/biz/ - Business & Finance

>msox

>>57601160
They delivered a package for me today. I don't have Prime, but shipping was still free
Bearish for AMZN

What's *your* strategy for the return of inflation? Oil?

BUY FXI! BUY FXI! BUY FXI!

>>57601181

>>57601160
only posting because i have 1k shares of AMZN. Wait until we have 100B in FCF. Endless money gentlemen.

>>57601181
Buying literally any asset that appreciates in value. Most people are saddled with debt.

>>57601187
lol pussy. You'd obviously want to go with YINN.

NO FUCKIN CUTS

>>57601181
Oil, uranium, renewables and other profitable institutions that the zog still wants to keep running

I will emerge from this financial collapse with ten million dollars.

My bank is national, which means no jews.

>>57601211
Yeah, I think we all will.

>>57601201
Your statement being correct is dependent upon me being correct, first; GOOBER.

>>57601213
>My bank is national
as if your nation isn't occupied by zionists :^)

Tomorrow will make or break me

>>57601195
Debt is good in an inflationary economy

>>57601211
...in debt?

>The ACP is projected to end this April due to lack of funding
Any plays to make with this information or do you think the poorest people suddenly needing to buy cell service en masse won't make a noticable splash?

>>57601225
Fuck, macro is unintuitive sometimes
Either way, whatever situation occurs won't be to the benefit of the average normalfag

AMD is it a buy?

Will it boom like Nvdia?

The pricing of router manufacturing stocks has become completely discombobulated from the broader technology sector. That is why I predict tomorrow CSCO’s earnings will prove to be the catalyst that produces a reversal of this trend and where we will begin to see stock purchasers, so called smart money, rebalance their portfolios in a way that more realistically reflects the continuing relative importance of networking hardware to our modern technological ecosystem. 60$ is programmed.

>>57601224
>ALB
Now that's one to pencil in for fireworks. Lithium has been such a shitshow the past 6 months.

>>57601244
I could go for some lithium

Dash seems like an obvious short

You did buy the dip... right anon? You aren't waiting to buy when it hits a new all time high, right?

>>57601181
OIL

>>57601213
Based Bank of North Dakota chad

Is jelqing a legit move to make my penis bigger, or will it just end up floppy and weird?
>>57601224
>KHC
Hey, I eat that company's business!
>>57601249
>I could go for some lithium
research hydrogen batteries

>>57601249
I'm sure they'll hand some out at the shareholder meeting. Or maybe they'll tell themselves they're not SQM, LAC, or SGML and a wave of relief will crash over them.

>>57601251
>Dash

>>57601243
Literally .02 for a 60 c

Teachers are bigger leeches than farmers

>>57601242
[Insert Jesse Livermore "Second Sister" quote]

>>57601242
Yes

>>57601272
>>57601243
What did market makers mean by this?

I love Natural Gas

>>57601294
You tell me

>>57601243
I was wrong to sell some PANW at 316 and 330. Yeah I was up 100% on it but that statement is too true. Those data centers will need other technologies to string together their giant GPU servers.

>>57601320
https://support.spotgamma.com/hc/en-us/articles/15297391724179-Call-Wall

>>57601243
>>57601325
btw that JNPR chart is hilarious

>>57601294
More so now the 14k at 47.50. Again. Prbly someone selling premium after seeing weakness in it today. Spooky oi action

>>57601327
Thx

>>57601181
Energy in general

What about a bunch of walls

i realized after watching new count dankula video that the only reason bongers queue so well is because they've been socialist for a century

>>57601479
Since churchill

>>57601493
close enough. aint noone been alive that long

Looks like Pajeets are having another farmer protest in india

Remember to buy SOXS day before NVDA earnings. Easiest money of your life.

>>57601180
Why did AMZN dump today? Bezos selling too much shit again?

>>57601551
or puts on NVDA

>>57601553
All the mag 7 dumped, the Qs dumps, Yes bezos was selling, and SHOP died today which amazon trades in sympathy with.

>>57601563
SOXS is probably safer because NVDA has a ton of IV baked into it
Though you could write a hedged calendar spread on it and hedge with SOXL/SOXS

>>57601553
inflation is still high and luxury good is affected.

>>57601579
Will defensive stocks like WMT rise? I wrote a 175C for the 23rd

>>57601312
This pic gets me every time. She's ready to be a breeding cow.

