/biz/ - Business & Finance

The lied to me. They said it was going to do X, and they went Y. I am validated in my premise, yet I feel a need to seek vengeance.
I think I'm going to log.

Kek baggies

are you gambling on PLTR earnings?

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL END GREEN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL END GREEN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL END GREEN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL END GREEN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL END GREEN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL END GREEN

wtf market seriously who is doing these valuations?

Oink Oink. Buy Buy Buy!

Bull tan is my waifu.

The last thread probably could have lasted until the end of the session since we'll be crabbing.

When is fucking MCHP going to tank, PICs are shit microcontrollers, SHIT

dignifAI

China is the canary for US stocks. It's over.

Pop quiz, /smg/. Complete the following sentence: I don't own enough ______

>>57513972
niggers.

>>57513942
Is this the play?

>>57513972
AAPL

>>57513972
SMCI. Holy fucking shit. It's at damn near 20% for the DAY.

>>57513976
1850's /smg/ would've been wild.

>>57513944
I like these, we need a snibs

>[ ] verify you are human
>[ ] verify you are human
>[ ] verify you are human
>Please wait a while before making a post
seriously go fuck yourself captcha!

What does /smg/ think of ARM? Want to buy but I was hoping for it to dump a little.

>>57513972
money

>>57513976
Based.

Fuck HELFY!
They waited till after I used up my gift cards and was going to cancel to give me a free dessert
WHAT A SLIMY COMPANY
Short them out of existence

>>57513959
I appreciate the AI giving her a nicer cabinet in the foreground.

>>57513991
>P/E ration of 108
Holy fuck NO.

>>57514014
Prolly a bad time to short them.

>>57514030
p/e ratio doesnt matter.

I am unreasonably horny.

>buy now pay never

I done told you niggas

>>57514049
Just buy $NVDA.

>GRR +105.37%
wtf

>>57514049
Your prostate is supposed to be drained when you shit to help mark territory. Since you don't squat to shit anymore, you don't know that feeling and so don't push the fluid out when you're tensing to get rid of the last little nugget. This leaves you with both swamp-ass as the nugget stays close to the anus and leaks, and a feeling of stimulation at the base of the penis due to the swelling, which subconsciously draws your attention to the feelings of ejaculation which draws your mind to sex.
LLY reported yet?

Explain this

>>57513990
dunno what the jannies have against crabs

>>57514088
>Your prostate is supposed to be drained when you shit to help mark territory. Since you don't squat to shit anymore, you don't know that feeling and so don't push the fluid out when you're tensing to get rid of the last little nugget. This leaves you with both swamp-ass as the nugget stays close to the anus and leaks, and a feeling of stimulation at the base of the penis due to the swelling, which subconsciously draws your attention to the feelings of ejaculation which draws your mind to sex.

>>57514094
I do -business- with some of these companies!

>>57514094
these companies do business

>>57514088
Alright I am no longer horny, thanks.

>>57514047
It certainly the fuck does.

>>57514088
>LLY reported yet?
News feed at Schwab says they'll be reporting earnings *before* the market bright and early tomorrow morning.

>>57514105
>looks at me list
...you sure about that buddy?

>>57514094
How are some of these companies business?

>>57513972
NYCB. I don't care what you niggas say. Commercial real estate is only 12.5% of their loan book. Multifamily, (mostly new york), making up the majoriity with 44.9%. Multifamily is historically lucrative, the average LTV is 59% and has been decreasing YoY. Because of stringent requirements actual losses on non-performing multifamily loans are basically negligible. I think the market is overreacting. I'm gonna slurp.

>QQQ just went green

>>57514094
Should I buy SNAP? I hear it's the social media of choice kids use to procure fentanyl.

>>57513972
Funko pops.

>>57514117
>It certainly the fuck does.
lol, you'll figure it out one day.

>>57514094

Anybody playing NXP for earnings?

