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>> No.57583413

Is it just me or are all the good stocks going down while all the shit stocks are going up?

>> No.57583416
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57583416

I've made my next move. I officially bought the bottom of NYCB. Join me if you like slurping dipperinos.

>> No.57583420

Natgas is pure evil, it can't even stay flat, no, just fake pump and then gigadumps, wow

>> No.57583421
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57583421

buy tsla

>> No.57583422

>>57583413
Do you think we reached the top? Will all the big names keep going down over the next few weeks?

>> No.57583423
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>> No.57583426

I am down 75% after shorting nasdaq in january. I either make it this week or I quit for good.

>> No.57583428
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I GOT SHAKEN FROM MY PUTS EARLY. THEY WOULDA PRINTED HARD. I HATE YOU MARKET MAKERS

>> No.57583429

First for Fuck Baggie

>> No.57583431
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57583431

Its not just a crash its a Supercrash

>> No.57583432

>>57583416
You know they're fucked right, like never going to recover kind of fucked?

>> No.57583434

I think I finally understand the Taylor Swift thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytiwExhgyvo
And it looks to me like it has absolutely nothing to do with stocks.

>> No.57583446
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57583446

Alright anon I know that the markets are looking shaky but you are bought into Vanguard Total Market ETFs you shouldn't be worried.
...
Okay I have unbuttoned my shirt are you paying attention to what I am saying now.

>> No.57583447
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>>57583416
im good senpai. That ones going into liquidation. Rates arent being lowered that soon. But now we do know its probably financials and their baggies pushing for lowered rates.

>> No.57583449

>>57583407
I got next bake

>> No.57583450

>>57583422
It's going to be longer than that.

>> No.57583452

Palantir bros.........30 is coming......

>> No.57583453
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57583453

Are ya winning, son?

>> No.57583457

>>57583446
>>57583447
Damn

Anyway, I’m finally slightly up on my LUV position. Do I just sell and never look back?

>> No.57583460
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57583460

>Buy Ubisoft and RobinHood last week
>Already up 16% and 13%

Bros I might be a genius.

>> No.57583463

>mpw options right now
it's free money lmao

>> No.57583474

PHYSICAL
SMCI
CALLS
Accept no substitutes.

>> No.57583477

Wtf my KO calls are pumping

>> No.57583480

>>57583463
>mpw
someone here called the short play on them perfectly. i didnt have the balls to join him though

>> No.57583484

>>57583460
ubisoft will crash once they have to report that their new so called AAAA game is a massive flop

>> No.57583485
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>>57583457
>airlines and exploding community banks
yikes dude dump your entire portfolio and start over.

>> No.57583489
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>>57583416
>NYCB
Good luck with that one

>> No.57583490

If I didn't know any better, I'd say the SPY is fucked now, we're going to pull all the way back to at least that gap we have down at $440, and then the momentum force that drives the market is going to push it even lower, we could be looking at a 20% correction which would put us in bear market territory. You know what happens in bear markets? Idiots like us lose money.

>> No.57583491

>>57583432
Your opinion on the matter only makes me that much more confident they'll get bailed out.

>> No.57583495

>>57583484
>ubisoft
ubislop

>> No.57583509

>>57583489
Yeah I wouldn't mess with either direction there.

>> No.57583510

>>57583490
God fucking damnit Baggot. now I have to sell my puts

>> No.57583511

>>57583495
indeed

>> No.57583515
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>>57583453
Yup. Sold about 20% of my SOXL holdings at 40.95/share

>> No.57583517
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>>57583490
I literally keep $50k in the bank waiting to slurp crashes on SPY. I tell my wife its our emergency fund lmao

>> No.57583523

I wonder if the -250k anon killed himself. He might still only lose 50k.

>> No.57583528

>>57583484
Lol nah. The company is highly undervalued to a point of stupidity. 2.5 billion while rest of the gaming companies like Roblox and TTWO are in 27 billion.

They have like 7 titles coming within the next month to 2 years. Ass Creed and Starwars will generate huge money. Is at least worth at minimum, 8billion in market cap easily.

>> No.57583532

NatGas bros what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.57583534
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Wow color me shocked, the same dumb fucking Fed nigger who always shows up on green days and says bearish horseshit did it again.