>Commercial real estate in Germany about to implode, banks are bracing for impact

What the fuck, first Japan, then China, Canada, USA and now Germany?? The hell is going on, are we getting 2008 on steroids this year?

i also had a thought today looking at 10yr T/DXY chart. the crazy ass candle on CPI is probably an indication of pretty severe illiquidity, given how underwhelming the surprise was. maybe idk

On another note, why in the hell are bobo's blowing their load before NVDA earnings when that's going to be the start of the actual sell off into march?

>>57601623
>he didn't see the germany trade data months ago
night, faggots

>>57601181
It's just that easy.

>>57601626
Why would NVDA cause a sell off? I heard that AI is such a great thing to invest into! That's what the janitors and shoe shine boys have been telling me.

Cope cuts will begin in 2030 at the rate we are going

>>57601664
thas rite
we'll be entering the 2030s with a Fed funds rate at or above (positive) 7%

>>57601698
Fed projected 75bp of cuts this year before the surprise. Core CPI (scary) also for the first time in a long time reaccelerated past projections. Tight labour market driving up wages to compensate for shelter costs. Etc

>>57601312
I hate it and I'm sure it's going to pump today and I lost money for one last scam dump and me being too greedy and stupid overleveraging unintentionally, lol

>>57601719
Do the figures for housing or medical -- or jobless -- take into account the 8-10 million orcs that they ushered into our country over the past three years? And if not, why not? And why would anybody take their Soviet-style bullshit seriously?

>>57601312
Wow I was going to slurp in the 1.7s and it drilled waay past it! Yeah it's going to the low 1.5s now holy crap.

>>57601719
>Fed projected
No, they didn't.
It was the opinion of addicted gamblers on withdrawal whose brains were fired by 15 years of QE.
The Fed didn't say shit.

>>57601731
Miami home prices rose 10% since this time last year. I'd say the invaders plus the bond rally had juiced the numbers hard and means we are back in for pain. But it's okay. Nvda is the future.

>>57601756
No. The fed quite literally projected 3 rate cuts this year. Market expected 150bp thinking fed was too cautious. Really they needed to hike 50bp more last year but they were afraid of what was happening in October.

>>57601623
>germany

In Germany "right-wing extremist" is a euphemism for "farmer".

>>57601233
but of course we have an extra 11 billion for isriel and ukrane. fuck this gov.
>>57601623
>are we getting 2008 on steroids this year?
picrel

gn

>>57601787
Ukrainian war inflation is very expensive. We should just give them keys to Jerome's personal printers.

>>57601623
THE PHILOSOPHERRRRRRRR
YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL
I hope leaf real estate shatters in to a million pieces, the jeets and chinese all have to go home, trudy falls down some stairs and somebody competent takes office. None of these things will happen except maybe the housing market.

>>57601786
Holy shit. And I thought *our* progressive overlords were riding roughshod over the law.

>>57601189
That pic makes me physically ill. FED is simply allowing its old securities to mature while the money supply just keeps rising. Big kek
>>57601312
Why are people so intent on investing into something called the fuckin widowmaker? NG is just too volatile. The number of rigs is going up and it ain't gonna get colder
>>57601623
>Germany's gubbermint lowers its GDP guidance from 1.3 to 0.2% for 2024
Heh, nothing personnel kid. Seriously, what the hell is Germany even doing? How are EU economies so fragile so as failing to handle such pathetically low rates?
Construction is basically Covid levels in Germany

>>57601801
You're going to get a SER prime minister like the UK and he will REDEEM you

>>57601825
I don't want to live in frozen India

>Chris Beauchamp hat repostet
Lizzy Burden
@lizzzburden
>UK inflation unexpectedly holds steady in January at 4% — economists thought it would rise

lol, lmao even. CPI came in at 4% instead of 4,1% and the FTSE pumps

silver miners trading as if silver is $12

>>57601821
Guess what. Germany maybe isn't that clever and excellent and what not but strongly lived off of CHEAP ENERGY and LABOUR (my father for example)

>>57601821
Or my mother who when she worked late 70s early 80s, worked at a medical company, I think for filling insulin or something into bottles etc, so you had to wear special clothing. And back then the oversight was a german yeah, but all the women working there and doing the manual job were 90% foreigners, turkish women mostly.

My mother went 9 years to school and didn't learn german prior to coming to germany. All cheap labour.

>>57601623
"2008 on steroids" yet none of these economies even showing signs of crisis, all functioning fine.

Boboids are sick and putrid animals. They wake up every day desperately hoping that today is the day they are made rich off of other peoples' unspeakable suffering in some grand financial catastrophe. But it never comes. Because bobos are always, always wrong.

