/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ee e e um um a weh
Ee e e um um a weh

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

NATGAS
OIL

the anon below this post is GAY -- he likes MEN

NVDA best superstonk

>OSCR: +19.61% AH

PLTR bros im nervous about tomorrow

>>57535800
CHECKED
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AND BASED

>>57535807
You might be a gay but when you're right, you're right

>>57535813
feels good man

Oh shit Disney owns Two More Weeks now?

The secret is out.

Comfy time

>>57535800
In the jungle the mighty jungle the bobo shorts toniiiight

>>57535828
>Pic
Make this guy President.

>>57535808
I’m trying to get the bearborg to smile but that's causing the model to garble the text nearly every time

> Disney+ exclusive home for Taylor Swift concert series
Swifties, our response?

>They will see us waving from such great heights, come down now
>they'll say

>>57535839
I have a "stock trading chair" that looks just like this. I wake up at 8:00, make coffee, go to the chair, and start scrolling through finviz.

>ARM

wgmi bros. thanks anon from a month ago

>>57535815
What's tomorrow?

Everyone is invited to the party, even Bobo!

>>57535848
I wonder how much they paid her for that.

>>57535868
Thursday

>>57535828
>don't let them pay taxes
..wait a tick

>>57535828
>Don't indoctrinated their children
>Don't invade their private property
>Don't make them die for Israel
>Let them have a good time
>Don't steal their income

Wow, he is going to get in trouble supporting unvaccinated people

>>57535868

>>57535844
I think may I have struck gold with this one

The problem with PYPL is that they compare it to SQ. And SQ are the same fraudsters who sold Elon twitter, a 70% bots disguised as real users company that has never made money and will never be able to make money. SQ is the same thing. It'll never ever be profitable. Can't compete with that shit.

So surely, this is the top now. We can't keep this up. Should I just sell my SPY now?

>>57535789
thanks for this webm, was looking for it for a while.

So a company goes public and sells 100 shares

After that why would the company give a single shit about the "shareholders"? It already got the money why should it return anything

started at the bottom...

>>57535921
They are literally legally bound to PROFITMAXX

>>57535894

>>57535887
>he understood the joke
>sort of

>>57535933
OK but why would a company care what it's share price is. How does it benefit them if their shares are $1 or $100

>>57535921
Because the shareholders are the company.

>>57535921
Several reasons:
>Share price as a performance indicator: The market value of a company's shares is often seen as a reflection of the company's performance and prospects.
>Capital Raising for Future Growth: Companies often issue additional shares after the initial offering to raise capital for expansion, debt repayment, or other investments. If a company maintains a good relationship with its shareholders and has a strong share price, it can more easily raise capital through secondary offerings.
>Shareholder Rights and Influence: Shareholders, especially those with significant stakes, have various rights, including voting on important company matters such as mergers, acquisitions, and the election of board members.
>Avoiding Takeovers: A strong share price supported by satisfied shareholders can protect a company from hostile takeover attempts.
>Executive Compensation: In many companies, executive compensation is tied to share price performance or other metrics that shareholders care about.
>Market Perception and Brand Value: Public perception is crucial for companies, and a positive relationship with shareholders can enhance a company's brand and market value.
>Access to Resources and Partnerships: A company with a strong share price and shareholder support is more attractive to potential partners, clients, and employees

>>57535952
what's with all the pajeets spamming AI slop? neck yourselves

>>57535949
Because a company has a certain price set when going public called an initial public offering and perception of performance is relative to that.

>>57535808
>>57535844
That iwth the grin is nice hahaha, truly terminator vibes with the human teeth.

Only post custom AI slop if you add something meaningful to the SMG conversation, like me

>>57535963
What show is that

>>57535959
Hey, hey. We got Terminator Bear out of it.

>>57535952
Is your entire post just copied and pasted AI output?

>>57535789
lmao there's an animal that needs putting down if i've ever seen one

>>57535933
i want to cuck her bf with her
i bet she wears his key around her ankle

>>57535972
Margin Call.

>>57535932
What did you do, buy fractionals of BOIL?

>>57535975
No, from google. But I did AI make that image

>>57535959
(1) I’m whiter and richer than you (2) its relevant to the thread theme (3) 4chan is an IMAGE board

>>57535938
>>57535894
>>57535844
>>57535808

all saved

>>57535921
Because then they can issue more shares without diluting the price. Its like printing money, you want to print shares to sell but also to keep the demand for the shares high so that the selling price remains high
I believe Amazon, Tesla and many tech companies got most of their capital by selling stocks, over many years, only work if the price stays high

I just had sex with an Asian girl

>>57535976
>It's not enough that I should win, others should lose.
This is literally the dogs mentality. Destructive.

>>57535996
Put your trip back on, baggie.

>>57535986
lmao the leather jacket..

