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Lmao can you imagine the giga dump that will ensue if he turns out to be telling the truth? Like BTC will hit single digit in a single day levels of dump.

>>57562528
BTC crowd seems slow in the head in fact entire crypto world seems to lack integrity and brain cells

>>57562516
>And I already did in front of Gavin
>Gavin says I downloaded Electrum but he's lying
>I say he downloaded it and hash checked it against the published hash that Electrum say they don't publish
>But they do, I know Electrum website better than they do
>I would sign again but I don't have the keys anymore
>Tulip trust a bonded courier
>But then I got hacked with a WiFi pineapple and the hackers have the keys
>Surprisingly, the hackers haven't moved any of my Bitcoin because they knew I didn't have a copy of the private key anywhere
>Prove I'm Satoshi? Sure here are documents from 2008
>What? Those documents are forgeries?
>Yes I knew that, I didn't mention it because sometime its hard to explain things. I'm better with code than words
>Who forged them? That's an easy one
>nChain, CAH, Ira, a tall guy from Mossad and someone from the CIA
>They all took my original documents and messed with the metadata to make it look like those documents were made years later, round about the time I coincidentally was preparing documents for this very trial
>They must have known my lawyers would select those files are reliance documents, but Madden would find the metadata that points to forgery
>I'm Satoshi because here is my thesis from 2006-7, it doesn't show any sign of hacking (thanks Ira) and mentions computing
>Bitcoin (core) is basically a computer system so that proves I'm Satoshi
Did I miss anything?

>>57562528
No, it wont.
Gbtc dumped 100's of thousands of btc into markets over course of several weeks, was absorbed and rebounded totally.
If the satoshi coins are on the market, they will be absorbed and recovered in due time, a few months at most.
It literally changes nothing.
This assumes that the devs would even comply and hardcode access(they wont) and that miners and nodes would comply(they wont).
The only way this goes to craig is when he moves them. He cant, this is obvious.

>>57562614
watching BSVers and BTCers cope in the same thread is a good start to the weekend

>>57562612
imagine holding bsv, fuckin hell...

>>57562528
even if wright was satoshi nakamoto, which he very clearly isn't, but imagine for a second he was. why would that affect BTC price in any meaningful way? he'd have 0 control over it either way.

>>57562528
Do you really think a literal faggot could have hold his fingers still from billions? Its laughable even thinking about him being anything from a fraudster

this got to the point that even if he is satoshi no one would care and price would not even move in fact bsv would dump even more because no one gives a fuck about shitoshi this is not 2017

>>57562782
Thats exactly why I said it would dump. A giga fraudster in control of millions of btc will cause insane panic. The reason it hasnt dumped is because literally no one in this world believes him.

>>57562629
Explain faggot.
BTC is bigger than satoshi now. Thats what all you faggots fail to understand.

>>57562528
Can you imagine the giga dump that will ensue when I turn out to be Satoshi? Because at this point thats more likely. I even knew about bitcoin in 2012, so earlier than faketoshi, and I'm just some random dude on BIZ. Maybe I should fork bitcoin lmaooo

>>57562612
>a tall guy from Mossad
WE NEED TO FIND TALL GUY
HES THE KEY TO IT ALL

>>57564214
Until it's not....

>>57562612
>They all took my original documents and messed with the metadata to make it look like those documents were made years later, round about the time I coincidentally was preparing documents for this very trial

>>57562516
Something that can never happen. He can say he'll do that, but can never do it.

1ce9

>>57564452
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>>57564457
1ce9

>>57562516
>I, Craig Wright, will sign..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iOzHoxsor4

>>57562612
>Did I miss anything?
The printed BTC whitepaper with coffee stains and burn marks to make it look old like a pirate treasure map.

>>57564429
That means literally nothing. You're making zero sense, like a woman trying to argue.

>>57562708
Satoshi's wallets hold millions of BTC, a not small percentage of BTC's market cap. If someone moved only 1 sat, everyone owning BTC must ask themselves what happens if he market dumped.

>>57562516
the genesis block was not signed you fucking retard!

it just has a quote from a newspaper embedded as text.

>>57562528
>if he turns out to be telling the truth?

that would be a first.

>>57565037
I knew without a doubt he was Satoshi when he produced that document.

