/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57620511
I think I'll keep half my GOOG and move it the balance to some other tech company.

ELONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

sneed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7p2um4uLI

We got an early baker problem

anyone recognize these?

>mfw bought smci at 998
>at 985 now

>>57620538
The new normal. Get used to it

>>57620536
he didnt quite say russians have it better. but that no one cares about if the guy is good or mean if you get every taken care of.

SOUN trade volume is 263m today, typical volume is 9m. Why isn't it going up more

>>57620538
No worries. In trading timing is everything and he clearly can't time shit. He will kms himself soon and all will be well.

Google is literally a world class blue chip stock with all natural certified Kosher for Passover organic growth. There's no reason for it to be doing a double dip, unless the market is literally out of steam and is ready to correct.

>>57620536
How do I immigrate to Russia?

>>57620555
>my body's volume went up and I'm not getting taller, wtf is going on

>>57620564
There is no reason for you to be jewish and bang korean ladyboys but here you are you little gay kosher bagel bitch

>>57620538
And far more importantly, a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER problem.

>>57620572
....what

>>57620572
Are you experiencing an erection?

>>57620550
Not on my watch!

>>57620591
I'm trying to tell you that I turned into a fat fuck

>>57620579
Go fuck yourself.

>Anon I know you think you are market genius but we unironically are in a new paradigm even if it crashes down to 200 expectations will eventually push the price back above 500... No your 30% gain on calls isn't impressive when you are already down 230% on year to date. Just be glad I locked up your retirement silly.

I think NVDA is overvalued

>>57620614
Show it around the post office

>>57620585
Trumps about to be back in office, natgas and oil will be cheap then. Not a good investment.

>>57620622
Triggered jew boi

$BIG to $100+

>>57620536
>he's amazed by the concept of putting a coin in a shopping cart
do Americans really?

>>57620626
Why? If anything it would still be undervalued if it hit 1000

>>57620622
Rude. Filtered

>>57620628
I hate women

>>57620585
BUDDY LOOK AT PETROBRAS COMPUTER

>>57620626
I think NVDA is going to enjoy pleasuring itself upon its competition with its hot throbbing barbed hemipenis. Starting with its earnings reports next week.

>>57620629
They may have had their differences, but Pence nods in glowing agreement on that point!

>>57620625
I oughtta slap my female broker in the mouth for back sassing me. I'm the best trader you have ever seen you cunt, despite however my calls are doing.

>>57620668
>Pence
Don't mention that gutless spineless creature here again.

>>57620628
I'm Paul

Paulgets a lot of cheapies but no poon

>>57620536
dis nigga eatin' bread

>>57620642
No Aldis are everywhere now, Tucker has probably never been grocery shopping in his life

I just bought another 4000 shares of LLAP and 400 shares of RKLB. I pray the market doesn’t crash soon.

>>57620653
Have considered trading on the KASE?

>>57620629
They're going to put him in prison.

MUUUUUUUUSKKKKKKKKK

>>57620688
Unless you're a college student or unusually cheap you don't go to Aldi in the US.

>>57620632
>>57620650
You think I'm going to let him talk about my gookfu like that? Fuck you too.

>>57620654
BUDDY LOOK AT PBR VS VIST 5 YEAR CHART COMPARISON COMPUTER
tho!

>>57620628
>hey everybody look at me being a company liability and a walking lawsuit waiting to happen
Women

how we feeling about amats earning call today?

>>57620626
Nah.

>>57620691
We'll break him out.

>>57620628
Me at :30

TESLA CALLS CHADS.... what's our positions?

>>57620707
You have gotten drunk and posted about breaking up with her. You are too gay to bother screen capping otherwise I'd posts the receipts to show what a shitty partner you are. You are lucky your gookfu has incredibly low standards or you would be one lonely jew.

TESLAAAAAAAA

>>57620653
Women don't belong in the workplace. The bitches at my job just talk shit about the other women at work and complain all day. Just shut up, do your job, and go home like the rest of us.

>>57620508
Buy AMD

Parabolic NVDA run is pretty much over. Seems everyone is just waiting for earnings now.

>>57620701
WHere do you go?

>>57620733
Fuck I'm too late

>>57620739
The lovely ladies at my office are great and productive but I know that is not the norm.

