/biz/ - Business & Finance

kys thread splitting faggot

TOTAL
BOBO
ANNIHILATION

kill yourself OP

>The White House on Friday touted the U.S. government's plan to spend $11 billion on semiconductor-related research and development and said it was launching the $5 billion National Semiconductor Technology Center.

Never bet against America

>>57556163
Post link to the sub 300 post smg then

No Bobo! We'll need you someday! Just hold on. Have you considered job placement services? Retraining?

QLD
TQQQ

This is probably the last /smg/.

>>57556163
can't split the thread when the other isnt a real thread

Yeah I'm thinking we're back.

This volume isn't doing it for me. It's thin. Soft. Light.

this is insanity

SNAP stock

>thread splitting again.
Fuck this, I'm done for the weekend and going out for a drink.

>>57556172
>>57556163

>>>/pol/458082730

top signal, /pol/ is discussing how big nvidia is

>Market all time high
>Economy unstoppable
>Jobs for everyone even need immigrants to fill vacancies
>China dead and dying
>Trump heading to prison
>Inflation beaten
>Unprecedented pay raises

Fuck Bros I'm riding with Biden again I guess

>>57556206
is that headline actually true?

The smartest thing you could have done at any day for the past month was ape in at the all time high.

4987 EOD

Guys I need some funds/cash crisis that will crush the stock market just for a short time to unloads my bags.
What are the chances of it happening this month?

>>57556206
>more retards will buy
We're just getting started.

>>57556222
prob.
looks like marketwatch or yahoo finance idk

>>57556206
Especially because /pol/ is nothing but glowies so some glowie was probably hired by Nancy pelosi to help dump.her NVDA bags

>>57556215
>T. A retard

>>57556222
Yes, if you want big dick returns just invest in China. China has a very large population and the BRICS nations doing business with the Yuan will give it more and more strength in the coming decades. Buying China today would be the equivalent of investing in the USA in the 1930s prior to WW2.

>>57556235
if this is the blowoff top then you have a few weeks at most

Literally nothing that bears have ever said would happen because of bond yields has ever happened. Like for over three years. Pitiful.

>>57556215
Your Public Union jobs need to be a transfer list to executioners roll call. You take 43 paid days away from your desk from day one. That's 2 MONTHS of not doing your job, from the moment you start working.

You deserve a fucking hanging, you deserve your skin to be the only attachment your head has to your body as you're dragged behind horses. You deserve to be put on a table and strangled by your own intestines.

You want MORE of my blood and sweat?

ASO shorts.

Who is still buying stocks?

who looks at a market that has risen 50% in the last 6 months and says to themselves "yup, now is the time to buy"

who the fuck are these people? the market is broken

>>57556239
>>57556252
>blowoff top!!!
>Pelosi is gonna dump her bags!!!!!
Man it's like you guys pull these retarded lines out every 6 months and then get mogged again

Bears, you lied to me. I’m down 10% ytd

>>57556260
>>57556242
Damn looks like we definitely cruising into a easy Biden victory again.

>>57556268
Big Money is who has been pushing it back up ever since they bought their own dip in October 2022. Now we're in the phase where retail finds out and piles in.

>>57556268
People smarter than you.

>>57556272
Nice try glowie. Now tell pelosi to show us her old woman tits.

EVEN
NATGAS
IS
GOING
UP

>>57556231
speak english and maybe someone will respond

how long does this last? what if this is the bait pump before the big dump in march?

>>57556206
Okay so I went in there and it was just a bunch of people calling each other jews in a circle while swearing they denounce the talmud. I didn't know you could have lower quality conversations than we have here.

>>57556272
yeah fair, but the balance of probabilities are moving towards us and away from you all the time.
this *is* building towards a blowoff top and you're trying to time the top like the fucking retard you are.
and it will end like every other time someone tried that.

>>57556268
this is still a nothingburger compared to the dotcom bubble and it lasted two years. the nasdaq went +200%. just know when to start selling.

>>57556268
market is up 12%

>>57556260
if you got rid of the 2 months paid leave, you'd have to fire 15% of the work force because they wouldn't be needed to do the work of the people who are on vacation and that would lead to a spike in unemployment and rate cuts.

AEX (netherlands) is growign the SPX. It's all tech as netherlands has ASML and some other shitty tech (Adyen)

Every time reddit bulls begin being in denial about fundamentals and technicals in this thread is when the market has all but topped out. It's like clockwork.

>>57556294
I have a better question for you. What if you're left behind?

>buy literally anything
>watch line go up for a few months
>sell
wow who knew it was this easy

>"two more weeks" posting unironcally

The amount of funds being poured into the debt market, trying to prevent the 10 year yield from finding fair value, is beyond astronomical by now.