>>57601856
Yeah that's actually a good thing. I hope most of them go down so the supply squeeze can begin.

>>57601312
It's dumping to $1.40

>>57601242
>Will it boom like Nvdia
I'd guess maybe after 2H, if it even does and assuming the AI bull run is still going. I'll be holding until MI300 sale numbers are out

>>57601242
Oh it hasn't boomed with a P/E of +1000?

tommorow is valentines day and market makers are going to dab on bobo incels by pumping everything lmao look at futures

>>57601828
That's Canada

>>57601617
>>57601726
>>57601739
>>57601821
>>57601904
its over brap bros

>>57601943
HSY bros we got pumped and.... dumped

>>57601965
Sorry guys, but I'm actually rooting now for natgas to dump hard. What a retard I am, should have just hedged more, but noooo literal surprise dump.

Bears are getting uppity. You know what that means, right?

>>57601965
Saving images of random women is just pathetic. Just go outside. But on the matter of NG, just look at the graph. It's a falling knife. I feel sorry for BOILbros that bought it a few days ago, thinking they caught the generational bottom
>UK m/m inflation -0.6%
Nice deflation, UKbros. So, apparently according to the latest data UK has good wage growth and deflation now? I highly fuckin doubt it.
Also, gonna move to Norway. Impressive GDP figures they keep releasing. Consumption and shelter costs keep increasing like mad. No wonder their inflation is the most persistent out of all civilized countries.

I want Natgas at 1,2$ to feel redeemed for cutting losses/getting liq.

I hope we get a couple of red days in a row. Makes betting on it going up free money.

Bros how do I prepare for a possible financial crisis in 2024? Just invest in GME and AMC?

>>57601965
God I want to feed her so much food her belly gets massive and then I rest my head on her gut while listening to her digesting all of her meals for hours!

>>57601181
Trend following was really good last time.

>>57601786
>right-wing extremist
anyone who isn't green or left is a right-wing extremist according to them

>>57602075
explain pic pls

>>57602080
They're no different than our own totalitarian goon squad.

>>57602080
Germany is definitely a case of "you get what you fucking deserve" for letting shit get this bad. Germans are completely cucked. This is probably the number 1 reason why you never give up your guns.

Should I just put my retirement into the S and P 500? I'm 27 and it's only 17k because I only do the match.
Also, Also I just started making 137k(before taxes) at the end of last year should I switch to traditional from Roth?
>>57602089

>>57602099
In the states they are all talk and no action. They enforce any of that shit, and the government gets sued to oblivion. Happens all the time, same with right wing people getting slandered by the media. It's a bunch of limp wristed faggots trying to act tough, but when the rubber hits the road they cave. At least the clinton's had the balls to straight up murder people they didn't like

>>57601786
Nice source, chud.

>>57602119
>Biden calls Netanyahu an asshole
>then gives him $93 billion dollars
I'm sure Netanyahu is drying his tears with $100 bills right now

You guys buy when a stock is on its third day below the lower Bollinger (on the daily)? That has been a great strategy for me.

>>57602101
>This is probably the number 1 reason why you never give up your guns.
>Implying Americans use them

>>57602138
We're scared. The breaking point hasn't come yet. Right now 15 states have been disenfranchised due to the number of illegals. Maybe when it's half the tipping point will come.

>>57602103
Here's how to boomer max. Get your 10% matching from your employer (Roth 401k). Don't use their cookie cutter portfolios which suck, instead move all funds to SP 500. Max your Roth IRA (for tax free growth) which is 7k this year, buy VOO. Put leftover funds into your individual account. Buy more VOO, or try your hand at stock picking. Go with large profitable companies, something like pic related. If you like the idea of covered calls in the future (or options in general) you can buy SPY over VOO for better options liquidity. Also pay off all debt first.

You just know Bulls will shrug yesterday's CPI off and act like
>Hurr, we already knew he wouldn't cut in March, so it actually doesn't matter
>Repump +5000

>>57602138
American's haven't HAD to use them yet that's why. The government knows that they can only push so hard because there are more guns then people in this country. If it wasn't for guns in this country. the democrats would round up every person right of Stalin and put them on a train straight to a concentration camps.

>>57602138
We don't give a shit what Euros think. We left that hellhole for a reason. If you all just disappeared tomorrow we wouldn't shed a single tear. And you know we use our guns. We used them on you twice to great effect. Also, lick on my red white and blue turbo cock, you turk loving homo.

>>57602119
Aliens are real, bro. You'll see for yourself in a few years.

