/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOUN BROS WGMI

>>57545046
cute cat

COMFY!

>>57544936
this, based anon
Fuck the overpriced garbage in the US.

SHOT SISSIES WHERE WE AT!?!?!

>>57544719
>>57544719
>>57544719

You are so fuckin retarded with the baking. The higher the S&P goes the more retarded people are here. All Bobos left, this explains why.

>>57545043
Go read up on Security Analysis by Benjamin Graham. A stock is fundamentally priced on its ability to issue money back to its shareholders in the future. Chinese capital controls make that literally impossible. Your stock is fundamentally worthless and taking a number you found on one of their SEC filings doesn't change that.

BOBOS GET DUNKED ON

>Beijing replaced the boss of the China Securities Regulatory Commission, the country's markets regulator, on Wednesday.
China bottom is in.

>>57545065
They are short ladder attacking the SPY

>There are people in this very thread that invested in china and thought they were going to somehow make money
Lol. Lmao even.

>>57545095
How much did you make on SNAP?

>>57545046
My portfolio consists of 100% PLTR and DIS. This has been a good week. Is this how everyone else felt in 2019-2022 when I was retarding it up on Canadian Weed Stock Retard Options?

>>57545087
Don't give me hope I wasn't going to slurp more until 15300. It's looking tasty now.

MARAchads, how we feelin'?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>

>>57545105
QRD on why everyone is shilling Palantir?
Do they even have a marketable product?

>PLTR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57545095
We will have the last laugh once this clown market dies.

>>57545097
Haven't sold yet. SNAP is such a steaming pile of shit I'll probably hold this put for a while longer.

FUCK UTILITIES

>>57545076
You don't have to be smart to make money in the stock market. Only mentally stable. Bobos are schizophrenics that think they are genius savants but really they're burnout failures in life that can't even beat a passive index.

oil chads

>>57545095
FOR THE RECORD I do not believe in Chinese companies. I only believe in corruption and bail outs, of which the CCP is hard signaling. I am buying the GENERATIONAL bottom for China which will only be caused by their QE.

>>57545112
Something something govt. contracts and their founder is a literal homo

>>57545124
which ones in particular are hurting you?

>>57545113
gamma squeezing tommorow, retail bobocucks keep trying to short this betting against the DoD and middle eastern oil kingdoms

>>57545120
not bad

>>57545126
>Bobos are schizophrenics that think they are genius savants but really they're burnout failures in life that can't even beat a passive index.
ouch... my pride

>>57545135
Do you really think corruption/bailouts will benefit the low class chinese investor? Nobody respects the stock market in mainland China. It's seen as gambling. Their trading apps look like fucking gacha games

>>57545046
nigger

>>57545138
What's the short interest anyway?

>ARM up 50%
>totally not yet another softbank pump and dump goys

Shorting PINS x5 leverage before earnings report.

Anyway I've given up. Go ahead and throw your money away stupid gweilo. All the smart money in China has already fled to other east asian countries and the west.

>>57545138
>retail bobocucks
>retail
why does any retarded faggot on here attribute literally ANYTHING in the market to retail?
the entire market is moved by large traders and institutions mostly by algos that the heads of these firms don't even understand.

>>57545161
no idea they just keep shorting and covering and trying again

>>57545164
>there are people itt who are investing in ARM and not day/swing trading it
lol
lmao even

>>57545119
Clown market never dies, half the country thinks if men put on a dress they are biological women, airline companies are killing people just so they can not be called racist, and you think the clown market is going to "come to an end". We are just getting started.

>>57545169
most options are traded by retail

>>57545169
>mostly by algos that the heads of these firms don't even understand.
ITS SCIENCE RUN AMOK

>>57545112
Couldn't tell you. I'm a retard. But I thought Peter Thiel was based. I watched it fall from nearly-$20 to below its IPO price, and someone told me they had crazy amounts of cash reserves and I thought, companies with cash on-hand don't go to zero. Other than that, the vibes just seemed based, schizotypal CEO and all. I used 100% of my leverage to get a sub-$9 pps and it alone has been undoing the years of financial self-harm I engaged in in the late 2010's and early 2020's.

