/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57577246
Boglechad thread

BUY FXI
NOW NOW NOW!!!!

>>57577246
Maybe, I saw gas futures are finally headed up.

buy NVDA puts now

has /smg/ ever been correct about anything?

>>57577271
I'm going to buy calls at open.

>>57577281
Only about each /smg/ being worse than the last. Someone post the webm.

>>57577281
All of Sept/Oct I was telling you to buy TLT/TMF, buy you didn't. You can go back now.

sp500 up or down tomorrow?

>>57577281
we called GME except for that one poojeet
also we broke the news on DWAC
Gayniggerpox stock too
that one crypto bank shitstock I forget its name
the SOXL 200 sma strat

>>57577258
Pretty nuts that it is at pandemic levels. The last time I kept saying I'd buy BOIL was last year when it was drilling 10% a day. I'm staying out until I think it is a bad time to buy for that tried and true inverse yourself strat.

>>57577281
I have never seen /smg/ united on any topic or ticker

>>57577305
Wouldn't unanimous decisions be a bad thing? Surely if we all agree then we MUST be wrong, in some way.

>>57577281
I made money on AQB

Garbage Don went from CWSFF to CWSFD! Maybe in another few years all the funds in /smg/ can buy his company outright.

Did Tay lose yet?

>>57577326
KC just won

>>57577281
MSS
ACIC
BITF
Regional bank shorts
Shorting AAPL

>>57577326
>>57577356
another green week it is

>>57577304
>Pretty nuts that it is at pandemic levels
WTI hasn't gone negative yet though.

Any VZ divy chads watching the VZ post game show?

>>57577368
I know Taylor Swift is connected to the CIA and some of this football stuff but can someone give me a TLDR here? I don't know really anything about football.

>>57577281
XOM

I'm thinking of AMAT and AKAM calls this week
any other plays? CSCO puts?

NOOOOOOOOOO TAYLOR SWIFT WON THE SUPER BOWL

>>57577379
Taylor Swift is dating a dude on the team that one. The schizo theory is that this is all staged as a part of Biden’s reelection plan. Which would be good for my portfolio

>>57577415
1) Biden isn't even running
2) How exactly is he connected to Taylor Swift?

>>57577297
You got it. But this should just remind everyone of the declining thread and world we live in.

>>57577325
Aw man, I was rooting for that fat fuck and his greasy green scam.

>>57577404
Any QQQ shit should have about two weeks to run.

>>57577422
Biden is definitely running for president (he is literally the president) and Taylor Swift is the reason white women age 18 to 35 vote for him. She is his greatest ally after Israel

>>57577422
CIA rigged the superbowl for taylor swift to win and now all republicans will abandon trump and vote for the chiefs for president instead

Reminder that it's February. Worship niggers and prepare for the dip.

>>57577444
checked

>>57577371
I doubt that will ever happen again in anyone's lifetime.

>>57577444
This is a real tweet i shit you not

>>57577440
2 weeks? More like EOY according to your great TA. Seems like you can't even read your own chart prediction you stupid brainlet

>>57577425
everything else is growing you are declining because you are human garbage you need to stfu and kys

>>57577453
https://x.com/joebiden/status/1756888470599967000

This is so bullish. Golden bull run this year.

>>57577453
>it's real
>no it's actually real
Fuck this is a simulation. The world cheerleader gets a qb bf who won the superbowl.

I'm done. All in tech stocks monday
Anything tech I'm putting my whole port into OTM calls on monday morning. Don't give a fuck about EC this week.

Safest ways to make even 0.5% daily with cash only, no options, leverage or shorts?

It's over. Biden won.

>>57577453
>it's actually real

>>57577478
Eh, sorry, I meant:
We are so back!

>>57577453
>>57577463
>>57577472
>>57577478
>>57577481
You're gonna need F-16s if you want to beat Dark Brandon, Jack.

Holy fuck the dude from Ferris Bueller's day off and WarGames is almost a fucking senior citizen now..The hot girl from Wargames ain't far behind. The lesson from this? Enjoy life now. Sooner than you think you to will be a fucking senior citizen.

>>57577501
I mean that was 40 years ago. Two half jewish actors getting old after 40 years is to be expected. I’m not even 40 years old yet.

>>57577501
>hot girl from Wargames
I watched that movie and thought she was a dumb bitch. Blast the abhorrent normalfag requirement of a token dumb bitch. oooh ooooh pee pee hard me like movie
kys

>>57577501
>enjoy life now
Nah mate. 20s and 30s are for investing 80%+ of my income and grinding in the cage so I can be free for the rest of it. Life is too short to spend it being a fucking wagecuck.

>>57577489

I hate to see dead kids. Fuck this war, fuck the US. Can't name the other country otherwise I'll be persecuted.