>> No.57583535
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57583535

CSCO is green NVDA is red get absolutely fucked Reddit

>> No.57583536

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>> No.57583541

>>57583528
>Roblox and TTWO are in 27 billion.
except these are games people play a lot of. ubisoft isnt the same.

>> No.57583546

>>57583480
hedgeye called it like two yrs ago

>> No.57583547

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?

>> No.57583548
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we've reached a 0.5% crash in NVDA
COVER Up COVER ALL POSITIONS
RISK ON
RISK ON

>> No.57583550
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>> No.57583555

>>57583536

>meds

>> No.57583560

>>57583548
I think you mean risk off.

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>>57583541

>> No.57583568
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57583568

AAAAA
MY GAINS

>> No.57583569

>>57583532
10 more cents and I think it will be at multi decades lows.

>> No.57583573

>>57583546
They called FAST and IRM too and neither of those worked.
They did call MPW at the absolute top though

>> No.57583576
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57583576

WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT

>> No.57583578

Wheres the anon that said buying spy puts at 503.50 was a bad idea

>> No.57583592

>>57583562
>250 million in revenue
I wonder how much it cost to produce it? 200 million? 300?

>> No.57583594

>>57583532

insane, gonna lose money, yeeeah

>> No.57583595
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>>57583569
The current state of my beheeming lmao

>> No.57583598

>>57583528
roblox and ttwo are useful and pay attention to their customer base. jewbisoft can get fucked.

>> No.57583603

>>57583515
that shits going to 80+ AI hasnt even started yet

>> No.57583605

I longed and completely overleveraged the dump cause I misunderstood something. Gonna lose money in one day for simply stupidity and greed and fuck me, just fuck me.

>> No.57583610

>>57583562
>ttwo revenue 3+ billion
>rblox reveue 3+ billion
>ubisoft 1.8 billion
See what i mean?

>> No.57583616
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>> No.57583622

>>57583605

I wouldn't lose if I didn't fuckin double down like a retard, I actually quadrupled down cause I got things wrong, OVERLEVERAGED

>> No.57583623

for anyone who believes NFPs/GDP and thinks economy is okay, here you go (as if the yield curve isn't telling enough)

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/A261RX1Q020SBEA

>> No.57583628
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57583628

>he bought the blowoff top
Enjoy your 40 year bear market.

>> No.57583629

Is some institution dumping with just us on the other end?

>> No.57583630
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>>57583532
Someone needs to execute Brandon so the LNG terminals come on... He will be the end of us.

>> No.57583637

a small retrace to SPY400 wont kill anyone

>> No.57583640

>>57583622
It's funny reading these posts until one day you make one.

>> No.57583643
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57583643

>>57583628
stop taking my words out of context chud

>> No.57583645
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57583645

Sold my NVDA

>> No.57583646

>>57583623
is this a proxy for "Gross national Revenue"

>> No.57583647

And just like that SOXL will never be $40 again.

>> No.57583649
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57583649

and so it begins the DOTCOM bubble 2.0 /10 year bear market

>> No.57583650

How are you gonna play Reddit going public?

Short calls and long puts?

>> No.57583653

>>57583637
*SPY200

>> No.57583657

>>57583595
does this say you keep depositing money? that's what i did before i lost all of it

>> No.57583660

>>57583640
Completely retarded by me. Things were bad, but I made them 3-4x worse. Wouldn't even lose money today or tomorrow or whenever, but now I'm on the verge of losing and I had to put more into the account to not lose. This is 90% a loss. Only a miracle can save me, aka pump to 18,40. Or at least fuckin STOP DUMPING. The thing with natgas is that it fuckin can't stop falling and it is actually insane at this level.

>> No.57583661
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57583661

nvda crashes tomorrow

>> No.57583663
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57583663

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

>> No.57583667
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>>57583637
>>57583653
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>> No.57583670
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>>57583598
That's a feels based argument, son. Roblox is a money loser since IPO. Same with TTWO being unprofitable until GTA 6 or some other small titles.

Ubisoft is actually profitable at the moment and will be coming out with SEVERAL games soon. Starwars and AC red will sell gang busters. Stock will EASILY push to 8Billion by 2025.