Literally couldn't tell you why I bought DIS. Well, in Feb 2020 it went on sale for half-off due to the parks shutdown, I didn't sell when it nearly hit $200, and by the time it was back down to $80 I figured "well they still have a near-monopoly on American media IP" and the media narrative around them in the past 2 years smelled fishy.

My lil SOUN doing a lil something

IOVA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57545192
>they
jews

>>57545152
Are all other stock markets any different? When enough people start losing money either the gov steps in with bailouts or lots of people suffer. I win if either scenario occurs.

>>57545212
the PCC causes the crashes in chinkland, retard.

>>57545195
is becoming a millionaire as simple as listening to the motley fool?

Anyone still coping with NVAX? Will we ever see $200 again?

>>57545173
At some point the retarded mumus will run out of money to dump into the US stock market, and when that happens, prices will stop going up and people will start to look at the actual underlying value of the companies they've invested in and the returns they can expect. Then they'll realize they could've got better returns if they'd invested in T bills instead of the shitty overpriced mutual funds they put their money in.
That's when the bloodbath will begin.

>>57545176
kek delusional
about half of 0DTE options are retail giving their money away.
you are not nearly as important as you think you are

>Still a 2024 virgin

>>57545226
>NVAX
RIP to my January 2024 15.00 calls.

>>57545227
>At some point the retarded mumus will run out of money to dump into the US stock market
You don't really believe this do you?

>>57545224
Idk I've been holding this turd for like a year now I hope they pump it up

>DIESEL

i told you guys Nvidia was crashing
but nooo
nobody listens to five dollar fred

>>57545227
We are definitely in a bubble make no mistake, but the stock market has always been a bubble since it's creating. The bubble will burst, a few hundred wall street guys will jump out the window of their office, and then a week later institutions will start slurping the dipperino. The exact same thing happened with covid.

>>57545237
so you are genuinely ITT shilling someone to buy your bags. good luck fren

>>57545234
That money isn't infinite? Yes I do.
>inb4 muh QE
No, the last two rounds of QE increased the debt to GDP ratio from like 70% to 120%. They can't keep doing this without real consequences.

I'm gonna be a cavillionaire

I just realized B-trees were invented by a Boeing employee. Why didn't they tell us this in my computer science classes in college? They spent so much time talking about Steve Jobs and floppy disk sectors in the OS class they could have spared ten seconds to say that in the data structures class.

>>57545245
>The exact same thing happened with covid.
except it took a massive, massive printing program by the Fed handing out $$$$$ to the richest people in the country to "save" the stonks. Without that program we would've gone a lot lower.

wtf happened

cmon mumoidz lets get this poop and pee 500 green again

>>57545246
what on earth are you talking about? it's at record highs

>>57545261
Crabbening?

>>57545224
I'll never understand why Motley Crew stopped touring and started shilling stocks.

>>57545250
Debt to GDP doesn't mean anything anymore. The only thing that matters is as a country you aren't at the bottom. Globally every country is in the shitter, the US is still considered the best so they can continue to print for eternity. Unchecked inflation is bullish for the stock market anyway. When your currency becomes worthless everyone just owns stocks.

>>57545267
Sell it all.

>>57545267
nah it was super high last night, wtf happened?

>>57545272

>>57545281
>Debt to GDP doesn't mean anything anymore.
This kind of delusional thinking is why bubbles happen. NEW PARADIGM, right?

>>57545281
>so they can continue to print for eternity
the fuck timmy gon' do?

>>57545267
>he doesn't know

SOXL

>>57545293

>>57545283
>You’ll kill the market

>incel bastards didn’t make 88k today in 0dte calls
>live with momma 4eva

is disney back?

>>57545249
Isnt that the entire thread

>>57545297
The stock market IS a bubble. It's one giant ponzi scheme. It's fucking amway on a federal level, but it will always exist and is the foundation of the entirety of the United states. Even during the great depression there were people immediately waiting to buy the dip. Bear markets are short, bull markets are eternal. We have an actual fucking retard as president and the markets are still pumping because that's what markets do.

>>57545319
If thats what it takes!

