/biz/ - Business & Finance

you should have let smg die

>tfw pain in chest is back

>he baked.

>>57574451
It's really incredible just how bad Trump's appointees were. Idk why this doesn't get talked about more often. Most of the people that rugged him were people he personally hired.

What is this pattern called?

>>57574476
Go for a walk 15 minutes a day, stop drinking, and listen to some folk music. That's all you have to do.

>>57574499
The technical recovery.

>>57574476
Chest day yesterday?

>>57574510
actually today, but its an acute pain on the surface of my ribcage, i can feel the exact spot

>equity premium is negative
>fundamentals have only ever been this bad during the dot com crash, the financial crisis, and the great depression
>it's still pumping
everyone is going to learn the hard way why you diversify

Selling some bitfarms tomorrow, $20k worth, what do I buy? Previous thread said NVDA but god damn it just keeps fucking climbing. Do I buy Google?

>>57574520
Or just buy puts because they're cheap as shit right now.

>>57574524
ASML

I have a job earning 200,000USD a year ( Working in Sales ) and I have 300,000USD in stocks, paying about $30,000 in dividends a year

I still feel insecure, unable to buy a nice house or do anything worthwhile with my life. I feel like im going to feel poor until I have 7 figures, or maybe even more, anyone else experience the same financial anxiety issue?

>>57574487
Obama couldn't convince rbg to retire and now abortion is illegal, laugh at djt cabinet all you want, packing the courts will be the legacy.
>>57574499
Bull trap fail, bull trap breakout, can't cuck the zuck, rip bobo, ZIRP imminent, buybacks >growth, dividends = financial independence. Plenty of names for it.

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
'CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
WELL THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

SAY, WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO
A PLACE WHERE THEY WILL NEVER FIND
AND WE CAN ACT LIKE WE COME FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD
LEAVE THE REAL ONE FAR BEHIND

AND WE CAN DANCE
AND SING

WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND SO AM I
AND WE CAN DRESS REAL NEAT FROM OUR HATS TO OUR FEET
AND SURPRISE 'EM WITH OUR VICTORY CRY

SAY, WE CAN ACT IF WE WANT TO
IF WE DON'T, NOBODY WILL
AND YOU CAN ACT REAL RUDE AND TOTALLY REMOVED
AND I CAN ACT LIKE AN IMBECILE

AND SAY, WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
EVERYTHING'S OUT OF CONTROL
WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
THEY'RE DOING IT FROM POLE TO POLE
WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
EVERYBODY'S TAKING THE CHANCE

>>57574457
you know what they say, bangs has bark
>>57574460
wow, youre the only other person i know who has the ultimate taste

>>57574517
Well if the pain isn't behind the sternum it probably isn't the heart. if it's in the ribcage could be a intercostal muscle, ligament etc... hopefully not the lung. Although you saying surface makes me think it's probably nothing serious.

>>57574547
>laugh at djt cabinet all you want
I liked Trump. I wish I could laugh at it but I'm more frustrated than anything.

>>57574546
>. I feel like im going to feel poor until I have 7 figures
Yeah in a few years a mil will be nothing thanks to the Federal Reserve.

Finally, a good fucking thread

>>57574546
will you inherit a house?

>>57574588
IMO the treasury has far more responsibility here than the federal reserve. The fed doesn't really *do* anything.

aggressively fund your dreams

>>57574570
The people that run this country (/pol/) are not elected they are appointed or enlisted or promoted. Do not give too much credence to the decisions the president's make, the market
(/smg/) is not the economy, it's not the president, new all time highs are made under both red and blue administrations. Hard to give any shits at all about them unless you sell volatility premium. Frustration is a natural reaction imo because we are forced to believe voting is the pathway to change. But it's not. Just hear no evil and buy calls. Or write them i'll buy them.

>>57574599
>The fed doesn't really *do* anything.
Yeah they just buy corporate bonds, mortgage backed securities, government debt, create shell companies to inject liquidity, create all sorts of programs to inject liquidity etc... Seems like nothing to me.

>>57574599
anon.. the fed can create trillions of dollars and inject it into financial markets at the drop of a hat.
they did this all of 2020-2022 - were you asleep or something?
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL

>>57574631
>>57574635
Numbers on a screen anon, don't over think it.

>>57574651
>numbers on a screen
it's unfortunate that this is our entire financial system in [CURRENT YEAR]

>>57574674
>cuneiforms on a tablet
it's unfortunate that this is our entire financial system in 3000 B.C

>>57574674
Why have it any other way?

Red or green Monday?
Come on I know you have a crystal ball somewhere

>>57574706
Red then green then red

>>57574706
Green

Thoughts on SMCI? It was shilled for a while but i still dont know why /smg/ is so bullish on this company

>>57574706
there is no reason for any significant dips

>>57574725
>i still dont know why /smg/ is so bullish on this company
Probably because it's incredibly overvalued and is set to decline a minimum of 90% in the next semiconductor bear market.

