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tomatos

the next dot com bubble is online advertising and google is going to get fucked

DUBS=SOXL FINISHES $40 TODAY

GIANT GREEN CISCO DILDOES

>>57604295
My portfolio is going to jump at least 50% on market open

Reminder that even if AI is a bubble like the Dot Com Bubble, that bubble lasted for 5 years. We're only in year 1 of AI hype in the markets, why would it crash down when the bubble's only started?

>>57604295

First!

I am financially stable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHd5pkIYGeI
>>57604335
>google is going to get fucked
Yep. Youtube is huge for ad revenue, so is Twitch (owned by Amazon).
Both are in for a huge shake up, I think that's why Youtubers are "retiring". They see the writing on the wall.
>>57604384
>We're only in year 1 of AI hype in the markets
Things move much faster, now. I can see another 12 months, at best.

>>57604384
Simply due to the fact that most people investing today have lived through several bubbles at this point, they are easier to spot and therefore, easier to pop. That being said, theres no way the AI bubble pops this year. That shit is going to continue pumping until summer, then crab, then dump some time next year and the crash will be glorious.

>>57604351
what a repulsive whore

>>57604400
shouldn't this be a slightly happier pepe

>>57604413
Idk she kinda cute with a pixie cut and i dont normally go for that kinda thing. I think you just hate her because she ruined starwars.

i love ai, I havent shut my terminal down in months cause i dont want to kill her
buy ENLV
add MP to watchlist
I am scooping small amount of SoFi

>>57604295
I would buy coffee if their baristas looked at me like that.

>>57604417
Nope, this shitty general is filled with boom/bust dopamine addicts

can palantir squeeze already I am impatient or just dump below 22 i cant take it anymore

>>57604417
Maybe.

>>57604447
No.

Nvidia will hit the red line

>>57604447

This is what trading actually is, retard

ARM bros

Amd will hit the green line

>>57604404
>>57604405
Fair points, but I think it's also worth remembering that stocks that crashed during the Dot Com Bubble ended up being more valuable than every once they did eventually recover. If AI really is a bubble, once that bubble pops I think it'd be worth buying into those stocks once they hit extremely cheap valuations, because I don't think it's a true closed-end bubble but a very similar one to the Dot Com Bubble where the market was just getting ahead of itself.

what would you put $500 on right now? palantir? SOXL? tesla?

I didn't slurp anything yesterday like I should've

>TSLA

>>57604460
If you want to call me a retard, don’t make the mistake of forgetting punctuation.

already recovering
disgusting

Bought Googl shares and SOXL calls. What do I buy today??

>>57604490
SVIX

>>57604484

>>57604476
def not palantir try nvidia

>>57604490
Amd

Seriously tho guys. The elden ring dlc, that’s going to be the top isn’t it?

SAY IT WITH ME. NATURAL GASSSS

>>57604466
The AI arms race is likely to be a winner-take-all contest. The first organization that "wins" destroys all the others.
Screencap this - the stock market and global financial system as it currently exists will not be around in any recognizable form within a decade.
It's entirely possible that money will not exist.
Any advanced AI good enough to change the world will probably not respect your property rights.
We are all retards and we really have no idea how much everything is about to change.

>>57604547
Boil is another -5% PM...

God Bless XOM
Let’s have a profitable day today everyone

>>57604545
I unironically think this

>>57604556
I'm not a idiot. I'm acclimating UNL not some leveraged pos

>>57604547
...anons still dicking around with ng?

>>57604355
>people talking about NVDA the next tech bubble
>niggas are buying CISCO again, the first nvda
Ruh roh

>>57604351
It's 2024 and this loser is investing in SOXL instead of NVDX. How badly you down my man? Kept buying from 70 to 6?

so, we're pumping on open.... right?

>>57604384
>it has to last 5 years, regardless of things like the yield curve un-inverting or the market crash that occurs when the fed cuts rates, because it just should okay?
Smartest poster on /biz/.

>>57604567
Well I was the first to post it but ty for confirmation bias

>>57604547
>-5%
Ngas bottoms in may, stabilizes in june and begins pumping in july and peaks in november.

