/biz/ - Business & Finance

My HELFY risotto took a ton of work to make and was... just alright

bloody monday incoming?

what do i do after the bullrun? i want to get good dividends
let's say i end up with 150k

This has to be the top right? Were not gonna go to 5100,5200 etc.right?

>>57559181
I closed most of my aggressive long positions on Thursday. I think this week will be green but it will be risky.

>>57559190
wait for people to start screaming again and then buy something

>>57559181
good morning? what timezone you are, japan?

so taylor is currently in tokyo now playing 4 days in a row in dome, 3,5h gigs each. country show turned surrendly a strip tease show it was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cUuYFeiU4

>>57559190
XOM

>>57559209
What are your positions?

>>57559242
i slowly sell into the rally. we will have a correction in the spring obviously

>>57559259
What are you selling?
I've been buying insurance companies.

>>57559181
Yummy

>>57559162
The idea is stupid. They send you the ingredients and you have to do all the work. Factor75 is just superior than HelloFresh they should close that division and focus on Factor.

>>57559181
Tastes like honey, cute, and funny

>>57559267
nasdaq and spy. stocks like amd, nvdia etc. will obviously have horrendous flash crash at some point among other techs

First for fuck chinks and their social credit score shit.
RTX

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>57559290
Holding those to begin with was pretty ballsy. I'm sure you made a lot of money.

Suspended indefinitely with no pay from my job today. What are some things you like to do when you're feeling sad?

>>57559276
And they charge you essentially $30 per meal for the ingredients, instructions, and s&H

>>57559315
If you have a friend, go on a bender together
If you don't have a friend, chain-smoke cigarettes
If you aren't a smoker, play chess

>>57559315
Rob my boss when he pulls up to work.
LLY makes some pretty good knockout juice.
F makes a reliable van that can fit you, 2 of your coworkers, and your boss with room for extra's like rope, cloth bags, a gas can and matches, and two extra changes of clothes for all involved.

>>57559328
If your girl sucks at cooking, and she can cook with that shit, let her until she learns. It's worth the lessons and shutting up about the cost.

>>57559152
ALL IN DKNG CALLS
50c 2/16

>>57559315
How did you manage that? I usually just stare at the wall until I go to sleep. Now I stare at the wall and think of all the trades I missed.

>>57559342
Kek that's about the only use now that you mention it.

>>57559342
I don't have a girl anymore
I have to cook for myself

>>57559358
Now you need a Factor75 giftcard, and this saga needs to continue. There are many of us following your experience HELFY anon.

>>57559309
oh, but i did not have longs in individual stocks pretty much at all into this rally. missed dem rockets. only indecies like sp and now futures contracts longs or leveraged etfs

>HOORAY HOORAH HOORAY HOORAH HOORAY HOORAAAAAAAAAH! YOU THINK I'M STUPID? STAY OUT OF MY WAAAAY! YOU THINK I'M STUPID?

https://youtu.be/1H1TL0jD1vw?t=95

>>57559358
If you look at it like a very expensive cooking class, and you use the skills to cook for someone later, it will help cover the costs in addition to you just eating it. It is a reasonable question if you shouldn't just get a cook book from the library, take pics of the recipes, and go shopping to meet a nice lady at the supermarket on Wednesday or Saturday night.

>>57559267
Did you buy any Cigna shares bro?

New Wendover video, this one on Boeing ($BA)
https://youtu.be/URoVKPVDKPU

>>57559406
gay

>>57559469
I mean sure but the Chester's vocals are something to appreciate.

https://youtu.be/i9euUYBygww?t=141

>>57559193
the HELL we aren't
biden hasn't won a second term yet

Rip the anon that had S&P puts and needed S&P sub 5k by today.

Im thinking of taking profits on my AI/tech soon. I think we are actually now approaching bubble of insane levels. Arm at 100billion on 3 billion of revenue? starting to get crazy now.

>>57559512
>starting to get crazy now.
It's all subjective. I'd consider ARM a bubble at $20B some would at $10B etc... No one knows how big it's going to get, but in retrospect selling would have been the right move.

>>57559527
ill probably just halve my holdings and see what happens. or maybe take out 25%. not like i would know where to even put desu. not like there are a ton of cheap deals anyway.

>>57559552
start selling puts

I do business with some of these companies?

>>57559332
Drinking and smoking don't seem all that appealing, but yeah I'm looking for something along those lines. A way to cope with being a failure.
>>57559334
>>57559353
I got in trouble with hr.
My boss wants me to stick around.

>>57559332
>chain-smoke cigarettes

>>57559315
Fucking and trucking and getting high works for me.

>>57559552
>where to even put desu. not like there are a ton of cheap deals anyway.
let it sit and collect interest somewhere until you find something cheap.

