/biz/ - Business & Finance

>soon

>>57546131
You're a fucking nigger

Biden

>>57546131
>Living in a cuckshed in San Antonio

>>57546178
And its beautiful

>>57546131
>.

>>57546131
I refuse to live in one of these cuckboxes because it is dehumanizing and man was meant to be in nature. Not confined to a box and a computer screen

>>57546131
you can by a wood shed at the local hardware store for like 5k.

Why does everyone call me “anon”?

My name is Bradley.

>>57546209
>>57546203

>>57546194
I’ve counted 15 of them, that will make 2 millions to the constructor

>>57546131
Zoomers are FUCKED. I bought a house in 2016 for 250k. 4 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms. Now its worth 600k.. Kek get wrecked zoomer scum!!!!

>>57546194
>>57546131
like why not just build them right up against eachother if youre designing such a piece of shit? gain another 8 ft on your cuckshed

>>57546131
Is that even 3 meters distance? For fire safety? lol

>>57546240
I rent a cuck shed for more than your mortgage

>>57546266
Is it even legal to rent out sheds like that?

>>57546131
I hope that's an AI generated image cuz that's the most hideous monstrosity of a "house" I've ever seen

>>57546247
Thats a golem problem.

Do any Anons trade on the Hong Kong stock exchange?

>>57546240
Yeah it went from "you might be able to own a home when you're older" to "you're not gonna own a home unless you inherit one or have fuck you money" really fucking quick, I don't think people my age even realize it

Would be hilarious if SPX finishes at +0.00

>>57546292
You can still buy houses in South America.
desu now that the tech job market has been flattened and parents are kicking their kids out at 18 staying in the US is completely fucking retarded unless you *really* like your church or whatever.

>>57546310
rolling for +/- 0.00

>>57546292
It is scary. I don't know how people can afford to have more than 1 kid anymore either. Seems like the american dream is dead. You better expect your offspring will be living with you until they are 30's before they can afford anything nice for themselves. Also ten million migrants came into the country in under 3 years. Real estate prices will never be affordable if that continues.

THE FUCK WAS THAT

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57546338
+0.6%. Didn't knock it out of the park like yesterday unfortunately but pretty good for all the crabbing IMO.

>>57546338
breddy gub.

>>57546266
I wouldn't doubt it. My mortgage is literally 2.9% kek. My house is also nearly paid off. I will be completely debt free by 2025, then I plan on renting it out to zoomiecucks for $3,300 a month while I buy another.

>>57546338
+.97%

>>57546292
>boomers still think their kid is just 'lazy'
>everything has gone up in price
I've been buying the same food for years, but now I'm looking over my spending and realizing what I was spending in 2019 is bankrupting me now.

PLTR will never see 25 again

AFRM bros OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>57546338
PLUS
EIGHT
FUCKING
PERCENT


LETS GOOOO

>>57546338
NATGAS AND OIL
A
T
G
A
S

AND OIL

is how it *always* goes for me. So, obviously this would have been better without the NATGAS part, or if the NATGAS part was KOLD.

>>57546338
Crabbed for +0.09%
BUT WE DID IT
WE HIT 5000 JUST BEFORE THE END
BOBOS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
THIS IS IT
THE NEW PARADIGM IS HERE

FUCKING DROP SO I CAN CLOSE MY DAMN SHORT POSITION
FUCK ALL OF YOU MUMUS

>>57546338
+20% on MARA, having bought yesterday in anticipation of today. my sell off is $24 if btc hits 47k. I suspect if btc hits 50k-52k MARA should hit $30.

Hard to sleep.

>>57546378

Cloudflare bros where did it all go wrong?

>>57546378
We didnt hit 5000. 5000 got denied again

I fucked up.

>>57546338
-0.12%
Uraniumbros, it's fucking over

>>57546392
>Cloudflare
>where did it all go wrong
when the CIA took over

So I’m going to buy SPXU calls that expire in 2026

I’m going to WAGMI so hard it’s unreal

>>57546399
I told you not to buy those AFRM puts you dodo

Bros what happened to Nvidia? I thought were were going to pump over $700?

>>57546391
>>57546397
I didn't say we closed over 5000, but it did pop above 5000 for an instant, at least on my screen

>>57546401
I boughted a little URNM and URNJ today on THA DIPPARINO. I look forward to massive gains to follow.

>>57546338
My bags were lifted....then came back

>>57546392
>buying a fax machine company in 2024...
Its a fucking fax machine company. lmao

>>57546415
>.4

PINS SISTERS

>>57546402
That happened a few years ago though.
>>57546392
Spooky. I wonder if they'll cut enough people for there to be an outage in .gov.

