nvidia

>>57628336
My parents seemed to handle me fine.

>>57628336
anyone having a kid deserves worse than death

>>57628336
This is the reason I am never having kids. Thanks for the warning anon - so many people think "Oh that'll never happen to me my kids will be normal". Statistics aren't so rosy.

>>57628336
Can't you just move to a liberal shit hole and get a government funded late term abortion up until the kid is 12?

>3x the revenue
>+20x the stock price

Was last bake already done? I feel like the toothpick still has batter on it niggers.

>>57628338
Its gonna dump/crab

This better be good. I need enough money to escape my wife and disabled kid.

>>57628348
>>57628355
>>57628356
some evil faggots itt

Bobos you beclown yourselves

Any good buys for today?

>>57628362
you should take care of them instead of escape them you piece of shit

>>57628336
What happened, anon?

>>57628337
Reminder you can't read graphs. C'mon post the
>flat CPI
graph

>>57628364
this is a stock market thread faggot, everyone here is evil by definition

Market closed for Biden day on Monday

>>57628364
This is /smg/. All we care about is money. We hate humanity.

>>57628370
you should be loading up on nvideo before earnings next week, any other play is being too cute with it

>>57628361
>crab
Prime scalp opportunity

>>57628386
One of my primary motivators for making money in the market is to be more charitable. We are not the same.

>>57628348
Only if they're brown.

>>57628376
I genuinely have no fucking idea how you look at that chart and come away bearish. You would have looked at it in early 2017, when it was literally higher than it is now, and been bearish then, right?

>>57628381
I’m a very good and moral person, but I do hold BX stocks…

>>57628364
>calls me evil for advocating access to free healthcare
you bible thumpers need to put down the pipe

>>57628345
THIS
H
I
S

>>57628389
>nvideo
nvdas earnings will decide what happens to q1. if they miss or say anything about slowing demand its gonna rip all the tech stocks.

>>57628405
Murdering babies is evil, yes.

Stop falling AMAT noooo

>>57628393
Why be charitable? This world is fundamentally unfair and cruel by design. Make as much as you can and keep it to yourself.

>>57628405
It isn't free if the rest of us have to pay for it you greedy nigger.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Ooooooooooohhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oooooooooooooooooohhmmmmmmmmmmm

Ooooooooooooohhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>57628399
Not the same situation

AAAAAANNNNNDDD THERE OFF!!!!

>>57628399
I've been bearish since 2015

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57628416
Get thee behind me, Satan.

>>57628426
holy based

>>57628427
Lol literally "this time it's different" hahahahahaha

>>57628430
How's it feel to be wrong for almost ten years?

>>57628413
It's not murder, it's called healthcare.

>>57628426
Its the opposite of Joever!

>>57628426
thanks

>>57628416
By design? Who's the designer?

>>57628381
In a functioning economy speculators provide a service by accurately pricing things (and if they're able to extract information from the world more efficiently than other speculators they're awarded with arbitrage) and investors absorb risk and allow massive ventures that would otherwise be impossible.
Provided you make your decisions with care and don't get greedy (which the market will naturally punish you for eventually) speculation and investing is amoral, even if you're using derivatives and margin.

>>57628410
They aren’t missing though, the only question is by how much they beat expectations.

>>57628336
If you genuinely can’t handle it give them up to a family member but don’t entirely abandon them

AT&T really is going out of business

>>57628393
>>57628436
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

DANI BURGER!

>>57628454
Naked shorts?

Shares that don't exist WTF

>>57628426
Based

>>57628426
To a good day ahead

>TSLA

$200 rejected

>>57628460
Good maybe I won't have to pay my bill this month

>>57628441
That's what Mumus say in regards to the yield curve.
I'm saying the PPI/CPI situation is not the same as in 2017 there was no HUGE mountain of PPI /CPI prior

>>57628465
People who hold naked short positions and their counter parties absorb an appropriate amount of risk.

>>57628426
based

dollar is bout to take off hmm.

