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ITT: Financial natural selection. Stuff that would make one wonder if the person could possibly be mentally handicapped and might be in need of a caregiver
What makes someone like this?
>>57545576They are mentally deficient
>>57545410i used to feel the same way about africans as i do now about these peoplecavemen banging rocks in an age of airplanesthis whole calling my broker to ask permission to send them money so a digital entry in a centralized database is updatedthen oh whoops we messed that upit's so infantile compared to blockchain
>>57546068
>>57545576it's a cult. this is why we still have gme, amc, bbby, xrp, pmg stocks on this board daily with the same fags posting the same shit everyday
Damn nice collection, Anon.These plebbit faggots
>63 posts by this idIs this the power of weaponized autism?
>>57546169Shut the fuck up
>>57546153I'm starting to feel really sorry for these folks. They just seem so stupid. So stupid that may don't deserve to be fucked with... It's like they're completely unaware of what's going on. These are the people you hear about who always seem to get taken advantage of by the wealthy.
>>57545576It's a shill thread trying to make GME chads look bad along with the (rightfully so) AMC, BBBY, LRC, etc baggies. Who else would go through the trouble of posting SIXTY FIVE (65) images
>>57545364
Reddit unironically needs to wipe out these subs and 4chan jannies should also remove all those bagholder generals.These are online cults and it's the best way for those poor people to get out of them
Look how much lines these guys can draw, every line seem so important, they are so smart!
No negative posts, please? Only positive, lets stay zen guys....
Stay zen... Stay zen...
>Hello fellow apes! Donate some more money to me!! I am on your side, tee hee!!
>Remember when we were all united against the hedgies, guys? When we were all together strong and firm... When can we get back to doing that :(
If we all average down, it is all going to pay off in the end guys....
>>57546201Lets donate more money to the PP show, maybe the PP show will investigate this thread if you give him enough money?
>>57546388Look fren, I only own GME and MMTLP and I have no idea who PP is
>>57545799kek brutal
bump
>>57545364>2024>GME diamond hands>"Im just waiting for the short squeeze"
is it morally wrong to convince "apes" to buy gme amc bbby, for the lulz?if someone who is more intelligent is acquiring their money in the end, isnt that a net plus for the econom and genetic pool?
>>57546419Go shill GME to your boomer parents, like this guy
When is RC going to tweet something cryptic on twitter again? We need more insight on his master plan on defeating the hedgies!
Apes down 95% in a time the SPY is up 200%
>>57547581Jesus Christ I hope this is fake
>>57547549Well that is the whole thing about this. In a usual scam, someone profits in the end. Nobody here is really profiting from this scam. It is a scam, without a scammer. Everybody involved is taking themselves for a ride.They either : 1. Are simply too stupid to have the situational awareness to realize how badly they fucked upOr,2. They know deep down they made a huge irreversible mistake, but decide to delude themselves because they know the alternative would be offing themselves
>>57546212>winter 2020 "we decided to try and make up for the losses from covid">Market up over 100% from march 2020 to december 2020Blaming their GME losses on covidWhat did they mean by this?
>>57545991Poor mom, trusted her beloved son :(
>>57546212>>57546198How can people be this fucking stupid? Why would you take out $340k pre-tax and put it into GME?
>>57547805>Why would you take out $340k pre-tax and put it into GME?You ever met someone who became successful coasting through life only taking suggestions from other people on what they should do? It's kind of like that, they do what people tell them to and it mostly works out pretty well because the general advice they get are safe and efficient even if not always the best, they stick to it and that's the most important part, time in the market for trying in life. Then one day ten of their close friends says something retarded because they read about a dozen other retards on the internet retarding so they do it. Now they've done something retarded and they never learned the capacity to say no to ten retards until now. In the future they will either be more careful, or do something retarded due to peer pressure and not learn anything from their losses because it was totally the rich elites fault they put hundreds of thousands of dollars into a pump and dump at the peak.It could be worse though. I make a lot of decisions by myself and they tend to be the opposite of what people tell me to do and more often than not I do something retarded. Sometimes I beat the opinion index market and do something smart against all odds though.
>>57546257reverse capo
>>57545364Watching people throw their money to shitcoins when they could easily invest in scientific research and the future of technology for a long term investment is pleasing to me. The more time that passes, the more im happy that i bought eth, agrs, btc, icp, inj, arp, when they launched.My stocks grow but also the tech that will change my life later in life
>>57545768How did these retards get that money to lose in the first place?
