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First for nigger market

So does anyone know why the dollar rose over 1 percent when compared to other currencies in the last hour or so?

it's over

>>57591979
Don´t they have a neat robotic industry with some experience on using them for pratical purposes? Man, I bet that with AI advances they will be jumping out from their current status while the entire world will just undergo it´s own Japanification

NATGAS bros we need to go on a strike. No more eating beans until price goes to $5.

It's all going to crash and you'll be sent to fight a foreign war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9F7DDK9InU

>>57591983
Fake and gay I'm buying calls. I want this nigger market to crash but it won't.

>>57591983
Beautiful day today

I solded

>fed boy coping about the CPI report trying to push the new "greedflation" narrative
>the CPI was mostly because shelter shit itself
lmao

Just got a fax from my resources in Spain, expect a -5% correction today

Arise, market, arise.

>>57592026
what's in spain?

LOWER NATGAS; PROVE ME RIGHT IN TAKING 2,1K LOSSES. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE LOST FOR NOTHING

from last thread, need that Mike Tyson vix ceo picture.

>>57592033
Olives

You were warned multiple times about multiple top signals. You only have your arrogance to blame.

suicide is the answer

>>57592006
Because we're about to start a war. And its going to go much, much higher. Buy US dollars.

>>57592033
Spics

>>57591983
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET THAT EXUBERANCE

I'll buy back those covered calls on the cheap if it's the last thing I do

>>57592033

>>57592036
I even fuckin hedged yesterday, by shorting and somebody didn't believe me. I WAS RIGHT IN DOING IN SO AND SHOULD HAVE SHORTED EVEN HARDER, NEVER LISTEN TO /BIZ

WAHT HAPPENED

>>57592044
>You were warned multiple times about multiple top signals. You only have your arrogance to blame.
You don't say.

do it. if you are not doing it yet, do it now.

>>57592064
Buy SOXL calls? Ok

>>57592048
Entering a war? Which one?

uh natgas bros I got margin called, fell from $14,000

>>57592073
My personal rule is to only mess with SOXL if it's below 15/share.

>>57592073
Yeah I'm even thinking of NVDA 800 calls

>>57592081

Something wrong with your PC, bro. It's replacing words with jumbled consonants.

>>57592081
Ummm... Pszenica anon? I only thought you made money...

Oh no you guys, this doesn't look good...

>>57592081
Why would natty not go to 1.15

all these juicy dips, no cash. feels bad man

>>57592080
The great one

>>57592017
yeah, another one bites the dust

>>57592107
My downfall was sudden

-NEGATIVE GAMMA ALERT-

Flip line: 4980 on SPX

Below the line = sell the dip
Above the line = buy the dip

good luck out there today

my resources in Spain are shaking

Legitimately one of the dumbest overreactions to a CPI print I've seen in years. Imagine seeing that inflation was 0.2% higher than expected and freaking the fuck out. It's not actually happening.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57592112
Lol. Your one of those.

natural fart heading to 1.5

>>57592081
that's the thing with trading support/resistance in commodities. when it breaks, it really breaks.

>>57592125

>>57592125
Its Joever

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57592125
>early
Ominous.

>>57592125

Holy fuck.

>-$4,162.55 (-1.66%)

Gay

>>57592125
OH GOD NO

BRACE FOR IMPACT

kek
NVDA stop loss triggered within 1 min

>>57592125
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>57591983
most obvious fucking double top in history, why didn't I fucking listen to myself

>>57592119
It's only money, you'll make it back. I believe in you. Don't revenge trade and lose the rest take a breather.

forexsissies... not like this...

it's so fucking joever

>>57592147
Sorry, I bought.

>>57592109
We're unironically at the lowest natgas levels ever when taking inflation into account

I lost half a grand in a second holy cow.

>>57592056
I've only just money in this place. I almost bought visa and MasterCard when Visa was in between 180 and 190. I also bought MSFT at 240 and these niggers made me sell.

Many such cases. Sad!

bear bros we eating good . . .

>>57592139
The actual value of the stocks you are holding hasn't really changed. The dollar jumped up 1.2% in value in the last 2 hours causing stocks to dip by the same amount overall. Calm down you aren't losing or gaining money overall even though it looks like it.