>>57565345
There is no market dump retard.
What exchange would even allow a fraction of a million market dump?
Answer:none

>>57564449
This looks fake too desu

Go Craig

>>57562516
hahaahaahahahahaah

>>57565037
Oh God someone post the treasure map. My fucking sides

>>57566042
yeah
I wonder which whiteboard users with a penchant for forgery could have uncovered this massive conspiracy against bsv?

>>57562516
Craig's bizarre mental issues with compulsive lying have basically sunk any possibility of BSV ever being taken seriously, if I was a baggie I would be pissed

>i have the keys to the genesis wallet, i know it has 100 btc in it that I've never moved at all but that's just cause I don't want to move them is all

has he signed, YET?
eh? EH?

>>57562516
if kabloshi signs bitfuck is going to literally zero

>>57569655
on the plus side, History teaches us you should probably be more worried about a super-extinction event or ayylmao invasion than this fat cunt achieving anything he's ever previously promised

>>57562528
It's impossible but it would be great. The suffering would be legendary, even in hell

in the fantasy event that he actually did, bsv baggies would be in for a shock when it doesn't change a single thing about bitcoin or its trajectory now the community has entirely rejected anything wright has said or done.
the insane guy in the corner, keys or not, has already failed to gain the trust or respect of anyone in this market, and already released and licensed open source technology can't be retroactively patented either.

>>57570039
>hah, why doesnt he just sign?
>nothing will change anyway
total cope

>>57566179
Get a life jingles

>>57570168
you lost, i won. what am i coping about? something that's going to happen any day now? suddenly a magic document or event that makes losers like you rich overnight?

you've been outplayed by everyone. feminine minds like yours are so easily captured by manlets like wright you're still clinging to a world that never even existed.

>>57562528
everyone who thinks there is more than an 0.01% chance he is satoshi is clearly braindead and should troon out already.

satoshi!

>>57570651
The only question remaining is what will Judge Mellor do about the lies / fraud? Will Mellor pass a recommendation to the Solicitor General to investigate? If so Creg wouldn't get arrested, he'd be a free man until a summons were issued (contempt of court False Swearing, 2 years max). The best case is Mellor does nothing, a complaint of perjury (7 years max) is made to the Metropolitan Police, who CAN make an arrest and then Creg would be bailed. Second scenario much more likely to result in significant gaol time, AND Creg can't skip the country while the investigation is ongoing

>>57565037
>>57565037
>The printed BTC whitepaper with coffee stains and burn marks to make it look old like a pirate treasure map.

oh hit someone please post this if they have it. ive never seen it.
i need it for a good laugh.

>>57565345
The genesis Satoshi wallet has 1.1 million btc, about 5% of the circulating supply. Not multiple millions.

>>57572135
>>57565037
>>57566115
I grabbed this off Warosu m8 enjoy

>>57572207
thanks anon.
it needs more rusty staples. and maybe a few wine glass stains.

lol i just read a related article that talks about how all of his alleged "vintage original papers" are funnily enough, all printed on pristine stock A4 copy paper/printer paper

>>57572100
It's actually Perverting the Course of Justice (for handing in forged evidence), max sentence Life. Usual is about 4 years, but prison is almost always mandatory. Then there's perjury on top (for swearing his forgeries are true/talkin shit in general) - 7 max as you say, again 4 wouldn't be unusual. Whilst it would bue unusual for criminal charges like these to arise from a civil trial, creg certainly qualifies as unusual. See:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/20550144/who-jeffrey-archer-prison/amp/
- Archer was a Tory MP and literal Lord who got 4 years for presenting a forged diary - he's also an author - in a (civil) libel case. Which would be a relative nothingburger on the scale of creg, the one-abbo forgery factory.
creg can face up to 20 Perversion charges and one Perjury every time he lies in Court. Which has been basically every time his lips move, so a lot, so far. He's off the fucking scale - as his own lawyer noted 'I don't think my client knows what he is doing ..'
For bonus ball, creg (as non UK citizen) also gets deported upon release. Back into the welcoming arms of the ATO, who still wish to question him about fraudulent tax claims involving the invention of Supercomputers, etc. Boris Becker is a good example of non-Bong removal here - and people liked Boris, he was Bongs favourite Wimbledon commentator.
tldr, hes screwed, already

>>57564451
This.

>>57562516
Craig is too loud and too aggressive of a person to be Satoshi
Satoshi sounded humble in his posts
>>57565345
Sale of 1million BTC would hit the BTC price but not destroy it completely

>>57573344
What he's like and isn't like is irrelevant though. What matters is the simple facts he wants everyone to believe he's Satoshi yet has never signed and will never be able to, and that if he was Satoshi he wouldn't feel the need to fake shit over and over again.