>>57535996
Miscegenation is a sin.

lets all yolo into ENLV heck yaa, im so unconfident i have to post on the basket weavers forum
so letss buyyyyy

>>57535842
>>57535817


>>57535848
Bullish as fuck, now women don´t have to make up excuses to watch a children´s network, and they are the most rash half of the consumer base. Just buy some small stake in Louis Vuitton and some candy shop and you got everything a woman can ever want.

>>57535996
It doesn't count if she's not your sister. Step-sister at least.

>>57535996
based

>>57536027
kek what the fucc

>>57536038
never been to whore training camp?

>>57536027
Ummm... What's the name of this lady's job? Asking for a friend.

>>57535986
I don't care about the images, but if people are gonna use chatGPT to reply to posts like >>57535952 then this thread is objectively worthless

>>57536002
Baggies dead, he bought SNAP calls and died.

>>57536002
I’m not baggie tho

>>57536050
Now, but If it´s like that I would like to. Where do I sign up?

>New York City will soon launch a $53 million pilot program to hand out pre-paid credit cards to migrant families sheltering in the city’s hotels, according to a new report.
What do we buy to profit off this? I already know the long play is GEO.

>>57536038
They're trying to increase the birth rates. Can't you see the flag in the background? They're very patriotic.

>>57536052
I think it´s called a "madame".

>>57536067
pretend to be an illegal immigrant

>>57536055
In that anon’s defense, asking why a company is beholden to shareholder interest is worth of a chatgpt response

>>57536062
ngl the Undertaker Index (UTX) is lookin mighty weird.

>>57536067
Short NYC municipal bonds.
>>57536084
Probably also not so crazy. A free NYC vacation sounds nice if you're into that sort of thing.

>>57536067
kek NYC is gonna become a fucking mexican cartel hot spot with constant gang wars. How much longer before we see dead bodies hanging around rooftops and beheadings in central park?

>>57536089
WHO HAS THE JENNA AI LEWDS!

>ARM
bros... I am going to be rich. It just keeps going up

Why the fuck has MSTR gone up 2% but BTC gone up 2.58% as of right now?
And what was that scamwick down to 467$ the other day?

>futures

>>57536100

>>57536089
I'm pretty sure it's kicking ass, beating SPY YTD at least.

Damn NYF doesn't have options. You'll need a hedge against interest rates too.

>>57536100
>NYC is gonna become a fucking mexican cartel hot spot with constant gang wars

>>57536132
What, you too good for PFIX?

>>57536052
Uh oh. What's that down there? Is that a...

Can you explain me as a foreigner why New Yorkers keep voting blue despite them no longer being the dynamic and growing state they used to be when I was growing up? I don´t really care about the virtues or flaws of each party, but surely after what seems to be decades of decay somethings would have changed?

Jesus, ARM... yet another +100 P/E tech stock. We have another 30% on NASDAQ at this point. There is no stopping this train. If shit like ARM manages to pump 30% on slightly better revenue and EPS (I honestly expected more, they didn't really grow all that much), imagine how much NVDA is gonna pump as they report significantly higher revenue and EPS. NVDA is gonna be trading at PE of 30-40 which means it will do another 3x to keep trading at around 100.
It sounds insane but I legit think NVDA will do another +200-300% this year

>>57536174
Blue means free shit and/or a sense of moral superiority.

>>57536100
>How much longer before we see dead bodies hanging around rooftops and beheadings in central park?
that shit has been going on since little mikey was mayor

>>57536166
It's just a wrinkle on the dress.

>>57536174

>>57536151
>PFIX
Nice.
>>57536201
Based native American women.

>>57536174
The reason the richest states tend to go democrat is because the economic wealth brings in a huge worker class. The democrats promise them free gibs because democrats are the party of slavery and want more slaves on their plantations. Republican states may not be quite as rich but they are much better for the middle class and anyone trying to escape the eternal poverty trap

>Americans now owe a collective $1.13 trillion on their credit cards, an all time high, per the Federal Reserve Bank of New York

...bros, wasn't one of the key reasons the 1929 crash and great depression happened was due to too many idiots spending a shitload on credit to then never pay back? This shit's making me rather anxious now, fuck.

>>57536228
They say it was because of over leveraged stock market speculators and it's way FINRA and the SEC get so far up your ass today here while the Europeans can still party all day long.

>>57536228

>>57536228

>all in 58 put 2/9 pypl
How fucked am i?

Is 4chan giving you guys ssl cloudflare error?

>>57536228
If there were some kind of viral movement encouraging Americans to call up their credit card companies and say, "Sorry, but I'm just not going to pay it" our economy would absolutely crash with no survivors. It wouldn't even take half of Americans in debt doing it. Maybe as low as one in ten. It wouldn't take much.