>>57620719
When do you think it'll top 750 or 760? It seems to have crabbed in the 730s

>>57620746
Not even close. It’s going to gap up tomorrow. I’m loaded further out

Buy MSFT

Just buy NVDA and TSLA with each of your paycheck and retire in 5 years.

>>57620732
His gookfu spends all his money. She's loving life I'm sure. Beats the shitty north Korean village she grew up in.

I'm fully invested in Index ETFs @1.40x leverage.

When is it crashing?

>>57620743
I go to Aldi because I'm the cheapest person I know. The only other person I know who does that is someone I met in college who developed the habit then. Everyone else happily pays the premium to shop at Trader Joe's and Wegman's instead.

>>57620742
>buying pepsi when coke is in a bull run

>>57620772
>Wegman's
...Wegman's is pretty good though. I used to live near one

>>57620739
Look at how the women are cheering on her onviously wcam company

>>57620756
You better believe they talk shit about you and spread rumors behind your back

>>57620760
I'm guessing it's going to meander around and go nowhere until earnings next Wednesday.

>>57620761
Hell yeah

>>57620691
Unironically this. I don’t see how they don't throw the book at him just to ensure he doesn't take office again.

>>57620780
I've found basic stuff in Wegman's that's multiple times more expensive than Aldi. It's extremely overpriced but it feels very nice.

>>57620766
Life is incredible

>>57620768
Fuck they act like greedy monkeys. How are they so different from the japanese

Bull flagggggging

>>57620783
Fuck i've been waiting so long for a movement. I hope at least their earnings will be decent

>>57620781
Women are retarded by nature. That's why they were meant to stay home and do tasks like cooking, cleaning, and home decoration. Simple tasks that will amuse them.

>>57620772
Wegman's is alright.
Trader Joes is for suckers

Aldi has everything I need for cheap.

>>57620628
For once, I don´t hate women.

>>57620676
But anon she is all hot and sweaty from fielding calls all day and listening to Boomers panic about the state of their bonds.

>>57620812
Unfortunately the only thing near me is a KR
It's... fine

>>57620811
theres no way there are 23 year old product managers. how is it even possible? like the experience is like 10 years requirement isnt it? what could she have learned in college to be worth putting her in a manager position?

>>57620801
I bet you could find some correlation between this behaviour and number of years since last famine

>>57620796
I love this webm

>>57620796
based umami. he's got alot of neat stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEmD9WRKes&pp=ygUWaGFyZCBmb3JrIGZvciBodW1hbml0eQ%3D%3D

>>57620829
She's there purely to make videos like that one for recruiting purposes

>>57620825
Female broker, I-I-I'm sorry... keep up the good work

>>57620829
head

>>57620829
Lol no. Do you realized what a product manager does? They pretty much do nothing but surf social media all day and put together gift bags and shit. They are literally at the front of the line for people to get laid off at any company. It's basically a DEI position.

>>57620829
It's usually HR bullshit just to make thwor diversity ratio go up.

>>57620508
Fucking DOW futures man

>>57620828
I find it more consistent than Aldi’s as far as product availability. Pricing isn’t as competitive as it should be but they make up for it if you stack their fuel points

Higher for longer you fucking weeeebswgsg

SMCI AT 999
I REPEAT
SMCI AT 999

>>57620761
just bought purely off this comment

>>57620810
As do we all, anon.

Super Micro Ultra Turbo Computer

TSLA BABY WOOOOOOOOO

>>57620863
For me it's Meijer. Most of you fags won't know that store though because it's regional. Mostly in based Michigan.

Oh fuck, I had QQQ calls that expire today. I thought they were for tomorrow. Fidelity just sold them for me with a huge commission... God dammit

>>57620864
how much was the contracts

>>57620852
>. It's basically a DEI position.
that gets paid 100-150k? more than most people ever get to make.

King Soopers Kang.

>>57620872
Well, hopefully I'll see you on the moon

>within 4c/share of someone buying my mpw
I'll get them tomorrow, then start cheap puts before their next call

>>57620865
>12:30 PM EST, 02/15/2024 (MT Newswires) -- Super Micro Computer (SMCI) is poised to deliver "strong revenue growth over the next several years," with artificial intelligence driving demand growth for server and storage solutions, BofA Securities said in a Thursday note as it initiated coverage on the company.