>>57514103
I have business with some of their gold

>>57514126
I've done business with a number of those companies in the past. Some of them are pretty good.

>>57513972
Rental properties in poor black neighborhoods
>>57513989
Imagining the shit posting and laughing to myself

>>57513944
Is taking the bear home, feeding, and cleaning her a good idea

>>57513998
This. How am I supposed to buy more NVDA at these prices?

>>57514094
Explain how AI is relevant to each one of these.

>>57513944
you don't understand i NEED a bear-chan gf daughter wife

>>57514027
You mean the hotel room? that woman is literally a prostitute about to get railed in a cheap hotel room.

>>57514132
>I'm gonna slurp.

Man I watch kevin samuels and it really occured to me women are fucked without a strong man to guide them.

Like so many expect to be the rich wine aunt but are in debt with barely ant savings…

>>57514170
>that woman is literally a prostitute about to get railed in a cheap hotel room.

Prove it

>>57514119
yes, big business

>>57514164
Yes. And give her a nice hot cup of cocoa.

>>57514167
>How am I supposed to buy more NVDA at these prices?
Because the P/E ration is lower than it was this time last year and the price, crazy as it is, has not kept up with earnings. The PE/G is still below 1. It's mindblowing.

>>57514181

>>57514182
This, I don´t want to see how much she costs or anything. Haha.

>>57514167
ai can help you cheat on your test,
ai can make your burritto
ai can fly your plane
ai can rent your car
ai can build your diesel engine

>>57514049
Get yourself a GF in jail that is about to get out like this one:
https://cagedladies.com/autumn-neil/

April isn't an actual criminal, she is in jail because she killed someone while drunk driving.

>>57514144
Actually yes! Baggot if you go long on SNAP my puts are guaranteed to print!

>>57514194
Based.

Is it too late to buy NVDA it’s up fucking 50% in one month

>>57514201
>isn't an actual criminal. killed someone
WTF?

>>57514207
Kek. Always inverse baggot.

>>57514201
IF she wasn't when she went in, she is now.
>just marry and date a felon who spent her best years in a cell with murderers
If you get locked up as a woman, you are either dumb as shit, or really truly dangerous. Women get probation, they don't go to a cell unless they were grievously at fault.

>>57514221
see
>>57514192

>>57514227
What can a man say... Some people need killing.

>/nmg/ - Nigvidia Market General

>>57514181
Kevins good if you discount his brandwhoring and superficiality but he's very difficult to argue with.
Perfect example of a guy who outworks his flaws and poor choices.
Let the market come to you isn't a gamble he's comfortable with.

but yeah as soon as you realize girls are quick and snappy, but fucking stupider than a box of rocks you've got it made.

Stupid of me to sell AMD at 100

I thought we’d get another vicious clawback

>>57514181
He was pretty based. Unfortunately it marked him for death. If it hadn’t of happened he would have been MeToo’d eventually.

>>57514242
Interesting. It’s up 6x from basically just a year and a half tho. I just feel like at a certain point it’s gonna start struggling like TSLA and get a haircut

I've had enough, 100% NVDA

>>57514181
Sad thing is, some wealthy simp will settle for her. I recently went to meet a bunch of old friends I haven't seen in over 10 years. I was very excited to see this one chick we used to hang out with because she was always insufferable, but absolutely gorgeous. Upon meeting the whole group of friends at a bowling alley/bar, I stop to say hi to her. She's put on no less than 30-40 lbs, still is as insufferable as ever, but is dating some super wealthy entrepreneur. I was very disappointed in that man.

>>57514285
>all_in_cat.png

>>57514292
Dating doesn’t equal marriage though…

This market's fakeness disgusts and upsets me. Nvidia to 800.

>>57514030
>AGI is coming and he's worried about P/E ratios

>NVIDIA keeps climbing
this is just fucking retarded

>>57514272
I agree. I didn't buy it for months. Then I bought a little. This morning I bought more. I mean... holy fucking crap. Look at the numbers. LOOK at that.