>>57536253
No

>>57536253
Check your clock and/or stop trying to post from Windows XP.

>>57536189
>>57536201
>moral superiority
>changing data as according to race and gender

I still don´t get it, wasn´t John Wilkes Booth democrat, aren´t the democrats the ones associated with Jim Crow and wasn´t the democratic party the one associated with the segregation era south?

>>57536215
yeah, but how did this shift happen? I´ve seen how the republican party was the party of the north and the democrats were the party of the south, but then the tables turned around either Woodrow or around FDR. was it the great depression?

>UBER reports big wins
>stock doesnt move
hm

>>57536253
Run.

>>57536228
It's fine. Jesus, stop with your boboism and just enjoy the bullish mood. Life is good, economy is great, wages are good, stocks are ATH are keep going up at an exponentially greater rate. Everything is as it should be

>>57536269
Yes the old Democrat party was exactly what is called "extreme right" today. It got hijacked by the progressives in the German/Irish part of the North and was transformed starting in the early 20th century.

>>57536269
LBJ’s huge expansion of welfare called the “war of poverty” which didn’t actually change poverty rates

>>57536255
There's already speculation that retards at Walmart and other shit like Affirm at not paying off shit for things like BNPL. That type of fuckery is going to snowball and cause a domino effect along with auto loans and CRE escalating very quickly.

Is buying PINs 50c for June a good idea?

New ad services rolling out with amazon

Might finally be profitable next year

Why the fuck did I sell my NVDA calls...

>>57536295
LBJ might actually be the worst president of all time. Worst than Lincoln and FDR combined. The white replacement act of 1965, the “civil rights act”, the “war or poverty”

What % of my poorfolio should I put into gold long term?

>>57536269
Yes. They love slavery.

>>57536332
0%, don't buy high

>>57536277
Thanks biden

>>57536332
5% if you portfolio is less than $1mil. But be sure physically possess the gold, don’t let other hands hold it for you. Don’t expect it to be a traditional investment. Its just the gay prepper survivalist store of wealth that would survive the complete or major socioeconomic collapse (which is unlikely but non-zero chance of happening)

>>57536319
And this is why patience always wins. If you just hold and keep buying, you will always outperform. Come on bro, why sell the one AI tech company that is trading at reasonable PE? The one that has benefited the most out of all this... the one with the best outlook and biggest growth opportunities. Why?
>>57536332
Zero, gold has underperformed and has indeed lost relative to inflation in the recent decade. Stocks are the way to go if you wanna hedge against inflation. There might be a play for copper but that depends on China so it's pretty damn risky

>>57536293
>>57536295
But if I know about this even though i don´t really study US history how come some black kid with acess to the internet doesn´t stumble on it´s own upon this info. Surely there are plenty of people in places of education and power aware of this narrative?

>>57536336
God, I wish that was me (peting the dog).

>NVDA is up 45.53% YTD
Why the fuck is this allowed?

>>57536277
Oh its roaring alright, gonna get me some flapper girlfriends to party all night!

>>57536352
Meh. Paper gold is fine IMO.
You should have some physical silver and offline crypto. All this including the gold should be ~5% of your portfolio.
If you own rural real estate outright you can shrink this.

Price target for the S&P for YE24?

I am bullish but the bear speaks to me at night.

>>57536364
because they are selling computer parts that are like $300K a piece to mega corps.

>>57536364
Because the 2020's are the new 1920's, enjoy it while it lasts!

>>57536339 it feels high right now
>>57536352 I will KMS if there's a real collapse
>>57536360 I don't like gold but so many suggest I get int oit
Thanks guys, I'll stick to gold pepe's instead

>>57536362
You are way overestimating how intelligent Americans in general and African Americans in particular are and way underestimating how easily they're influenced by propaganda.
That's why the elites like them. They're super easy to manipulate and too dumb to meaningfully stand up for themselves.

>>57536371
6666

>>57536369
>paper gold
The economy collapses. Society collapses. Eggs are $82000 a dozen. I'll just call my gold holder and have him send me my gold that I bought and totally own.

>>57536380
My dude, Im portuguese, the average portuguese understands something about wine and Formula One. Even we at some point can tell when we are being lied to, even if we passively don´t do anything about it.

i'm all for AI stuff and what not, but seriously. Using chatGPT in responses to other people is fucking pathetic.
and like anon said, is completely defeating the purpose of board.
go talk to your robot alone.

>>57536367
This massive bull run has been completely justified at every turn and our modern economy and markets are very sound compared to 100 years ago.
There is no bobo thesis anymore and we are going higher. Remember JPow's legendary words: higher for longer. He meant the market.
>>57536379
I am holding a gold stock which has been performing quite well and has given me plenty of nice divvies. I would never bother with real gold since I don't buy stuff that doesn't yield actual returns.
I mean just look at the graph of gold. It is just so weak. It's better than silver, for sure, but man is it weak compared to basically any big US stock.
I pity those fools in /pmg/ that dedicate so much money into junk that offers negative return (losing to inflation)

>>57536379
>it feels high right now
it is, mostly historically

>>57536402
Yeah, we post various riffs on a cartoon frog, as was done by our forefathers. Good enough for me, etc.