The Becky ETF is CRUSHED

>>57546436
they also host glowie employee portals and shit

>+0.04%
wew, today it was a good day

>>57546415

Has baggie bought puts on afrm? He is eating rn

>>57546240
>Kek get wrecked zoomer scum!!!!
Negro.

>>57546402
>when the CIA took over
I would expect that to be bullish

>>57546397
SPX hit 5000.40pts today.

>>57546443
>That happened a few years ago though.
it was the beginning of the end. simple as

>>57546401
Uranium holdings have a half life of approximately 4 weeks.

>>57546438
It still counts!
>>57546456
idk wtf you're even looking at

>PINS

wtf are these insane earnings moves

>>57546333
You can pinpoint housing going completely retarded the second the fed started buying up mortgages, real estate stopped being a safe investment and started becoming a speculative asset. You can't change course either really without a massive crash in prices, we can build more housing and reduce redtape (zoning laws are garbage) but even that might not be enough anymore.

rip pins

>>57546479
>It still counts!
you're damn right it does!

>>57546392
good....THEY FUCKED UP CATCHA AND NOW POSTING SUCKS!

>>57546338
+4%

got heemed on uranium but did good on others

>>57546203
Okay kacynski. You can go build your own cuckshed in the woods if you want, but it will still be a cuckshed.

>>57546486
6 million housing unit shortage.
12 million illegal immigrants as of some time last year.
It's not a building problem.

>>57546479
That's a single moment on the Schwab chart for SPX showing that it did indeed do a little touching above 5000.

So i'll ask once again just to rub into your face, /smg/:

Why didn't you buy ARM when I told you back in November? Or even beginning of January?

>>57546338
+0.03%

>>57546215
>floating cuckshed
ISHYGDDT

>>57546503
....are you sure? Check your screenshot again

>>57546502
>million
i believe you mean gorillion anon

>>57546462
>>57546415
My bad , my eurobroker didn't mention the local top at 5000. im using degiro but it's getting shitty...should i go to IBKR instead?

>>57546510
Anon, if I followed up on all the posts of equal or better quality to that ARM post by you I'd have lost all my money a long time ago

>>57546338
-14% thanks biden

>>57546240
I genuinely cannot fathom why anyone would want residential real estate to appreciate in value. Your primary residence is not an investment. Rising real estate values only makes it more expensive to buy more and better housing. And it kills your intergenerational wealth because your kids will inherit unaffordable housing prices. Everyone loses in this except chinks and jews. My house could be 6000 square feet instead of 4000 square feet but you boomers are evil and short sighted.

>>57546519
Shit, I don't have my reading glasses on.

>>57546131
>>57546194
Building shit like this should be literally illegal and just trying to lobby for it to be made legal should be considered an act of treason.

>>57546482
what do you mean? looks like a perfectly normal market to me. companies lose 1/3 of their market cap in 60 seconds all the time.

its obvious we are going to see a massive residential construction boom in the next 5 years. the question is how do we play it?

>>57546514
>floating cuckshed

>>57546528
Stop shitting up the thread with variations of this same shitty as AI shit image

>>57546519

>>57546499
At least it will be on more land than an 1/50th of an acre. KEK. Go seethe in your box on no land cuckboy

>>57546524
>should i go to IBKR instead?
That's not even a question... IBKR is mandatory for yurofags, nothing comes close.

>>57546514
It costs 1/100th of what a house here does. You can call it whatever you'd like.
>>57546520
Yeah I'm pretty sure that estimate is low by at least 25%.

>>57546550
Yeah that's the exact same thing I posted here: >>57546415
I don't understand why you keep (You)ing me

>>57546538
Idk how they are doing this but if stocks can move like that in a matter of seconds I'm thinking if something happens my whole portfolio could go to zero when I'm not looking for a minute

>>57546550
can confirm on a different broker

>>57546554
I think it's probably the best US brokerage too. I might switch some time next year.

>>57546552
Im not saying I want to live in the urban cuckshed either. Im just telling you that your cuckshed in the woods is still a cuckshed.

>>57546544
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. You are a newfag. I’ve been on 4chan since 2004. This is an IMAGE board. Its not a forum. All my pics are either on topic, or attached to a post thats on topic. If you don’t like the IMAGES that I’m posting onto an IMAGE board then go to reddit.

>>57546245
yeah this makes no sense. it's cheap square footage also, plus no siding.

>>57546568
that would never happen. they would just make it so you can't withdraw.

>>57546566
Here's another, FAGGOT.

>>57546586
right. So I'll have to watch and suffer

>>57546573
>I think it's probably the best US brokerage too
Depends on what kind of trading you are doing. If you're into shorting small cap shitcos then nothing comes close to Lightspeed, Centerpoint, Cobra, and Tradezero
>>57546581
Fuck you

>>57546131
That would cost a million dollars in Toronto.