Stop orders are going to be my friend going forward, but I'm in to the elbows now.

>>57514199
Why are white people so bad at eradicating black people?

Nothing can stop this market.

>>57514317
what program is that anon.

>>57514311
Don't look at SMCI or you'll get a nosebleed.

I asked in the last thread, but forgot it was a dead thread. Does anybody got a list of the companies using Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcie in their advertisements? I have a feeling these companies will out perform expectations and can result in some easy profits. I mean besides NVDA.

>>57514342
pfizer but its not going to outperform. its oversold but also got nothing going for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBthLZlA8I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yT3DU-do04

>>57514201
Anon how do I see the crimes they have committed? I have found two that are hot and in my area
https://cagedladies.com/tayler-scarratt/
https://cagedladies.com/lindsey-smith/

dixie about to rage again, indicies closing red, yields higher. lets see 4.6% plz

>>57514330
>assemble servers
Someone needs to cut their knees doing the same thing. That's just unreasonable for effectively doing A tab to A Slot and drop ship.

Power hour, LFG!!!!

>>57514201
I have never seen a less attractive lineup. Is this truly the best 3d has to offer?

>>57514390
Apparently they work hand in glove with Nvidia. Their CEO's are personal friends. You know all those data centers going up all over the place? the ones Oracle can't buy enough Nvidia chips to build? You know who's building a lot of them...? Yeah.

I asked my boomer dad what stocks to buy (he is heavily specialized into an industry with lots of companies and big money). He didn't impart any wisdom on the field he works in, he just said "I dunno, maybe find a hedge fund".

Good lord. His idea of investing is paying into his 401k. How do I short the boomer economy?

>>57514436
The amount of cash that is going to come onto the market in the next decade (if the country survives in any recognizable form) as the Boomers finally die off is going to be simple mindboggling.

>>57514383
Worry not l, we'll be entering the 2030s with a Fed funds rate at or above (positive) 7%.

>>57514382
Just search "Tayler Scarratt criminal record" and you get an oregon police daily log in the first result.

F23 Oregon, sounds like your gal

She was using stolen credit cards and stole a car. She was accompanied by a male in a photograph when she was using the stole credit cards, who is also known criminal. You are going to get played, son.

>>57514436
at least he's honest about not knowing. too many boomers think they have everything figured out

>>57514382
jesus whats wrong with americans

>>57514382
Tayler will poison you, Lindsey will cut you open after tying you in your sleep.
Tayler is in for grand theft auto.
Lindsey is in
>According to the JCSD, Lindsey Smith, 29, was arrested after her 15-month-old child tested positive for methamphetamine.

>OHH HAHAHAHA LOOK I DID IT AGAIN I SOLD RIGHT AT 3 LOLOL
Big Money deserves the rope for this completely retarded shit

>>57514428
That, sar, is a non-redeeming phrase. I will not redeem.

>>57513972
gme

>>57513972
rubies

Is the stock market going out of business?

What is the obsession with VTI? Someone explain, very mediocre imo

>>57514482

>>57514449
dunno man. pretty sure things look persistently deflationary, monetary wise. prices can probably go up but that doesn't always mean there's more money. i do like the theory that the bond market moves generationally and we entered a new bear cycle though, i just sincerely doubt it. rates weren't at 0 for 15 years just because the fed said so like everyone believes.

>>57514436
>How do I short the boomer economy?
You dont, they short you.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
This is how I keep myself from buying NVDA

>>57514488
>Tayler will poison you

Nah, she's just going to play with his feelings and steal his money.

So nothing different than any other woman.

This is why I am called the Lion of the Tribe of Judah.

>>57514512
I don't know who that motherfucker is, but could you stop posting him? Your bullshit is not investment related.

just went to the local credit union to deposit my 2023 HSA contribution and they were offering 8 month CD's for 5% but the 24 month CD's were only 3.5%. The CD prices seems to be pricing in some rate cuts

>>57514488
>>57514453
What if I am into that kind of thing? lol Just treat them worse than how they treat you.
>>57514478
A man can daydream anon. I already have a fiance that I love but just curious about these things for shits and gigs.

