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Boglechad thread

Stupid thread, what book has dinosaurs invading a castle. Fucking DUMB God I hate women

>>57584816
early bake and gay ass picture, 2/10

What's your top holding going into tomorrow?

>>57584838
>what book has dinosaurs invading a castle
I'd like to know too, but for different reasons

my shopping list for today

what stocks to profit from this?

>>57584854
Your hands, my butthole is named Tomorrow UwU

YTD ten year treasury yield has gone up over 25 bps while nothing past the 3 month term has budged.
Long term debt is crashing while demand persists for the short term.

We've had the dip. Now that the market is healed who's ready for lift off?

>he bought the blowoff top

>>57584854
$400 in ATM UPRO calls.

what is this pattern called

How'd we do, boys?
up .4% today

>have some NATGAS AND OIL
>so not a NIGGER

>>57584894
up .1%

look at the past 3 trading sessions for the Russell 2000, meanwhile VIX has been slowly creeping up

lol

lmao

>>57584875
bait

>>57584875
Also 3m and 4m have uninverted and are steepening.

Smelly
Dumb
Bobo
Scum

I am officially financially ruined

>>57584893
no theta.

>NATURALLY OCCURING BRAPGAS

Puts on csco

>>57584888
I'm calling your fucking bluff and have been buying banks, JP. The cpi report tomorrow will continue the inflation narrative, pumping bonds and thus the banks.

>>57584838
Can't a move have the same thing?

>>57584918
you got the margin call?

soxl sisters

>>57584894
15% thanks to Memespark.

>>57584948
I can always sell eggs

>>57584945
Yes and that's why movies are goyslop and books should never be

I just keep buying and it just keeps dipping. NAT GAS that is

>>57584861
I know a book about a dragon attacking a castle and kidnapping the princess, and the princess eventually falls in love with the dragon and does nasty things with the dragon. It's not published though. I don't want anyone to read it.

>no, no, that's just not how it is
>either you have some NATGAS AND OIL or you are a NIGGER
>simple
>as

I will never forget an interview with JPow before he took office as fed chair where he said that pretty much every bull run was ended by the federal reserve raising rates and keeping them high until something breaks.

>SPY down 0.16%
>VIX up 7.9%
...

>>57584929
I was actually surprised by the reveal at the end of the manga.

God dammit, my Excel spreadsheet has gotten so complicated that it takes 5 seconds to recalculate every time I change a cell

Why bobos are right every single time?

>>57584976
I think I have read that Shrek fanfic

>>57584976
No one's reading your book

After hours jew ruined my green day.

Guys I have my entire nw in ANET, AMAT and DKNG calls


....

>>57584990
What are you doing with it?

>go to work early, miss pooping schedule.
>Fight to not shit self all day.
>get home, dont have to shit anymore.

Also I bought more tupperware.

>YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT OUR "SON" HAS NO NATGAS AND OIL?
>THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS SHE'S A NIGGER

>>57584894
I was a financial genius until 4 hours ago, now I'm practically ruined (-0.29%)

Not the worst day but hopefully it isn't a sign of things to come. I'd prefer to see this run up more but the bullish sentiment is becoming irrational.

>>57585008
>DKNG
I don't like betting on degeneracy.

>>57585015
kek baggie trying to meme his -90% BOIL bags

>>57584977
>>either you have some NATGAS AND OIL or you are a NIGGER
Do puts count

Uh, why is BTC touching 50k on a red day?

>>57585008
are you going through earnings?
you may wish to call this number
1-800-GAMBLER
gambling^3 is hysterical and i hope you're rewarded.

>Lumen up 16.45

>>57585040
People selling their SPX for BTC.

>>57585030
Yep, or KOLD, or SCO.

>>57585054
Then good day to you, fellow white american.

CPI will lift us to $510. Thank you, President Biden.

I wish I could buy stocks, too bad I have no money

>>57584871

>>57585070
Just sent you 5 shares of NVDA

>>57585040
>red day
MARA and CLSK beg to differ

>>57585052
I see Japan, Mexico, China, ARKK, and XBI up. Large cap tech money flowing in ahead of CEE PEE EYE

>>57585059
is this demand destruction or just a dip while people get their plans together for the year?

>>57585040
bubble, lol

god i hate crypto

>>57585070
if you trade me your NVDA shares I'll double them

>>57585097
All I know is that specifically natural gas is tanking right now because the contract rollover combined with overproduction, but wouldnt be tanking so hard if Biden didnt specifically choose this time to axe the LNG exports to get back at texas for telling the feds to go fuck themselves. This is literally treason and brandon and his cronies need to hang.

>>57585131
>no money
>mentions NVDA
the fuck did anon mean by this

>>57584965
Beware concentration risk, chief.

Insiders are already dumping afterhours but mumoids still hope for a reversal. Cope harder, YES you will get HEEMED tomorrow and NO no one will buy your bags BAGGOTS

>>57584975
Man has no right to control natural gas. 'tis arrogant folly.