I am smarter than you guys. I predicted GME while you people called me retarded. I am always ahead of the curve. People like me never lose.

Screencap this.

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>>57583649
I hope so but we have a serious lack of digits.

>> No.57583682

Stop scaring people. The official dump starts after nvidia earnings next week.

>> No.57583685

Do I buy now or tomorrow. This dump is late and has me shook. Everything is out of alignment.
Maybe I long tomorrow AM for the cpi boost.
I'm not at my computer with my market cheat codes, I don't know what to do!

>> No.57583686

>>57583657
No I only deposited $1,800 total

>> No.57583693
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>> No.57583695

>>57583603
That would make me and my 700 shares very happy. But how long is it going to take?

>> No.57583699
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>>57583610
>half the revenue
>1/10 the market cap
>Both are unprofitable
>ubisoft is profitable

See what I mean?

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>>57583670
I got you, anon.

>> No.57583719
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57583719

Baggie should be happy. His stochastic "no go" indicator came up just before the crash.

>> No.57583725

>>57583670
Rocksmith is based

>> No.57583738

>>57583646
don't believe so, it's more just an alternate way of calcing GDP

>> No.57583747

>>57583686
oh wrong line whoops. nice

>> No.57583757

>NVDA down 0.13%
it's all ogre

>> No.57583764
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>>57583699
good point but i dont invest in anything thats based too much on a single product release like a video game. I think your argument makes sense so gl with it.

>> No.57583766

>>57583603
>>57583695
700/share is a little optimistic my dudes... No one can tell how high this AI bubble will go but set realistic limit sells and start slowly selling off. I'm selling a little more at 46/share and then more again at 50. By 60/share I plan to be completely out.

>> No.57583768
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I bought the top... again...

>> No.57583778

Buy SOXL calls now?

>> No.57583780
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>>57583672
look again

>> No.57583783

>>57583660
Post ticker, position and how much money you put in.

>> No.57583784
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I'm setting trailing stop losses now

>> No.57583785

>>57583778
Why calls? Just buy SOXL shares and sell in a few days.

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>>57583768
>I bought the top... again..

>> No.57583789

>implying 2-3 dollar swings mean anything in the $500 SPY world
You're not ready for the return to normal volatility.

>> No.57583796

>>57583783
Stfu, no loss porn for you, you faggot.

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>>57583738
yeah I looked it up. this is the one with sales receipts attached.
If we hold about here for a bit we maintain growth. we're real close to the line tho.

>> No.57583803

>>57583660
why do retards think you can predict what commodities are gonna do? do you just look at a chart and say "heh, this line has gotta go down/up"?

>> No.57583810
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>>57583768
what was your thesis?

>> No.57583816

>>57583810
>buy high sell low

>> No.57583819

>>57583803
>implying you don't have to do the same thing with every market
????

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>>57582550
Novo Nordisk is probably the most hyped stock ever back in Denmark, though their products are legit, and their future is bright
As a stock, it's very dependent on Danish investors, and thus the Danish economy, but that is honestly very solid too

>> No.57583826

>>57583416
fuck you I bought calls on them and they're only 3 cents ITM

>> No.57583829
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GET FUCKED BOBO SHIT THAT WAS THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM!!!

>> No.57583830

>market opens really green
>then dumps with absolutely no reason and ends pretty damn red
what causes this phenomena, legitimately?

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>>57583413
Yes, it´s just you.

>> No.57583833

>>57583796
Nice widowmaker.
Good luck

>> No.57583837

>sold INTC like a pussy a week ago

I forgot the kikes like to spend literal weeks shaking out retail, lesson learned.

>> No.57583839
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57583839

Well I sold my KO. But it wasn't all bad. I made money on the deal, rolled into more VZ thereby keeping/gaining more divvy, rolled into more WBD,and once the cash settles shaft the credit card company outta sticking me with fees.

>> No.57583842
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the two day old magic lines are working.
whats next NVDA niggers?

>> No.57583846

>>57583660
Man, I don't know, but I was under the impression that natural gas is one of those things that, once cracked open, gushes out until it's dry. So makes sense it's a (over)supply driven economy.

>> No.57583848

>>57583796
>writes 3 posts complaining while responding to nobody
>ask for more details
>"FUCK YOU"

k, sucks to be you. I bought ARM at $50 so I'm up >100% this week. sorry you're such a faggot, but predictable that you'd lose money. many such cases.