ITS DOOMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57514522
That's God.

ffs anons, please stop selling MSFT. You are hurting my village.

>>57513944
Got any close ups of Bull tan with bigger tits and longer feet?

Don't hate the player, hate the game
Buy NVDA computer

Can someone explain to me how witholding tax works on my dividends from British American Tobacco (BTI)?
I hold American depositary shares for a company incorporated in London, UK, so the 15% American tax shouldn't apply, right?
Is it a freebie?

>>57514453
Okay last one anon.
https://cagedladies.com/leslie-rivard/

>>57513972
experience with women

>>57514545
>"is it a freebie?"
>he doesnt know
Nobody tell him

>>57514534
>>57514536
>>57514549
You people are weird.

>>57514524
Schwab 3mo CD at 5.25% and 18mo at 5.20%

>>57514556
And that´s a good thing.

>>57514549
>caged ladies
lmao

>>57514545
>so the 15% American tax shouldn't apply, right?
why wouldnt it?

Something feels off about this lady. She looks old and young at the same time. I can't quite put my finger on what features make her look like that.
Old vid of her in motion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTnSbdjQO2E

>>57514545
Adr shares have U.S. taxes

>>57513892
She's so fucking cute bros I literally can't take it. Her daughter's okay too.

>>57514549

Do your own research, bitch

I just looked up Tayler cuz she's actually cute.

>>57514545
I should specify: I am Canadian, so any American investments are subject to automatic 15% witholding tax, that's what I was referring to.

>>57514088
This is bullshit

>>57514556
Women are a scam

Speaking of tobacco, what's our opinion, /b/? Humanity has smoked for thousands of years. Surely it's naive to think that smoking will be eradicated within our lifetimes?

>>57514568
she's bogged and jewish

>>57514562
based Klausbros. I'm a Street Smart Edge boomer myself. It's the patricians choice.

But seriously I need to transfer my HSA money to an account that will let me invest it now that I have $10k in there. I earn exactly $0 with the local credit union. Never really cared before because its just HSA money, but i'm racking up a balance in there that should at least earn some interest. Need to start looking at other options for HSA

>crazy sex deprived bitches
>either free, low charge or might even pay you to have sex

fucking hell, almost too good to be true. what are the chances i would get an STI?

>>57514545
You're not taxed 15%.

>>57514575
Wow. They ethnically cleanse you at a rate twice that of any other Western country *and* they jew you out of FIFTEEN FUCKING PERCENT of your own money? Why haven't you shot the bastards yet?

>>57514292
>wealthy simp
Only if he wants children. If not he can just pump and dump OF girls and good for him if that’s what he likes doing. We don’t see it now but in the future these women really ought to start posting what they bring to the table and not what they want. We also don’t know how many mixed raced babies she has.

>>57514588
they'll transition to vapes/smokeless stuff like zynn. if weed is ever legalized federally the tobacco cos are in the best position to profit from it

>>57514588
AI doesn't need to smoke tobacco

>>57514599
>what are the chances I would get an STI?
Literally 100%

>>57514609
yeah, but you can always tell african children it will cure them of HIV and it makes them look cool

>>57514614
can you still get sick if you use a condom, or two?

>>57514609
>implying

>>57513977
literally pong

>>57514631
There is no such thing as safe sex. Your 7th grade PE teacher lied to you.

>>57514549
wish it said what crime these ladies committed

>>57514605
It's the USA applying the tax on dividends from American corporations, not our government.

>>57514604
I did some research and apparently with ADRs the company doesn't know the real owners so they apply the maximal dividend tax, which in the UK is 20%.
I hope not, my first dividend comes in tomorrow so we'll find out the truth of it there.

>>57514560
What's wrong girls with big tits and feet? You gay?