>>57585153
based

>>57584981
Everyone's putting on hedges. That will fuel the next leg of the rally as they expire, roll out, and get SVIX'd.

>>57585147
see >>57585077

why is IBKR's app so bad

>>57584119
the consequences of holding rates here are probably hard to understand because we haven't really had rates here long enough to see. Big tech companies have been laying off their diversity hires and the software engineering market has definitely cooled significantly, but now we've found a new money maker to latch onto. I'd like to think the market is a little more responsible than in 2001 but that was like 23 years ago by now. Most of the money has flowed into existing companies so no more NASDAQ full of literal whos at least. If everything holds, then there might be a decent chance that we get another percentage of unemployment and that's as bad as it gets. (Still bad, but not MONUMENTALLY bad) Unemployment going up even 1.5-2 percent might not be THAT awful.

The kicker however is that assumes ALL ELSE being equal. That means no more government mandates to fuck the eocnomy up, no more shitty ass wars where we have to kill the population to save it, and the biggest factor I think is oil prices. Yeah, oil is down but i hesitate to call 75/barrel during the cold season cheap. Oil prices going way up during peak oil I really think is to be expected, and that's when we're really gonna stress test this economy. Which is why all the cut in Q1/Q2 fags are totally delusional.

Anyways, I think the consequences are more unemployment potentially, but maybe we've healed the economy enough that this just passes right over us and inflation stalls out around the 2-3%. Seems really plausible in my eyes, but I'm not gonna say its guaranteed or even likely.

>>57585040
>red day
BITF kept my portfolio in the green.

Cheaper natural gas will lead to cheaper utilities prices. That's a win

>>57584882
Where did you see a dip

>>57585151
For sure. We'll see how it goes.

>>57585195
Don't forget the banks slowly imploding.

Why did Bezos sell 2 billion dollars worth of Amazon stock? This is the fucking top isn't it?

how do you guys trade opshuns without being heavily taxed? IRA? I think I can't open one due to my income

Ehe? What the hell is happening with natural gas? Literally falling off the cliff. Almost hitting 2020 Covid levels. What happened to that guy that bought 1000 BOIL shares? Hopefully he sold in time

>>57585231
Regional banks, which will be eaten by other banks. As of now its fine, as long as we don’t enter a cascading failure.

>>57585238
he had to go out to dinner

>>57585231
million dollar question is if the banks that went under in 2023 were a sign of things to come or just so poorly mismanaged by retards that it was inevitable.

>>57585099
Nah, crypto's bubble doesn't start until later this year when it starts working through that ATH supply from last cycle.

>>57585195
I like it.
The Crumbling

>>57585242
I just pay the taxes on my brokerage account. Its fun money, I don’t care like i do for retirement funds

Btw there is no income limit for traditional IRAs for self employed or if your employer doesn’t offer one btw. I’m not sure offhand if your employer offering a 401k disqualifies you. I don’t think it does.

>>57585131
>>57585070
glow1:Free NVDA share trimming
wave:Impress your gf with NVDL shares

>>57585258
Most of them legitimately don't have any money.

>>57585248
Looks like a multi-generation bottom to me.

>>57585242
I do it in my Roth IRA

>>57585238
jesus 12M shares and thats not even 1% of the portfolio

>>57585242
Backdoor Roth. Look it up.

>>57585238
Everyone is selling and yet they keep on sniffing their copium. mumus truly are delusional, baggie might be right

>>57585195
also something really aids worth talking about with oil is I'm really not too certain what was happening with oil from 2011-2015, but I do know they definitely cut prices when Trump was around and that's with Trump wanting the US to be a bigger oil force than it used to be. Surprise, we get Biden in 2020, and other than the blip in 2020 we haven't seen prices since that. Personally, I have an EXTREMELY difficult time thinking OPEC is gonna play nice with us come summer going into an election since they seem to think Biden's a fucking cunt. So anyways, this might be the calm before the storm before 120/barrel prices

>>57585254
Oh alright, that would make sense. So nothing really out of the ordinary then. I guess we'll be green tomorrow.

Take care everybody, see you tomorrow.

>>57585353
People don't need oil in a great depression.

>>57584994
>market at all time highs
>bobos right

Mumus are so right. It's caused bears to go insane

>>57585382
honestly this one is shaped much more like the long depression.

>>57585023
this whole market is degeneracy

>>57585382
Seems unlikely to me that we'd get a massive depression at this point. I think its a safer bet that we see higher oil BEFORE we see any turmoil like that.

left my cell intha benz truck
dont give a fuck, if it ring
never got a margin call ANYWAY

>>57585195
rates' effect on government debt may also play a factor
this is reasonable analysis though even if I don't like it (modern society deserves a proper crash after the past 2 bear markets of covid and 2022 being so pathetic)
getting another 70's where the market just crabs for a decade while commodities/rates rise would be the lamest outcome, so is probably more likely

>go back to school for graduate degree because I heard it's a good way to sidestep a recession
>school is too retarded to even know what degree I'm taking, sends me internship/entry level jobs based on my previous degree with another university
>unsurprisingly, they have a lot of africans working there

>>57585401
RETURN TO THE GILDED AGE

>>57585437
>graduate degree because I heard it's a good way to sidestep a recession
only if you get a stipend btw.