Probable bounce if your dtes are little. Be cautious and secure green when you have it.

>If you find a way to lose money while you sleep, you will work for your entire life
Warren buffet or something

>>57592125
You’ve failed us

What technical pattern is this?

what did cpi come out at?

Cigna still pumping

>>57592168
deflationary

>>57592188
A volatile and unstable US dollar pattern.

>>57592188
it's called "he really thought inflation was over"

>>57592177
SHUT THE FUCK UP

already recovering

>Anon relax the market has been overbought and was looking for an excuse to sell. Besides it's a great opportunity to buy discounts. You're not scared are you?

>>57592081
I just lost 2,1k on Natgas. 1k just in 1 day with highly leveraged bullshit cause in the moment I opened the positions I literally misunderstood what I was doing and then was too stuborn to close in loss. Now liquidated. 1k in 1 day, lol. The other 1k over the course of 3 weeks.

ALL IN SHORT EUROPE NOW

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Bears say dumb shit like "the market just keeps going up for no reason!!" but then they forget about days like this. The stated reason for why the market is going up is that "the economy actually isn't so bad, inflation is measurably coming down, and it seems like Big Tech is poised to do better than ever. The reason we're selling off 8% today is......... "the CPI report for a single month of the year was off expectation by two tenths of a percent!" That's why we're going to go back up you stupid faggots, these selloffs are just retarded bears salivating over the thought of making some of their wild losses back.

>>57592215
This only works if you're not an options fag that just got fucked

>>57592208
Can't help you if you are in leveraged equities / calls. That's on you for taking on the extra leverage / risk.

>>57592124
>Legitimately one of the dumbest overreactions to a CPI print I've seen in years. Imagine seeing that inflation was 0.2% higher than expected and freaking the fuck out. It's not actually happening.

rate cut probabilities for May just took a big hit. that is being priced in today

>>57592156
Yeah it's fine, being back in the $5,000 range makes me feel like I'm back in June, good times lmao. Sadly it means that I couldn't keep up with a steady climb, although it's my fault for overleveraging on natgas.

>SOXL
its over

XOM holding steady
>>57592222
Checked

>>57592229
Lol no. A 0.2% rise in inflation is so negligible that it will probably be revised away anyway.

>>57592233
Yah, I'm buying

I'm buying more UPRO calls.

>>57592230
>overleveraging
Double edged sword.

>>57592233
I was up 20k yesterday, now im down 10k...this sucks

>>57592226
>Why were you playing options? The market is efficient and you are not smarter then the market. Losing money doesn't beat inflation anon even if you had a 120% return once

>>57592223
>Big Tech is poised to do better than ever
there is only so many people they can lay off, and they already laid off a bunch just to make the numbers look a little bit better.
>"the CPI report for a single month of the year was off expectation by two tenths of a percent!"
entire rally of late 2023 was based on hopes that FED will start cutting down rates, and looks like that dream has just been shattered. go be retarded somewhere else

>>57592222
Checked and based.

>>57592177
Only if you plan on spending all your money in whores in Asia. If you have to spend inside the USA to buy food and rent them you're worse off dumb ass

>>57592240
can't cut rates if inflation is going up, chief. its that simple

>>57592257
Hahahahahahaha payroll is the largest expense of every business. They're eliminating it, that's essentially permanent profit added to the balance sheet. And they're literally replacing them with AI.

>says FED
Oh jesus christ you guys always have the dumbest opinions

>>57592006
More rate hikes or longer highs due to rising/sticky cpi means dollar rises.

Why soxl bombing so hard today?

>>57592255
As a man that holds VT and BNDW, these words could not be more true

SLURP SLURP SLURP

>1% dildo on KO as soon as I crack an early morning coca cola

I'm happy I contributed to your success KO calls anon

>>57592284
So key is to go all in UPRO or SSO or maybe VOO and Occasionally buying some soxl calls?

WE JUST ENTERED ANEW BULL CYCLE

>>57592289

>>57592290
>early morning coca cola
too bad you won't live long enough to enjoy the gains

paypal has to be the worst stock on the market

It's just cooling off a bit for the next rally. ^_^

>>57592281
I really can't believe anyone with more than half a brain sees a TWO TENTHS OF A PERCENT move in inflation and suddenly starts regurgitating "higher for longer" nonsense. 3.1% instead of 2.9%. That's literally nothing, get the fuck over it.

