/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57546131
>>57546131
>>57546131
>>57546131

Remember to buy high and sell low

>>57548350
Guys my entire networth is in PIN calls..

Any chance it bounces?

so this is the power of uranium...

>>57548361

>>57548361
>4U
Lol should've bought CCJ, laggardbrain.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kiy-GLMNxA

>>57548393
Yes, finally all bears will have killed themselves

Today I bought 1k shares of SOFI @ $8.02 and 200 shares of AFRM @ $41.49 to hold for a year.

I missed MARA entry FUCK FUCK I was waiting for it to dip lower I had it all charted and shit and there was no scamwick no dump it just neatly stabilized and then shot up FUCK ME

i hate dividends so much it's unreal

So you know people are moving more and more into the wide open type games. Hey all good. Let the sheep waste their money. Why? Well all that requires the bandwidth sucking don't it as well as a nice fat internet pipe to handle it all.Who owns the "pipes"?. Who benefits. VZ and Comcast to name two. (Aside; uh yeah 8k films won't be far behind. Gotta give the sheep a reason to toss out that oh so dated 4k tv you know; which naturally brings about more bandwidth sucking to)

>>57548403
That's too bad. You should have just kept your capital in SWVXX until NATGAS floors this spring into summer then devoted your entire life to trading it.

I have been away for 3 years from this hellish place. I came back to tell you all that I loaded up on PLTR and NET, despite your insults, and now have a quarter million. I feel good. Later fags

>>57548432
kick ass, BLESSED

Even though my portfolio includes a healthy portion of bonds, small/mid-cap and international exposure, I really, really dislike buying at such high valuations.

>>57548440
>my portfolio includes a portion of bonds, small/mid-cap and international exposure

>>57548440
>international exposure
>healthy
I guess maybe you can get a little piece of the Euro shakedown fines on US companies because that and sucking dicks are their only sources of income.

>>57548487
my portfolio is entirely international
america has fallen

>>57548517
speaking of falling is Bayer worth a knife catch yet?

>>57548508
too poor to spare 20 bucks a year? why would anyone give any shits about what you say in thread about making money by investing

>>57548541

>>57548556
ok I will wait

>>57548553

>>57548508
>Euro shakedown fines on US companies
The EU is a little fucking bitch and the fines are literally nothing, some of those companies deserve to be gigaheemed so hard they'd have to declare instant bankruptcy. If the EU wasn't completely dickless and corrupt, they'd give every big tech corp a choice between unconditionally stopping all data collection or biting the curb.

>>57548565
If the big tech cos were not a bunch of FAGGOTS they would tell the EU to go get fucked and pull all of their shit out of there. Then the FAGGOT EU citizens wouldn't have any websites or tech or anything to use anymore and would rebel until the leaders came crawling back begging our companies to allow their FAGGOTS to use our shit again.

>>57548423
>You do not have to be a US citizen to get SNAP
Lol, Lmao even
OIL forever

>Vladimir Putin says the US dollar is the main weapon used by the United States to preserve it's power across the world

>>57548423
Is this why I am seeing so many people using SNAP now? Getting real sick of seeing that every time I go to the store.

putin talked about ai

tomorrow we moon

is having a senile president good or bad for stocks?

>>57548631
Who cares? He's a shitty mafia boss who's got like 15 years of life left max and the knowledge that he erased decades of geopolitical soft power gains with his 3 day special needs operation hanging over his head. He could say he has irrefutable evidence that the CIA killed JFK and I wouldn't give a fuck.

I have like 800 sitting around, shill me something on open tomorrow

Suppose some company pays a quarterly 0,01 cents in dividends. how does that even get taxed?

>>57548651
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

>>57548667
the government rounds up, so you pay the full cent in tax

>>57548408
Sorry desu. Maybe you'll get another chance later this month

>>57548651
>TGT
>GOOG
>BITF

>>57548677
if you round up 0,01 you get 0

>>57548342
Weed stocks are a go?

>>57548689
Might wanna run the math again fren, maybe you forgot to carry the one

How does the same guy under which a country became the top exporter of a commodity suddenly ban the exports on the same thing for reasons that were there all the time? lol

>>57548697

( 0.01 (dividend) x 29 (tax) ) / 100

0.29 / 100

0.0029 (tax end value)

0.01-0.029

0.0071 (after tax)

Does it just dissapear?