>>57547934>>57547859>You ever met someone who became successful coasting through life only taking suggestions from other people on what they should do? It's kind of like that, they do what people tell them to and it mostly works out pretty well because the general advice they get are safe and efficient even if not always the best, they stick to it and that's the most important part, time in the market for trying in life.If someone tells them to become an engineer or a programmer or whatever and save 75% and put it in bonds or an index fund, they can accumulate money FAST even though they're just constantly doing what other people tell them to do. They're hard workers, only problem is they're not thinking much outside the box of societal acceptance. They need social approval on things to do before they do it which can steer them right off a cliff if unlucky.
>>57547581fuck boomers, jej
>>57546276Pfahahaha, if you have something against our people don't say it bro, that's inconsiderate to our spiritual flow bro.We swing with market and ride the flow man, it's visionary and so much easier than well-suited men know-it-all made it appear like. The market is like a battle and there are many warriors, with many of us the battle will be won, I can sweeten you the deal, but you have to promise your loyalty to the pack dude.So don't you want to join the Nation of Islam?
>>57545364>>57545378>>57545388>>57545433>>57545464>>57545641>>57545768>>57546054>>57546079>>57546110>>57546140>>57546276>>57546290>>57546484>>57546562Reading these makes me a better investor.
>>57533781>>57548171
>>57546079KEK
>>57547581Oh no no no no no :^(
>>57545682im seething at online picturesgood job op
>>57545576No father.
are these people retarded? they have zero knowledge about money or investing and theyre throwing their lifesavings at random reddit posts, then they post most delusional bullshit>amc will go green again because of....distributing popcorn to retailers>hollywood NEEDS amc!>why isnt uhhh FBI doing anything!god im angry
>>57547581Oh man...
>>57547581lol
>>57546079>Averaging down works as a concept for blue chip companies which have cyclical resultsShit didn't expect to find a gem of advice here. Reading these makes me die inside by proxy but sometimes its worth it.
>>57547581>poor boomer dadHe still signed off on that.
>>57549385typical cuck behavior this dude has such a small dick that even his wife's boyfriend has to sign off on a purchase decision this pathetic what a loser
>>57547581Maybe the most painful one of these I have ever read
>>57545576https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome
Is this the bottom? Watching them hate buy the top again will be glorious
half this shit posted to reddit is fakeyou have to remember they get validated by being something to talk about and get replies, these people specifically craft a story to facilitate that. nothing about this is organic or real.
>>57549633Damn that's hot. I've always wanted to have a drunken orgy with anime cosplayers at a convention. I wonder if it would be worth it?
Keknice thread OP
>>57546198This is why they all need to 'call their broker' and talk to 'reps' to get their 'investment' throughKinda the same reason why ETFs exist
>>57545364I mean he has a point with dark pools, but that is funny to do TA on something going bankrupt
Holy shit, that's a lot of images
>>57549807you are so dumb that wasn't even my point i'm not gonna explain things to you because you are a retard
>>57549832Nigger. What else? The fact that it got 9 likes meaning baggies gonna cope? If you read between the lines, you'd know I was saying it's funny to cope with ta on an asset going bankrupt
>>57549832I see.. your brain is on attack mode. What a weirdo. Imagine being this emotionally attached to bags that you don't even hold
>>57549843>>57549848Stop responding to AI bots fool
>>57549856AI bot was right. I am retarded
>>57545378>Only $61 to go>Check price>$14Holy shit I hope this is old before the split lmaooooo
>>57549872kek
>>57547581>d-d-diamond h-hands...
It's a doggy dog world
>>57545369holy fuck, this just convinced me to try to scam those dudes. I remember when dogecoin was popping off I scammed retards into sending me their stack for "staking" lol
>>57545364>MACD
>>57545576In too deep and doesnt want to realize they lost it all. "As long as its not over I haven't lost"Not really different from some bagholders here that think their altcoin from 21 is gonna make a crazy comeback when its flatlining for a year now
>>57545410not your keys not your stock lol
>>57547581holy fucking shit
>>57545576B12 deficiency
>>57546034>this whole calling my broker to ask permission to send them money so a digital entry in a centralized database is updatedasking permission is seeking denial
These are the people from whom I’m taking money?
>>57547581So how is it going to be for this guy? Shotgun to the head, hanging from the ceilling, maybe try starting shit with a cop?
>>57545576Not knowing what a PnD scheme is and thinking that billion dollar investment funds would fall for the same shit againThey bought the whole "owning billionaires" thing so hard they unironically think they are fighting them by holding huge bags of dying companies stocks for years on end
>>57551470lmao these people really think that buying shares of a dead brick and mortar company is going to own the billionaires i bought that stock before but that whole plan was stupid billion dollar investment funds aren't as stupid as these people they'll just take their money and dump on the market what a bunch of degenerates these hedge fund guys are gonna be eating well from their stupidity i have a huge cock
>>57551484hahaha so true dude crypto is such a scam i have been trying to tell people that but they just won't listen also i love how retarded these people are they think they are going to >own billionaires by buying gamestop shares but they are going to actually just be donating all their money to the billionaires i have done that before when i was younger but that was dumb i have a very big cock though
>>57545799>AMCApesTogether
>>57545364Based baggie kekker
>>57551484>>57551492fucking bots...JANNIES!!!