>>57592283
it has a high beta and needs longer to correct. give it time

I pulled the trigger on BA, it seems to me that technicals are pointing that there's more room for upside than downside.

Still not certain if I fucked up or not, but I just assume that they will eventually get their shit together.

>>57592222
nice

>>57592302
I specially cracked one just for him anon, it usually takes me 2 weeks to finish a 6 pack. Which is still bad I know.

Made like $30 on my KO call this morning

I bought more SPY.

>>57592278
>muh AI
a meme. don't talk to me unless you are willing to get serious.

Everyone yesterday dunking on bears are and is fucking retarded.

Reddit sellers how smug are we feeling?

I don't understand why CL keeps wanting to push up

I told you idiots to load up on SOXS.

>>57592339
Oh holy fucking shit you can't be serious.

>says FED
>unironically calls AI a meme

You cannot make this shit up lmao

>>57592343
goes up 30% pulls back 2% OMG OMG BEARS ARE RIGHT stfu idiot

>charts printed an exhaustion candle yesterday
>short
>get rewarded
TA is not a meme.

>>57592267
Good point. Although prices in the US will eventually go down if the dollar keeps going up.

>>57592308
Fundamentals takes a big steamy pile of shit all over your hypothesis.
>Inflation sticky, might be coming back
>100 days of mania fueled by imminent rate cut just got FUCKED
>market will now have to rollback what it thought was for certain
>general bubble unwinding
>yields running over 4.2% ceiling
>calls/put sket topping out
>liquidity flows are reversing, liquidity sinks are soaking yet again

WHY THE FUCK DOES CL KEEP GOING UP

>>57592283
because entire market is tanking and you are in a leveraged etf?
>>57592308
agreed. its a knee jerk reaction. they will forget by tomorrow.

>>57592343
Are you saying that we are entering a bear market? I think it's only likely if we're heading to a recession.
Many "experts" predicted a recession for "as late as Q1 '24" but instead inflation has gone down massively.
Core CPI stagnant, CPI slightly up MoM... It's not really that bad it just gives signal that the fed will maybe cut later. Maybe

>>57592347
SISTERS WE NEED TO TELL ALL OUR 2000 FACEBOOK FRIENDS ASAP
SELL REDDIT SISTERS SELL SELL

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>57592359
Seethe and dilate you stupid motherfucker. Anyone with half a brain is making big money on long puts. If you didn't buy ARM pits yesterday you just haven't been in this market long enough

>>57592343
>are and is

>>57592305
Its total dogshit
Dumps when everything melts up
Dumps when everything crabs
Dumps when everything dumps but harder

No good bagholding sisters

>short CL
>it goes down a few ticks, rockets up
>get stopped out
>get short off a VWAP bounce
>it goes down a few ticks, shoots back up
>hit daily loss limit, lose account

I'd like to ask everyone to spare a few moments of silence in memory of all the natgas speculators that have killed themselves in past month.

>>57592347
Man, I once bought AMC trying to browse for AMD while high, the only reason I didn´t buy is because i remembered AMD´s graphic cards are shit.

>>57592355
yes, one has been calling the shots for little less than a century, other is a fad propped up by desperate VCs who have been burning money for the past decade. seethe mumu, maybe even dilate if it's gonna make you feel better.

Sell.

Lucky for me red is my favorite color.

fade it

>>57592395
>shorting a commodity
I sure wish I had shorted NG instead of longing it, but that's generally not a good idea to short Oil lmao.

I kinda missed posting pink wojaks

>>57592284
>tfw no Financial Advisor GF that will be proud of you and understand the value of your investments
>who is just happy to see you after a long day of fielding calls from Boomers picking because the market dumped less then 2% at open

AI needs to advance faster damnit!

>>57592381
>If you didn't buy ARM pits

Where can I invest in this?

Trump was a disaster for the economy. What Republican actually prints trillions, fuck sake man

fdvv sissies...not like this...

>>57592429
Gr b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>57592381
yeah im seeting that i am up 150% in 3 months and the pullback didnt even take palantir below 24

nice play!

