/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57613319
How'd everyone's day go?

>>57613337
Breddy gud. Today's dingpost was >>57609143 so you're doing well relatively as well.

>>57613337
not checking

>Imagine trading such a broken market, that you could tell during the start of the EU session how the whole day will play out

>>57602161

>>57613337
the market just won't buy my tobacco

Long $XOM $HES

>>57613375
cannabis

Crypto is mogging the stock market. I feel embarrassed owning any stocks at all.

>>57613375
Reminder you can always move your money elsewhere and periodically check back in on tobacco to see if it's turned around.

I'm never gonna get a gal, am I...

ARM bros, we eatin good.

God bless XOM
To the anon last thread please don’t fucking kill yourself over money or your credit

>>57613398
Why not just park your money in SMCI, BITX, and MARA calls?

I am poor and will always be poor unless I win the stock market lotto
Give me some gambling ideas

Will SOUN drop when markets open or should I buy in pre market?

>>57613454
>he never came back after that post
>xom down
hope he's alright bros

>>57613498
ATER

>>57613500
Buy premarket the hype is too strong its going to run up tomorrow.
>>57613456
Too scary and I have enough exposure to crypto.

Will you hold on?
Did you hold on or just let it fall?
Did you let it fall?

Should I wait till NVDA posts earnings to play options that expire next week or EoM?

Kinda worried if it dumps it's gonna kill the bullrun desu

>>57613337
Up 3.25%. Lo, the market hath recompensed me all I lost yesterday and more. Blessed be the market. Blessed be the AI-bund of Nvidia and Super Micro. Selah.

>>57613454
There are worse reasons to kill yourself than over money, to be fair

>>57613337
>Wrote contract for $160 a week ago
>Down to $120
>Got $6 on EURNZD short
>Got $10 on silver long
>Lost $40 on gold short
>Got $30 on TSLA long
>Got $10 on some micro bioshit
Seems about right

>>57613546
Earnings reports are after market, so keep an eye on how after-market trading reacts to it. Then get up and see how pre-market trading is going. Then decide.

>>57613337
21,70% ytd. but some 5% came from deposits.

>>57613570
All the shit I wanna play is tech. I'm 99% sure AMAT is the last good tech play before NVDA. Whether it dumps or not is up in the air though.

I,m debating buying C3AI strangles because I'm pretty sure it's going to move with NVDA anyway

>>57613337
I made 4 figures

>>57613550
>can´t play that game any longer
I really fucking hate AMD

Rate my portfolio and tell me what to change plz

80k s&p500
44k brkb
30k BAKA
20K VGT
35k bitcoin

>>57613319
Based fratty SMG dudes, I don't frequent your thread. Don't mess around with AI porn. Even if you never dabbled in real porn and you pride yourself on it, don't fall victim to the AI porn trap. Good luck in your investing.

>Remember that limit hunting exists
>If there is a wall of limit orders and they get breached, chances are the stock will plunge
Order book is level 2 data, right?
But also, does this apply to short-dated options as well? Eg, will everyone suddenly rehedge and move the wall

>>57613610
s-m-h got filtered to BAKA lmao

Rate my portfolio:
SPY puts
SQQQ
SPXU
BOIL

Rate my anal cavity:
It´s this wide, pic related.

>>57613638
Not BOIL. We can't stand any more screaming. It hurts our ears, precious.

>>57613610
Sell 2k worth of bitcoin and throw it at Corcept Therapeutics (Ticker:CORT) at open.

>>57613610
4/10
>>57613616
Thanks for the tip, wanderer. Good luck on your journey.
>>57613638
9/10
No YINN, otherwise would've been a 10/10

What are some good stocks for scalping? Good ole mag 7? I need to try shorter time frame trades.

>>57613616
:(

How does the market usually react to shootings, if at all? F btw

>>57613382
but Buffett buy CVX
https://www.investors.com/news/warren-buffett-stock-buys-sells-q4-2023-berkshire-hathaway-13f/

>>57613714
gun stocks go up in anticipation of a run on guns (which is itself in anticipation of legal fights)

Put or calls for microcomputer?
This is important

>>57613714
The race of the shooters wasn't mentioned, so it was just nigs nogging, and therefore of no use to The Narrative. So no sweat.

>>57613739
do you already have the stocks? calls
do you want to buy the stocks at a discount? puts

>>57613739
If you mean SMCI, they went up another 27 points in after hours trading. I'd get up and see how they do in pre-market, then pull the trigger on whatever you're planning.

>>57613657
What are you seeing there, Undertakeranon?