>>57548631
I love that bald retard because whenever some schizo brings up the “petro dollar” I point out that the midget tsar himself tried to create a “petro-ruble” and every nation on earth collectively told him to fuck off.
Even the ones who wanted to slurp the sanctions discount told him to sell in a real currency or get bent.

Oil alone, does not a currency make.

>>57548648
I'm like 70% into the interview and I've never listened to Putin for so long. He's seems to be an idiot. For example if it's translated right then he doesn't understand the relationship between inflation and money printing. And all of this history talk is nonsense. I totally believe him when it comes to the CIA, they probably figured out that he's not smart and are exploiting this to the max as long as he is in power.

>>57548631
YOU ARE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN SUCK THIS AMERICAN DICK. LONG SPY. LONG AMERICA. FUCK CHINA. FUCK RUSSIA. FUCK PUTIN AND MOST OF ALL. FUCK BRITAIN

>>57548729
Biden says no

>>57548736
In 2054 when trading with R*ssia resumes, what stonks do we buy first?

>>57548751
private equity U.S. firms who buy the whole of russia for cheap

>>57548751
NATGAS AND OIL
son,
NATGAS AND OIL
as always, and regardless

>>57548758
>who buy the whole of russia for cheap
(from china)

putin seems way smarter than biden. i think amerifarts are just mad that their country is once again the laughingstock of the entire world

You DID watch the entire two hour interview, right anon?

>>57548773
stfu natgas 1,5$, not in a week but tomorrow actually

>>57548788
putin is probably smarter, but biden has much more effective aides

>>57548789
I watched the first 2 minutes and then stopped because I know Putin speaks fluent English and I can't stand listening to the superfluous translator.

>>57548631
lol, what a revelation. Figured this out when I was fucking 14 in highschool hahaha

>>57548789
Just finished it. Mostly a nothingburger, as expected.

You DID buy puts, right anon? Surely you didn't think it could go on forever.

>>57548773
Which natgas and oil stocks are you guys in. I have XOM and want some of that sweet gas. NWN?

>>57548811
On natgas I should have

>>57548637
We’re both sick of it, but you know who’s even more sick of it? The checkers.
>be checker
>single mom rolls up. or an immigrant rolls up.
>uses WIC for free milk, eggs, cheese, cereal, bread, tortilla wraps, peanut butter, baby food, baby formula, fruits and vegetables (and more; I’m just too lazy to type it all)
>pulls out EBT to cover the bullshit in her cart (soda, chips, cookies, etc.)
>withdraws cash from their EBT while they’re at it
>they roll off with over $200 in free groceries and cash in their pocket on their way home to their free apartment
>after working all day, you go home to your mom’s house because you cannot afford an apartment. dinner is whatever cheap shit you can scrape together
This is unsustainable. I honestly don’t understand why more checkers aren’t going postal.

Hi, I'm new here.
Etoro, fidelity or Charles schwab? And why?
US, if it makes a difference.

I hear your president has a little trouble with his memory, gweilo. How unfortunate.

Perhaps some stimulated Chinese equities will make you feel better.

Kek my NYCB holding is so small that its not even showing up on the visual list.

>>57548838
Schwab. Their user interface is very easy to figure out and their ratings are solid gold.

>>57548861
It sure would make a certain avatar poster feel better lmfao

>>57548648
Have you had your so.ylent green today pal ?

>>57548794
And? I don't care if it goes to 75 cents. Where the floor is makes no difference to me whatsoever. What's important is *when* the floor is on the next months long ramp. I'm going to guess that you have no fear of sunburns.

>>57548928
there is no floor

>>57548643
I forget.

>>57548938
Nat gas can't go negative.

...can it?

>>57548928
>i don't know how low it's going to go, but i'll know when to buy

>>57548953
He sounds like a dividend investor

My short on the S&P500 will start to print money tomorrow. I know it.

>>57548953
Actually yes. The interplay between the seasonal demand curve, storage levels, production levels, futures curve, it all tells you about where the months long upward sloping ramp will ride. Sickle cell tends to block being able to see all of this though.

>>57548978
>betting against AI hypetrain with no brakes
ngmi

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html#venue=globex

>>57548984
that's all priced in, public information. you make zero money from trading natgas.