>>57546358
sucks. you should have taken on more debt when rates were so low. i paid mine off too but i wish i still had my mortgage

>>57546558
Do you have it on a lake or the ocean? I have actually considered the boatpill before.

>>57546492
>did good on others

>>57546597
boatpill sucks. it's still a fucking boat and boats are a bigger pain than a house. plus no sewage.

>NET trading at 108

>>57546544
Say that again.

>>57546597
I have it in the tidal part of a large river.
A lake that doesn't have locks would freak me out a bit. I'd be worried about the property owners on the shore getting me kicked out. Lots of other people leave their boats laying around here on anchor so I'm not sticking out.

SOUN finally giving me gains

>>57546492
>heemed on uranium
You didnt seriously take the advice of that chink thats been shilling uranium on here for weeks, did you?

>>57546608
yeah I remember anon shilling this. /smg/ is still the best place for stock picks

>>57546611
Epic. So you dont pay any kind of rent? Whats your yearly maintenance costs? Ive been thinking of getting a 40 footer and just traveling along the coast.

>NVDA
>AFTER HOURS

i should have close my long on nvda

>>57546574
>SO IS 4CHAN

>>57546613
About time. My average is almost 3$ tho unfortunately

>>57546623
I pay rent for a mooring at a marina but I don't like to sleep there (you're allowed to but there's a limit to how many days you can stay.) It costs about as much as my car insurance so it's not a big deal.

There's pretty much always something breaking but from what I hear houses are pretty similar. If you do things yourself it just means occasionally going to the hardware store. I got rid of the ICE engine for docking and just use electric (and I've gotten good enough that I can come in on sail often.)

Don't get a 40 footer. Every foot of boat means more maintenance and more insurance and more rent and more cost and it's harder to sail by yourself. You should probably cap it at ~25 feet and set a floor around 20 feet. I'd probably get a smaller boat if I had it to do over again.

all in YINN, the future is red

So why is META only at a market cap of 1.2T when they already released AAPL (market cap of 2.9T)'s newest product like years ago?

>>57546338
I briefly got back to ATH and sold all my Soγbean Oil at a profit before beheeming myself with natgas lmao

>>57546240
It's okay ill just live with my parents until they die. Then I'll get a free home!

>>57546528
The point of high real estate prices is to price out browns and blacks.

>Short ABR

>>57546656
>AAPL
>META
cucksheds

>>57546338
Flat

>>57546528
but anon I have 3 houses

>>57546528
If it appreciates at or near pace of wages and inflation it's usually fine but investors got too greedy.

>>57546626
scared me for a second there

>>57546656
>hurr durr
META doesn't make iPhones

>>57546683
This is still destructive to the bottom 66% of whites who aren’t upper middle class yet.

Ah, another green day for MOGLF

>>57546528
>6000 square feet instead of 4000 square feet

>>57546528
I've always been a little surprised banks don't offer repo contracts with mortgages for people who want to be insulated from market volatility.
I nearly bought some land the other year and had set something like this up with a landlord I know OTC but it ended up not working out.

>>57546683
browns are the ones who are actually buying them as they work a lot, spend minimum on garbage and vices while saving a lot and then buy a house

>>57546721
You only get 1 house for every 8-10 of them. Like a wacky game of The Sims. The bulk of good housing goes towards Whites and Asians.

Any interNETters here?

>>57546650
How big is yours? I could definitely get away with less than 40 ft but im a pretty big guy (for you) so I need a larger cabin or its just gonna be miserable. Also, if Im gonna be on the ocean, a larger boat is always going to handle rough seas better. My budget, if I was gonna do this in the next 5 years, would be 45k for the boat and everything it needs to be livable (solar or other alternative energy, quality of life additions, etc). Would you say thats realistic?

>>57546714
>MOGLF
is this investable or is this a high quality scam. Their website and interim financial reports look legit. Even reviewed by KPMG Hong Kong office. I have some ITM covered calls expiring next week Friday and might have some cash to invest in other tickers soon. I might buy a small stack of the Mongolian Mining Corporation just for shits and giggles and get some indirect China exposure

>>57546131
Just live in a damn apartment.
Also a powder room is a half bath stop counting it as a full you assholes.

>>57546704
Nobody is buying iPhones anymore.

>>57546735
It's a ticker that brings me joy, which is the best dividend of all.

>>57546528
>The landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for the natural produce of the earth.
Its really just the natural desire to hoard resources, particularly one that is scarce. The RE bubble that's engulfing most nations is at its core a desire to extract profit without the risks inherent in productive industry.

>>57546716
The average square footage of a new house built in the USA is nearly 2800 sq ft nowadays.