>>57559315
i like jerking off

>>57559558
not a bad idea actually.
>>57559574
yeah could do that.

>>57559582
Me too brother. Which hand do you prefer? Mine is the right, even though im left-handed, I like looking other people in the eyes when I give them an easy smile and a firm handshake.

Does nobody on this board play options.?

Seriously you fucking homos are arguing over uranium and natty g

Meanwhile COIN and DKNG are on the line this week with 120% IV

>>57559152
Check

>>57559652
Tuesday... All will be decided Tuesday....

>>57559193
We will hit 7000 before the next crash.

>>57559304
HII and BWXT will be on the frontlines against the Chinese menace. And tell me those charts aren't superior.

>>57559643
Options are for risk management companies to make a killing hedging positions for their clients. I recently started helping the risk management team where I work and it is nuts how free the money is. The client hardly sees the cost either. No more gambling for me.

>>57559573
J-Jesus?!

>>57559652
>>57559659
>tfw Burger Kings future will be decided on Tuesday
That basically *IS* everything to anyone with $3, and no taste buds.

>>57559652
it will be so good for the first time in years to not be holding OXY during earnings

>>57559701
>tfw
>no image
uhm, whoops

>>57559343
That seems a tad aggressive. Are you sure you don't want 40c's so you can stay in the game if they're less than spectacular?

>>57559467
For me it's Jet Lag. They're keeping the spirit of The Amazing Race alive.

>Short legacy TV like GTN and NXST I guess

>>57559719
>GeN aI sLoTs!11!!111
Guaranteed 25% pump

So now the S&P has breached 5000. During the 2020 epic crash it fell to a puny 2300-2400. So if you rolled in during the "gift" event you'd be sitting on over double your investment. By just doing nothing at all except let it work.(Those who rolled into Oil stocks when you know the cost of oil was shockingly negative made out even better). What is the lesson to be learned here?. Simple; when epic dumps happen you roll in a mega load of green and let it work.

>>57559643
Anon, in /smg/ shorthand, longing or shorting a ticker is assumed to be calls or puts. Only if an anon explicitly mentions shares are they dealing in shares.

>>57559734
And what's the play during our current Dot Com Bubble 2.0 setup?

>>57559745
short everything

>>57559719
Literally guaranteed 30% UP AH

>>57559306
>stockmarketfunding.com
What happened to this guy? Why doesn't he still have his website?

>>57559745
Well again history kinda gives a clue on that. During the last one things took a massive dump. I'd still invest but I'd also keep a cash pile standing at the ready to strike when the "gift" happens again.

>>57559758
Invest in what? When are you 100% invested? 50%? 0%?

Personally I'm taking Ubers and selling the moment a driver says "Nvidia".

>>57559734
Even if every precedent tells you to buy the dip it's still psychologically hard
2020 didn't count, it was a fake dip like 1987

>>57559745
Easy, you must first be 150% up already, and went it falls to make you only 100% up you sell. When it falls even further by a considerable amount you buy back in.

I've been trying out various strategies for the past 32 days of trading. My broker, which operates as a cash account, limits me to buying only every 2 days. Here's how my journey compares to the S&P 500. It's been quite a shift starting to keep a trading journal.

>>57559786
Are you just starting to trade for the first time? What strategies are you using?

>>57559786
Is that with sells? You've got to factor in taxation into your fains if you aren't holding long term.

>>57559795
I am self-taught. I have learned Python and download daily data for all available stocks on my broker. I consider stocks with the highest volatility and volume of the day, and the next day, I look for entry points using Bollinger Bands and RSI. My strategy is to achieve at least 1% every 2 days.

>>57559812
You're right, but I'm planning how to evade those taxes. I don't live in America in case you are wandering.

>>57559209
I am an ameriburger.
>>57559201
i hopped off the tech hype train last week. Made like 35k in 6 months, can't complain too much
>>57559269
Tummy
>>57559288
I've never tasted it but maybe someday when I'm rich enough...

>>57559833
I forgot to mention that I don't hold positions for more than 30 minutes.

Fucking Gookfu wished me a happy new year from gookland and I forgot gooks have a different calendar again.

Where's the guy who posted the link to the Wendover video about Boeing? The comment section on that video is exactly like every other 737 video, it's completely fucking bizarre. Hundreds of comments all in lockstep saying the exact same shit along the lines of "Boeing puts profit over safety! Buy Airbus!" Literally a botfarm and it's been this way since the MAX crashes.

>>57559940
do they use the mayan calendar still?

To do the Wall Street Shuffle
Let your money hustle
Bet you'd sell your mother
You can buy another

You buy and sell
You wheel and deal
But you're living on instinct
You get a tip
You follow it
And you make a big killing

>>57559992
It's a lunar calendar, remember blood moon poster, well this is new year for her. I'm that fucking guy.