>>57548838
Schwab because it gets you thinkorswim as well. When TDA would shit the bed during jewish market tricks like GME or covid crash thinkorswim would still let me log into my account.

>>57548998
>you make zero money from trading natgas
Funny how I made enough this last summer to last me over a year even after taking a 2k hit when it tanked after Thanksgiving. Feel free to remain picrel, fagtard.

>>57548686
I can't make any damn sense of this chart anon

>>57548789
No I'm ridin' with Biden

>>57548838
>Charles schwab
Klaus runs a solid operation

>>57548978
Something is happening tomorrow. Today's trading range was pitiful but the god candle at the last second was pretty good

>>57548342
bearish for Lockheed?

>>57548838
Schwab is absolut trash, i was forced there when TDA god sold. fucking hate it

>>57549100
what the fuck is Teds problem
Why simp for they Synagogue of Satan so hard?

>>57549115
>Schwab is absolut trash
I like Klaus.

>>57549100
Lmao so is woke loving the Jews or is unwoke? I'm starting to get confused

>>57548838
Schwab regularly screws my orders up and has a terrible interface. I like what Fidelity has to offer a whole lot more. If you're a chart autist then stick a small amount of money in Schwab so you can use thinkorswim as that platform is really good.

>>57548789
No i refuse to care about politics. I vote but i expect the candidate i chose to flipflop and do a shit job anyway. They're all crooks and liars.

>>57549167
>Schwab regularly screws my orders up
How is this possible?

>>57549056
Basically I expected a pullback to the 14 to 18/share area as Bitcoin pulled back to 38K so I was buying back there. You can see MACD divergence at the local bottom and just before bitcoin popped back up friday Jan 26th there was appearance of accumulation.

You can see it clearer with a point and figure chart of bitcoin. My anticipation is for a real move to happen sometime in April. So we might make another try for 50-52K before falling back.

52% of my portfolio is in NVDA. Do I take the ‘diversify’ pill? If so, what into?

>>57549124
>le based republican
Doesn't exist

>>57549056
>ywn rub mashed potatoes on their feet

>>57548789
>not running in 2x
holy shit, an hour of russiophile history of north central eurasia some coping about being china's bitch, and regurgitation of Ukraine doesn't exist memes. Also, Poland having Ukraine for 1000 years is summed in "we got them back."
>>57549115
I like their fund fees, thank you. And I did like street trader app. it did fuck me once on a double sell.

>>57549210
sell now retard
you think NVDA is worth 2 trillion dollars?
AI is fake and gay dude

>>57549124
You didn't catch the surgery? Anyway, dude has evangelicals. Mossad dumped money into the 700 club in the 80's and the evangelicals have been all pro Israel ever since.
>Holy land holy land, God's chosen and the memes of the Law of Moses!
Morons can't read their own bibles, the holy land is in the Christian, nobody in Israel can prove to Jacob, and .. well, nothing else need be said.

All that to say we can expect shorts on DFEN to pay until congress gets religion about tinyhats.

>>57549191
I pick a cost basis and occasionally they just ignore it. They even mix buy and sell up sometimes, or their interface just swaps them without me noticing. Their "tax lot optimzer" feature will wash your trades if you aren't careful because it it poorly made. I also saw them fudge some of my lot details to move fractional shares from a long term lot to a short term one. That one is probably fraud but I wouldn't put it past them to blame it on their spaghetti UI.

ENLV
what could go wrong with an israeli biotech amirite
phase 2 results march/april

>>57549236
>literally seething faggot

>>57548825
My primary instruments are BOIL, KOLD, UNG, and UNL. With BOIL and UNG you just buy dips and sell rips, over and over and over. With KOLD you just buy rips and sell dips, over and over and over. With UNL I just buy low and accumulate. I haven't done it long enough to see how the thesis is going to pan out, but plan to slowly DCA into it as a capital holding pool and just keep it rotated with trims and adds over time. You have to really learn how the prices move and contracts roll and seasons change to work all of this shit.

>>57549254
Good to know. Will keep a closer eye on my lot details

>>57549292
>I haven't done UNL long enough
is what I should have said to make this clear. You absolutely do not buy and hold and accumulate BOIL, KOLD and UNG.