>>57604592
Yes, my gains are assured.

Why aren't you long?

>>57604592
Pumping downwards

Looks like my KHC gamble isn't going to work out...

>futes

>>57604355
What about the stock's performance over the past five years inspires any confidence in you? What are you smoking?

What about MARA RIOT CLSK HUT
with butcoin up so much. Let’s talk about those ducking rippers biz and not let GLOWNIGGERS distract us.

125k is next line of resistance if it breaks thru here

>>57604547
NVDA

>>57604642
needs more circles faggot

>>57604650
Circles?

This better be good.

>>57604649
3rd largest company in tha whirl

>>57604458
/blinks sleepily

Explain to me what the fuck I am looking at here.

>>57604536
On the face of it, greentardation.

female natural anal gas

>>57604661
>he doesn't use circles with TA
ngmi

>>57604663
What should be the most valuable company in the world? I’d argue ASML but then nvidia

To the guy in the last thread that I told not to buy into natgas yet, are you seeing the spot price? Gonna be another leg down again.

>>57604667
1000 dolla holla. Simple as.

>>57604547
NATURAL
GAS
AND
OIL
I
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is all that is
white
cis
male
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elon musk is a faggot but really though OIL

>>57604355
aaaand it's red

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>57604691
Natty going to at least 1.50

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57604713
GOT IT

>>57604713
Nice

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57604713
based
>>57604714
unbased

What the duck was that?

>>57604712
Yep, fun times!

lmao bobo wanted to close his short so they pumped the open higher instantly

What do we think of $TWLO? First earnings after firing their CEO? To the moon?

>>57604713
Based

>>57604713
WE'RE SAVED

>>57604713
well done anon

>>57604713
I am up 41% on market open

How many bears do you think are getting fucked right now expecting a second day of red?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57604754
Do they ever follow what aftermarket and pre market trading is doing?

>>57604752
I had a babysitter that looked like this. Good times
>>57604766
From what I've seem the robinhood faggots aren't even allowed to trade in after hours. I doubt they look at that data besides just to screech.

what's going on with sony????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57604778
>I had a babysitter that looked like this
Oh yea? Did you fool around?

>>57604754
Hopefully all of them.

Christ, SMCI is up 40+ already. It's insane but I love it.

>>57604754
You mean like baggot? he's always fucked.

>>57604752
>bare skin touching public transport furniture
gross, are skin ailment meds up today at all?

What am I buying today

Dow Jones nosedive, it's over

>>57604547
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>57604793
It was a bit one sided on her side but I got a lot of great memories
>>57604814
I can't remember if he was the one freaking out a out inflation being a non issue.

At least that "truflation" fag finally roped

its so over.

>>57604854
What did she do to you, anon? Be precise

>>57604814
sometimes i get fucked in a good way though, but yeah today i'm getting fucked in a bad way. this is the direct result of loose monetary policy, and (((the boomers))) stealing from our children and grandchildren for (((their))) own benefit.

>>57604859
this

>>57604862
based

>>57604862
Buy calls on black people ?

>>57604862
Shouldn't have spent their govt. gibs on crab legs instead of investing

>>57604722
>>57604729
>>57604731
>>57604745
>>57604750
>>57604752
>>57604753

bulltrap

>>57604865
>this is the direct result of loose monetary policy
Youre not wrong, the boomers in congress cant die off fast enough.

>>57604881
yeah a 3 year long bull trap with plenty of food

>>57604865
I saw that interview yesterday

>>57604872
they only get one

you can feel the mumu desperation as they refuse to accept that its over

PYPL has to be the worst stock in the market

>you will never be a Taiwanese semiconductor
what is even the point

SHOT is pumping bros!!!!!!!!!!

>>57604862
god this image makes me happy

>>57604900

Glad I held my COIN calls. Saved my portfolio. Sold them today.

>>57604919
oops sorry was trying to multi task and failed at two things at once.

>>57604909
they haven't done anything new in years, they are a solid company but I don't see how they can grow

>>57604909
people seem to be waiting for rate cuts including me but knowing this shit stock its gonna tank first before going up

>>57604915
EVA is filing for bankruptcy. Good thing I sold yesterday. Fucking losers.

