/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57527512
>not sucking 20k dicks for $1 each

>>57527529
i have 20k in cash, OP. suck my dick and ONLY my dick 20k times and its yours.

>>57527512
Go to the casino and put 30k on red.

>>57527512
Offer your family 40k and ask if you can pay the remaining 20k over the next five years in interest-free 1k instalments every three months. You can contact a lawyer to draft a legally binding contract with the terms of repayment I have mentioned. Just show the lawyer this thread, and he will understand.

>>57527542
I'll do it for free.

>>57527512
Buy 1 BTC and you'll be able to afford a real house in 8 months.

>>57528965
bro i totally agree that bitcoin is going to the moon and that it will only take 8 months to make enough money to buy a house thanks for the financial advice btw i have a large penis

>>57528980
kek that man needs a reality check i don't think he knows what the value of money is it takes time to acquire great wealth and this guy thinks he can do it with a single bitcoin investment in 8 months he better wake up and smell the coffee or he is gonna end up homeless with his dreams of purchasing a mansion crushed oh and by the way i have a huge cock

>>57527512
>Family is offering to sell me a tiny plot of land with a mobile home on it for 60k cash.

OK ANON! 3 questions.

1.Do they need the 60k all at once?
2.If not would they take payments? Like 40k out of 60K is more than a 50% down payment that ant bad my cracker.
3.You actually want this? Or is your family pressuring you. Be honest wit me boy
>take out a personal loan for the difference?
If you can comfortably pay it than its cool.
>https://www.lendingtree.com/personal/personal-loan-calculator/
Use this tool my NIGGER. Don't let interest rates rape you, but 20k isn't that much to make monthly payments on, just don't be retarded, try to get a fixed loan if possible and don't get loans from no shark hmmm noo lordly my. Family and money either mix well or don't so really think about question 3.

>>57528965
yeah yeah, or hold some BTCDragonToken to earn BTC passively if you can't buy em.

>>57527512
Yes, you shouldnt buy anything from your family, they will entitle themselves around the benefits they gave you to fuck you up.
Last time happened to me with some suround system, basically paid 40% of price but dad keep bitching about it every single time I use it.
So I decided to convice him to get some of his "hidden" cash and get into one of those crypto shitty games that looks quite legit as payback.
totally worth it.

>>57527572
never do something for free if you are good at it

>>57529128
Why the fuck is this shit being posted? All the AI pictures flooding the internet look like fucking garbage.

>>57527512
Tell them to start selling, and youll buy for whatever price the other people offer, id bet they will haggle the shit out of it