>>57545311

>>57545076
I've been saying for a while that when we bobos all go quiet on /smg/, that's the signal that we're near a top.
I don't post here anymore other than to antagonise Rockjew and Bagkike, and even then I don't really bother with that these days.
It doesn't matter how mumoids think it's a no landing or soft landing or if the economy is red hot because muh bidenomics or whatever the fuck these screeching monkeys say this week.

The yield curve is de-inverting.
The unemployment rate is rising.
The job numbers are total BS to the point where even the kike media are laughing at how fake they are.
There is actual deflation happening in China.
Banks are still collapsing.
Debt interest is going to $1T/y. (Or is it already there?)
The entire stock market is one gay stock.
Insiders are dumping.
March 2024.

>>57545339
this is just a graph of population growth

>Bought NVDA calls a few days ago
>Already up 50%
Gunna sell soon before end of feb (earnings)

>>57545169
>retail bobocucks
>retail
>why does any retarded faggot on here attribute literally ANYTHING in the market to retail?
>the entire market is moved by large traders and institutions mostly by algos that the heads of these firms don't even understand.
Good post, for once in this dumpster fire general.
Anons used to post a lot like this around the time of the last bullrun too and no one paid attention then either.

>>57545339
What are you babbling about? The stock market isn't a ponzi scheme. When you own a stock, you own part of a company that produces goods and services. If the company and what it produces is valuable to human beings, then the stock has inherent value. If the amount of goods and services a country produces increases over time, as has happened in the US, then of course the stock market will grow with it.
What a dimwit you are.

>>57545355
Mannarino is that you? You told me the world was ending 3 years ago

>>57545355

What's a good stock to either call or put right now? Assuming $1700

>tfw have been beating the s&p by 10% regularly for 5 years now
>tfw now making more money in stock market than my job
>tfw havnt told my close friends or even GF because I want to avoid golddigging
Does anyone have a community that focuses on steady-yet-fast investment I can vent/flex to? I hate /biz/ and reddit with a passion

>>57545385
That sign should say "Bought the 2024 dip".

>>57545392
WRAP would have been a good one this morning.

You had a WHOLE fucking YEAR to accumulate FNKO and you accumulated OIL instead…

>>57545398
I dont talk about it anywhere but here and my parents. I also had a big win early this year.

>>57545355
Sure thing

Anybody here have experience with Lightspeed for shorting small caps? I'm broker shopping for somewhere I can do more advanced trading than what I'm currently getting

>>57545405

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SOMEONE FIX IT NOW

>>57545413
Roughly 3, but yes. Kek.

>>57545088
Stop talking like a fucking nerd and tell me what this means.
Not everyone knows this gay TA mumbo jumbo kid.
Downvoted your comment btw

>NFLX slowly crabbing while bleeding 30 cents every few minutes
I really dislike you freaks so much, you've been infinitely pumping the market for months now and you pull this shit? Just let me get out of my calls so I can go do something actually interesting with my day

>>57545417
We'll make it fren. Mumoids are going to be sad they ignored the yield curve de-inverting.

>>57545440

>>57545377
>NVDA is trading at $700 a share because they said the term "AI" once
>TSLA has a market cap of $600 billion despite the fact they sell like 8 cars a year
>Meta has a market cap of over a trillion despite the fact the literally produce nothing
>not a ponzi scheme
Yeah ok buddy.

Uh oh is this another shake out.

>>57545440
>We'll make it fren
Slow and steady wins the race.

>>57545392
DIS might have a tad of meat on the bone remaining but its really a boring hold atm you have to buy like ten September 160 calls or some shit to make 20K if they truly turn it all around after today.

My idea of complete batshit insanity with 1700 would be bull call spread COIN June I think its 350-370 if you can get enough of them with 1700 I would say at least 200K profit.

>>57545377
and what gives the stock value, exactly? they don't pay dividends

>>57545460
THEY CAN'T SHAKE ME
I'M NOT SOME FUCKING BLACK BABY

We will never hit 5k, HEEHEE
https://youtu.be/3ZctEXMPV10?si=rTIo_CwtkQ2C3h4E&t=18

what's the point of this stalling at 4999.9999 just let it go to 5000

>>57545458
You're pointing to the overpriced bubble stocks as evidence that the whole stock market is a ponzi.