What do you think the collective networth of /smg/ is? I could see us having a collective networth of ~$1,000,000. My portfolio (between 2 accounts) is ~$29,800
There would only need to be 34 of me to be over $1M

>>57577453
We're literally up against satanic forces

>>57577528
The entirety of modern warfare is built on indiscriminate airstrikes.

Civilian casualty rates under 60% are rare. Pick up a weapon or get yeeted is what I'm saying.

>>57577531
Mine is 400k exactly so at minimum 429800

>>57577541
Better to die in a foxhole with a rifle than die in a shopping centre covered in glass from an enemy aircraft bombing

>>57577531
about 14 million,
excluding that one guy who is a statistical anomaly you know who you are

>futures

>>57577556
>you know who you are
I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my frens

I'm new to investing. Why shouldn't I buy individual stocks with dividends and ride them to retirement? I don't get the point of doing stuff like etfs like VOO

>>57577556
if you owe the irs 500 mil its their porblem
youll never take me alive coppers

>>57577531
There's at least 3 anons with 1 million. Anyone that's been inprisoned here since the pandemic should be firmly in 6 fig hell. I'm a few Ks shy of 500K so I'd wager the whole of /smg/ is 10 million.

>>57577569
>dividends
Literally worthless, all they do is reduce the share value and add it to your account. It's the exact same as selling a stock.

Goodnight smg... My Buffalo Bills will win the goy bowl next year. I'm sure of it.

It's the exact same as selling a stock but you'll just end up reinvesting it, but while you're at it, you also pay taxes. Which means you lost money.

>>57577574
we have also entertained a couple of stealth millionaires from the crypto pits who are "diversifying" on top of Californians who have net worths on entirely different scale due to their houses and salaries that compensate for their retarded cost of living.
But there is one retard I swear to God who is 8 figs and it throws the whole thing off

>>57577531
It's likely negative

>>57577593
If I just increase my portfolio value by 1% each day then I'll be in 8 figure hell in no time. Easy right?

>>57577569
A lot of ETFs pay dividends anyways. It is hard to pick the right company so you'll just end up underperforming most of the time, especially on low growth divvy stuff. https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&sl=4nDVGDUyZ2nxpcWd1j3RpG

>>57577574
>Anyone that's been inprisoned here since the pandemic should be firmly in 6 fig hell
I really don't believe that. It's extremely dependent upon a persons available $.
I started coming here ~5 weeks before the pandemic.
I've gone from -$9,250 to nearly $30,000. I'd say my story is much more likely, than what you are saying.
>>57577597
>It's likely negative
Naw, there are people with much more money than me, here. I know that much.

>>57577456
jfc you newfags are insufferable.

>natgas
Surely now is the time to buy UNG, right?

Yesterday someone asked us what our returns were YTD...
Well, after many hours in MS Excel, various segments of my portfolio are up:
Stocks: 9.89%
Boomer funds: 3.34%
Liquid-ish investments: 6.78% (stocks + funds)
Retirement: 3.36%
Total net worth: 5.12%

>>57577755
Do you understand *why* nat gas prices are dropping?

>>57577281
sometimes on the bang

>>57577768
No, tell me.

>>57577489
I don't care about brown kids but TKD must happen and if vengeful browns are responsible for it that's fine.

>>57577759
Niceu~
There are few other portfolios I'd like to share
What are you accumulating currently?

>>57577281
LCI

>>57577820
I'm not accumulating anything, because I'm jobless and have no income besides unemployment insurance
Despite having no income... my net worth is up $24k ytd lol

>>57577782
Because of El Nino, seasonality, a too-steady rig count in the face of improving frack tech and gassier wells, as well as the shorts you get piling on when they hear "Biden block LNG, sell natty": https://archive (dot) ph/aEfvd

>>57577847
Cool so that means it'll go up again soon right?

>>57577844
Oh well, you have a cool portfolio and you're based. Sounds like a win to me
>>57577847
El Nino, I think you mean nordstream blowed up

>>57577859
El Nino and La Nina take about a year. Seasonality means heating demand plunges and fucks you over for months until summer AC electricity demand rises. People don't uninvent well drilling technology (yet) and the US is well stocked with nat gas so your only hope is that companies go out of business.

Shorts will cover and get bored when they cover and get bored.

>>57577876
>El Nino, I think you mean nordstream blowed up
UNG is the ETF for near month US nat gas futures: https://www.uscfinvestments.com/ung

Euro prices have almost no relation at this point because of LNG export bottlenecks.

Ironically, TTF (that is, Euro nat gas prices) mooning could throw a foreign lifeline to domestic producers, allowing them to keep chugging along longer than otherwise as US prices keep cratering. Blowing up Nordstream may ultimately reduce US electricity prices!

MAGA boomers literally shitting themselves in rage about the handegg bowl. They will angrily try to short the markets tomorrow. Fade them. MAGA boomers are destined to be wrong about everything for their entire lives. I don't make the rules.
Buy callls 30 minutes after open. Buy a LOT of calls.