>>57514560
Anon, you need to have some fun sometimes. Life is to short to be so serious lol
>>57514565
I thought it was hilarious too
>>57514574
DO NOT REDEEM HER SAR!!!

I SLURPED SO MANY CALLS AND SOLD THEM AT 11:20. I GOT SHAKEN EARLY. DAMNIT

>>57514646
Maybe I should get myself checked then.

>>57514342
PornHub
>>57514382
These inmate dating services are a scam and the ladies are scammers as well. How much do you have to pay to join? The ladies also have to pay. They will eventually hit you up for money to continue to correspond with them. If they have several guys all paying for her subscription that’s just extra cash in her commissary account or for her boyfriend on the outside.

>>57514507
>pretty sure things look persistently deflationary
Strong disagree.
They have never not printed.

NVDA will be the first stock to reach 10T. Prove me WRONG.

hold spy calls overnight or sell and buy puts?

>>57514661
I wish they made a full bottom condom, like wearing a bathing suit.

>>57514662
Anon, I am not actually going to start a relationship with an incarcerated woman lol I have a fiance that has already scammed me into simping for her ass for life.

>>57514677
Maybe

>>57514649
UK has no dividend withholding taxes.

>>57514192
>Because the P/E ration is lower than it was this time last year
>the price was ridiculously high last year so the ridiculous price this year isn't actually ridiculous

One last push for a DKNG pump this week?

>>57514692
You guys really don't understand how much the sector is expanding, huh?

ATTENTION HOLDERS OF AMERICAN DEPOSITARY SHARES OF BRITISH AMERICAN TOBACCO (BTI) FROM THE NYSE

I know you are in here. Irrespective of your nationality or place of residence, do you receive any withholding tax directly applied on your dividends by the UK, and how much is it?

Why is generational dating getting gaslighted so hard?

>>57514637
yeah you know i can see where the ai is coming from on this

Illnesses aside, fucking inmate women should count as volunteer work, by giving them a good dicking you would probably making sure that they behave well in jail and that they will rehabilitate better into society. Best part is that they can´t track you down to your house in the foresseable future.

>>57514702
Hey fuck you buddy.

>>57514708
poorfags with no BTI shares need not reply

>>57514703
I dunno, women are dumb sometimes. My mom once called me a pedo when i was 19 for saying i though a 17 year young girl was cute, she married my father with a 7 year age gap.

>>57514568
Guessing mid 50s never had kids, a-emotional (psycho or socio high functioning) really good at makeup, and has a botox injection in her forehead and upper lip, imo, to paralyze the muscles there. Definitely capable of being a criminal, possibly restrained by personal moral compass or preference for finance. Don't piss her off is my suggestion. Find a series of non-essential low money high time duties and let her streamline that shit for good pay and plenty of accolades.

Off? Her arms are skinny and flappy, her hands are aged out, but her face is really well caked and the hair is strategically young, her neck shows her age when she emotes with emphasis.

I'm thinking her appearance is bullish. But I want a bullish statement right now.

>>57514703
rhymes with news, starts with J, ends in EWS

>PLTR
>founded by Jews
>one of the most Jewish business models ever
>contracted by Israel
yeah this is definitely worth a couple calls for earnings

>>57514726
>sometimes

>>57514588
>/b/
Wrong board young fren. Come back when you’ve grown up. MO is a slowly melting iceberg.

>>57514736
You don't think they're just selling fornication?

What are we buying in the last 15 minutes?

>down $1400
Well, it's another ramen day I guess

>>57514736
Hey, if the Jews want to conspire to hook me up with some younger-generation Khazar milkers I'm all for it. Especially if they look like Velma.

>>57514690
Google seems to claim otherwise but it appears you are right. Thank you UK for upholding a free market.

>>57514748
is it too late in the day for a mimosa?
US steel had a nice EPS this quarter, I wonder what that means?