>>57556309
We'd cut 15% of DC's budget in 1 move?
How much is our deficit per year?

>>57556268
Do you like money? what is wrong with stock going up?

>>57556296
Im embarrassed I used to go to /pol/ at one point. They are wrong about everything all of the time, and no constructive conversations ever happen there. It's just a bunch of broke NEETs trying to make fun of other people for actually participating in society, and glowies trying to get the said NEETs to shoot up elementary schools

>Folks in this thread actively fighting for shittier working conditions and less paid time off

What a wild time

wtf

>2024
>its still all about mag7 and AI

I'm tired of these overrated companies. We need a shit company fund. The real boys that will make a comeback. Nothing over 5 billy marketcap just good balance sheets, we're gonna make 2024 our year fuck your AItech slop.

>>57556317
if stocks truly only ever go up then it doesn't matter when you buy in

>>57556318
it's a bull market
but there are companies which have collapsed or flatlined recently - SNAP, AAPL, SAVE

Everybody's so busy looking at NVDA that they're missing AMZN's slow and steady gains today. Feels good man.

Bobos, post your best arguments for the market going down soon. Mumus, post your best arguments for the market continuing to go up for a while

>>57556331
it was funny during the elections and HWNDU, after that it turned into 90% glowniggers

>>57556346
consumers are fucked and don't bother with them.

>>57556347
Buy Google while it's under $200, that's where the real money is Strong Bad.

>>57556294
It will all come crashing down HARD FUCKING LANDING when JAYROMEY informs them it will have to be
HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

>>57556350
Biden
Biden

>>57556145
I got righteously heemed yesterday after biden said "long live the king" and then threw natural gas off a cliff to be trampled by wildebeests, but I made it all back plus tip thanks to NVDA and Spy. This has been my greenest day all year

>>57556350
>Bobos, post your best arguments
surely this will go up forever

>>57556346
Still holding my SNAP short position. They recently released some shady shareholder changes. This turd is going sub $10.

>>57556375
NVDA $10000 by eod

>>57556368
turns out $700 was just a psychological barrier, a kind of human autism
once we breached that it's going to keep running up until earnings or the next psychological barrier - $800
at earnings it will probably crash like 30%

>>57556318
Everyone who paid attention to real estate, only now instead of having to pay for yard services you just trade paper back and forth

Bros this colossal pumping is making me nervous as shit. I fear a gigantic crash will escalate around Q2 2024, this is too good to be true.

>>57556359
My man I am way ahead of you, I gots googl AND goog.

Did you guys hear that Steve Jobs owned over 5000 shares of Cigna at the time of his death from AIDS?

>>57556359
SSSHHHHH don't tell everyone. Google is THE sleeper stock. All that data they have from being the biggest search engine. They have the best shot at making the best AI on the market. They develop their own Tensor chips too so they don't even rely on Nvidia for meme AI chips.

load puts at close?

>>57556145
Is PLTR still under fair value?

>NUHVIDIA
WHEN is someone going to tell these tards.

>>57556402
>Buy gay stock
>die of ass cancer
What kind of investment thesis is this?

>>57556337
You say this shit as a DC Public Worker who has no intent to make my life better. You absolutely deserve to be killed on the spot for your constant treason, and your use of Threat of Force to withhold The People from the services we Fund if you don't get "enough" of a pay raise is 100% Pirating and an unlawful disordering of the balance of US authority.

I can't find any Publicly Traded Rope companies, so I'm gonna go with LOW.

I hope you get what you deserve, and I want to be there to watch.

>>57556398
I think the working class can no longer afford housing so instead of saving up for a house we just live with parents and throw everything into the stock market
or that could just be me projecting

>>57556375
mumoids can only cope when you pose this to them.

>>57556409
Shhh, let them dream

>>57556359
Strong bad is some of the most unfunny shit I've ever seen. Had a boss at an old job that used to put those videos on at the end of the day and everyone groaned because we were forced to watch that shit.

>>57556411

He had pancreatic cancer, not prostate cancer.

>>57556434
It was funny when I was 13.

>>57556386
How in the hell are they losing 1.3 BILLION dollars a year?
Like, slap some shit on Linode and Cloudflare. Throw together a frontend in Xcode and OH MY GOD YOU'VE COPIED THE WHOLE COMPANY.
How does this even cost that much?

>>57556434
What the fuck

>>57556434
Your boss is based and you and your coworkers are cringe. I'm sorry but it's just the truth.

Fucking sold All my SOXL calls cause they expire today. Where do I park $130k?