Its beyond over, stocks NEVER go up EVER again

Is this the easiest market in history? Literally buy 0 DTE calls on any red day at market open and you make 10x at least. Gonna retire at this rate.

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
AND YOUR PROBLY BROWN

nasdaq needs to fucking implode
enough with the ai speculation, its time to get back to reality

>>57592441
I'm being serious. Trump printing his COVID trillions just opened the flood gates for Dems to do the same. He's done irreparable harm to the US.

I don't understand, is the market pricing in Hunter becoming president or Kamala becoming president?

>>57592381
Those and my regional bank puts are about the only green things in my portfolio today.

I had literally bought SOXS yesterday on a wager that inflation was hotter than expected, but I chickened out and sold

>>57592456
he tried to save his election by bailing out all the 401k however buying votes with student loan promises was just as useful

Huh bobros? Why did they stop selling? Should i sell my puts?

>>57592456
My brother in christ congress controls the purse and the fed isn't a government body (ironically)

>>57592441
Post one intelligent comment, I dare you.

>>57592456
>I'm being serious. Trump printing his COVID trillions just opened the flood gates for Dems to do the same. He's done irreparable harm to the US.
this stuff has been happening since the revocation of the gold standard lol

>>57592471
don't fight the fed

>>57592427
Tummylads and Arm pit choads unite.

My stop loss triggered
Setting another one
Big one coming?

>>57592456
Agreed. All of the recent presidents have been garbage and steadily increasing our debts. We need someone with the balls to do some budget cuts in our government.

>politics posting
>weak bait at that

>>57592488
I baited this exact response

>>57592451
lol

>>57592456
Real harm came from tanking oil production for 2 years and being as limp dicked as the king of England in adressing the houti raids.

I'm up $10k today

>>57592471
they gotta wait for the retards to buy the dip for some more liquidity
markets are wide

>>57592471
I've been buying this whole time.

>>57592366
Capped for my retarded bear folder

>>57592406
>Nvidia is a desperate VC
Genuinely shut the fuck up my guy, you're dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws

You guys should try this to relieve today's stress, it's doing wonders for me.

It's all so tiring

this market looking extremely toppy

sell all your NVDA right fucking now

>>57592397
thanks for the barbeque sauce

>>57592456
>Trump printing his COVID trillions
those bills were all voted for by dems you dishonest shill. all that spending is from both teams. and biden was all in on spending another trillion or something when he got in there.

>>57592505
Gobless

>>57592521
*tiresome

>>57592505
Tell us how.

I wonder how the anon who -250k'd yesterday is doing. What are the odds he held his options or whatever through till today?

Lol CAPT is up.

>>57592524
>The market is looking extremely toppy
Yeah, sloppy toppy. As in the market is giving me head right now and paying me for the pleasure

Weren't all of you so confident just yesterday that the tech bullrun would stay green forever?

>>57592537

First, you'll need $20k

>>57592515
what about fucking Nvidia, you mong? they are selling shovels in a gold rush and will jump onto a next grift as soon as this one is milked to death. were you maybe born yesterday?

>>57592419
You do know that CL has short term down trends right? I'm not holding these shorts for longer than 30 minutes

>>57592537

>>57592538
Hes dead, Jim.

Wowzer it’s almost like inflation is heating back up now that the 9.5% cpi prints rolled off… 6 rate cut mumu’s btfo

>>57592546
Its recovering
New ATH soon

>>57592546
its shaking out weak players

>>57592546
According to my resources in Spain, it will now remain red forever

They are just gambling too lmao.

>>57592456
>>57592528
I have to admit this is the truth.

Trump is responsible for zero-rates and the first round of inflation checks. Biden just continued it. Manchin stopped Biden from going crazy with inflation like a jackass. And he would've.

>>57592524
I'm not gonna sell until I have confirmation that this is the bottom and I lost 99% of my investment. It's a tradition.

>>57592576
it's funny how similar wall street is to fanboys in entertainment media, if your target isn't bullish enough, people get mad at you, so you basically get rewarded for being extra bullish when everyone else is bullish

>>57592546
Still am. Some retards would actually prefer to use n*gg*r slaves and stone tools because they think it´s better to have low costs than raising productivity. But tech is not just an industry, it´s the entire industry.

