/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stocks.

S&P 9000

Did MCD say anything about $1 Shamrock Shakes on the earnings call?

Cocks.

>>57512828
>he baked

Just bought a doughnut, so markets had better close green today

>>57512843
>I have a conservative portfolio of 50% UPRO 50% TMV. S&P is going to 9000 and the 10Y is going to 9%
Finally, a skilled investor.

BABA bros, we're winning.

>Black history mentioned
>Stocks start to slide

STOP SAYING NIGGER FOR FUCK SAKE

>>57512882
Dunk went private.

>>57512885
>50% UPRO
50% UPRO 10% UPRO hedge 30% UPRO bull call spreads 5% treasuries 5% BITB.

So if some day in the near future actual AGI is achieved from microsoft/google/amazon etc. doesn't that mean its actually ogre for stocks?

>>57512890
I bought mine at the KR

>>57512900
Aren't you at all worried you're a bit light on TQQQ, NVDL, BITX, and LLY calls?

>>57512909
I don't want to be involved in that degeneracy.

Kek, you idiots actually expect something to happen.

>>57512902
>if some day in the near future actual AGI is achieved

it's not a question about if, but when
there are thousands of start-ups working on this and they all need Nvidia AI chips

>>57512890
DNUT's public, so you can still buy Krispy Kreme Kalls.

What's the best way to position myself to profit off of the mass deportations of all the illegal beaners?

>>57512828
HOW HIGH IS RUM GOING?

>>57512889

>>57512885
>Finally, a skilled investor.
It's just common sense. Let's review the facts:
>strongest economy in US history
>retails sales are booming
>housing market is roaring
>AGI is coming
>adults in charge in the white house
>lowest unemployment rate in history
>blow out BLS numbers
>trillions of dollars on the sidelines eager to enter the market

>>57512900
>5% treasuries
Why? So you can get 5% in a year when UPRO gains 5% in a day?

>>57512920
>Nvidia AI chips
but in theory couldn't the new AGI just design/manufacture its own chips? or perhaps "one" AGI construct would be enough, with a few thousand chips, it could use the internet to be anywhere/everywhere at once

>>57512940
They're getting amnestied with a tracking app on their phone. Long GEO for their ATD revenue.

>>57512920
Another 5% gap up tomorrow for nvidia

>>57512951
For the interest rate exposure. If you hold them in your margin account they're as good as cash as far as your margin is concerned but you'll make more like 6-7% if you trade it right.

Mumu bros, I don't feel so good...

We shall be GREEN by end-of-day, inshallah.

>NVDA: +4.2%
>MOGLF: +6.6%

>>57512954
AI is just the catch phrase narrative. Look at the broader market. Shit is going down and they are using AI stocks as a "safe haven".

caught that knife

>>57512972
fed can't fight nvidia

>>57512972
Maybe if this faggot just cut the interest rates back in January, and let the US refinance it's debt at negative interest rates we wouldn't have such an unsustainable fiscal path.

>>57512956
Stop replying to the trip faggot and it’s retarded pol posting

>>57512993
>let the US refinance it's debt
Treasuries aren't callable.

>>57512995
Baggot is a fixture of this community, providing a gay, black, Jewish voice that helps us meet our DEI goals.

>>57512995
stop telling people how to live their lives. we're going to kick out all the illegals, and we are going to profit off of it too. faggot.

>>57512993
lolwut

>>57512972
old news, literally priced in. this was a quote from the 60minutes interview. you're 16 hours late.
>>57512979
I dunno, I was thinking that at first. It's a bit risky, but if you're just going to buy and forget, it's not impossible that some of these valuations could end up being reasonable.
If there is one thing the MIC isn't doing, it's buying less chips.

just a reminder that this tasty jew has lost almost $7k on his open positions following the tastyjew method. Tom has to teach his underlings to not reveal their positions to the viewers

>>57512993
That's exactly what he's going to do.

>be JPOW
>iterate every month that he's going to keep rates high
>"higher for longer"
>media just decides they want the fed to pivot
>friends telling me they don't understand why 2023 didn't have a recession because the news kept telling them it would happen
was hitler right?

>>57512960
>Another 5% gap up tomorrow for nvidia
Yep. And another 10-20bps push higher in yields. I'm expecting the 10Y to be at 6% by March and NVDA to breakthrough $1000 after earnings

>>57513000
Say that to her face, not online, and see what happens.

>>57512972
>unsustainable
sounds like he is saying we are going much higher. longing everything.