>doomp it
man i gotta stop looking at my ai dashcams
i trimmed at 63 cents, saw it go up to 73 cents with no intentions of selling more, and now it dumped back down i feel like shit

i really should stop looking until i actually want to trim more shares, time to hibernate like a pussy

the anon below this post is a HAMSTER pretending to be a human

I think we should invest in niggers and Mexicans through Chinese intermediaries while voting for policies prohibiting the expansion of western civilization. This is why we must forget about everything we learned from the Tucker Carlson Vladimir putin interview and just continue to support endless wars in the sand box that drain lots of money and go no where.

>>57559734
I did all of the above. ETFs, oil, and dividend stocks.

>>57559745
Wait for the correction and you and all your niggas roll in heavy.

>>57559969
We used to put wackos like you in the looney bin.

>>57560038
>I think we should invest in niggers and Mexicans through Chinese intermediaries while voting for policies prohibiting the expansion of western civilization. This is why we must forget about everything we learned from the Tucker Carlson Vladimir putin interview and just continue to support endless wars in the sand box that drain lots of money and go no where.

>>57560014
Happy Year of the Golden Jujube Water Pig Dragon

If you haven’t been making money in the Chinese markets the past two weeks then you are missing out on the latest once in a lifetime opportunity to make generational wealth.

>>57560014
>remember blood moon poster
You didn't let the blood moon heem your portfolio, did you anon?

>>57560068
Thank you

>>57560081
I don't even know. I feel emotionally I should resign and just buy a private island to let everyone fuck lolis on but that in itself is a full time job because the girls grow up and you need to find new lolis....

>>57560073
I think this might be true.

>>57560099
i want to find a loli who becomes a forever wife and die while she's still reasonably hot (40s) and leave her with 9 figs so she never needs another man

>>57559833
>My strategy is to achieve at least 1% every 2 days.
Have you tried making 1% every day? That would be like 250% per year which isn't too shabby.

>>57560060
If you dont mind me asking, what did you learn from the putin Tucker interview?

>>57560099
Um... Alright

>>57560059
I've extensively studied the two MAX crashes. In the most mundane possible way, I just know so much more about them than the average person. The way that people line up on every video just to regurgitate the most ignorant mainstream nonsense is absolutely uncanny, to the point that I really do think there's a foreign-sponsored commenting campaign going back to 2018. There's even a common thread of calling for people to "sell Boeing stock!" or "buy Boeing puts!" which makes it feel even more obvious.

>>57560138
It compounds way higher than that retard. What you do is get 10% everyday and if you fail you kill yourself.

>>57560138
double your money daily for like 30 years then retire with almost all of the money that exists on earth to your name.

>>57560163
I did too, I found the two nigger pilots responsible and case should be closed.

>>57560138
That would be my goal if my broker allowed it.

should i apply to nvidia, their office is close to me

Redpill me on LLAP, is it about to go HOLO?

>>57559358
CME needs a woman futures contract to hedge against dating volatility.

>>57560184
I didn't know you were an aviation enthusiast as well as a terrible trader

>>57560165
what happens if you fail on day one?
Like 99% of /smg/ would
More importantly who would read your shitposts then with everyone dead

I fucking hate the stock market

>>57559152
SPY 500? Is this the new floor?

>>57560163
Fair enough. As a counter argument, however, I believe Boeing is bad or unsafe. I've only partially read the stories on CNBC and what anons say here, but its possible thats the popular consensus. Its possible some comments are bots that just repeat back what is already popular to get likes and engagement. Comments saying buy puts have a good chance of being sponsored by foreign interests. Its not certain, but likely for those imo.

>>57560270
Fuck you. I hope you get frozen into a block of ice and then shatter into thousands of pieces.

>>57560293
>I believe Boeing is bad or unsafe
Y tho? Literally hundreds, maybe thousands, of Boeing planes flying 24/7 without major incident. It's statistically absurd to consider one major aircraft manufacturer less safe than the others

>>57560270
>I fucking hate the stock market
I wish there was still floor trading. I think I would have thrived

What do you lads thing of IDCC?

>>57560236
It has $2 billion in government contracts. Lockheed martin owns 30% of the stock but says no current plans to buy out. It’s based in Boca Ratan, Florida aka the capital of Jewish Floridisrael. They manufacture military satellites. There is a growing need for such military satellites, and currently the deficit in manufacturing capacity is expected not to grow fast enough to match growing demand. They used to manufacture gay little cube sats but stopped, most of the complaints you see online are from staff who left when they became 100% focused in military industrial projects

The bad: the CEO is a fucking Trekkie. LLAP stands for live long and prosper. He is trying to also invest in robotics, which is a huge money pit. He really thinks he is going to found the united federation of planets with this company. Personally I love star trek and hopes he succeeds like Musk did, but I fully expect such a pie in the sky person to fail. But the P/E ratio is like 1 and they have guaranteed income plus an actual paying client base. The fundamentals are there. In my opinion the likely worst case scenario is a lockheed martin buyout. That being said I could loose all the money I invested into this trekkie meme stock, im prepared for that. I wanted a gamble and this is it. They went public right before a huge crash and I believe their initial valuation to be mostly correct.

