/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57576450
nick szabo created bitcoin

>>57576450
Nobody here unironically believes he's Satoshi. There are people who know he's a lying retard, and Pajeets who get paid to shill him and post cringe memes

>>57576450
what's there to believe, if he's Satoshi then just move some Bitcoin from one of his wallets, until he can do that nothing he says matters.

he looks fuckin amazing

that suit tie color combo is legit poppin'

lot of us could learn from that

>t. a black man

>>57576483
also my cock is so big bro you wouldn't even believe it's like 10 inches big man no lie

>>57576450
Yes. Because hes Wright.

>>57576483
You mean the guy who didn't know Bitcoin was Turing Complete?

>>57576693
Of course he would say that since there's no such thing as "Turing Complete" in reality. Computers don't have infinite memory. Nick Szabo = Satoshi, confirmed

>>57576786
That isn't what he meant and you know it. By the same token CSW was correct in his assertion that Bitcoin is Turing Complete in practical terms.

>>57576693
bitcoin isn't turning complete
just because a drunkard say's the Earth is flat doesn't mean he is into some crazy esoteric knowledge
it means he's had too much cheap wine lol

>>57577128
Turing*

>>57576450
damn, satoshi has this much good taste in fashion?

>>57576450
>does anyone actually believe him?
yes
>why?
because its obvious

>>57576450
yes cause it's obvious to anyone with a working brain

>be creg
>wake up with hangover
>Calvin calling you a cunt on the text
>another 3 days solid of being asked dumb questions by dumb little people
>quickly knock up some improved new forgeries to give lawyer

>>57577480
He's btfo'd COPA this entire trial.

>>57577511
which trial are you watching then?

>>57576498
Craig does dress well because he's got some aristocratic fantasies. Remember his cringe post about listening to Mozart?
He's a major narcissist. People who love classical music don't need to broadcast it as part of their identity, because it's quite elitist and frankly a little embarrassing to explain to normoids.

T. Classical music lover

>>57578976
i mean look anyone who likes classical music is by definition a complete fag and so this guy is a narcissist and a loser and probably has a small penis because he's a total retard i mean you gotta be some kind of retard to like music like that i mean i don't know i'm a honey badger i don't think much about music because i don't give a crap i just don't like listening to it at all so if you want some advice i've got nothing for you bro i don't give a damn about you

>>57578983
>subhuman rambling
Yep, OK bro.

>>57577511
Notebook (as in paper, not computer) he used for one his forgery wasn't even being produced yet as confirmed by the factory's manager.
craig:
>This was a super secret custom production for me only, the manager wouldn't know about it

>>57578996
anon you're talking to a bot

>>57579001
i can't believe it lmao
how can he be so dumb and how do you recover from this

>>57579011
How can you tell? Apologies, I'm old

>>57579039
the pajeet shitcoin image that's being spammed on every thread

>>57579042
i literally don't give a shit about your shitty ass thread

>>57579001
Factory manager couldn't possibly be a laser eyes BSV maxi with MSM-induced WDS (Wright Derangement Syndrome) like 99% of people

>>57577480
>>quickly knock up some improved new forgeries to give lawyer
*NEW* BOX OF PAPERS FOUND BY creg WIFE!
MR cregs WILD RIDE JUST NEVER ENDS

cregs dissertation software ate his references
>"not plagiarism then, is it?
>''Dr.' C. S. Wright, 2024'

GUMBO, uh, CHUMBO
GUMBO CHUMBO Supervises my PhD's
eh, AY CHUNG as well
>hes Chinese
>sorry, I'm bad at making up names

I believe we live in a simulation and Craig Wright is a recent example of one of the simulation's periodic belief tests, like "Who killed Kennedy?", "Who masterminded 9/11?", Who is Qanon?", etc. That's why there is enough circumstantial evidence to convince anyone he is Satoshi while simulataneously there is an equal amount of evidence to convince anyone he is a fraud and a scammer and there will never be any resolution one way or another. I guarantee there will be no clear outcome to the COPA case, because for whatever reason, the simulation like to drag out the uncertainty forever. In a traditional, non-simulation, Newtonian reality, you would never get these unprovable Schrödinger's cat-type scenarios.

>>57576498
Con men always dress and speak very well.
They have to, because they can't exactly convince anyone on the technical merits...
They convince people they have a great deal and are highly trustworthy through surface level signalling (words, dress).

>Dr Wright, all of your claimed supporting witnesses here state, they have never heard of you?
>'I'm uh, really bad with names'
>'names and faces, bad, very bad'
>'possible I confuse them all for someone else'
hes getting fucking raped here
>>57579830
>That's why there is enough circumstantial evidence to convince anyone he is Satoshi
about time he produced this claimed 'circumstantial evidence' then
because so far?
there is none. Nada, null and fucking zip.

>>57576450
>Does anyone here actually believe him?
some do
>why?
bsv bagholders + sunk cost fallacy

Does he have severe autism by any chance?
I just cant fathom how he cant see how easily everyone in the world can tell he is not satoshi, and how obvious it is hes faking some narrative and evidence around it.

Its like a 5 year old trying to tell you story of the cat from the woods eating the cookies when they have crumbs and chocolate all around their mouth.

If he legit has autism then it makes sense why he cant understand how everyone else sees it. If he is narcissist on top of it then it makes even more sense

Bitcoin, just as Satoshi intended. Or Satoshi's Vision you might call it.

>>57579899
You're confusing circumstantial evidence with direct evidence, but yes, it's way past due he should produce some direct evidence of his claims. The simulation won't allow it though, the same as it won't allow COPA to produce a unequivocal direct evidence that will put him in prison for fraud, perjury, IP crimes, etc.

>>57579936
add in compulsive liar
and numerous other disorders, too many to mention
hes quite the package, is creg

>>57579955
>You're confusing circumstantial evidence with direct evidence
he literally has neither tho

>>57579955
>it won't allow COPA to produce a unequivocal direct evidence that will put him in prison for fraud, perjury, IP crimes, etc.
also, watch this space
hes getting fucked for this, otherwise, entire Justice system may as well give up. I have never seen a more deserving case of fraud, perjury, etc - no exaggeration. And demonstrable absolute contempt for the Courts.

>>57579974
>hes getting fucked for this, otherwise, entire Justice system may as well give up
I guarantee he won't, the trial will be inconclusive and both sides will be able to claim partial victory from their point of view, and he will still be making people seethe for years to come.

>'Micrososfts Patch Tuesday is only on Tuesdays for plebs..'
fuxsakes
Judge is getting right bored with cregs shit now

>>57578983
>classical music is pretentious, says man who doesn't capitalize proper nouns and can't get through a sentence without swearing
You're just a retard

I’m Australian so I can tell he’s lying

But it’s hilarious so I’m going to keep going along with it because it makes Americans seethe for some reason

STIFF!

What's the point of living in style if you have to live in court 6 months out of the year

>>57581565
your convict is getting shipped back shortly, Old School style

>>57576450
>>57576498
>>57577188
>>57578976
Looks a little gay, m8

>>57576498
Based sovlful nigga

>>57576498
Satoosh be stylin, bro

>>57576450
imo they are trying to use an odious dummy to bait satoshi into doxxing himself. but he never fell for it which is cool