>>57513000
as they come due we have to sell more to finance the ones we already sold, i'm saying we just sell more at negative interest rates to finance the payments of the ones outstanding and then just keep rolling all the debt at negative interest so that it pays itself off over time.

>>57513008
maybe while we're trying to save money we can stop sending billions to Israel's welfare colony and squat camp academy

is it time to just put everything into nvidia

>>57513033
>just vacate everyone's savings accounts
>nothing weird gonna happen there

>>57512995
Baggots a Jew with more money than (you)

>>57513028
Well in the short term equities should move higher as dollars look shittier and shittier.

What's the water cooler talk on INTC, anon? I missed my +30% gains before the post-earnings dump, but I'll sit on it longer if you tell me it'll be ok.

>>57512950
Can´t really blame the Haitians, the french did them dirty

>>57512940
United Health.

>>57513046
gives me the heebie jeebies

>>57513046
cute cat

>>57513020
It’s not just the media, companies signal they want rates to go down by making layoffs. Problem is that these layoffs are half-assed and Powell sees right through it.
There is no reading tea leaves with Powell, what he says is what will happen, and he’s been saying (for the past month, at least) that rates won’t go down until more data comes in. Notice he never says how much data for how long.

>MSFT smashes earnings
>strong guidance
>crabs

>>57513040
No. NVDL.

>>57513060
Short it into the dirt

>>57513040
>is it time to just put everything into nvidia
I have everything and more, took on some debt since it's the only thing worth a damn right now

>>57513064
Murdering and exiling everyone with a triple digit IQ left a little more of a dent than a few decades of debt.

>>57513075
It was priced in

How the fuck does NVIDIA keep mooning every fucking day where is all the money coming from

what stock to profit from roasties buying a new stanley cup every week

>>57513064
They're fucking subhuman, and yes I can.

>>57513094
I maxed two cards and took out HELOC for my house at 9%, worth it so far

>>57513094
The other mag 7 stocks.

Well, except for the ski goggle company.

>>57513046
I feel dirty knowing this.
>>57513033
The real answer is kicking The District in the fucking teeth, and dropping this 2 month paid vacation in year one that every federal employee gets.
We're about 15% from a balanced budget every year, and "our" federal employees literally get 2 work months paid away from their desks from day one, only getting greater as they work longer.
By year 15 you're at least 3 months paid away from your desk, every single year, plus 401k programs and health and housing assistances and all the other shit.

"public unions" will have to be hurt or the US will never balance budget. It's amazing that low income faggots who work 6-7 days a week think DC faggots who literally don't work for 1/6th of the year and still get paid, are on their sides.

>there are men in this thread who have had a woman's ass in their face within the last 48 hours
realistically how does it affect your trading

>>57513087
wtf are you on about? they spared the poles

>>57513100
the french are barely human either

>>57513094
Everybody on the planet wants a piece of their action. They're damn near printing their own money at this point.

>>57513104
The budget is equal parts the military, SS, medicare/medicaid, then everything else. Firing Laquandas is good, but does not completely solve the problem.

>>57513094
jews.

Pltr

>>57513094
>How the fuck does NVIDIA keep mooning every fucking day
AI chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is NVDA really overpriced, or is it hysterically undervalued?
Anyone working in tech knows that ChatGPT is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies.

Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up NVDA. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in

>>57513109
What do you suppose the average IQ of an exiled Polish soldier is?

>>57513119
>Anyone working in tech knows that ChatGPT is already conscious
hahahahaha
>AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away.
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>57513120
bigger than those retards who stood long enough to suffer the consequences of backtracking on the promisse of freeing the slaves

Might go for some mickys

>>57513104
>I feel dirty knowing this.
Yeah it bothers everyone for at least a moment that a dirty baggie nigger has more money then we do. It's a kind reminder that life is not fair and Jews really have life on easy mode.

This is the end isn't it. We had a good run last year

>>57513100
Based.

>Mr. Chairman WHY WONT YOU CUT RATES. IM HOMELESS, I CANT AFFORD FOOD OR GAS, MY FOUR FIGURE ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT IS HEEMED, AND THERE ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS EVERYWHERE. WHY WONT YOU CUT RATES?!?!?!?!

How do I invest in insects

day number 1435 of doomer chuds predicting the collapse while sitting on cash losing to inflation

>>57513118
what is the play today?

>>57513133
The next run is starting for this year. TZA.

>>57513108
I need someone to find pics from the qt redhead from the advertisement at the bottom of the page and post the here. She says she's 18, nerdy, and a virgin, looking for a boyfriend. I believe here.