>>57545461
That pocket bike racing game burger king released 20 years ago is still unmatched.

>>57545504
to rope in bobo shorts to squeeze

>>57545355
retard posts like yours appear every single day, lurk moar

>>57545458
>TSLA sold more EVs than every other car company combined
>ITS NOTHING!!!

>>57545463
Some stocks do pay dividends, but in general, when you own a share of a company, you own part of the business and its assets. That means you own part of every factory, intellectual property, land and equipment that the company owns.

>>57545355
>antagonise
stop reading there

>>57545355
just 2 more puts lil bro! you're the most contrarian trader there is, buddy!

>>57545504
Eventually we'll get there
Then all the normies out there will be like
>"Stocks are going up? I have to get in on this!"
Then it will pump to like 6 or 7 thousand in a couple months
And then it will crash down to like 2500 in a week

>>57545458
NVDA is trading at 700 a share because they have a near monopoly on hardware required to run potentially world changing technology that virtually every company would want
TSLA has a market cap of 600 billion because of their data and AI advances, which significantly outpace every other car manufacturer (not to mention their EV sales below everyone away, i personally own a tesla and love it)

>>57545339
Stock market is just shorting the dollar

>>57545526
okay, and what gives value to holding a 1/200,000,000th share of that company?
why does it hold value when that company issues another 100 million shares?

>>57545526
>when you own a share of a company, you own part of the business and its assets
That used to be true. Now I think it's the broker who owns the actual shares.

>>57545525
Correct, Tesla sold 8 of the 12 total EVs that were bought because EVs are a meme and a bad one.
>sir it's time for your 5 year $30k battery replacement
>Oh shit it's below 40 degrees, guess I can't charge my car
>whoops my house burned down because the 1000lbs of batteries in my car spontaneously combusted

>>57545510
None of these are overpriced bubble stocks. Retards are like "dotcom bubble" all over the place without understanding that everything is different, notably the PERs. Nvidia would need to be at $1400 right NOW to match Cisco at the top of the dotcom bubble

Anythign good this afternoon?
I might gamble on AFRM

>>57545557
That doesnt matter to the stock price. Youre only tricking yourself.

>>57545525
>BYD sold more EV's than Tesla and it's trading 10 times cheaper.
>IT'S NOTHING BYD IS CHINK COMPANY BUY TESLA!

Yeah, it's over for Natgas. Out of business

I am losing all my money

thanks fellas, pleasure doin /biz/ with (You)
outta my way bobo and mumu shits. the sun is out and its warm today

It's time to buy the battered mining stocks. (e.g. First Majestic)

>>57545606
>Buying First Majestic when Pan American exists.
Anon...

>>57545577
>China bad
Yes. Why is that hard to understand?

I wish SPY would go down.
Is that bad?

>>57545554
>okay, and what gives value to holding a 1/200,000,000th share of that company?
Huh? You own the assets of the company proportional to the amount of shares you own.
>why does it hold value when that company issues another 100 million shares?
When the company sells those new shares, the money it gets for them goes into its bank account, which is partially owned by you. So while you're share of ownership decreases, the value of those shares increase because the company now has more money.

>ARM pumps 50% on a slightly better report
Am I crazy or is this just insane? NVDA pumped mere 20% on significantly better numbers and much better guidance. As far as I know, ARM is barely even in the AI game.
Good for ARMsissies but the upside seems quite limited from here.
I guess the market is pricing in their potential step-in into the AI game... or maybe not and then when ARM announces their AI chips, it will rally another 200%

>>57545449
kino, I like this direction

>finally able to exit my NFLX calls
I really enjoy trading NFLX but it can be extremely fucking annoying sometimes waiting for the moves to happen since there's not much volume on it

>>57545668
ARM, AMD, and AAPL are set to receive the same AI pump that nvda and smci got.

>>57545161
Just checked, it's102.52M as of 01/12/24.
Bullish.

>>57545668
>>57545688
ARM is a Softbank pump and dump like wework. Check out Wework's curve. The peak before the dump is when softbank's share lockup ended. ARM's ends on 14th march iirc.

Fug, if only I had risked it for the biscuit a few hours ago with SYRA.