Ayo why did all my little semiconductor stocks do a 180 at 1 PM?

>>57585372
Yes Baggie. Nothing really to see here. WAGMI fren. Looking forward to reading your quality posts tomorrow

>>57585292
qp
w

>>57585445
fed being retarded

>>57585353
Biden's still got hundreds of millions of barrels in the SPR. Those dune coons would get shut down before you can spin to face Mecca.

>>57585439
Computers birthed an age of that level of profundity and AI is the next.

>>57585437
>sit in parents basement and rely solely on stock market gains for growth
comfy

>>57585297
>>57585248
welcome to the commodities market. gotta flush out a deep bottom before the next cycle

>>57585439

>>57585268

WHO
H
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>>57585261
yup... we're not after halving yet when the retards come in. No superb owl ads for crypto and no normie talk yet.

>>57585507
one of the first tikthots

the fuck happened to Adobe in the after hours? lmao

>>57585248
>>57585491
Why do you guys keep buying BOIL after what happened the last 2 years? Do you like pain?

beautiful day
monday
imagine not having bought in October

>>57585507

GIVE ME A NAME

When NatGas bottomed out in 2020 it bounced back pretty quickly (daily candles)

>>57585537
she used to post in /b/ years ago.

>>57585511
>>57585261
Bitcoin is pumping now because it'll drop 40% or more when the halving of block rewards finally happens, like it always does. I assume this is miners selling off their stored bitcoin in order to profit before it becomes harder to make money.

>>57585532
Absolute levels matter

>>57585532
I don't buy and hold BOIL. You trade between BOIL and KOLD. Right now I haven't been paying attention to KOLD since I'm just primarily trading MARA & CLSK.

>>57585532
if you get it right you double or triple in a couple months. the pain ain't so bad.

>>57585517
Since they don't report earnings until March 14th, you're probably looking at a random spike/ghost print. Sites like Google Finance often fuck up the timestamps on orders so you'll see trades that didn't actually take place after hours.

>>57585532
>he doesnt know how to swing trade
Boomer detected. Hows that 401k doin, faggot?

If CPI YOY doesn't come in under 2.9 tomorrow then this market is FUCKED

>CSI 300 making higher lows

Is this it, China bros?

>>57585585
here's what CPI is predicted to be by Cleveland Fed's Nowcasting

>>57585554
Please tell me what, if any, crypto positions you have so I can inverse you.

>>57585599
>27 hours until market opens
Chinks can't trade in Hong Kong yet

Does anyone else here smoke meth while trading

>>57585585
https://www.xchair.com/products/xtech-ultimate-executive-office-chair

>>57585601
I doubt it will be 2.8 or lower. If it isn't then the market will be forced to price in -1 cut.

>>57585621
I edge to gelbooru for hours

>>57585601
Market's expecting 0.2/0.3 monthly numbers as well. No chance the BLS publishes a surprise.

>>57585601
isn't core pce their number anyway?

>>57585639
>their number
you mean core PCE is what the Fed cares about? that's what J Powell says all the time, but the market moves on any economic fart released because we still have 37 days before he speaks again.

>>57585623
AFRM partner spotted

>>57585469
nah
there's 350 million barrels left in the SPR (down 50% from 2021)
OPEC produces roughly that amount every 10 days

blowing half the SPR only managed to lower domestic gas prices by 13-31 cents according to the gov's own data
draining it in the first place was retarded, but doing so again would be insanely pathetic even for a modern politician
they can only pull that trick once more now anyways

>>57585626
Biden will make it 2.8

>>57585658
is that internet layaway?
I wonder what their debt collection back end is?

>>57585662
>OPEC produces roughly that amount every 10 days
They wouldn't fuck Biden over by shutting all their wells, anon. That would be insane, even for hajjis.

>blowing half the SPR only managed to lower domestic gas prices by 13-31 cents according to the gov's own data
What it did do is reverse WTI's Ukraine bidding war from 80 to 120 in about 3 months. The rise and fall both flowed through to retail gas prices with a damped lag.

>draining it in the first place was retarded, but doing so again would be insanely pathetic even for a modern politician
Agreed. So why do you think he *wouldn't* do it?

>they can only pull that trick once more now anyways
Sure, yeah. I don't know where prices will go in 2025 or beyond, but above 80 this year is unlikely and above 90 would take an act of God.

>>57585686
Debt collection? They just send you a nice email politely asking you to resume payments.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ANET YOU UTTER PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU Dump THEY FUCKING BEAT BY 20% I DON'T GET THIS SHIT ANYMORE

>>57585717
Probably some gay
>muh guidance
fuckery

>>57585713
and if I give them anon@nicebagsfaggot.com?