>>57549100
>>57549124
>>57549244

Remember Ted Cruz when he was caught trying
to escape his family out of Texas during the
virus. KEK
Mr articulate choking on his words double KEK

>>57549325
I think it was when the power went out statewide during a storm or something. He took his family on vacation to Mexico I think

>wake up
>down 2k
Its so fucking over
Im financially ruined
Fuck Biden

>>57549422
>Fuck Biden
Don't care still ridin' with Biden

>>57548342
Based Devos.

>>57549307
>absolutely do not buy and hold and accumulate BOIL, KOLD and UNG
Another clarification, *for longer than maybe a few weeks while you build a DCA position during a dip that you don't know what the exact depth and length will be but since you mostly know roughly where you are on the curve you will more or less know about how heavily to go in along the way until the next rip. Spend a few months watching it and experimenting with small positions and learn it directly.

Is this what you fucking MEANT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTNGg0Tj5Aw

>>57549478
Well, that too, yeah, but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcp8osYmU88

>>57549353
>Mexico
it was cancun iirc

>>57549422
what are you invested ?

>>57549210
Set a stop order wherever it seems prudent to you and diversify with the resultant chunk of cash. As to what, McKesson and Applied Materials are still good values with nice healthy cash flow and P/E ratios.

>>57549527
Probably NATGAS despite all that has been said about this not being the time for it.

>>57549537
>despite all that has been said about this not being the time for it.

lmao you are the fuckin natgas nigger here and spam it each fuckin day, stfu man.
>>57548773

Its 5am and I haven't gone to sleep because I'm watching hilarious videos of methed up basketball Americans getting arrested for stupid shit like slapping a cop or resisting arrest. I anticipate this will happen more and more. How do I make money from this? Are these people tradeable commodities?

>>57549511
Based storm flee'er

>>57549554
I just talk about how BASED NATGAS is no matter what but that doesn't mean it's always time to buy. For everything there is a season, turn, turn, turn.

>>57549210
>52% of my portfolio is in NVDA
i'm going 50% NVDA and 50% Smci, wish me luck.

>>57549581
We may be near the end of both those crazy trains. Watch them like a fucking hawk and use stop orders to stave off any possible disaster.

so cameco loses money and thats bad for the rest of uranium how? im seeing zero shares available to short on ibkr for my favorite junior uranium mining and soon to be production company your shorts offend me and for that reason my ask just went up 10%

>>57549561
Not since 1965, unfortunately.

If Fredrick Douglass could see what had become of his people and his country he'd put a rifle in his mouth and blow his brains out. Lincoln was right and he was wrong.

WAITING on the price movements is as much a part of devoting your life to NATGAS as buying it and selling it. In Japan, or maybe it's China, I don't know, chinks are chinks, but when their kids get letters in the mail they make them wait days before opening it in order to teach them patience and control. Lrn2zen.

>>57549572
When you say
>no natgas nigger
This implies that you are holding natgas or even imply it is stupid to not buy natgas

I'm not blaming you for my potential losses, I can live with that. But your attempt of weaseling yourself out of that is poor.

>>57549626
I have said many times that I always hold at least a small amount of NATGAS in order to not be a NO NATGAS NIGGER. I might hold a single share of UNG, or BOIL, or UNL or whatever. I have said this many times. I have also said many times since November that I will not be going in beyond small amounts until sometime between April and June when the spring into summer shoulder bottoms into the ramp up. I've said all of this shit over and over and over.

>>57549626
>say
I meant spam.

>>57549626
>>57549642
Presently, in fact.

Rocker
buy OTM $DWAC call options with strike of $100 for Jan 2025

is this the top?

NET literally saved my portfolio
Please let ROAD not shit the bed tomorrow

>>57549694
That depends, is there a bucket and a mop there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ik6KeYD4hg

/biz/

>https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/sam-altman-seeks-trillions-of-dollars-to-reshape-business-of-chips-and-ai-89ab3db0
>Sam Altman Seeks Trillions of Dollars to Reshape Business of Chips and AI
buy nvda

niggers tongue my anus

it's over for me, dumping back down

im going to hibernate for a few weeks or months, but i believe that ai dashcams will prevail and be a half-billion market cap eventually

>>57548348
Stock PE ratio reached another high outside the Lehman and Covid crashes
https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-pe-ratio

>An 'elderly' President Joe Biden will not face charges for knowingly taking classified documents when he left the vice presidency in 2017, a prosecutor said, drawing a swift rebuke from the president as he seeks reelection https://reut.rs/49bE50m 1/7
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

>>57549561
CXW and GEO are the traditional prison plays. Taser also trades under the ticker AXON, while DGLY, AMMO, RGR, and SWBI are other... "feral population" tickers.