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>>57583830
Computers selling to other computers. Day to day movements only matter if you are trading options which is the facilitation of the computers selling to computers through human hands and if you mess up you are the one footing the bill for the hedgefunds.

>> No.57583865

>>57583789
This is the new normal, financialization is bringing everybody into the market and the line can only go up with a steady stream of new and uninformed investors
The closest thing to normal volatility will be hft

>> No.57583867

>>57583848
cool cool, keep me posted.

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MSS queese over?

>> No.57583873
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>>57583829
Dumb money always loses. You're dumb money.

>> No.57583887
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57583887

Reminder that Taylor won, and Chuds lost

>> No.57583899
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57583899

I figured this volume was suspect

>> No.57583900

what happened? last week you guys said we'd be reaching new all time highs every day for the rest of the year.

>> No.57583908

>>57583719
what's the URL to test his indicator on tradingview?

>> No.57583922

>>57583900
N*gg*r stole my gains.

>> No.57583929

NVDA sisters...have we plateaued?

>> No.57583939
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57583939

>ARM not dropping, in fact it's climbing back up again
Heh

>> No.57583940

Pinterest $100 eow

>> No.57583945

>>57583929
AMD's newly open source project threatens CUDA as a selling point
Any company that wanted to finance Pandora's box can ruin nvda

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>>57583900
It's been running up in a near straight line since October it has to take a break eventually.

>> No.57583950

>>57583766
Reading comprehension, m8. I have 700 shares. I expect it to get to anywhere from 50 to 100 but obviously no one knows how long it will take or how long it will stay there once it arrives.

>> No.57583953

>>57583908
idk I set it up last year and don't even know how to turn it off. I honestly feel like a total boomer every time I open tradingview. I think it was called something like "stochastic 4 in 1" or so.

>> No.57583962
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57583962

I am making money

>> No.57583963

>>57583887
The real winners were the AI lewds we generated along the way

>> No.57583966

>>57583830
Unironically Kashkari said some hawkish bullshit like he always does after the market is green for a few days. Should be illegal for Fed officials to publicly say influential stuff outside of FOMC meetings but here we are.

>> No.57583973
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Any good stuff to invest into tomorrow?

>> No.57583978
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>>57583830
>what causes this phenomena
Surprise!

>> No.57583982

In Fidelity ATP, is it possible to add a trigger onto an already existing open trade?

>> No.57583993
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>>57583978

>> No.57584005

>>57583825
>Novo Nordisk
QRD on it? whys it suddenly interesting again?

>> No.57584012

God I hope this stupid shit market crashes fuck you mumu.

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>>57583973
>Any good stuff to invest into tomorrow?
if arm comes down id say you prob should get some.

>> No.57584016

>>57583962
>I am making money

Me too. This gives me more anxiety than trying to recoup from losing money.

>> No.57584017
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57584017

Buy puts.

>> No.57584022

>>57583966
that tracks. I personally don't expect any rate cuts anytime soon unless core drops massively. Yet again I just checked what projections are and it seems core is expected to keep falling?
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
I'm really not sold unless we make it past peak oil season this year and see core still average down below 3. I expect rate cuts before peak oil to be a massive mistake (meaning they'll happen because election year kek)

>> No.57584024

>>57583830
>>57583830
how long do you expect people to hodl without eating?

>> No.57584027

>>57583966
I know right, they should only be able to tell my Rabbi, so he can get the word out through the proper channels and we can front run the meeting.

>> No.57584032
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also a lot of gambling debts to pay after the owl.

>> No.57584045

Stop buying IWM and small cap shitcos you faggots.

>> No.57584048
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>>57583963
You're not wrong.

>> No.57584050

>US Senate Advances $95 Billion Aid Package to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan
Buy it all. Today.

>> No.57584053

>>57583966
Now why would he say something like that just so that tomorrow we pump on the news of lower inflation?

>> No.57584059

I hope they keep rates jacked. I dunno about anyone else but I like the fact my savings accounts are paying something finally.