>>57560254
>terrible trader
>multi-milionare
Yeah I should be a billionaire by now I'm a fucking failure.

>>57559596
reason I like puts over just interest is that you set the price to re-enter just in case there's a dip to slurp, then you collect premium, and you collect interest

>sold everything
>long commodities in foreign market
>BTO spy/meme stock puts
>if wrong on sunday on long futures
FUCK hodlers
FUCK mumu
FUCK bobo
I TRADE. pic related my giant cock laid bare infront of wallstreet

>>57560267
You're never going to make it with that kind of thinking. You might as well not even try.

What am I supposed to do with my accumulated money? I lost sight of why I was accumulating so long ago. The numbers seem very made up at this point.

Every day I shill LLAP for free. You will be begging to buy my bags on March 27th after the earnings report.

>>57560317
Well an entire door coming off a plane is a pretty bad story. It means whatever system is in place for manufacturing and preventitive maintenance has holes in it. Planes being in good enough shape, rely on people making $60k a year. Logically, yes its super unlikely they are more dangerous than other planes, but I've had multiple flights for the past month, and with the story of Boeings getting grounded and all the storms going on, I've been very nervous flying and even more so on a Boeing.

>>57559306
kino

>>57560099
>you need to find
>you
That can easily be outsourced

>>57560385
Be the eccentric millionaire you always wanted to be

>>57560329
Looks pretty good.

>>57560385
Depends on how big the numbers are. Six figure hell, seven figure purgatory, and eight figure prison each have different motivations.

>>57560163
The Boeing thing weirds me out too. Also there's practically no credit spread with their bonds last I checked.

>>57560385
>What am I supposed to do with my accumulated money?
I spent $30 on a beer battered fish fry and ginger ale at the bar and reviewed my trades for the week.

>>57560392
>>57560493
Quite low volume, huh? Is this another SKYT situation...? I remember you guys shilling SKYT, and that didn't really pan out.

>>57560392
I will investigate your company.

I did investigate your company. It’s alive on a shoestring enabled by payments from its one major customer who can barely make payments. It’s a minor sub to LMT on a SDA contract. It had some minor DoD technology demonstrator contracts that went nowhere. It’s facing delisting. It’s looking for a buyer (desperation play to stay in business). Reddit faggots are wishcasting gains by speculating about shit like which CEO is in which city this week.

It might or might not turn a small profit on a buyout. High risk, low reward. Too much dumb money involved. Too likely to get fleeced. Will not buy.

>>57560392
I will spend $12 on your scam, but I'm setting a limit order

>>57560426
IMO the deterioration of ATC is a bigger issue.
Someone said not to buy Boeing a year ago because they were worried about rednecks being able to buy surface to air missiles at a discount. I thought that was fucking retarded but the ATC thing is a legitimate issue for airlines and by extension airliner manufacturers so I said they were "accidentally right."

>>57560480
I wish I had a raunchy big tittied slut who would procure lolis for me to fuck and massage my feet with her tits.

>>57560631
idk. She was a reddit moderator. I don't think I could stand socializing with one of those.

>>57560549
I've always preferred cooking for myself. I already get good ingredients and there's diminishing returns on the upper echelon of quality. I guess I dirnk expensive alcohol but I probably need to stop doing that.
>>57560534 >>57560508
So you come up with a target amount to satisfy some goal? What're you earning all this money for? I never really had a great reason apart from the fear of not having it.

>>57560631
Don't we all?

>>57560638
Well, I don’t want that particular one. She’s 62 and in prison. Just one like her, you know?

>>57560654
You have free time, so you can take a job or not, volunteer or not, travel or not.

You can also look at charity or helping your friends and family.

Can anyone locate these metrics in a chart going back to 1920s? Best I could find was back to 1980s

>>57560667
Excuse me, sir. This isn’t reddit.

>>57560607
Fair assessment but I’ll keep holding these bags.

>>57560677
That post is meant to be read as a complement to my previous one.

>AI generated burgers
Is this the top?

>>57560683
I don't like the lady sitting next to her. I don't know who she is but I really don't like her.

>>57560687
>Bug burger
Even the AI is in on Klaus's racket

>>57560654
I cook during the week and then get slop takeout or go to a restaurant on a Fri or Saturday. Might try the prime rib special tomorrow at the local watering hole

>>57560687
this is just the beginning

>>57560392
Based LLAP short squeezer. The company actually delivers a good product, fuck the haters.