>>57549769
What do you mean “reached another high”? The graph you provided shows it being low, with a peak being years away

>>57549601
Yeah, some big, dumb money is only now realizing Cameco's short U; today was them dumping.

>>57549701
ROAD's a fiscal stimulus play, you'll be fine. Even if it plunges, the next ER will probably be stellar.

>he sold

>>57549839
waiting until monday to see whats reports say, I really hope it was some giant managerial fund getting btfo. I bought more shares today on the dip, Im almost so convinced of this play its like the world is conspiring to make me money

>>57549729
>bro just two more weeks until AGI is ready I swear
>I just need 7 trillion more in funding that's all
So OpenAI hyped up their chatbot, created a mania and now they're ready to cash out. Just need to convince some morons to hand over trillions and then feed them a "2 more weeks till AGI and profitability" lie for the next few decades

ASTS announces first government contract the day after hitting ATL lmao.

>>57549889
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20240207651001/en/AST-SpaceMobile-Announces-New-Contract-Award-with-United-States-Government-Through-Prime-Contractor

>>57549729
>>57549888
These tech CEO frauds talk about their """"AI"""" needing to consume more energy than all of planet earth with a straight face. They're like first year CS students copy-pasting lines of code over and over again instead of using a for loop. """"AI"""" is as big of a meme as self driving cars.

OIL doing a little DROOPIN but I am going to hold in case it goes up again or more and will only keep buying on DROOPS as it stands. Last time I sold at a little over 74 and it wound up hitting 77.

>avis budget group

Can’t sleep, thinking about gains

>>57549889
>>57549920
bullish?

>>57549935
>first year CS students copy-pasting lines of code
That's all most Hindu and Paki coders do, you know -- they copypaste code from their previous job and edit it a bit. The result is a fucking maintenance nightmare, but hey! Middle management saved a bunch of money!

>>57549967
Going to sleep, all comfy knowing I'm not a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER

>>57549920
>>57549982
You *know* tons of DC procurement people are seething at Starlink. ASs To aSs won't be allowed to fail.

>>57549993

>Sold NET at 77 a month back
>Jump to 110 after earnings today
I suck at this

>>57550000
fuckin
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

>>57550018
Quads huh… maybe life aint too bad after all

>>57550000
c-c-checked what happened last time

WHAT HAPPENED

>>57550082
I lost money and it was entirely my fault

>>57549982
Hell yeah anon, the most bullish I've been since they made the first (off the shelf completely unmodified) phone to space call in April.
>>57549994
Hopefully so much govt gibs the company grows to be too big to fail. Generational wealth.

>>57548838
I like Fidelity cuz they keep your uninvested cash in MMFs that auto-liquidate whenever you need it.

>>57550112
And even tho the AST Spacemobile satellite service works with standard phones Google is partnering with them and funding them to make it extra compatible and fast with Google Pixel phones.

>>57550114
Doesn't Vanguard do the same? Like VUSXX?

>>57550138
I've never used Vanguard, but if you have to manually move money in and out of it then no.

>>57550114
Oh yeah that alone makes Fidelity really good, at least while money market yields are this high. It isn't so awful with Schwab if you have margin since SWVXX has a 1 day settlement time but you still end up paying a small fee for the margin loan.

Guys I have a fetish for clown girls. Also buy more NVDA, it will hit 1000 before the end of the year.

>>57550225
thats a man

>>57550234
What do you mean? That's a girl

>>57550225
manhands

>>57550250
kys queer

>>57550263
I don't care

>>57550225

Fucking hurt my hip during squats tonight. Don't feel an insane amount of pain and don't have any bruises but had insane shock with shivers and have been vomiting three times already. Gonna go to a doctor later. Wish me luck frens.