>>57577894
It's probably getting colder again this weekend for you burgers.

And summer could be hot for you because of El Nino.

>>57577913
Sorry, I was referring to the part where you were depicting what raises the need for natty gas and brought up El Nino and seasonality.
So in response on more of a pol or x thought I pointed out the global heat problem is most likely nordstream blowing up.

I will however value the info you just posted and hopefully one day apply it

>>57577949
Your pills schizo

>>57577952
Near term weather fluctuations get priced in as forecasts roll in, so price action's currently reacting to how hot or cold the middle or later parts of next week are.

Summer will be hotter but while nat gas plays a huge role in heating, it only plays a large role in electricity/AC generation so the bump isn't as large. Blazing hot August weather is expected to only drive prices up 60 cents or so: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html#venue=globex

>>57577960
I don't think the NS leaked *that* much methane into the atmosphere or that it's still impacting the weather a year and a half later but I could be wrong. And if you want to go full "government weather manipulation" ok, sure, but they'd use their chemtrails or heating lasers or whatever. Much more clandestine that way.

>>57577993
>priced in
Not that meme again. If everything was priced in yet already prices wouldn't react as harsh to the reports on thursday.

i hate biden but i cant deny my account hasn't exploded under his presidency even more than during trump's

>>57577975
This is the true alpha. Also I forgot,
SHORT OIL

>>57578023
No, but "it's gonna get colder this weekend" absolutely does get priced in. That's soon enough that you don't see crazy swings in weather forecasts.

Is it a buy SOXL calls kind of day tomorrow?

>>57578082
>Is it a buy SOXL calls kind of day tomorrow?
Yes
>>57577949

NVDA is gonna crash on earnings right?

I made homemade egg mcmuffins and they are very tasty.
>>57577993
you are likely right about most of it, except methane lasts up to 4 - 8 years in the atmosphere, so it would definitely still have an effect if it was actually that bad

>>57578088
LOL

>>57578094
Typically it sells the news to reload so puts on or a day before ED isnt a bad play imo

this week the market will crash, 1000 years bear market ahead of us

>>57578169
Sorry Bucko, it's an election year! The can will be kicked down the road

How much NVDA for a night with MissAlice?

>>57578179
economic shitstorms often happen during election years joe.

bobo, are you ready?
>are you??

>GDP GREAT
>INFLATION LOW
>JOBS GREAT
Why cut and increase chances for higher inflation?
>DEBT?

>futures

>conservacucks seething that biden has a sense of humor

OIL love

Just a bit of market correction, it's only natural. No need to be afraid.

>>57578362
He's legally mentally unfit to stand trial. He has the best sense of humor that a hundred million sorosbux can buy.

>>57578344
>DEBT?
Exactly. We are feeling the first bumps as we reach the end of the road and it decays from asphalt to gravel.

This whole thread's insightful but in particular we lose almost half a defense budget for every 1% on the debt: https://twitter.com/Brian_Riedl/status/1755383772709576828

We can solve this by slashing spending (recession, everyone in congress loses reelection), hiking taxes (recession, everyone in congress loses reelection), or making borrowing cheaper (and crossing our fingers those Fed cuts get balanced out by AI layoffs and magically cheap oil)

Gas will continue going down as long as oil holds its current price. They're quite literally throwing away gas as a byproduct of oil extraction.

>>57578398
That chart is out of date. :^)

>>57578398
Now you might jump to the next logical question:
>Can't we just inflate it away?
Which we have been doing the past couple years! But the breathing room that bought us got squandered on the CHIPS Act, the IRA, and the IIJA.

And while inflation boosts revenue it also grows defense, social security, and medicare. Since those require actual goods and services (or get COLA'd) you're back to square one. Possibly worse because bond baggies start to realize the game you're pulling and include >2% inflation in their forecasts.

>>57578406
Yeah, we're refinancing into 4-4.5% rates with TLT likely having bottomed. We *need* oil and nat gas baggies to be heemed. We *need* illegals and ChatGPT pushing people out of jobs. And lastly we *need* nothing, absolutely nothing to go wrong. Ever.

Total Taylor Victory

Kneel

>>57578417
when normies ask for stock tips i just tell them to buy TLT kek, they dont even know what it is

>>57578426
how is she still relevant? remember she was a thing a decade ago but became irrelevant until a year ago.

>>57578439
she's a white woman, and the entire world secretly admires attractive white people but doesn't want to admit it

>>57578436
The bizarre part is they might be ok. Debt's less like a tumor and more like AIDS. By itself it doesn't kill you, it just makes you super vulnerable to external stuff that can ($90 oil, a 0.4% monthly CPI print, a need to borrow a couple trillion for a war that pushes up interest rates, etc).

I will be going long on copper, silver, uranium, and trading gold/silver ratio on CFDs

>>57577453
>>57577489
>>57577533
>We're literally up against satanic forces
Remember when Gamergate, Trump, and the whole Kek thing happened?
It's chaos. Chaos doesn't favor a side

I'm worried about the DXY. What if it bounces off the 20d SMA again?