>>57546194
Shotgun houses. Literally built for former slaves to keep them on their former masters' land, working it as sharecroppers.

Anything this country lets happen to black people, will eventually happen to white people. Crack to opioids, Tuskegee to Covid, on and on.

>>57546749
Yeah I bought mine like 3 years ago and I barely put any wear and tear on it
It has a lot of life left in it I think

>>57546605
mainly pltr

I love the way Cathie Wood pegs me
uwu

>>57546749
Sales are up in Europe but down in China. Phone sales (including android) have fallen since 2020 due to lack of new features so consumers are holding onto their old phones for longer.

>>57546733
>How big is yours?
25 feet, that's how I know that's a good ceiling.
> I could definitely get away with less than 40 ft but im a pretty big guy (for you) so I need a larger cabin or its just gonna be miserable.
You probably don't want to live on a boat then IMO. Once you get into the 30 foot range all the things people say about motor yachts really start being true for sailboats too. You can't play games with the $3k electric propulsion system like I do for example.
> Also, if Im gonna be on the ocean, a larger boat is always going to handle rough seas better.
Eh. I don't think it's really practical to anchor *in the ocean.* Rivers like this one are pretty protected so the chop is pretty limited.
>My budget, if I was gonna do this in the next 5 years, would be 45k
You could easily get some undeveloped land and a decent shed for that price. I've spent <$10k on this.

>>57546770
Doctor Pepe anon, are you actually a doctor? Have you ever pronounced someone dead?

Sold some SOXL calls today. What do I buy tomorrow? I have $150k in various shit and I need to remake my portfolio completely. Help me out, smg faggots

>>57546732
yeah it's looking good

>>57546732
I bought 1 (one) share for shits and giggles

>>57546761
You are completely misunderstanding me and literally putting words in my mouth. I’m VERY pro landlord. I just think real estate prices should only rise to match inflation. Then I could buy even more rentals. Maybe even get a bigger house with the extra money I save. But most importantly the social contract will be broken if housing remains unaffordable. Why should the working class labor without the carrot on the stick? Rising residential real estate values benefits no one and threatens the very core of this country. I will watch Canada’s collapse from this issue with great intrigue and hope the same doesn’t happen here.

>>57546788
Every Chinaman from Hubei to Shandong has capitulated on their market, meanwhile shorting has been made illegal. YINN will be higher 3 months from now or I'm not Xi Jinping.

>>57546783
Well maybe a river would be best for me. At least when im just starting out. Having to stay up 24 hours or more during inclement weather to make sure I dont die doesnt sound fun.

>>57546818
That's why I have the mooring.

>>57546732
>>57546798
I knew I should've bought some calls when those gay ass captchas started popping up on various websites.

>>57546787
>Doctor Pepe anon, are you actually a doctor?
This is Dr. Apu
Dr. Pepe works in psych
>Have you ever pronounced someone dead?
Just threads, see: >>57546825

Inflation is defeated

>>57546732
I sold mine last year because I was getting gay vibes from them.

>>57546846
>When you expect your SMCI bags to correct in time instead of price

check PINS after hours

>>57546338
>+2.48%
>+13% YTD

>>57546840

>>57546813
>I’m VERY pro landlord.
then you utterly missed the point. RE prices are skyrocketing BECAUSE of landlord demand. Both wannabe small time leveraged-to-the-tits landlords and major institutions are engaging in massive buying sprees because their new construction and denser construction has been bogged down for years for a variety of reasons.
You don't actually think these price increases are from first time millennial/zoomer home buyers do you?
>Rising residential real estate values benefits no one and threatens the very core of this country
It very obviously benefits the landlords, who can not only demand increased rent, but can leverage the appreciation to buy even more RE.
>But most importantly the social contract will be broken if housing remains unaffordable
it already is shattered. The question will be what political options will be tried before landlords start swinging from lamposts, or corporate homes get squatted in enough numbers.

>>57546846
doubt that janet
ive heard internally that my company (200k+ employees) expects to be reducing this year

>>57546878
MEDS
TAKE THESE NOW

>>57546749
That's because the fad of being a FAGGOT is abating some.

>>57546846

>>57546883
Jews and chinks who own 100+ housing units are NOT landlords. They are corporate real estate investors. They don’t even know their tenants by name like me and all my landlord friends do.

what is this pattern called

>>57546921
The pin.

>>57546921
Upside down Bart Simpson

>>57546883
>It very obviously benefits the landlords
I don't think it does actually. RE is extremely iliquid so a squeeze just means volatility and getting your money trapped.

Market Maker niggers made SPX touch 5000 right before close.
What does this mean?

>>57546889
Meds. Now.