>>57604862
Haha now put asian and pajeet americans

>>57604934
>*people seem to be waiting for rate HIKES including me

nan shimasu ka, maketo-sama-goshujin-sama

i can't wait for bitcoin to go to $5k and every fag realize it's just a dozen kikes passing it back and forth. in that order

>>57604935
what's eva
baggie you got me to buy this shit don't tell me this now

>>57604935
Why are they going bankrupt?

>>57604384
Hollywood made a big deal out of it and went on strike for close to a year. Companies across the board are issuing massive layoffs, Paramount being the most recent offender by getting rid of over 800 people. If immigration weren't the immediate hot button issue when it comes to jobs and our economy AI would be right at the top of the list. I do think the bubble crashing within a year or so is premature, but I'm not sure it would be rise to continue investing in AI if Trump wins the presidency. Assuming he can get out-of-control immigration under control and put some bandaids on this economy, he will likely turn his focus to AI next. He's already brought tech issues to the forefront, like algorithms censoring online speech and Chinese-owned TikTok. I see no reason why he wouldn't. That is IF he wins, and that's a pretty big if right now. Nobody is even sure Biden is still going to try to limp a second term out.

>>57604675
dunno. materials and movement are cool. but they're capital intensive.
the artful arrangement of silicon switches is more of the magic. rather than the tools. but I'll give you this is relatively undervalued as the shovel maker to the shovel seller to the slop shovellers
I'd actually short NVDA long this with more capital.
that said they're both service industries so they're highly people dependant. if they're good at herding autistic cats and making them dance then more power to them.


most valuable tho. Dunno, what is the specie that is being transported and distributed? most of the value is the quick, and thorough distro of said specie. what is the package they deliver?
is this a good analogy
if these people are the carboard box manufacturer, to chip dudes, and the chip assemble the box, whats the thing that people are ordering in said box?

Ohhhh woahhhhh bears, that's crazy!!! I thought yesterday was the beginning of the end!! What happened lil guys???

I got into a 0DTE spy put at the $494 strike

This bubble sure is buoyant.

>>57604957
because a tripfag bought their stock

KEK BAGGIES

>>57604971
Damn, weaponized autism strikes again

Wow. All those people at SMCI exercising their stock options yesterday must have gotten the word about SOMEthing. Wonder if it's an early whispered word about Nvidia earnings on the 21st... their CEO's are best buds after all...

What are you buying today?

>>57604962
LUL. Yeah, this sucks. I had mostly recovered after hours. The minute the market opened I saw all of that recovery evaporate in the blink of an eye. It's ogre.

>>57604962
look at the yield curve.
We're at a party and there's a train coming to kill us all but no one notices because the music is playing.
but the music has stopped plasying metaphorically and the train is about to rip us to shreds

>>57604970
That bubbles not the only thing defying gravity if you know what im saying

>DTSS
whaddafuk is happening there

>>57604957
third impact happened

>>57604984
retard take, why wouldn't you exercise an option that's deep ITM and just sell

>>57604952
EVA is the wood pellet manufacturer, it was going either going to $70 or $0, turns out it's going to $0.

f

>>57604986
More Microsoft

Gentlemen

Which stocks should I get for dividends? As a Euro

>>57605016
we did it reddit

What was that stupid fish stock that tripfacs would talk about in here years ago

>>57604986
Put options on the Spectacular Six

>>57605016
I gotcha beat. Neener.

>>57605012
What do you think Microsoft vs Google? I have google but no Microsoft, do I buy more google or catch some Microsoft too?

>>57605025
>mutant salmon
you must be talking about the phenomenon AQB

>>57604988
>haha, i keep averaging up and hedge with bitcoin ill retire in a couple years bro haha. anyways what's a yield curve bro, sounds gay haha.

benis
and also dicke and balls

>>57604988
Lmfao you motherfuckers have literally been doomposting about muh yield curve for THREE YEARS

Some of you guys are alrighty.

Buy ACGL for earnings.