>>57592515
>Capped for my retarded bear folder
I shorted yesterday, this is my position today. Thank you for playing. This is far from over, but please keep coping and buying - I want you to lose money.

>>57592577
>zero-rates and the first round of inflation checks.
somewhat wrong still. trump def wanted lower rates to pump markets but covid flash dump in march had liquidity issues so nearly everyone was in agreement rates needed to go down to 0. it was staying there longer than it needed to be that caused a lot of this. both jpow and yellens fault there.

>>57592554
You guys always fall back on shit that sounds like straight up copypasta. So many buzzwords and emotions.

ooof, xbi hurty

Lord, if you can hear me, please stop this bloodbath

>>57592555
Yeah and as you found out it can brutally reverse anytime.

I already own a CSCO put
Anything else worth gambling on?

>>57592592
this is not the flex you think it is you took a huge risk for only 120% lmfao you could of just bought any software company and out performed that ytd

>>57592559
It's 2022 all over again where the market keeps trying to force the FED to love and the FED slaps them back down for being retarded.

Bulls (baggies) really got ahead of themselves with pricing in rate cuts, didn't they.

>>57592429
Dumbfuck

im heemed... that is all

>Dear sweet baby Jesus and Mother Mary the Immaculate Mother of Christ, please heem the market so hard the boomers realize they shouldn't hold stocks when they're 60.

>>57592620
Riveting response. Politicians aren't your friends.

Tonight on Extreme HEEM makeover

is it - dare i say - joever bros?

>>57592607
shop, airbnb, maybe lyft, coinbase maybe, twilio maybe. not sure what twilio does but i thought similar to salesforce so maybe they have aI for a call meme? idk.

>>57592633
why wouldnt i buy spy 496c 1dte?

>>57592608
Thats a comma you dip. Its 12000%

what kind of fag sells right now? buy buy buy

I just want to remind everyone that everythang gonna c alrite don't commit suiciiiiiiide

>stop loss triggered
>can't participate in the recovery because it's unsettled cash
haha

>open smg
>shit and piss flinging
>check portfolio
>back to 2 weeks ago
>it's nothing
YAWN

>>57592647
im sorry sir I was not familiar with your game I will see myself out from the rest of this thread

>>57592646
You should, everything's on sale

>>57592633
The guy said the meme disease was bullshit and the world came at him. The one guy challenging this corrupt government. Now you blame him for what his enemies do. Nonsensical motherfuckers.

its over

You know, Fat Albert predicted all this.

I bought the dip. Prepare yourselves SOXL trannies, it's about to get a whole lot worse

>>57592665
It's even worse when the idiots saying FED show back up

>>57592576
when the grabblers are telling you how great something is and for you to buy it its because they are greasy hooked nosed little creatures with oily black hair that want to rob you

>>57592451
Based

>>57592675
He signed the CARES act into law my guy.

>stock drops just barely low enough to trigger my trailing stop loss
>stock then goes back up
every fucking time

Has anyone here stating his case for chips or AMD and NVDA ever read their financial statements?

I AM LOSING ALOT OF MONEY

Spoonfeed me some regional banks to short, Higher for longer means they are about to get fucked into the ground.
FAZ sucks donkey ass as a short etf

>stonks only go up!!!

>>57592708
Do like me, let the margin call be your stop loss lmao

Made a Swiss cheese, egg n' bacon on pumpernickel. This shit probably costed me like 6 bucks in ingredients, though. fucks sake.

Cheers folks, and everyone who wants to kyll themselves today, remember to drink water and go for a brief Sanpo (Sanpo means walk)

>>57592718
Based

>not selling NATGAS on the HOOD 24 hour market while it was up in the wee hours

>>57592708
Thanks for playing.

It’s almost like the stock market for the last 4 months have been fake and gay while the economy has been cratering and consoomers are hurting when a fucking Big Mac costs $18

>>57592716
Whatever nerd, read this: "ai". Why haven't you bought yet?