>>57602175
>If you all just disappeared tomorrow we wouldn't shed a single tear.
Yeah, but if you all just disappeared, the whole world would cheer.

>>57602191
If the US disappeared the US dollar would disappear and your yuro cuck money would absolutely collapse

>>57602201
No clue how you get to that result, but if that makes you sleep better at night, I'm d'accord.

>>57602175
If Europe quit trying to be a cheaper US and kicked the immigrants out I think we'd care a lot more since that's where we came from so we have a lot in common with the people there. Without that it's not more interesting than any other brown shithole.

game plan for today? i want to double my money before lunch what ticker should i buy calls or puts on? im thinking puts on NYCB

>>57602191
everyone would cheer if anyone unlike themself disappeared because we're all tribal tree chimps pretending to be more evolved competing for resources on the same shitball.

>EU IS A HELLHOLE
>>458578345

>>57602225
GLD puts. Everyone loves beating a dead horse.

>>57602217
I genuinely wish europe held their cultural identity, because when I was younger I always wanted to visit to see the history. Now i can just go to Syria or Somalia to get the same experience at a fraction of the cost

>US gigadumps
>EU is in the blue
Just what the hell? Do we have to once again wait till the US market opens? EU markets always do this

Oh and happy Valentine's Day bros. Make babies and bullishness, not war and boboism.

>>57601160
Why does this Amazon driver look cock hungry?

>everyone is positive for NOVO B
>there's one technical analysis-faggot that keeps doomposting "well UHH it needs to DROP because it can't keep going UP"

>>57602262
i hate TA niggers so much they just ignore everything but the line patterns

>>57602241
Which is why I think of returning back to my "ancestral" home where I have a house and pay a lot less taxes on capital gains.

If I wish to see "brown" people, I'd rather want to see my people.

>>57602246
We probably repeat the same shit to end the week in green and because
>We already knew they wouldn't cut in march, so CPI was irrelevant

Is /smg/ ready for Trump/Snowden 2024?

>>57602262
Misguided bobos fund pumps. You should embrace their presence and be thankful for their assistance

What's the most you've ever lost in a stock trade?

Yields....

Happy Valentine’s Day you niggers!

>>57602340
i have never felt the lips of a woman
i hugged one in high school that's it
im turning 30 in 3 months

Valentines day rally incoming love chads.
You DO have a gf right anon?

>>57602284
sweet jesus

>>57602284
That is the most beautifully proportioned body I've seen so far in 2024

>>57601160
NVDA 1488 by 420 HH

>>57602350
Consider yourself lucky, get/meet your waifu anon it’s life changing. Hell, get a daughteru too while you’re at it.
>>57602352
She’s 2D

>>57602328
I dont think she enjoys showing up on your charts anymore. Stop molesting her

>bobocucks really thought it was there turn

line goes up, simple as

>>57602262
Novo and Eli Lilly cannot fall. Simple as that. They will remain overbought forever.
Their growth is just phenomenal. Their investments and returns are so far above everyone else.
I fuckin hate myself for not getting into NOVO earlier.

>>57602352
yes gonna get some flowers and chocolate to make her think im romantic.

>>57602340
you too

>>57602438
or get better at molesting her, that'd also work

Just do the math, /biz/.

Btc up $1000 in 5 minutes. Bobo, you are so dead 5 hours from now.

>>57602481
fucking commies I swear

>>57602350
Just pay for a prostitute dude. You want to stay virgin all your life? Atleast hit some nasty ho pussy once in your life while your dick still works.

>>57602449
>>57602455
>>57602488
>hurt durr if I just ignore the bad CPI print, hawkish Fed, collapsing job market, failing financial institutions, and historically overvalued stocks by multiple metrics, then that means we'll keep going straight up!!! Xd

>>57602490
Wait, were we lied to? I thought machines and AI were to liberate humanity from work. Let the machines do the work and we live off of it with UBI or something similar. Or was it all only for the shareholders?

>>57600182
>they need to make new laws to make illegal immigration even more illegal
lmao republics

>>57602523
>it has to go down I didn't miss out nonononono

>>57602523
>he didn't buy the dip
oh no no no

>>57602501
It's not nearly important enough to me to spend money on it when I could put it into stocks instead.
>while your dick still works
i squeezed it too hard since my teens so it barely feels anything anymore anyway.