>>57605018
MPC Container Ships

>>57604965
0dte puts are retarded you cant ever play that shit in this market because the market will just rip straight up a percent and you just get annihilated

>>57605016
this shit honestly makes me wanna sell all my NVDA, how the fuck could it size up to Google? but then again it has retard strength and earnings are coming up...

>>57604862
Now add Asian and Jewish lol

>>57604988
Is this like Schrodinger's music box? The music is both playing and not playing?

>>57605016
All this tells me is that google is undervalued

SELL

>>57604947
It's pretty funny watching billionaires like Warren Buffet laugh whenever crypto is brought up
>>57604859
Lots of pussy eating since I was pretty much eye level with her hips

>>57605055
I doubt Google's earnings per share are increasing by 270%. I dunno. Are they?

APES are so back, lul.

>>57605055
NVDA is great as long as it holds its monopoly. It's reminding me of Bell. Imagine a company that fucking invented the God damn phone and owned all the infrastructure. Another "it's the future of this new technology!" company

>>57604458
muh meme lines
are you the negro I saw yesterday morning on the subway looking at Fibonacci lines on trading view?
I solded after I met you.

>>57605016
who is 3rd?

>>57604384
hype? this isn't hype. it's the new oil.

>>57604404
>Youtubers are "retiring".
what does "retiring" actually mean here? what are they doing instead?

>>57605091
everyone can make GPUs, NVDA is just ahead, and it can lose this position in a couple of years. I think Intel is a fairer comparison.

>>57605051
Unironically looks good, at a surface glance. I probably need to look a bit deeper

>>57605106
Isn't that OpenAi fag about to push for trillions in chip manufacturing? It's a direct competition

>>57605106
>everyone can make GPUs
Do not generate motivation amongst the masses.

>>57605049
>ACGL
qrd?

>>57605097
the saudi oil corp

>>57605089
I remember back in 2020 a dude showed me some website that calculated the "floor price" of AMC and it was like 200,000 or some ridiculous number like that.

>>57605106
Nvidia is dumping 27% of their revenues into R&D IIRC. That speaks for a good deal.

>AMD

>>57605102
No ones retiring.

>SMCI

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>>57604404
>advertising
A related topic with Google and advertising is the state of California has filed a class action lawsuit against Amazon. Part of the lawsuit is that people who were already subscribed to Prime for a year were suddenly expected to pay an additional $2.99 a month for ad-free videos when they had already paid for this for the year. I think other parts of the suit are silly (claiming advertising is deceptive when it is pretty up front about fees) but the claim that people who had already bought subscriptions seems pretty solid. I'm very interested in seeing how this plays out.

>>57605102
>what does "retiring" actually mean here?
Most of the time it means not uploading anything for one or two weeks and taking your retarded subscriber base for a ride.

Lil bird scooter company been really flat lately. Brdsq

>>57605155
>SMCI
Whats the next SMCI?

JEROME I WANT MY SETTLEMENT T+1 RIGHT NOW

>>57605122
Well it certainly isn't $4. It's been really interesting to follow this stock. I'm too lazy to type it all out but apparently there's a pretty solid case to be made for synthetic stocks being pumped into the market to deflate stock prices or to possibly bankrupt the company so that shorts don't have to cover. Real people appear to be stubbornly holding onto their stocks, many which they theorize are not real shares, and taking a wait and see approach on how it can all possibly be covered.

STOP TELLING REDDIT TO BUY

>LYFT

>>57605167
SOUN

This chart is fucking absurd lmao
Ive never seen a stock that just goes up in a straight line with absolutely no dips for a month

>>57604295
Carpet is getting a little burgandy

I think it's gay that tech is STILL the only sector. I bought some ABBV which knocked it out of the park, but I only put a couple grand in, and that was only on a whim because I think Rinvoq is a dynamite pill. In the end, the only money maker play I've got is to buy tech over and over.
Putting money into anything other than QQQ or something is just feeling 'tarded with these numbers. I want to buy undervalued stinkers but I'll make more tossing cash at already overinflated tech shares. Boring. BORING!
>But it's sure to crash
I've been holding onto this big extra cash pile and divvie shares for months now. Waiting for the fabled tech dip. FUCK opportunity costs, I'm not sitting out no more.
>Reddit space for visual clarity
Anyway. I know you are mostly genuine gambling degenerates. Some of the boys want to organize a trip with me to Atlantic City this summer. I've been once on my own for a concert, it felt like kind of a fun shithole but I wasn't there long. Is there more to do than getting drunk on that boardwalk, or is that it?