>>57545113
>>57545692
I have shares and leaps. :)

PLTR will never break 25 and hold
this is the top
will close in single digits tomorrow

>>57545668
One theory I've heard is that as AI improves, micro controllers and embedded application controllers (largely ARM right now) will be in higher demand for robotics applications.
It's an interesting theory. Personally I like holding MCU manufacturers like NXPI and STM just to get exposure to a lot of this stuff rather than ARM. I've never really been a fan of their business model.

I doubt that's what's actually causing the pump though. I think it's softbank fucking around. They have a history of playing games.

>mfw she chops, chops, chops real hard

>>57545668
>>57545700
ARM puts are so expensive wtf???

>Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually break down.

https://youtu.be/IcDpPUTLxig?t=18

>>57545700
The problem was that wework was a company no one ever heard of and had no product. Every single human on earth carries an ARM processor in their pocket. See the difference?

>>57545733
people selling them don't want to have to deal with assignment, unless you give them enough cash for them to just figure it out.

IT'S OVER

>>57545753
EXTREME SNEED!

Wtf

>>57545700
Wework is real? I though it was made up for that mini-series starring Anne Hathaway.

>>57545733
Not so if you know what you're doing.

>>57545733
ARM is hard to borrow for shorts. Fun fact the borrowing costs are factored into put prices

>>57545770
We all wish California was just made up for television.

>>57545753
fun doesn't even start until 88

I love nailing tops like this

I will never buy or sell Natgas again. This doesn't feel like a market at all, worse than stocks. Should have just bought oil, fuck me. What a waste of money (not sold yet, but gonna get liquidated soon and not gonna throw more into this bottomless pit)

>>57545746
Yes, you've made my point. Every single human on Earth carries an ARM processor yet they still make pennies out of that ($3B a year) and they can't raise their margin because manufacturers will tell them to go fuck themselves and use something else.

holy shit FUCK joe biden

this is finance related do not ban me

he is destroying us

>Stocks in 2024

https://youtu.be/4QRWihMrjRk?t=103

>>57545798
What convinced you that NatGas was the play in the first place? Last I remember it only got a massive bump at the start of the Ukraine war no?

do not check the MMRI

>>57545803
That's bullish for natural gas quit bitching.

>>57545809
I don't even know what that is.

>>57545803
>guzzling rightoid slop
>noooo fuel prices are going up!!!

>>57545803
Fucking ignorant demented imbecile AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>57545800
So we have a company that has guaranteed positive cash flow forever from every human alive and this is somehow a bad thing?

>>57545803
That's actually bullish for brappy gas though

>>57545803
They literally can't even give natural gas away let alone a need to make more of it

AHHHHH DO I SELL ARM OR NOT
HELP ME DECIDE /SMG/

40 minutes to go

>>57545824
are you fucking retarded
Biden just ended natural gas exports, you know, one of our biggest industries? we are (were) literally the #1 exporter of nat gas in the world

oh well, enjoy buying russian, rest of the world

>>57545836
EU and Asia need gas and tcf's of it.

>>57545803
Fracking is good for the environment though

>>57545803
Biden is bad for business because he will change his mind for the largest bidder, or fine your business if you dont do what he wants.

>>57545827
No RISCV (which is completely free) is going to shank them.

>>57545849
Why did he do this to us?

>>57545046
Holy fucking shit. Natgas just threw itself off a cliff

>>57545845
Sell half and consider the other half a gamble.

>>57545808
Was higher prior to that to. And the war is still going on. But it seems to not matter one bit anymore. Then you have Biden who for environmental reasons (lol) bans exports. Higher energy consumption. More consumption in the EU than last year. All irrelevant. Allegedly now the highest count of Open interest in natgas. Seems like it is all short. Still, it doesn't move as if there was trading.

FUNKO
U
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>>57545417
Get a job pepe

>>57545800
That is actually pretty interesting. Their margins seem to be quite limited and they are highly reliant on consumerism. So realistically, how much can the revenue really grow? Not that much.
Compare that to NVDA which is massively increasing revenue every year and has room to spare.
This pump is crazy. There is nothing warranting a frickin 50% pump from an already high value. Yes they mentioned AI but come on... don't you have to show you can actually generate money from it? Like NVDA or MSFT or META or others?