>>57592732
I made 68%, and I still have 380 shares left, so I'm fine...
But it's still annoying and suspicious

>>57592033
brown people

>>57592723
>pumpernickel
>pump nickel

BUY NICKEL

anything at or near 52w low worth buying and holding now? been out of the loop and zooming out shows a lack of deals even now

>>57592033
shitskins larping as europeans

>>57592606
Okay, thank you for your input

>>57592734
>last 4 months
Oct 2022 should have kept going down.

not sure if i should be mad when i already now there's no good news of probable rate cuts

however my $crsr puts are livid

can afford a a big mac now

>>57592734
Are you trying to say Biden's economy isn't really as strong as it seems? That this whole thing is a sham, a house of cards ready to come crashing down at any minute?

>>57592750
Boeing

I hope you all utilized that generous 1 hour NVDA dip before we continue the poomp

>>57592750
were in the most unbuyable stock market in history
buy put spreads

When the Coca Cola ceo is talking about how bad the consoomer is doing it’s not a good sign—— courtesy of cnbc

>>57592750
BA and DPST

>sold to open yesterday
>buy to close today
Easy cheesy

>>57592734
>economy has been cratering
That's....simply not happening. Lmao.

>>57592750
BOIL

>>57592738
I´ve bought specifically because I´ve seen their massive growth in revenue, and since they always had good chips i do believe that they will be ahead of competition for a while. They only retain about 1/3 of their revenues through, more than half of it goes to costs of sold goods and operating expenses, which indicates me that after they stop growing their revenues they will still have room to increase their income by cutting on that end.

My NatGas prediction in December was very good, other than the brief reactionary judaism in the price action. Two days in a row of -5% (today and yesterday) is similar enough to -7%, and I think it's reasonable to suppose that jews will avoid -7% like the plague due to my prediction. Now it only remains for the stock market to catch down to energy, which might be starting today.

>NVDA

We just cant kill it. It will pump no matter what.

>>57592774
She could F my DIC if you understand my implication ;)

these discounted nvda calls are delicious


however, $960 is way out of the money that i will most likly be iv crushed at $nvda earnings. Best to enjoy the ride

>>57592784
Youre literally evil

>>57592749
i love nickle!!!! who 2 buy?!!?!

Everything I invest in tanks within 2 days. Why does this keep happening

>fed will not cut rats on stable, rising inflation
>Might even hike them
>people slorp the dorp on nvidia anyway
Lmao
Like I said in 2021 the fed isn't going to crash the dollar with no survivors to save your speculative AI memestock.

>>57592794
Nickel******, logging off for the day. how fucking embarassing.

>>57592779
>>57592764
The thing about Boeing that makes it a particularly good bed is that it's only down right now because of sensationalist mainstream media bullshit reporting. They continuously bring in $10 billion every quarter just in commercial aircraft sales, that's not even counting their essentially permanent government contracts.

META almost back in green LOL

>>57592790
Yes I understand anon

>>57592799
i thought this was evident when the EU announced delaying rate cuts lmao

but memeai stock is green so...

>>57592774
i would give the rest of my life to just cum in her asshole one itme

>>57592799
Hey faggot I bet you didn't even watch the Powell interview where he chuckled at the question of "does inflation need to be exactly 2% for you to cut rates?"

>>57592808
Fucking yurop trying to buy the dip

>>57592765
Yes I utilized it on feeling shit cause I was holding NVDA already.

>>57592267
You’ve discovered your main issue
Congratulations
Now you can build anew

S&P is going to be over 5000 again by eod lmao

>>57592784
>BOIL
>buying and holding

>>57592790
Not sure what you're trying to say here

>>57592807
I still kick myself for not picking them up at like 99 bucks when the MAX 8 failures and COVID hit at the same time.

>NVDA is green

you can't tell me this isn't a big ruse

>>57592754
europeans are shitskins

>>57592787
SMCI is doing even better. Though the hour is yet early, and we have miles to go before we sleep.

>>57592814
>but memeai stock is green so...
It's going to take confirmation of hikes to get the average retard to sell off. It's noticeable when there's a high volume dump before open by large players getting out, then a low volume slurping during the day. The whales are dumping their bags on the number go up redditors.

>Market pumps since november on expectations of rate cuts in march
>No rate cuts in march
>Market pumps more
>Inflation higher than expected
>Market slightly dips then continues to pump

soooo this is akwkward?

>>57592819
Rates are futures for inflation. The current inflation does not matter.

>>57592827
It's fucking over

>>57592819
What did he mean by that chuckle?

