/biz/ - Business & Finance

>the FAGMAN reality tunnel is real

We live is a leonardo of biz video
https://youtu.be/WFf70UH2RU0?si=VEzVyGDvW6h6PFLY

>>57501884
>is that (newproduct) that will not last long beyond its hype period? AHHHHHHHHHN DADDY(she/her) TED SAVE ME

the germanic dark age never ended and now that the pretense is no longer necessary, the veil has been lifted and the illusion dispersed , earth has become a den for parasites in need of a hearty suckle and gracious swallow.
The sun a symbol of mans ladder to reunifiying with the gods, the sun is his condemnation, a metaphor to absolute golemhood substituting a artificial light for solace

This is the second leg of Kali Yuga, enjoy your stay

Make ROME Great again

>>57501909
The Vision Pro is the iPhone all over again, but even worse.
>it's too expensive!!
It will still be the best along with other US products. Third worlders and poorfags will get even worse chink copies that play ads in front of them.
Bet you also thought smartphones were a meme in 2007

>itoddlers finally get something everyone had and got out of their system 10 years ago
>but it's APPLE

we heard you like reality, so we put a reality in your reality so now you can reality while you reality

amerilards constantly need new toys to consume and distract them from the dark bottomless pit of their soul.

>>57501919
>Bet you also thought smartphones were a meme in 2007
Touchscreens were total shite back in the day. I stuck with my Blackberry for years simply on account of the real tactile keyboard.

The future is now and it's fucking retarded

>>57501884
>Kacynzski was right
We knew that already
>nothing can be done
Shows that you didn’t read enough, everything can be done still. This planet will either become a natural reservation or die

>>57501951
just like VR headsets were total trash a few years ago, and now products are maturing really fast

>>57501884
is it weird that i just don't want to put on the VR headset? I'm just not going to do it hahah. that is all.

>>57502077
yikes.

>>57502008
They are still complete shit. Wake me up when we can get "smart"lenses and this shit in sunglass like frames

>>57502133
>buy when the stock has done another 10x bro

>>57501912
Okay now say all that again in plain English you faggot

>>57502077
Checked and based

>>57502087
Zoinks!

>>57502008
This apple humiliation ritual is 10x worse than any headset that came before it.

>>57502077
ok boomer

Whats the point if its constantly scanning your face, always online, and watching what you do?

VR cuould have been good if the tech was made before all this interconnectivity and spyware became mainstream, but we aren't even going to get a wild west of VR. We're skipping straight to the "Stand up and should MCDONALDS to continue using your device" era.

Speak for yourself retard I went from 4 digits in my bank account to low-mid 7 figures after this bullrun in just 4 years.

>>57501884
I really hoped that someone would straight up punch these fags. HARD.

>>57501919

When the iPhone first came out, I figured the issue would be price vs how most people treat electronics. Service companies got those exclusive deals going with Apple and that was all she wrote

I have no doubt this stupid bullshit will have everyone forgetting how much they were clowning metaverse bullshit the last couple of years.

>>57501884
I honestly want to beat these faggots up within an inch of their lives

>>57501912
>Greek
lol those are Egyptians living in the hellenistic cultural sphere under the Ptolemeans.

>>57502896
>VR cuould have been good if the tech was made before all this interconnectivity and spyware became mainstream, but we aren't even going to get a wild west of VR. We're skipping straight to the "Stand up and should MCDONALDS to continue using your device" era.
There are VR devices without any spyware, and we've already had the wild west of VR for a decade. Oculus before facebook, Valve Index, Vive, etc. You just didn't pay attention before it was too late.

>>57502926

why?

>>57502961

It would be funny if you went to beat up one of those guys and after a few hits they pulled out a knife and caught you a nice one in self defense.

kek

>>57501884
Do VR headsets like that really exist or is this some retarded TikTok meme?

Because you looks like a massive dork, itoddler, and should be beaten in public until your behavior conforms with societal norms.

>>57503317
It's the newly released Apple Vision Pro. Do you live in a cave?

>>57503359
>Do you live in a cave
kek'd - perhaps it is you living in a platonic sort of cave, anon. You believe the shadows you see on the wall are reality. Who gives a shit what the latest apple product is?

>>57501884
Apple marketing is amazing. People could have done this years ago with other vr headsets.

>>57504241
>Who gives a shit what the latest apple product is?
I do because I am a shareholder.

>>57501884
Fool. Infinite money printing and lowering of rates no matter what so boomers retirement accounts go up and look green even though they are getting their fucking asses fleeced. Should spend every cent now.

Crypto is the only protection. You will see. Well, fuck, I mean bitcoin. every other crypto, yeah, dogshit. but bitcoin. its gonna be good to have it mang.

>>57507345
bitcoin is just a leveraged nasdaq with extra risk nowadays lmao

>>57501884
all of the content you see around this product is NPCs looking retarded while wearing the headset. if apple loses it's cool factor it's unironically over for them. AAPL looks like it's approaching it's parabolic peak at some point in the near future as well.

>>57507417
all of the content you see around this product is NPCs looking retarded while using their touchscreen. if apple loses it's cool factor it's unironically over for them. AAPL looks like it's approaching it's parabolic peak at some point in the near future as well.