>>57602119
>mfw the Rockefellers beheemed my NatGas bags

>>57602543
>he fell for the jelqing meme
>>57602523

>>57602274

>>57602536
>>57602540
Bear case:
>everything is massively overvalued and we're in a worsening stagflationary recession
"Bull" case:
>p-please buy more calls or else the gamma squeeze scam will stall and the government will collapse ;_;

>>57602574
the real bull case is that stocks tend to go up and if you just hold through the impending crash it'll go back up to where it was and beyond eventually so why be a sidelined nigger if you're not already 60 years old?

>>57601312
What an absolute incredible slam pig

>>57602350
This dude lives in Europe where you can get beautiful escorts for 200-300/h... what are you even doing bro?
>>57602523
Money supply increasing, M1 velocity, inflation steady at low enough levels for companies to keep increasing profits to record levels, wages are increasing, removal of unnecessary personnel... but yeah bro, totally a crap market.
But we shall see next week as NVDA presents its earnings. That should be the spear to pierce through bobo's heart and get rid of this evil once and for all

>>57602589
too late, it's over. Don't attempt to find and see her newer pictures.

>>57602583
>*Nikkei'ed*

>>57602595
The government is literally so desperate that they're trying to shill another tax dollar fueled speculative bubble into existence to cover up the (first) recession. Now if the bubble pops, like it's beginning to, we get a 1929 style crash. Fucking criminal.

>>57602610

>>57602091
It's trend following. When something goes up, buy. When something goes down, short sell.
Those are the two most popular ways to calculate the signals
>"momentum N" is moving average cross-over. When the short moving average is above (below) the long moving average, buy (short sell). N is the number of periods for the short moving average. The long moving average is 4xN in this example.
>"breakout N" is not typical breakout. Go long when above the average price from the last N days.

>>57602595
imagine dropping even 200-300 on something as fleeting as female contact when the long term capital gains are forever. This is why I will remain a virgin.

>>57602549
>it's literally the Jews
https://archive.is/5oFnI

>>57602659
The genital warts stay forever, your gains are temporary

>>57602352
Everyday when I wake up I look to my left and see my beautiful wife waking up gracefully. I think to myself that occasionally, at least one anon in this general understands how that feels. But before I can finish my thought, my beautiful daughter runs into the bedroom and jumps on the bed. She excited tells me and my wife about the bible study class she just got back from. She says that she learned about responsible investing under the eyes of god, and people to avoid. I pause for a moment and wonder who these (((people))) are. She talks about a very dark, startling, ugly jew that tells you to go short on things bullish, and go long on things bearish. I was appalled at the thought of my local church teaching my daughter about such a horrible man. A cursed man. A man that dabbles in gooks. She tells me that his spirit visits her regularly and tells her to invest in SHOT. She also tells me that he showed his face to her. She made a drawing of this entity. At that moment she turned ghost white, eyes glazed over white, and she appeared to be in a trance. She held up a sketch of the entity, and said only three words. Three words that haunt me to this day. She simply said "Dirty. Baggie. Nigger."

>>63298427

>>57602523
Love this genre of bobocope

>>57602659
>long term capital gains
You're on /biz/. There are no gains to be had here, son. Also, assuming the average savings of a normal /smg/bro are around $3000/month, putting 200-300 into a tight 18y old ain't so bad.
>>57602628
Not this meme graph again. The markets crashing is heralded by many factors coming together. Yes this might be significant but ultimately there is no big event that might crash this market short of a big ass war or a nuclear recession.
Consumer spending is up, record profits, and you gotta price in the insane boost in AI sales and revenue.
Plus, investor money always has to flow somewhere. China? Dead. EU? Stagnating but kind of undervalued. US? Still gigagrowing and is the king of tech and infrastructure spending. And then there's elections which means they will keep up the narrative of gigagrowth and US forever. Nah, I ain't shorting until something big convinces me otherwise

>Eurozone GDP SA (Q/Q) Q4 P: 0.0% (est 0.0%; prev 0.0%)
>- GDP SA (Y/Y) Q4 P: 0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.1%)

The literal stagflation meme

Wait a sec, why is the British index made up of the largest 350 publicly listed companies made up of 85 investment trusts (excluding REITs), aka covert mutual funds? That's just padding and it may confuse retail investors.

>be curious, search up old college crush on linkedin
>see she got married, had kids, then divorced taking everything, and which led to her escalating the situation to state supreme court case to get her way
>dude she divorced is slaving away paying child support living in a rent box
>dodged a bullet

>>57602659
>imagine dropping even 200-300 on something as fleeting as female contact when the long term capital gains are forever.
Umm fucking based????