>>57513112
We don't have to fire them, though it's probably better than actually asking them to find things to do.
Military is the fucking point of having shared governance, if you cannot enforce jurisdiction you dont' have any reason to work together anyway. Might as well take it into my own hands. SS could go, it would rock the markets because it's the backstop for fucking everything FED. Medicaid/Medicare should be stopped because it fucks up the free market powers to drop costs and increase skills.
Do you know of anyone who gets 23 paid days off for holiday in year one? Who doesn't work in a bank? Then like 10 days for sick time paid, plus 10 days for paid training. there are only 21? work days per month.
And then there's the timing. The fucking holidays are spaced all over the fucking place, so they're constantly having to come back to work after 3 day weekends and trying to catch up on whatever the world did for that extra day. You could easily kill 20 days per year just pretending you needed to catch up from the new information that happened while you took time off.

>>57513145
>day number 1435 of doomer chuds predicting the collapse
That's why the pain trade is higher. Everyone is still bearish predicting a slowdown. If they don't switch sides and FOMO in now they'll do it at S&P 9000

>>57513119
> AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away.

Lelelel, once you and the others realize it is still many decades until AGI, the price will plummet.

>>57513141
BABA

Will we ever S&P 5k?

>>57513064
The French treated them the way they needed to be treated to get anything productive out of them.

>>57513179
your going to get a market crash this year, this already begun

>>57513179
friday

>>57512577
>Do Nvidia bulls not understand that chips are cyclical and demand is capped?
Correct, AI chips are cyclical but in this case NVDA has decades of demand backlog that they need to fill. Cyclicality will eventually play a part in valuation, but that's decades away. The dip you're expecting will be from $10,000 down to $9500

NVDA is a tech company trading like an automotive manufacturer

>>57513064
It has become apparent that French superiority has created some consternation in the third world.

>>57513229

Nvidia will always go up. AI uses GPU's. Nvidia still has yet to release their 5x series. every time there's a better GPU, AI advances so it goes hand in hand.

>>57512950
>What if whites never showed up there

>tfw you actually understand what so called "ai" is and you realize retards are getting swindled for billions

>>57513238
>no arabs
>no portuguese
>no asians
>no blacks

Oh boy, you must live in your own bubble

>>57513243
the nvidia 5x series will take the pump to the next level

>>57513257
my job fired half of middle management and I look at a computer screen to tell me what I'm working on that day

>i'm being swindled for billions
Yet my balance keeps going up, curious.

>>57513249
They'd use local building materials that didn't linger and they'd die more often before getting to age 6. Different. Also, they can move to those places or live like that on land in the US at any time and don't. What happened?

>>57513243
>every time there's a better GPU, AI advances so it goes hand in hand.
True and when we get AGI the opposite will also happen: GPUs will advance because AGI will start designing them and making them better. Better GPUs means better AI. Better AI means better GPUs. ChatGPT is learning like crazy, I suspect we'll see start to see AGI in a couple more weeks

>>57513249
She looks more South Asian than African. Is that Madagascar?

brainlet here
can anyone explain why the chinese stock market is going down?

>>57513262
That's the point. Why would I live in proximity to the Portuguese?

BUDDY, look at fucking YIELDS COMPUTER. Holy shit.

one new nvidia card version and all of mag7 needs to replace their entire AI product line if they want to stay competitive
infinite demand

>>57513273
Based and cyberpunkpilled

>>57513162
try googling her username + “nudes”
the numbers on her account says she only has like 12 pics up on onlyfans, so there’s not going yo be much

she looks kinda fat in one of the leaked pics

>>57513283
They saw Trump win Iowa and New Hampshire and are selling off because they know he's going to come back and take out his revenge for covid.

>>57513277
AI only knows what people know. Very few things to “learn” from AI
It’s a “if this then that” machine, that’s it.

>>57513294
Holy shit

>>57513283
Because the chink economy is built on thirty years of lies and bullshit. They've posted double digit GDP growth in years when their energy use DECLINED slightly. That isn't physically possible, but they do it anyway because they are a race and a culture of fraud.

>>57513273
Indescribably based. Hopefully that spreads to more companies.

>>57513283
A whole bunch of leveraged degens on the mainland got margin called.

However you'll notice shit like the Hang Seng/FXI/BABA gives no fucks about those smelly Beijingers.