>>57613769
Insiders buying calls and a nice looking 5 year after a good beat last earnings

>>57613745
You can also go by the injury:kill count

>>57613714
>>57613728
SWBI, POWW, RGR, anything else? Buncha stuff went private or sold off their pew pew business (see: VSTO last fall kek).

>>57613714
Wow, pathetic numbers by this shooter. Praying for the people who were unfortunately injured or killed by this literal retard

>>57613776
https://twitter.com/Steve_Sailer/status/1757896167151800799

>>57613771
>Insiders buying
>Insiders buying calls

>>57613769
Tell me this isn’t a pretty chart

>>57613659
>>57613676
I confused myself for a long time with that nonsense but I digress. I wasn't used to you guys using that type of stuff for your OP image and I have a lot of respect for you guys even though I don't understand it so just looking out. Be well. Make money! God bless you.

>>57613792
That does look damn fine. Guess we'll see how earnings turn out tomorrow after the bell.

Is it time to be not-quite-as-long tech stocks?

>>57613830
I'm easing out

>>57613830
Buffet sold the bottom of TSMC and Delta / American Airlines. He bought coke and apple a billion years ago with a fuck ton of money so he is doing better than just buying the S&P500

>>57613830
If you follow the smart money all you'll do is end up being exit liquidity for them. Fuck it just hold and buy other things until there's a discount on tech.

>>57613745
There are plenty of pics of them

>>57613728
>run on guns
>I buy now fast prior to them banning guns
>they won't be able to go the gunshops and ask for information about who bought a gun after the event which led to the ban and then reclaim the guns that I bought haha

>>57613855
Boating accidents were invented for a reason anon. Bury it in a safe somewhere and be forever comforted by knowing you have easy access to it when (not if) you need it.

>>57613792
Any further shill? I'm half asleep and laaazy *3~
>>57613796
I'm deep in the well right now, discovering all kinds of crap with a locally hosted generator. I generated up a lewd or two out of sheer curiosity but I will try my best to stay diligent, thanks Amigo/a, stay happy & healthy. I wish I was a Genie so I could give you a wish.

Any TA guys? Do I have time to sell out high in ENLV and buy back in before the exact date March 31

>>57613714
Uh oh stinky

>>57613854
Oh are there for once? And the press isn't burying them? Wow.

>>57613888
Hopefully they have mercy on this unfortunate young king. It's Black History Month after all. Nobody's life should be ruined over a simple lapse in judgement which could have happened to anybody in this society.

>>57613841
Yeah, Berkshire has done very well with AAPL over the years. Ironically, it had to be dragged kicking and screaming into tech stocks.

>>57613950
Maybe that has to do with the P/E. Is there a tech company with one below 20-30? Or even 10?

>>57613957
AMAT

>>57613957
CSCO

>>57613957
>>57613961
Beat me to it. Applied Materials is about 23. Their fundamentals aren't Nvidia crazy, but they aren't bad either.

>>57613659
what should i change?

>>57613550
Gonna need a source on this bad boy, buddy.

>>57613980
Raiders of the Lost Shadilay.

>>57613830
>Trusting news
>Ever
Anon, skimming that headline, ask yourself: how many shares do you think he "trimmed"? 40%? 25%? 10% of his holdings?

How about 1%?

https://www.secform4.com/holding-history/1067983/037833.html

>Trusting news
>Ever

Brawndo has what plants crave.

>>57613969
>>57613957
Texas Instruments' PE is about the same.

>>57613994
For good reason, I'm afraid.

>>57613991
The FT article text makes that clear, but you're right, the headline doesn't. It is definitely just trimming, not dumping.

it's a roastie who did the clerical error on LYFT


The typo, which actually appeared in multiple company documents on Tuesday, helped drive a 67% surge in Lyft's shares in after-hours trading. The mistake was a serious one, Risher said. But it shouldn't take away from Lyft's "butt-kicking" financial performance, he said. Risher said his team at Lyft was taking the error very seriously and noted it was corrected "within seconds of finding it." But in fact, on a call with analysts to discuss the quarterly results, Lyft executives didn't immediately note the error in their opening remarks. Lyft Chief Financial Officer Erin Brewer just began referring to the company's outlook for a 50-basis-point expansion. It wasn't until later in the call, when an analyst pointed out the discrepancy, that Brewer acknowledged her outlook was "actually a correction from the press release."

>>57613888
I love how the civil servants have tattoos like the negroes, they really become like them lol

We're going to get another bad CPI print in March, followed by a hike at FOMC shortly afterward.

>>57614051
I'd be so happy about that id cry tears of cum.

>>57614051
Powell should just rip the bandaid off and do a 1000 bps rate hike. The US dollar is dead and right now everything is on the edge of falling thanks to bullshit like CRE and credit debt delinquencies.