Damn microsoft just hard locked me out of making pics until tomorrow. Yall are spared further AI slop.

>>57536362
The internet is recent, not a lot of time for the subsaharans to be enlightened. But yes they are slowly learning things, like who owned the slave ships. However they would never risk losing their free government money for being black (currently $800k per negro over their lifetime)

>>57536369
>crypto
>after america collapses
Lmao you will be sucking dick and regretting those useless zeros and ones on a machine that you didn’t even store in a faraday cage. But yeah silver is arguably more useful than gold due to gold being incredibly expense. I don’t think gold is overvalued btw, the growing upper and upper middle classes in emerging economies like China, Indonesia, and India desire it greatly. Gold will continue to go up. Which makes it less useful is survivalist scenarios, but useful a few years out once things recover a bit and you managed not to starve to death

>>57536395
>The economy collapses. Society collapses.
What does this look like in practice? It looks like South Africa or worst case Zimbabwe/Rhodesia. Last I checked the South African stock exchange is still going.
>>57536399
The average mixed African American is practically clinically retarded. You're way overestimating them. Giving them 3/5s of a vote was extremely generous and probably a mistake.

I spent 4 years amassing 100k and Charlie Munger died before he told me what I'm supposed to do next.

>>57536414
You are comparing the collapse of a literal oogabooga sticks and stones economy to the greatest economy ever to exist on this earth. You are actually completely fucking retarded.

100k in a tax free account, WHAT DO I BUY? 90% SSO ??

i bought some call options for an earnings play they report their earnings tomorrow after the bell, but yesterday and today the stock pumped hard and im already up 250%. do i close out now or hold through the report?

I ain't rich yet but you know I ain't broke, where my rocketlab chads at?

>>57536428
>oogabooga sticks and stones economy
I'm comparing two developed British colonies that let too many Africans into administrative roles. South Africa and the US were comparable 150 years ago.

>>57536425
that was 100K back in 1993 anon. You now need to get to 500k to let compound interest carry you to the promise land.

>>57536442
You can take profit by rolling up if you still want exposure.

>>57536449
>comparable 150 years ago
And this matters now because....??

>>57536467
The collapse will play out in a very similar way because the environment, the kinds of people involved, and the decisions they're making are very similar.

She just asked for round 2. Cya tomorrow badasses.

>>57536414
>1930: 88% white population
Seeing as we are no longer a largely racially homogenous society, also with untold millions of immigrants who do not share our history or our culture (or even our language) a big crash would not be a good thing, not at all.

>>57536508
It will look like South Africa. You can already see it in Southern California, that was a prototype for the rest of the country. You can still trade stocks in Southern California and you can trade them on companies headquartered there. In fact it's probably a better idea than trying to move around/trade physical precious medals there.

You do not own enough regional bank puts.

So wait... today .SPX topped out at 4999.89?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK
COULD NO ONE ANYWHERE SPEND AN EXTRA ELEVEN CENTS?!?!

>>57536537
>precious medals
How much are purple hearts going for these days

>>57536590
People are gonna cash out at 5k.

>>57536590
4999.89 + 0.11 tip to MMs

>>57536552
So I'm going to get fucking roasted when the regionals crash because I got headfaked by SVB huh?

>>57536414
I blame corporate media on both sides.

now that BBBY bed bath beyond is closed, where the fuck do I buy towels? I can’t shop for them online because i need to feel them first. The only other place I could think of is target but i hate their LGBT BIPOC posters they have everywhere. Where are the good towels at???

2D > 3D
Goddamn I love OIL/NATGAS

That's the power of the American economy, envy of the world.

>>57536626
Unironically, Portugal. We have some decent shit we could be selling to the US market if we weren´t a part of the union of cucks.

>>57536626
My grandma gives me towels from time to time. She probably gets them from GoodWill or Costco or some place like that.

>>57536634
0D > 1/2/3D
but agreed on NATGAS AND OIL

I'm getting heemed by PYPL

I thought the CEO was the same as palantir so there would be spillover

Fuck

every day i say NVDA can't pump any harder and then it continues to pump

>>57536655
what is the same besides first name lmfao

>Paypal beats earnings
>Bad guidance

>Stock dumps bigly AH

Of fucking course kek

>>57536658
1k eoy is programmed.

>>57535789
So we buying PLTR tomorrow @$25?

I would like to take this time to apologize /smg/ i thought buying calls meant you would make money with leverage as equities increased in price....