Red Open? Good. I Schlurped Google yesterday and I'll fucking Schlurp it again. I'll Schlurp my whole nest egg away, I'll Schlurp and Schlurp and fuckin Schlurp again. You fucking cowards, I hope the market keeps declining. The fucking words faggots - Dollar Cost Averaging. I'm gonna Schlurp and Schlurp the red-hot coals of burning assets.

>>57628336
BOTH of my brothers sons are autistic, one might never be verbal... those kids are vaxx maxed with everything including all covid boosters
I didnt let my son get the MMR vax, my daughters got all vaxes, my kids are all smart and healthy
If you have a son dont let them take the MMR

SMCI just slurped a 5% dip like it was nothing

Energy and utilities are the most worthless sectors in the the entire market

>>57628337
this is a rate dumbass. You'd need to use area to compare them directly.

just use the index directly if you're trying to compare to the past

>>57628502
All I see is it's up sixty fucking dollars in the first few minutes. Phew.

>>57628504
Now now. Don't be like that or all the NATGAS & OIIIILLLLL fanatics will burn your house down.

ok seriously why has smci been pumping so much? are they 2nd to nvda in chip making for ai?

>>57628504
Apparently Dominion is delivering 200+ volt AC to 120 volt AC customers out here and it's frying things.

Hmmm what a totally normal price movement.

I lost so much potential profit on that AMAT dip before open, probably about $8k in 10 minutes. I know today its going to shoot up another 10%. Fuck this gay scam market.

>>57628457
yeah i dont think they will miss. im more thinking about forward guidance. if they say a slow down of demand could be bad. but i kinda dont think they will.

>>57628513
They build data centers. You know. The things popping up like toadstools. The things that need to be revamped for AI. Also, they operate hand in glove with Nvidia and their CEO's are best buds and lunch together because their HQ's are within easy driving distance. Buy some of one, you're getting a piece of the other.

>SPEE down
JEROME PRINT MORE WERE GONNA DIE

c3 ai has to be the worst stock in the market and that is exactly why it will pump above 50 on nvidia earnings

>>57628516
Shouldnt they like, have some sort of business activity that reflects thier stock price?
This is more absurd than Tesla's stock price, or even ROBLOX, which should obviously be shorted if you can stomach the finance charges for a year or two

>>57628410
dunno. soma looks pretty neat. Granted the sam altman guy just asked for a $7Trillion handout.

I've given up. This market doesn't respond to fundamentals any longer. Apparently buying the top of mania is a sound investment, so that's what i'll do and walk away.
Longing fagman and ignoring the data. Now it's just a game of chicken, I suppose.

my GXAI doin a lil sumthin

>SMCI
holy shit

>>57628345
>>57628355
This is something I always get nervous about too. My father's side of the family has a serious history of suicides, and a couple of them are violent too. I get very depressed if I don't exercise very consistently / live super healthy, and I'm just a weirdo in general. I definitely want to pass my shitty genes on - I'd love a family - but I'm always worried that the family fuckup genes could hit a male child extra hard.

>>57628345
>>57628375
>>57628355
I can't handle it mentally anymore. I can't go to any school or social events because everytime i see a 'normal' kid i get envious, i get depressed, i just want it all to stop. i think about suicide everyday and getting into stocks and other hobbies channeled energy away from that. but as they get older i just get more and more miserable. i feel everyday i am a complete failure for thinking my thoughts and its stressed my marriage. i can't believe this happened to me and i hate feeling selfish but i wish i never went this route.
>>57628356
you know quazar, i hate you but i thank you at the same time for giving me some relief all these years
>>57628459
this is the dilemma i am faced with every waking moment. i want to runaway, divorce, write a check and just abandon everyone. but my wife would fall apart more.
>>57628500
its incredibly worse than autism :(

i cant even pray for help, i just avoid reality as much as I can but it gets worth with every passing day.

My portfolio is nearly 30% LLAP+RKLB

Good market opening for me today

>>57628453
Doesn't matter who the designer is. Makes no difference if it came to be this way by chance or if "someone" made it this way. The world is simply cruel and unfair the way it is structured.

>>57628550
>everytime i see a 'normal' kid
Where do you go and see this? Last time I went outside I saw this couple dragging around a 5 year old wearing cat ear headphones who was practically glued to his ipad.
This is why I stopped going to places with people.

