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The ultimate investment is pic related
>free (only costs your faith)
>will never rugpull you
>will always love you
>grants you eternal life
>gives strength
>keeps you from greed which is what most of this board needs

>> No.57510371

>>57510361
while you are correct. mainstream christianity is a bastardized version of the cherry picked teachings of the Christ.

>> No.57510376
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The Time Travel Interpretation of the Bible
>https://vixra.org/abs/2304.0073
We describe the Biblical work of ages as a time travel program for saving humanity from extinction. God's existence is proven as a consequence of the existence of time travel, which is supposed. We present the case that Abraham's grandson Jacob, also called Israel, is Satan. We make the case that the Israelites are described as God's chosen people in the Bible despite their identity as the children of Satan because God's Messiah is descended from Abraham through Satan. They are chosen as the ancestors of the Messiah rather than as Satan's children. We propose an interpretation in which God commanded Abraham to kill his son Isaac to prevent Isaac from becoming the father of Satan. We suggest that God stayed Abraham's hand above Isaac because preventing the existence of Satan would also prevent the existence of Satan's descendant the Messiah. The history of the Israelites is summarized through Jesus and Paul. This book is written so that the number of believers in the world will increase.

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>> No.57510387

>>57510361
>Jewish
no thanks. Im a racist.

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>> No.57510396

>>57510371
based
Christ is king

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>>57510361
Post proof of foreskin with timestamp, Cohen.

I denounce the talmud and the torah.

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OP and 99% of christianity shillers are JlDF.

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>>57510378
>>57510376
very interesting point of view sir. thanks for sharing.

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>> No.57510663

>free
>have to wake up and do stuff on sundays
no thanks

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>>57510361
I already did. Love this investment and it has only gone up since it was first available.

>> No.57510678

>>57510664
How do you deal with mainstream christainity people tho? calling everything of the devil? while it is clearly not. The truths of God are present in other holy scriptures too. not just the Bible. Christ did teach meditation and most likely reincarnation was one of his knowledges too. that's why I don't like Bible boys. but I love Christ. The spirit of Christ is present in all religion.

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>> No.57510716

>>57510664
God bless you

>>57510678
The truths of God are present in the Holy Fathers' writings and also the lives of the saints. If you don't want to deal with mainstream Christianity then you don't have to, it has a history going back thousands of years anon.

>> No.57510727

>>57510716
>he truths of God are present in the Holy Fathers' writings and also the lives of the saints.
what about the saints before the times of Christ. what about the saints in Tibet, what about the oriental holy scriptures, they are full of big wisdoms. to say that these texts are "from the devil" and to wage war against other religions is pleb tier understanding of it all. To think the Bible is the truth and the only truth is the plebbest of pleb tier thing ever.

>> No.57510728

>>57510678
There is truth in most religions because there is only one God, friend. Our reason allows us to dimly see this reality, though without divine revelation we'd never know the whole picture.

>Christ did teach meditation and most likely reincarnation was one of his knowledges too.
Christ never taught reincarnation. The Holy Scriptures never talk about anything even vaguely looking like that. We all have one life to live and don't get do overs. Meditation He did teach, as we should meditate on the Word of God daily.

>How do you deal with mainstream Christainity people tho? calling everything of the devil?
I'm a Catholic, not a fundamentalist evangelical. We really do not have this problem since we have the fullness and faith and are more interested in the Kingdom than trying to find Satan.

>> No.57510734

sir this is a hindu board

>> No.57510745

>>57510728
>The Holy Scriptures never talk about
The Bible only has in it what was decided by some men in the years 100 to 300 sir. it probably doesn't even have half of the teachings of Christ. the Churches burned many books and removed many things. The Ethiopians still have the book of Enoch as part of the Bible. We in the west do not. t

>> No.57510777

>>57510745
>it probably doesn't even have half of the teachings of Christ.
This is correct. That's why we have Holy Tradition and the Magisterium of the Church.

>The Ethiopians still have the book of Enoch as part of the Bible.
Yup! They do. Just because something isn't in the canon doesn't mean it isn't inspired. It just means that it comes as less important than the canons. Nothing can contradict the canons, however.

>> No.57510817

>>57510777
you can go further and also accept the scriptures of non abrahamic faith. abraham is an anagram of brahman. the hindo scriptures. have the trinity too and krishna , or the Christ yet when you ask a mainstream christian about other religions they say its the devil. they say meditation is the devil too. yet the best way to hear God is when you are silent. not when you have mental chatter.

>> No.57510821

>>57510361
Man, you already have /his/

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>>57510817
pic related, the trinity in a different religion.

>> No.57510828

>>57510777
the canons already contradicts itself; it's impossible to have free will and omniscience in the same universe. If what you're gonna do is already known, then you can never do something different, meaning you are not free

>> No.57510841

>>57510828
obviously free will is not a thing. the end point of everything is already fixed. Gods will is the only will that will prevail. everything leads upto Gods will being executed. free will is an illusion. an illusion of choice. but you are mistaken that it goes as deep as what you will eat or drink will matter of course. most people's trajectory is probably irrelevant to the final path.