>>57514605
It's not so bad because we can trade options and recieved divis in a tax free account, we also have unlimited trades in our tax free account as well

>>57514754
The hell did you buy?

>>57514703
>an article against men dating younger written by post wall roasties.
why are you not surprised anon? My fiance is 5 years younger than me.

>>57514765
are you drunk

>>57514763
Read the article, the Jews are trying to stop the 50 year olds from dating the 20 year olds.

>>57514764
Fuck google I'm telling you there are no dividend withholding taxes in the UK. Doesn't matter if you hold the ADR.

>>57514748
Went all in on NVDA and SMCI. I don't even know what I'm doing any more.

>>57514703
If you have a house you are pretty much in the top 1% for zoomer girls

>>57514785
Will you still love me tomorrow?

FLAMING DRAGONS! Xi found the buy button again.

>>57514703
Forget what they want you to think. A mans dating pool increases as they age. Enjoy it. If your future wife isn’t ten years younger then you, you’re doing it wrong.

KING CHARLES HAS CANCER IT'S OVER BTI BROS

>>57514810
Bullish for MO.

poorfag here, threw the last of my savings on this. thinking of holding until earnings…i am incredibly nervous

I hope anybody saw my ramblings about eli lilly on friday and went long. I'm pretty sure you'll be rich tomorrow if you didn't sell yet.
I couldn't do it.

VIXchads did we get too cocky?

Stocks?

>>57514823
load spy puts at close, sell within an hour of open and buy spy calls sell near close and repeat

>>57514823
Tldr of what you said? I went long on LLY today.

>>57514568
Probably eats children.

>>57514821
I want to call you an idiot but at the rate nvidia is moving you might get that filled by the end of this week. Good luck, anon.

>>57514821
top

>>57514788
They will not succeed. I'm going to fuck all the 20-year old Jewesses I can get my goddam hands on.

>>57514677
Shitnpiss 500 can never actually make it to $500. Thatd be a world gone topsy turvy. Sell the calls, buy puts.

>>57514703
Just read the article. It’s just a cleverly disguised advertisement for Bumble.

>>57514776
I bought these, they're kinda spicy

>>57514821
Earning has been absolutely fucking alot of big stocks lately so be careful anon, LMT, GOOG and MCD all fucked me at earnings. All it takes is some Jew CEO to say something negative about guidance and boom -5%

>>57514821
I think you'll be okay anon. But next time just buy the fricking stock. It's not worth the wear and tear on your stomach lining.

>>57514536
Yeah. Posting them here to not derail thread. https://files.catbox.moe/oxvt16.zip

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57514872
Those are fucking good. They dont have them at my kroger tho so i have to go to the stinky smelly chinese market to get them.

>>57514839
I went long microsoft expecting it to recover regardless of what happens with meta being volatile after earnings. I thought of doing spy flipping but it seems dangerous.
>>57514845
Just check the charts. I feel stupid for not going in on friday.

Is starbucks a value stock at 92 bux?

>>57514884
+95.54%

>>57514884
Transferred all my SOXX into NVDA

>>57514884
Same as it ever was.

>>57514883
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>>57514884
1.61%.

>>57514884
-.37%

>SNAPCHAT TO LAYOFFS 10% OF ALL ITS EMPLOYEES

How the fuck is this company still around? Do people even care to use the damn thing anymore? Last I heard anyone mention this site was back around 2016....

>>57514885
Go back, gweilo.

>>57514883
Yeah not clickin that

Whose brilliant idea was it to put TSLA in the S&P500

>>57514884
0.98%...

>>57514885
Oh man, my KR does have them. There was another brand I got last year that I liked even more, but it hasn't been back... I checked a few different stores too... I don't remember what the name was, or else I'd order it online

>>57514884
1.09%

>>57514884
+10%
thanks to ford puts
still own chgg puts even tho i was up 30%
was too poor for spotify calls

>>57514911
>How the fuck is this company still around?
Escorts on dating apps commonly use Snapchat to advertise their websites and send sample nudes.

