/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57574956
Maxing out 401k is responsible.

>>57574973
i cashed my 401k and bought btc at 22k

sorry I just don’t take advice from normies, you understand

>"That's down a lot right?"
This guy might buy in before the halving.

>"Isn't bitcoin crashing?"
This guy will regurgitate New York Times FUD at the top and keep parroting it as BTC crashes during the next bear market.

The rest will either buy the top or stay out of the market entirely for another cycle.

Good data, anon.

>>57574956

Appreciate the normie sentiment check on National Normie Day, thanks anon

and they are all there watching black people run around the field

>>57575048
futbol not football
OP is a beaner

>>57574973
all 401k's have gone to zero

had a guy at a party last night tell me about how Internet Computer (ICP) is amazing and it's the most valuable because of the tech or whatever

pretty massive sell signal, but two of the other guys at the party basically said they hated crypto and would never touch the stuff. So I don't know. Tough call

>>57575379
do you just take anything handed to you for face value?
Absolute retard convinced that he's smart

>>57574984
he's watching for euphoria
they're all not paying attention which means BUY

>>57575417
u are seething because u have been found out, juan pablo
yow nay say see toe oo know kay suh dill ee oh vah moes

>>57575420
exactly. We are still in mega stealth mode. Btc is about to reach 50k and not a single normie even knows Blackrock launched an etf
>BbbbUt Travis and Taylor Swift!!!
>wtf is an etf?
>they're just going to "pump and dump" it , hehe i know my trading terms

This reminds me of when btc crashed from 20 > 3k and then steadily held 10k quietly while no one even noticed

>>57575451
ya bro ABSOLUTELY seething. You sure figured me out!!! >:((
puta tu madre gringo!!

>>57574956
Well to be fair BTC turned out to obviously suck balls.
It's slow and expensive and retarded.

>>57574956
Very nice. The "smart" money loaded millenials are still to pump our bags in the future.

>>57574956
>open thread
>save image
>do not read, do not care
>close thread
Why biztards continue to use these images? It seems it is more like tradition than enything.

>>57575411
No? Performance hasn't been great lately but if you're not going to draw from it for another 20 to 30 years, what's a little market fluctuation?

>The average balance in a 401(k) plan fell by 20.5% in 2022, reducing the average balance to $103,900 at the end of the year, down from $130,700 a year earlier.

>debt laden normies who max their 401k are in better financial positions than /biz/

this isn't surprising to me at all.

>>57575415
also that, when the shoe shine boy is giving you stock tips the top has been reached.

>>57574956
i was shouting at my family to buy bitcoin when it hovered around 20k. only my dad actually bought in then. after a year or so the price was still 20k and he wanted to sell "because nothing is happening". i shouted again at him to not sell and he finally seems to have understood how investing works.

>>57575486

And extremely decentralized and secure. And a great brand.

>>57574956
You took the time while you are CURRENTLY at this gathering to post a list inducing pic and this story?
You must be fun at parties.

>>57575781

Bro we all suck at parties. Lol

>>57574979
Same, but $5k. Sold my house too.

>>57575420
Yeah but the guy you replied to is posting here, which means dumb money has arrived, which means SELL

>>57574956
>"I buy 12$ avocado toast with caviar"
Kek

>>57575781
he never said he is CURRENTLY at a party idiot

>>57575411
>what bitcucks actually believe

>>57574956
Good. We got time. Thanks for the update anon. WAGMI

>>57574956
Imagine putting a black light on that bed. I bet there’s more than 200 different dna samples splattered all over it

>>57575550
mine's about $350K. feelsgoodman.jpg

>>57575999
checked
so what, he left early in embarrassment?

>>57574956
Forgot to mention one guy said
>bitcoin won’t do well, remember FTX?
This guy doesnt own crypto but works in tech i guess he read about ftx
Normies are not even in yet.