>>57550300
Good luck brother, i wish you a speedy recovery

>>57550300
what happened, i get injured only when i move the weight too fast, like say going down on the squat super fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixKX9LQlWjA

I want cheapies I've wasted so much money

I’ve closed my short positions for now.
It’s obvious the nigger market makers want SPX to cross 5,000.

>>57550312
Had some problems with my hip since december. It got better but last two weeks I had nerve pain which I thought was piriformis syndrome or due to high stress. Didn't work out and it went away the last few days. Today I start squats, was probably also way too heavy and then on the third rep it popped in my medius muscle. Really fucking retarded and hope I didn't seriously injure myself. Will definitely be more careful in the future. Was really scary.

holy fuck natgas, lmao

>>57548342
Any of you stock faggot shorting on Any Color's share?

>tldr on /vt/ news
Nijisanji, a vtuber company bullied one of their talent to suicide attempt. The talent survive, of course, but because of that the company gain a notorious name and no one wants to do business with them anymore

>>57550351
Hope your hips got better and well fast, gramps

>>57550418
I’m bullish on them

>>57550258
>>57550234
>>57550296
What was posted???

>>57550469
a tranny with his dick out

>>57550393
It hasn't been this low since 2020. There's going to be some sad BOIL bhenchods tomorrow at the bell.

>>57550418
Do you really think it will have a significant impact on their profitability?

Is Biden trying to kill Natgas in order ot bring electricity prices down?

>>57550137
oof who dis?

>>57550518
No, to fuck with Texas.

>>57550518
No, limit the supply and keep the inflation pressure.

>>57550560
>keep inflation pressure
huh?

>>57550560
No, transparently to retaliate against Texas for even their milquetoast faux-opposition to the invasion of our country.

>>57550583
That ban is a complete joke, even from my EU standpoint. Ecological reasons? You are exporting for years, and your gas is "dirty" aka fracking as your oil. And now you stop exporting for ecological reasons? Will you also stop drilling in that fashion? Lol

>>57549254
>he doesn't set his individual lot sells when he goes to sell only some of his stock
you've really only got yourself to blame anon

>in december lost money because Powell suddenly and irrationally turned dovish like a fagot
>now gonna lose money cause Biden is an irrational retard politician faggot
I'm just not gonna trade US bullshit. Your politicians aren't even real politicians. The fact Trump was your president completely discredited you as a nation, as a people as a culture.

>>57550504
Everyone boycotting them. All merch and stage services refuse to do business with them. Most of their talents lose 4000+ subscribers. Most staff resigned. Yes, it will impact their profit, you smuck

>>57550575
>>57550583
Don’t worry. us has plan B

>futures

>>57550610
THEY SCREWED THAT UP TOO! I had to yell at them for a few days because they sold shares I did not pick. Plus their interface for that is horrible. You have to first type the # of shares first then select the lot amounts and if they don't add up it throws an error and you have to start over. There's also egregious rounding imprecision so if you were a fool and DRIP'd shares it becomes very hard to sell those lots. Once my TDA account rolls over (which was supposed to be done by now) I'm pulling my money.

>>57550624
Are you the subhuman chink that was eating food that looked like dogshit the other night?

>>57550686
No need to be a chink to think so lowly of your politics.

>>57550691
What kind of dogshit are you eating for lunch today?

Bros, I'm gonna be longing car insurance companies because holy shit, the amount of accidents are gonna sky rocket if they let 3rd worlders buy and drive cars with NO PAPERWORK

>https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1755746748738216037

>>57550694
Your mother's pussy.

tucker interview and ben vs destiny interview finished. My brain is finished for the night.
what plays are yall making tomorrow?

>>57550101
im sorry to hear that

>>57550747
lose on natgas

>>57550723
Proof chinks will eat anything no matter how disgusting.

>>57550762
I actually meant her cat.

Hermes bros we eating good.

EU brought Shit and Piss above 5k, for longer than a second, lol.

NVDA and SMCI still worth buying or crabs now?

I'm tilted and shouldn't be trading but will anyways. What to buy?

>>57550851
She whored her body for niggers.

>>57550841
I thought Nvidia was already way overbought at $500 but clearly I don't know shit. I haven't been paying much attention to tech stocks lately, when the fuck did it go to almost $700 and who is buying at these prices?