>>57574725
>ROUNDEYE YOU BUY OUWW CHIPS NOOOWWWW

>>57570127
Baggie were you larping here? If not, how do I find a similar arrangement with a female?

>>57574462
Post strategies.
I literally just use the barbell method by /our/ favorite, Arabic Phoenician sand digger Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
>80/20 short-term treasuries and a combination of LETFs and OTM calls or puts.

>>57574725
>computers

>>57574782
T-bills were the move, but if you didn't catch /zqz march ngmi.

I'll be starting the week with 0 SOXL calls and that gives me anxiety. 40k cash to buy something, what's something to buy?

>>57574804
490 tickers of the shit and piss 500 are under the 50dma.

>>57574793
context for this video?

>>57574725
Pretty envious of that YTD holy shit.
>159.34%

Mumu won.

>>57574631
>Yeah they just buy corporate bonds, mortgage backed securities, government debt,
They're not doing that now and even when they did it hardly mattered.
>create shell companies to inject liquidity
I missed that one, can you remind me what happened there?
>>57574635
1) They're selling them off, look at the current time.
2) It's nothing compared to the 2022 treasury default.

>>57574474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXT7DBeVxA4

>>57574804
Lowered interest rates means that the bottom is officially hear.
>inb4 the bottom was October 2023
IMHO, things are still being priced in. We also have yet to see an official decrease of interest rates. Meaning, debt re-structuring hasn't happened yet. Which also means the general public has yet to use more debt to finance their spending or capital investments. In other words, it literally doesn't matter what you buy because an increase of debt also means an increase of income, which also means an increase in spending, which also means there's a slight capital flow towards riskier assets.

>>57574904
>They're not doing that now and even when they did it hardly mattered.
You're very ignorant.
>I missed that one, can you remind me what happened there?
In 2008 they created a bunch of LLC's and loaned money off balance sheet to members of the privileged class.

>>57574903
PRESIDENT.
DONALD.
J.
TRUMP.

>>57574933
>In 2008 they created a bunch of LLC's and loaned money off balance sheet to members of the privileged class.
That's kind of insane, do you have a source for this?

>>57574603
>Super Bowl with 2 balls
>Cheerleaders on the field
>Bear's jersey isn't even numbered
Yeah, I'm thinking kino

>>57574706

>>57574933

You are another normie retard that thinks QE = free money for banks

>>57574836
East Asia is humid as shit. Bottled water and AC everywhere.

>long AGUA

>>57574793
wtf is going on here?

>>57574529
Based.
>>57574520
Son, wait till you realize that a deep enough crash means that all asset classes trend towards 0. Read Mark Spitznagel and Nassim Nicholas Taleb.

>>57574935
has nothing to do with stocks !

>>57574529
>>57574980
>imblying there will still be a counterparty to pay out on your puts
Puts are fairly priced because you can't actually cash out. :^)

What are your favorite things to do when you're alone /smg/? When I'm gassy I sometimes like to sit straight up in my leather office chair and seal my bussy so when I fart It has to travel up to the top of my ass crack to escape and makes a funny noise. How is this stock market related? It's a clear sign to short SNAP.

>>57574947
>That's kind of insane, do you have a source for this?
Maiden Lane Transactions. That's not as insane as what the banks did in 2008. They created LLC's that sold the CDO's to themselves so that they could package sub-prime loan into AAA rated mortgage backed securities. The guys loaning the money insured themselves against default from themselves. The system is a scheme a ponzi money is created out of nothing and given to a privileged class of people. It's a slave ponzi system. Sorry to break your bubble kid.

>>57574505
>>57574547
nigger anwers

>>57575006
Lose money in brap tickers i guess.

>>57574968
QE means free money for the privileged class.

>>57574546
Yeah less the dividends part. I lost track of why I was accumulating a while ago and am pretty lost now.

>>57575006
I'm always alone

>>57575004
The world can end and the stock market won't completely crash and vice versa.
>>57575023
Yeah the banks were committing fraud and should have been allowed to fail. I don't remember the fed doing it.

>>57574546
This is a larp. If not you don't deserve this amount of capital.

>>57575047
>I don't remember the fed doing it.
They didn't advertise it. It's all in secrecy.

>>57574725
A friend of a friend has been working there for 10 years. Hoping he retires off this pump because the pay is awful and he drives several hours to work everyday.

>>57575062
One million is just enough to retire reasonbly well as a single man in the US nowadays. Even then it doesn't leave a whole ton for unforeseen expenses.

>>57575006
>What are your favorite things to do when you're alone /smg/?
talk to myself. worth noting im alone like 98% of the time at work and home. im taking the effects of loneliness and mental disorder to 1000%

>>57575023
>Tell me you won't buy the dip, without saying it.