>>57536652
Enlighten me on 0D

>>57536626
IKEA maybe? They got some aight textiles.

>>57536658
Because you’re a midwit who still thinks that AI is just ChatGPT and deepfake porn. Or you’re a boomer boglehead obsessed with PE and other “fundamentals.” Your loss, could have made it.

>>57536679
Personally I don't expect /smg/ to buy until its at 35.

>>57536360
>Why?
Because number cant go up forever

>>57536688
The nearest Ikea is 2 hours away. Unfortunate.

Looks like microsoft is letting me generate AI pics again

>>57536679
>>57536695
they are too busy missing the train with dead money in a shit stock like paypal kek

>sell stocks
>they go up by 5% in two days
of fucking course

>>57536689
>till thinks that AI is just ChatGPT a
theres a lot of people who think this.

>>57536725
Thats your problem, you should always HOLD.

>>57536719
Well it looks like you're going to wally world my man.

>Treasury sells $42B in 10-year notes
ahh is this a good thing ?

>>57536750
My town is still white enough that the walmart is still usable.

>>57536718
I have paypal puts because people here like it

>>57536686
ZERO WOMEN
Don't mess with real ones, animated ones, imaginary ones, and don't let the jews try to convince you that you are one. Just stick to loving NATGAS AND OIL.
/NG
UNG
UNL
BOIL
KOLD
/CL
/BZ
USO
USL
BNO
OILK
UCO
SCO
and maybe
FCG
FTXN
XLE
XOP
XES
XOM
CVX
COP
SHEL
BP
CTRA
DVN
PBR
PSX
OXY
EOG
FANG
CQP
LNG
MRO
and
the
like

>>57536760
less than expected but no idea.

now what

In the realm of stocks, a gambler's plight,
I ventured forth with hopes held tight.
NVDA puts, my chosen game,
To reap some profit, seek some fame.

But alas, the market's fickle dance,
Turned against my hopeful chance.
As prices soared, my funds did flee,
Lost in the waves of uncertainty.

Oh, NVDA, your climb did soar,
While I, a trader, lost yet more.
In the game of stocks, fortunes sway,
And mine, it seems, has slipped away.

Yet lessons learned, though the cost be steep,
In the realm of finance, risks run deep.
Though NVDA's rise may sting today,
Tomorrow's sun may light the way.

>>57536703
>number cant go up forever

Yes it can. That's a fundamental principle of reality. You can think of any number, and one more and that will be Nvidia's share price next week.

>>57536831

>>57536831
TREE FIDDY

>>57536718
I saw some retards in my PLTR feed say they were selling for Paypal and bought puts. lmao.

>>57536703
you realize in a collapse, numbers go to infinity. technically doomers are right, just retarded thinking it will come down.

>>57536750

>>57536773
Yeah I go to Kroger and it's full of Venezuelans et al.
>>57536868
This is gettin weird.

>>57536800
You make a compelling argument

>AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>57536688
> IKEA
I thought /smg/ wasn't filled with poorfags.

>>57536626
https://www.redlandcotton.com/collections/leighton-bath-collection-list/Bath

You don't need to feel them first. Trust in patriotism. Trust in Alabama.

>>57536872
AI really must be booming because microsoft keeps locking me out due to too high server load.

>>57536894
I have maintained my old ways, thank you.

>>57536800
>FANG
I always smile when I remember their royalty spinoff is VNOM

>>57536831
>hat's a fundamental principle of reality
this. money is always added to the system and people are inherent optimistic. thus the average of humans is to buy and invest into tomorrow for better resource collection.

>>57536901
>locking me out due to too high server load.
Oh shit problems with Azure SELL SELL SEL

>>57535789
I would have shown immense humanity because instead of giving in to the urge to torture that aspiring jogger of a dog to death I would have let him humanely euthanized at the first sign of this behavior.

So it turns out the real problem with our society is that we don't have enough niggers. The diversity people were right.
The nigs are finding the extra homes that boomers are putting up for rent online and turning them into horsefucking strip clubs and quite frankly it is extremely based.

>>57536683
What, you haven't?

>>57536823
Depends on what that is.

>>57536886
I know, and that's even after leaving out GUSH and DRIP too.

>futures

>>57535789
Did you guys watch this? I love these. Whatifalthist (What if Alt History) does a doc on "The Coming Chinese Revolution"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=httM1osjGEk

Fucking BABA. Literally what if they just move to the U.S?

>>57536857
Based. Whats your position?

>>57536920
>steal boomers property
>rape boomers daughter
>kill boomers son
>beat boomer in nursing home
kinda based ngl.