>>57560687
>AI generated burgers
Sounds like calls on QSR, to me.

>>57560622
Very good point. The number of near accidents is a lot higher than you'd think. On top of that there are women pilots. I hope we build bullet trains soon.

>>57560671
looks bullish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFwRxIoUsM

>>57560719
I’m never letting go. I’ll watch this company declare bankruptcy first.

>>57560744
You mean in the short-term?

>>57560362
>FUCK mumu
>FUCK bobo
crab claws typed this post

>>57560362
Based

You fucking losers use AI to make your frog memes
What ever happened to investing your own time and making your own frogs BY HAND

>>57560787
I’m not an artist, never will be. AI represents a huge expansion in my capability. Buy $NVDA and $SMCI cuz this revolution is just starting. Soon I’ll just need one photo of YOUR MOM to have a copy of her as a digital sex slave.

>>57560787
AI is going to replace the frog makers. Sorry boomer, should've l2c.

>>57560334
>LLAP stands for live long and prosper
well shit if i'm gonna lose $ I might as well lose it on something neat like this.

>>57560787
It's always fun to see you're rough gimp drawing circulating. I don't think there's a good image model that can replicate bad gimp/photoshop yet actually.

>>57560764
AI permanent productivity increase inflation down jobs market extremely strong economy booming if anything goes bad they will turn the Mega Magic Money Maker on bro very concentrated stock market = very cheap line go up just DCA bro should i buy NVDA or META yeah i bought two investment properties with PPP loans im gonna airbnb em

yeah it'll go up faster n faster circa mr nikkei in the 80s just because it's the funniest thing that could happen before globally everyone gets their shit pushed in right before the biggest election season ever, leaving all politicians with egg on face

new ATH means no overhead resistance, fuck it. if i actually had money left after trying to CALL ZE TOP like a retard the past 2 years i'd be long but not leveraged, waiting to get short with gusto

>>57560904
First of all, I use Paint.NET
Second, I didn't make the original Apu image, I just give him different foods/drinks
Third, I'm pretty sure with some clever prompting you could get it to render bad drawing
Anyway, I think I'll wake up early tomorrow to go buy some doughnuts

>>57560874
I’m not sure why investors are so bearish on this one. They are cash positive, sit on $70 million in cash reserves despite their small size, and are delivering product to a growing customer base. I really do believe this low valuation was a result of poor timing going public literally as the market crashed.

>>57560927
Sorry I overuse the "hypothetical you." I meant it's fun to see memes I drew myself and I'm sure other people feel the same way.

>>57560787
>>57560814
I wish I had a twelve pack of cold Monsters to drink one after the other.

>>57560671
3 month bonds haven't been around that long.

>>57560945
>I meant it's fun to see memes I drew myself and I'm sure other people feel the same way.
Yeah it's the only thing that keeps me from kms really

>>57560927
>not using mspaint

>>57560671
3 month goes back to 1934
https://www.ustreasuryyieldcurve.com/b/1Eo0UH

>>57560990
I would, but I need layering and transparency to make shitty memes to my standards

I should have went long tech instead of trying to short tech

I like dividends because I get value out of a stock that isn't entirely dependent on market sentiment. Don't see the big deal with the tax drag either. You're getting hit with the same LTCG you get when you eventually sell your shares, you don't save on taxes by not getting dividends you just get taxed later

>>57559969
>>57560059
>>57560163
>>57560184
>>57560293
Pic related, hard proof that Wendover is paying for fake engagement. Holy shit I knew I wasn't insane. Fuck this shit. How can YouTube even allow accounts like this to exist? The profile says $5.60 for 1000 views and the video is at nearly a quarter millions views after 7 hours, how interesting.

>>57559969
I posted it, but didn't look at comments. Most often I have them disabled so I don't read what all the retards have to say

>>57560184
Based

>>57561117
The dialectic is all that matters. Stop worrying about morons, you'll feel better.

When the 12 month moving average for the unemployment rate starts to curve up, recession follows.

>>57561117
ive no love for the way youtube shovels shit into peoples face based on meaningless engagement metrics so i respect him for shitting on it.

>>57561132
There is no true dialectic when an unknown amount of "engagement" is just completely fake bullshit

>>57560236
>>57560334
>>57560392
>>57560719
I've missed my LLAP bros :)
If you'ce been posting I haven't been around in time to see it.
Last few days have been pretty good and I have way more shares than I intended to buy thanks to the dips. My average is lower and on the horizon. I'll be a happy degenerate when we sail past it.

>>57561139
Intredasting...

>futures

>>57561139
According this chart, the recession should be starting right about now. I guess they'll backdate it in six months.

ive been dividendmaxxing for like a year now

>>57560362
based and cockpilled
>>57561139
imo it's precariously stable right now but again this accounts for part time job fuckery. once it hits 4% shit will hit the fan.