>>57545870
Joseph Robinette Biden threw natgas off a cliff

>>57545863
lol risc has been around since before you were born and has not gained any market penetration during that time except in north korea due to sanctions. Its a nothingburger

GOING FOR 5000

>>57545746
God damn that is a powerful cow

>>57545827
Even if RISCV wasn't a thing as >>57545863 mentioned, a stock doesn't go up because "a company has a guaranteed positive cash flow forever". It goes up because people think the company will get more and more valuable over time.

>>57545852
That's the joke. Exports not allowed. Not the fracking though, from what I've heard. Or has he banned fracking together with exports?

>>57545889
Not RISC, RISCV.
God it's such a shit name but it refers to a particular RISC ISA.
Also the "R" in ARM stands for RISC in case you forgot.

Sold $40k bitfarms, have $60k left, up 125%
Do I convert it to SSO or UPRO?

>>57545803
Makes no difference to me, I just ride the NATGAS volatility ranges from whatever floors it finds, over and over and over.

>>57545888
Did that happen today? There was supposed to be a serious rally after that dip yesterday. Starting to think this was all planned

He can't ban shit gas will be exported you fucking chuds. If the gas industry goes bankrupt you will pay $7/mcf like yurofags and asians.

>>57545903
I'd watch dxy and sofr futures and wait until next week for UPRO, maybe write 3% OTM puts if you're feeling impatient.

>>57545905
what floor? it bumps 20-30 points and goes 80-100 lower.

>>57545932
Ngmi.

>>57545905
yes you're very good at losing money

god dammit we were so close

Anybody got any Cloudfare plays? They recently fired a lot of people that even went viral.

>>57545942
Also ngmi

>>57545932
This ain't NATGAS floor season my pigment abundant fren.

>NATGAS
How much lower can it go?

>>57545910
>listen here fat, we have to keep the price of gas down for all americans, white or poor.
>I was talking to Queen Elizabeth last week. She told me its a damn shame more natural gas companies haven't gone bankrupt yet, and I agree.
>*air hand shake with no one*
>*shuffles off stage right*

>>57545942
I've on trades but made way more than lost.

>>57545894
> japanese wagyu bull wearing business suit holding newspaper, sitting next to pretty woman, text saying "bull market" words saying "BULL MARKET", green stock arrow going up behind him, scan of a 1990s Japanese video game magazine advertisement, photograph, bent page crease

>JEPI dividends

>>57545962
I'm guessing between sub zero and $1.44.

>>57545902
Isn’t risc 5 still from the 90s? Its a meme for freetards who jerk off to open source projects. Not a real competitor, sadly.

>>57545981
Kek this pic will age well. The newfags will learn.

>Yellen: we don't have to get prices down because wages are going up

How in the fuck did this idiot get a job in the government? She wouldn't be fit to run a McDonald's, jesus christ.

>>57545883
>don't you have to show you can actually generate money from it?
kek that's the fun part, you don't need to actually make profits for it, just mention AI in an earnings call and watch your stock rip.
The only company that has shown to make REAL money from this AI bubble is NVDA, and that only lasts as long as the big tech companies keep buying chips to stuff into data centers.

>>57545063
The stock's not at $0, therefore the drink works. That's the wisdom of crowds.

>>57545876
is this the power of consoomers?

Added 2 more trades to yesterday's tally. Currently 8W/2L on the month so far.

>>57545981
I have a $5 riscv board on my desk right here running Linux. Chinese companies have been going full tilt with it for a while.

>>57545967
>keep price of gas down
>electricity still going up 2% mom
lol

>>57545081
In 2030 Harris will seize all assets to cover social security for illegals, therefore your cute little Cede & Co SPY shares are equally worthless.

^See how retarded that argument is?

>IRBT up 10%
After the Amazon deal fell through, this company is going bankrupt.

>>57545997
Keynesianism is a disease

>>57545997
Are you implying that she's more interested in helping companies instead of people?

>BOIL bhenchods
They'll never learn

>>57545997
>idiot
>job in the government
Anon, are you ok?