>"Super Micro has a growing backlog and is expanding capacity to support strong revenue growth," the investment firm said. While the company's business is an "intensely competitive market," BofA Securities noted that Super Micro Computer's continued revenue growth is expected to drive market share gain.

>The company has become an established early launch partner for tech majors Intel (INTC), Nvidia (NVDA), and Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) for GPU accelerators and central processing units, BofA Securities added.

>BofA Securities gave Super Micro Computer a buy rating and a price target of $1,040.

it's over mumu

>>57620838
>You're female broker will never give you this look after a hard day of economic turmoil because you are her nice and funny client who always has something interesting to say. And you are going out to talk about your portfolio over dinner.

>>57620891
TLDR. Buy tesla

>>57620878
i love the market's complete disregard for fundamentals just because funny based epic autistic billionaire man went on twitter and retweeted a video of a nigger swinging from a tree or said AI 20 times.
I'm going to short these niggers to the ground someday

>>57620891
+1000% in the last year?
Yep, this is the right time to buy

>>57620891
So you're telling me 3 hours ago they set the price target for 1040 which will probably be reached tomorrow? And them he pussies out?

Top signal confirmed.

>>57620891
>1040
Like, by tomorrow open?

>>57620911
cry more bobo

Is this TSLA pump fake and gay?

For any anons looking for a nice safe alternative to tech stocks, McKesson is looking really good. Nice low P/E,. nice steady appreciation in price per share, and a bunch of their officers just filed Form 4's to load up on 'restricted' stock, whateverthehell that is.

>>57620884
Yes anon. Welcome to the tech bubble. Don't worry it will be over soon.

>>57620829
companies like meta and google have money to throw around on projects that won't amount to anything, hence diversity hire 0 YoE like those tik toks you see

TSLY BROS WE WAGMI

the music stops when TSLA hits 200

>>57620930
No, it's doing exactly what it does every time it sells off. Tomorrow we fill the gap before the long weekend and begin the moon mission.

guys, what is with the "IMG_****" format for files people are uploading?
is there more bots than I imagined
>techlet

>>57620911
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

>>57620930
Everything you see in the market right now is fake and gay. However TSLA being under 200 is literally the dip, it will never go under that again barring dot com crash 2: AI edition.

>>57620955
Subhuman phone posters

>>57620943
Bahahahhahahahahahhahah. Cope bobo fag fag

>>57620949
I bought some on Tuesday at $185 and sold a $192.50 covered call expiring tomorrow. Looks like I will be realizing $850 gain tomorrow with the covered call premium included

Good day for ARM brothers. We are all gonna make it.

>>57620960
>phone posters
*NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS

>>57620955
Thats the iphone number format as of last year’s major ios update. Previously it was just a random long hash. You are seeing iphone users, aka americans who aren’t poor.

>>57620904
This ain't funny anymore, man. I would fuckin kill for a woman to talk finances and economy with. Sadly, the only one that I've ever known to have expertise in these is my mother. Actually, the only person. Guys are just as clueless.
>>57620911
Considering them further slashing prices, their net margins are gonna go down significantly. I wonder how this year is gonna go for them. Tesla is a weird one. On one hand they have utter dominance in e-cars but on the other it has been getting pretty difficult as of late. I get that they are going for the strategy of "smaller margins but higher sales" but will that work?

>>57620852
>>57620829
The professor at my college who taught product management was some woman in her early 30s who fucked up her former company with a new model idea.

>>57620981
ev's are also on the way out for so many reasons from lithium supply to weight effect on infrastructure to cost of ownership to insufficient electrical grid support etc. it's an absolute meme scam that is actively already being dumped by governments as an initiative but for some reason the market is in la la land.

>>57620981
My hope is AI reaches that level and then I can just permanently short real women.

Any forex chads about?
I did a EURNZD on a USD account and cannot figure out how the fuck the math is so off. They claim I only got 6.37, but I'm getting 10.47.
I just want to know why exchange rate for cross pairs? Broker spread? Some other underlying factor?
I have an active trade on NZDUSD and gold and silver and they math out correctly

Wow. It looks like the anon who needed SMCI to finish the day at 1000+ may get his way.

>>57620991
So naturally they went into academia.

>>57620981
>Sadly, the only one that I've ever known to have expertise in these is my mother.
I'm a little surprised to see another poster who's mom is one of the only people they talk to about this IRL. My mom is really the one who got me into this.