>> No.57584061

>>57584050
you reckon it passes the house

>> No.57584062

would you like to play some more? it goes up and down
just press the buy button
a thousand times

>> No.57584070
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>>57583939

>> No.57584072

>>57584053
I dunno man it's mindblowing isn't it?

>> No.57584074
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>>57584050
Not passing the house.

>> No.57584076

>>57583950
Yeah your right haha. My fault for multi-tasking at work!

>> No.57584083

>>57584072
i dont know, im just saying the timing is off.

>> No.57584092
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57584092

I bought $500 of HIVE almost a year ago when the ETF annoucement seemd shakey. It's done about jack fucking shit even with bitcoin booming.

I'm tired of benig dead in the water. What shit stock should I buy for $500

>> No.57584102
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Power Hour

>> No.57584106

>>57583945
>AMD's newly open source project threatens CUDA
is that just an emulation layer? also people are saying AMD abandoned the project *shrug*.

>> No.57584114
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AND NOOWWWW

THE MAIN EVENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FORRRR

LET'S GET READY TO RRRUUUUUMMMMMBBLLLLEEEEEEE

>> No.57584119
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>>57584022
they've talked about raise quick and hold for a long time in econ classes. data is saying we probably need a small hike. but they might hold it here for 2 years. to get and keep context. Doing Nothing is a very very very good option most of the time. liquidation if done properly takes time. fast liquidation is destructive, which may not be necessary.
what are the consequences of holding here for 3-5 years?

>> No.57584121

>>57583945
>implying that anyone serious is gonna switch to AMD to rely on a one man project
lmao

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>>57584061
Dems are in full support and a bunch of rhinos are for it.

>> No.57584126

>>57584092
god I love JKs. Japan's declining birthrate means there are going to be less JKs in the future. what stock do I buy to stop this from happening?

>> No.57584139

NVDA and IONQ making me soooooo happy

>> No.57584153

>>57584050
The British used to disembowel and burn traitors alive. We should bring that back and do it to every senator.

>> No.57584155

>>57583426
You should've been out at 10-25% after realizing your mistake. I doubt the crash is going this week.

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>>57584126
Unironically, Japan's housing market is the only one shrinking rapidly among developed nations. They could use a financial boost to encourage families, which tend to be generational in one household, to continue breeding.

>> No.57584162

>>57584125
fucking uniparty always has money for wars

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Usually when I buy something it goes down the next day so I bought 1 share of NVDA. It didn't work.
I've heard if I post a screenshot of my gains they will evaporate, is that true?

>> No.57584165

It's funny that the
>NO NATGAS NIGGERS
Faggot is so quiet today

>> No.57584175

>>57584165
Nat gas is practically free

>> No.57584177

>>57584005
There's not exactly anything new going on with them, but Danes keep slurping it up, no matter the price, it's almost seen as a matter of national pride to own shares of it. As long as the consumer economy here remains solid, and Novo doesn't fuck up, I can't see much of a reason for it to fall yet.

>> No.57584185

natgas is drilling for oil right now

>> No.57584203

My long QQQ short IWM play is getting fucking heemed. Stop buying these fucking shitcos bros.

>> No.57584208

>>57584157
i am willing to breed every single japanese cutie, every single one.

>> No.57584211

>>57584157
>>57584092
Not making the school girl uniform a thing here in the U.S for public schools was a big shat mistake..Christ. Fucking sad.

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>a generic fintech scam offering a product that does something absolutely no one knows with a founder that cannot code, wears the same outfit, can't maintain a healthy BMI, incapable of basic grooming, dumps his own equity every other month, and staff consists of 99 percent six figure HR busy workers whose primary buyers are frogposting spergs on a malaysian basketweaving forum and elon musks peewee playhouse forum outperformed every stock market IPO startup new public company in the last 7-8 years

Imagine getting mogged by an unregistered security that does absolutely nothing held by frog posters. Couldn't be me. Shit must be worse then browsing the same malaysian board that posted about bitcoin since it was under a 100 dollars and missing out.

>> No.57584216

>>57584157
Am I the only one who likes women who have legs outwards instead of inwards.

>>57584208
Yeah but question is, would they want to breed with you? Most likely not.

>> No.57584217

>Nvidia is worth more than Amazon
NVDA puts when

>> No.57584218

>>57584177
oh thought maybe they got some weight loss stuff going on that was gonna pump it. pharma isnt for me and usually sucks.

