/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57611097
>>currently fucking two female coworkers
Prepare for to lose it all from allegations

They want you to breed new scientists. That is why you're on payroll.

>>57611097
An extremely powerful move you can try to pull off is to impress them by actually researching something they might like, try to read what tau is doing with logical ai, sound real smart, make them fall in love with your wit and smarts. After that you can slowly start to become more and more indispensable to them, this way you secure your job and your fucktoys, becoming the ultimate nowork chad

>>57611097
stories that never happened: the thread

>>57611230
>realize i will never be the breedpump of two horny pointdexter babes
>realize op will probably continue their bloodlines and improve humanity by providing more scientists into the world
Why live bros

>>57611238
shut up

>>57611241
realize no one cares that you can't be chad honey badger with honey badger erc lol kek the honey badger always wins that's why my wife left me and her boyfriend is way hotter and more importantly has honey badger erc tokens and he will be able to impregnate my wife with honey badger babies

>found hidden cameras in my bathroom
>step sister is recording me in the shower
>go into her room at night
>she is masturbating watching me in the shower
>she has started coming up to me and telling me im stinky and that I should take a shower so she gets more content

>>57611125
that only applies to successful men lol
if you are just a dumbfuck with a big dick you can get away with anything you want

>>57611097
so you are a chad that gets paid to fuck the women at your work? life is not fair bros....

>>57611411
listen here mr chad i make my own rules maybe if you bought some $hoba tokens you would have a girlfriend with a cute little ass and some bazoongas too

I’m jealous as fuck. I really wish that I could experience sex.

>>57611411
the story is fake though so don't feel too bad

>>57611323
porn ruined you

>>57611452
>well you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first you pathetic jealousy-ridden dickhole

>>57611466
it may be fake for OP but chads are very much real.

>>57611363
Famous last words

>>57611097
They are shedding vax spikes on you
Good luck

>>57611097
Op here i just wanted to add im trans if that matters, my id has changed i wont use the old is anymore

Corporate psyops scare me, private companies thrive on information asymmetry

>>57611230
I am smart but lazy. I'm doing some MIT free courses in their fields to try and make their post-sex pillow talk experience more enjoyable.

>>57611097
give yourself some credit, at least you are the anti-stress toy of important people, in a sexy way of course
I would like to do something similar so that my BIGMIKE bags for more green numbers, not everyone is that lucky

and threads like this is exactly why biz is shit now and you have to go on twitter and telegram to find any good alpha these days. im glad the jannies let threads like this shit populate the board while they ban anyone else for "advertising" whenever you make a thread talking about something new.

you dumb fucks probably dont even know about the 404 meta going on