I am gonna short the shit out of Nvidia soon. Retarded mumus think they'll just keep growing like this and they'll have no competitors. Every time there's a little excitement about a new technology they blindly jump on the bandwagon with every dollar they have. These fools never learn.

>>57513257
"AI" is pure science fiction but people actually believe we are on the cusp of interdimensional travel with this shit. As soon as everyone realises that AI is a fad like any other, tech stocks will crash and take the entire economy with it.

>>57513283
Historically, emerging markets always crash right before a US stock market crash.

>>57513309
go ahead and join the graveyard of nvidia shorters

>>57513309
ill go short at $1,500 - $2,000 this summer.

>FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEE MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!

https://youtu.be/eipuJPgHFZk?t=218

Your reminder that if you don't know or understand what a gradient descent algorithm you are literally buying tulips if you "invest" in AI

Oh the bags will be heavy

>>57513297
I'll try that, she's looks like a degenerate whore so she very clearly lives on the west coast like you. You should buy her on SA and take better pics for this general.

>>57513323
you'll get rekt

>>57513276
Whitie spoiled them, lol.

>>57513278
Ethiopia

>>57513323
Im shorting at $1500 in may

>>57513325
I'm more of a Pearl Jam man myself.

>>57513257
>when you write an auto-complete text program
>and it, all on its own, without being programmed for this, can translate between languages
and it, all on its own, without being programmed for this, can perform tasks like "replace every second letter with a - in this sentence (the dash don't be silent)"
>and it, all on its own, without being programmed for this, can respond with a persona
and it, all on its own, without being programmed for this, can ask and answer questions
and it, all on its own, without being programmed for this, can do more incredible emergent shit
How can "it's just a tool!"fags pretend that something we've accidentally revealed that consciousness == complexity?

Saying "it's just code bro" is as reductive as saying DNA is "just code bro".
Like seriously, before anyone launches into the usual meme retorts, unironically explain why and how it has these incredible emergent capabilities?

>>57513298
based, maybe trump will make israel finally pay rent

I will short Nvidia at $10,000 a share.

step bond, what are you doing

SMCI $4000 EOY . HOPE IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE , I'V BEEN SHILLING THIS STOCK FOR WEEKS

>>57513357
That's not how rent works, if anything we should be paying Israel for warehousing all those weapons we gave them.

Can we rename this Nvidia general? Nothing else matters

I will finally buy NVDA at $10,000 a share.

>>57513283
Normal stock markets go down when they're fake.

>>57513350
You're too much of a midwit to get it.

>>57513348
Pearl Jam are good. Layne Staley is a better vocalist than Eddie.

>>57513396
AI is demons

Can we rename the mag7 to the super dong one

>>57513387
If Amazon goes down, how does NVDA sell their GPUs? If MSFT/GOOGL go down who's buying their GPUs, if META goes down, where are you going to get your images to put into the GPUs to get AI Lewds? They're all connected.

>>57513387
This
other stocks can go in "dividend general" or wtf that other boomer one is called
Only Nvidia matters

>>57513392
Bearish for the magnificent 7.

If Nvidia breaks and holds 700 I'm buying a tranche

This blowoff top will end in tears and probably also blood.

>>57513404
Pearl jam fucking sucks. They have like 3 good songs over a 30 year career.

Buying Nvidia now feels like owning Bitcoin at $1. We're going to make it guys.

>>57513433
>They have like 3 good songs
Yeah. pretty good 3 songs.

>>57513437
More like bitcoin at $4000.

>>57513433
...Ten?

>>57513437
I wish I could tell if people are serious or just memeing when they say stuff like this. It's a tip signal if said seriously.

>>57513419
Wrong, it's bullish because the american stockmarket is abnormally propped up by the government.

>>57513437
Do you mean nvidia at 1 dollar was like bitcoin at 1 dollar?

Why are chuds seething at AI when NVDA has working real time AI through DLSS that actively improves graphic fidelity that people are using at this very moment in things like rendering and video games?

>>57513404
>>57513433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXMEXCT5ohY

>>57513433
One Yellow Ledbetter is worth some misses
>>57513462
It feels like one of those meme'd into reality things. It's not serious but it's also not not serious. I bought NVDA at peak and it keeps rising. The dumbest fucking moves are the most profitable right now.

>>57513488
Every Red Hot chili peppers song sounds like a remix of californication

>>57513490
>The dumbest fucking moves are the most profitable right now.
THIS IS IT!!! TIME FOR $NVDA PUTS!!!!