>>57514911
bullish

I just did the math and 80% of my portfolio is tech

>>57514884
-1.41%
MCD call gone wrong offset by SMCI

>>57514884
+1%.
I bought the bottom with UPRO and then did this neat options strategy and made a ton of money that made up for some of my other stuff being down.

>>57514884
-1.88%

>>57514884
+102%
didnt sell my lly calls so we will see how tomorrow morning goes

>>57514884
+0.27%

>>57514884
+1.82%

>>57514926
They also provide illegal aliens a means to sell fentanyl to kids. they'll provide a menu with different drugs for the kids to choose from, but what ever the kid chooses, the kids are actually going to get fentanyl.

>>57514884
>+1.45%
>YTD: +3.2%

Captcha: R0XSS

>>57514916
Bob Iger.

>>57513972
XOM

>>57514884
I'm slowly unbeheeming myself

PLTR chads, rise up

>>57514964
How does one go about finding these fentanyl dealers on snap? For a friend, of course.

So should I average in a little more to SCMI or should I stand pat?

It's joever

>>57514982
Where's the next marginal buyer going to come from?

>>57514977
>buying authoritarian stocks
faggot

ethereal saxophoneing for market close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wcOreM1Vg&pp=ygUIc3Bvb24gdXM%3D

>>57514977
Have they released earnings yet? Redditors were predicting their stock going to 20 so it smelled like shit

>>57514979
i don't know, you have to ask a zoomer

>Meta Platforms Stock Drops on Profit-Taking

>>57515003
How's that new divvy treating him?

>>57515009
he looks younger, even my brother noticed on the news he´s been working out. money does make wonders to your health

>>57514995
smg has been in pltr since dpo

>>57514998
It's at $19 right now. I still don't understand what they do.

>>57515021
was it 3 years ago that PLTR was a big meme here? lmao, baggies... good times

>>57514821
Sell before earnings and youll be ok bud. were hitting 740 no problem before then

>t. up 1045% on NVDA since Weds

>>57514763
Did you scan this yourself or buy a digital copy of the issue?
>>57514884
-.89%. It’s only pretend. right?

Aren't you glad I told you to buy Alibaba?

>>57514988
Where's AVGO? They're being touted as the Mag7 replacement for Tesla.

>>57514913
this fat virgin has no shame

What in the fuck, there's so much red today...why did almost everything dump?

>>57515029
yep. kek

>>57513892
What the fuck is that op, I thought I was in /pmg/ all along.

>>57515031
Found it on the Intarwebz and cleaned it up with AI.

>>57515043
Everything I own is in the green.

>>57514930
That's the neat part, so is the American economy.

>>57515038
Sounds like desperate, paid CNBC shilling. Doubtful it pierces the thick skulls of WSB children because there's no name recognition or memeability to the name.

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>>57514445
Ok but seriously what happens when all the white boomers die and then their kids start having to sell off the 401ks to pay for increased cost of living plus dividing among inheritors? Whats the implications of 10+ years of huge portfolios being liquidated until the boomer population bulge finishes equalizing via death?

man i hate how much this market has changed in the past 4 years. it used to be cool and all free market capitalism, but now it's just fake and/or gay jewish manipulation.

>>57515043
Flight to safety into even fewer stocks, Powell's hawkish 60 Minutes interview hammered home a massive crash in bond land (10 year up like 30bps in two days: https://twitter.com/biancoresearch/status/1754577663832813985))

>>57515028
too bad i sold it a few days ago. still dont really think it will do much. but maybe i get back in.

>>57515056
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

>>57515056
That bake's coming earlier than me in Taylor Swift last night.

>>57515056
We don't need yet another fucking thread. The market just closed.

>>57515060
How do you think things were manipulated?

>thought i had successfully bought the bottom on META
>takes a huge fucking dump last 30 minutes
Fuck me

>>57515059
lol, lmao. I started investing in the stock markets once i realized that even if my parents end up with something, i might not have any inheritance at all.