>>57585582
Oh yeah like all those /biz/tards in 2022 who bought BOIL because number went down and then it went down-er? That kind of swing trading?

>>57585346
They're not even mumoids at this point; they're pigs.

>>57585618
>it's different this time
Very sad post. Not sure how any of you make any money when you're constantly seething when the market inevitably goes against you.

>>57585742

>>57585742
Then theres nothing they can do. The wealthy elite use this trick all the time. What, you thought you were getting all that spam mail by accident?

Assuming AI is the next to big thing what are some companies you would recommend that are applying AI to the real world? Not just research but using AI.

>>57584854
Shopify PUTS. I have a lot riding on it.

>>57584976
there's actually a book like that already in publication
where dragons fuck human women and then the women give birth to half-dragon half-humans
remember reading it in my childhood from the library ...maybe google and you will find

>>57585662
>draining it in the first place was retarded, but doing so again would be insanely pathetic even for a modern politician
Yeah but only 10 people in the USA think this way. the rest of the democrats think Biden lowered the gas at the pump.

>>57585656
>economic fart
lol

how low will nat has go? could it bottom at $1.50?

>>57585248
>What the hell is happening with natural gas?
this isn't rocket science retards it's an exceptionally warm winter so less demand for natural gas to heat homes

>>57585861
We are going sub zero. You will be payed to take gas off someones hands.

>>57585813
It's a bubble you fucking retard. Don't you idiots have pattern recognition?
There are no companies using it because it's just fucking hype

>>57585717
Just buy calls in the morning lol

>>57585860
>>57585656
>>57585878
I'm using it and I think it's hilarious

>>57585870
EU and ASIA gas is much higher, regardless of the warm winter. Fact of the matter is the NA produces too much gas, they have to start exporting it in increasing quantities, so global prices reach some kind of equilibrium, otherwise the NATGAS sector in the USA will liquidate and the prices will rise because of less supply.

>>57585779
>corn rallies into an event
>sells off after an event
>"I assume this is miners selling off"
Halvenings are a sell the news moment that triggers retail...after a much stronger rally beforehand. It has nothing to do with block rewards themselves. Why would miners sell off more coins than they need to in order to keep the lights on when they *know* the price will go up a few quarters later? They wouldn't.

And larger factors can swamp that dynamic, as we saw with the first and third ones.

>>57585907
>EU gas is much higher,
because their winters were colder while still suffering from lack of supply from Russia, as well as Biden recently deciding to block new exports of American LNG to Europe.
> system thinks this is spam
let me remove the bottom half of my post

>>57585153
Insiders are driving the price down so they can get in cheaper before the CPI moon mission tomorrow

>>57585873
>You will be payed to take gas off someones hands.
*SNIFF*

>>57585813
Video games.

>>57585537
Rylie Haze (she chopped her tits off)
>>57585938
This as well as Hollywood.

>>57585930
picrel. imagine starving your "allies" of desperately needed resources for literally no reason

>>57585908
Miners are not making a profit at current block rewards abd btc price, how will they do so after their output gets cut in half?

Feels good, shafting the card company, that is. Worst comes to worst and end up paying out of pocket for remaining dental work due to insurance max out I'd much rather deal with just that than that plus the existing debt on top of it. Divvy income wasn't hurt any, went up in fact, so all good on that end to. Don't ever neglect your chompers. Don't smoke either. Your only shafting yourself when the dental bills roll in.

>>57585537
dunno name

https://files.catbox.moe/exq52r.webm

>>57585930
Asia gas is as high as EU. Fact of the matter is they don't produce enough in EU & Asia and they produce too much in NA. This dump is because of BIden's attempt to block the LNG export project. Which i don't think he'll succeed in because there's too much money to be made.

>>57585947
He thinks it's 1980 and doesn't understand why we'd want to help Warsaw Pact countries like East Germany and Poland.

>>57586002
it's funny how by posting these pics you make me more bullish on AI

>>57585942
women wre always the most adherant to party doctrine.

>>57585585
In a good way?

>Nvidia keeps going up so much it crashes the rest of mag7 as it drains their liquidity
>You wake up to see Google trading as a small cap and fagman pajeets start rioting outside data centers and internet collapses into 1980s internet but its just linux spergs running their personal sites and torrent sites

>>57586042
Sounds pretty comfy to be honest

>>57585955
I don't expect they will. They're locked in an eternal fight for cheap hashrate and electricity against every other miner, thanks to difficulty adjustments. Halvening just means the aggregate dump of new coins into the market lessens, which balances against Coinbase or Boomer ETF inflows to determine the final price. MARA will earn $0 this quarter. $0 next quarter, and $0 the next 10 quarters.

Why, I think a janny would earn more than all of Marathon Digital this year.

>>57585970
>Don't smoke either.
Smoking isn't the cause for dental work 99% of the time. It's mostly bad diet (high in sugars) and hygiene, that will lead to multiple visits at the dental office.