I fomoed in tesla at the local top.

>>57621013
Under $200 is a steal, anon. You're gonna make it. Just hold.

>>57620829
Yes, it's usually for more experienced people. The younger ones are clearly hired for eye candy at the office or DEI. It's not a recent phenomenon.

idk what to do

Well got fired officially today. Really need AMAT to make a 20% move or I'm out of options. I'm just tired.

>>57620996
You think governments will back down? I agree that EV's are a scam but I can't see people admitting they were wrong. (Even if they thought they were wrong, which they don't)

Thoughts on NKLA?

>>57621022
I've worked for multiple public companies and I've honestly never met a PM under 50.

>>57620960
wow, how did I never know that.
o_o thanks

>EVA pumping today after tripping into bankruptcy

Bros I'm worried that my TDA account hasn't been moved to Schwab. Am I the only one left?

>>57621018
My x10 long is already down 2%. Your bull thesis?

>>57621047
BEAT

>>57621054
How the hell have they not moved your account over yet?

Is there better broker in eu than xtb?

>>57621062
TSLA pumps and dumps on repeat. Look at the chart. Now is the time for the pump. It's an active trader's dream stock. There may come a day that this pattern fails to repeat, but play it until that happens. Also as I typed this it broke $200.

>>57620926
nta but he's right about pointing out the exuberance. During the first TSLA bubble people were arguing that those valuations were justified due to the much higher margin. But now their margin is lower than Toyota's but with much lower volume. So their margin has become "normal" but they still only represent a small market share.

PPI is going to pump the market tomorrow isnt it?

What are good robotics companies?

Tesla?

Is this bullish for Nvidia?

I am slowly crabbing upwards.

How many fucking posts I gotta make?!? It’s going up faggots

>>57621030
No they never admit they are wrong they just pretend like it never happened. Like the whole alternative energy push that went no where. Wind Energy was a huge meme in the 00s and there were billions in grants handed out. Then it became clear how poor wind energy actually is and no one wants to actually live near a 200 ft tall death wheel.

Anons, would it be finnancially sound to get a large aquarium and try to breed crabs?

>>57621076
Lol they even sent me a letter in the mail saying they moved my $25 of NOK over to Shwab.

If you anyone want a degenerate earnings play next week look into ENVX

OSCR chads where we at?

Ooooo there goes the 200 strike call wall. Bobo in fucking shambles

my NVDA short doin a lil sumthin

>>57621090
If you arent going to share your position, make this the last one

I went long on ROKU

>>57621096

Please do not fuck the crabs

>>57621115
What the hell does Roku even offer anymore?

>>57621037
I mean it's not a recent phenomenon that companies hire young women for purposes beyond what's in the job descriptions.

>>57621054
When you try to log into TDA it should force you to make a schwab account

OOOOOOoOoOoOoOoO

>>57621095
>tfw the unwashed masses are dumb enough to buy into the gaslighting campaigns and will even continue to promote it
I hate normies so much

Will I regret these? Only time can tell

>>57621054
F

>>57621122
I have seen that but they weren't PMs.

>>57621115
Damn Cathie Wood posts here?

>>57621117
Actually, I want to make the males fight each other for the women, and then I want to eat them.

>>57621124
I logged in earlier today and the only message was about my tax documents.

AAPL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57621003
Same here, bro. My dad started all the businesses but the real family wealth comes from my mother that has all the important stocks like Eli Lilly, Broadcom, NVDA, MSFT, Apple, Bank of America, and so on. She's not much of a trader but always managed to time the bottoms like Covid pretty well. Impressive person with nerves of steel.
>>57620996
The money has to flow somewhere, bro. That's how the gubbermint works. The infrastructure can somewhat work, e.g., Norway, but it's far from ideal. But it brings public spending and jobs and that's ideal for the gubbermint

>>57621123
Non-free streaming software that you can plug into your TV which is full of non-free streaming software.
I feel kind of sick thinking about how people actually have this stuff in their houses.

>>57621139
Why? Without their retardation, the markets wouldn't exist and you wouldn't be able to trade or benefit

Ring a ding ding a link

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57621167
up %5.70

Wow.