>>57535976
>>57536917
That is literally the gigachad of the dog world and you're seething so much you want to kill it

THIS JUST IN
>NVIDIA IS CRASHING
NVIDIA IS CRASHING
>NVIDIA IS CRASHING
NVIDIA IS CRASHING
>NVIDIA IS CRASHING
NVIDIA IS CRASHING

>>57536824

The first 100 grand, a toilsome whore game,
Not for their scarcity, but the strife in the fight,
To win one's love, a ladder to proclaim,
To toil and strive, and mold one's life's might.

Two or three jobs you'll have, even by night,
No leisure sought, no pleasure, or delight.
To beat the S&P 500 every day, you'll fight,
To enjoy retirement in a place far from sight.

Load up on stocks and invest in AI,
Enjoy the ride and listen to the cry,
Of the unemployed masses asking why.

>>57536953
Ooof, I almost taught it was a China will take over the world narrative video, we're still at China is collapsing narrative. The former narrative will resurge in a year or two.

>>57536299
qrd?
>>57536404
jpow literally said that this country is on an unsustainable financial path a few days ago but sure we're doing great according to biden's gdp numbers and mag7 stocks.

>>57535864
>ARM
>pe 430
>forward pe 71
>surges 40%
There really is no limit to the stupidity of the market is there? Any mention of AI and the stock goes up.

>>57536931
pltr

>>57536974
No, gigachad is so secure and strong he doesn't need to lash out at others and drag them down. Instead he uses his abundance to lift others up. That is the NIGGER of the dog world.

Bros she’s going to deplete all my vril by EoW at this pace

>>57536982
bullshit, it's going to $1000

>>57536800
Not sure I can go along with that boss.

>>57536999
whew. i shoulda bought some.

>>57536982
Pull the other one. This train has no brakes.

I did the math, I have about 0.5% what I need to make it.
So I need a 200x by tomorrow.

BAD DOG

>>57536974
It wouldn't consider it inhumane if you were euthanized as well.

Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut’s parent company is facing the same problem as its rivals: Fast food is getting too expensive and consumers are pushing back.
>Yum Brands, which owns all three chains, reported Wednesday weaker-than-expected sales in the fourth quarter. Despite the miss, shares rebounded in midday trading after initially falling, and are now up more than 3%.
>In particular, Taco Bell, typically the company’s most popular chain, reported sales at restaurants open at least a year grew 3% for the quarter — a steep decline from the 11% growth it registered for the same quarter a year earlier when a revamped breakfast menu and the Mexican Pizza fueled sales.
>Meanwhile, Pizza Hut’s US sales slid 4% in fourth quarter and KFC sales were flat, with both brands’ numbers also coming in below analysts’ expectations. In total, same-store sales at all three chains plus Habit Burger rose 1% in quarter, missing analysts’ estimates of a 3.9% increase.
>In a call with analysts, CEO David Gibbs said the chains’ “topline sales were impacted by the conflict in the Middle East region with varying degrees of impact” which dented same-store sales growth in several countries.
>Yum Brands is the third fast food company to report a disappointing earnings report as consumers more closely examine where they’re spending money.

Part of the problem: Although grocery prices are still high, they rose just 1.3% overall in 2023, compared to dining out, which surged 5.2%, according to the latest Consumer Price Index report. That’s putting pressure on lower-income consumers, a vital base for fast food chains.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/07/investing/yum-brands-fourth-quarter-2023-earnings/index.html

Damn and I thought McDonald's was having it rough lately KEK

>>57537008
I didn't either but prices have been paid.

>>57537024
you take that back

>>57536994
>jpow literally said that this country is on an unsustainable financial path a few days ago but sure we're doing great according to biden's gdp numbers and mag7 stocks.
sauce or it didn't happen chud.

>>57537003

>>57537038
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/fed-chair-jerome-powell-60-minutes-video-2024-02-04/

>>57537032
>compared to dining out, which surged 5.2%,
bull shit

>>57537032
>That’s putting pressure on lower-income consumers, a vital base for fast food chains.
>Low earners are the main consumer base for MORE expensive eating habits
Is there a solution to the retarded poorfag problem?

>>57537032
Is it just me or has KFC become completely inedible? Its nigger food but the quality has dropped by a lot over the years. I used to be able to eat it, same as popeyes

>>57537070
wealthy people don't eat out less, they just go to higher end places like olive garden

>>57537070
genocide, but it takes longer than it used to nowadays

>>57537075
No, it´s not just you. Last time i ate at one i almost trew up.

>>57537011
>>57537007

>>57537080
olive garden is fucking dog shit though

>>57537085

>>57537015
Aim for something more achievable: a 2x, then a 10x, then another 10x.

>>57536982
can confirm NVDA crashing with a target price of $1200 EOY.

>NVidia only up %0.50 in afterhours

is it over bros?