>>57574782
I don't have trading strategies but I have rules for buying. Never buy when the price is waay over the VWAP line or when it is waaaay above the upper part of the volume profile.

>>57575062
What do you mean by deserve this capital?

How would you use this capital?

>>57575085
You're cattle being led to the slaughter house buying the dip on clearly overvalued stocks after a 13 year bull market.

>>57574755
The semi bear market is already here

>just broke 400k
another decade of six figure hell...

>>57574706
green until friday then market dump for 2 weeks

>>57575063
So you just think they did it then. IE it might/probably happened.

>>57575113

Because you aren't putting it to work. Don't have to sell a single share to get an equity loan to buy property. Plus not using the dividens to play options or buy common stock on beaten down growth/dividend traps. Most importantly with 300k in the market you aren't patient, might as well be someone with a fractional share of voo.
>>57575119
Very cool to ignore 2019/2020.

>>57575181
>2020.
That lasted 3 months. Not a bear market more of a correction.

>>57575006
I like to translate webpages I'm used to into other languages and pretend I can read them

>>57575185
>2022
You really want a lost decade?

>>57575202
>2022
Bear markets last for at least 2-3 years.

>>57575039

So you are even more retarded than the average normie.

The only thing QE did was buy existing assets in the balance sheets of non-banking financial institutions and replace them with deposits so that they would in turn spend that money on other higher yielding assets.

There's no "priveleged class" involved, you eat the rich, starbucks drinking lefty.

>>57575218
Show me your short positions.

>>57575218
A Bear Market can last several weeks to a few years. In some extreme cases they can last several years.

>>57575229
The only thing QE did is stop the collapse of the financial system because of excessive risk taking from financial institutions to maximize profits, and It transferred wealth from the 99% to the 1%. Never consumed a starbucks product never will, you stupid commie faggot.
>>57575230
>Show me your short positions.
I'm long.

>>57575181
I'm earning 10% on my 300k, so thats 30k a year, you have to give me some credit there

I am also selling calls on my shares, that is netting about another 2-5%, is that what you meant? Anything other tips? I just want to quit my job and go fishing man

Bear, Bull, Red Stag, Crab, Black Swan. How about you all stop reading nursery rhymes and buy some VT.

>>57575181
Based ff7 frog poster
>>57575190
Ok this is amazing

>>57575265
>and It transferred wealth from the 99% to the 1%

Could you explain the mechanism of how you think this happen?

The evil, top hat wearing banker went into the coffer box, with your name on it, and put dollar bills into his pocket?

Can any of your nerds do math? If I’m 30 years old, how much do I need to invest per month to reach 10 million at age 70 (retirement)? Assuming average rate of return if I only bought SPY and no meme stocks

>>57575265
IMO it really just created a moral hazard. Now banks are sloppy with loans giving them and PE companies an economic mandate to destroy production.
It's more incompetence than conspiracy (although not entirely one or the other.)

>>57575302
VT has pretty garbage yield.

>>57575323
I didn't ask.

While you retards decide which is better, do I buy SSO?

>>57574474
>>57574462
We are fucking cursed to be here it seems. Trapped in a financial almost Lynchian style horror general that keeps coming back no matter how many times it disappears.

>>57575310

>>57575265
You always should be.

>>57575310
Use this; input 10% into the return field. The default time holding is 30 years. The other two fields you adjust however you need. https://smartasset.com/investing/investment-calculator

>>57575045
>i'm always alone

this can be cured by getting a pet dog and giving him a human name like keith or steve.

Bros we are getting so close to having real life anime gf's. This is a beautiful time to be alive. We are all going to make it.

https://youtu.be/8lqRmQCY-jU?si=ioHLtbHVpDyKJxJ5

>>57575302
>VT
VTI

>>57575310
$1,787.44 per month

>>57575336
You literally did, unless you meant that to be rhetorical.

>>57575310
$3,075 per month

Fools literally had an article about this on Google.

>If you start at 20 years old, you need to save $1,159 per month.
>If you start at 30 years old, you need to save $3,075 per month.
>If you start at 40 years old, you need to save $8,473 per month.
>If you start at 50 years old, you need to save $26,228 per month.

>>57574546
>10% divvy yield
What? How?

>>57575371
I really need to set one of these up and charge you losers for access.

>>57575380
I was being rhetorical.

>>57575378
>10%
Only if you're talking nominal and not inflation-adjusted
>>57575310
Also why the fuck would you wait until 70 to have 10 million to retire? I plan on bailing at the latest at 2.5 mil

>>57575347
>>57575356
>>57575378
Thanks! So this also means that if I want whatever the future inflated equivalent of $10mil is, I would have to increase my monthly contributions by the rate of inflation correct? Because $10 mil in 40 years dollars would be like 2.5 mil in today dollars right?