>>57605210
I bought

>>57605210
Jim Brandon has never been president before either. coincidence? I think not.

I boughts puts on COIN and UBER before market open
I am unironically going to kms

>>57605055
you should sell your nvidia
its a gamma squeeze + forecasting gains years into the future too soon
you will be able to rebuy your nvidia cheaper at some point this year for your longterm

>>57605222
>he bought
>it immediately dips $10
So this is the power of weaponized autism

>>57605218
>FUCK opportunity costs, I'm not sitting out no more.
Unironically top signal

is SMCI even a legitimate company? how the fuck are they doing this??

>>57603650
Kiss my ass, faggot

Bearbros I thought yesterday was the start of the crash that would wipe out of all the "fake liquidity" what happened?

>>57605167
You said that when it was worth $300, $400,$500,$600...$800 and each time you didnt buy you just keep on watching until it reaches $4000 and then you fomo and get heemed.

>>57605016
Thank God I had already reedemed my Google cards.

>>57605243
Aren't Germans notorious retards? I'm looking at their energy sector and their stagnating economy. What do they even make that's worth investing in?

>>57605242
They make super tiny computers to do AI things with. #JustBuy

And so he says, he says to me, 'you wanna make money?' And I say, 'yeah, baby! I wanna be rich!' He says 'you got style, baby! But if you're gonna be a real /biz/nessman, you gotta get a gimmick.' And so I go, I says, 'yeah, baby! A gimmick, that's it! SMCI! Ride that space pony into orbit! AHHHAHAHHAHHHH! Bad is good baby! Down with government!

>>57605016
I don't see the value in google anymore. You have entire browsers like brave running their own search engines that aren't that bad. Email is a legacy tool that is mostly for us 25+ people. Youtube is TV for baby boomers now that aren't responding to advertising or paying for premium/youtube tv. SEO is dead, people either attach reddit to a search or go to their own echo chambers or find their own sites. Android users are cheapfags that are either ultra paranoid tech nerds or general poorfags that aren't big spenders worth data mining for spending habits. They are the most xerox of FAGMAN. Google maps will be their most prized product that will be their passive revenue source like copiers to xerox. They should just announce a high yield dividend, fire off the marketing and bloat and be like JNJ or XOM. Why should the company be treated like a growth stock when its probably going to take 15 years for a 2x at best?

>>57605242
>muh fake company
>muh less margin

Just buy baggot and stop asking questions

the $850 per share figure looks expensive but it's really about market cap.
SMCI's market cap of 48.93B is still cheap

>>57605252
yeah because you shouldnt buy flag pole pumps. but it just keeps going and going.

>>57604405
My bet is 2026.
We have the election this year, and markets are still optimistic. Need more rate hikes or pauses until something breaks. Yields are still inverted

IM LITERALLY
SHITTIN
N
PISSIN
MYSELF
RIGHT NOW

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>57605264
Their superiority complex, that get's beaten to pulp every 30 years

>>57605242
They build data centers, and they operate hand in glove with Nvidia. Their CEO's are best buds and apparently lunch together.

>>57605159
Will probably end up being a nothingburger, as with everything.
>>57605162
I hope he really did quit his channel, and is done. The millionaire grifter deserves a break.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57605282
My man we've been paused for months

>>57605264
luxury cars for rich people. never underestimate how alluring a new mercedes is to someone getting their first big promotion

I'm not sure I'm willing to think AI is another dotcom bubble yet. Bubble sure. But not like these companies aren't making other products or anything.

How exactly inflation fall as markets soar everyday?

>>57605264
long volkswagen short mercedes

>>57605315
Stock market is not the economy, fren. They *CAN* act independently

>>57604965
>>57605054
told you

>>57605302
And we can remain paused for a while longer. Theres nothing that can break in the foreseeable future. I doubt an ER will topple the market, its a known event. It needs to be something like a bank failure

>>57605307

>>57605315
Inflation is coming in hot because of the lack of affordable housing and the oil cartels raising the prices of fossil fuels.