>>57614004
Bring back Templeton!

>>57614073
I keep pointing out that none of the inflationary figures on things like housing, access to medical care, etc -- much less those on unemployment -- take into account the TEN MILLION JOBLESS FUCKING ORCS the Feds have ushered into our country in violation of their own laws over the past 3.5 years. So yeah. Shit's gonna get worse, yo, and everyone will frown and pretend not to understand why.

>>57613888
Why the fuck do all of the cops have tattoos? Are they cartel members?

>>57613969
China share is too high

>>57614094
Meanwhile txn have de-risked in 2023.

>>57614116
I still don't like 'em. Nothing about their stock's long term performance as a financial asset inspires confidence.

In other news, anons: Should I trim some of my other holdings first thing tomorrow and buy some RXRX? Is anyone else intrigued by pic related? I am, and AI plus biotech is a heady combination. Plus look at what they did today, and what they've done in after hours trading. I am sorely tempted.

>China's baby bust is happening faster than many expected, raising fears of a demographic collapse, per WSJ.

>China will have just 525 million people by the end of the century. That's down from their previous forecast of 597 million and a precipitous drop from 1.4 billion now

How the fuck is it China has population problems but India and Africa does not despite being over 1 billion??

>>57614145
gommunism

If SMCI is pumping to the moon then why not other companies that sell H100/A100 servers like DELL?
My company uses SMCI machines so I never had experience with DELL servers

>>57614136
I was considering doing the same but SOUN is a meme stock that will go to zero during the upcoming AI crash. RXRX has some concerning financials, I would have never touched it with this news. The only viable strategy here is to buy at open tomorrow and hold until Nvdia earning, and to pray

>>57614145
China should import 300 million South Americans, that will fix it.

Are we feeling bullish? Am I going to buy some NVDA tomorrow?

>>57614145
1 child policy

>>57614163
i would have never touched RXRX without* this news.

Bad company, only worth scamming investors during this pump and dump. Don’t hold.

>>57614155
SMCI operates hand in glove with Nvidia. Their CEO's are best buds and eat lunch together, I understand.

>>57614163
>RXRX has some concerning financials
Like what? The negative P/E...? Well yeah. There is that. On the other hand, it *is* up 26% in a day, which is wealth-making even beyond SMCI's wildest dreams. On the other other hand, SMCI is actually making money.

Meh. You're prolly right.

>>57614172
Possibly, but watch it like a hawk.

>YELLEN: PRICES OF GASOLINE, EGGS, CARS AND TRUCKS HAVE DECLINED AND INFLATION OVERALL IS COMING BACK DOWN TO NORMAL LEVELS

Somebody fire this retard already holy shit

EYYYY WATCH IT WISE GUY
I'M STAGFLATIN' OVA ERE

>>57614202
Impeach her next. Impeach all of them. And then convict them.

>>57614161
Permian stronk

>>57614161
Actually lost money on this fuckin bullshit. Cheap natgas during Ukraine-Russian war. What a fuckin meme market. Should have just traded Oil again. I did back in 2021 but the price cap made me stop. Wouldn't have lost a penny on Oil. Fuckin retarded.

>>57614224
Nothing will happen. They're protected. You can commit multiple Federal felonies in public and smile, and nothing will happen -- if you're a Democrat. It's been that way for years now.

>>57614161
is it time to buy the dip? or wait for 50year low?

Sell puts on PSLV. Pocket the premiums or buy the cheap asset if price declines. $$$

>>57614270
The best determination I can make, which I am actually doing, is to slowly DCA into UNL. UNG and especially BOIL are far too subject to decay from contract rolls and volatility but UNG is spread out over 12 months and moves a lot slower by comparison. I suggest studying the long term charts of all three and seeing the differences in how they behave against long term price movement. Be aware that it can still go substantially lower. Also keep a daily watch on the CME contract quotes for the months ahead to have some idea of the expected curve, and watch the EIA STEO.

>>57614326
>UNG is spread out over 12 months
*UNL

Soundhound AI
need it or keep it

>>57614363
linked with what?

>Nvidia, $NVDA, has disclosed investments in Arm Holdings, $ARM, SoundHound AI, $SOUN, and the biotech company Recursion Pharmaceuticals, $RXRX

Bros, this entire thing feels like a gigantic case of fraud....I'm gonna load up a shitload of shorts and puts just in case.

France just reached new ATH. Lol

>>57614388
I genuinely can't wait for the day NVDA gets giga rigged after all this AI meme nonsense fizzles out once we enter the second great depression. There are going to be so many baggies it will make your head spin.

>>57614388
SMCI is 100% fraud. Their margins should be tiny.