>> No.57584229

>>57584216
its not a question. its a promise

>> No.57584237

>>57584212
Wrong thread BOT

>> No.57584239

>>57584217
>NVDA is worth 9 MCDs

>> No.57584249

>>57584239
That's like seventy Belaruses.

>> No.57584267

>>57584163
The harsh truth is you are too poor for the market magic to even care about you.

>> No.57584281

they call natgas "the widowmaker" for a reason lads

>> No.57584291

What percent of the market is high yield bonds? is it unreasonable to hold that etf?

>> No.57584295

>>57584239
lol, not for long, this AI bubble got too big too fast and you know what that means? it means correction followed by bear market, where only the most intelligent and fakest of fake AI's will survive.

>> No.57584298

>>57584212
The crypto pits are that a way
>>>/lgbt/

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>>57584211
Blame America's obsession with wanting to be different from the British. I would've preferred school uniforms outside of the fetish stuff because it reduces bullying if you're poor as shit and can't buy the latest SUPREME of Hilfiger slop

>> No.57584317

>>57584229
Good luck friendo. One day you're achieve your dreams.

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need some stock picks, my settlement clears tomorrow.

>> No.57584333

>>57584291
>What percent of the market is high yield bonds? is
You asking how big the bond market is? its bigger than the stock market i think. but TLT or something is fine to hold but you are probably better off just buying bonds yourself off the treasury website.

>> No.57584334

>>57584218
The weight loss stuff seems to be going smoothly for now, numbers from August 2023 show that 66k Danes were taking Wegovy, and 73k were taking Ozempic, with no major side effects yet, there's still a massive demand that they need to meet for the US market, but can't see any 25%+ pumps atm.

>> No.57584335

This was the generational bottom of natgas, lol

>> No.57584343

>>57584211
Seconded.

>> No.57584345

>>57584328
>my settlement clears tomorrow
But its your money. You should be able to use it when you need it. I know a guy if you need cash now. Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASHNOW. Thats 877-CASH NOW. CALL NOW.

>> No.57584351

MARAggots... im worried of a pullback tomorrow. Though I do expect maintained higher price and upward movement until half way in March

>> No.57584360

i just bought SCHD [ticker: SCHD]

>> No.57584361

these are my picks from the s&p 600
KOPN
MSEX
PRLB
TNDM

wish me luck bros

>> No.57584379

I'm gonna laugh like a retard should I survive this. But chances are I will not, cause I never have luck in this shit. I actually always manage to short the pumps and buy the dumps, as today. And today was really bad.

>> No.57584382

>>57584334
oh fug i didnt even realize ozempic is novo nordisk. thought that was eli lilly. nice then, a good hold imo.

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>>57584361
Why those stocks fren?

>> No.57584405

leanhogs

>> No.57584412
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>>57584361
Are you shorting these stocks?

>> No.57584426

>>57584405
piiig news

>> No.57584429

>>57584405
Lean hogs are good and all, but every so often I need a slam pig.

>> No.57584432
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I'm fucking sick of how everything is a race to the bottom with the cheapest, lowest quality bullshit that breaks after like a year. I bought a new office chair from Staples on Black Friday and it''s already fucking falling apart just three months later after I barely used it. I literally bought the nicest model that they carried so that it wouldn't fall apart again, and this still fucking happens. Everything now is cheap Chinese bullshit that breaks instantly and then gives you cancer.

>> No.57584436
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Index options are your fren
Theta is your fren
Credit spreads on indexes are also frens
Simple as

>> No.57584444

>>57584432
maybe you should lose weight

>> No.57584446

*ahem*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.57584449

>>57584397
just foraged through the holdings and picked some out, checked the charts and descriptions and went for it. sometimes i also checked their youtube
really wish i could have bought ADEA but my broker doesn't have it listed for some reason

>> No.57584458

>fat bloated nasdaq and s&p tech stocks getting brought back down to reality
>russle and dow unfazed

thats a pretty good look there mumu

>> No.57584462

>>57584444
I'm in excellent shape. I went on a 10 mile hike yesterday.

>> No.57584463

>>57584446
Not yet, we're still bellow the levels we got mid Friday.