>>57621167
+0.59%
I’m satisfied with that tbdesu

>>57621167
decent

>>57621167
Pretty good

>>57621167
Up a solid 6.44% today thanks to good decision making.

>>57621167
2.31%, and that'll improve a tad after my mutual fund settles accounts in a couple hours. Very satisfactory.

>>57621174
Imagine all those short covers. Imagine all those delicious bobo tears. For real though senpai, this is ridiculous af fr fr and bordering on sus

>>57621167
+2.38%

Anyone GUSH it?

>>57621167
LIKE +0.8% OOOOOOOOOOO BUT I'M CRABBING SO HARD THIS MONTH IT'S UNREAL

Lmaooooooooo. We gappppping out here

>>57621167
+2.47%
I made a little money today

>>57621167
0.79%

>>57621167
ffs dude.

>>57621167
down 0.68

>>57621123
TVs last a long time, so no need to buy a new one when you can get a $25 stick that allows you use anything with an HDMI port as an internet box and not have to keep entering login info everywhere

ROKU bros we lost

>>57621192
Yes. Yes it is. And I'm going to ride it all the way up as far as it'll go. Shit, I updated my stop orders *twice* today.

>>57621192
Bears are so fucking dumb

>>57621174
I sold half my SMCI on open today and I still made as much money as if I didn't. Crazy.

>>57621167
up 100% on the day, down 97% on the year.

>>57621167
>Lost $40 yesterday
>Made a few active trades and I'm net profitable
Every day I become a little less retarded

I'm holding aapl and tsla calls. cream city

>>57621139
We make money off of normie stupidity.

>>57621167
I'm going to the liquor store.

>>57621163
>>57621228
This.

>>57621229
in victory or defeat?

>>57621167
+0.71% today
+5.47% ytd
+9.26% ttm

>>57621213
Oof

it's our time soon

>>57621095
I disagree that they will even pretend it never happened. For ideological (sustainability) and lobbying reasons, they will double down on EV's until the technology eventually catches up to their promises. It's not their money they're spending anyway, its tax dollars

>>57621167
Not checking

>>57621167
1.29%
big chilling

found out today that apparently i could have been using my credit card to pay my rent online the whole time, meaning i could have been racking up years of points and cashback (i pay all my cards monthly anyway, there's no risk of getting hit by the APY). pretty bummed out, but oh well, lesson learned, moving on i guess

bullish for AXP, V, and MA

>>57621267
AAPL

What the fuck happened to ROKU in after hours to justify this dump???

>>57621167
I'm not fucking checking!

>>57621281
Prices go down when supply exceeds demand

>>57621273
oh shoot i should see if i can do that. i think i was actually. but not getting a lot of points.

>>57621281
earnings

>>57621196
The GUSH geisha's left a long time ago. Strained from the leverage. It was a long hard battle for them.

>>57621279
>aapl to unveil chat bot that rivals msft github
I kinda doubt it desu but should be interesting to see.

>>57621239
Defeat.

and just like that SPY will never be below 500 ever again

>>57621167
Up 3.5%

>AMAT
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. Luckily my mum holds several hundred shares

the mustard and/or the gum didnt work.
reeeeeeeee

>>57621205
Currently +3.34% AH

Told y’all bout fake dump coming eod a few threads ago

>>57620891
Why is this allowed to be Gamestop but not Gamestop? lol

>>57621292
Planning a video this weekend? Islam anon was fishing for a (you) earlier. I’d would hate for him to do something dumb for attention.

>>57621331
No refunds on your heart burn

>>57621331

>>57621325
Does your mum need a new bf?

>>57621088
>5nowdog5

>>57620642
He picked up the cart at the exit to the parking garage, where people return them. He could have got one at the grocery store, instead of pushing it through the whole mall like an idiot.

>>57621167
>0.77%+
>4.49%+ YTD

most stocks were up today but mine were red feelsbadman wish I was a teslatard

>>57621331
I suggested the gym earlier. Do you smoke ? The smoke kills a component of your saliva that generally helps sate the burn. Sometimes tight clothing, posture and sleep position may have contribution to your reflux. Neutralizing the acidity of your tummy is bad on the whole though. Your food tubes don’t absorb nutrients as readily and probably harms your vili.We need to unfuck you and get you back in the game.