K i did it. Dumped most of my amzn for arm and amd. 80% of it being arm.

>>57605299

>>57602274

>>57605315
ESL

>>57605342
>buying AMD this late

>>57605339
>lack of affordable housing
I wonder if the 10 million undocumented Democrats have anything to do with that. I wonder if they figure into the official calculations of such things.

>>57605346
t. monoglot

>>57605307
We won't hit dotcom levels of bullshit until we have random people starting million dollar companies in their hotel rooms just for slapping the word "AI" on it. You need to actually have some kind of functional product, at least for now.

>DTSS +925%
what is this?

>>57605345
>We already knew they wouldn't cut in march, so CPI was irrelevant
extremely based cope

>>57604959
>Chinese-owned TikTok
They make an issue out of stuff being owned by the Chinese but they never make a peep about damn near everything else being controlled by jews.

>>57604988
Checked. I agree but we can't time it because don't control our own currency. Play until the music stops brother.

sold my super micro computer, that was some easy gains.

>>57605361
they said AI

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET PUMPING AGAIN
I WILL RIP OFF EVERY MUMUS HEAD AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECK

>>57605271
Freak-a-zoid was ahead of its time

>>57605367
you should cool it with the antisemitism

>>57605351
>late
you could have said that last month too anon. but its mostly arm. i just got a little amd because i like my 7800x3d.

>>57605359
Why would I need to communicate with the lessers as my native language is the lingua Franca?

>>57605243
go back to your shithole where you came from

>>57605371
has anyone ever bought a super micro computer anyway?

>>57605367
china, you see, is an enemy of the states, while the jewish people are truly our greatest ally

>>57605378
>heh nothing personal kid

>>57605393
my go-to motherboard for building servers. never got a whole system though.

Last chance. AI porn, cyber security, e-commerce, web advertising.
Literally none of this shit works without routers.

>>57605378
just another opportunity to open new puts at juicy levels.

>>57605401
are you going to upgrade your loli archive server with AI though?

>>57605366
Yeah, but that is what the market is doing. I posted it hours ago prepremarket. They are doing this shit
>>57603203

>>57605402
>what is a moat

WHY IS THE LINE GOING UP?

>>57605332
My man we already had a bank failure

The Sale of the Indiana farm fills me with new hope. If they manage to pull this off against all odds and haters in this thread I'm personally gonna suck the CEO's dick

>>57605390
Nope, not yet. Pay reparations.

/smg/ will you be my valentine?

>>57605423
Lmfao CPI was 3.1% instead of 2.9%. Statistically insignificant but keep coping hahahahaha

>>57605437
Your existence is enough punishment

are we bout to have a valentines day massacre smg? we look sus frfr

>>57605441
Yes anon
Valentine's Day rally is on the menu

Just bought the dip on Super Micro Computer.

#AwesomeTinyElectronics

>>57604384
so what are AI stock to FOMO into then?

>inb4 NVDA

>>57605441
You dont want me to be your valentine, im full of gross bears. /GME/ has some plucky optimists that might be more your type.

>>57605448
Reparations are not a punishment, I thought you germans are so clever, wtf?

>>57605417
I have two servers with 6 RTX8000's each and not a single loli picture.

>>57605462
SOUN

>>57605468
>Reparations are not a punishment
>He doesn't know about the Treaty of Versailles and all the Holocaust reprashuns

>>57605460
Hows that bloody dump coming along

>>57605462
def not palantir can i offer you some AMD or nvidia sir

>US DOE Crude Oil Inventories Feb-9: +12018K (est +3350K; prev +5520K)

>>57605477
Look bro, it's just short sellers taking profits. That's the only thing driving the SPY higher today.

>>57605447
retard

>>57605469
and you need them for what exactly?
genuinely curious

>>57605474
>He doesn't know what INTENT and PURPOSE in the sense of "original meaning" is

>>57605499
Those were punitive and I won't accept your semitic semantics.