>>57628540

Yes, it is now (after COVID) just a shitcoin casino -- trying to timely dump on a greater fool

BILL HWANG IS LEVERAGED 50X ON SMCI

>>57628516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7gCsCm8A4

>>57628471
Not for long, faggio

>>57628504

>>57628545
Same reason here. My dad's literally bipolar and takes a lot of meds and is generally miserable. No way am I forcing that fate on my (potential) son or daughter.

>>57628543
WARNING: THIS SECURITY IS SUBJECT TO A TRADING HALT

>>57628550
Take responsibility for your actions (i.e. having a kid). Make that kid and your wife's lives as good as you can. You live for your family now.
Take the beatings that will come, stand it like a man, and give some back.

>>57628550
Also have you tried just smacking (obviously the goal is psychological, not actually injuring him) the kid when he misbehaves? That seems to do a lot to fix the problem.

>>57628510
The point is that the chosen metric doesn't fucking matter. If the PPI data, which I'm well fucking aware is a rate, is being used to feed a narrative that "inflation is going up" but the chart clearly shows that the rate of change is in line with or even lower than other PPI readings over the last decade, the "inflation is going up" narrative is bunk. Also I'm pretty sure the y-axis of your example is using "100" as what inflation levels were in 1982-1983 which is such a ridiculous, arbitrary baseline.

>>57628566
trust me, I dont know if it's like this with every parent with a disabled kid, but I would GLADLY trade places with that couple. i guess its all relative and I wouldnt wish my hell on anyone

>>57628516
>>57628579
I would have also accepted Freebird but Pikamee/Henya a cute.
https://youtube.com/shorts/KJUh9OjVbmY?si=VpNMF3JkkBNzOC0o

>>57628557
and yet it was designed to grow. Equality is stagnation is death. Exponential Growth requires Exponential Decay.

I regret I didn't buy more SMCI

>>57628550
>everytime i see a 'normal' kid i get envious
Perfectly normal, bro. I hope you find peace.
Getting another normal kid or adopting if your genes are fucked will help. I am sure of it.

Is it humane to keep a severely disabled person alive?
Im not talking about someone with downs syndrome or in a wheelchair here

>>57628550
Take it one day at a time. Don't think about what could have been. You have your son now and there is no going back. Your priority is to make his life as comfortable as you can. Accept it and try to find joy in the little things.

I don't know how much longer I can hold off bros. I keep seeing this ad and I want to see her butthole. They say I can see all her nudes for just $3.

*VRRRRRRRT*

>>57628578
Isn't he in prison or some shit?

>>57628607
no but it's funny

>>57628608
>>57628606
>>57628592
thanks bros.. didnt mean to derail you niggers. hope 2024 is good for you all

>>57628627
You too brother. Hang in there!

I did the sneedful and bought some Cover Corp shares.

>>57628440
>>57628446
>>57628450
>>57628468
>>57628470
>>57628480

>>57628617
you have to wonder what it would be like to spread her ass cheeks far apart, revealing her pink, hairless asshole, and then placing your nose on the rim of it and inhaling deeply.

Here come the SMCI circuit breaker

>bought smci at 1068
>now at 1017
Why does this keep happening

STOP THE DUMP

>>57628648
I bet it smells like orange peel, roses with a hint of sandal wood.

>>57628617
>They say I can see all her nudes for just $3.
If she's selling nudes then her nudes are worthless.

>tfw bought smci top again
nigger market, truly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8CVR_VGh58
looks like ENLV is outta gas, gonna fall for lil' bit
i need a bag of popcorn for SMCI minute chart

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

>he bought SMCI at $1073

>>57628655
Sorry can't NVDA is the market right now it will drag everything with it until the top.

>>57628663
higher for longer
market go lower

>>57628657
I'd say that's very likely, and very well imagined

ABANDON SHIP

>>57628658
>If she's selling nudes then her nudes are worthless.
actually according to the market and price set by her they're worth $3 retard

>>57628660
Me and you both. But give it time

>>57628660
Thank God I updated my stop order to sell at 990.

the msci rats are scattering holy kek

super micro computer moar like super micro price amirite?