A recruiter just sent me a message that they had found other candidates and I no longer needed to be considered. I had no clue who he was, so I looked him up and apparently he sent me an earlier message asking me to apply for his job? A very weird interaction, he was acting like I applied for it- but I didn't. I had no clue who he was. It's like a chick who went to the same highschool that you were unaware existed before being fat and ugly 10+ years later acting like you should know her.

>>57575307
>Could you explain the mechanism of how you think this happen?
The big banks should have collapsed in 2009, but the FED did QE increasing the money supply which is a form of theft from savers and workers, and gave it to the top hat wearing bankers which payed themselves large bonuses. It pushed up all market valuations (bonds, equities, real estate etc,,) which are mostly owned by the top hat wearing bankers. Stop being ignorant the wealth gap has been growing at a faster pace since QE 1. It's a wealth transfer and nothing more. If the system liquidated in 2009 the average guy would have lost 100-200k but the top hat wearing banker would have lost billions.

>>57575410
It's a scam bro.

>>57575410
I've just stopped submitting applications. I'm not interested in participating anymore.

>>57575409
7% is adjusted for inflation, so around $4,175 per month unlike that other anon. You'll need slightly more obviously for taxes and shit

>>57575405
I already “retired”. I’m a housewife. My husband is a doctor with no hobbies and he clearly states that he will work until he dies because there is no “real” him beyond his job. Kinda fucked but whatever, it sucks not working. i do nothing all day and your brain just rots away.

>>57575409
Yes but the money you have working in the market will produce money through Dividends generating more cash. Realistically the weight of your investments won't change because you should be getting paid more due to inflation.

>>57575409
Well I sure hope it's not that fucked by then but yeah you need to adjust a bit to account for inflation. Historically it averages out to maybe 2-3% a year. Also consider; your old, your expenses may be less than now due to no loan payments or house payment. So you may not need as much income as you think you might.

>>57575386
has to either be a master limited partnership, tobacco or something completely retarded

>>57575077
This. You're not going to live some super luxurious life at the very bottom rung of seven figure prison.

>>57575410
Buddy you have to ask first before you post pictures of my wife here...

>>57575441
oh i don’t think we will need any income from this. my husband usually makes $40k a month so this is just so that our grandkids could have trust funds one day. We were born poor so we never had that. We don’t plan on touching this account in our life time, its supposed to be intergenerational wealth

>>57575172
Well done, anon. The first 400k is the hardest.

Went to SHAK for a late lunch. Had a burger, fries, and a milkshake
That place was ridiculously busy for 1:30 pm. A lot of take out AND dine in orders. Was crazy... could be just because it's superbowl weekend, but idk
Could be a sign that wages here have caught up with and surpassed inflation if people are going out to overpriced restaurants like SHAK again.

>>57574520
The boy who cried crash

>>57575469
Oh just slam that shit then and don't worry about it.

>>57575458
Well to be honest I don't really care for "things" that much. So when I retire you won't see some big ass fishing boat in my driveway or some big ass RV either. I just wanna retire and you know just fuck off from the monthly "how will I budget this months income" grind and actually for the first time since I was maybe 5?, not listen to the sound of the alarm clock every damn day..

>>57575433
Set aside a couple grand and start trading. Or just get familiar first with a paper account.

Bored housewives can cause a lot more destruction and have much more expensive hobbies.

>>57575306
thank you sir good luck in your stock endeavors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymdpfe3mZCw

>>57575342
Sure but you gotta keep buying every week as the AI bubble inevitably pops and people call for the end of the world around election day.

I hope the good guys (Taylor Swift (Democrats)) win the Super Bowl.

>>57575433
Does your husband know you're here? I'd be uncomfortable if I were married and my wife was on this site.

>>57575462
/smg/ update when?

>>57575499
Fair enough. Speaking from experience, never needing an alarm clock is pretty awesome.

>>57575527
Feeling cute tonight, we'll see. If not tonight in the next day or two. I leave for lansing thursday so definitely before then

>>57575540
What's in lansing?

>>57575525
why?
Afraid she is going to leave you for a handsome /pol/ chud she met online?

>>57575543
All my friends from the picture I posted yesterday. I've known them all since college. They are the only people I get excited to see outside of you guys

>>57575547
I've just met too many very poorly behaved women here. No offense to them but I wouldn't want to be married to them.

>>57574500
How do we profit from this?

>>57575119
Doomers sound smart. Always ask for a "source"

>futures

>>57575493
yum what burger, actually no lets get past the small-talk. What shake did you get?
also my friends have stopped complaining about the price of their slop i think youre right, or atleast starting to be

>NatGas

>futures
WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT

>>57575540
Tonight Mr.Rockerfeller. I beg of you do it tonight.

wtf is natgas problem? It's getting comical

>>57575582
>What shake did you get?
SHAK has a chocolate + vanilla option that they call the "Black & White" flavor.
I always get it because I believe racial harmony is achievable within our lifetimes

>>57575524
Samesies :)

>>57575604
>I believe racial harmony is achievable within our lifetimes
2020 pretty clearly showed that only Whites actually want this.