>>57556434
I thought it was kinda funny from what little I saw of it, but that was like 20 years ago.

>>57556181
That adds up to another $16b for SMCI.
>New price target: $740*(1+16/41) = $1028

>>57556430
The dreaming is fine, but fuckin IN, IN, IN, not NUH, NUH, NUH. These same niggers probably say "REE SEE CUPS". They should all be GASSED.

>>57556448
I feel like you probably enjoyed invader zim as well. I bet you were one of those kids.

>>57556406
Always

>>57556386
Whats your timeframe on when theyre going sub $10? By next week or next month?

I bought Tesla puts and didn’t realize I’m on my third pdt of the week. It’s only $600 but I can’t decide if I should sell or not. I’m up $100

>>57556452
SWVXX

>>57556375
I've yet to see a Tyrone or Stacy shill it. Then the generational picotop is in.

>>57556421
So you make minimum wage and are mad at everyone doing better I see

>>57556345
It especially doesn't matter to people who never buy in anyway, because "Now MUST be the top!"

>>57556375
>linear scale
>not inflation adjusted

>>57556475
If it expires today your fucked and have to take the 30 day vacation, if further expiration just hold for tuesday.

>>57556470
No and they're not even similar at all. Zim was edgy while Homestar was surreal. Really weird attempt at a gotcha though, champ.

>>57556386
>This turd is going sub $10.
the question is. when

>>57556474
Probably next month in my opinion. It's going to be a slow bleed because they are effectively a dead company at this point. Now if you'll excuse me, my blue chew is kicking on and I have a sluts with nuts thread calling my name over at /gif/

>>57556227
But the chart on the wall is going up

>>57556402
Undertakeranon, you see this for Cisco?

How do they even employ 10,000 people?

>>57556494
187.5
2/16 puts

I normally like to gamble 50-100 bucks for fun but losing $600 would seriously upset me. What happens if I get flagged?

>>57556486
You literally just told me you were going to make my life better as a poor person, now you openly mock poor people.
It's like you really want us to kill you all.
I agree.
UAL, flying into DC is going to be fastest for most of us.

>>57556512
You haven't seen the writing below it.

>>57556504
>sluts with nuts
Raggot those are men.

>>57556515
>How do they even employ 10,000 people?
they employ 85k people

>>57556517
>UAL, flying into DC is going to be fastest for most of us.
Sorry, that's SAVE

>>57556517
You do realize you have to be 18 to post here right

Apparently back in the 80s and 90s, mass layoffs were a sign of severe distress, a last resort before bankruptcy.
Today they're done to make the stock go up because employees are more liabilities than assets.

>>57556404
GOOG is far too terminally jeeted to ever achieve anything.

You'll wake up one morning and find out PM Rakesh got rid of Search to boost Bard traffic 0.5%.

>>57556532
Well 75,000 now, but that's not the point. They're routers. What the fuck do you need a small city working on them for?

THA
HOUR
SHALL
BE
SOUR
O
U
R

>>57556545
And you don't realize how serious this ought to be in your head.
You don't deny you are a Public Union worker? You mock us while robbing us. And you will get yours, it always comes. And I pray its your children they dash open in front of you.
But that's just me.
KODK, so we can send the pictures of this bitches dead kids to everyone.

>>57556515
Did you know GE used to employ over 300,000 people world wide? They dont anymore of course.

Its time to for the pour hour.

>>57556564
based

>>57556456
Yeah it was par for mid naughts flash era internet along with the lamas and cupcakes and whatever. Now we've got actual content everywhere, you can watch Seinfeld and MIT lectures instead.

>>57556573
I think we're going for 50 days off in the next contract and I may quit if we don't get at least 50 hr

>>57556548
Every single company is infested with jeetcode these days. It's job security for the senior engineers that actually know how to untangle the abominal copypaste monstrosities the jeets shit out every day.

Imagine that every tech company is a window factory and they hire pajeets to work the night shift and smash all the windows for the day shift.

>>57556548
Microsoft is just as jeeted as Google is and somehow they are doing fine. I'm sleeping good holding GOOG.

>>57556404
It's really easy to hit a point where your corpus is *too* big even with just public data.

>>57556558
You ever met a boomer who could work a router?
Layoffs are based though. Glad I held

I've thinking about Applel. They have been losing steam in the last years and even itoodlers are catching up with how their tech barely improves each year. I doubt they will crash any day now, but they no longer have that oomph that impressed normalfags anymore.

>>57556610
Who do you think *invented* routers, son?

>>57556610
>You ever met a boomer who could work a router?
I feel like I should point out that the boomers invented them.