This general is too full of low IQ chimpanzee niggers to really matter

>>57614416
no u

>>57614402
Some of us remember what stop loss orders are.

>>57614408
Explain, please.

>>57614020
>>57614093
They get those tattoos to pick up bar sluts and pre-teen girls in between Burger King meals.

gn

>>57614425
Second Quarter Fiscal Year 2024 Highlights

Net sales of $3.66 billion versus $2.12 billion in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and $1.80 billion in the same quarter of last year.
Gross margin of 15.4% versus 16.7% in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and 18.7% in the same quarter of last year.
Net income of $296 million versus $157 million in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and $176 million in the same quarter of last year.

Bank of America and their stats show decreasing cash levels... i.e., investors are putting more and more money into the market. Sentiment has also turned giga bullish and fears of recession are gone.
They also show that longing the MAG7 and US tech is the single most popular strategy by far (61%). Second is shorting China.
Gonna post more in a sec.
I mean fuckin hell this market is just insane. The market has basically been overbought for more than 3 months.
Some companies are being traded at ATH despite their revenue falling hard... wtf? I can understand stocks like MSFT, NVDA, SMCI trading at high valuations but some just don't make any sense. How can you be at ATH when your growth has gone down? When your revenue has gone down? When you slashed divvies?

UK GDP Q4 -0.3% exp -0.1%
joins japan at being officially in recession

>>57614425
They assemble motherboards. It's one of the shittiest, unprofitable, low-margin business segments in the PC market. It's not even related to AI, nor is SMCI known for making particularly good motherboards either. Their CEO might as well be one of those "Asia hustle" crypto scammers.

>>57614442
>SMCI
no, this one net

>>57614451
They're building data centers in concert with freaking Nvidia, dude.

So what we see here is a giga allocation to US tech. No bloody wonder it's pumping.
Oh and nice UK data. Worse than expected GDP (actually negative) and deflation. Big kek.
>>57614459
>Casually pumps +12% and then additional 3% in the aftermarket
Heh, nothing personnel kid. It traded in the range of 8-40 bucks until 2022. Holy mother of fuckin hell. Even if you buy the top like baggie, you realize... there is no top. It just keeps going

>>57614472
They're assembling motherboards. They've always been assembling motherboards. It's a scam built on top of a dead end business with terrible margins. Why is SMCI mooning when none of their competitors that produce better motherboards aren't? Hint: because they're committing fraud.

If -0,3% growth is a technical recession. What is +0,3% growth?

>>57614491
SCMI is literally worse than NVDA in terms of insanity

>>57614472
>>57614439
Look at the fuckin margin. Compare that with NVDA. IT EVEN DECREASED DESPITE AI

>>57614500
you're an idiot

>>57614506
>1PBTID
Wow, gottem.

>>57613498
>>57613519
Dude no I lost so much on ATER, anything change since 2023?

I'm up 50% on palantir, buy below 27 for a profit imo, good time to buy I got 511 shares holding longtrrm

>>57614416
there are some stinky niggers always in here thinking they are so smart and nobody notices they are trolling but there are others who are cool

Just longed NZDUSD lets fucking goooo

>>57613594
Why not palantir they took coles away from Microsoft and they do military work for Israel and ukraine imo either candidate winning will be profitable.

>>57613610
Rate my portfolio
Pltr 511 shares(average cost 16.50 a share) 25.30 rn
HIMS 60 shares average is like 9.50
BP I just bought 7 shares trying to get 100 by eoy

>>57613319
SOXL closed above an important trend-line in after-hours. What the fuck does it mean.

>>57613991
Am I reading that correctly, 50% of Berkshire holdings are fucking Apple? The Dunning Kruger bias is hitting me hard, I think that's a bad choice.

>>57614557
whats the trend line?

>>57614562
https://hedgefollow.com/funds/Berkshire+Hathaway

yeah

>>57614567
The last time it touched this trend line was the May-June-July rally of last year. It's at the top of it. This is unsustainable. You guys think AI robots are around the corner. Or maybe it's about to bust through to $45.

Are shorts or puts better if you're betting against a fraudulent company? Asking for a friend.

>>57614580
whats the fucking trend line faggot indicators have names
also soxl doesn't matter watch soxx

>>57614557
3x etf trend line?

>>57614562
Lmao, it's that easy. Diversified portfolio, lol.

>>57614505
Fine, fine. Fraud or not, I'm going to ride it for all it's worth and update my stop orders on a daily basis. You can rage and I will make money. It's a win-win.

>>57614589
Dude you have no idea what you're talking about. They are different funds. They have different amounts of capital. They have different investments. Look at the holdings. And they obey trendlines because real people are in charge.