>>57545997
>this idiot
She seems to be competent and executing on her mandate. You just think she's supposed to be doing something else like maintaining the treasury for the government.

>>57546013
It really jogs the noggin. Is all our money going to BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL?

>NatGas
JUST CUT MY LIFE INTO TRANCHES

>>57546030
>>57545997
>get a job
Get? It was given to her. For specific reasons.

>>57545997
>How in the fuck did this idiot get a job in the government?
Seriously anon? Seriously?

Just sold all my Palantir. Good call? Sold all my Nvidia as well months back when it popped. Want all these high pe hype shit out of my portfolio.

>>57545997
She's right though. Consumerism is at ATH or close to it and people have fully adjusted to the higher prices. Hotels are booked, flights are booked, restaurants are still full every night. People are eating that fast food slop. Yes, real wages have dropped but they are on the rise again.

>>57546022
Are they winning the race to build sexbots?

>>57545970
What AI do you use?

>>57546022
I bought anyway just because the CEO seems like a cool guy.

>>57546053
you missed out on a lot of money with nvidia

>>57546028
I bought calls yesterday like a FUCKING CHUMP

>>57546062
Turns out when only make annoying vacuum discs for 20 years and nothing else, you go bankrupt.

>>57546071
you missed out on a lot of losses with natgas

>>57546024
>>57546030
>>57546031
>>57546049
>>57546050
Yes I'm well aware of the jewish nepotism but it still blows my mind how they fucking get away with being so stupid. If this were to be in any other career like math, engineering, biology, etc. her ass would be fired and blacklisted from hirings forever in a just world.

>>57546007
If you use Linux, you are deranged and not representative of market trends.

>>57546080
>engineering
Have you seen AAPL and BA?
Technical arguments only matter in Pull requests. Everything else is social.

>>57546071
I did, probably would have doubled my money at least. I put it into uranium and a mega cap tech on a big dip though so I didn't miss out completely, still 60-70% up on the nvidia money and much more comfortable. Palantir has a 200x pe, it's insane.

>>57546053
Palantir is going up more for sure. My target price is at least 30 EOY.
NVDA is in a scary zone, my calls I bought a few days ago are up 50% probably sell tomorrow or next week.
As long as you sold for profit, do not second guess yourself. Its more important to not lose money than to gain it because its easier to keep money than to get it back.

>>57546080
Her job is not to be right, her job is to help get Biden elected. Giving the media quotes, sucking off donors and appointing lackeys, or giving Xi a lap dance so he doesn't trigger a bond crisis. That's her remit.

>>57545970
best I can do with stable diffusion

>>57546087
This has to be bait.

>>57546080
Corruption in the federal government has gotten so bad they dont even bother to hide it and pretend it was just always like this.

>>57545551
doesn't that kinda show that the dump is mostly over?

>>57546053
solid call
PLTR will never break 25
this is the top

>>57545250
meanwhile

>>57546080
Look at the new wonderful jobs.

>>57545192
>I didn't sell when it nearly hit $200,

Without an exit strategy, you won't sell even if it goes down 99%.

>>57546104
Linux fanboys are absolutely deranged. No, I dont want to hear about how "safe" you are from hackers. Id rather not have to teach myself an entire field of computer science just to make my computer work.

NEXT
>>57546131
>>57546131
>>57546131
>>57546131

>>57546141
You are way too early, cletus.

>>57546132
We're talking about embedded processors retard.

>>57546103
I spent a solid month with SD when it came out. Its very limited. Dalle3 is a huge jump. Sadly its cucked and I can’t run it locally. Sometime in the next 2 years parity will be achieved but until then I just male sanitized pics using microsoft’s NVDA gpu farms

>>57546104
If you aren’t even self aware of what being an Linux user means, you are truly lost. Please tell me your market positions so that I may invest completely opposite of them

>>57546120
Anon, management keeps diluting shareholders. Both currency and votes. Nothing on the horizon will change that.

>>57546128
Uh that's looks really bad....

>NVDA might close red

>>57546141
start at 300 newfag

>>57546103
Why not use dall-e

>>57545981
Killing it, fren

So is federal decriminalization coming? I heard there's supposed to be some big weed announcement soon

>>57546141
kill yourself.
tie a noose around your neck and kick away the stool

Buy or sell SOFI?