>>57545576How much time do you have?https://youtu.be/5pYeoZaoWrA
>>57545410>Cryptocurrency? that's dangerous, you could lose it all in a hack!>Crypto is totally Unregulated (tm), i prefer tradfi, where a stockbroker can lose 10,000 of your shares and when you ask where they are they tell you to go fuck yourself. much better than unregulated crypto>>57545768KEK never knew i needed to see this. minus one hundred fucking percent. 700k lost. holy shit>>57545991actually demonic>>57546101jannies need to just ban these fucking bagholders, for our sake and theirs, and so they can't suck anyone else into their cult of losing>>57546257at this point i think "MACD" stands for McDonalds ie where they will be working after bagholding this shit >>57547581unironic elder abuse holy shit i hope that is fakeBTW thank you OP i always enjoy these threads you make. these people are fucking insane lol
>>57553912>at this point i think "MACD" stands for McDonalds ie where they will be working after bagholding this shitkek
fucking kek...mcdonalds indicator giving off a Strong Buy so I can go flip burgers there after selling for -40%
>>57545991Holy hell, this has to be the worst one I've ever seen>my son's a redditor and he's going to buy gme with my retirement fundsPlus, you know he doesn't believe that he's done anything wrong and it's the evil hedge funds that ruined his mother's life
>>57556112
>>57556129
>>57556140"Do a flip", look how much that one got upvoted...As soon as you stop being useful to them, as soon as you show concern, or really any emotion besides blind cheerleading hype for that shitty stock, they call you a shill and discard you.Huh, so much for "Ape strong together"... Womp Womp Womp!
>>57556225retards gonna reet.
>>57556225It is so fucking sociopathic to me that this message would be removed (I.e. "sorry you did not follow the rules") when the dude is clearly in distress.Just removed, and nobody to blame because the website/robot/entity (whichever way you conceptualise it) is not a real person you can argue or discuss with. Nobody to blame. The rule is blind cheerleading, if you start to suffer you are automatically erased, no recourse. Godamn
>>57558451Same shit as when an airline loose your luggage, overbook your flight and delays it 4 hours. The only options you get to be heard are to go trough an automated system designed to be inefficient and break your balls as much as possible, or a single temp worker who started one month ago and is not even responsible for what is happening to you (so you even feel bad complaining to them). Complete lack of accountability, get fucked and please smile
>>57545576I'm glad i got out of ATER I lost like 70% and now I'm up 77% on my first PLTR shares
>>57545364crazy how it takes me a while to remember these tokens when back when they were in the limelight I knew al the lore.
>>57545572the redditor self realization
>>57547600>Rome cannot crash we dont have a symbol for zero!
>>57546345that reply is truth
>>57547581This is fake, post legit redditors and replies to their cuckery
>>57550364you feel like a god compared to the people you want to scam?
How do we get these people into crypto?
>>57545965>Why do you care so much about what other people do with their money?
>>57545364bump
>>57556225One less Redditor in the world. Thank fuck.
>>57558451>>57558516Its twisted
Bumping a good thread
>>57545576low iq and impulse control
How many so called apes have killed themselves over this whole period I wonder? We will never know.. Usually the only sign is a reddit account that just stops postingPoor apes!
>>57545364Alright... Enough fud about people killing themselves over this shitty pump n dump stock...Lets post some posts from deleted accounts
>>57564598
>>57564609
>>57564647Apes.... This truly is a class struggle!! We need to get more poor uneducated minimum waged people to buy this shitty stock to defeat the hedgies!! It is the only way!!
Gotta love apes they will buy BTC at 75k (the ones with money left)
>>57564715They are the smart persons exit liquidity. They make getting rich possible.
Everybody needs to relax and wait on Ryan Cohens next stupid meme tweet
Concerned about loss? Shut up. You must be a shill. Stop scaring away potential recruitsThis is a class war guys. This is the little guys against the big billionaires! We need more minimum wage uneducated fuckheads to burn their money away, come on
Need food? Need to pay rent? Working minimum wage?Put your money into this, and you will get rich. You are a little guy, we are all little guys, and we all care about each other...
thank you for posting these. I felt like a dumbass for playing penny stocks and pretending to be run the show moving things a few points for fun and taking a small win/loss intraday. regardless of how risky my trades have been they have never whatever mental illness this is
I suddenly feel better for being a crypto degen all these years. This is like 100x the delusion of your average "I believe in the fundamentals" crypto redditor.