>>57585873
>>57585936
Imagine the smell...

>>57586042
Really and truly, anon?

man I just wish game developers realized that what they peddle is an addiction, the only reason why gaming is down (and yet is the larger than cinema and music) is because they imprinted globo homo into their craft.

>>57585873
I'll do it for free.

>>57585767
Scared money dont make money. Enjoy being poor for the rest of your life. I made a killing on BOIL last year, and this year ive already surpassed what I made with it last year. If things keep going at this rate, I'll be a multimillionaire by june. Cope and seethe, faggot.

>>57586076
I think we'll know if we start seeing mid caps start draining for no reason. Would be funny if screaming ai crashes the entire tech sector literally almost poetic that our greed destroys the internet.

>>57586112
Imagine the NATURAL GASSES she produces. She looks like she has a very PRODUCTIVE WELL.

My mommy sent me some candy for Valentine's Day
Bullish for a Valentine's Day Rally going into Wednesday
.SPX to 5100 by eow

>>57584816

>>57586012

>>57586128
Disappointing body

>>57586128
Daddario is mid. Even jeniffer connolly is hotter than her and shes like nine hundred years old.

>>57585767
Kek i remember these retards going all in with a x10 leverage back in late 2022 when nat gas was about to shit the bed. i shilled KOLD and explained why it was the right ticker but they didnt listen and got heemed by contango and NG's bearish path. Today, most of them just average down and hope one day to break even. Kek baggies

>>57586156
>Disappointing body
Wdym? She's pretty fit with a nice pair of tits.
>>57586162
>jeniffer connolly
Debatable, she hit the wall sooner than Daddario.

>>57586128

Women are so neat. It's like we share the world with a different kind if person. Like star trek or something. I wish I was good enough to talk to one.

>>57586191
she has cute tits, but nothing outstanding.

>>57586206
unironically, half the problems in the world is lack of fertile women

>>57586200
Succulent.

>>57586191
>pretty fit
Skinny fat isn't fit

>>57586156
>4/10, would not bang

>>57586214
The other half is that they don't want kids until they can't have kids.

>>57586206
They're also gaslighting liars with a penchant for fraud. They think they're perfect so they use this against us by pretending to be dumb, stupid, but really they are manipulative liars, especially in any corporate sense.

Good luck out there

>>57586063
Well in her case it wasn't really that she wasn't brushing them it was more the case she simply forgot to after getting a drink or snack during the night plus the smoking. Me, I've never smoked and so far in 41 years my record stands at 31/32 teeth, 3 fillings (small cavity, root canal and 1 chip). The missing tooth was due to one of those fluke things; cracked that sucker to bad to save it. Her; 34, fillings galore, two gone, plus a crown and a few more fillings on the way. The only benefit to the surprise dental damage was it was the final kick to the rear that got her to quit smoking and end the late night snack thing.

I'm now hedging natgas. Gonna lose no matter what, at least try to reduce the lost as much as possible. Expiry of bet is 24.2.
Instrument: Options-CFD, some amalgamation of options (I'm selling Puts and now a call) and CFD (Margin).

Completely fucked myself today as I overleveraged. I literally didn't know what I was doing as I was doing it. Thought
>Oh, ok Margin is 80 for that strike, 50 for that strike
>I had this many positions, I'll do this many now
>Oh fuck, I thought I went from 3,75 positions to 5/6, but I went to 10 positions effectively
>Natgas craters

If you own a small business couldnt you use the Affordable care act to essentiall get free family health insurance?
Like im talking at the end of the year buy a section 179able asset to make your net income the exact amount you need to be in the sweet spot for all your premiums to be paid by the ACA?

>>57586254
>almost margincalled
>had to add funds which almost immediately vanished

>four small pieces of fried reconstituted chicken jelly cost $3.39
Jerome needs to hike again.

>>57586243
if they had kids the problem would be much worse because the core issue is 101 males born for each 100 female babies. the gap only finds balance around the 30´s when most of us die from doing dumb shit like the good old boys will boys and trowing yourself into a pool from the third floor of an hotel, or engaing in criminality (there is a cause effect according to some Amartya Sen)

>>57586250
>getting a drink or snack during the night
This is what caused most of her cavities not the smoking, but great that you got her to stop smoking for obvious reasons, even though it doesn't cause cavities.

>>57586277
>$1 $2 $3 dollar menu
>everything's over $3

>>57586277
McDonalds is now highclass fastfood, GOURMET.

t. worked at McD with 16

Time to buy some SOXS for that NVDA pullback.

>>57586277
It will cost $39 by the end of the decade.

i hate women

>>57586280
I'd say the current imbalance is greater than your stated ratio.

>>57585813
Schwab Investing Themes™ uses AI to look through news and corporate filings to build themes of companies that develop and companies that use whatever each theme is, including the AI one. They also use AI for roboinvesting. So, SCHW.