>>57576084
>how to torture your wife
based chudcel from the year 2023

>>57577281
Always

>>57577489
gas the kikes again please

>>57577324
Mutant fish stock remains my favorite meme

>>57577271
How can you be this fucking retarded?

>>57577281
The Shemitah Schizo's of /smg/ correctly predicted and the bottom in October

>>57578426
taylor swift is the new whore for the zoomers paraded by the media industry . Before her there was britney spears, before her madonna, before her monroe. All prostitutes, all idolized by whores and their coomers.

>No Super Bowl crisis

>Bunch of goyslop ads
>Fucking USHER and other boomer celebs from 2000's fame for half time show(???)

>Scripted fuckery with Chiefs winning

Fuck those assholes for hyping up a nothingburger event, I want my few hours of my lifespan back, I'm not a sports fan at all...I was hoping that something would pump my stocks and it didn't happen.

Huge paydays for a couple days of work

Receiving an eight-figure paycheck for a few days of work is rare, even in Hollywood, but it’s not unheard of.

Larry David received $10 million to appear in a 2022 Super Bowl ad for FTX, a source told CNN, prior to the cryptocurrency company’s collapse and its founder Sam Bankman-Fried’s fraud conviction.

David did not respond to CNN’s request for comment, but the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star previously addressed his participation in the commercial, saying, “Part of my salary was in crypto—so I lost a lot of money.” (David has never commented on the financial terms of the deal, but in a 2023 biography of the disgraced Bankman-Fried, author Michael Lewis wrote that David was paid $10 million for the Super Bowl spot.)

A-list stars like Affleck and David rarely hawk products and appear in US endorsement deals, which is part of the driving force for their eye-popping salaries.

This year, Super Bowl commercials are bursting with Hollywood stars: From Jennifer Aniston who reunited with “Friends” co-star David Schwimmer for Uber Eats to Chris Pratt with Pringles to Jason Momoa who is promoting T-Mobile’s high-speed Wi-Fi and even Martin Scorsese who directed and appears in a Squarespace ad, advertisers are shelling out the big bucks for this year’s game.

The $10 million deals David and Affleck fetched are on the extreme high-end for a Super Bowl paycheck, but numerous brand management executives who spoke with CNN say that it’s rare for a household name to appear during the Super Bowl for less than $1 million.

“It can be as little as $25,000 for someone to do a cameo that’s not a megastar, but as high as $10 million. It depends on the brand and it depends on the stature of the celebrity,” says Tim Curtis, a partner in the brand partnerships division at the Hollywood talent agency, WME.

>>57578581
“The majority of bigger stars are usually in that $1 to $3 million range for Super Bowl, but there are exceptions that go out north of that. It’s rare for someone that you think of as a true movie star to be paid less than a million.”

Most Super Bowl shoots are usually one to two days, the agent added.

At least two major Hollywood stars received more than $5 million for their participation in ads this year in which they are seen on-camera for less than 20 seconds, sources tell CNN.

“To bring content to the biggest stage and biggest platform out there, you need to have breakthrough power of what a celebrity can bring,” T-Mobile chief creative officer, PeterDeLuca, tells CNN. “When you invest in a celebrity, you are investing in who they are and the work that they’ve done. They bring a lot of brand credibility – and when I say ‘brand,’ I’m referring to their brand.”

>>57578562
And yet, I've still missed out on it despite screaming about the shemitah for months

Are all those California startups just rugpulls?

>>57577315
I disagree.

>>57577315
I've come up with a solution to this problem
You see the world shall appoint someone (me), to be Grand Arbiter.
He will make all decisions about objective taste, objectively correct opinions and the like.
It is simply not possible to disagree once the GA has finalised a decision

>>57578754
How does this solve the problem of being wrong?

>>57578792
Because once the Grand Arbiter decrees something, there is a supreme authority
People will still have arguments, but if they reach an impasse they can simply ask the Grand Arbiter for his solution, which is always objectively correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo0EICdRF7Y
I am bored of everything

50% UNL
50% TLT

this is the ideal portfolio for 2024

>>57578801
>double, no triple, no QUADRUPLE the jannies salary

>>57578815
so generous

>>57577271
>this time it’ll work

I had a dream the market instantly crashed 75%, do with this info as you will

Why is X so fucking shit? I only want it to display market related topics, but every day there's an onslaught of "funny" memes and bullshit which I endlessly have to click not interested on, only for the same bullshit to show up a day later.

>>57578919
It's owned by Elon Musk a NIGGER who should go back to Africa.

Heh, cool ID.
Anyway, NASDAQ futures over 18k.

Does this mean it costs me $360 for a 18,000 call?

I'm on such a tight schedule... It's so tiresome.