>>57537091
I didn't write the script
I am just sayin how it is

>>57537084
How are they fucking up fried chicken? Is it a supply chain issue, does the chicken arrive rotten? Are the nigger employees not ever changing the oil or cleaning the kitchen because ESG requirements meant fellow niggers were promoted to manager instead of an actual human? What is the point of failure here? Fried chicken is so simple, this is concerning

>>57537075
I only get the chicken sandwiches anymore. Those are always decent. But getting other chicken pieces? Meh.... not great anymore
Modern MBA did a video on it recently: https://youtu.be/VVNSn7oYnOU

WHY WONT THIS MARKET PULL BACK

>>57537112
In my case i think it was undercooked. Funny how they manage to get the only two black girls to work as cashiers in a town that is mostly white though.

Who's all in BABA with me

>>57537127
Only like 5%.

8% YINN though.

>>57537125
doesn't matter if the lowest paid job is $100/hr the shittiest people are the only option for the lowest paid job.

>>57537125
Maybe the chicken suppliers are bad? Should I short tyson chicken?

>>57537113
Sorry I don’t watch youtube videos. But I did go to japan and loved the KFC there

>>57537118
No brakes on the train.

>>57537148
my dad was telling me a couple years back that the dude who had a monopoly on supplying chicken to KFC died
never bothered to verify

>>57537148
I had to stop eating Tyson's chicken tenders. The quality got very bad and they doubled in price.

>>57537160
>>57537162
Hmm I sure hope this change isn’t an omen for the slow decline of our civilization. What does it mean for my portfolio when the entire food supply starts going rotten? I just wanted to eat KFC sometiems

>>57537148
>Should I short tyson chicken?

>>57537162
>I had to stop eating Tyson's chicken tenders. The quality got very bad and they doubled in price.

TSN has been shit (and even mentioned pivoting to bugs). PPC has been holding steady. CALM is a top tier chicken play, but I think they're more eggs.

Here's how long PPC/short TSN has done.

>>57537140
china going to pump their stocks

>>57537118
CASH
ON
THE
SIDELINES

>>57537162
I only buy KR fake tendies now, which are basically just extra big chicken nuggets. All of the true tendies I tried, from multiple brands, ended up having giant fat blobs in them

>>57537147
portuguese minimum wage is like 820 euros month, they must earn like 3,50 euros per hour after taxes. This shit gives me more money than holding a job, in fact, the only reason I want to get a job is to dump more money into my account.

>>57537148
they use local suppliers.

>>57537199
no cash but i sold some naked spy calls to pay for ham and i've had to roll them way too many times

>>57537195
Xi breathing down the Chinese SEC's neck, of course they will: https://twitter.com/Sino_Market/status/1754722590634225813

And think about it, it makes sense. Their biggest weakness is demography. You fix that with cheaper housing. And you fix that by shifting wealth from housing to stocks.

>>57537038
60 minutes interview recently

>>57537208
>sold calls
>during a meltup
I don't understand.

guys should I go ALL IN (25%) on Hertz?

>>57537239
yes no maybe I don't understand the question

>>57537239
no

boobs on the catalog facing obtuse directions
if you're into that

>>57537112
>>57537148
>>57537179
Now these are quality, unlike those slop AI bears

>>57537239
Why do you think you should?

Why might it be a bad idea?

What are the odds and rewards for the bear and bull cases?

>PLTR

Palantir is up bigly this week and earnings was extremly BULLISH and yet /smg/ still doesnt want to buy.

>>57537216
they are suspending brokerages from borrowing shares for lending, kek

>>57537061
>>57537220
"we wouldn't wait for inflation to reach 2% before cutting rates"
Powell will literally save the market. you doomfags have post crash coom brain. We had a violent 4 years with covid and the last bear market. Now we ball.

Welp due to meh tax bill slapping me in the face and what have you I decided to do one last bagging spree today and hold off on any further bagging till the whole tax mess is dealt with. (still the possibility of another 1099 waiting in the wind from E-trade). Bagged more XOM,WBD,and did a "what the hell" meh position with some leftover money into NYCB (up over 7% on it today so hey).

>>57537252
>There's now a Sports Betting General

>>57536954
20.5C's for the end of the week

>>57537255
I’m using the same art style prompt for these as I did on the bears. I would be recreating more of the common Pepe pics right now but microsoft keeps hitting max server load. Soon we will have an equivalent model for offline use and then the internet will become entirely unusable.

>>57537265
South Korea did that a couple months ago and EWY's up like 10% since then. Checkmate, atheists.

>>57537276
Im following a $1 to $1 million sportsbetting page. Seems promising. Following his bets to the T except Im 10xing his bet so he bets 50 cents and I bet 5 dollars. Im up $28 bucks in the last 3 days.

>>57537263
because its done little bursts upwards like this before, only to drop back down.

>>57537195
BABA isn't listed on a Chink stockmarket. No mainlanders can't buy 9988.