>>57586292
Its shameful that in order to get back to the real cost of the item you gotta be a "rewards member". Fuck that shat. I've got enough fucking accounts and passwords to keep track of as it is. Plus I don't need yet another thing keeping tabs on my habits.

>>57586333
Checked. They hate you too.

>praying for great KO earnings tomorrow morning

>>57586333
shop stealing my ideas

>>57586316
>muh SOX*
USD > SOXL even with just 2x so maybe SSG > SOXS too, you tunnel vision parrot ass niggers.

>>57586277
>$3.19 for french fries
I hate the fact that I'm a zoomer and that when I'm middle-aged it will be like $8

>>57586359
>Die Luft, die wir atmen, stickig und kalt
>Das Wasser, das wir trinken, süßes Gift
>Die Flüsse färben sich rot vom Blut
>Sturm ist der Wind, den wir ernten

>>57586334
Women tend to be more than man because they also live well into a later age on average. If you take out the dumb reasons for which man die we would probably outlive women by far, the current imbalance may also be affected by migration flows which tend to be predominantly male too

>waste management

For the record though; yeah my Wife does work. Just that she makes less than me. She also rolls into her own S&P retirement fund. I set that up for her long ago. Did it for several reasons; most of the retirement options at places she worked sucked, she has a habit to job hop so rather than deal with the retirement account rollover/payout shuffle game every time she did such a move I simply nipped that in the bud. Also if in the event we later divorce or whatever well the fact that she will be pretty set already may lessen the hit on my side of it.

>>57586257
At face value I don't see why you couldn't do that but isn't the threshold like $26k or something? If you made substantially more than that I'm not sure buying one or more big ticket items is exactly the most efficient way to reduce your tax burden

>>57586280
If they stop having kids Africans just get imported which is way worse.

>>57586128
She's a very productive asset

>>57586280
>101 males born for each 100 female babies
It's 105 to 100 not 101 to 100

>>57586389
Sorry to tell you this but in one part of the U.S fries cost $7.00 and a single puny hash brown is $3.00

>>57586389
it's depressing when I was a teenager a #1 with drink and fries was $3.

>>57586426
I think you´re looking at it wrong, you need to import african women, not african males.

>>57586440
I think that this is the ultimate proof that war is just human nature.

>>57586422
26k the threshold for what do you mean?
you have to be above the poverty line (if you fall below the poverty line and are in Medicade territory then you are disqualified from ACA subsidies) if you make too much you gotta pay most of it back
So if you have a business why use that to grow your business while getting free family health insurance?
Make too much? Buy a Denali and a new skid steer
once your crotch goblins are all 18 just sell all your assets and retire or get your son to take over

>Boss, I'm tired.

>>57586438
That's a Sumo.

>>57586441
If they are going to charge an arm and a leg for fries can someone please, please teach the staff how to fucking fill a fry container. Goddamn since the pandemic it seems like some kind of lost art. No point in getting a large if you little shits are going to half fill it.

>>57586443
I remember the KFC chicken little. The original. Under a dollar. Then Arby's used to do the 3 beef n cheddar for 5 or the 5 for 5 regular ones. Then course the 5 dollar foot long from subway. This is just sad.

>>57586438
What a prospective piece of property, a unquantifiable amount of NATURAL GAS resources lie there, and I'm more than happy to do the drilling, bringing this asset into production. If you know what I'm saying.

>>57586485
Fuck off, there is already too much supply, look at the price.

I actually just started reading again. My mom has been buying me some books for gifts and I'm tired of staring at my phone in my free time. It's been nice. We all need to read more.

>>57586467
Kek, they are told to. The fries are not supposed to overpass the redline/the holder.

This I was told back 14 years when it wasn't as bad as now. I though always filled them to the top, MAXXED out.

>>57586493
I'm not sure you're comprehending the value of the property and it's prospects. Mark my words, if that asset is drilled and brought into production it will be the lowest cost producer of NATURAL GAS in the industry.

>>57584816
CPI will be cold. markets will rip tomorrow

>>57586513
>it's prospects

>>57586508
>>57586467
sorry, picrel

>>57586513
women are high maintenance

>>57586471
fugg. apparently my town is $12 for a #1 meal now. when I graduated high school I made $15/hr, now I make $48/hr. I've actually lost #1 meal buying power.

>>57586506
I was trying to for awhile but hard to find time, keep getting wife aggro.

>>57586529
Luckily my wife supports every decision I make and never had a honey-do list for me which is nice.

>>57586517
The biggest joke is the two revisions of november and december, which caused gigapumping because of 0,1% less inflation, which now was revised away.

fuck this bullshit. This market doesn't run on data or anything. It's just bots with a fixed program.

>>57586525
Yes, I do agree there is some up front CAPEX that is necessary for acquiring all the permits, drilling equipment etc... But looking though the CAPEX and acknowledging the prospects of this asset It's easy to see it will be the lowest cost producer in the industry and will produce NATURAL GAS for decades, delivering a great return on capital employed.