I was really, really drunk and told people how much money I had. fml

>>57578958
>and told people how much money I had
and they laffed at u n ur smol pp for being a smol speccy, amiright?

>>57577453
>>57577463
That's my president!

Shill me an option for 5k. ANYTHING

I wanna be rich quick so bad, so only guaranteed 10x

>>57578958
Just walk back on it. Tell them you didn't know what you were talking about because you were drunk and that the information is false.

>>57578965
I'm a poorfag still in 6 digit hell but they're all much poorer

>>57578998
I may have showed someone my poorfolio

>>57579021
Shown. Fucking ESL that I am, pathetic.

>>57579024
you could distribute your wealth amongst the people ITT to alleviate the symptoms of your retardation

>>57579035
I'm not a filthy commie

>>57578988
UNL or UNG calls

>>57579051
>Natgas
Your thesis being? Winter is almost over brainlet

>>57579053
wow, you are stupid

>the kikes will never dump this tech bubble into the ground because they just won't okay??

>>57579041
well then I hope for your sake your friends don't become insufferable. being alone sucks!

>>57579061
Their biggest win is that they've convinced the mass that they won't crash it all, and they will crash it all just to scoop it back up in a couple years. Another method to transfer wealth from the cattle to the masters.

>>57579067
>being alone sucks!
Normie take.

>>57579061
>They will crash MAG7 companies just for fun, mhkay???
Nice cope bobo

>>57579072
whatever helps you rest at night, have a coupon for your troubles.
＿|￣|○

>>57579121
Whatever floats your boat, I'm more of a night owl. Have this rare frog to look at when you're alone.

>SOXL

>>57579069
So why not simply hold?

>>57577366
>ACIC
thank you. i was also right on NIO, OXY, BRK, LEU, URNM, ADTH, and will hopefully soon also be right on ASLE, ENVX, and KFS.
but i wouldn't say "/smg/ was right" because apart from uranium i haven't convinced anyone of any of these in time for them to benefit.

>>57579141
Hold what? Most of these stocks going up 50% in a day will be down 90%. The MAG's will be down too probably not 90%, and the rest of the stock market is down 50-80% already.

>>57577246
How long until BIG goes out of business?

>>57579137
nice frog

>>57579102
Your post sounds far more like cope than mine

NVDA $1000 EOW checkem

>SO I MADE A BIG MISTAAAAKE, TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAAAAAAAAY!

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?t=58

Gonna be a good OIL/NATGAS week I feel it.

Brapbros... we're healing...

>>57579252
>>57579254
I stopped eating beans BRAPGAS should recover here.

AMCchads!!!

>>57579259
Thank you for constraining the supply

>>57579283
I just ate an entire apple pie. natgasfags are fucked

Just spilled my cup of coffee. This is a form of symbolism, the creator is ridiculing the path my life's going on right now.

>>57579299
A small portion of the coffee pooled in a crevasse on my laptop, I picked it up right now without noticing and the coffee from the crevasse spilled on my white shirt staining it. I'm at my limit, I cannot take this shit anymore...

thoughts on $COIN

>>57579322
Laptops capable of comfortably running Linux cost less than $50 these days. You could buy three of them (two as a backup) for nothing.

forexchads... it's our time

huh Mumubros... why are his eyes glowing RED and not green?!?

TSLY bros I'm at 2100 shares

>>57579353

>>57579389
Oh I see, yeah that's why I stopped wearing white shirts.

>>57579389
bullish for SBUX

>>57577489
fucking hell I hate Israel so much

>>57579400
Yeah I was wearing a black one this morning, but when I got bank home I switched to a fresh shirt before heading out again.

>>57577379
Football isn’t real.

>>57577785
They're allowed to do this and we have to pay for it but we can't even stop people from crossing our border?
All the jews have to go.

>>57579406
>SBUX
I made the coffee myself. Bearish for SBUX never consumed their product never will simple as.

>>57579437
I guess the glowies pushed this meme here. Why though that's the real question? Are they trying to make him look like a strong leader? Cater to the crypto fags? Really makes you ponder...

>>57577528
>dead
she's just taking a nap

>>57579121
nigger those coupons are expired

>>57579322
This reads like a really long haiku

>>57577281
NVDA but only after it already did a 5x.

Prepare your anus

>take two tanked because of earnings release
dont all vidya companies have shitty earnings most of the time though?

>>57577440
CISCOposting is why I'm certain the top is near lmao.

>>57577501
Someone should have told me this when I was 17. Too late now amigo.

The most interesting earnings are Tuesday after the close with UPST and ABNB. Those two are likely to make bigger moves than everything else on the list this week

>>57579594
monday.com is fucking worthless, should not even be publicly traded

>>57577577
This is too complicated for most people to understand. We're really fucked as a species.