>> No.57510868

>>57510361
I don’t call it greed when I can’t even afford a used vehicle. These days you have to gamble your wages just to stay afloat

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>>57510664
>>57510728
>>57510777
jew detected.

>>57510664 <--- just like mentioned here: >>57510409

>> No.57510938

>>57510841
yeah that's what i tought. So we can keep aborting babies and do satanic rituals as we always do. Everything that happens is god's will, we literally can't go wrong

>> No.57510968

>>57510938
it literally does not matter if this happens or not. Gods will is always manifest in the end. those babies getting aborted were insignificant to alter Gods destiny.

> we literally can't go wrong
exactly.

>> No.57511057 [DELETED] 

>>57510361
No thanks. I'm going to keep being myself and remain Native European in mind and spirit.

>> No.57511087

>>57511057
it all leads to the same thing anyway. so do it.

>> No.57511105

>>57510361
I'm addicted to getting high and gooning.
I am sorry for being weak.

>> No.57511137

>>57511105
its ok. there's always a new tomorrow and you can try to better your state every time you wake up. you can try again.

>> No.57511152

>>57511105
Christ has already forgiven you and is holding his hand out for you to take hold. He still loves us despite our sinful nature. So much so that he gave his life for us. You can get yourself out of this anon. With Christ anything is possible.

>> No.57511162

>>57510361
>free (only costs your faith)
Will cost you your mental sanity with the level of gymnastics required to ignore the blatant abuse and contradictions.
>will never rugpull you
Will never get a clear response to prayers.
>will always love you
That's you convincing yourself an imaginary skydaddy exists like a schizo because no one does.
>grants you eternal life
No thank you.
>gives strength
You know those unanswered prayers?
>keeps you from greed which is what most of this board needs
Yes goyim, never aquire resources and build your kingdom. Forever live at the mercy of false Jews and usury!

>> No.57511198

>>57510777
Based

>>57511162
Edgy

>> No.57511200

>>57510968
The fetuses being aborted will never be insignificant. They are the genetic code and early stages of a conscious being that is supposedly the image of God. If God is our "father" and does not factor them into his plan because they are "insignificant" he is no father at all.

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>>57510841
Go away, John Calvin. God isn't a monster that ordains evil.
>>57510817
I can't accept something as true if it contradicts revelation. It can have truths in it, but it is not the truth as a whole.
>>57510890
Nope. Half German half English. Though the Israelis thought I was a Jew when I tried on a kippa.

>> No.57511265

>>57511244
>God isn't a monster that ordains evil.
well, he's not very powerful then
he sucks pretty badly at his job i'd say

>> No.57511275

>>57510361
>>keeps you from greed
Uhh, no, I think no.
I prefer the version where the richer you become the more responsibility falls on you, not the Jewish pilpul where you must be a slave or you will go to Hell.

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>>57511244 is ethnically jew. Picrel.
>>57511244 is ethnically jew. Picrel.
>>57511244 is ethnically jew. Picrel.

That's from this pic: >>57510409 posted prior to O/ltmpYS entering the thread, which he did here: >>57510664

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>>57511291
LOL. This schizo is off his meds, thinking I'd namefag. I'm too busy living my best life now to get attention on some anonymous imageboard.

>> No.57511315

>>57511244
hahahah yes, God does everything it even says so in the bible, fucking retard:

Isaiah 45:7
King James Version
7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

Satan is literally a creation of God. you stupid fuck.

>> No.57511333

>>57511200
you think to small of God. you are like a bacteria pooping on his favorite apple.he can't even see you.

>> No.57511351

>>57511291
Hmm, this makes sense. Glowniggers love to entrap people into cults, so I can totally see how they would try to entrap uncontrollable autists with their cringe interpretations of abrahamic religions.

>> No.57511385

>>57511315
That verse is talking to Cyrus about liberating the Israelites, saying that He (God) brings both blessing and punishment upon creation. Take a Biblical literacy class sometime.
>Satan is literally a creation of God. you stupid fuck.
No way! You're telling me that a creation was made by God? Who would've thought? Angels also have free will, you dunce. Again, take a Biblical literacy course.

>> No.57511443

>>57511385
>saying that He (God) brings both blessing and punishment upon creation.
yes. fucking retard. lmao. God made evil. its right there.

>> No.57511456

>>57511385
>Angels also have free will
no, they don't. the end point is fixed so no real free will is present. only the will of God is present. and everything that happens is fine. even if you don't understand "muh evil happenings"

>> No.57511466

>>57511443
>He thinks Justice is bad.
Brainlet. Stop talking about things you think you understand.

>> No.57511478

>>57511466
> He things good and bad can exist without eachother
brainlet. stop talking about things you think you understand.