>>57545398
Tell me something that will moon

>>57546237
me
*drops pants and wiggles butt in your direction*

>>57546211
Only if Biden wins :)

Except even if he wins the democrats won’t do it because then next election they can make the same promise. Its still not a bad time to invest in weed ETFs though

>>57546141
THERE IS A LOT OF LIFE LEFT IN THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING MORON

>>57546205
local AI is more fun and uncensored

>>57546253
Saved

>>57546258
it's lagging a year behind

>>57546007
That's pretty cool. What model?

>>57546283
Milk something.

>>57546258
Yes however at this point local models are only more useful for (1) porn (2) public figures (3) racist memes (4) violence and gore. Everything else Dalle3 wins by a considerable margin.

>>57546253
>Except even if he wins the democrats won’t do it because then next election they can make the same promise.
Hey, come on now, don't hassle the old man. He'd literally just forget.

>>57546294
>(1) porn (2) public figures (3) racist memes (4) violence and gore
99% of use cases covered then

>>57546294
Which one would make something like this?

>>57546299
I don’t regularly desire images of Taylor Swift having sex with Adolf Hitler in front of the Auschwitz ovens. Dalle3 is fine for me.

>>57546155
I dont really give a shit what you were talking about, I was just commenting on linux fanboys

>>57546044
WE TOLE YOU PEEPOLE NATTA GET INVOOLVED INAAAAAT

>>57546319
okay

>>57546316
I’m not sure what DignifAI is using exactly because I don’t follow those developments, but its almost certainly Stable Diffusions img2img mode with custom models

>>57546294
You're too unimaginative if you think local models are only good for that.

>>57545981
yeah RISCISO was big, i used to hang in their IRC channel on efnet. but what you're thinking about is likely SPARCs and IBM's Power RISC systems

>>57546343
Stable diffusion can hardly handle a character riding a bike or having multiple characters with different faces. It’s stone age tech in comparison to Dalle3. Its a giant power gap in capability.

>>57546368
Dalle-3 covers a broader range but Stable Diffusion is better with specific subjects.

PINS

PINS
HOLY
FUCK

>>57546368
What is the point of making random safe for work pics with AI when I can just type the same prompt into google images and get thousands of higher quality human created examples of whatever I'm looking for?

>>57546251
Heehee

Ey clsk mooned and then dropped like 10 points after hours? What the hell I wanted to sell

>>57546429
>>57546430
no surprise there, it's literally just a website

>>57546495
There exists no such photo of a man holding LLAP bags with a giant red arrow going down behind him.

>>57546430
Not surprising given the fact that many similar tech companies operate at massive losses in an attempt to follow Amazon's growth model.

>>57546495
your dumb logic applies to lewds as well lmao. DallE3 is for making pictures that don't already exist and aren't "big tit waifu standing there with horror cold cuts crotch"

>>57545046
if you only had 2k to invest in chip/semiconductor stocks which would you go all in on and leverage for quick wins?

>TSM
supplies Tesla, Apple, and Samsung

>NVDA/AMD
currently going up thanks to the AI Bubble, and their AI dedicated GPUs

>SMCI
doing numbers and supplying components for NVDA, industrial computing and now booming thanks to the AI Bubble as well.

>KLAC
I don't know as much about them but an Anon in a previous thread was shilling them.

Is natgas ever going up again?
I thought we were switching all of our coal power plants to natgas until our nigger government lets us have fusion energy?

Ok now it's over...

>>57546825
>page 1
come on now

>>57546831
Well it's over the bump limit, so it's dying...
It's past the point of no return
All we can do now is make it comfortable

my biggest position is doing ok. some smaller ones are up or down.

>>57546793
nvda and smci

>>57546211
lol they have been saying this for 30 years, its never happening. Just like they will never solve homelessness or drug abuse or cartels or open borders, it helps them get elected so why ever fix it? Its working perfectly (for them)!

Do any semiconductor ETFs have percentage limits on how much of an individual stock they can hold? NVDA must be around 50% of the entire semiconductor sector now. If there are limits won't these ETFs be forced to sell NVDA?