>>57579331
sell it's shit

>>57579630
>>57577577
>Literally worthless,
It's not wrothless, It's literally destructive, an embodiment of stupidity, because the dividends are taxed. Either reinvest in the business if a good ROIC can be achieved or repurchase stock to boost EPS metrics and return capital to shareholders low-tax or even tax-free in some cases..

>>57577577
Explain. Cause if you buy Visa stock there's divies and the stock keeps increasing in value yoy.
Wasn't the stock market invented with divies at its fundament?

FANGbros... https://twitter.com/JavierBlas/status/1757001427388391455

>>57579661
My fucking asshole of a country wants to introduce a capital gains tax in 2025. I hate these jews so fucking much

What’s the point of investing if it’s all going to be worthless in the future bros?

>>57579664
man you are stupid

>>57579671
>went to beach
>the waves weren't as big
>write article how climate change is going to destroy ocean currents.

when will natgas go up bros i bought at 3$

>>57579671
We'll shitpost from orbit

>>57579668
where are you from?

>>57579671
If the people saying this actually believed it they'd be buying land in Canada's Northern territories not sinking islands in New England.

>>57579566
It's an overreaction to GTA 6 being delayed a quarter or two.

Oh awesome Bloomberg surveillance is shilling me Nikki Haley this morning lol

The HOOD 24 HOUR MARKET
has
EIGHT
HUNDRED
EIGHTY
FUCKIN
SIX
FUCKIN
THINGS
in it now. UCO is finally in there too but needs SCO
OILK
USL
UNL
USD
SSG

>>57579738
Anchorage for me

>>57579507
Sorry pal, I got those in the great battle of the internet. Forgot how long it has been.
>>57579738
Anon... My province and our neighbours are working on getting rails to the northern ports and cities

>>57579739
i dont think so
the reaction to the delay was shortly after the release of the trailer if i remember correctly
and the drop off was after the earnings were released
or did they delay it even further and i missed it?

>SMCI
>already up 1% at premarket

We just cant stop pumping SMCI CHADS

20k cash, what do I buy? I'll try to get some cheap SOXL calls but what else ?

>>57579791
hory shet what a chart

>>57579774
They delayed it even further, lowering immediate guidance by a yuge amount. They have an Invetstor Relations news page.

>>57579809
>cheap calls
Do you buy cheap companies? No, because they're always trash.

So why would you want to buy cheap options?

>>57577531
I have $625k in various stocks (this includes $132k in my kids 529s)

>>57579791
I'd not known of that and just queued an order to start a position and see if the
>can't stop
keeps holding because hory fuckin shet.

>>57579831
ah fuck thanks for the info

Does anyone mess with select sector SP 500 ETFs like XLE, and XLF? Can I "value invest" in a sector that's currently down?

>>57579810
>Putting in a measly 20k 6 years ago would've made me a millionaire
AAAAHHHHH

>>57579791
>>57579810
what's going on with them?

>the BOIL I bought last night
Nice hedge on muh OIL

>>57579809
Buy my $50 calls I'm finna sell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgPolvEThD4
I haven't watched anime in so long, this show is still a classic.
doctors fighting against vampires has me bullish about Biotech

>>57579868
Yes. I remember reading somewhwere that investing in the worst performing sector every year beats the overall SP500

>>57579868
betting on sectors is done either with-betting on the economic cycle
-with in-depth knowledge of the sector, by reading a lot about it, or even better by working in it and having insider news about book orders, competitors and providers and the clients

>>57579671
>he failed the "climate change" shit-test
let me guess
you read a zerohedge article? and looked up the source? and took a screenshot of just the caption?
ensuring we don't know where you got this dumbfuck idea and we can't see how retarded the article is written, and what lies it tells
great job, faggot. also
>1pbtid

>>57579919
>>57579868

How do big snow storms hitting new york city affect the markets?

>>57579930
>>57579886

>>57579930
Markets trade more lazily because the traders are depressed.

This is one of the many reasons they should relocate to Tel Aviv.

>>57578830

>>57579946
perhaps if they tried their own cooking, they'd be happier

>>57579957
>getting high off your own supply

If you are interested in free money Rheinmetall is about to do another +25%. Fundies also looking good: tank contract with the ukrops and transport trucks to uk approved today

>>57579919
>>57579926
I know the market is cyclical. I was thinking that with a base SP 500 position (80% to 90% account total) you could throw additional money into a sector that's currently down. Find good entry points for a long term hold.

>>57579966
You think its going to break outta that channel upwards 25%?

>>57579948

>>57579753
top signal

>>57577577

>Milking the cow is the same as slaughtering it.

>>57579967
XLU and utilities in general are beaten up pretty bad I have a decent position in XLU

>>57579989
did you post a picture of yourself?

>>57579991
That's what I was looking at too. XLU down a good amount in the past month.

>>57580000
checked

should i buy more NVDA/SMCI
>>57579384
name?