>>57513508
If it aint broke dont fix it

Anthony Kiedis is a literal pedophile

>>57513516
Worse still, his music is bland

>>57513509
why? I just bought calls, already up.

>>57513508
AI can probably now make that video game real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

>>57513488
>Red Hot Chili Peppers

>>57513433
Yeah but lady death from the music video animation was HOT

Uh, Gush bros, what happened?

>>57513527
>RHCP are now classic rock

>>57513433
Overstating. They have no good songs. They were a shitty Soundgarden wanna be with a more enjoyable nose. You were better of listening to Phish if you wanted angsty music, and they're freaking hippies.

>>57513537
The Bevis and Butthead movie is almost 30 years old.

>>57513537
>RHCP are now classic rock

>>57513532
Oil's gonna be rangebound between 70 and 80 for the rest of the year. At least according to my buddy Anas.

>>57513530
LITERALLY the only correct post in /smg/ history.

>Also, add one point to the Pearl Jam sucks tally

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>57513490
>dumbest moves the most profitable
i have a thought that as societies degrade they tend to reward retarded nonsensical behaviors more than prudent ones. bureaucracy, corruption, bad secularism, speculation (sports betting has gotten crazy among normies in like 4 years). on the upswing, meritocracy prevails but as things become stagnant the mouthbreathers who buy bitcoin and stocks in the middle of an obvious bubble are the ones who make out. misallocation becomes incentivized, making everything even worse

>>57513537
Same with The Offspring, System of a down, Smash Mouth.
I am now as old as my dad was when he had my brother. I am expecting my first kid this year. they cycle continues.

>>57513374
Wtf is that stock doing? Their earnigns sucked ass. Their margin even got lower

>Second Quarter Fiscal Year 2024 Highlights

Net sales of $3.66 billion versus $2.12 billion in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and $1.80 billion in the same quarter of last year.
Gross margin of 15.4% versus 16.7% in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and 18.7% in the same quarter of last year.
Net income of $296 million versus $157 million in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and $176 million in the same quarter of last year.

>>57513563
SoD at least went full metal and did some rock ballad. PJ as I recall was just one whiny sound across 4 minutes.

Someone check in on Scott Stapp. See how he's doing.

>>57513527
They were on Epstein Island btw.

god I hate the narrative around rate cuts, especially watching that 60minutes interview

>we want to get inflation to 2%, then we cut right?
2% AVERAGE, not 2% floor
Since 1970 they've failed and averaged ~4%
Some time under 2% would be much appreciated

>you'll drive the economy of a cliff with these hikes!
No, they'll cause all the DOGSHIT, UNPROFITABLE companies to die out. So much garbage has built up since 08

>why haven't you cut rates yet???
why do we need to cut at all?
has everyone forgotten that historically the AVERAGE fed funds rate is ~5%?
ZIRP will go down as one of the worst policy decisions ever. Mises weeps.
They should have steadily built rates back up to a few % when times were good - you know, actually do keynesian economics
but no they're fucking cucks with no balls to tamp down during good times and give themselves a buffer for actual problems in the future, and now if we get a recession they'll be fucked

>well the real reason they need to cut is because government debt is so high
realistically yes, but monetary policy != fiscal policy, and thankfully Powell calls out their bullshit here
congress is pants on head retarded and has done what they did for every other law: just hand off vague expectations to some unelected bureaucrat and let them deal with it

I don't even blame Powell too much, he's given an impossible task. I've actually gained some respect back for him after he cucked pre-covid
Wilson and FDR are rotting in hell for the direction they took the country
Journalists who ask this braindead crap will join them

TLDR S&P to <3800 before EoY

>>57513574
>They were on Epstein Island btw.

>>57513074
Honesty the central bank needs an expanded mandate and more power. Elected officials are mostly retarded, DC is far to retarded to be responsible for fiscal policy. The fed should give Congress how much they can spend, and they can decide how to spend it.

>>57513508
More bands would be worth listening to if their best song was their only song, rehashed.

anyone go see the tool tour they had elder open for? that would be a kickass show

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Did you know you can fly from Chicago to Nairobi one way for $480 bucks before taxes? You can do a short layover in Doha Quatar and sleep at a 4 star suite room for ~$60, and then fly to Nairobi and be there in about 27 hours.
Next time I hear you complain about White Privilege, You better be looking for a ticket, or you're just full of shit.