>>57561253
>part time job fuckery.
Supposedly a lot of tech workers also got 6 months of pay as part of their severance package. I definitely didn't get that but some of my friends who haven't gotten laid off are expecting it and people on HN keep talking about it.

Miyamoto Musashi should be in charge of the fed. Imagine where rates would be by now...

>>57560654
Do you not have any dreams or aspirations? Hobby’s? When I make it I’m going to dedicate more time to art endeavors

>Ctrl+F "china"
>0 results
It's over.

are there any free websites where i can find old intraday charts of stocks? like what some company's line looked like on feburary 10, 2020 for example?

>>57561580
>I’m going to dedicate more time to art endeavors
Go buy a ukulele and start today? Why wait? Every day your neuroplasticity deteriorates and it gets harder.
You've got all weekend, ukuleles are cheap, vcvrack is free. Women will tell you to wait until you're old, music comes from you though and there's no one to wait for.

What's going on with these paranoid "chang"-haters here? Two threads prior to this somebody was again calling somebody Chang and ranting etc. I also was called that but several threads prior to that. Are asians buckbreaking americans? lol
The guy who was called chang replied he was EU. And I'm also EU.

>>57561592
>Le China
I'm Waiting for Canada to pop.

>>57561600
>"chang"-haters
That sounds to me like some kind of US propaganda. I haven't seen it thought desu.

>>57559152
I'm leaving the rally next week to capitalize on my 12% gain over 4 months I'll buy back in march after the feds talk

>>57561597
Sorry by art I meant drawing/painting and I have been drawing but painting is impossible because of my living situation. But you make a good point on not waiting, I’ll look into drawing tablets.

>>57561639
I've only sketched, my mom paints. I think you should do what you can and buy paint. Go out to the hills and paint the cows. Don't wait, there's no good reason to wait for art IMO.

>>57561639
Draw cute little girls and post the catboxes here

>>57559162
>>57559276
im 40% HELFY

>>57559264
And the English are really French.

>>57561652
I’ll do what I can anon! I do really appreciate the positivity
>>57561659
I’ll draw Chie this weekend it will be atrocious but it’s step 1

>>57561607

>>57559211
>>57559232

>>57561639
>painting is impossible because of my living situation
Nah. You can use watercolor and acrylics anywhere. Watercolor gets expensive because of the paper. Acrylics are easy, cheap, water soluble, no solvents, no stained sinks.

>>57561580
I guess not? The GFC happened when I was in high school so my only aspiration was to get a decent paying job. I didn't think about what to do after that. I'm more like an NPC that I thought before now.

>>57561734
The boomers are uncomfortable with China. The young people know the US isn't really a country anymore. This pretty much completely describes the dynamic.

Ended up making 1030 dollars on cloudflare, pretty nice gains, good call /smg/ :)

AI is in a bubble worse than tech in 2000

>>57562034
based

>>57560993
We're almost at a historical low
And mumoids are still euphoric kek

only 28 percent of NYCB's deposits are unsecured compared to 80-90 for the regionals that did fail so RIP whoever shorted it

>>57559512
ARM is a precursor. It's a softbank pump and dump (only 10% float) and it'll come crashing down. Start worrying when you see more of that

>Gazprom to ship 42.3 mcm of gas to Europe via Ukraine on Saturday

What a fake and gay war. And I don't say that in the sense of
>non-happening
I mean this in the sense of people dying in the front while in the background a lot of things run as usual, meaning money trumps all AGAIN.

>same evergrande fud 2 freaking years later
cmon bobos this is just lazy

havent checked yesterday yet.

this is perfect meh attitude towards market. no gambling addiction risk. hope i can keep it.

if you play for longer moves and get in "early" after making a move up the short term volatility doesnt matter. so less nerves too.

>>57562034
true but it will have an similar uprise afterwards too

>>57562095
When did Burry bet on a crash or predicted it and when did it happen? If you google it it seems in 2005 he started saying something about the US housing market.

No, you can't say "a broken clock is right twice" here. In this case he specifically pointed out a reason for the crash and it happened. It just took longer.

I don't have enough ZIM yet.
I WILL go to 90% of my portfolio in ZIM.

>SPX 5000
We made it...

>>57562149
You're appealing to very low IQ people. Most mumoids are not smart enough to separate the broken clock thing from someone who is right but early.

>>57559181
Bull signal.
I'd unironically put a metal rod through your head you fucking nonce

>>57562155
BaSeD

smci is up 120% in a month

https://github.com/SJTU-IPADS/PowerInfer

>About
>High-speed Large Language Model Serving on PCs with Consumer-grade GPUs

kek nvideo baggies

>>57560362

>>57560958
>I wish I had a twelve pack of cold Monsters to drink one after the other.
...