>>57575525
He was the one who showed me this place. I’m very private person (autism) and don’t use social media so it’s nice to be able to anonymous ask questions like this.

Fuck I took the bait. I saw it was bait and then said "wait I have a reply." Fuck.

>>57575585
American fracking tech is UNSTOPPABLE

>>57575633
That's embarassing. I'm going to remember how bad you messed up in the next couple of threads too.
Captcha: K4NG

>>57575673
I thought Biden doesn't want to export for environmental reasons? So fracking is still ok? But exporting the gas might be harmful? LOL

>>57575673
our gas exports are also very stoppable

Not trying to be a doomer or nothing but based on how society is now and how it's fucked and getting worse I'll be happy when I retire and turn my back on the whole thing. The fact I live in a more uh I guess laid back traditional area and I see it here and its pretty bad makes me glad I don't live in say New York or California where such fucked up things are even more uh extreme.

>>57575684
Exporting would bring the price up and help the economy of red states and GOP donors. Biden does not want that.

>>57575687
kek true

>>57575689
Sure, but then the game is defense. What, you think a batshit crazy DC will just let you park six or seven figures in a financial system they control? While there are millions of homeless migrants freezing to death?

>>57575691
Yes, but saying it is for environmental reasons is pretty retarded, as fracking is the problem. Redstates should simply stop producing and "EXPORTING" it to blue states.

>futures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706673588701258.webm

>futures

The end is nigh

Well DXY isn't open yet so it might not be that bad.

/NG

>>57575795
Just cut my life into tranches

so why should I invest in the stock market rather than going all in on btc/eth?

>>57575855
Because the stock market offers BITX.

>>57575855
I have 60% of this in bitfarms because it's in a tax free account. I think a combo of spy in a leveraged form and BTC is key this year

>>57575855
Easier to sell naked options. It sounds stupid, which it is, but use the premiums from naked options to fund BTC/ETH or either of its L2 solutions.

>>57575856
>There are bitcoin LETFs
>Still no bitcoin ETF options

>>57575897
BITX has options bro. Unironically selling naked puts. It's absolutely retarded because it's mostly illiquid, but hey, it's levered.

>>57575897
BITX is leveraged against futures I think, just like BITO.

So if you want more, BITO and miners calls are what you want.

July-October 2023 was First Sell Off

Another step closer to glorious retirement. Honestly considering at this point now I'd be raking in over 81,000 a year starting at 54 and that I'm still dumping into my 401,brokerage,and pension is still climbing I'm pretty confident by the time I do actually retire my yearly retirement dollar will be 100,000 or more. (13 years left till retirement). So that'd be 8,333 a month.

>>57575913
>>57575918
Oh interesting. I'll have to try it out this week.

>>57575449
I still don't buy it

It's over, even internet women & sloots don't talk to me.
Thank god my next stock play is all or nothing.

>>57575731
09/11 was a sweet day for me. i remember me being 4 years old in kindergarden so when the news hit europe we had to go take a nap, fell asleep hugging my gf.

>everyone is bullish for tomorrow
Puts for sp?

>>57575942
You keep posting this without showing what you've actually invested in

BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK
Which stock to buy for the inevitable KC Super Bowl win?

>>57575975

>>57575975
Was your GF Misty from pokemon like the rest of the first graders in my class?

>>57574499
the 2022 bear trap before the giga AI/tech bubble

Temu ad. Long PDD.

>>57576065
>tfw youre already long FXI and YINN
UHM IM THINKING WE'RE FUCKIN BACK

>>57575975
I matched the emotionally tone a bit better this time

if only the guy who drew this in 1923 knew...

>>57576073
Is the Hang Seng even open today? Schwab didn't fill my YINN order because they decided to try and fill it in my non-margin account. I'd like another chance to buy before the mega rocket.

Who the fuck picks a white running back?

>>57576091
Not open until Wednesday
>>57576098
McCaff?

OIL and NATGAS NIGGERS

I am getting 2k in tax return for 2023 because I lost my job (due to no fault of my own) last year. Since I live with my parents and have been getting welfare checks, I don't spend much at all.

What stock should I buy?

>>57576084
It took one hundred years for that to go from complete fantasy to reality. Imagine where we'll be in 2124.

And people are still bearish on semis lmfao

>>57576102
Kek and one of them is called sneed

>>57576084
Art that draws ITSELF?!?

>>57576105
>What stock should I buy?
Buy FXI, sir. You will not be regretting it.
>>57576108
>one of them is called sneed
Lol seen that. These ads are awful, bro

>>57576105
TSLA

>>57576180
If you're buying TSLA, why not TSLL?

poopoo peepee

>>57576185
I’m not that bullish on them. I recommended them specifically because he is a neet living with his parents and I think they are currently slightly undervalued. I’m just glad he doesn’t want to waste his money in crypto.