>>57621356
Actually... maybe. I kind of fail to see why AMAT should pump so hard though. Their guidance wasn't that good. Their "Semiconductor Systems" area reported negative growth relative to last year

>>57621167
Better than it should have been at 18.33% but I am mostly cash with a few runners doin their thing. Waiting to hop in next position

Someone used to shill CROX pretty heavy sometime last year. I just nooticed they poomped today in the HOOD earnings list.

>>57621351
Not sure, I tried to work on one last night but my editing software was being gay. I need to get a better program. It's been awhile since I've seen Islam anon. I wonder if he's planning on bombing a parade or something kek.

>>57620879
I've been to Meijer when I traveled through there. It's basically WalMart but every single item is about 50 cents more expensive

>>57621405
Probably outfitting spooks and spook adjacent organizations with mats to violate our bill of rights more efficiently.

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 0.73%
>CCJ: 0.17%
>/HE: 0.82%
>GOOG: -2.17%
>FXI: 0.35%
>MARA: -8.13%
>SMCI: 14.05%
>NVDA: -1.68%
>TMF: 1.35%
>XXXX: 2.48%

How many did (You) beat?

>>57621440
I beat MARA for sure

>>57621440
All of 'em except Super Turbo Hyper Ultra Giganigga Computer

>>57621267
>>57621284
Based not checkers

>>57621331
Try abstaining from coffee and tea.

AMAT sisters... we won

So many people are going to be ruined when this shit crashes back to reality.

>>57621461
Man Destiny is such a retard. Literally got cucked by a scandanavian femboy who is still more masculine than him and everyone called it and saw it coming... What a shame.

>>57621422
>editing software was being gay
You put out out some pretty funny and good stuff before you had that software. Don’t let the technology ruin the format. Threadly news, based stocks/cucked stocks, chad posters/virgin posters was a pretty winning combination.

There is too much money being wasted on cryptoshit that should be put to better use financing the economy.

>>57621483
Come on bobo, aren't you tired of the same old spiel?

>>57621483
>he doesn't know it's a new paradigm

>>57621483
Money number ONLY go up

>>57621422
He probably joined Hezbollah and got got in an airstrike. That's common with dune coons.

>>57621483
Bro the clown car ain't even close to full.

>>57621432
You get about half the niggers in return so it's worth the money.
>>57621500
I majored in digital media my first go around in college. I know how to use Avid but I'm sure as shit not spending the money to get that software.

>>57621483
That’s what me short leaps are for but damn I hope I have enough time for all this delta

Is the anon who used to post these charts still around? Would like to see an update on how he doings.

>>57621483
I'm appropriately hedged and ready to slurp cheapies

>>57621504
i wish i was that bear

>futures

>>57621167
>+.67%
Sigh another day of perpetual growth.

>>57616413
called it btw

>>57621546

>>57621167
2.08%

Each semiconductor company GIGAPUMPED AT EARNINGS...IF NVDA DOESNT PUMP NEXT WEEK IM GONNA KMS

>>57621461
I finally got a much needed win. Seriously if I lost on this one I would've been done for. Is it wrong to thank God for material gains like this?

>>57621574
yeah I think its going to dump now

>>57621325
How were their earnings?

I was long into ROKU and DASH earnings
My savings are fucking gone

>>57621574
Anon why didn't you just buy SOXL? And I'm a Boglehead saying this.

>>57621387
i work out yaaa, but i do smoke. maximum 3 cigs a day but im sure thats enough to destroy lots. I do sit like a gremlin alot, though.
grrrr, it always circles back to this dang nicotine, all the alternatives taste too good though

>>57621602
He got memed by the retard that kept saying SOXL would go down because of 5% interest rates

>>57621582
>https://ir.appliedmaterials.com/static-files/736393f3-a154-4e1b-a3c1-33bbfed1673c
Pretty alright. Nothing too out of this world to warrant such a huge pump but hey, if SMCI can pump +15% every day on no news, the least AMAT can do is pump +10% on slightly better guidance
Why the hell isn't Lum real, bros? I need a Lum AI gf right bloody now

>>57621574
what if it pre pumped and is going to dump now?

>>57621589
Long in PACB, earnings in half an hour, all my savings gone

>>57621331
>he actually did the mustard
oh fuk anon, did i say mustard? i meant horseradish

>>57621574
OR, you could just patiently, calmly wait on the NATGAS shoulder season bottom sometime around April into June and then start buying DIPPARINOS and selling RIPPARINOS over and over and over intermixed with OIL range trades, but hey, who am I to judge whether or not GAY is a choice.