MORE YUMMY TSLY DIVIES

>>57515108
relax dude, Zuck will start buying everything back and push his dividends to 1000 million/year

>>57515121
lmao yeah I guess the portfolios will be liquidated before they die to pay for “healthcare”. Hospitals and nursing homes truly are the destroyers of intergenerational wealth. Regardless the effects on the stock market will be the same, I’m just curious what yall think it will be

>>57515094
Look at this NVDA shit. You call this pure, no hormones, no anti-biotics, free-range, organic growth?

>>57515135
>Down 27% on the year
>But with the divvy it's only down 23%!

>>57515108
You are me and I am you. But the dump is temporary, just hold. This time tomorrow it'll be back and you won't give a fraction of a shit

>>57515043
gme

>>57515153
Yes, because AI isn't some flash-in-the-pan like crypto mining graphics cards. It's a new paradigm. NVDA manufactures intelligent, well behaved digital slaves.

How much would you pay for slaves?

>>57515151
im portuguese, my parents don´t know jack shit about stocks, for them wealth is owning land.

PLTR FUCK I ALWAYS MISS THE EARNINGS PLAYS

>>57515056
MF if you don't stop baking early

>>57515173
Doesn’t port the geese citizenship only cost a $400k investment into your country? I too could be portugeese if i wanted

>>57515188
it's the same niggers fucking with the gamestop threads since september, I told you this would happen and you didn't believe me

>>57515198
Sadly, they ended the golden visa. Would much rather have some rich fag here than some stinky pakistani.

now we gotta bump this thread until it dies

Next time some faggot bakes early we should just ignore the entire thread I reckon. Have the unpaid jannies sort it out

>>57515208
Guess I’ll never be portugese :(

>>57515172
well i learned on Friday the going rate is 15 goats per nigger

>>57515223
I hear they have plenty of azoreans in the east coast, just find one on the street and tell her you are Cristiano Ronaldo´s cousin and she will be all over you.

>>57515172
It's really good pattern recognition. There's nothing 'intelligent' about it.

>>57515173
Your parents are wise. And what the flying fuck are Pakis doing in fucking Portugal?

>>57515153
Who gives a shit? Nothing strong in this world today survived because of organic growth. It just got pumped full of steroids on one single merit and then became too big to fail in the span of a generation.
Look at the Saudis, the Chinese, the US Tech sector, the West European textiles, French and Italian luxury goods. I could go on.
Wherever there is a chance at a monopoly the investor will back it and pump it to Machiavellian levels because green candles mean good eating.

It's overvalued by a technical analyst's standpoint but that only covers the now and never the "what if", and it's always the "what if" coming true that moves markets.
If Nvidia goes down it'll be because it can't keep up with what people think AI requires of it, but not the other way around, and it's going to be some other company pulling the trigger.
If it happens. That's a pretty good "what if", as far as I'm concerned.

>>57514884
Not so good.

>>57515250
they aren´t, because they will have to split their land between their sons and traditionally that ends up breaking families.

>fuck are Pakis doing in fucking Portugal
literally, uber, uber eats and picking up strawberries

>>57514988
>AMC

>>57515187
This is why fags always post those Earnings Whisper calendars, anon.

Well that and having to do business with (some of) those companies.

>>57515250
There's nothing intelligent about a third to two thirds of the workforce, depending what they're doing.

>>57515293
A bloody -8.5% day is nothing to sneeze at, meme stock or no.

Plus, hey, we've still got /gme/ and /bbbyq/ generals going.

>>57515018
He's sleeping, his kids are older than the twos. And yeah, actually working out is important, you burn muscle when you sleep. If you never work out, you end up undernourished and sleeping poorly.

>>57515293
I bought some when it dipped to $4.00. Lul.

>>57515408
I've been taking HGH injections and working out. Feels great.

>>57513972
chainlink