>>57614570
Apple having such a big percentage is just weird, they're not the only tech company worth keeping long term, why the favoritism

>>57614598
Refer to
>>57614603

I'm thinkin' it's time to pump the rest of my money into YINN. Trend seems pretty set now.

>>57614603
you're retarded

>>57614416
rude

>>57614608
That's Warren Buffet's philosophy at work -- 'diversification is the enemy of performance.' Put all your eggs into a few baskets and watch them like a hawk. I can't disagree with him in that, though as a nerd, an investor, a consumer, and a heterosexual white man I wouldn't touch Apple with a ten foot cattle prod.

>>57614602
I didn't say it was fraud, just that the price is unjustified. I'm not gonna jump into that now.

>>57614635
I actually also only last the last 2 years cause I diversified. If I just kept shorting what I was MAINLY shorting, I wouldn't have eaten losses. Quite ironic.

>>57614622
No I'm not. Watch how you're retarded. SOXL closed above an important trend-line in after-hours. See if it matters.

>>57613957
kek love how retards on the internet think Buffett has a fetish for P/E
he prioritizes quality companies at a fair price, with emphasis on quality, he does not buy trash turnaround speculations trading at 10 P/E when the S&P is at 25

>>57614643
>>57614635
I still made more gains than losses, but the losses I made by diversifying almost fucked my gains completely.

Was +20k. Lost 5k on one bullshit, lost 5k on another bullshit. Another 5k on another bullshit. 2k now on Natgas. My gains EVAPORATED by diversifying. Fuckin never again. If I lose, I want to lose like a "retard", ALL EGGS IN ONE BASKET

>>57614651
which trend line?

>>57614661
The one pointing to May-June-July and August.

>>57614657
>diversifying a 5 figure portfolio
to me you're a retard no matter what

>>57614672
Thanks, this is really gonna hurt my feelings.

>Chinese
Check!
>glasses
Check!
>folded arms
Check!
>angled away from camera
Check!
>financial asset mooning on shitty fundamentals
Check!
>committing fraud
Check!

Has /smg/ learned nothing from the crypto pits? I knew this guy was a fraud the moment I saw his picture.

>>57614681
So I can't have an opinion. Got it.

>>57614687
There was an ever better image that screamed fraud where it was him and Nvidia CEO (muh partnerships!!!!) announcing that they were were going to have a fireside chat together about muh AI motherboards. If anyone has it saved, please post it. It could have just as easily been from a 2017 crypto scam like OmiseGo.

EUbros, are we ready for the meltup? Finna bussin sussin senpai lit fr fr bros. The UK entering an official recession can actually be construed as a positive thing.
I have to thank the USbros for carrying our arses though

>>57614687
NEW PARTNERSHIP WITH NVIDEO

AIRDROP SOON

>UK is pumping on worse GDP
>Japan also
This market is broken and everybody knows it

>>57614745
Did they announce AI with the UK GDP numbers? ;)

Does anyone have experience trading with Bollingers? I typically slurp when a stock has been below the lower Bollinger three days in a row. Tis has worked pretty nicely. Anyone has some tips?
>>57614745
Doesn't matter. Sentiment is bullish right now. I fully believe that even if a war were to be announced right now, the dip would be slurped within a week.
It's insane

>PREMARKET
>SMCI

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57614745
it's obviously pumping, they expect central bank money hose
are you retarded?

MicroStrategy in 2000 is SuperMicro in 2024.
Cisco in 2000 is Nvidia in 2024.

>>57614801
It's too early for premarket. Isn't it...?

>>57614687
So? If it's a fraud, then go long with an appropriate stop, and as soon as that stop gets hit, pivot to a short.
The market is retarded, so move with it

>>57614745
Recession lower 10y yield and risk assets go up.

>>57614813
I know, it's nothing but rate cut hopium, but it's fuckin insane.

>Recession risk assets go up
Meming?

are all traders on HKEX bipolar?

EVERYONE IS ENTERING A RECESIION WOOOOOO LETS PUMP IT JEROME CUIT THE FUCKING RATES YOU WHITE NIGGER

>>57614745
The UK stock market is irrelevant. It's pumping in the hopes of a rate cut that won't come.
They can't risk inflation again. They are going to let rates stay high for a year or more.
The UK is totally fucked btw
T. Bong

>>57614853
Should have shorted that harder instead of DAX. If DAX comes down I'm going to shift stronger to FTSE. I can't bear this fuckin retardation anymore

>>57614853
Do your official figures on inflation, housing, access to medical care take into account the 1.3 million (IIRC) orcs that poured into *your* country last year? Because if they don't they're Soviet levels of bullshit. And of course I imagine they'll blame it all on Brexit.