>>57556611
normies on social networks are all over the vision pro

Blessed be God.
Blessed be his holy Name.
Blessed be Jesus Christ, true God and true Man.
Blessed be the name of Jesus.
Blessed be his most Sacred Heart.
Blessed be his most Precious Blood.
Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar.
Blessed be the Holy Spirit, the Paraclete.
Blessed be the great Mother of God, Mary most holy.
Blessed be her holy and Immaculate Conception.
Blessed be her glorious Assumption.
Blessed be the name of Mary, Virgin and Mother.
Blessed be Saint Joseph, her most chaste spouse.
Blessed be God in his angels and in his saints.

>>57556375
I was 1 year early. I've been shorting every day for a year. I will short another year and then another till I achieve victory. I do not care how much I lose. I will be right. The higher this goes the longer I can short without experiencing loss.

>>57556602
Changing OS's is a hell of a lot more trouble than using Bing.com instead of Google.com.

>>57556625
kek

>>57556604
You can never have too much data. If it's too much for their servers to handle in an AI application they can simply limit and curate access.

So now that AMD has cooled off since last earnings, what are your prospects for the company this year? Lisa was phlegmatic about Q1 and Q2 for 2024 promising a ramp up for AI in the second half of the year due to TSMC getting zerg rushed by orders. Are you holding or moving to NVDA?

>>57556647
I have a stake in Microsoft too. Their main money maker is not in OS's anon. I hope you know that...

>>57556625
>>57556621
Yes, in 1975 every single Baby Boomer in existence showed up to the Xerox headquarters to collectively engineer a device that could manage data packets efficiently.
fucking retards on this board I swear

>>57556651
For training obviously. Who fucking cares about inference.

I just bought more shares of LLAP. I’m out of control

>>57556309
>if you got rid of the 2 months paid leave, you'd have to fire 15% of the work force
So we'd have more "work" done at 85% of the price. Our federal budget is routinely ~15% over. I said this yesterday here too, I think. Congress would still spend too much, but we could get closer to actually having a purpose for the people in DC, not just a fucking leech pile of nigger women with 4 babies by 5 daddies.
That's KAOCF, diapers can be made cheaper.

>>57556650
This video is disingenuous.
The kid is obviously left handed.
t. lefthandie

Will INTC ever be $50 again?

>>57556656
If you believe AI and you should buy NVDA. if you believe semi but want less AI hype, you buy AMD. AMD is hardware company while NVDA is AI company.

>>57556690
When the chinks invade Taiwan.

>>57556686
Left handed people are subhuman. AI will eradicate your kind one day.

Predictions for NVDA on Monday open?

>>57556659
Well in 2024 every single MILLENIAL and ZOOMER did show up to BBC HEADQUARTERS to do a little cum gurgling while someone repaired their cars for them because they didn't know they had to keep the OIL changed.

>>57556504
Oh I didnt know it was you. Please, go to gif and stay there.

>>57556686
I guess if lefthanded means not even remotely understanding how the tool works

>>57556658
Right, there's also cloud services (which are more difficult to change than search engines), Office products (which are more difficult to change than search engines), games (which aren't interchangeable at all), and LinkedIn (which, again, is more difficult to change than search engines)

Thanks for the condescending and irrelevant reminder, you point-missing moron.

>>57556674
Good luck getting people to vote for politicians who support policies that would eliminate their jobs. There's a reason the entire public sector is a bunch of poz hole, socialist schlong sucking, faggots. Their jobs depend on it, so they just tolerate all the woke shit to keep power and keep their jobs.

>>57556701
I got hit with a ruler by nuns every school day and came out stronger, more left handed, and more catholic than anyone I know

>>57556564
Called it.

>>57556690
When the dollar collapses.

Why is there no volume today? SPY finally hit $500 on 70% RVOL

>>57556697
buy arm not amd
where does amd go from here? arm is still growing

>>57556703
Up by [the last digit of this post] percent.

>>57556719
>catholic
So did those nuns beat your head in with those rulers or were you just born retarded? Catholics are vile heretics that deserve death for allowing themselves to be led astray.

>>57556707
I'm already back, sorry chud.
>>57556719
Actually pretty based.

>>57556713
Google has cloud services. Google has OSs (Android). Google has Office products (Google Drive).

Don't invest in it if you don't want to but it competes with Microsoft at nearly every business.

>>57556733
Aren't 90% of ARM shares owned by SoftBank?