I don't think my arm puts are gonna do so well

>>57602789
It's like buying drugs. Temporary pleasure, tickling your monkey brain. That's all prostitutes are. I don't do drugs or drink or smoke or consume anything which alters my state of mind in any way so I can't see the appeal of paying for sex. Sex is just a drug.

>>57602772
0% GDP with 10% inflation last year. Insane. Even price gouging didn't work lmao

how do I deal with a psychopath I think is poisoning me.
I am an empathic pussy.

>PREMARKET
>NVDA
>SMCI

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>>57602864
>chasing the dragon I mean gains isn't about tickling your monkey brain

>>57602901
No it's about long term financial security and comfort. Pussy gives neither of those. Pussy is a liability at best.

>>57602907
Your monkey brain wants security and comfort to have better odds at attracting a female.

Anyway, buy MSFT (everybody poops!)

>>57602890
leave them

>>57602922
No I want those things so I don't have to enslave myself to the system until I'm old and falling apart. Being a slave fucking sucks. Women are irrelevant

>>57602890
>how do I deal with a psychopath I think is poisoning me.
By taking your medication.

The last shirt has no pockets

>>57602939
Poignant

>>57602933
You're lying to yourself. You want babbies, so buy BABA

Looking to be a green day. Thought the fucking crash had started yesterday. What the fuck is this bullshit kike market. If we don't end the week at at least -5%, I fucking give up.
Fuck all sex-havers

>>57602772
GDP is an outdated indicator that propagates capitalism's endless growth mechanism, which is damaging the planet. Therefore, it should not be used and GNH should be the new norm for a countries measurement of success

>>57602933
Not paying for a prostitute is one thing, a good woman is another thing. Don't generalize all women in one group.

>>57602943
I'm actually American and I live under occupation by niggers spics and jeets effectively so no the urge to have progeny has conveniently skipped my generation as it has for every other population living in such conditions throughout history.

>>57602864
Paying for a whore is a cultural act. Prostitution has such a long roots in our society. Everyone should try it at least once.

>>57602932
I've been considering this a lot lately, sometimes it feels like the only choice. but we live so close, within 5 minutes walking distance. thanks for your input!!
>>57602934
b-but muh non-incriminating evidence.....

>>57602985
There's no mathematical basis for paying 300 to feel your bruised up half numb mutilated by jews dick in a moist warm place for a few minutes instead of growing it many times over for a decade or 3.

>>57602985
prostitutes have stinky buttholes

>>57603001
Unlike me

>>57601641
you think you sound smart with that quote but you really don't

>>57602996
Move. And buy MSFT

how do i short police?
https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501

>>57603111
Yeah those cops failed to dome the suspect. Invest in watermelon farmers and KFC

>>57603111
Without watching, has to be the acorn vid.

>>57603111
>how do i short police?
Checked. Stop paying taxes.

>>57603111
Lol that's retarded.
They're given an impossible task though.

I know it's alot, but does anyone online speak Hebrew and can toughly translate and summarize, watching at .5x speed with auto translate. but its so broken lol
Or anyone know a good AI translator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIMJDvszvCA

it's an ENLV stock update, the current biomeme gamble i'm in, and maybe you should have exposure too, no matter how small. Sepsis is their target.

>>57603095
i'm working on it, hopefully by the end of the year i'll be sustainable enough to move. let's hope I can limit exposure without triggering their paranoia.

The meme has inversed.
>garbage cpi reading
>nvm bro, he will cut bro, maybe not march but I knew that already. May is the next one!
>two more months

>>57603155
That cop has PTSD and resigned. Best to invest in pharmaceuticals I guess

This thing stands in your way bobo. Hope you bought calls for the clown show.

>>57603249
Eight GPUs & MV linked up. Need it or keep it??!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BROKER

>>57603249
How many FLOPS, what does the block diagram look like, and is it actually cost competitive with high core count CPUs? Because so far I haven't seen that from Nvidia.

>>57603267
Its all in the name: you give them money and a bit later you are broker than you are now.

>>57603267
They're the asshole at the coffee shop that won't shut up about how much salt costs today.

>>57602947
It will go green just long enough for you to close your puts at a loss.