Is LON:SND a 100 bagger?

https://www.morningstar.co.uk/uk/news/AN_1707387066694517500/sondrel-shares-rocket-on-report-it-assisted-with-neuralink-brain-chip.aspx

https://www.proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/1040727/sondrel-continues-elon-musk-neuralink-rally-1040727.html

Die WISH fuck bastard benchod

>>57580005
Yea I've been dipping my toes in a bit building a position utilities gotta bounce back

>Tesla is trading at 60 times forward earnings
>this is the highest growth priced in in the entire stock market
>nvidia is only at 36 times forward earnings
So tesla bag holders are expecting the car company to grow faster than the AI data center semiconductor company
Lol
Lmao even

NVDAchads what we thinking for today? Another easy +3% or more?

>>57579977
it's a bubble, yes, but RHM is getting a lot of normalfag attention due to their involvment with the ukrops and european rearmament.
Treat is the same way as NVDA right now, get in on the hype will it still goes up or leave it be

>>57580046
already pumped & dumped. it's over

PARA looks extremely slurpable at these levels

>>57580046
>investing in a british company
Its like you hate growth and profit

>>57580055
shart in GPU

>>57579991
>XLU
i'd rather buy the top of the tech giants than this shit, 8% in the last 5 years

>>57580053
why

>>57580054
Tslatards get BTFO and immediately start to cope when you put their revenue numbers next to other car manufacturers

>GM: 169 Billion
>Ford: 169 Billion
>Stellantis: 200 Billion
>Toyota: 286 Billion
>VW: 318 BILLION
...
>TSLA (more valuable than all of the above): 94 Billion

>>57580083
i remember when these tsla bulls were SS my posts saying we will revisit post earnings hows that going for you idiots

>>57580083
I remember at Tesla's peak they had a pe ratio of 1000, yes literally 1000, and more market cap than every other car manufacturer combined. But made less profit them all of them.

>>57577300
GME was reddit

>>57579594
>John Deere
They look like an awesomely undervalued buy, if it weren't for the fact that Wall Street doesn't like stodgy old industrial stocks any more.

>>57580140
>Shill me your John Deere thesis, why is it undervalued?

>>57580114
There were a lot of anons that made money from the squeeze but the whole faggy idea that they are going to "collapse the financial system" is peak reddit. Spending any amount of time with/gme/ fags makes you realize they don't know even the fundamentals of the stock market

>>57580081
Because I like to buy weird shit that's why. Probably gonna grab some LONZ today. A bank loan etf

>>57580153
yeah I sold at like $250 when I saw belle delphine shill gamestop after buying at $30. i guess some r/superstonk bagholder bought my shares

kek@oil, that drop 7 mins pre market open only to be slurped up instnatly

>>57580140
That "stodgy old industrial" is the TSLA of agriculture if TSLA wasn't headed by a retarded faggot. They are working on the fully automated AI bot farming of the future. They already have AI cams on tractors that identify weeds and spot shoot them with herbicides instead of blanket spraying whole fields, and self driving tractors that farmers can operate from their phones.

>>57580162
The company having no debt and still $800 mil in cash is delaying its death but its still yet to turn a yearly profit.

They are a video game store without an online store. And they tried to make an NFT store before an online store lol

In terms of inflation it is looking bad. Diesel is at the same level as last year february. There won't be a -20% yoy for february inflation (report in march) if this stays like this or gets worse.

>>57577271
I've been buying NVDA puts for 1 year. I will buy more.
I know this is a bubble from seeing bubbles in my time.

>>57580177
it's a dead company, even if they somehow manage to have an online store there's no reason why someone wouldn't just use steam or epic

>>57580179
People don't seem to realize how badly de dollarization is fucking everything. US bonds are barely 40% of the global market and that's at peak rates. If the fed cuts rates before everyone else you could see the bond market drop to 30% or lower. Which ironically would bring inflation back.

America has been essentially unloading its inflation on the rest of the world holding its bonds but now the brunt needs to be shouldered by itself. It's possible we never go back to sub 3% interest rates again

I wish movies/tv shows had stocks
I would long hazbin hotel and short primos

>>57579569
cisco reached a 200 P/E at the top
that's $1400 nvda implying they don't lower their P/E again with the next report

>AMD Quietly Funded A Drop-In CUDA Implementation Built On ROCm: It's Now Open-Source

I warned you about this

https://www.phoronix.com/review/radeon-cuda-zluda

https://github.com/vosen/ZLUDA

>While there have been efforts by AMD over the years to make it easier to port codebases targeting NVIDIA's CUDA API to run atop HIP/ROCm, it still requires work on the part of developers. The tooling has improved such as with HIPIFY to help in auto-generating but it isn't any simple, instant, and guaranteed solution -- especially if striving for optimal performance. Over the past two years AMD has quietly been funding an effort though to bring binary compatibility so that many NVIDIA CUDA applications could run atop the AMD ROCm stack at the library level -- a drop-in replacement without the need to adapt source code. In practice for many real-world workloads, it's a solution for end-users to run CUDA-enabled software without any developer intervention. Here is more information on this "skunkworks" project that is now available as open-source along with some of my own testing and performance benchmarks of this CUDA implementation built for Radeon GPUs.