>>57561702
>im 40% HELFY
My condolences.

>>57562084
>Gazprom to ship 42.3 mcm of gas to Europe via Ukraine on Saturday
Lmfao. My electricity prices have almost doubled since they cut of Russian gas. Fucking imbeciles realized what the fuck they did.

>>57562392
i bought 2 days ago

>>57562403
blame germans ditching nuclear energy for electricity prices

>>57559152
American think tank just said China is over. It's over, chinabros...

I am simultaneously of the opinion NVIDIA and related companies are in a bubble and need a 30% dump back to a lower level before they are "fairly" valued, while also being bullish on Skywater (ticker: SKYT) as an undervalued, entirely US based AI semiconductor rapefactory.

NVDA will be making 80 B per year after doubling its earnings in the next 6 months and anons be like "muh bubble"

>>57562601
All funded by tech advertising dollars and US government debt.
>*pop*

>>57562661
and paid for by the salty tears of bobos

>>57562146
So what you're saying is that there will be a second bubble after the first one pops.

>>57562541
Its over. China is going to 0. SP500 10k EoM

>>57562784
Sold all my chink shares you're right China won't exist by Monday.

>>57562793
Thanks for selling me the bottom fren

>>57562814
WTF? I thought you were bearish China? You lied to me!

If there was a way to trade Asian pussy I would go long with 10x leverage

Fuck Disney!

>>57562771
dunno but ai will make market go up.

from 02 bottom market went up 140% in the next 4 years

To the anon that got suspended from his job, please come back and tell us what autistic behavior of yours caused this. I remember another anon that ended up getting fired live while posting for jacking off at work or something.

>>57562894
>it went up back then, so surely it will go up this time

>>57562942
are you saying ai is a meme long term???

line always go up

Yawn another week, month, year, decade, lifetime of perpetual gains for my Total Market Vanguard ETF. When is the next Bear so I may buy my cheapies?

>>57562959
Line will go to zero.

Got put on a PIP… kinda don’t give a shit though, what to do from here?

>3,99% held by insiders
>64,79% held by institutions

How do I find out how many are held by Pelosi´s husband?

>>57563016
Go pay him a visit and ask anon

You guys realize that the market is going up straighter and faster than ever before in the last 10 years despite QT, even faster than after Corona with GIGA QE.

Mark my words, AI will turn out to be a nothingburger in a couple years. Useful for some applications in which it increases productivity, but nothing close to current market expectations. Investment will die down and stocks will crash.

>>57562990
Tenma is mumu
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1707575295387459.webm

Is AT&T going out of business?

>>57563099
>AI will turn out to be a nothingburger in a couple years.
No shit. People are just deluded, the market will eventually bring them back to reality.

>>57563105
They rolled back the restrictions on AI not being used for military purposes. AI is definitely sticking around as we repeat the events scene for scene from the movie Terminator.

>>57563099
>AI will turn out to be a nothingburger in a couple years

>>57563104
No they will announce AI phones and the magnificent 7 will become the homoerotic 8.

>>57563104
They will once elon makes starlink phones.

>>57563013
You will get fired. Do everything to help everyone around you and on different teams. Make fake attempts to do things to help your own boss or half ass the things you do but give over the top reports. The goal is to drag your pip as long as possible while making other teammates think you are the best person ever. Then when you are terminated all of those people you have helped will see the company as soulless and not seeing your true value. The goal is demoralizing the rest of the company and having them check out or leave because you have red pilled them.

Start looking for a new job and quit if you can before you get fired, so you don’t have to say you were fired on a future application

>>57563123
True.

>>57563142
Barely any companies follow up with previous employers anymore. I've been lying on my resume for 10 years. If you go into most interviews with confidence the resume ends up just being the ice breaker and nothing more.

>>57563099
Not a chance. there will be a pullback i think. there is a ton of hype right now but its going to keep getting investments and growing. this stuff isnt simply chatgpt and prompting. despite what all the normies are fixating on.

>>57563142
>so you don’t have to say you were fired on a future application
A lot of companies won't say they fired you they'll just report your pay at the end and the start and end dates of the period you worked.

>>57563099
whenever you idiots say nothingburger that's pretty much a guarantee that shit's gonna get real

>>57563059
Yeah when you print a fuck ton of money and send inflation wild it tends to make prices higher by nature.

If a company is worth $100 and some wild 10% inflation occurs. The company having changed absolutely nothing is now worth $110. That's what's happening with markets.

It's not a bubble it's the market beginning to adjust to the actual value of the dollar based on inflation over the last 4 years.

>>57563321
>It's not a bubble it's the market beginning to adjust to the actual value of the dollar based on inflation over the last 4 years.
If that's the case then why is the average price to earnings ratio of the S&P500 going through the roof?

>>57563321
We are literally not even at all time highs yet when considering the real inflation numbers that the government is hiding from us.