>>57513283
Unironically because Chinese are some serious pussies. They entered into an alliance with Russia, they could have produced so many tanks it would have seriously threatened entire EU. USA would have been shocked into no response. China could have ensured belt and road continue capturing the entire eastern world into debt slavery. Russia/Ukraine is full 100% vassal. Yes you create Cold War 2.0 but you own about 50% of the world and become #1 economy. USA can't figure out what to do, China already made inroads into Central and South America. USA can only continue to buy Chinese goods and weakly continue buying European luxury becoming a weakened West creating a bipolar world of rising developing countries and aging decaying western powers whos only hope is AI and Robotics picking up the slack (could actually work and I hope China enjoys the likes of Guatamala and Lesotho, its so tiresome).

TL;DR China has no dawg in them.

>>57513548
Real /smg/ vibes

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lEM3NgHhYlg

Now green yoy thanks to BABA calls. Golden dragon bullrun narket.

>>57513437
you will NEVER buy JAN 25 300 calls when they were worth 50 bucks feels like utter death man

just anal-farted out of my own ass

>>57513559

Layne forever rules.

>>57513594
Why would I go to Nairobi? That's in Africa.

>>57513571
Their revenue trippled in the 2 years, but their stockprice 15x

>>57513605
It feels like nothing to me because I realized I will never have anything good happen to me in life. If I make the perfect call at the right moment, warren buffett and george soros will dump the market specifically to fuck me over, even if it causes society to collapse. It's just how things are.

>>57513583
>More like rape hot cuny pussies amiright

>>57513576
He wants us to stay higher for longer, what is he some drug dealer trying to get us to buy his poison. Jay should cut the rates and let the system fix itself through price roll backs.

>>57513594
I don't wish to fuck black women.

>>57513350
>and it can train itself all on it's own
Except it cant. Shit requires consistent training for each task.

FUCK YOU GUMBY

>>57513641
PUTTIN THE S&P ON MY BACK DOE

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>>57513625
I think I am a better stock trader after reading this. Thank you friend.

>>57513657
Just remember the best piece of advice from here: everything is scams all the way down.

>>57513585
no, a balanced federal budget amendment needs to be passed
most states have some form of one already

we were ONE VOTE AWAY from passing one in 1986

>>57513456
I mean that's still really good, but honestly it's more like Bitcoin at $30k

LLY
>gotdam

>>57513671
Who leaked earnings?

>GOOGL giving back the gains
wtf niggers stop taking profits

>>57513667
>everything is scams all the way down.
Even life itself is scamming energy and getting scammed out of energy.

>>57513671
Shouldn't humans become healthier with technological advancements? It seems the opposite is happening. Highest revenue medicine-treatment is a cancertreatment now. Previously it was Arthritis. Is cancer the norm now?

>>57513651
AY (YOU) BOBO, GET OFF ME
CHILDS PLAY
DARREN SHARPER HOLD MUH DIIIICKK

>>57513690
The longer you live, the more things try to eat you.
Most cancer is mold or virus, imo.

>>57513329
>AGI is coming and he's worried about math

>>57513696
>bad shit like Tesla goes down
>revolutionary shit like Nvidia goes up

>>57513654
So when I was on vacation in Crab City, I went and saw a $10 hooker, and she gave me the crabs. So I went back to her and I'm like wtf you gave me crabs, and she said, "We're in crab city, what did you expect for $10 lobsters?"

>>57513694
GET OFF ME, HE SAYS.
>FUCK THAT WAS LIKE 20 YEARS AGO

>>57513690
>Shouldn't humans become healthier with technological advancements? It seems the opposite is happening. Highest revenue medicine-treatment is a cancertreatment now. Previously it was Arthritis. Is cancer the norm now?
Silly anon the chosen humans are healthier, you just aren't one of them.

>>57513708
>MSFT down
>META down
>AMD down
Cherrypicking much?

>>57513690
it´s been for a while, you can join some 10 women in a room and chances are one or two of them will develop breast cancer at some point in her life

>UHAL

>>57513708
NVDA has anti gravity tech

>>57513718
My mother had. Was treated. It worked for her.

>>57513711
Baggie, are you sure you are not of german descent? Many jews have germansounding names after all.

>>57513537
I can still remember hearing a Nirvana song on a classic rock radio station years ago, and the reality slowly sinking in as I was driving home from work one day

>>57513726
That's a helping hand. A true gentleman.

>>57513727
Heh Intel will pop off

>>57513690
>Is cancer the norm now?
Yes.

>>57513738
So did mine. But she never was the same.