>>57546952
Memes

>>57546955
If you're going to generate AI slop, at least put some cute nurses in it

I love paying high ass utilities bills and losing money in utilities etfs. It's like a reward

>>57546961
Adding complexity to pepe pics detracts from the feel.

>>57546970
Futures price does not equal the price your providers bought at. You are paying for the price they paid months ago

>>57546921
>called PINS
>price movements form shapes like pins
bravo powell

>>57546948
>Here's why more money from rent and increased home value is actually a bad thing.

>>57546131
My 50m2 1 bedroom 1 bath apartment in the Netherlands is 340k euro's.

>>57546921
vfib followed by a single inverted pulse

>>57546994
It's a temporary effect though. This stuff goes both ways.

>>57546194
They're so narrow you can't park your car horizontal to it on the street without being in your neighbor's yard.

>>57546502
Illegals tend to live with their family who already have a home or other illegals in shacks. Not saying they aren't a problem, but the ones that have "made it" just live with a gazillion other renters in a run down apartment. They're not responsible for the housing crisis.

>>57546997
My parking lot in Monaco is worth that.

>>57547032
>Illegals tend to live with their family
This is mostly parents. The kids aren't illegal.

shaved my head frens

>>57547040
There are nearly 600,000 illegals who came here as children and are allowed to stay due to Obama’s executive order

>>57546194
Are these Airbnb houses?

>>57547058
Uh there are 10 MILLION illegal migrants that came in since biden took office 3 years ago.....and all of these migrants are shitting out anchor babies to the tune of 10 THOUSAND births a day.

>>57546131
How'd everyone's day go?

>>57547058
That's like 2.4%. My point stands.

>>57547072
But anon, there are only 5,000 non-hispanic white births per day? This is impossible, back in 1965 they said the ethnic composition of this country wouldn’t be changed???

I don't want to send the illegal immigrants back I want them rounded up and processed into hydrocarbons

>>57547095

>>57547040
I live in SoCal. I'm speaking from experience. A lot of adult illegals have legal relatives like distant cousins or are brought by the cartel or a company and living under special circumstances with a host. Their children will become a problem in the future, however >>57547072

Playing possibly the greatest VN I have ever played, Higurashi. And yes I said playing.

Sold my NET 105 calls to go all in on PIN calls for june...

>>57547119
>zed i could be agent m

>>57547105
Be the change you want to see in the world

>>57547134
Even if they're bunched up 5 per housing unit that's still 40% of the shortage.
In addition there are more illegal immigrants than legal births now so they're the bulk of the incoming demand. Throwing them out would solve the problem practically over night.

>>57547105
I stopped worrying about the numbers of hispanics when I found out (((Dr Steinberg))) in (((Los Angeles))) has been selling eye color selection for the past decade. Hispanics are white mutts, we can use genetic screening during IVF to make them whiter each generation. Its a solvable problem, and until then we get a worker class to do things until AI robotics are ready. However the chinks and niggers are another problem not so easily solved. I should invest in IVF more

>>57547170
Er 10%. idk where I got 40% from.

>>57547045
Hair loss treatment biotechs soon, brother.

>>57546952
Token moment before THA GREAT HEEM begins

>>57546194
>huge trucks
>tiny houses
texans are fucking idiots

>>57547211
Also Texas

>"MUH GUNS MUH FREEDOM"

Meanwhile the state is being invaded by cartels and third worlders and not one texas patriotcuck has fired a shot. KEK.

>>57546131
these tiny homes force you to pay 2k per month in "condo fees" too

>>57547229
you better not let that glorified dog shitting strip grow out too much either or the hoa will levy a fine

>>57547189
I just don't see the point in paying 20-30 bucks for a hair cut so I just give myself a buzzcut every couple of months.

>>57547045
same.
not that it matters

I'm short on SPY, long on BOIL
Will I make it?

>>57547211
The cucksheds are for the poors and those $60k trucks are for people who don't live in cucksheds. Anyhow F-150s are hardly "huge".

>>57547266
>B
Too bad about that.

>>57546245
>>57546584
people dont like sharing walls.
t. wall sharer

>>57546721
Section 8 defeats that.

>>57547248
Based and frugalpilled. Though most hair clippers let you dial the length up or down so you don't need to go totally bald.

>>57547248
i'm lucky that there's a nice vietnamese salon near me that does mens cuts for $12, with another $5 for a shampoo and about a 10 minute passage from a hot asian chick
even still i only get a haircut once a year and then let it grow out

*cccrrreeEEEEAAAAKKKKK*
Hey there, just poppin' in to let you know that every bobo on the planet saw that brutal rejection as soon as the S&P touched 5000. Well, gotta go, enjoy the rest of your night!

>>57547342
>passage
massage

>>57547321
Yeah I usually do 9-12mm but today I felt like cutting it off completely.