>> No.57584470

>why didn't I wait buying natgas til close
ffs man, now it is only about not losing money, fuck, will never touch this shitmarket again

>> No.57584472

>>57584412
no, i figured they were part of a growth index so they'll grow

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twas but a dip

>> No.57584479

>>57584463
I'm on IOVA

>> No.57584480

>>57584432
Money doesn't buy nice things and hasn't for a while. All it's good for is covering debt, rent, and taxes.

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>>57584360
Welcome to the club.

>> No.57584495

over 3 months straight vertical, how much longer can it be sustained

>> No.57584503

Something wicked this way comes, the wind was cold
the snow blew through the hair of the heads staked on the picket posts
bordering the moat, starting to decompose
and the stench of corrosion was so strong that any opposing army that approached came to a sudden halt
marching back to they boats docked at the gulf

>> No.57584504

>>57584432
should've bought american.

>> No.57584505

>>57584462
Then why the fuck do you need to replace your chair every 3 months. A chair should last like a fucking decade.

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>>57584444
>maybe you should lose weight
Checked and keked baggot.

>> No.57584518

>>57584333
I mean the slice of the market which is high yield i.e. junk bonds. I think it's 15% of the corporate market or about 5% of the total US bond market

>> No.57584519

>>57584504
>>57584505
That's just it: there aren't any American manufacturers left because a US made chair would cost $2000 after inflation, so now we have to put up with disintegrating Chinese office chairs.

>> No.57584528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfKOtN_ovyA

>> No.57584532

>>57584503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en3OqZJ1Y54

>> No.57584534

>>57584479
OOOO

>> No.57584546

>>57584519
so pay 2k or make it yourself. whats so hard?
or go to home depot adn buy the stool of suffering.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Beige-Metal-Stackable-Folding-Chairs-SC004X001A/304177386

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>>57584449
>>57584472
You're going to lose a lot of money, Anon. holy shit is this your first time buying stocks?

>> No.57584565

>>57584546
I use a $200 armchair from Ikea. I don't remember what it's called.

>> No.57584574

>>57584546
The point is that US industry is kill and inflation has been massively underreported by substituting in lower quality goods produced by slave labor in Asia.

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is baggie bullish or bearish on nvda?
If he is bullish i buy puts if not i buy calls.

>> No.57584600

>>57584519
Kek that reminds me of my office. When they built the building and was doing the furniture ordering supposedly they paid $500 a chair. These weren't some fancy type either. I think they ordered 5,000 of them, the max capacity. Irony; years later when they started breaking they couldn't get parts, company outta business, so they just threw them in a dumpster and bought new.

>> No.57584613

>>57584106
They did abandon it, in a functional state with all source code available to continue work
Even the guy they hired to develop it says he would continue to work on it if someone picked up the bill

>> No.57584619

>>57584519
I bought an amazon basics desk chair in 2020 that I'm sitting in right now. Seems to work for me.

>> No.57584628

>>57584561
how can you be sure?

>> No.57584635

>>57584574
its jackasses who buy the chairs who keep the problem the problem.

>> No.57584641

>>57583431
This aged well

>> No.57584644

>>57584432
tempur pedic faux leather chair from walmart cost $200, comfy enough to sit in all day and has lasted 5 years
maybe stop being fooled by marketing and appearances, retard

>> No.57584649

>>57584546
>stool of suffering
sounds like a good metal band name
in lou of that, here's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAz1vYAwVKE&

>> No.57584650

>>57584596
I heard he thinks the whole market is going to crash because AI is the fakest and gayest thing to hit the market since Funko Pop dolls.

>> No.57584652

Do ARM niggers realize theres only 10% float? When SoftBank lockup expires there will be a reckoning. Much like when Soros dumped PLTR

>> No.57584657

heres some closing bell music for my frens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8a70bJchck

>> No.57584659

>>57584432
I got an Autonomous ergochair pro after some /g/entoomen recommended it and it's been good so far, had it for about 2 weeks though.

>> No.57584668

>>57584652
it's pretty much 1:1 like the SPAC pump and dumps of 2020/2021, just more retail baggies being taken for a ride

>> No.57584673

>>57584652
when is that? do they all unlock at once?