>>57579766
manufacturers may have forgotten. I wonder if the barcode generators still work.

>>57580198
>It's possible we never go back to sub 3% interest rates again
That's how it should be

>>57580177
They have an online store, I use it all the time. One time, I bought a switch charger, and star ocean 2 from the online store, and they had an uber driver pick up the order from the local store and deliver it to my house same day.

I don't know what I should do with my $SHOT wheel this week. I'm thinking we are going to have some pull back over the course of the week, but I'm not sure if I should sell the $3.50 strike right at open, or wait to see if it runs a little higher and then just sell the $4 strike to stay safer.

>>57580215
The problem is that the market has priced in a return to 0%. We cannot have the same eps growth with 3%+ interest rates chewing into margins

>>57580202
>y-you win NVDA
Sad!

>>57580201
Cisco and Nvidia are not the same company, this is retarded moonboy nonsense now.

the trophy wife found my hidden margins account

>>57580247
it's refering to the 65413 midwits calling this a dotcom bubble
they both sell shovels

>>57580248
>he bought the "wife" meme

>>57580198
Good it should have never gone that low in the first place. Sub 3% interest was a panic move made when the dotcom bubble crashed, followed by 9-11, and then the 02'-04' recession rocked the markets which birthed the housing bubble as pretty much everyone was able to get cheap loans, which blew up and forced the 0% interest of the 08' housing market crash and brought in QE because shit was so fucked which lasted all the way until 2020 when they turned on the money printers and broke thing so bad it sort of fixed things.

Because now you have the real market Jews coming out and saying QE and 0% interest was always a mistake and should have never been done. For all the complaining about Jewish market makers no one hear ever seems to listen to what they are saying.

>>57580212
how can we test this dubious rebirth, and how do QR codes fit in.

>>57580054
>nvidia is only at 36 times forward earnings
But the fucker keeps going up. Gonna have to keep a sharp eye on that figure.

>>57579966
There's probably still some room to grow, they are Europes biggest and most competent AFV manufacturer, and a lot of Euro countries are looking to arm up, Norway just recently upgraded their Leopard 2A4NOs to 2A8NOs, with Rheinmetall supplying some of the parts, tankwise, the BAE Challengers are shit afaik, just look at how they are doing in export markets kek)
>https://www.rheinmetall.com/en/media/stories/2023/rheinmetall-a-powerful-partner-at-ukraine-side
Their long term plans also seem to be to establish manufacturing in Ukraine, though that sounds very optimistic

>>57580168
Yeah, and if you try to do your own maintenance on them that voids the warrantee, which is pissing enough farmers off that they're going out and buying old crap built before the turn of the last century. Their management style is not without problems.

Serious question: Should I try to time the yield curve un-inversion, or just take a small hit and sell everything as things start to free fall?

>>57580248
are you a bull or a bear?
if bull tell her you're a dairy farmer not a butcher.
if you're a bear, tell her you're a hunter and your supplies need to last through several hunts because sometimes they fail

Hmmmm today I will short NVDA

Oh god oh fuck

>>57580225
Jerome has also said the market is retarded and the bank the one that actually matters backed him on this. Don't fight the FED.

>>57580202
fuck, should I buy a ton of amd gpus to mine crypto with? i dont think theyre that much cheaper, though.

>>57580286
Good luck

>>57580266
just make barcodes and qr codes. I forget the exact process but basically a barcode is just a product ID, and discount rate.
and the scanner just pairs the info to a database and transmits instructions to the checkout counter.
its up to the humans to check if your coupan is real

>>57580043
Both are slightly up in pre-market trading so yeah, you could average in a little more. But not a lot. Nobody knows what's going to happen at this point. Stop orders are your friends anon.

>>57580282
>timing
Just but into the fall. Only cowards worry about falling knives.

I sold at premarket

I forgot I could use other art styles

ARRRRE YOU READY TO RRRUUUMMMBLLLLLLLLEE

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Looks like we're gonna get dunked on at open.

>>57580317
ITS TIME

>>57580320
Based

>>57580320
based
>>57580317
cringe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's over

>>57580320
good job

>ARM another +7% right at open

lmfao.

>>57580320
thanks anon

Doomers btfo again

-0.1%
I'm done. Selling it all. Today. If that's even possible. And at what cost?

>>57580339
the most obvious pump and dump in history

>>57580320
based

>>57580320
Nice

new
>>57580355
>>57580355
>>57580355

>>57580320
Bang on!

>>57580324
>>57580334
>>57580337
>>57580348
>>57580358
>>57580361
>>57580396

>>57580048
Lmao fuuuuuck

>>57580262
>hear
Fuck off esl kike.

Holy fuck I'm making so much money.