/biz/ - Business & Finance

binance makes coinmetro obsolete

>>57494663
It's all so tiresome

>>57494669
Buying on Binance is generally the same as buying late. Buying on small exchanges with obscure shitcoins is usually how you make a good profit. It's a nice on-ramp too if you need to move coins to an unlicensed shitcoin exchange.

>>57494593
I forgot to bump, but it's all the same. Goodbye /jp/ visitors.

>>57494669
Why?

>>57494684
okay you make sense i apologize

>the only person besides me who makes threads about my biggest hold doesn't even hold any and only does so to bait me and the other bagholders into engaging with her orgasm denial fetish.
Fine i'll bite. Try doing nofap again but this time wear a chastity cage.

>>57495016
I actually hold more than zero and less than one xcimmy so you could say I am a holder if we count dust. I'll be able to sell it if XCM hits double digits at least.
I've never worn a chastity cage and have no plans to do so. I just wanted superpowers. We're all guys here, some of us just took wanting to be the little girl too literally.
I originally put Qredo in the subject field, but having just served a ban for "advertising" without even putting a ticker in the OP I figured this was the safer choice.

>>57495073
>We're all guys here
It's over

>>57495096
It's 2024. Guys can have long hair, gynecomastia, no testes, female names, and female pronouns.
Mahiro is a cute little girl, but deep down we both know she is a 30 year old manly neet and that's why by 3000 year old dragon logic you are actually a flaming homosexual. ホモ。

>ホモ。

>>57495163
Sorry, didn't mean to hurt your little girly feelings.
Here's a voyuristic picture I took of you changing, hope you don't mind.

>>57495193
I don't want to be an avatarfag. I hate avatarfags... But I just keep saving more pictures of Mahiro.

kek chin chong nip nong baggies

>>57495260
ホモ

>>57495212
It's unavoidable to like some characters and pictures more than others.
The IDs make it completely pointless either way, it's impossible to hide who you are after a few posts unless you go out of your way to anonymize the information you share, the way you type, and what you write about.

>>57495260
Me pretending to be the L**fag by the way.

>>57495271
はい!

>>57494593
>saving it up.
Anoni... I don't want to be mean, butt what did you save up...?

>>57494684
I understand, you wanted a fresh thread for another coin because you couldn't bear the shame of making me buy that coin.

>>57495277
>It's unavoidable to like some characters and pictures more than others.
That doesn't mean you should post them so often people think that you are roleplaying as them.
>はい!
キモイ

The jannies really need to do their fucking job and move these shit threads to LGBT. You fucking niggers dont even talk about coinmetro in any of the threads, the first 5 posts of the thread are XCM related then the rest of the posts are just goon posts. I guess there isnt much to talk about when all you are doing is bagholding with no news LAMOOOOOOOOO.

>>57495573
*unzips dick
you can report me but the jannies can't unrape you

>>57495560
>butt what did you save up...?
P-Prostate fluid...... There was like, at least 0.05ml.
>>https://wiki.froth.zone/wiki/Prostate?lang=en
>>The prostate glands produce and contain fluid that forms part of semen, the substance emitted during ejaculation as part of the male sexual response. This prostatic fluid is slightly alkaline, milky or white in appearance. The alkalinity of semen helps neutralize the acidity of the vaginal tract, prolonging the lifespan of sperm. The prostatic fluid is expelled in the first part of ejaculate, together with most of the sperm, because of the action of smooth muscle tissue within the prostate. In comparison with the few spermatozoa expelled together with mainly seminal vesicular fluid, those in prostatic fluid have better motility, longer survival, and better protection of genetic material.
>I understand, you wanted a fresh thread for another coin because you couldn't bear the shame of making me buy that coin.
There's still hope........................ I will do the classic falling knife of holding it to -99% after buying at a -99%. Uooaaa... That's, like, almost -200%.