>>57614588
Puts aren't just a bet on price. They're also time-limited and long volatility. So it depends what you’re betting on.

>>57614864
DAX isn't even trading anymore. It's just PUMP or DUMP. But no real intraday trading. It's completely robotic now since October 2023.

>>57614853
I heard from a friend of mine that lives in the UK that it's gone utterly downhill in the last couple of years. Like, it's almost as if the country just gave up on itself.

>Germany's Commerzbank posts biggest net profit in 15 years
Heh, and you guys wonder why the markets just keep pumping. We have quite literally peak profits, great guidance, and an insanely bullish sentiment

>>57614864
I made more money longing DAX than shorting it. You cant short Germany rn, i got heemed two times in a row by trying to short DAX even if it was meant to dump

>>57614853
If you're a UK company, why ever IPO in the UK when it's just as easy to list on the NASDAQ or NYSE?

>>57614588
I sell deep in-the-money calls to avoid borrow fees. Long puts can go to 0 before your thesis plays out, if you're worried about significant losses hedge your position with a far OTM call option

>>57614853
you wanna hear the real meme?
Japan will hike rates to 0% or 0.25% by end of year. Yes, inside a recession.
Screencap this.

>Rule 2a-7 requires that each money market fund hold sufficient liquidity to meet reasonably foreseeable shareholder redemptions, as well as any other commitments it has made to shareholders.
>reasonably foreseeable
>MMFs aren’t FDIC insured.
>There have been only two known incidents in which money market funds were unable to pay 100 cents on each dollar invested in them — they “broke the buck,” in Wall Street jargon — and, despite headaches and long payment delays, no significant losses occurred in those cases. But there have been many near misses.
>Washington, DC; February 8, 2024—Total money market fund assets1 increased by $16.70 billion to $6.02 trillion for the week ended Wednesday, February 7, the Investment Company Institute reported today.
What happens when they actually lower rates and literally 6 trillion tries to exit MMF’s at the same time

>>57614897
Yeah that's the irony
>You can't short a country that is going to shit#
>like Japan
>like the UK
>actually even Netherlands was/is in a recession
>Sweden too?
>France I think too

>>57614912
it's already being talked about, not that crazy
japan is fucked

>>57614919
>>57614897
Yeah Netherlands is recession, lol. Look at AEX.

>>57614919
>Sweden
ABsolutely do not short the OMX index unless you hate money. With such a huge exposure to the US and the insane debts households have, you absolutely should not short it.

>>57614915
people who try to redeem will get like 95 cents on the dollar, and they just have to wait a few months to get par value

>>57614919
recessions are good for fighting climate change

>>57614993
The governments of Holland and Germany certainly seem to think so, or they wouldn't be trying to murder their own farm sector under color of law.

>>57615004
I'm not sure if them not subsiziding the Diesel is intented as an act to fight climate change. What would be the incentive? Are there electrical tractors and other farming equipment which farms could buy instead of using Diesel machines? They simply fucked up with the debtmakin process, cause they are retards who thought the opposition will just let it pass. Everybody could have seen that it was illegal to make debt they way they did, except them. It's so incompetent, a fuckin first semester law student could have told you that this was a bad idea. They are slimy fucks and they tried to weasel them through, but got fucked by the courts.

>>57614051
>>57614073
I can't wait for the PPI to come in lower and to confirm that corporation are still price gouging the fuck out of the consumers. This should enrage Powell to no end and hopefully making him hit the hike button like a madlad
Fuck corporate margin

>UK enters recession

IT BEGINS

>>57615038
>>57615004
And even if there were, the costs would probably be insane in comparison to a standard diesel. And there probably isn't support either as they also cut the tax incentives for buying retail electrical cars, BECAUSE their new debt which was supposed to finance this was sliced to pieces by the courts.

>>57614853
The FTSE is the only functioning market. This will be my future shorttrade. I'll watch it this year to get a better understanding and try to always make money off of shorting it.

>>57615044
It did yesterday, no? PPI came in low. And with the higher CPI... well, we all know what that means

>>57613988
thanks buddy

>>57615055
Germoney is in even worse shape.

>first thing mutts do when they wake up is dump AMD
Holy shit kill yourselves.

>Japan enters recession

IIRC didn't Japan cause a fucking global scale sell off around 2000 that fucked with tech stocks, triggering the Dot Com Bubble?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>57615055
Japs reporting they slipped into recession as well

https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/japans-economy-slips-into-recession-weak-domestic-demand-2024-02-15/

>FTSE PUMPS and DUMPS
>DAX PUMPS and dumps a little
>CAC PUMPS and rests
>OMX just pumps on
Yeah, I think I'm going to nuke the FTSE from now on.