Boys, cobra ended his dry spell this weekend. WAGMI TWUMD

AI's impact on the economy will be no greater than the fax machine's

How much of my available paycheck should I put towards my 7% loan with 10k remaining, and how much should I put towards the stock market? I've been on the sidelines the last year as I acquaint to my new job and pay off bad debt (not the 7% one) and it's really irked me to miss this golden bull.

>>57563361
Oh God, I'll have to look up his video. I can only imagine how smug that boglim is right now. I can't believe some woman would sleep with him, he's fucking disgusting.

>>57563370
You should put 100% of your disposable income into paying off a small loan of only $10k. Like why even have that debt hanging around? Its so small

>>57563379

>My trolls are just mad because they need pussy
>I told you patiently waiting six years would work toons
This is how imagine it's going to go.
She has nudes out there somewhere but I'm not brave enough to find them.

Do people who invest in picked stocks properly research them? I used to read the earnings reports and stuff but it was too much work so I went all in on QQQ.

>>57563370
>How much of my available paycheck should I put towards my 7% loan with 10k remaining
As much as you can. 1k a month will have it paid off by the end of the year. Hopefully you have 6mo of savings and roth ira maxxed out

In some parts of the U.S a puny single hash brown from MCD's costs $3.00. That should tell you all you need to know of the state of things. (Along with the $7.00 fries). By the time your an old fucker in his 70s the former McChicken that cost $1.00 (pre-covid) will cost $10.00. The big boy Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese will cost $20.00 (burger alone).

>>57563370
>>57563410
Seven percent isn't too bad, I wouldn't kill myself trying to pay it off asap. Why do you have 10 loan in the first place?

>>57563370
>7% loan with 10k remaining
all of it dummy. only time you can be slow about paying off a loan is if its rate is below 3%. then its much more ideal to invest and pay it off slower.

>>57559152
Imma eat some omaha steaks my grandma got me for christmas.

>>57563418
>Do people who invest in picked stocks properly research them?
i dont. i just look at the companys website a little and get a "feel" for it by looking at the chart and reading some news on it. Been successful so far. My crwd is up 70%, my meta up 50%, msft up 30% and nvda up 60%.

but my sofi up 3% and my nee was heemed.

>>57563436
that's just stupid, more = better hurr, typical american mindset

>>57563414
She's a fucking psychopath. I hope she sticks around so we get some quality meltdown material. Wouldn't be surprised if cobes ends up getting blackout drunk and smacking her or something. Cobes jail saga coming in nicely toobz.

>>57563444
Maybe I just don't have what it takes for that. I had NVDA, MSFT, META and others and I sold either at a loss or a slight profit because I couldn't handle the risk.

>>57563456
>slight profit because I couldn't handle the risk.
imo there isnt really a lot of risk with big companies. but yeah there are risky things out there. nvda msft and meta are fine. just avoid big companies with debt, bad growth and boring products with low margin. that basically avoids most issues. those are pretty easy to research.

>>57563436
Based butter burger poster making yuropoors seethe every single time.

>>57563367
I always thought that original quote was retarded, because the fax machine itself revolutionized communications right before the internet became massively available and contributed a fuckload to the economic growth of the 1980s and into the 1990s.

>>57563465
The magnificent seven are pretty volatile plus tech is in a bubble, so even if the companies are good they're going to drop bigly at some point (probably after the election). OTOH QQQ will drop at the same time for the same reason so maybe it's just diworsifying.

>>57563449
Hey look it's your mother.

>>57563418
Nope I just go off feelings and exposure to OIL. On that note I am mad as hell I didn’t invest in ZIM when I knew i should’ve

>>57563500
you really saved this trash on your computer because you think it's funny when you post a disgusting literal amerilard hog that will die in 10 years

>>57563510
In america hotdogs come in bags sweaty not cans.

>>57563510
That's not an American you brainlet

>>57563521
shut up stupid american

Sigh I started out 2024 feeling good. Credit card debt had been knocked down to just puny 1500 left. Then life decided to toss a fucking wrench or two at me again. Vet bill and other things the debt has ballooned out to uh 5700. Which isn't horrible but still. This is only February. 10 months left in the year. How many other fucking wrench's are left I wonder. But on a bright spot I'm getting another pay hike come July so I can beef up the card payments.

>>57563522
Are fat people are based unlike yours

Which stocks do you think still has a lot of upside stiil Nvidia or smci?

I finnaly did my math, and I say NVDA by 1500 at then end of Q1/25.

>>57563557
AMD

>>57563557
I believe they are both completely overvalued but if you must invest I would go with NVDA and use goldman sack’s price target as a metric

>>57559734
that's why I literally plowed over $200,000 into the market between March and April 2020

Fresh
>>57563580
>>57563580
>>57563580