>>57621614
Chat bots exist but they tend to get a little tiring since you can only RP doing things with them... we need the robot development to hurry up.

>>57621574
What if I were to tell you that the pump...was humped?

oh fuck i think i might have over caffeinated

>>57620550
GOMU GOMU NO GEAR THIRDO

>>57621628
Why don't you tell him to cut the shit and guzzle apple cider vinegar at this point lol

smci hard carrying the Russell 2k

>>57621331
Bro calcium and bread.

schizo is as schizo does

>>57621664
>apple cider vinegar
I drink some every night before bed.

>>57621673
who names their company "rambus"?

AMAT is going down. Pls don't do this to me.

Should I open a trad IRA to offset the taxes I owe this year.

>>57620628
>basically assault
he should have punched her and knocked her the fuck out. Then maybe it would be "basically assault"

>>57621614
Good to hear. AMAT and MCK are my two go-to stocks once NVDA or SMCI drive off a cliff and I want somewhere productive to put my cash.

>>57621703
RAM = random access memory, bus = part of a circuit board that connects stuff.

>>57621331
Have you tried apple cider vinegar or vitamin D3/K2? No matter the ailments, you can never go wrong with these two.
>>57621711
Haha bro it's just a low after-market volume bro. Relax bro haha tomorrow we fly

>>57621713
Sure, why not. But if you're poor, you might want to do a Roth instead. And if you're rich, you probably want to do a backdoor Roth instead.

>>57620628

>>57621725
Bit counter intuitive to treat acid reflux/heartburn with acid

Yes my portfolio appreciated. But the real W today was an honest day's work.

>>57621750
It's a classic and proven home remedy for acid reflux, no?

>>57621574
do you understand how insane their earnings need to be to justify their current ALMOST TWO FUCKING TRILLION MARKET CAP???? lmfao it pumped based solely on hype and retards wanting ez money. it will sell off... AGAIN like all the previous times before it. t. made over 120k shorting at 500 multiple times and now i just went all in shorting at 735 a couple days ago

Anons, I made up my mind. I´m going to make it a goal to get married by 2030. Preferably with a woman that already has children.

>>57621796
So what you dumb faggot? None of that shit matters you retard

>>57621796
>>57621796
>do you understand how insane their earnings need to be to justify their current ALMOST TWO FUCKING TRILLION MARKET CAP????
Yes.

>>57621576
Thank Him and dedicate your gains to His glory, anon.

have you guys not seen openai?
its over for traditional film and tv production
probably vfx too
what do we short

>>57621331
mylanta, prilosec for real big issues. otherwise eat some plain food to absorb the acid. or ginger tea.

>>57621821
Humanity.

>>57621821
So what you dumb faggot? None of that shit matters you retard

>>57621795
By 2030 we have fully functional waifus bro. What are you even doing?
>>57621796
NVDA is one of the few cases that are justified. Their P/E has decreased like crazy due to insane increases in revenue, net margins, and net results. It is the company that has increased their revenue the most relative to its 2021 overvalued levels.

>>57621815
>Estimates.

You guys know that being on PPIs long-term is bad for you, right? Just making sure.

>>57621796
Earnings don't really matter during bubbles. Less risky to just sell rather than short.

>>57621847
yeah but its ok for like a month. its months of it that the rebound is bad.

>>57621831
I want to earn a tax discount.

>>57621741
I would prefer the tax break now then gonna turn around and use the refund and dump it right back into the ira

>COIN

>>57621796
they will beat and it will pump
screencap this

>>57621840
We'll see next Wednesday.

>>57621858
Oh right, I forgot you guys have that in the US. Haha, must be nice.

NVDA earnings.
Best case scenario: +10% after hours, makes a few more millionaires.
Worst case scenario: Stop loss cascade and drags down the economy with it.

Not worth it.

COINanon was right

>>57621883
>>57621883

>>57621869
Europe has those too, people just don´t get married anymore since they allowed faggots to marry.

I'm bullish on the femcel epidemic. Women are not ok these days.

>>57621611
Gum… sorry autocorrect.

>>57621611
Ohh I know it! Though I only limit myself to 12 or so a day.