I'm amazed. Even crypto bagholders aren't as delusional. The thing is, while some people may have a hard time trying to understand the tech background of their shitcoin, you can learn enough about how financial markets and stocks work in a couple hours/day to avoid losing money like this. Zero excuses.
>>57566869XRP bagholders are the equivalentthere's also a "silver ape" bagholding cult on r/wallstreetsilver but those have lost at most 20% of their investment, nowhere near gme/bbby/amc
>>57566869what really gets me is that they really think that in the case of a "moreass" where each one of their stocks is valued at billions of dollars they would actually be able to cash it outdo they really think the government wouldn't step in?
>>57565513wowhow do they come up with those fantasy scenarios?no matter what the reality is they will eventually come on top somehow.amazing, really.
>>57565513>RC doesn't fuck retail overhe literally pumped and dumped them kek>>57567051they think that once the hedgefunds are bankrupt the US government will liquidate all other stocks to give to them and then once that's all dried up the government will just start printing trillions to give directly to a bunch of redditors. it's completely delusional>>57566909>>57565934this kek. it's comforting that no matter what happens i won't eat shit this hard. even if one of my shitcoins takes a 99% loss the max i can lose is my initial, these people yolo their entire life savings into near bankrupt companies even when they are told by the company themselves explicitly not to, and continue putting every paycheck into it.
>>57567292They are brainwashed retards.
>>57545400THERE IS STILL A GME (BAGGIE) GENERAL ON THIS BOARD
>>57546201you're all the same anon>>57546101kek, I forgot the boomer rock baggies
>>57565597The emojis are one of the worst thing that happened to the internet
>>57545576Memeoids. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vZpTMkoVpQk
>107 posts by this ID
>>57568750at least gold is at ath and silver hasn't moved that much. it's just sad to see young people who can afford to play more risk putting their entire life savings in boomer rocks that will barely grow
>>57568750>kek, I forgot the boomer rock baggiesthis, jej>>57570809why would anyone buy shiny pet rocks, i just dont get it.
Holy shit amc stock is down to $4 from $200 this is worst than any crypto I've ever bought
>>57570883it makes sense if you're a multimillionaire looking for a counter cycle hedge to sell your gold when the markets shit themselves and buy everything at a discountit makes zero sense if you're here
>>57570954even then you would be buying paper gold, not literal rocks.
>107 pbtidholy shit the levels of seethekek downies
>>57571256atleast he actually sold lol
>>57571162yeah true a gold etf is far easier and you don't get jewed by coin shops or risk burglary
>>57570223Good post, good keks. OP is not a faggot.
this whole thread is insane
>>57573447kys baggie
>>57547672also applied to most married guys
>>57573447most based thread up on /biz/ atm, now buy the dip baggie
Based OP contribuuuutor
>>57571179kys
AMC had a little bump in price last week, looks like the MOASS has began.... Buckle up apes..
Oh yea... The tides are turning now....Hedgies are fucked!! WOO HOO!
>>57575125the moass has definitely begun i'm so excited to watch all of these apes finally reap their rewards it was so clear that this was the real deal when jim cramer came out and said that amc was >just a meme stock the hedges were doing everything they could to keep that price down but now it looks like their time has finally come buckle up indeed apes we’re heading to the moon
Apes are in control.... It is going to happen any moment, any moment it is going to happen.... Any moment...
>this thread is still up after 3 daysStill going through the posts and laughing>>57575125>Short interest as a percentage of float: 11%>Short interest when it squeezed was 27% with every retard on Robinhood slamming market buys>GME short interest was over 100%I don't even want to know how they calculate these delusions any more
Why doesn't this person post anymore? It's been MONTHS!! Come on, man....
>>57549884kek, same energy as linkies
>>57545965wow if it wasn't for a retarded father that daughter was well on her way to being one of the very few of her generation to buy a house.
Now this is the spirit!! Fellow apes, we need to find more working family men like this guySaving money for your kids tuition? That is what the hedgies want...We can do better than this though, we need to find all the single mothers, who are working minimum wage jobs, and convince them to put their welfare into this stock. It is very important. Remember guys, this is the little guys against the evil rich, so we need the poor people on board
>>57545660>Chapter 11 does not mean bankruptcy.
>>57575785Redditors are complete s o y faggots. Who writes like that what a queer.
Jesus Christ the amount of seething from both sides. Literally who gives a shit what people are doing.