>>57550881
This month was a steady rise from 540. Honestly I bought it a few times already lately at these bloated prices and made a bit of gain even, so while it's crazy to buy by normal logic, the tech market right now is just that fucking insane that crazy plays work. Which is why I'm thinking of getting back on it lel or some other semiconductor stuff.

>>57550870
she had fucked-up childhood, cut her some slack

>>57550895
Top signal.

Yields...

>>57550919
Their PEG is still below 1. As insane as the price per share is, it hasn't kept pace with their obscene earnings. They have a ways to go yet. Which is insane. But there it is. SMCI, the same, though their recent gains have nudged their PEG a little over 1.

Threadly reminder to give yourself to God before it's too late.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=2-ZhyqoKvCjpqdGB

>>57550946
I'll become a Christian if, and only if, S&P closes below 5,000 today

>>57550963
It will close at 4,897

>>57550986
we close at 5103

>>57551028
many bobos will die

NETbros, get ready for fat ass gains

>>57551034
the purpose of bobos in our capital markets is to be short squeeze fuel

>>57550946
Surrender to OIL instead

>>57551040
>already up by 2 dollars in pre

If you aren't allocating 50% of your paychecks to both a 401k and Roth IRA until they're maxed out. You are missing out on free money.

Good morning fellow MARAggots

>natgas
IT'S OVER

>>57551077
Right?

>>57551077
yeah

>>57551077
pretty much whenever the morons here spam a commodity, it's time to go short

>>57551087
>>57551112
it surely can't go MUCHlower, right? Historical bottom is $1.73 in 2024 dollars.

>>57551063
FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW I'M STILL SITTING IN CASH LIKE A FAGGOT

>>57551138
see, here's the problem with you commodity tards, you have no knowledge of experience of the industry, not even an edge, you don't even have the inkling of beginning to successfully trade it at a fundamental level
when O&G extraction sites can flare gas because of transportation and processing costs, it can in fact go below 0 like oil did in 2020

>>57551138
It could negative like oil did in 2020

>>57551149
funny you saying this now when prices bottomed out
where were you when we were ripping in 2022? you were either sidelined or rekt urself shorting

I will never understand people who trade commodities instead of stocks.
With stocks you can make a bet on earnings or shit like that, research the company easily (unless you're buying some penny stock garbage or third world stocks).
With commodities one political decision may just fuck you up forever.

>>57551147

>>57551164
why are you overlaying this over some random chart

>>57551162
>With commodities one political decision may just fuck you up forever.
Or one political decision from a x10.

>>57551162
Volatility with greater ties to the underlying asset. Stocks could move any which way due to the rest of the market, commodities move randomly based on the flavor of glowops that day.

>>57551168
>random
DJI 1929. Why? Because I assume there were people that felt just like you back then.

opinions on forex?

>>57551162
With stop losses, its no different than trading stocks. You only get heemed if youre an absolute retard.

I hate the stock market. I hate 4chan. I love my sister.

>>57551149
>muh below zero
shut the fuck up midwit, midwits love to bring up >muh 2020 when it was only front month futures ONLY on expiration day
>hurr you don't have an edge
no one does, that's why market retards who supposedly know about the market were selling oil at $69 just a few weeks ago. Retards like you always come out of the woodwork to be max bearish at the bottom. I bet you were one of the retards who were betting that Oil would go to $60 or even $50 back in december. You don't know shit, you don't have an edge, you are bearish at the bottom.

>>57548553
I've noticed 4chan boards are full of redditors like you lately who take pride in being jewed out of your money.

>>57551182
Delete this. Now.

>>57551179
why not overlay it over actual MARA chart tho

>>57551227
another poor trying to cope

>>57551252
Fuck MARA.

>>57551205
I want to fuck my sister too

>>57551162
I’m in it for the physical delivery of goods

>>57551230
why? its just forex

Is NET worth buying or did i miss out already

>SOXL
Bow down

Every single mega bear that has been wrong for the past 12 months that i follow on twitter has now flipped bullish

>>57551329
Here I thought I was the only SOXL main.

>>57551261
Rich people don't spend money making other people rich, but third worlders pride themselves on being jewed while posted on their poorphone, you subhuman third worlder.