>>57513690
it just enables lower quality genes to breed
(you can argue marriage/society also do this but there the tradeoffs are worth it (if you're not Ted K))

those who would have died for various reasons can now be kept alive for $
plus the remaining diseases are even harder to conquer as they're often foundational to organisms in general (like cancer), so more $$$

Pop quiz, /smg/, what is (You)r top holding?

White boy winter is now

>>57513760
Cash money

>>57513760
As of now its $1000 NVDA calls

>>57513760
Nvidia but i'm now sad it is only 30% of my holdings.

>>57513760
cash (money market)

>>57513760
MSFT

>>57513760
BABA.

>>57513760
300% Nvidia, credit, second mortgage and margin

>>57513760
spy

>>57513780
Why not BABA calls? Or YINN? Or CWEB?

>>57513690
US + chinese diet is diabetes-inducing and causes chronic inflammation which leads to basically every chronic ailment you can think of including cancer. pharma makes bookoo $$ supplying fatties/depresso's with meds that keep them unhealthy without changing their underlying diet/habits. and they have crazy lobbying budgets so better food regulations will never happen. we have best surgeons though. anon posted tucker carlson interview last night where they talk about ozempic, it was pretty good it's on YT

>>57513760
Outside of a pile of treasuries, UPRO.

>>57513746
So that´s why my stake at LLY went up, the british royals are limp dicked.

>>57513788
Because I would have lost it all if I did that. I don't like leverage, It makes me uncomfortable.

If NYCB recovers and starts paying a dividend of $0.15 quarterly, then if you but at current rates ~$6.7 you'll achieve a yield of 9%. If the yield retreats to 5.8% the stock will be worth $10.34. Good opportunity, if you're confident management can sure up the loan book

>>57513768
https://youtu.be/EYoBiYHJjr4?si=djVlUoHLaNay_aD-&t=33

>>57513810
Illegals are giving NYC the Detroit treatment, why on earth would you price in a loan recovery?

>>57513690
The Rockefellers nuked the medical profession by bribing doctors to push their petroleum-based products. If anyone spoke out against it, they would be essentially stripped of their practice.

>>57513768
lean hogs bros...

>>57513760
aside from cash, $1K in UUP calls

>>57513801
>>57513757
both true.
Doctors are shit, they are not treating the causes but only the symptoms.

>>57513810
>NYCB
>Good opportunity
>40% commercial real estate loans in portfolio.
Anon...

>>57513329
Shorting again. They're so heavy chang.

>>57513810
Those shares aren't worth the bandwidth consumed trading them.

When is disney gonna unfuck itself?

>>57513816
>>57513824

I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, oh yeah

>>57513822
>Advise someone to avoid eating sugars and other shit goy slop.
>They don't follow the advice.
>Doctors are shit.

>>57513760
SNAP, its pumping rn because earnings are tomorrow

>>57513842
Hey, if they want to keep my KO and MCD shares afloat, who am I to stop them?

>>57513830
When they quit being streaming Jews and let me buy the complete phineas and ferb and the 1990 xmen cartoon series.

Mr. Buffet, please dump AAPL, that ticker is shit and it´s users are retarded. Thank you.

>>57513830
Gotta cough up the monies for hulu first

>>57513853
Glad Rocker bailed on his puts. Poor fella.

>>57513830
Literally never. They are hellbent on going bankrupt just to pander to the woke mob.

>>57513864
Didn't he say he's holding till zero?

I don't want patients to be cured otherwise they stop being customers.

>>57513842
My statement was rather in regards to
>changing their underlying diet/habits
And primarily depression, also for ozempic. How are fatties getting it? It is for diabetes, not fatness.

>>57513830
It was over ever since Eisner left.

>>57513877
I didn't sell my puts or my LLAP. I will win in the end.

>>57513768
fuck, I forgot valentine's day is coming up and didn't buy any cocao.

next
>>57513892
>>57513892
>>57513892

>>57513686
I scam energy so I can get a girl to use her energy to make baby.

>>57513842
doctors are shit. doesn't mean everyone else isn't also retarded.
>statins
>cobalt hip implants
>SSRIs (given to kids too)
>birth control
>essure
>muh cholesterol
>ritalin
>adderall
>oxycontin

>>57513898
kys

>>57513882
The patient won't change their bad habits that's the issue. They probably prescribe the drug because the patient feels shit about their body and they're 10 days away from an-heroing, or they get it on a "black market".

>>57513830
They don't know how. Iger can't speak the language of the land, and he's afraid of his temporary employees.
He's unwilling to go to war with the most vocal outsiders of the population, because his own faith won't let him side with the majority of the US.
But he's well paid either way.