Yields...

>>57615142
Hahaha why the fuck are you buying European garbage anon? I’m French and I wouldn’t touch the CAC with a 10 ft pole except for Hermès and LVMH.

>>57615154
>nuke
Do you know what a nuke does?

>>57615149
I told you to stop molesting her

>>57615149
Shouldn't longer term treasuries have higher rates than shorter term treasuries? It seems to me this could be catastrophic for a nation's economy...

>>57615159

>>57615164
J Powell is doing that since he sets rates

>>57615169
yes it fucked the shitty banks lats march.

>>57615149
>>57615169
It’s been inverted for two years you dumb bobo. All of the midwits who shorted in 2022 got liquidated.

>>57615169
No, you have been conditioned to think so. High short term is the natural state, to get people to frequently reinvest. When yields flip to their unnatural state the economy will explode again because why would you buy equities or invest in anything when you can just buy safe as fuck 20 year 5% bonds? It's free money and you are unlikely to outdo shit and piss to begin with. Thing is, that's during a bull market.
There will be no bull market when yields flip.

>>57615149

Nigga even changed the color of her underwear

>>57615187
Robocop? But Robocop 2 right? Don't remember this scene in the first, but I think I also haven't seen the second, but this guy is in both.

>Chrysler sales are down 59% year over year for Q4

Holy fucking hell LMAORIPBOZOKEK

>>57615217
Robocop 2.

>yield curve has been inverted for so long newfags think it's the norm
are we at the top yet?

>>57615253
>are we at the top yet?
Nobody knows. All I know is a company with $3B in revenue shouldn't increase it's mcap from $60B to $120B in 3days, if fact it shouldn't even have a $60B mcap to begin with.

>>57615253
Nvidia needs to hit 1.5k to match tech bubble highs

>>57615274
pump it

>AMD dumping ever since mutt premarket opened
AAAAAAAAAAA YOU HFCS ADDICTED FUCKING MONGRELS STOP SELLING AMD IS THE ONLY GENUINELY GROWING COMPANY IN THIS TECH MESS

Cscooooooooooo

>KRBN is the first US-listed ETF to provide access to the carbon allowances futures market.
Why shouldn't I short this? It holds literally nothing

Huge stinky female asses in my face

>>57615322
Does it track the underlying accurately?
It has daily rebalancing so it will have tracking errors long term

>>57615268
>>57615274
>>57615300
At this point I'm willing to go long just because of the absolute clown market

>>57615306
Kek baggie

>>57615337
Any ETF that holds futures loses money from carry premium contango
The underlying is made up, so there's nothing to track

>>57610607
tell her she's gonna beheem herself

>>57615339
Top signal registered.

line go up

>>57614442
>Be in a recession
>fears of recession are gone
I suppose what you don't know can't hurt you...

>>57614442
Does the US collect any info on international inflows? As a European who buys US stocks I'm under the impression that worldwide money just pours into the US because it's seen as the only safe place.

Nothing worth stealing, all businesses are worthless.

Are you people retarded?

>>57615397
See for yourself
>>57615409
I fully agree with that. I think there is a lot of inflow from Asia and EU. It quite literally is the only safe haven and has historically been the strongest market

>>57615447
could also mean, that it is not considered a tail risk anymore. Now it is just a normal risk

>>57613610
A lot more sp500. Boring but effective

>>57615425
in two weeks the world will end, this is all a bubble, and all people will realize that all money is worthless. Billions will and must die

>>57614819
SMCI is always pumping even in pre-pre-pre market

>>57615511
It's actually worse than NVDA. Not sure if worse than AMD.

>>57615530
List more stocks you didn't buy so I can do it

>>57615539
Bayer, BASF, Apple, Adyen

These crypto stocks are fucking retarded is anyone playing COIN earnings?

I coom twice before the market opens as I feel that makes me a better trader. Is this normal?

>>57615583
To what? For me, it's lesbian ass licking

>>57615583
No, is it working for you though?

>>57615210
That's why the market is begging for jpow to just lower the rates. They will just cope until the using any liquidity to buy more nvda.

>>57615612
we will hike before we lower

>just look at the yield curve!

>2 more weeks until russia nukes us from orbit, the dollar collapses, and china invades taiwan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYBxCWStSE
i am the chud rocker got pissy about :)
what kind of beta bitch even watches fucking VTUBERS
FUCKING VTUBERS

>>57615649
>Had a nice egg and cheese breakfast, drinking a cup o coffee and eating some chocolate cake.
>MFW new Mr.Rockerfeller /smg/ update.
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
What a good start to the day.