>>57586506
I have 149 business and finance related news articles queued up in my reading list
I'll get through them all at some point

>>57586280
abort the boys and only give birth to daughters
Craster style

>>57586042
>internet collapses into 1980s internet but its just linux spergs running their personal sites and torrent sites
holy based, also touhou

>>57586529
>>57586506
based. im trying to read more now too. im almost done with gormenghast. highly rec it anyone who wants a fiction novel.

>>57586573
I have hundreds and hundreds of books queued up for reading. And I will most likely die before without going through them all.

>>57586454
No. I'm not talking about what needs to be done I'm talking about what will be done.
Also African women aren't a substitute for actual women.

>>57586624
The "Gnostic quest" is the only thing left worth pursuing in the West.

>>57586624
>think about books all day but never read them
>spend significant time organizing and cataloging all the books you want to read but never will
>spend an untold amount of time shitposting on 4chan
what is it like being the /v/ of book nerds?

>>57586573
I've got roughly 4000 books on a calibre-web server. All kinda stuff. Now my kvaita server is another mater; 1600+ hentai manga. (hey those are books to you know). Also got a bunch of PSX,PSM magazine scans from back in the day.

>>57586042
When do we get an ETF for this strategy?

>>57586042
>Nvidia announces the construction of a 620m production facility in Los Angeles

>>57586506
I read Wikipedia articles every day. I know more shit than you can even start to be begin to imagine. You are all niggers to me.

>>57586695
I can see it now: NVOP - Nvidia Outperform Daily Bull 3X ETF, it longs NVDA and shorts the Fagnificient 6 in equal positions.

>>57586682
>Gnostic
kek no.

I have a thousand dollars what tech etf should I buy

>>57586539
The market is rigged to go up until the house of cards collapses. You could join us in the sun.
>Verification not required.

>>57586730
>buying now
>at the peak

>>57586730
Put it into SWVXX and DCA it into XLK and USD bit by bit on pullbacks.

>>57586706
They are about to become the third company by market cap and they still have a couple years left to go before even starting to have 1/3 of the revenue of Apple

>>57586739
I will join the black hole (sun)

>>57586730
>buying an etf when AI stocks go up 30% in a day
why?

>>57586682
>>57586684
I have become a pessimist in thisidea. You can't read all the good books, you can't watch all the great movies, you can't kiss all the girls etc... So why even do it? I've come to realize the intellectual limitation and time limitation we are all subject too some more than others... Not that I'll stop doing the before mentioned activities, but sometimes I stop for a few months and I focus on ideas and observing things instead of reading.

>>57586758
if at all, funding their own buyers, lol

>>57586773
>can't watch all the great movies, you can't kiss all the girls etc
But you can collect all the abstractions in closed sets which is effectively the same thing.

>>57586785
Sure, but almost all experiences are different even if it's a slight difference, a difference nonetheless.

>>57586602
My mother knows I like horror books so she buys me a lot of Stephen King and his sons books. They are all pretty good.

YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT
YEAH YOU PUSH IT

>>57586770
hey, we are chaser friendly 'round these parts

>>57585813
Advertising for redditors

>>57586833
The movie "Langoliers" is great.

God dammit my vision has gone really blurry, I can barely see these charts anymore
I think this is it
The big one for me

>>57586854
I'm fighting off the skin spiders in the gym

>>57586854
age and occupation?

>>57586854
Nothing a pair of glasses can't fix.
t. astigmatism fag.

>>57586867
I'm a software engineer in my late 30s

>>57586823
Eh I suppose. But a lifetime of just those minor difference would be incredibly tedious. desu I look forward to death. I've had enough experiences.

>>57586879
oh fuck me ...
i'm a software programmer who also lives glued to the screen, but 10 years younger

good luck, we need to take care of ourselves in this unnatural occupation

>>57586833
>a day
check out gormenghast then and lovecraft.

I missed out on a lot of the AI boom but shitcoin miners are making it up for me

>prompt: why do you keep buying bad stocks that lose money

>>57586913
I am priced out of all the good ones and people keep buying them without thinking about it like a pack of lemmings

>>57586876
>>57586901
Yeah I'm already wearing pretty strong contact lenses
I should fucking invest in a bigger external monitor I guess. The laptop they gave me has a small screen. I could turn up the text scaling, but there's not a lot of real estate...
Last time I had an external monitor though I punched it so idk...

>>57586879
>>57586901
This is why I practice using vim in ex mode through festival.

>>57586847
I enjoyed that movie even though it was really cheesy and campy.
>>57586905
I feel like Lovecraft would be a tough read these days, niggerman memes aside.

>>57586891
I get ya. In the end we have to acknowledge out limitations.

>>57586918
>prompt: why do you keep buying bad stocks that lose money, explaining why going all into triple leveraged ETFs is a terrible idea for long term investing

NVDA earnings next week

>>57586932
>I feel like Lovecraft would be a tough read these da
nah easy english.