>>57556737
Good enough

>>57556733
>buy arm not amd
Is arm still a good deal here though? seems like such a smaller company than amd in terms of revenue.
>>57556744
>allowing themselves to be led astray.
>do the same thing for 2000 years
>led astray
Kek protties are brain damaged. go back to simping for israel.

>>57556744
shit take

>>57556733
>where does amd go from here?
is this a serious question?

>>57556744
I cant wait to play a harp in the clouds with god and his angel while looking down and seeing you get raped by the devil for eternity

POWER HALF HOUR PLEASE
I FUCKING NEED IT

>>57556747
80% of Google's revenue is ads.

They have extreme jeet vulnerability. One disgruntled Brahmin and his cadre of H-1B's will consign it to the poobin of history.

>>57556711
Yes, that is a possibility. His brain has trouble making sense of the mechanism if it recognises that his left hand is not the one leading in precision and strength therefore the whole concept becomes alien to him.
Try operating a can opener for left handed persons or write with a left handed pen... or do something requiring precision and strength with your left hand at all and notice how your brain is struggling.
>inb4 i fap with both hands equally well
>>57556701
>AI will eradicate your kind one day.
Possible.

>>57556769
.. mushrooms?

>>57556733
ARM? Don't want to touch them. They have tried server market for years but didn't make. If consumer electronic rebound, maybe there is a chance. Of course everyone are saying they will switch for x86 to ARM, but it is painful to ask companies to optimize code for ARM again with no return.

>LRCX (Lam Research)

>>57556719
>I got hit with a ruler by nuns every school day and came out stronger, more left handed
my dad was a lefty and he said he used to get hit with the ruler too. Were the nuns as mean as he made it sound? I'm catholic and recently received my confirmation sacrament in November after never getting it done as a child.

>>57556714
I'm beyond the point of vote harder. Either the people organize at the expense of these parties if needed, or they organize to march and arrest. But Voting won't do shit, imo. As you noted, when they get to DC, they're protected by the Public Union, and don't dare seriously bite on it. Trump did that, we can see what they're trying against him.
GE, because they still make bulbs and shining light on the nest of pirates in DC is necessary. We'll at least need flashlights.

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-02-09/magnificent-or-marxist-passive-investing-is-back-on-trial

>Generally over history, it’s been a bad idea to buy the biggest stocks by market cap. Almost by definition, all the good news is in their price, and there is nowhere to go but down.
>Perhaps more concerning still, the tech sector has reverted to take an even more extreme share of the overall index than it did in early 2000 as the internet bubble was about to burst.
>Gave points out that the US stock market is now about 70% of world market capitalization, even though its economy is only 17.8% of global gross domestic product.
>Therefore, he says, the markets are implying that “over the next 20 years, less than 20% of the world economy will earn three times more profits than the remaining 70% or so,”
>Or put differently, that US tech firms will be “entrenched global monopolies stretching into perpetuity.”

>>57556670
STOP BUYING WAIT UNTIL MY NEXT PAYCHECK COMES IN AHHHHHH

>>57556802
yea they made me put my hand flat on the desk and whapped it with the skinny side of a yardstick every day

What does IBM do nowadays?

>he's a NO NATGAS NIGGER
UNG position just went green

>>57556812
ouch. that doesnt sound very holy to me

>>57556790
That is refereed to as task loading, but if you're having that much trouble just in the kitchen with 0 stress you're not very capable.

>>57556789
> Be anon
> Ignore billions of dollars worth of revenue in other market segments

>>57556782
>>57556769
>>57556767
LO, YOU SINFUL BAGGOTS. DID CHRIST HIMSELF NOT SAY THE PATH TO HEAVEN IS NARROW? AND YOU THINK THE LARGEST "CHURCH" IN THE WORLD WILL BE THE ONES GETTING IN? YOU ARE DELUDED. YOU ARE PRIDEFUL AND ARROGANT. YOU ARE AS IDOLATROUS AS YOU ARE BLIND. WOE TO YOU. WOE I SAY.

>>57556819
https://www.ibm.com/investor/events/earnings-4q23

>>57556827
Being lefty is gay and satanic. I'm just literally to retarded to use my right hand for anything

>>57556797
Literally every human being on earth carries an ARM chip in their pocket. Complete market penetration

>>57556819
collect patent fee
chiplet is AMD weapon to fight against intel.
https://research.ibm.com/topics/chiplets

>>57556812
so would you write with your right hand after they bopped your left one? or would you just continue using the left?

Where my ADM bros at? We convincingly held that $52 level and are moving back up. I'm in for 200 shares at $51.95, but I'm thinking of adding here.