Small pull back to back test support in conjunction with dxy pumping. May generate some fomo. Nice day. Ride the waves boys.

>>57628652
>chasing trends instead of patiently waiting on the NATGAS shoulder season to bottom sometime around April into June and then working the money bellows all summer

>>57628658
They are worth $3.

>>57628679
I can probably convince my nephew to buy a cup of potting soil for $20. That doesn't mean it's actually worth that.

>SMCI
this is why you always pout up stop losses, kids

498.61 is first target. 497 is next

S&P about to crack yesterday's low.

>>57628377
Priced in. When all the bad news are already priced in it's the bottom.

SMCI is killing the entire market. Fucking meme stocks.

>>57628685
IT'LL GO BACK UP SHUT UP

>>57628693
They are worth her having to pay me $100 to glance at them for a couple of seconds.

SMCI stoppie triggered and I realised a gain of $11.35 per share :)

>>57628618
9:47 AM EST
SMCI short sale entry price: $1056.30

Hope the algos don't squarsh our mini dump.

SMCI is old news HALO is the new hotness

>>57628627
Me and my wife left our child in the care of the state after trying to raise it for 7 years. Sometimes with disabilities you just have to give up

>>57628713
it probably should given the report today

SMCI will birth a whole new generation of baggies

>>57628542
is this what the late 90s were like?
t. zoomer

>>57628723

>>57628729
*HOLO

God Bless XOM

>>57628721
Nobody is going to do that.
Your glance is actually worthless.

>The odds of a hard landing and recession have decreased to 11%, per Bank of America's most recent survey.
So which is it

>>57628736
dotcom bubble was like if there was a new SMCI pump every week and that lasted for 6 months

NVDA is still going up.
Fucking lol.

>>57628736
Oldfag here: Online trading didn't exist back then. It was something you heard on the news and read about the next day.

>>57628706
You are probably a communist.

EXIT ALL MARKETS.

>>57628732
You are trash

Look at that crazy volume on SMCI computer, all the momentum algo faglords are closing positions.
Will we get a stoploss avalanche or will there be enough slurparinos?

>>57628740
more like HOMO cuz ur gay

UMich 1yr inflation expectations are rising

ENTER ALL (neo)VAGINAS

>>57628760
Communists think of women like manufactured commodities.Other people think the compliment.

>It just keeps falling

there are people getting absolutely poop farted right now with SMCI lmaooo
imagine the dejection

>>57628762
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL NVDA COMPUTER IS CRASHING

my female broker won’t pick up her phone so I can sell everything wtf

>SMCI CEO will be going live on bloomberg as his shit stock is dumping

This thread got incredibly bearish real fast
Going balls deep into calls, works every time

Sup niggers. I haven't posted in a while because the jannies here are ass cancer but I thought I would let you guys know I sold my BTC at +17% today and bought some 4/19 $92 TLT calls.

You never listen, you dont even go to the gym. Wtf is this "please wait a while before making a post" bullshit? Am I on some super advanced janny shitlist now?

My small caps are doing a little sumtin

>>57628788
Check your voicemail. She wants you to meet her at her place.

>NVDA barely -0.2%
lmao this ticker just doesn't give a fuck

>>57628792
God I hope they pull up the chart and zoom in so it's on 5 minute candles. They do that sometimes with people like Cathie Wood it's fucking hilarious

Ahem. I need smci at 1200

Is this the start of people smelling how USSR like the FED and Admin has become with the economy? SO much so that the game is up on the stock market now?

BUDDY THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT CANCEL ALL ORDERS CANCEL ALL ORDERS CLEAR EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DOW HISTORY

And just like that a new generation of baggies is born. Nicely done SMCI.

>>57628793
Expiring this week or next week? I feel like holding short dated calls over the weekend is a waste of money but 0dtes are almost all just theta.

>>57628802
how about 120

Mfw I sold half my SMCI yesterday like I said I would at 950.

Told you niggers, one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Enjoy your stop loss cascade.