>>57576078
Nice.

>Exact same Temu ad twice
It's a bold strategy, PDD. Let's see if it pays off.

>e-trade ad
Does anyone use e-trade?

Workaholism is real. Last weekend I spent doing a coding challenge for an upcoming interview next week. Usually I'm working on personal projects after my 1st job ends. I'm hoping the interview will turn into a 2nd job. But I don't think I can keep running my brain like this. Long COVID got the upper hand. Whenever I try to think too much, I get brain fog, and it sticks. Headache right on the forehead. I'm not vaccinated, but long COVID is real. I'm on Magnesium, Natto-K, Zinc, C, etc. The only thing that helps is sleep. Sleep and not thinking too hard.

This weekend I did nothing but browse imageboards, drink soup, and fap. Save me, Anons. I want to go back to being running my mind 24/7.

>>57576180
Is there any study on the projected max market cap from those companies? Like I have absolutely no idea how big tesla can get since they already are bigger than any other company of their industry ever was, same for Microsoft and Apple.

>>57576127
The game was rigged from the start.

>>57576251
I had a company stock plan in it so it's what I use. At some point I'm going to move to interactive brokers.

>>57576251
Me. Its not bad. Aside; Watching WarGames (1983). Main dude's a clueless nitwit. Main girl is hot and uh just fucking shows up at his house wearing form hugging jogging top and he's just clueless as to the fact she's into him. Dude's dad just fucking lets her in, no questions asked. Christ I miss the 80s. 90's weren't bad either.

>>57576330
I don't think it was like the artistic depictions.

R8 my plays this week all expiring this week
>CSCO 53c
>AMAT 225c
>DKNG 45c
>COIN 135p
>ANET 300c

What happens when you short sell a stock? I know in crypto futures windows the process is streamlined and you get a calculator telling you what your collateral is predicted to do and where it gets liquidated. How is that handled on these piece of shit regulated stock exchanges? I'm scared if the position goes out of money the boomers would call me saying I own 5 billion dollars because they can't make good software

Anons, i´ve been digging into Interdigital which is set to have it´s earnings by the end of the week. What should i fear in investing in a company that is: 1,50% held by insiders; 94,98% institutional buyers; the remainer 3,52% is free float?

>>57576349
Fuck... that is literally my sister-in-law and brother.

>>57576348
You have unlimited risk shorting futures just like shorting stocks. You did know this right?

>>57576361
Who is going to buy the stock if it reports good earnings?
Who is going to buy it if it dumps
Think critically here

any leaf bros around? if my TFSA is maxed and its entirely invested, how do I get money out of it without having to sell the securities and go over the contribution limit? hypothetically speaking

Is there any reason why most people don't buy Costco? Munger was extremely confident on it to the point he told his grandkids to just hold it forever after his death.

Bros, I don't know if I did enough studying at the local temple for my 66 tomorrow

>>57576368
Your broker will still margin call / liquidate you. It's their risk management they're ensuring, not yours.

CRWD ad. Undertakeranon wins again.

>>57576368
Is the margin associated with your stock broker your fucking life in stocks? In crypto all you get is a margin account, put like $10 in there and if your account gets liquidated you only lose however much you put in the margin account and nobody calls you or cares. Crypto futures is predictable with what happens to your money when you go short, what happens when you lose will be obvious there.

>>57576371
My thought process is buying it with the expectation that they will keep delivering good results until the end of the year, which would drive the price up. They seem to consistently beat market expectations, and they operate in plenty of markets. Still, I have to look into their financials though, but if they delivered by the end of the year I don´t why not just keep them.

>>57576383
Check the P/E. It's now a Chinese/international growth story.

>>57576330
Just FYI partially through filming of Wargames the film had to get a new director. First thing he did was refilm the scene of them together in the bedroom to be even hornier. Then he brough her character back for act 3, she wasn’t supposed to be there

>>57576395
>much you put in the margin account and nobody calls you or cares.
With stocks you get like 3x purchasing power on margin so you can absolutely lose way more than you put in.

To answer your original question I do this by buying a ~50% OTM call so if the stock explodes for some random reason my loses are capped.

>>57576372
wat do u even mean?
just transfer directly to another broker instead of selling, or you wont get that contribution room back until 2025 of you withdraw. im waiting for my free iphone15 right now from wealthsimple for transferring 100k+

i have like 30k contribution room left after the new room this year, if i hypothetically withdrew all 170k right now i can still only contribute 30k this year until 2025 when that 170k is added back to my room

>>57576371
Heh, fuck it. I´ve been told that companies that pay dividends don´t really know how to expand anyfurther, Also have my doubts about companies that are mostly held by these sorts of institutions that might not really understand the business they acquired. Gonna just keep looking for something that doesn´t pay dividends instead.

Garbage SNAP ad.