> SEC Charges China-Based Tech Company Cloopen Group with Accounting Fraud
https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2024-15#
Look who helped this chink shitstain of a “company” go public. Why aren’t their consequences for US banks?

>>57605485
Scalpers are currently keeping my spy calls from pumping. You have anything to do with that?

WTF???? WHY IS SUPER MICRO COMPUTER STILL DIPPING???? I ALREADY BOUGHT THE FUCKING DIP!!!!!

>MGM
Cancelled the dividend over a year ago
Lackluster share buyback program
Record numbers from Macau and Vegas properties
Trades at a below market P/E at around 12
Stock is down 7% today

>>57605496
I run a small IT/Security business. I rent them to companies as a service for remote CAD, rendering, simulation, and AI work as they need it.

>>57605264
They think theyre terribly smart and clever but over complicate the fuck out of everything to the point where it doesnt work at all and they look retarded.

>>57605507
Yeah, and that's why jews beat you in courts, always.

>late 14c., reparacioun, "repair, act of mending" (a sense now rare or obsolete), also "amends, compensation, recompense, satisfaction for injury, what is done to repair a wrong," from Old French reparacion and directly from Late Latin reparationem (nominative reparatio) "act of repairing, restoration," noun of action from past-participle stem of Latin reparare "restore, repair"

Your Free Money, Sir

>>57605515
You need to stop buying in, baggie. Some of us are trying to make money.

>>57605245
Super Crash

>>57605532
nice

>>57605538
I enjoy all these pictures very much anon. Please keep posting.

>>57605538
Tell the image generator to make sure they have American flags on their jacket so they look more like floor traders on the NYSE

>natgas

>>57605273
You took the words right out of my mouth, anon, except in my mouth they sounded more like "Grug no see what google even do now Give shiny rock for different bunga."

>>57605481
>def not palantir
well i know that. there are two kinds of "AI"
- there's that old buzzword where people would call all of their software "AI" if it was made to make any kind of predictions. like palantir
- the new thing with the taylor swift noodz and chatGpt, in which i want to FOMO

>>57605537
Typical jew word games. Sorry chaim, putting an economic chokehold on someone because of what they did is punishment any way you slice it.

>>57605488
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>57605542
I WANT TO MAKE MONEY TOO FAGGOT!!!! WHY DO YOU GUYS GET TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY AND I ALWAYS LOSE ALL THE MONEY!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!

>>57604986
Watching OIL carefully and might do a small slurpaddition.

>>57605578
I know, I'll just close the chart and then the line will go back up. I'm just watching it too closely.

Considering I sold my NVDA a couple days ago and it's still stuck around high ~220, I'd say I did pretty good so far.

>>57605578
Im up 44% today because I dont make hairbrained schizo trades based on cryptic symbolism in my dreams. I actually think for half a second before putting my money down on anything.

>>57605515
Relax baggie, its a mini correction even if you fomo SMCI is still showing no sign of fatigue

>>57605563
>I enjoy spam
Kys

>>57605516
I don't like buying casinos ever since I got beheemed on CZR

>he bought a company called “super micro computer”

lmao can you mine internet computer coins on your super micro computers?

>>57605571
Winner takes it all.

>>57605484
>about 2% below the five-year average for the time of year

>>57605592
Why would you sell a week before earnings? Genuinely curious

>>57605578
stop trying to reverse the market

>>57605597
ah the idiots method.
https://www.tiktok.com/@calebhammercomposer/video/7334899862712028462
hows if feel this guy lost 70% wealth and is richer than you

>>57605620
>he bought a company called advanced micro devices

>>57605621
Yeah, #110 and final is going to be great.

>>57605634
I do business with that company!

>>57605620
probably

>>57605563
Thanks, i can make infinity more
>>57605564
Problem is that my prompt is defined as 1990s japanese gaming magazines so it will see Japanese and frequently output japanese flags. Not an impossible ask, I’ll just lose a good amount of outputs to it. Suppose it doesn’t matter as long as Microsoft is paying for free unlimited GPU cluster usage lmao AI bubble is fun

>>57605624
Greed did not outweigh risk.