How do we profit if in fact the chuckle was a tell?

>>57592827
I'd cream my pants
HNGGGG

>>57592750
NatGas is at literal ATL

>>57592750
>>57592856
forgot graph

>>57592836
Hope for another good day for SMCI. That said, what do you think will level off first, them or NVDA?

KO guidance makes me happy

>>57592866
what are the main drivers of usage?
>>57592866
and what are the lowest price tickers that can weather the storm?

>>57592866
Fucking Jews at dominion energy are still charging me march 2022 prices… faggots gave me a $1000 gas bill for December

>>57592044
>top
No such thing.

AHHHHHHHH ENERGY AND UTILITIES AND PHYSICAL THINGS ARE WORTHLESS NOW THE ONLY THING WITH VALUE IS AI AND COMPUTER CHIPS

>>57592873
I don't even pretend to know or guess. It all hangs on what Nvidia's earnings are on the 21st. Might want to nudge your stop orders for both a bit up the night before, seems to me. If they take off like a rocket, well and good. If they drive of a cliff, you're protected.

>>57592884
>$1000 gas bill for one month
Literally how?

so how do i short the gas market

bidenomics proclaimed that gas is bad, the west can get fucked instead solar and wind is double plus good

https://investorplace.com/2024/02/ubs-just-upped-its-nvidia-nvda-stock-price-target/

Fuck off

>>57592883
Nigger, it's cheap, just buy the cheap thing until it's not so cheap anymore

>>57592889
Why is Spirit-Lite up so much

sp500 will end week positive

Presented without comment
(because idk what it means really)

>>57592890

The future is you hooked up to a VR system, fucking your anime girlfriend and watching numbers go up

And you will love it

>>57592898
He must be German.

/throws another log into the wood heater

nothing ever happens

Market is bouncing back.

AI NIGGERS

>>57592914
I do that now on my Quest 3

S&P bros we holding good

>>57592898
Heating a 6500sqft house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRsxmqVjg3Y&rco=1

>>57592929
buy a space heater fucking retard

>>57592929
Only heat up the house a half hour before you get home, that way you aren’t burning gas to heat an empty house

>>57592929
Will I see your home on the news after it has exploded?

>>57592890
>AI used as financial advisers
>only buys stocks that accelerate AI

nothin personnell

Im no longer shittin n pissin myself
My call is doing it

so inflation news don't matter

FULL STEAM TO RATE CUT COPE

>>57592950
>>57592950
>>57592950
new
>>57592950
>>57592950
>>57592950
new

>>57592888
>Bil. of $Bil. of US $+(Mil. of $1/1000)+Bil of $

>>57592774
Shit, I bought CFDs for Coca-cola earnings. Good thing I sold them soon after open before this dumb broad went on TV and tanked the price.

Is there any list of companies with woman CEOs so I can avoid another close call in the future?

>>57592929
Literally retarded

>>57592896
Thanks, yeah I'll tinker with the stop losses for sure. Watching the recent earnings reports has been pure chaos at times, I'm so curious to see how Nvidia does

I'd be making money today if I hadn't gotten so greedy and bought 3x as many UPRO calls yesterday as I normally do.

>>57593000
It's worth noting that Nvidia's PEG rating is just below 1 and SMCI's is barely above 1. As nosebleed crazy as their advances have been, they barely keep pace with the amount of fucking money they're taking in. That was what originally intrigued me about Nvidia late last year, when I was convinced it was a bubble. It ain't. There's a tsunami of dough behind it. Holy shit I have never, EVER seen anything like this.

Oh fuck SPY is about to gap up.

any intraday trader who can tell me why tf I lost money on sell when the buy/sell percentage was 24-76?

>>57592925
Questies get the rope.

>>57592429
>the us govt prints money
Go back

>>57592807
>it's only down right now because of sensationalist mainstream media bullshit reporting.
Well, I wouldn't call their reaction to the amount of fuck ups that have happened in the last 6 months or so over the top. It's bad for Boeing, but they're in an industry that is hard for anyone else to leapfrog them.
My target is ~$358, which is pessimistic in the long term, imo. A nice little +70% from such a reputable company is a no brainer.

>>57592943
If your home is well insulated then it’s actually cheaper to just let it run in most cases