>>57546338
.89% today, almost up to $120k now. Feeling good!

>>57546215
amazing choice if you're good at cleaning and you can swim. If you suck at cleaning, stay away.
>>57547229
supposed to get you out of niggers, but I'm pretty sure section 8 is now paying it.

>ROCKER'S VID calls:
I was in on NYCB when it kept bouncing between 8 and 10 and I quit, it just pissed me off. And I was out when they announced the results, so I missed the hacking, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY TRADING HISTORY! Hurrah!
Yeah, NYCB isn't a terrible choice, imo, for a long term turn around. Even at 3-4% divy, they're not in a bad spot going forward, imo.

DIS gets promoted on every (((channel))) so even if they shit the bed with a dollar EPS loss, they'll probably go up.
Rocker Result:
>Missed

UBER
Rocker Result :
>Missed
HZT
Rocker Result
>Missed
TSLA
Rocker Result
>Missed

FYI, no opinion or statement implied about any hats involved and their size. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.

Welp another day. Didn't do nothing today aside from clean some gunk from round one of the cat's eyes. (Hey he's still got his cone of shame on and can't clean himself yet so you know someone's gotta do it) My little gamble play (NYCB) is still holding on.

>Interview with the Russian
watch here https://tuckercarlson.com/

What's the best Vanguard mutual fund?

>>57547392
If he praised Putin once I'll not forgive him.

The BYD supercars look really nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJDvp1boO78

>>57547396
A Schwab one instead.

Do any semiconductor ETFs have percentage limits on how much of an individual stock they can hold? NVDA must be around 50% of the entire semiconductor sector now. If there are limits won't these ETFs be forced to sell NVDA?

>>57547392
I wonder if the shit going on with Biden right now and that interview will cause markets to dump HARD tomorrow?

>>57547390
You need some SQQQ

What do I buy to make $1m

>>57547424
short defense stonks

Would you buy this chart? It closed right at the New Year's high.

>>57547346
Based Bobo

>>57547412
Why?

>>57547409
>Hey babe, here's my supercar.
>It's called a Yangwang.

>>57547396
Results based on your hairy potter house
Huffle puff: VOO
Slytherian: VUG
Raven claw: VTI
Griffendoor: VGT

Also you meant ETFs not mutual funds right?

>>57547427
>$1m
you think that'll be enough?

>>57546721
That's true actually, but SKEEERT, slow up. It would be more accurate to say Asians. Because who you're referring to is Asians, not browns.

Brown Asians and yellow Asians. That's who buys houses and honestly who is outperforming us whites the most. And they deserve it, too. It's fucked up. We gotta step our shit up. ALL POLITICS aside, this is what America is supposed to be. Friendly competititon with God-fearing people. And that's iffy. But for the time being, a lot of Asians are Christian or Hindu or something.

>>57547414
Depends on the rules for the index. ŚMH and SOXX are composed by different people. Limits can be 10%, 20%, or whatever they decide. And yes, that means they'd sell.

>>57547467
Actually I specifically meant mutual fund.

>>57547392
ITS LIVE
https://tuckercarlson.com/the-vladimir-putin-interview/

>>57546788
Considering your portfolio's worth, what strikes did you sell them at? I went short on SOXL too today. Bought $30 Puts for Feb 23

>>57547483
Literally why though? Do you like fees?

thoughts on NET when the market reopens?

>>57546131
>that picture
This needs to stop or everything will just become slums.

>>57547468
No but I'll make another post asking how to make $10m from 1

Are these indicators a meme or should I be selling?

>>57547499
Honestly at this point far as fees goes your paying the same for either VOO,SWPPX or whatever. Most fees anymore is 0.02 or 2.00 annually for every 10k you toss into it. Hardly enough to cause you any strain. (One less MCD's breakfest run; poof there's your annual fee right there saved for the next uh 2 years)

>>57546904
This is the same person who got audibly frustrated when Congress questioned her on taxing people for Venmo transactions under $600 dollars. She got so flustered like a dumb, overemployed bitch. I can't say this on YouTube.

>>57547456
Because Vanguard has been infiltrated with GAY and Schwab is still controlled by BASED.

>>57547424
>the shit going on with Biden right now
What did Poopypants do this time?

>>57547536
I don't know how useful it would be to trade off that, but the timeline view probably gives a better idea if you could use it. I would say it's just the rough sentiment of the market.

>>57547550
They should kick unelected officials out for lying and/or being retarded...like we can plainly see they just take the stand and say whatever.

>>57547468

>>57547134
We're gonna have to go to war with them eventually. You think I'm joking. The second Spanish-American War for Independence. That's what they'll call it but we'll nuke California and steal all their land.