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>>57583420
>stay flat
That would absolutely ruin what makes it the greatest trade on the planet.
>>57583532
I told you niggerfagtards to expect it to hit maybe $1.44 and be extremely cautious until around April into June.

>> No.57584705

>>57584673
March 12 and yes

>> No.57584711

>>57584677
I have $100k sitting around waiting to enter ng, laughing at all these newfaggots baghold 3x commodity ETFs because they think they can handle that volatility

>> No.57584710
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57584713

Degenerates lamenting natgas remind me of Jason Compson from the Sound and the Fury languishing over the price of cotton.

>> No.57584714

>>57584705
my anticipation is making me hard then

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>>57584710
+1.44%

>> No.57584726

red or green tomorrow?

>> No.57584727

>>57584710
-0.58%, big deal

>> No.57584728

>>57584710
$+1.29

>> No.57584732

>>57584710
+0.10% or $158

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>>57584649
good song.
SELL YOURSELF SHORT AND BUY YOURSELF A WORLD OF PAIN.
>>57584710
My portfolio is slightly better than max loss

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>>57584710

>> No.57584740

>>57584668
Eerily similar. Much like weed stocks as well.
This is how dot com must have felt like lol

>> No.57584746

>>57584710
Sold my Nvidia. Just gonna hold it in case dipperoni elsewhere.

>> No.57584748

>>57584710
-1.65%

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>>57584710
-1.02%

>> No.57584756

>>57584714
Yeah I think selling Arm in early March and reacquiring April/May is the way to go ("sell in may and go away" was suicide last year and this year is shaping up to be a repeat)

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>>57584710
About 1%+ before I added more cash to my accounts.

>> No.57584766

>>57584740
dotcom was more like if a 2x pump happened every week with a new random stock, but instead of a company like ARM that at least has something tangible, literally worthless companies that produce nothing pumping to tens of billions of mcap

>> No.57584768

>>57584710
+4%

ARMCHADS
STAY
WINNING

>> No.57584771

>>57584710
Cozy +2.85%

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>>57584746
>Sold my Nvidia. Just gonna hold it in case dipperoni elsewhere.

>> No.57584777

>>57584710
+6%

>> No.57584779

>>57584710
-34.4% today lmao

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57584782

>>57584710
>-8.77%
>+.65% ytd

>> No.57584783

NVDA is going back to $750 tomorrow and if youre bearish on that, please do explain to me your thesis. Hard mode: you cant be in denial.

>> No.57584787
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>>57584710
I was up but then they pulled me back down!

>> No.57584788

>>57584710
Surprisingly I'm up 0.3%. I had written today off.

>> No.57584791

>>57584711
i figured we'd crab at these lows for a couple months because of all the eyes on it, but she still jivein. are we close to buysville daddy?

>> No.57584797

>>57584710
+37% after hopping on the NVDA train finally.

>> No.57584825

>>57584791
all the weather talk about NG is cope, you can either start slowly bottom fishing or wait for news
this is 100% driven by oversupply, crude prices have been relatively steady for years, the oil companies will pay people to take their nat gas they don't give a fuck

>> No.57584826

new

>>57584816
>>57584816

>> No.57584837
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>>57584710
>+1.31%
>YTD: +3.68%

>> No.57584841

>>57584711
>baghold
I'm going to get liquidated, it's on margin

>> No.57584856
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>>57584783
NVDA never hadn't been 750. NVDA had always had strong base at 750. NVDA has never been below 750.

>> No.57584866
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>>57584652
Up 1.55% today. Thanks ARM

>> No.57584880

>>57584710
Up 1.55% today, 6.56% YTD

>> No.57584885

>>57584826
you motherfucker

>> No.57584891

>>57584710
+16%, $18

>> No.57584900

>>57584825
Natgas is crashing harder than it should right now because Biden axed LNG exports to get back at texas for enforcing their own border security.

>> No.57584906

>>57584891
dis nigga broke

>> No.57584931

>>57584906
I should have bought more. Waiting for CPI tomorrow.

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>>57584710
-0.05%
Not bad but it feels like we might retrace or even enter a full on correction.

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>>57584628
Zoom out idiot

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>>57584432
Should've bought Herman Miller, cheapskate.

>> No.57585576

>>57585157
eww

>> No.57585630

Fuck