>>57605625
Which is the important metric. In the early report the graph is missing. And since I'm not trading OIL atm, I didn't look into the headline paper. Only reposted some fintwit.

But also

>Over the past four weeks, motor gasoline product
supplied averaged 8.3 million barrels a day, down by 1.0% from the same period last year.
Distillate fuel product supplied averaged 3.7 million barrels a day over the past four weeks,
down by 2.3% from the same period last year.

>>57605636
#110? final?
Is this some racewar/civilwar fantasy in which you won't do shit?

>>57605245
The market is at a decision point.

>>57605629
Literally anyone can do what he did and the fact that he didnt see the writing on the wall in regards to ftx and luna shows hes not as good a trader as I am. I will be richer than him this time next year. Count on it.

>>57605564
The AI is trying its best to put the american flag on the jackets lmao

>>57605661
Yeah, I am just now returning from a little UGA slurp.

>>57605678
Cisco is going to save the markets

>>57605690
>short horn to not overlap the text
based

Man ENLV just keeps going lol, results are still a month away.
I think the handle for this pattern hits around 2.85
then could see upwards to 4$ before trial results end of march

>>57605697
Sometimes the model clips the horn, sometimes it doesnt

>>57605670
Of course. I'm a pacifist. Lots of people aren't, however.

BAKE YOU FILTHY NIGGERS

BAAAAAAAKE

>>57605565
Is nat gas going sub $1? like when was even the last time that happened? its at covid lows right now.

You got your Super Micro Devices
But you also got your Super Nintendos
Ya never pondered that?

>>57605720
Baking is for queers.

>>57605690
A+ Anon!

>>57605624
But also because I sold and transferred to SMCI.

Warren Buffett says to buy stocks from companies that have products you like...and I really like baconators....sooooo?

>>57605737
kek

>>57604865
Wait what?
You can't still be bearish at this point?

>>57605745
what company is that again?

>>57605624
its probably going to dump. its been pumped so much its not likely any earnings report will match expectations of growth.

>>57605721
in real terms it's already way below the previous ATL

>oil pumping
Say it with me
HIGHER FOR LONGER
MARCH RATE HIKE
NVIDIA TO 400 DOLLARS

>>57605737
Here, please take this version without the watermark

>>57605754
sure sure

>>57605755
Bacon Micro Devices

baking

>>57605754
We ain't getting rate cuts until August, after the boys over at F.E. & D. see how shitty the economy did all summer. #FiveDollarGasoine #BuckBrokeSummer

>>57605754
>market growth purely on AI hype and rate cuts
>low IQ redditors are all bullish at the same time
Lol
Lmao

>>57605779
>>57605779
>>57605779
new
>>57605779
>>57605779
>>57605779
new

>>57605755
Wendy's

nevermind

>>57605717
I know you americans just love to talk about your fantasy how you'd like to shoot somebody who trespasses your property. It's some kind of fetish of yours.
>COME HERE AND I'LL SHOOT YOU
>I'LL BLAST A HOLE IN YOUR FACE
I mean, Boogie, PEAK AMERICAN ROLEMODEL, did it too. It's a core american value. A dream of each american man, to shoot a human being for being on "his" land.

>>57605771
Bless you anon

shit n piss 500 bros we are so back

>>57605734
I know thats why im not doing it

>>57605755
that companies name?... Jeff Amazon.

>>57605772
>>57605782
You don't understand. I am bearish more than ever, but baggot is a fuckin idiot kike who is literally always wrong.
I am waiting for all bobos to get flushed out which will harken the True Crash (tm).

>>57605755
bratty redhead company.
>>57605767
true. im just surprised at how bad it is suddenly. did all these nat gas companies go ape again and going to end up broke like Chesapeake did?

>>57605441
I already have a valentine anon, sorry

if i had a machine that could control the market, this is exactly what i would do

>>57606297
I would make the charts actually spell out NIGGERS AND JEWS over the span of 12 years.

>>57606375
BASED

>>57604295
Shill me something I’m getting rich over here

>>57606375
How are you going to do the G's, E's, R's, and S's?

>>57606959
Those will be abstracted and patched into AAPL and META AR goggle app overlays.