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>>57564449
>longterm
>make CA look stupid
Hey its working

CSW was right. Check out dots in BitCoin WP.

>>57572678
Thanks anon, I had completely missed the perverting the course of justice angle. And good call on Jeffrey Archer precedent. My main point though was, IF Mellor passes a recommendation to the Solicitor General for contempt of court false swearing, it's unlikely the police / CPS will be interested in the perjury charge, even though that carries more time. Possibly the same with perverting the course of justice? Idk. But I'm hoping you're right and he gets a royal ass fucking, legally speaking

>>57573526
You state that he would be facing perverting the course of justice charges if he was lying. Doesn’t the fact that he is still willing to give evidence under cross examination in his court case show that he just be telling the truth?

No one who was lying about this would go to court over it. It would be too dangerous for them. Therefore, CSW must be satoshi.

>>57573524
Of course he is right.

>>57573526
Mellors an engineer and nobodies fool, an exact and professional guy who don't appreciate sloppiness. And cregs bullshit is nothing if not sloppy. You need to consider the course of the trial so far - he already allowed COPA to bring the forgery accusations, on obvious grounds. And there's no point in that, unless you are prepared to follow through and pass these onto the CPS where justified - so much for the 'IF..'
As to whether or not the CPS then prosecutes creg - I can only say, 'if not here, then when?'
>>57573987
>No one who was lying about this would go to court over it. It would be too dangerous for them. Therefore, CSW must be satoshi.
the fallacy here lies in assuming creg is not a retarded congenital bullshitter. All evidence however, points to the contrary.

>>57573987
You, the BSV baggies and Craig cultists, keep engaging in endless mental gymnastics. Meanwhile not a single Sat of Satoshi's coins have been ever been touched by Craig.

>>57574293
No no no Mellor doesn't pass anything to the CPS. He can only make recommendations to the Law Officers aka Solicitor General, and then only for contempt of court false swearing. If he does that, then a complaint of perjury by the general public (me) is highly unlikely to get picked up, as the CPS will consider the perjury has been addressed by the contempt of court false swearing proceedings in a type of double jeopardy rule. It's complex to say the least

>>57574293
Pic very much related, source https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-law-officers-approach-to-contempt-of-court-referrals

>>57562528
no I can't imagine it because there is no way he is Satoshi, it's all so stupid and tiresome.

>>57574566
i am not gonna lie i can't even imagine a world where he is not satoshi it's just so absurd it's like thinking that the earth is flat or something it's all just so incredibly stupid and tiresome

>>57565345
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, nothing you said is true. Go read.

>>57574410
>>57574427
technically CPS are Law Officers, of which SG is second only to AG. Its complicated because contempt can be civil and criminal - CPS cant initiate a civil contempt charge - but I'm not so sure about Perverting.. charge procedure desu
>It's complex
agreed :)
as rabbithole, I think we can agree to agree that the Judge would recommend charges should be brought, regardless semantic technical description for who is then actually responsible for bring these - who are all, as said, Law Officers anyway.

>>57574601
this guy thinks he's some kind of genius he's actually just an idiot doesn't he know that 4chan is a cesspool of degeneracy and i am a honey badger who literally doesn't care i have a huge cock and i don't even need to prove it believe me bro

>>57574627
There we have common ground :)

>>57562612
>noooooo, our intelligence agencies would never fuck with Satoshi like that and try to discredit him

>>57572207
It even has an uppercase 'C' in BitCoin lol

>>57562516
he need mental help

>>57574756
That's him overwriting Bitcoin with BitCoin because there's some 2013 (or so ) messages where he calls it Bit Coin and he wanted to try and cover that fumble

>>57572207
>no cum stains
Very disappointed

>>57562528
Already priced in.

>>57562528
>can you imagine
you can only imagine lol

>>57564449
this is probably the most embarrassing image from the bsv troupe
you're pretending to be greggles ?
talmudic

>>57572207
this one is just fucking hilarious

>>57575163
what are you talkign about, those papers are stained with craigtoshies own blood sweat and tears

This guy is an endless source of entertainment. It would be the final kino cherry on top if he did sign as a closing argument after all this insanity.

>>57562516
schizoposting straight outta beoble

>>57575305
Jingles made that whiteboard up.