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>>57615649
>MFW this is an old update.
...

Can we get a list of countries in a recession:
Germany, UK, Japan, China

>>57613319
made for Big Orc Cock

Anybody here ever use margin funding to exercise their options contracts? Can I get good margin funding terms if I can pay back the loan in like an hour after I immediately exercise the ITM options?

>>57615703
Elfcoomers should be banned

>>57615708
you should probably read up on how margin lending works instead of getting financial advice from 4chan

>>57615720
Schwab said you *typically* need 50% reserves relative to what they'll lend you, but under certain circumstances will they ever loan you more if you can prove that you can pay it back right away?

Looks like I sold my SOUN too soon. After holding since last May I was ready to move on

PayPal 300 options, 65 usd strike price, expiry date 16 01 2025, underlying 59.06usd. Paid 238usd.

Alibaba 200 options, 79usd strike price, expiry date 17 01 2025, underlying is 73.71usd, paid 191usd

These are my first two options I ever bought. Rate them, PayPal is a bit of a risk on its own, Alibaba has macro risk

>>57615799
>buying options

>>57615799
youre going to lose so much money, my god.

>>57615813
Calls. I meant calls

>>57615824
What do you mean? These are warrants, not knock outs. It's 238 + 191 so it's 429

>>57615831
>options
>calls
>warrants
You have no idea what you're doing lmfao.

>>57615839
Oke. Then explain here

>>57615858
No retard we are not your fucking investopedia. You bought out of money calls with stupid strike price you troglodyte. Best hope to unload them on some 0DTE degenerate.

>>57615858
A call is an option and a warrant is something completely different, it gives you the right but not the obligation to purchase shares at a pre determined price before the expiration date.

Finally gonna dump my MARA bags, I'm out.

Oh no. Japan and Britain slipped into recession. My poor hentai manga!. But on the other hand, bring on the cheap shares, ripe for bagging if the U.S is next!

>Login in IBKR website.
>Enter authentication code correctly.
>It doesn't work.
>Try a few times.
>I get locked out of the account, now need to contact costumer service and change password to regain access to account.
>Open IBKR Trader Workstation.
>Enter log in credentials.
>Enter authentication code correctly.
>Logged in successfully and can trade now.
Short IBKR.

>SOXL pre market

omx is a beast

>>57615893
Warrants are issued by the company itself.
And what the platform says:
Warrants
Warrants are a derivative that give the right, but not the obligation, to buy or sell a security—most commonly an equity—at a certain price before expiration.


They both give you the right but not the obligation to purchase share at pre determined price before expiration
Unless it's a knock out then it auto executes.

I see the problem. Its in translation, shit means different thing here. Trade Republic does not have actual options, its all warrants packaged differently. It's Kraut stuff

>>57615905
the FTSE went up because recession means rate cuts

who the fuck is buying chink and hk shit today

>SOUN up 70% in pre market

>>57615967
Won't be surprised if Soxl hits 45/share by Friday.

>>57616004
>SOUN
>$13M Revenue.
>$1B Market capitalization.

so SOUN has some undefined connection to NVDA which may or may not mean anything, and the stock jumps 70% just like that

Prepare your anus

>>57613854
The police called them "non hispanic White" apparently. They're from El Salvador.

MUMUBROS WE WERE TOO COCKY
((Hindenburg)) has taken a short position in one of our stocks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

ROKU, COIN, DKNG, and PENN are the ones that matter here

>>57616072
What the fuck are those analysts smoking...

JXJT bros they're shorting our ponzi

>>57616085
analysts are the biggest clowns.. they gave SMCI a 65 target underperform rating 10 months ago

>>57616075
I assume L3 means maximum importance?
If so then I disagree that anything but PPI matters, really.

>>57616103
Fair

>>57616085
>>57616095
or i.e. NVDA got a hold rating by 3 of those analyst geniuses just a handful of days before it started it's biggest bullrun ever

>>57616075
anon all the numbers are fake, we will pump

Why OXY down on earnings beat? Something with guidance? Warren save me pls

next
>>57616167
>>57616167
>>57616167
>>57616167

SOUN is a fucking shitco, fuck NVDA it knows exactly what it's doing

>>57616171
I'm in at 3.80

>>57615217
>>57615251
Wasnt he teasing Caine with his goop sups ?

>>57616075
Retail sales had to be fucked even with the holiday season right?
I heard credit debt didn't expand as heavily as expected last quarter.

>>57616169
>buying OIL with a woman CEO
Even Warren has a touch of TARDATION sometimes.

antibump

>>57615799
>first two options I ever bought
Don't buy options, sell options