Also Temu's been advertised like 3 times now. PDD is gonna moon.

>>57576386
YOU GOT THIS BROTHER!!!

>>57576349
I’m exiting my all my calls because that looks like my list. God speed

oil trannies, i aint feeling it i dont have the courage to buy VET or BTE or any other oil/gas ticker yet

>>57576451
Then buy UEC. Japan will need their product soon. Huge expansion going on over there right now

>>57576451
I'm questioning whether it is even worth buying into oil companies if you didn't before the war pump. I was expecting the SPR replenish to cause a big spike due to price gouging the govt but they don't seem intent to ever refill it. It seems like the gains to be had have passed and buying now is buying late.

>futures

START THE FUCKING MUSIC SHOW

Narrative bros... the bad guys are winning.

>>57576479
there was always a bull case even without war
the problem is there's a fine line between value trap and undervalued

with enough share buybacks, you can turn anything into a 2x while staying the same market cap, DDS (basically just Sears for southern USA) being the most successful example right now combined with a tight float

they are printing tax but politically they are also fucked like EU's windfall tax screwing over some companies

Christ it's gonna be sweet when/if WBD ever starts punting out a divvy again as they did in the golden days of yore before T owned them. Aside; this is what it was going for the day before the T merger happened.

new nvda top signal just dropped

>>57576522
This nigga usher sweet as a sugar plum

>>57576536
Lol of course they are, there are no good guys.

>>57576556
actually i was just at a relatives birthday party and one of my aunts was asking me something about AI and elon musk if it was real i didnt quite understand tbqh what the question was

i worry for my AI dashcams stock so i trimmed like 8% (8K shares) of my position, tho tbqh that was more so i'd have a nice round number of 100k shares in my tfsa

Kelce is losing and that is great. Makes me optimistic for this week financially speaking ofcourse.

Turn down the what, yeeeeah

>>57576561
Lots of kneegrows on my TV

I don't care about niggerball.

>>57576580
I hope they are smoking menthols

bear market when?

>>57576586
MY guess is the nba is blacker, but as EU i don't watch either

>>57576580
Might I direct your attention to my quality shit post >>>/sp/138859311

>>57576610
AMD

>>57576610
so who won?

>>57576556

>>57576586
Fair enough, but you do business with some of the companies that are advertising.

when’s the google layoff scheduled?
this brown-handed betting website had apparently correctly predicted the amazon layoff

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdm8LItAHs

>>57576667
>kalshi.com
What it this shit? Looks like you can bet on anything?

>>57576104
that's a cute Chie

Yet ANOTHER Temu ad. PDD will be up 5% tomorrow.

Im financially bored and cant stomach buying over valued stocks,
Landlord or Concrete contractor? im in the position to do either or both

>>57576586
Me neither. /smg/ has too many normalfaggots.

Lattice semiconductor
Lattice semiconductor
Lattice semiconductor
Lattice semiconductor?
>lattice semiconductor
LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC LSCC $LSCC

>>57576749
Concrete. Government spending will only accelerate, landlord risk is that people will turn into deadbeats.

>>57576800
Why's it been shit in the past couple months? What's their deal?

>>57576800
Holy fuck I didn't even realize they were public.

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57576815
>>57576815

Yall told me to invest and I didn’t. I will be back tomorrow to apologize after seeing how many potential gains I missed out on.

do any of you fags know how to get a balance transfer offer on a credit card that isn't currently offering me one? i've been able to call in and request before but greeting the card rep with a hearty shalom isn't working anymore

>>57576849
I’ve never carried a balance on a card in my entire life.

>>57576834
There is no fucking way these guys don't gap down 30% on ER. They're pulling a PENN and pissing away money on advertising.

>>57576897
Anecdotal evidence, but my megacorp is pushing everyone to run Crowdstrike on our servers.

>>57576802
yeah the squatters rights, eviction moratoriums and shit
lots of shitty customers that want concrete too

>>57576802
If you live in a decent state this isn't a problem.

>>57576943
I live in MN

>>57576876
at a 3% fee its literally free money retard

>>57576962
What? Where do you get 3% interest?

>>57576905
I was just reading more on them.
They have AKAM integration.
They're gonna fucking fly.

AKAM 180c 21/06
CRWD 400c 08/03

I'm gonna dump my CSCO, COIN and DKNG positions first thing in the morning.
>>57576445
you're safe now

>>57576968
at the synagogue
balance transfer

>>57576992
That's a 3% fee on the balance, isn't it? Why would you call it free money?

t. never had cc debt and I think it's a major scam

>>57576974
0 oi and like 40 oi. Idk about those quite yet anon. And no I’m already selling my csco and dkng. Too many people are on those two at least

>>57576624
Damn, I didn't even know there was a sports board. Looks like a bigger shitshow than POL the night of the Putin interview

>>57574462
CONDUCTORS

>>57577004
3% on a loan vs 8% inflation is 5% free money

>>57577010
Those are gonna be my real positions so I probably will wait until AKAM's ER. I expect to pay a good premium though. I'll pick up some CRWD before ER and after though.