I should have bought puts
even my 71 year old dad did

now what to dump my SMCI/SOXL gains into? mmm what looks good

>>57628813
Hmm, no.

>>57628733
8/100 of a point to go and the low held (so far)

best I can do for SMCI is $50

My bags doing fine right nos

>>57628748
are AI creations, goods? or bads?

>paper trading portfolio just had a stock go from 12% in profits to 10% in losses on market open with what looked like good news
>wasn't some micro cap penny stock either
holy fuck
>realize all the names of higher ups in the news were women
do I short females?

>>57628744
Typical plebe evaluation. You don't know these eyes, nigger. You owe me $25 for reading your gay post.

>>57628762
red means buy
Thanks for the discount retards hahahahahaha

what is this pattern called?

>>57628835
the rug

>>57628795
>please wait a while before making a post
I get that too. And it wants me to prove I'm human, I'm not.

>SMCI Thursday gap filled

>>57628539
>a $7Trillion handout.
an investment isnt really a handout. its expected that openai is going to be able to make profit off this all.

>>57628835
organic, rational pullback

>>57628835
Buyer Beware

Pretty good for five minutes

>>57628835
Outsourced fundamental analysis to Twitter.

>>57628835
This is what happens every fucking time I buy something shilled here.

>>57628828
>Ercken
What ticker is this

GREAT JOB YOU SUPERMICROPENISCOMPUTER BULLS. YOU CRASHED THE STOCK AND TOOK THE MARKET DOWN WITH IT, YOU FILTHY SINFUL LITTLE BOYS

>>57628617
Just nudify her with AI bro, simple as

>>57628819
McKesson, if you're looking for something nice and stable with a healthy P/E. Boomers always need their meds. I just bought some.

BUDDY

>GODVIDIA STILL GREEN

kek elite stock

>>57628866
LOOK AT SUPER MICRO COMPUTER!

>>57628861
Imagine in a few years when you can just give AI a picture of any girl and it will be able to make ultra realistic porn videos of her

>>57628859
You didn't have a stop order at 990 like lil ol' me? Lands sake.

>>57628865
not exactly. My boomers got their meds taken away, when they were put on pallative care.

people are seeing this retarded clown fest and bidding up the VIX lmfao

Buy the VIX

in case anyone was wondering it was me that sold the smci

>SMCI

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

>>57628875
We'll probably have that this year unless there's a hardcore regime change in software.

>>57628717
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>SHUT THE FUCK UP

FUCKEN piece of shit do something! my portfolio is in total ruins you fucken bastard

>>57628865
Isn't MCK more medical supplies and stuff? I thought LLY was better for outright meds

>>57628882
>>57628888
Beautiful it's like a symphony

>>57628879
Oh.

/looks awkward

MCK is still a good buy, though.

>>57628888
>>57628882
Interesting

>>57628882
>>57628888
Kek

Why is apple such a nigger?

because steve jobs is a dead gay faggot

>>57628895
It's already coming back up. I'm counting on smci movement at the end up the day in prep for nvda earnings

who the fuck is steve jobs

>>57628902
All of healthcare is just buildings full of completely worthless admins.
>>57628911
You had ten years to notice they were being hollowed out and you waited until the sales flattened and the share price dropped.

>>57628856
It's destiny baggot.

RGTI bros...steak tonight!

>>57628919
Syrian immigrant who didn’t wash his feet

>>57628895
I have an extra couple thousand not doing nothing. I'll buy 2 or 3 shares to give it some support

>>57628897
They do some of everything. Point is they're nice and stable -- look at their performance over the past five years, and look at their financials.

More cheapies now or I kill myself

>>57628851
Good job anon.

>>57628919
Ligma balls

>>57628929
I didn't even write that, you're a fucking retarded ass clown double n-word shit head

>>57628768
The kid was a vegetable from birth. Never once existed as more than a black hole for our money and emotions. If I could've killed it I would have

>>57628550
Damn anon, if real, this is a living hell
He’s going to depend on you for the rest of your life, or his life, whichever ends first
If you go first, who knows how it ends for him
If he goes first, then hopefully you can look back and say you gave it your all
BRB gonna go hug my 3 year old and tell him I’m proud of him

who is sneed jobs

Applied Materials is looking good. Should I? I already have a finger in the semiconductor pie with some Broadcom.