>Current market analysis:
Everyone is long

I don't know how much longer I can hold out bobros...

hello everyone!
buying sub-1M companies with pocket change, what am I in for?

>>57551368
Flip now just in time for the reversal.

>>57551351
I got half a mil in my brokerage

i want to buy nvidia and smci because it just keeps going up, but i dont because this rise cannot be sustainable and it has to crash
but it just doesnt, and i cant help but think about all the money i could have made off it

>>57550851
ICarly looking like the supreme gentlewoman
Long OIL

>>57551464
It's joever

>>57551466
oil tanker sailed few days ago anon too late to get on it now

>>57551368
You endured so much pain already, if you give up now it will have been in vain.

>>57551464
>because this rise cannot be sustainable and it has to crash
Says who? You know Nvidia keeps climbing because their PER gets lower and lower every time they report earnings?

>>57551339
Unironic, treat-me-like-I'm-a-retard question: Isn't this actually bearish?

>>57551505
Bearish red flag certainly.

>>57551464
/Smg/ shilled smci around june-jully at 250-260 and you didnt buy . It was shilled again weeks ago at 300-400 and you didnt buy again. You will fomo at $4000 and you will get HEEMED

>>57551162
Trading commodities makes me feel special.

>>57551525
>smci
>YOU THINK I'M STUPID? SAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!

https://youtu.be/1H1TL0jD1vw?t=101

>>57551525
/smg/ also shilled SOXL at 60 anon

>>57550418
I would short them for the fact they spell colour without u.

Remember not to regret the past or worry about the future. There are always more opportunities. Believe in yourself, /smg/.

soxl_shill post gains

is colt cz good investment?

>>57551650
any weapons manufacturing is a good investment thanks to monke, pepa

>PepsiCO less revenue
It's unironically over.

>>57551464
Apple is next to moon, sure, Vision Pro sucks, but fundamentals don't matter any more. Just buy.

>Beijing Residents Queue to Sell Blood at Low Price, Families Penniless, Never Seen Such Desolation!
Lmfao the China FUD is getting silly at this point.

>>57551669
any tips for other mill stuff and other anti EGS things which gets ignored?

>>57551464
Even if it crashes 50%, it will go up 200% in the next 2-3 years

>>57551772
no, im a complete newfag, dont take anything i say seriously

>>57551650
Holy crap someone from Czech Republic. How's that insane inflation, bro? Last time I visited... pretty much everything was more expensive than here in Scandinavia. How I used to like CZ. Not anymore.
Also, I'd rather go with SAAB or its German equivalent. Or just go with Lockheed Martin.

Oh and where's that dude that bought 1000 shares of BOIL? He must be deep in the shitter right about now

>>57551800
everyone buys everything in sale here
price you see in shop isn't real as it gets to 25-50% sale next week
with sales, average prices are on par with poland
we got fucked over energy prices as they are traded on european stock exchange so we end up paying german prices with 1/3 of wage

Biology is the next gold mine. It's the most advanced technology in the world. Massive opportunity for data capture to power AI algorithms. Biotech is probably the most underrated technology right now I think. Any company collecting massive data from biology or involved in it any way, sequencing, editing, etc will be winners though 2035 I think

>>57549561
>>57549831
They all look like shit investments unfortunately. There really is no upside to watermelon enthusiasts is there.

The squoze has been squizzled.

Brapbros we're healing, the market is realising its overreaction.

>>57551865
uuuurgh I actually used to know the ticker for a company that was doing just this kind of work and I've since forgotten. Distracted by all the gambling with drug approvals x]

>>57551947
thanks

Will the natgas and utilities trannies get heemed again today?

>>57551329
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, Taylor Swift nudez, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, ARM, SMCI, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while eliminating margin risks in a down.
In the last 12 years, SOXL has exploded over 120x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, machine learning, and generative AI, into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

Bumping not baking

Good morning, anons. May you all get rich today

Don't bake I've had enough...

>>57549601
>>57549839
>>57549859
KING

>>57552065
didn't you sell your chinkshit already? you should be cash then

Holy shit 5k, I'm scared!

https://youtu.be/3ZctEXMPV10?si=ka-t5HI2WAK5Uf2b&t=19

>>57552111
>>57552111
>>57552111
>>57552111
MIGRATE