>Therefore, he says, the markets are implying that “over the next 20 years, less than 20% of the world economy will earn three times more profits than the remaining 70% or so

not my problem, as long as i'm making money I don't care if poors and thirdies live in poverty

>>57556831
Yes, anon, when a company has a $1.8t market cap, billions in revenue become a rounding error.

That's how math works.

>>57556806
I showed up here around 2020 did they gargle FAANG like this as well? Also going up in perpetuity is the dumbest shit.

>>57556806
> bloomberg
will probably only show up in my financial post subscription by Monday, knowing these lazy fucks

>>57556838
good luck for your consumer electronic like xbox. Personally, I would like to pick up TXN rather than ARM if I have to .

>>57556843
kept using left

>>57556849
Hasn't it always pretty much worked like that? People just didn't think of Africans as people before so it seems like things changed.

>>57556845
The fraud investigation wrapping up?

>>57556829
Dude, it's a kid in the video. Of course he is stupid.

>>57556749
>Aren't 90% of ARM shares owned by SoftBank?
Yeah, so?

>>57556767
>Is arm still a good deal here though? seems like such a smaller company than amd in terms of revenue.
Where does AMD go from here vs where can Arm go?
I think the best AMD can hope for is for the status quo to remain as it is. Arm totally dominates several markets (IoT, mobile) and has been getting its fingers into several more (auto, datacentre, laptops). There is a big possibility of them eating more and more of AMD and Intel's lunch. RISC V won't be a serious concern for many years, if ever. So I'd say Arm is both a safer bet (no real competition in its stronghold markets) and a threat to x86.

>>57556845
Buying late Feb

>>57556861
wouldnt they just continuously whack your left hand though?

>>57556811
You have until the March 26th earnings report. Get your gambling money in before then. Bears will have their own money ready on March 27th :)

>>57556670
This is a shit company, as soon as I hit my break even price i'm dumping these bags immediately.
>>57556811
This a pajeet shilled company stay away. All the executives are leaving because the ceo is a fucking moron

>>57556872
>Yeah, so?
So if they dump on you out of nowhere it'll be fast and relentless.

AAAAH STOP SELLING IM GETTING MARGIN CALLED
WHY DID I USE SO MUCH LEVERAGE
GREED
GREED IS GOOD THEY SAID
AAAAAAAAH

>>57556832
> and you think the church which preserves apostolic succession from Peter the Apostle, and the dogma and sacraments, will lead to salvation
Yes.

>>57556866
Haven't heard any new news on it.

>>57556874
Yea it fuckin sucked ass

>>57556878
You should go with LUNR, it's up big which means it's the superior space company.

Wow! This looks like a great investment :)

>>57556883
(I'm a ghost from another time, if it wasn't obvious)

Let's be honest. Bearmarkets are more fun

>>57556466
Damn bro. Now I want one of these and I don’t have any.

>>57556886
Literal heresy made up by con artists.

Now is the time to buy anything but American

>>57556878
you haven't been keeping up with the news the Concerned Investors Group resolved its differences with the CEO.
this is why it's pumping like 15% in two days

>>57556876
yeah, I think it will soar after earnings. LMAO at the faggot shorter in January who was saying 55 cents by june

>NVDA finally broke 720

>>57556894
No i'm never touching a space stock again. They will never be a thing because space is fake and gay

>>57556838
that means no more growth
bearish

>>57556891
thanks for taking that punishment so that I could be free to use my left hand

>>57556899
Right after I posted that I dumped a few spoons of baking cocoa into some peanut butter.

>>57556878
Investors just got an advisory seat on the board this week. Its fine. Don’t worry about it. You should have bought at the dip

>>57556872
>y Arm is both a safer bet (no real competition in its stronghold markets) and a threat to x86.
I agree its a safe bet but outside of hiking their royalty fee what else do they have? i dont actually know. I should go look at their earnings but i dismissed them since i thought theyd really only do well if their chip users do well.
>>57556874
>>57556891
people used to say lefties were demon possessed but in reality its bad writing since you smudge your pencil markings as you write.

>>57556806
>US tech firms will be “entrenched global monopolies stretching into perpetuity.”
This is literally what is happening right now and betting against it is retard tier

>>57556804
What if instead of starting an insurrection we just create another branch of the federal government to determine efficiency of the other parts, and then we can use their data to determine which parts are overworked and we can expand those so that everything balances out equitably? We could even get a contract with Palantir to get help from the AI.