>>57628835
all me

>>57628895
There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat. Well, I don’t cheat. And although I like to think we have some smart people here. It sure is a hell of a lot easier to just be first

>>57628919
The inventor of Agile and the Palm Pilot.

>VIX

>>57628944
I mean, it's your trip with the proper tricode baggot.

>>57628953
buy Applied Therapeutics instead

>>57628812
Always for the next
If I wanted to make a short term bet, I'd get drunk and go to a bar and hit on randos for some poon

>>57628953
wtf is going on with materials suppliers? They're the only ones doing well today. Is the inflation real or is this just a psychological reaction to it?

>>57628835
did it hit the circuit breakers?

TSLA back on schedule to fill the earnings gap today.

today is the day it all ends

I spammed Tesla in hopes it would go down. I’m now loaded to the gills. I am the original aqb shill. I think the message was “I guess you guys aren’t talking about aqb yet”. Don’t you me

>>57628732
Did you just drop it off at the fire station or what
Don’t try again

sigh.... how long until we open the intergalactic market. There just isnt enough volume to satisfy

>>57628963
Look at the font retard, you can't even notice the little things, this is why you're never going to get to fuck a girl

>>57628969
What others were you looking at?

>>57628998
VMC, FCX.

any burichads?
today is our day.

It's fucking over

>>57629006
Not going to happen, I bought the $500 spy puts to cover and left the $499 puts long, but it has since reversed, and i am getting fucked even harder now.

>>57628986
The state runs care facilities for vegetables and retards. Its paid for by his social security monthly check and he gets all of the food and care he needs to exist. Our other 2 are normal kid, we didn't have the time or money with the other two to be taking care of the empty husk that was our other kid

>>57629003
No idea. You're right though. The market is shitting and they are trending merrily upwards. AMAT is semiconductor manufacturing equipment though, despite the name.

I see some steep downward moves

>>57628959
only other bar I see is here.

TODAY IS THE DAY THIS NIGGERCHIP BULLSHIT ENDS!!!!!!!

>>57629016
God damn you guys, I told you to snug your stop orders for SMCI up to within 10% the price per share. You're not gonna blame me for your lack of vigilance. You can't be a good shepherd when the sheep freak out and run off a fucking cliff.

>>57629030
unironically two more weeks.

who else /pabst blue ribbon/ here?

>>57628895
>portfolio
If one STOOK has you in ruins, then a PORTFOLIO is not what you had to begin with. You just had a STOOK.

>buy and hold forever goyim
>institutional investors dump their entire portfolio because they don't even want to hold for a three day weekend

>>57629036
Does that even work when it crashes so fast?

>>57629038
NO. UNIRONICALLY TODAY

>>57629049
YES IT FUCKING DOES. The point of execution may be a bit lower sometimes, but even so it saves your ass.

>>57628992
That's rich coming from a no kids day like you. I'm married with a child.

>>57629048
to be fair they're at 200:1 leverage

>>57629048
Because they don't have to pay 30% taxes whole you do goyim.

>>57629048
There's only Bogleheads and 0dte addicts left in the market, nothing in between

FUCK GAY EYE FUCK NIGGERCHIPS FUCK THE JEWS

>>57629027
I see rapid sideways action in how she would be pulled into my open car door before I drive off

>>57629062
I just don't trust it and always buy puts instead. My brokerage never seems to really even be able to keep up with my manually placed orders.

SMCI literally easiest money in the history of markets. My only regret is not buying 50 shares

As of 2024-02-16, the Fair Value of Super Micro Computer Inc (SMCI) is 275.75 USD. This value is based on the Peter Lynch's Fair Value formula. With the current market price of 1,004 USD, the upside of Super Micro Computer Inc is -72.5%.

https://valueinvesting.io/SMCI/valuation/fair-value

Reminder that banks are offering a risk free 5% interest rate on 2 year cd’s

>>57629064
At least I have 2 happy cats and 2 corvettes.

