/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57565140
I know that feel

mfw never acknowledged that day

>>57565140
>tfw your mom is my valentine

>>57565140
I treat it as a corporate holiday and get candy on discount prices the day after to enjoy. I havent celebrated it in years and wouldnt care to even if I got a gf. its just a holiday made up by corporations to rob you of your money on marked up products

>tfw 2 valentines
i'll give them both the same chocolate and rose

>>57565140

Valentines are for women. A corporate holiday designed to boost spending during the darkest two-month period of the fiscal year.

>>57565140
tfw the only valentines card i've ever got was a fake one

I had a girl in middle school send me a valentine card with candy. She was ugly, no more than a 5, but her sister was smoking hot with nice tits. She asked me what I thought of her sister and told her she looked ugly. The ugly munchkin never approached me again.

>>57565140
>tfw no valentine

>tfw no valentine

I’m smoking weed, playing video games, saving money, getting rich.

Women not even once bros.

we have eachother

i've never had a valentine in my entire life

>>57565140
>tfw gf of 1year broke up 6 weeks ago
>now heartbroken and alone on valentines day
I want to be a virgin again

>>57568450
jej

>>57565140
i had a valentine some years ago, she died a couple days before the holiday
i understand it's mostly a fake holiday but it still gets my feels going for that reason, financially speaking
it's a difficult time of the year, my fellow anons

>>57565140
i have autism so this is not surprising. people on biz probably have autism too which may explain why you are drawn to numbers.

Valentines is unironically a bad investment. You missed a bullet there. The things men would do for women... man, I would rather not.

>>57568422
btc going to hit 100k+ this year and i will finally get a gf...

>tfw when no Vaseline

>>57565140
>tfw asked out a girl on hinge and all she gave me was her duolingo

>>57565140
who cares

>tfw too busy fighting trannys to date

>>57565140
I no longer give a flying fuck and am glad I didn't get trapped with a baby. Imagine reproducing in this satanic planet that will burn in hell

>>57569312
ive been ghosted by hundreds of girls in my lifetime, u'll get used to it kid.

>>57568450
>I want to be a virgin again
unfortunately you can't kek

>>57565140
>tfw receding hairline

>>57565140
Lucky moneybags McGee gloating about his freedom. This is about money and business not dames! Give me a stock tip or get lost pal.

>>57569359
you've been ghosted cos you ghost too.. karma

>>57565140
i completely forgot about it until now, fuck you anon for reminding me that im an unlovable piece of shit

>>57567971
the only card i've ever gotten was from a 5 year old girl (i was a teenager back then so calm the fuck down) it felt kinda nice

>>57569431
>>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid
>>she invites me to come over for drinks
>>talk about the dating apps and what i'm saying to get laid
>>start talking about various sex topics
>>stands up to show me her thigh gap with leggings on at one point
>>stay for 4 hours
>>leave
>i missed a chance didn't i

>>57569445
reminds me of the time when i was in middle school, me and a female friend were in gym class and she grabed my hand and put it on her chest and she told me to feel her heart beat and i just said "yeah". what did she mean by that?

>>57569312
what the FUCK IS THAT PICREL

>>57569531
Eternity with waifu. It's called love commie

>>57569531
You don't really wanna know anon
Not really.

>>57569393
oh fk youre right......

>>57569329
imagine if you had a son that was already 5 years old, you would love that dude like you wouldn't believe. never in a 100 years would you say it would have been better if he wasn't born. you would also have great motivation to work. you would feel better about yourself

>>57570899
>you would love that dude like you wouldn't believe
I genuinely don't think that ape part of my brain would activate if it's even there anymore (pretty sure years of hell gave me brain damage). I mean I would bite the bullet more and jews would have me by the balls, but I'd mostly wage hard out of a sense of responsibility, not love. I'd also maximize their genetic potential, but again out of a sense of duty, not love