>>57575781
I’m not allowed to take a breather and post on my phone for 5 minutes? Kek. I get tired socializing with all these people none stop.
>>57575888
Chequed im pretty good at socializing lol
>>57576669
No i just went outside to catch a breath , it was getting too hot and stuffy and ppl are way too drunk

>>57576669

HEY FAGGOT, SHUT THE FUCK UP, WE ARE GAUGING NORMIE SENTIMENT HERE, NOT JUDGING SOCIABILITY SCORES YOU FUCKING MIGRANT

Nice.

>>57575464
this

>>57575464
What price does bitcoin have to hit for normies to finally reopen their coinbase app after 3 years and see they’re up, sell and then fomo back in?

>>57576725
my social assessment is not gauging normie sentiment?
kek

>>57574956
>Cat_Microphone_Sexooooooooooo.Jpeg

>>57575040
>National normie day

Keked and based.

>>57575411
... Is this your cope for having a net worth of $1700 at age 29?

>>57575951
Fair, but anyone who is observing normies so that he can do the opposite is no true normie, and is certainly not dumb money. Possibly he could fall into 'early adoption' category, but not true retail normie dumb money.

In short, I suspect thst OP is based and redpilled.

>>57575781
Sometimes inbetween retards I'll sit on a couch and drunk post on 4chan. Some of my best posts have been at parties

>>57578113
Nvm, you weren't talking about OP, turns out I am the dumb money.

Urgent alert for all anons: dumb money is here, sell immediately!!1!

>>57574956
kek you live in california dont you OP

>>57578151
wow bro you're right i'm so dumb for living in california a place with great climate and economy and jobs and attractive women and weed and beach culture you're really smart for living in alabama a state known for poverty incest and low life expectancy because everyone is fat there

>>57575464
>This reminds me of when btc crashed from 20 > 3k and then steadily held 10k quietly while no one even noticed
Spot on. Also thanks OP good bread.

>>57578165
DUDE WEED

DUDE FRICKIN WEED DOE

DUDE 420 LMAO!

SMOKE WEED I SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

DUDE HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED WEED?

DUDE OMG WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT WEED

BRO HE SMOKES

DUDE BONGS

DUDE WEED IS ONE OF THE CONSIDERATIONS I HAVE WHEN CHOOSING WHERE TO LIVE

Thanks OP, hyperbullish.

>>57578187
lmao imagine telling people your state is cool because it has weed

Normies give zero fucks about crypto as it stands.
The boomers are also still being told by the TV they watch for 12 hours a day that bitcoin is something criminals in Nigeria use to scam you and you shouldn't get involved with it.

>>57574956
>i put 17% of my paycheck
the maximum allowed contribution for 2024 is $24k, you're taking advice from somebody who only earns $140,000/year

>>57576995
69k

>>57574956
PUTAAAAAAAAAAA SEXOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57579701
>>57578187
Imagine not being able to recognize the NPC bot and actually responding to it

>>57578165

>>57576995
like 70-80k imo

>>57580380
I think 60/65.

>>57578187
pack me a cone and stfu cunt.

>>57576995
Honestly I think we start seeing major publications talk about bitcoin again at around $60k. That's when normies will start getting curious and checking it out again.

>>57574956
How much do I need to marry a girl like that?
Stats:
>25
>virgin
>salary 110k
>5'5
>balding
>decent face (if not for balding) I think.
>live with parents
>good physique, can bench 155 and squat 170.

>>57575888
As long as the man looks feminine enough.

>>57575999
The game hadnt even started when he posted. Its fake bait thread. Fuck this place is more and more like reddit when you faggots keep coming. Fake stories for engagement is the standard there.

>>57574956
>>"you should max out your 401k instead i put 17% of my paycheck"
GMI

>>57578103
1700 is respectable, the median NW for a 29yo is -30,000.

>>57578131
lol
anyway I think we're early. Not saying it's likely but it is at least possible to do multiples from here
The ETF effect nobody really knows yet, but mathematically it's looking like anythings possible

>>57582656
Maybe they were sitting down for drinks and snacks before the game? Have you ever been to a sportsball party?

>>57574956
>hanging out with yellows.
Yikes.

>>57578187
DUDE REDDIT