The Dark Knight Rises (TSLA)

>>57629073
I scooped up a couple cheap things last year. I think I came at least once looking at the ACIC chart.

SMCI is an avatar simile for the entire market. The top has been had, it's not going higher and higher, it's all coming down. Way down.
IRRATIONAL
EXUBERANCE

>>57629064
>still posting the edited picture
we know your """daughter""" is a darkie

>>57628393
Based and extremely red pilled. You know what's up

Told you fools to buy ASTK a month ago, now look at you

>>57629090
lmao. Rabbihood has them beat.

I crave the strength and certainty of OIL

>>57629094
But why 2 corvettes?

Dips over

>>57629069
You pay 30% tax on your gains in america? I thought it was only valid in yurope

>>57629112
Robinhood unironically has made banks obsolete. How long until they start offering mortgages and accepting bitcoins for payment for houses?

>>57629115
It's your funeral.

Bobros I can't do this anymore I'm going to put all my net worth into nvda and go to prison for 20 years so i cant touch it and come out a billionaire

And just! like! that!
SMCI will never be below $885 ever again

>>57629118
If you owned one you would understand the need for the second one.

>THE CHART WAS WRONG. THE GRAPH WAS WRONG. YOU SAID GREEN DAY GREEN FUTURES WOULD BE CRAB DAY
Yes, I know. It was wrong this time. Past performance does not indicate future results.

Hows it feel to LOOSE money? I can’t relate, I hold CCJ and NXE

The SPY low in 2022 was $348. I wonder if we can go lower this year.

>>57629122
Capital Gains Tax.
30% short term
20% long term.

IRAs don't get taxed because their contributions are post tax. Remember anyone posting options or flipping gains immediately remove 30% to find the true value of their earnings.

>>57628652
Buy at support, not resistance

>>57629144
If you look at its recent history, movements of 10% in a day for SMCI are routine. I'm going to still keep an eye on it.

>>57629152
>Remember anyone posting options or flipping gains immediately remove 30% to find the true value of their earnings.
not if you trade from a Roth IRA

Number 1 top sign- media claiming that Buffett has lost his touch and the Wizard of Omaha ain't shit anymore.

Boomers and Nviditards about to get dumped on.

>>57629075
Someone went short too early it seems

>>57629159
>buy at support
where is that? lol

>SMCI
HAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED

>>57629152
Wrong I have 33k in carryover capital loses to write down these gains pal

>>57629165
Wouldn't $ROPE be a better investment if you are going to do that?

>>57628336
Shouldn't have vaxxed him

>>57629176
You have to wait for it to get established first. Patience

>>57629149
Yeah, I don't know either, I've got green KOLD and SCO running right now.

>>57629166
I'm glad to hear he's finally dumping Apple, I was really beginning to question him.

Welp that was the dump, time to pump since Powell already said no march cuts and this doesn't matter

SUPER INTERNET COMPUTER PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM ASSEMBLE

>>57629166
They have to let you believe the story before they dupe you. Unironically this means two more weeks at the least

>>57629137
I’ll land on the SMCI niggers who jumped first I’ll be fine

WE TOOOOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

BUDDY

LOOK AT SMCI COMPUTER

>>57629020
v_v

>>57629166
I thought him and Charlie died last year? I swore I saw them on TV playing his song about cheese burgers in paradise and giving him tribute....

>>57629181
But doesn't that mean you are losing to inflation?

>>57629190
Oh no it’s oversold. Hahaha get fucked bobo

>>57629187
SMCI support literally tree fiddy, 320, 220, etc. Nowhere near where it is now

>>57629202
You fucking moron it was just Munger who died because buffett absorbed his life force.

>>57629186
I’m putting 20% of my portfolio into uranium stocks. Its a marshmallow test and I don’t expect it to serious pay off for 5+ years when Japan gets its reactors back online (they aren’t falling for the same mistake Germany did)

>>57629168
NOT AT ALL I HAVE WEEKS. JUST FELT LIKE SAYING THAT

>>57629208
>Muh stochastics
That was never a good model and everyone knows it.