I'll probably jump in on AKAM's ER this week with some more play money. I see DKNG and CSCO staying flat. Maybe PENN will surprise it's dogshit expectations and be the DKNG people want for a day.

>>57577012
Idk why my link is broken. I must have mess up the formatting.

>>57577022
is this typically allowed in football? the player can like yell at and accost the coach like that? I dont watch that dumb sport.

>>57574546
>doesn't use dividends to buy rental properties.
>doesn't use dividends to buy existing profitable businesses.
No shit you're not financially secure. Outside of options, the amount of leverage you get in the stock market is laughable. You're never going to be secure unless someone is working for you to either pay rent or as an employee.
For context, I have 3 rental properties that return greater than 100% cash on cash, and a take home ROI >20%, PLUS depreciation and principal payback.
Meanwhile if I left that same cash in the stock market, I would get ~8% and 0 money in my pocket.

I just realized I don't know of any young investor who went from a literal who to billionaire that is younger than 50

Who is the best stock/etf picker that is not an elder?

>>57577025
but it's not a yearly rate? it's you increase your balance 3% immediately, and then if you don't pay monthly you'll have to pay the APR which is usually over 20% I think.

Or are you saying you will transfer into a new card that has a 0% APR for a year or something like that? If so that's pretty based, tell me about it.

>>57577058
No obviously it isn't that's why he's a meme now and everyone has to say something about it. Fuck I hate sports so much.

>>57576687
>What it this shit?
totally random stuff that some brown hand on FAANG social media posted

>Looks like you can bet on anything?
yeah, and there’d obviously be insider trading baked in just like anything else, right?

>>57577082
I didn't know until you posted this that Bill Hwang was 60

>>57577082
Depends on how you define a literal who, cause anyone who is a billionaire had millionaire parents.

>>57577087
its a balance trasnfer nigger its a one time 3% fee with 12-18 months to repay. If you don't repay by the expiry then you get the high apr charge. I have 20-30k in balance transfers at any given moment. Just paid 26k off before the expiry date and usually they let me do another one right away but no luck this time. Gonna wait for my credit score to come back up and open a new card with an intro offer.
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/list-of-0-apr-credit-card-offers/
Even better be self-employed and use business credit cards to do it also. Business cards don't affect your personal credit so you can double dip.

>>57577117
I see my nigger. I didn't know about the repay time. It makes sense then, but not sure it's worth harming your credit for it.

>>57577117
Hey quick question, whats your age and net worth?

>>57577107
By literal who I mean someone whose family didn't already had tens of millions of dollars. 1 million is wealthy but hardly a big player and turning it into one billion in 20 years or less is really impressive.

>>57577144
36 1.2 mil hbu?

>>57577156
I’m not jewish.

Nvda to 1k this week

>>57577089
>Fuck I hate sports so much
same anon.

>>57577166
me neither but while you were studying college indoctrination i was building a business and studying the talmud. get gud noob

>>57577117
>Business cards don't affect your personal credit so you can double dip.
Don't you get huge tax liabilities from this?

>>57577175
tough but fair

Kek my state passed the sports betting law last year. Under the law 95% of the revenue the state gets from that gets dumped directly into the state pension fund. Which therefore benefits uh me. Aka; post retirement my pension will come to me like crack till I die (then my wife will get a cut for x years afterward assuming she outlives me and all; which hey who knows right?)

>>57577179
no why would i? its a loan. spend it on business equipment and reap the write offs

>>57577175
Working on it. But I won’t do any cringe strategies like holding and transferring credit card debt. Thats just trashy. My parents were poor people who did that. Aint lowering myself to that level ever.

>>57577144
Bepis

>>57577197
Oh I see, I thought you meant you paid off your other card with it.

>>57577207
balance transfer straight to a checking account. It's buying cash for 3%

>>57577199
its free money nigger only stupid people are poor

Noooooooooo overtime aaaaaaaah

>>57577217
I’m not poor and you are essentially getting a loan in the most nigger fashion imaginable. It’s actually insulting to jews for me to call you a jew, nah you a nigger.

>>57577246
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>>57577243
its literally the cheapest low risk money possible
I'm doing another 20k balance transfer to cash and going to spend it all on blow and hookers in south america have fun being a boglehead

>>57577243
If a card company is letting you pull 10's of thousands at a rate cheaper than a heloc with no collateral it seems alright really.

>>57577264
I really have a hard time believing this would work reliably, but maybe I just don't dare try such a thing. Did you already pull this off successfully? Can you post some screenshots about it?

>>57577269
>>57577264
Honorary africans

>>57575230
I'm short the VIX

>>57574476
vaxxed

>>57575500
Just like the Mrs. Takenaka phenomenon