>>57556900
This is our faith. Protestards take the Bible, written by Catholics in the 4th century AD, dissasociate it completely from its context, rip out a few books (like Maccabees and Wisdom of Sirach), and believe they know better
it's literally the first low-IQ revolt against rightful authority, the logical conclusion of which is niggers on our streets and trannies in our universities

Nvidia will hit $1000 by the end of Q1 2024

Attn..
Attn...
NVDA on its own has a higher Mkt Cap than FXI

last push into happy hour, give it to me

the blood moon almost got me but I prayed for the intercession of the blessed mother Mary ever virgin and like clockwork she came through

>>57556797
OK have fun with AMD, the "is Pepsi OK?" of silicon

>>57556907
Good let it pump another 10% so some fool here can buy my bags and I can take that money and buy the bottom on HTZ

........and just like that
MSFT will never be below $420 ever again

>>57556895
Stock goes down before it goes up

>>57556936
Doomers out. End of February at the latest.

>>57556928
>but in reality its bad writing since you smudge your pencil markings as you write
i feel this deep in my soul

>>57556955
sometimes stock goes to 0 because company doesnt make money

>>57556931
Why are you assuming im a protestant simply because Im not catholic? I am a christian, I follow christ. Though Im sure thats very difficult for a retarded papist nigger to understand.

Worth selling out of soxl and tqqq for now?

>>57556963
Here’s the thing though: they do make money

>>57556965
are you orthodox or coptic or something?

>>57556975
Yes take your gains
t. early win taker

>>57556975
And moving into NVDL, yes.

>>57556975
I sold a little bit of my SOXL and TQQQ. Keep selling bit by bit as we go up. I think 45/share for SOXL is a realistic short term target.

>>57556983
keeping 100 in each to buy back in a few weeks, maybe this is the wrong move, maybe not..

>>57556965
> papist
only protestants have this seethe and these infantile words

A threadly reminder that behind every semiconductor stock is an evil mistress that will inevitably destroy your gains

>>57556979
Their legally binding and audited financial statements say otherwise. Do you think you're funny or clever, or did some wannabe Jordan Belfort tell you this garbage over a phone call?

Would you classify exiting the market to be safe and use your gains, "timing the market"?

>>57556941

>>57556998
I assume everyone here is for trade not for investment.

>>57556994
>maybe this is the wrong move, maybe not

*snibs you*

I've seen a lot of AI frogs lately. Can we get one with a SPX 5000 or SPY 500 hat? Preferably standing on the floor of the NYSE.

>>57557016
Yes. Remember, every time you sell you're technically buying dollars and going short everything else.

>most shared article on Bloomberg
the emperor has no clothes, and that's a good thing

>>57556995
based

>>57557022
Scoopsies is still underwater on SOXL for years now because his average is like $75

>>57557004
I have no insider information. Only a good feeling in my gut.

>>57556516
>What happens if I get flagged
You can't daytrade unless you have more than $25k in your account.
>30 day vacation
Our pattern day trading (PDT) policy changed on September 5, 2023. Per FINRA regulation, PDT flags will remain on your account indefinitely, outside of extraordinary circumstances.

https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/pattern-day-trading/

WEEKEND NEWS LEADS TO BLOOD RED OPEN
MOONDAY AFTER NEW MOON

>>57557028
>Preferably standing on the floor of the NYSE.
With one foot on the head of a freshly killed bear

New NVDA Target is dismal only 920

Sold enough of my NVDA calls to cover 70% of my cost basis, leaving me with 60% of my original position.

>>57557028
Yeah hold on give me a bit

>>57557040
wow, what a bunch of kikes

I am thinking May 8th SLV 20c, ITM.. silver is bouncing around its low range and calls are .93 cents.

>>57556930
It's not insurrection when there are lawful charges behind the arrests. You're thinking Asian again.

Rocket Labs just got a renewable splash-down. They got 13 missions this year, one down. I'm in for $50, when do they get to profitable?

>>57556982
I just told you I am a christian. That means I follow christ. I dont need to sample every sect of christianity. I know that the bible is the word of God and is how God speaks to us. Catholics dont read their bible, therefore they do not listen to God.
>>57556995
You are literally projecting.

>>57557057
i never have messed around with the "sell partial positions" strategy im either in or out. simple as

>>57557028
Shit i forgot to take hairy chest out of the prompt. Brb

>>57557065
That one is at least in the top 5 most based ever list.

Any NYSE:CRNC enjoyers in chat?
AI for the car, announced some sweet shit at CES with VW

>>57557087
You're a protestant regardless of whether you identify as one or not.

>>57557040
that may explain why they continue to fill contracts they would have sold or dropped.

I’m a financial genius.

>>57557097
You dont even know what it means to be protestant. Just like you dont know what it means to be christian.

>>57557085
Rocket Lab’s launch capability is directly threaten by the SpaceX Transporter rocket program. I’m not touching RKLB because of this

>>57557030
at this point balkanization would be good for this country.