>>57629219
in 5 years Japan will be part of the Kurdish Empire and ruled from Kurdistan

>>57629223
800 is bottom. And I think Smci is retarded

>>57629223
there's some evidence it works for dip buying on large indeces, but single stocks are too idiosyncratic they never work at all

shit and piss will still close green

>>57629219
Yeah, I've dabbled in URNM and URNJ a few times and think it's a good looking long term trade. I sold everything I had that wasn't NATGAS AND OIL though because only NATGAS AND OIL are white cis heterosexual male! Either that or my tism just will not tolerate anything else.

Bake when SMCI reaches ATH again

What’s IBM do anyway?


Do captchas increase in length depending on how many posts you’ve made?

>>57628944
>I didn't even write that
!!2wgod...
Come on baggie. We’re not all that new. Just own it and move on.

>>57629176
>RSI 96.7 on the daily
HOLY crap didn't know it was that fuckin overbought. Has any stock ever reached a higher value?

>>57629248
Something something software business services

ARTIFICIALLY-INDUCED INTELLIGENCE DETERIORATES AT A RATE OF TIME DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE QUANTITY OF THE INCREASE.

I'll just leave this here.

>>57628966
How high is it going?

>>57629087
fascinating how "experts" come to such wildly different conclusions.
>Data center specialist Super Micro Computer (SMCI) rounded up another bull on Thursday, as BofA Securities initiated coverage of SMCI stock with a buy rating and 1,040 price target.

>>57629244
URNM is good but I recommend getting CCJ and NXE specifically because they are the biggest players. Sprott’s ETF is fairly diversified with a lot of small companies in the 1% to 3% range.

>>57629263
Do not redeem the super computer coin

someone bake

>>57629263
RUPLU
MORE LIKE RUPOO

>>57629263
>pajeet writing a stock article referencing another pajeet
is peak curry a thing?

anal sex with attractive women

>>57629269
I hold UEC

My dogshit SENS has been pumping ahead of earnings in a couple of weeks. I only hope some actual good company will buy them out soon and pump my bags to the moon so I can finally dump this garbage ass stock.

>>57629283
Most of the English speaking web is Indians at this point. These people and the jews are the ones calling you "anti American" for liking Trump.

>>57629176
>>57629187
It's lookin' like 800. Any time you see a hesitation and a few turnarounds. It hasn't formed yet, but it's lookin like 8

Divy bros? Anyone else’s etrade account showing KO at $48.5 as opposed to .485? I know it’s a screwup that will be fixed soon but I sure shit a brick when I check my dividend income today.

>>57629289
Its a bit of a gamble. I read about its unique position in Motley Fool and was briefly convinced, but then remembered that I always invest opposite of the MFool

>>57629285
Unfathomably based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79u5Lj2IytM

>>57629269
Yeah but either way you slice it they aren't NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
so I'm basically not allowed to have anything to do with it. Can't tell if blessing or curse.

next
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>>57629303
It's treated me well. I like the stock, strong and reliable

>>57629301
The 8 period SMA on the 5 minute chart is right around 800

>>57629312
I invested in ARLP after seeing some congressional trades on unusual whales. Not sure when the pump is supposed to happen tho

You guys hear about the Russians putting nukes in orbit so they can drop the nukes on us at any time? Meanwhile Lloyd Austin's limp dick liberal nigger lover ass is commanding the space force to be more gay.

>>57629328
*daily chart

>>57629283
>is peak curry a thing
we're far from having reached it, which is nightmarish if you think about it
Raspail was right that poos would ruin the world, just not in the way he thought they would

>>57629329
That's a breddy gud lookin chart and looks to be at a good buy point too. The only NATGAS AND OIL company based stuff I buy are XLE, XOP, and XES. My main focus is on futures prices. I used to only buy FCG and FTXN as far as company based goes but finally settled on the SSGA ones. Those three give me bits of ownership of breddy much all of the desirables of the entire broad NATGAS AND OIL companies array. Can't tell if blessing or curse!

>>57628336
Yeah I'll never have sex or kids

>>57628835
Super micro penis