Californians, you know what it is.

>>57547211
>>57547225
A big truck is more important than a giant house when everything's between 9 and 90 miles apart.

>>57540786
>>57540810
I was right. Eat shit, bitch. I'm the god of trading

>>57547574
A special counsel literally said he can walk on charges of mishandling classified information because he does not know what year it is.

>>57547566
Schwab is retarded though, like the thing cant even calculate market value correctly. TDA was 1000% better.

>>57547613
They just lie. Yep. They take the choice to lie. It's human. It is. But that's what it is. It's fuckin' lies. And just because it's the norm doesn't mean it's acceptable. We deserve better. We need to troll the mids. Troll the illegals.

>>57547655
You need to troll your way into making a fucking court and army and closing the fucking border with bullets.

>>57547668
Whoa whoa whoa, that sounds like setting up a new government and something that's highly illegal.

>>57547628
Rural NorCal here: i can take one for the team. Just remember most of the state above Excremento is on your side.

>>57546904
>>57547613
What changed?
>Hint: Trump was in office
These people are so fucking incompetent, they all need to be fired. Everyone at the head of every federal agency needs to be fired and probably put in jail. They are appointed to be incompetent so criminals can fleece the government and those same criminals prosecute and harass people who are against them (see IRS, DHS, FBI, etc)

>>57547679
Nope, all legal under the Constitution. Necessary in fact. Might have to apply to a city/county/state for the shield.

>>57547105
BASED

>>57547396
Vfiax

>>57547649
You should just always realize that when you have a criticism of Schwab it's actually your own flaw no matter what the alleged issue or your reasoning is.

MSFT and NVDA can't go any higher.
Short them.

pltr is unstoppable

>>57547704
Ahh, I can see this now. I have been using schwab as a reflection of my personal shortcomings. I have been attempting to solve my problems by projecting them onto Schwab, which is obviously not the dead sexy ladies man who can't walk through a room without getting mobbed by ladies. Instead it is just a long lasting trading house with lots of money and international reach.

>>57547414
>>57547474
But the beauty is they other semiconductors are bringing up the others. We'll have to sell eventually but I appreciate this point on behalf of the SOXL holders

>>57547134
>>57547628
Their only option is leave. This will happen eventually.

>>57547704

>>57547045
Nice, I've been shaving for the past couple years
Makes you more aerodynamic when you trade

>>57547682
The Great Redwood forests are fucking based actually. There are too many cool people in California at this time but text me in 20 years.
>>57547687
Alright brother. What are you, with the badge? Firstly, no. No. But yeah, baby. Alright. You gonna set it off or something? Please don't.

Should I or shouldn't I, /biz/? Not planning on betting the farm, but I have some dough that's rotting away in a mediocre mutual fund that I'd like to put to work for the short term.

>>57547686
They're not incompetent. They're evil. They're violating Federal law on and industrial scale and getting away with it. Every rape and murder committed by an illegal the past 3 years ought to be hung around their neck as an accessory charge, and then a noose. On national television.

>>57546131
I can only imagine how garbage lot those are constructed

>>57547728
And...
LIZ
ANN
SONDERS

>>57547628
>Californians, you know what it is.
don't need to threaten me with a good time

>>57547755
Some are incompetent some are evil and some are both. If you put an incompetent person at the head of an organization, then the people who actually benefit have a shield. The real problem is why so many people believe their obvious lies. Evil people will continue to engorge themselves as long as enough of the public is convinced things are normal, which is why they are literally arresting everyone who publicly speaks against them.
Imagine believing Joe Biden got 81 million votes. The most incredible thing about it is that so few people seem to care about this obvious lie.

>>57547776
German girls are objectively better-minded than non-German girls, but they're still girls. Wait, is she Jewish?

>>57547414
read them

just need 2% more for my BTI swing to be complete

>Ctrl f cpi 0 results
Why are you all so fucking useless why are none of you talking about the biblical dump happening tomorrow

Did you all forget cpi numbers have been faked for years? They are finally releasing the real ones in 14 hours. Say goodbye to your bull market. No rate cuts in 2024

>>57547887
because government data is hilariously fake and gay

>>57547887
Because all that matters are NATGAS AND OIL.

>>57547887
Before market or after?

>>57546382
Great work MARA bro. I accumulated a bunch below 16.

Hope that nibba looking for a 3x got into MARA and CLSK. Earnings on CLSK looking to continue the move in the morning at least.
>CLSK
>$11.87 +1.37
>+13.05%
>Feb 8, 2024, 6:49 PM EST
>After Hours Vol. 3.57M

>>57547887
CPI is released Tuesday buddy. Just enjoy the ride.