>>57513858
based

>>57513898
>early bake
>PMtard
bruh

>>57513842
>both can't be true.
that said, stupid is a hard thing to fix.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130216132858/http://www.cantrip.org/stupidity.html

>>57513898
Can you die you fucking negro... IT'S RAW IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

>>57513671
Cheers to the Anon who put me on LLY last thread, grateful I listened

>>57513842
bullshit, doctors have to stop being shill pill pushers who enable these retards

>oh your boy can't pay attention at modern day school?
>let's give him prescription meth

have a major health risk (obese) and don't follow the advice? then you don't get the drugs
deal with it and fix your life. if you're actually at risk, go to the emergency room

the only proactive shit doctors peddle is infant circumcision for a paltry couple hundred $. An outright crime against humanity

>>57513898
Holy fuck we've got a good 70 posts left in this thread. KYS.

>>57513021
>I'm expecting the 10Y to be at 6% by March
Mein Neger.
I know it's you, putsnotdawae. Your new gimmick is much better than the old one l I have to say. Way less obnoxious.

>>57513930
Let's not generalize there are good and there are bad doctors.

>>57513877
dumb cunt went hungry skeleton and her tits are gone

>>57513760
it's half spxl and half tqqq right now. I don't trade anything else except the inverse when the time is right for that. The time does not appear to be right for that at this specific juncture.

>>57513952
The good ones get by on accident, imo. The entire US medical system is designed to fight ww2, and that's hilariously unfortunate. You could have a medical clinic on every corner doing cancer surgery but the "medical boards" are established unions designed to keep competition limiited, which forces people into the racket called insurance.

>>57513726
I hope he (or she) at least has an old mattress in that truck. If the hooker is the one who rented it, that’s actually pretty smart in her end.

Uh... what the fuck
There's still a lot of life left in this one

>>57513911
also i'd add that the food labeling is really bad nowadays and needs to be way more aggressive with saying exactly what is in the food and how it's made without having to actually do research. reason i say is because food/pharma companies can just fill the airwaves with propaganda misleading average idiots about the legally obliged terminology on labels. as in, most people don't have the aptitude to filter corporate lies. mandate a portion of packaging to be reserved for describing processes and ingredients (as in super clearly and with prejudice. if there's an ingredient linked to IBS/chron's, fucking say it on the label). difficult to get people people to change their habits when they don't always know what is bad for them. yes these people are dumb but this is what the FDA was made for and everyone WAS better of for it when they actually did their job.

>>57513952
fair, but I've only ever had/heard bad or mediocre experiences, and I'm in predominately white areas. I can't imagine how bad it is in shithole cities
no one was ever like
>wow my doctor really had some insightful suggestions I followed to resolve my issue

obviously a lot of it is cultural decay/decadence on the personal responsibility level + corruption/bureaucracy, but doctors have a duty to look away from the $
I don't understand how an honest doctor today could actively recommend elective infant circumcision, let alone approve it

fwiw eye docs and dentists were better, but still often tried to peddle extra procedures or drugs
we'll see if I have a better experience with my latest leg injury (sciatica)

>>57513952
obamacare made sure that all the good ones will be retired within the decade

>>57513760
I own NVDA, MSFT, META, LLY and BRK equally, Wanna grow my stake at MUFG to the same spot and then I´ll just dump money on these tickers evenly as long as they give me money.

>>57514111
checked and based, the fine women of medicine with whom i got along in college deserve and early retirement

>>57513021
Why would a billionaire marry a tranny that looks like steven tyler. At least find some bussy.... gd.... frfr.

>>57514200
If I had his fortune, I would probably just get a women for each day of the week. As time went on i would filter them trough a quality assessement process and the top one would be in charge of hiring new fresh meat every year.

I'm losing money on tesla every fucking day will this stock ever recover do you guys think? Was a mistake to buy this shit stock honestly feeling like just selling it and throwing it all into NVDA

>>57513760
Soγbean Oil

>>57514251
Yeah, TSLA is shit. it has been said here countless times why.

>>57513760
ABBV
Being autoimmune riddled genetic trash lead me to realize that Rinvoq works pretty good

>>57513941
I'm not whoever you think I am. I don't know who you're talking about

anybody got a list of the companies using Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcie in their advertisements? I have a feeling these companies will out perform expectations and can result in some easy profits.

>>57514287
;-)

>>57514077
It's over now...

>>57513898
>JWS id
big kek