>>57586932
>I feel like Lovecraft would be a tough read these days
Lovecraft is timeless. Try At The Mountains Of Madness -- it's like reading an old Natl Geographic. It gets you all caught up in the excitement of discovery, the descriptions of the aircraft and equipment, the fossils they find... then gets weirder and weirder and weirder.

>>57586930
what does that have to do with anything?

>>57586918
If youre priced out of a single $200 stock purchase, you dont have enough money saved to invest it

>>57586918
And you are buying shit instead and losing money instead?

>>57586966
> he's expecting earnings to make the stock surge instead of plunging back down to $600
lol. lmao even

>>57587029
I'll use this as a prompt.

>>57587021
no, I am shitposting

>>57587008
It's enough to do most things blind.

>>57587029
Drifted between varying looks of disappointment and wanting to have sex with the based retard viewer

>>57587029
>>57587081

>>57586996
>At The Mountains Of Madness
i havent read that one yet myself. i liked dunwich horror a lot.

>>57586316
>>57586377
I'm watching you dumb niggers talk about this after I posted my chart

>>57587029
I'm not going to be greedy this earnings call. Gonna let it slide past me this quarter. Already up anyways.

>>57586779
if at all, supplying 4 out of the other 5 companies at the top, except for APPL itself

IL ITERALLY SHORTED THE BOTTOM OF NATGAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>57587097
I don't know what your gay ass chart is supposed to be saying, all I know is I spent hours backtesting USD compared to all kinds of things including SOXL at various timeframes of DCA and nothing comes close to USD so that is what I am DCAing in addition to NATGAS AND OIL.

>>57585248
I did not sell in time, went from +400% to -98%.

>>57587132
not even I believe that shit

>>57586996
I'll give it a try after I finish these last couple books. I'm currently reading heart shaped box by Joseph hill. And it was so good I read half the book in one sitting. I was surprisingly drawn in.

>>57585248
i pussied out of buying VET at opening after pondering all weekend and it went up today 2.75%
now i am priced out

i thought VET would dump cause nat gas but it is also cheap as fuck below book value so maybe i am being stupid trying to fish the bottom

>>57587157
I actually had to open a short at 1770. I explained previously that I unintentionally massively overleveraged (selling put-options-cfds). Instead doing anything, like immediately counterselling a call or something I just watched it crash. Then I decided to sell a Call option. I'm probably gonna lose either way, but at least I try to somehow reduce the damage that I've done today. Still I'm more long than short. If I'm lucky I might get out without a loss in the end through theta etc.

>>57587029
Another one.

>>57587175
I understand, but in a way I also don't understand

I did absolutely nothing today at work wfh. I learned Python at my company's expense

i tried to warn them. no one listened. they are nothing but ashes and burnt shadows upon the wall now.

>>57587192
I myself don't understand what I did.

I had 3 positions open, long. Closed 1. Then reopened one and thought it was 1. But it was actually 2 (a larger one). Then opened another 2x2. So from 3 positions I went to 8, lol and this when it started slowly dumping. And then the real dump to 1750 happened. I didn't want to close in losses and realized too late that those position were a lot larger than thought. Literal brainfart moment.

would this help me invest better

i like the idea of keeping my finances/emails etc separate from the pc i pirate/torrent shit on

btw cad$500 is only US$371, i surely lost more than that just today :(( :( a ctually sad :(( :( i am sad:(

>>57587215
>>57587192
Now I also countershorted as a small safety. But on the opposite end of the dump. I'll be red anyways unless we hard pump cause my longs are larger or theta somehow manages to save me.

>>57587244
>there's anything worth pirating/torrenting

>>57587244
Nothing really helps you invest unless you change yourself.

It's the same with lifting. Shoes, straps, shorts, whatever. If you don't change your attitude, your motivation, your will + patience + a plan, you won't really do better. You will only be later annoyed about the further expense that you wasted in the false illusion it might make you better at an activity you halfass. Like me today.

is it bad to wait for S&P to come down before putting like 6k in
its just been going up so much

>>57587244
If you don't run Windows you shouldn't need to spend more than ~$100 on a laptop that's just for email/finances.

>>57586200
thats just her 2nd pussy

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Bitcoin hit the $50,000 level for the first time in more than two years as the world's largest cryptocurrency was buoyed by expectations of interest rate cuts and last month's regulatory nod for US exchange-traded funds designed to track its price https://reut.rs/4bE8gP9

>Bitcoin will be the money of the future
>It's a hedge against inflation
>inflates pricewise ad absurdum
>DEFI
>It's decentralized!
>Rate cuts of Fed pump it

>>57587266
dungeon meshi anime
i dont watch anything else but i want to torrent some older shows eventually probably

also i built a new desktop but all i play are indie or old games anyways, last game i played was a 3DS game port onto steam lol (rune factory 4)

>>57587288
Not until we have bitcoin futures that are widespread (actual bitcoin futures not the fucking gay "cash settled" futures the CME runs.)

>>57587343
>>57587343

>>57584868
Chicken stock