>>57603249
What is this?
Explain for dummies pls

>>57603368
thing that makes 0's and 1's

I've been roughly bending and cracking my fingers sideways for about 16 years and I think they've become ever so slightly less crooked in that time. Still not great. They should make braces for fingers so we can straighten them out for perfect hands . Fantastic idea for a business...

fyi i was only pretending to be a bear yesterday

ARM bros, we're back

>SMCI 800
jesus who's buying this thing

I'm short ARM and long LEG

BOIL
The widow maker got me
I'm dead

rocker do we have permission to watch your wifes valentines stream

>>57603562
Its OVER 800 anon . You didnt buy at 200 , you didnt buy at 300 , you didnt at 400 , you didnt buy at 500 , you didnt buy at 600 , you didnt buy at 700 ....you will fomo at 4000 and get heemed

>>57601843
>>57601881
Oh youre a foreigner, and like every other piece of shit that migrated here, you have an inferioirty complex, if you think germans are dumb, then get the fuck out

>>57601994
>Saving images of random women is just pathetic
Not if they’re /smg/ approved women

>>57603655
Nose too big

>wake up
>SPY over $496
bobos really thought it was going to go down all week lmao
how many of you held onto your puts? be honest

>>57603655
True, and webms are even better, financially speaking.

oh boy peas and beans for breakfast today

NVDA is a garbage stock

i lost money yesterday

>>57603709

>>57603702
>boy peas and beans for breakfast
YGMI.

Anyone have experience trading term structures/vol surface? I'm thinking about testing this
>For straddles with one month remaining until expiration, a one percentage point increase in the difference between long and short IV results in a 0.5 to one percent decrease in expected straddle returns. in expected return per year.
>This effect remains significant after controlling for the volatility difference measure of Goyal (2009), which is the difference between implied and historical volatility, as well as numerous
other controls.
>A long-short strategy that buys straddles with high IV slope and sells straddles with low IV slope results in an average monthly return of 7.0%, which is accompanied by a t-statistic of
7.7. Risk adjustment with a multifactor model increases both numbers.

>>57603724
Grapes are toxic for caninae, so its a good thing he did not reach them

>>57602462
If you didn't buy Novo yet, then unironically do it now. I just bought a chunky yesterday.

>>57603687
These chicks have such absolutely beyond average faces.

>>57603766
>>A long-short strategy that buys straddles with high IV slope and sells straddles with low IV slope results in an average monthly return of 7.0%, which is accompanied by a t-statistic of
This is more trouble than its worth IME. Maybe if IV is already expensive but not overpriced it might sometimes make sense but most of the time all the hedging etc you have to do washes it out.

>>57601160
I am about to make so much fucking money as soon as the markets open.

>>57601160
There are two (2) GME threads up right now.

Buy SOFI. Vanguard loaded up yesterday

>>57603815
Poor bastards. I pity them.

>>57603804
Long straddles are effectively a hedge in themselves within a portfolio of other risk-on assets. I think this thesis explains why 0DTE options are so popular with quant trading firms

>>57603827
There's still a BBBY thread

>>57603833
>buying pink sheets from a crack head behind a CVS dumpster
now that's investing

>>57603833
Poor bastards. I pity them.

>>57603801
That's a 10/10 in Italy (unironically)

>>57603161
eh... someone on stock media shared a summary. Not sure if I trust them more than you guys but its better than nothing.
>1. Expected Sepsis results at (not by) the end of Q1.
>2. Covid positive results, although they stopped this branch, are relevant for sepsis indication.
>3. Global interest in bio pharmaceutical companies is rising again.
>4. They will dilute shareholders if sepsis results are positive (not explicitly stated, the translator interprets this)
now my question is: why would they dilute if the results are positive?

>>57603745
thanks for the kind words amigo/a

how much money do i need to eat out a 60 year old womans asshole?

>everything pumping so hard, even HAS is green

I'm buying NATGAS stock pre market. How much am I looking to lose here?

slurped the dip tuesday and now I have more money today then I did monday. its really that easy Mr Bobo.

>>57603923
Youre gonna get hurt.

>>57603951
>Youre gonna get hurt.
I'm already hurt. How much worse can it get?

>>57603951
>>57603961
it cant get much worse for BOIL.

>>57603961
Even if youve already lost 99%, you can still lose another 99%

>>57603976
Yes it can, dont be ignorant.

>>57603267
An interface agent

You guys ready for the 2024 Valentine's Day Stock Market Massacre? It's going to be a complete and total SHIT SHOW our there today.

>>57603980
>Even if youve already lost 99%, you can still lose another 99%
If you've lost 99% the other 99% doesn't matter at that point.

>>57603998
Stfu baggot the economy is booming and its way too early in the day for you to be coping this hard

>>57604003
The mindset of the eternally poor

>>57603987
I don't think we'll see negative prices for another month or two.

>>57602176
Christ is king. Good thing they proxied us via our pedophile oligarch overlords so we know who's telling truth. Certainly altruistic. They probably rape kids too. Maybe they'll cut rates.