>>57537297
link?

>>57537038
You stupid nog, I am watching the interview now and he did not say anything of the sort.

>>57537315
Search volumebets on instagram

>>57537270
Here's the issue: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

That cutting has been priced in, with March cuts now off the table. So too are future ones as long as the dune coon blockade lasts because that pushes CPI up another 0.75%. To say nothing of shit like ISM services prices paid or illegalflation that'll have us swerve away from the 2% goal before you know it.

>>57537297
you could have just bet it all on the chiefs each playoff game cuz the NFL was going to make sure swift was a part of the super bowl
>>57537313
why do we care what chinks can buy?

Am I gmi going all in on uranium?

>>57537325
Chiefs will lose the superbowl. Its already been decided. Ive got $2000 on the 49ers.

>>57537313
>No mainlanders can't buy 9988.
Then who exactly trades on the HKEX?

>>57537325
>why do we care what chinks can buy?
Well the Chink state funds can't pump BABA is what I'm saying.

>>57537327
Stop trying to shill uranium. No one is buying it chang.

>>57537334
Figures the San Francisco team would steal the Lombardi trophy.

>>57537334
I bet on the 9ers too, but I bet the chiefs each of the other games. Lost a lot of gains rolling it into the 9ers at -7.5 like a dumb nig, but that bet was still live late

>>57537319
the news says jerome said the thing

>>57537338
It's all foreign investors. That's why they set up the HKEX. And you have premiums and discounts on HKEX shares compared to mainland exchanges.

>>57537327
Depends what CCJ says on earnings tomorrow. If they ramp production we peak this year between 100 and 125.

In the much more likely scenario they're flat or even stumble, we'll see every shitco from here to Australia moon.

>>57537348
Did you see what happened last year? Eagles got caught holding, in the last minutes of the game. There is literally no way that would happen unless the game was fixed. I am 100% convinced the superbowl is always fixed.

>>57537327
>Am I gmi going all in on uranium?

I'm 20% into uranium mining, wish me luck.

>>57537341
It's their flagship ticker to westerners. That's like sitting around in 2020 and saying "no way the Fed pumps AAPL." Even if they do nothing directly, there'll be spillover rebalancing.

Oh yeah, and Jack Ma's gun-to-the-head buybacks.

>>57537356
"US federal government" !== the US economy.
We ball

>>57537327
Even on my most bullish days I would never go more than 10% on anything

>>57537367
>>57537287
Pepes are just better overall, maybe try Pepe with Bobo

>>57537371
the refs have the power to make or not make calls on every play. This is how make up calls happen and people act like that's normal.

>>57537319
60 Minutes continues to be the most retarded of Boomer news shows, they probably edited down the interview to shit. Here's the full transcript with quote: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/full-transcript-fed-chair-jerome-powell-60-minutes-interview-economy/

>>57537327
Yeah but diversify with some CW just in case.

>>57537379
They're going to make the boomers into villains.

>>57537397
THE US FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS NOT THE ECONOMY
People will hang politicians before selling their MCD shares.

>>57537391
The problem with Bobo is that I can’t actually recreate a recognizable one with the model. All I can do is create bears and use context of stocks.

>>57537416
Yeah I tried adding Bobos but they never came out quite right

>>57537407
Anon, they'd rebalance into bonds. Remember how ZIRP allowed P/Es of infinity? Well, a "default risk free" 10 year offering 10% would heem all your MCDs and NVDAs into a P/E of 10.

>>57537341
they can't do it... legally

Someone bake

>>57537459
Nah page 2 we're fine. Gotta compensate for that faggot that keeps baking eary.

>>57536989
I don't think they'll go under. I agree, they'll flip it around in 2 years. But I love this YouTube channel. He pushes theories but he talks about them like they're a foregone conclusion.

China's gonna be aight but I really think they're testing their autocracy. It's interesting to watch. I don't know why I chose this picrel, I just think it's funny to be talking about china like this

>>57537436
Are you really suggesting that the FED is going to raise rates to 10%?
How fucking dumb are you. we are at 5.5% and inflation is already down to 3%

>>57535789
Lol that dog is a fucking dickhole.

>>57535844
Leave out the text then and just add it using canva.

>>57537492
>>57537492
>>57537492
>>57537492
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/5753749257537492

>>57537479
Yes, anon. That's what fiscal crisis means.

>>57537391
Why is there Sanskrit written on this one?

>>57537579
Supposed to be hebrew
>>57537459
You should add some of those Pepes here: >>457903907

>>57535844
>>57535894
>>57535938
>>57535986
It's spelled judgment you fucking retard.

>>57537699
Judgement with an e doesn’t activate my spellcheck

>>57537367
>>57537383
>>57537416
Participation requested
>>>/pol/457903907