>>57557104
hehe me too, actually we all are

NVDA is up over 30% in the last month, surely it will dump even on good earnings?

YEAH!! JUST SWAP ACCOUNTS SO I HAVE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS THEN PUMP THE PRICE WHILE I REMAKE THE ORDER. FUCK YOU SCHWAB.

>>57557057
Enjoy the Superb Owl

>>57557088
Its great for your mental health and your portfolio. Covering your cost basis on a high risk position is a good way to prevent yourself from greeding and ending up with nothing.
Always remember: its easier to keep money than to lose it and get it back.

>>57557028

>>57557105
You're literally protesting against the Church itt.

>>57557115
as soon as interest rates drop I will go full 30x leverage bill hwang on NVDA

>>57557118
>Superb Owl
I forgot, this week was Superb Owl Rally
Next week: President's Day Rally

Religion is a mental illness. NAT GAS AND OIL ARE THE TRUE BRINGERS OF LIGHT AND LOVE

>>57557032
i have to say I shared your previous comment >>57556782 with my friends bc I was laughing my ass off
good play sir and let the Lord Jesus Christ be praised

after this week's action it is almost all but certain that I will have a surplus of cash after next Friday once my ITM SPY covered calls get exercised. I'm thinking of entering into a small position of the Mongolian Mining Corporation as one anon suggested. Any other fun tickers you guys recommend?

NVDA chads why are we so much smarter than everyone else?

>>57557028
More

>>57557115
I have no clue but it seems like the delusion has not peaked. My calls I bought 3 days ago were up 80%.

>>57557108
They have different launch facilities available to them each. Rocket's Electron is an 8 million per launch, Falcon is 62million plus. If you're doing small loads, its not alot better to wait for SpaceX, perhaps.

>>57557065
>>57557089
>>57557120
why are they all hairy
frogs are amphibians
amphibians do NOT have hair
this really fucking bothers me

>>57557123
Im not protesting shit, I am TELLING YOU that you are following satanic doctrine. Youre a bunch of ishtar worshipping morons.

DING DING DING
how did you do today anon?

Toot toot toot! How did it go today anon?

>>57557158
>>57557159
Not bad... +1.51%

>>57557115
Have you watched CSCO in 2000?. it is a good company.

>>57557131

>>57557159
+0.49%

>>57557028
Even more

>>57557159
+0.5%.

FXI confirmed to pump 5% on Monday because my order didn't fill. I haven't been this angry in a while.

>>57557089
>>57557120
>>57557149
Thank you

>>57557159
Up 5.5% or about $1500. Full 3x Portfolio Chads win again

>>57557158
SNIBS
nearly to the penny

>>57557115
my best case scenario is a sufficient rise up to earnings where I can buy back my short put and a drop

>>57557158
>>57557159
+0.89%
not terrible i guess

>>57557159
my year to date is finally back in the green thanks to NET
if only ROAD didn't behave like a fucking piece of shit i'd be up way more
anyways i think ANET will bring it up to 4k+ next week

>>57557158
oh no. he missed.
guys, what we gonna do?
>>57557159
oh, whew, saved.
everyone else is making money on me.
>>57557167
It just looks like shit.
Hahah
I'm sorry, I'm just not liking it is all
I know I know but
Haha,
It sucks.

>>57557156
Prot says what?

Here comes the pain

If you had invested in NVDA stock instead of buying a RTX 3090 when it came out you would have 12000$ today.

>>57557159
+1.5% after almost +10% today

>>57557115
As long as stocktwits is bearish I hold

>>57557199
>>57557199
>>57557199

>>57557158
>>57557159
+1%

>>57557158
>+.55%
Very comfy.

>>57557159
I'm not checking!

>>57557155
I don’t know how to tell you think but frogs aren’t humanoid either and they dont wear clothes. They are just as fake as your pink haired anime girls. I wanted the pepe to have thick jewish chest hair like I do. Please don’t me so antisemitic

>>57557208
Yeah that's probably not a bad call. Normies are so incredibly retarded about AI.

>>57557115
Probably won't peak until businesses investing in AI realize they're not getting any productivity gains.

>>57557378
I'm loving this bubble. Slowly been selling off tickers that I have been waiting to sell for about 2 years now.

>>57557115
>surely it will dump even on good earnings?
Stock split. watch it happen.

>>57556965
>Why are you assuming im a protestant
>papist
how stupid is this nigger?

>>57557203
That seems really fucked. Is there any other time companies have behaved that way? Where it's actually more profitable to buy their shares than their products?