>Seeing an unprecedented amount of insider selling right now

>Jeff Bezos just sold 12 million shares of $AMZN worth $2B, Mark Zuckerberg sold another $840M worth of $META.
>$DKNG insiders sold $50M, $NFLX CEO sold $40M, $PLTR insiders another $35M


is this bullish or bearish?

>SMCI price new target is now $925 per share
>NVDA inclusion is coming
>Short sellers buying buck their position (next short% update on feb 27th)
>Index inclusion is imminent
Behold boys, another pumping is coming.

>>57604038
We've got one more pump left.

>>57604017
Not buying NATGAS at a $1.69. The mindset of the eternally poor

>>57604060
Im not kidding man, do not buy in right now

>>57604010
Nah, Cupid is going to fuck the market up with an assault rifle fifteen (supersized drum magazine).

Ai gfs are the only future worth living in

>>57604038
Imagine owning a bunch of "shares" of hyperovervalued trash in a game of greater fool, and you can dump it on the market for millions or even billions of actual real dollars lol.
The stock market is such a scam.

>>57604070
And what puts have you bought, my autistic friend?

>>57601181
tfw they were making everybody will be a millionaire inflation jokes on SNL when Akroyd was still on it and Carter was president

>>57604069
Where do I buy at $9? I'm not saying all in right now, but start building a position. Fact of the matter is EU and Asia need more gas and LNG facilities and pipelines will be build in the US/CA there's too much money to be made.

>>57604080
I bought the $400 SPY puts for April, and sold the $400 SPY puts for Friday.

>>57604080
Also I'm not fucking autistic, I'm just kinda retarded sometimes.

female natural gas

So NYCB is a buy right

>>57604089
You buy as soon as natgas is ready to make a turnaround. Right now, biden is in a pissing match with texas and they cant export their natgas, so they arent making money and natgas will continue to tank.

>>57604127
>NYCB is a buy right
Umm no?

>>57604127
the banking industry is robust and sound.

>>57604147
certain banks are going to out perform the sector, while other banks won't even be around in 20 years. such is life. Do your own do dilly dilly, there could be some hidden gems out there, but NYCB isn't it.

>>57604147
They're not even saying it anymore because they know how stupid it sounds.

>>57604102
>>57604110
>$400 spy puts
Im sorry, I was wrong. Youre not autistic.

YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE

>futuros

mumoids we are so fucking back

>>57604182
Did you miss the part where they're for 6 weeks out, and I'm writing puts against them as collateral? You just don't even know free money when you see it.

>>57602449
>everything in my life is more expensive
Surely this will make stocks cheaper....

>>57602523
Do they want to go to the gallows ? No. So they will make shit happen. Don't know how, don't care, but I do know that they don't want a real OWS.

>>57604038
Zuck sold 1,941,614 shares since Nov 01 2023 totaling $879,305,416. On Feb 02 2024 his remaining 347,172,745 shares increased in value by $20,830,364,700 in just one day

>>57604038
Jeff Bezos net worth is $193 billion.
Mark Zuckerberg $167 billion.
You tell me.

>>57604189
what even is this schizo market

>>57604193
i thought you said we were guaranteed a giant crash in March at the latest. Why even hedge your bets, it seems inevitable

Bidet bros, our response?

This is a scam pump until you see it inversely inflected in the 10 year yield.
Official mumu warning.

So glad I slurped the dipperino yesterday. Just look at those futes!

>>57604239
the yield curve makes me believe we are in for armageddon with the next 4 weeks at most.
we will finally get to see normies destroyed

>>57603249
250k for this
and elon paid it.

>>57604252
All sex havers will be blown the fuck out.
Billions will die.
Deagle was a prophet

Perma bull here, you guys are scaring me.

>>57604250
mommy government said I wasn't allowed to slurp because my account dipped below the arbitrary 25,000 number

Its been nice knowing you guys anon but $abnb had great earnings, revenue, and guidence

However im fucked with 2k on the line

Normies, dipperino. Idk can we burn this place to the ground guys?clearly worse than the last one. Get scoopsies back on here and maybe we can weed some of these people out

>futures

>>57604295
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>>57604295
NEW THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*HORN OF GONDOR*
NEW THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

National Fuel Gas company bros are we back?

>>57601268
Where did he burry the Crypto Kid?

>>57602661
What is the end goal though? Why would they do that?

>>57604536
>the end goal

>>57603857
What ever the cost of the local Sunday brunch buffet.