>>57547925
Did you even read the image you fucking moron

>>57547935
>read the image
have a (You)

>>57547925
Not him, but that doesn't appear to be the case.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/fridays-cpi-data-may-be-a-big-deal-for-the-fed-s-p-500/ar-BB1hZdUs

>>57546166
>You're a fucking nigger
how does one go on knowing that? exiting Palantir at 21.08? WHY?

>>57547948
Government has been revising past releases wildly for months now and the markets have shrugged it off. Tuesday's January CPI release will be interesting since Nowcasting is showing the CPI to be lower than analyst/market forecast.

>>57547973
Good.

>>57546194
honestly looks comfy ngl senpai

>>57547973
Uh... okay. Is that good or bad for us?

Disney? More like /biz/ney.
idk I'm just glad my grandparents' 401k is no longer in the red.

>>57546382
I don't know where to sell mara and clsk :0 I wonder

>>57547948
>As of Thursday morning, after the Labor Department reported that new jobless claims fell a bit more than expected to 218,000 in the week through Feb. 3
I wonder, do these jobless claims -- or the figures on housing, or anything else -- take into account the 8-10 million fucking orcs our government has ushered into our country in defiance of its own fucking laws over the past 3 years? We really are achieving Soviet levels of macroeconomic bullshit.

>>57548001
Well Powell isn't talking again for 40 days. IMO, based on seasonality February has been historically bad for the markets I'd be taking profits where they appear. If tuesday's CPI comes in low and the market does one more drive up I'm selling into strength.

Only NVDA's earnings on the Feb 21 and AVGO on Mar 7 matter for the nasdaq. We've already been through most semiconductor earnings, and that's what's been driving the SPY up besides AMZN, GOOG, MSFT.

>>57547887
>Biden in office
The CPI will be whatever they want it to be.

CPI revision tomorrow. 8:30 AM.

>>57548118
Okay is it tomorrow or fucking Tuesday? Which? Do I need to get up early and watch?

>>57546131
What's fucking crazy is the market is [still open.] And we just touched 5,000. And then we backed down. And everyone kinda knows what's going on.

We'll either crab from here or dump. But don't underestimate the crab, do NOT underestimate. The Crab.

>>57548130
Both, dumbass. Sorry. The CPI revision tomorrow at 8:30 AM is regarding the past 5 years. They are going to fix their shit. They are going to fix their equations. They are going to show their work. And they are going to actually try to show what REAL inflation has always been, no bullshit (hypothetically,) and then we'll move. Or we won't.

TUESDAY. Is the real CPI. 8:30 AM. You have to wake up.

>>57547925
What's the target price for clsk? 13.25?

>>57546245
Never shared a wall with a shitty neighbour huh?

>>57548167
back at the top... maybe. I'll be selling more at the open tomorrow and hold the rest. Problem is that without any major QQQ earnings until NVDA's anything can happen with the market. Bitcoin is back at the top of the channel but it can still extend to 50K before returning back.

>>57548159
Sorry, all this abstract macroeconomic BS has always been user-transparent to me. I never paid any attention to it before and never felt the need. Now I need to be a fucking Kremlinologist to figure out what the government is lying about and to what degree. Thanks for the assist.

>>57548030
Fun fact, DC has the worst B rank and crime rate in the entire US.

Guys my entire portfolio is in PIN calls at 50
What are the odds it bounces tomorrow morning?

>>57548211
Worse than N'Awlins, or even Shitcago? That's a shocker.

>>57548264
DC is 90% black. Nawlins is only 60%

>>57548199
It popped with the earnings. The formation of clsk has a cup and handle, it's going to maybe 13-14 bucks tomorrow. I hope Bitcoin holds, man

>>57548295
yeah I know. But a move afterhours on a thursday may mean different come friday morning.

>futures

>>57548030
Are you still complaining when you need to be training?

>>57548341
I can multitask.

>>57548324
Yeah.

>>57548130
>not just always being up and ready to trade by 7am at the absolute latest
>not trading 24/5
NGMI
G
M
I

ARE WE NOT BAKING?

>>57548417
New thread's been up but you aren't invited.

>>57548417
WE ARE DEVO

>>57548342
>>57548342
>>57548342

>>57546558
>fraction of the cost
Ever looked at the cost of renting a dock, nigger?
>won't dock
Yes (You) will. Whether for work or to buy tendies and gasoline, you need to dock.
>I'll use a public beach.
Have fun with the police either arresting or rescuing you.

>>57546358
>>57546595
Based 59 year old 4chan posters

GeriatricCHUDS stay winning

>>57547396
I've been on VTSAX for multi years and finally cashed out incrementally at about 14.88% in the black. I'm going balls deep into shaking my head as soon as it dips near its support.

I've also been day trading my fledgling RIRA