>>57495563
>キモイ
ヒドイ〜〜〜

>>57495573
>The jannies really need to do their fucking job and move these shit threads to LGBT
These threads are actually incredibly straight if you think about it. There's just a general lack of shame that makes it seem otherwise.

>>57495603
Oh please, youre a 5’3 chink femboy, you wouldnt be able to rape anyone.
How about we talk about XCM and keep the thread on topic for once? Is there any exciting news to discuss? Did Kevin announce anything to hype over? No?

Oh okay if not, lets just have our little group therapy session where we goon over anime pictures to provide us an escape for our failing investment.

>>57495679
>How about we talk about XCM and keep the thread on topic for once? Is there any exciting news to discuss? Did Kevin announce anything to hype over? No?
>Oh okay if not, lets just have our little group therapy session where we goon over anime pictures to provide us an escape for our failing investment.
I'm glad we're on the same page.
Kevin actually JUST revealed a tester for a new concept.

>>57495690
>tester
teaser* sorry, did not mean to make a mistake in such a serious topic.

>>57495658
>These threads are actually incredibly straight if you think about it.
Explain

>>57495679
>goon over anime pictures
I never jerk off to my reaction pictures. If you want me to post trap doujins just ask.

>>57495690
Ah yes, it appears my point stands. Nothing to talk about besides the group therapy gooning cope of 2-3 Coin Metro bagholders. Have fun in fantasy land while your shitcoin goes nowhere.

I can't decide whether it would be funny or not to have a serious discussion about Coinmetro from now on.

>>57495016
> Fine i'll bite. Try doing nofap again but this time wear a chastity cage

Yes, this is whats going to make people want to invest into a failing exchange, you mentally damaged cum brain.

>>57495756
Please do, shill your fucking bags, there are people looking for new coins to buy and there is never anything of value comming out of these cum brain threads.

>>57495767
kyaaa
D-don't stop. I'm about to cum

>>57495712
I don't see what's homosexual seeing a bunch of males post cute anime girls. You know what would be extremely homoerotic? Posting a bunch of alpha male chad bodies that are totally their inspiration and not just bodies they find attractive to look at because they are gigantic homos.
Homos wouldn't post drawings of young girls therefore these threads are the straightest on the board, just not so insecure people can't make homo jokes here unlike the alpha male chad boards where any homo joke will be immediately met with hostility and rage from insecure homosexuals who can't cope with the fact that they want to suck alpha coinmetro lolicon cock.

>>57495734
>Have fun in fantasy land
Thanks, it's quite a happy place!

>>57495767
I personally think the reason people might want to invest in the exchange is the low marketcap, the high reach in customers, licensed on and off-ramps, and the low fees.

>>57495658
It could be possible that when you're missing a certain ingredient, the presumed effects of nofap are dampened.

>>57495679
Your post reminds me, I still need to share a post I found with the thread >>57484463
He certainly spends a lot of time on browsing various forums to find cute tranny pics, it really shows that love and hate are two sides of the same coin.

>>57495786
>Homos wouldn't post drawings of young girls
Make up your mind.
>>57495144
>deep down we both know she is a 30 year old manly neet and that's why by 3000 year old dragon logic you are actually a flaming homosexual

>>57495835
It's possible 3000 year old dragon logic is flawed and you actually are not a flaming homosexual, but a lolicon. Haha, I crack myself up. Clearly it must be that homosexuals like to post little girls. A lot of people don't know this, but the L in LGBT stands for Lolicon.

>>57495854
And this is related to XCM how?

>>57495854
>the L in LGBT stands for Lolicon.
Literal hatespeech.

>>57495869
Shut up faggot we are talking about 3000 year old dragons.

>>57495869
You said the threads belong in LGBT. Now we need to establish whether the threads are gay enough to fit in there or not. The fact that nobody is talking about gay sex is quite concerning for your gay thread theory. Keep in mind that pedophilia is banned on the LGBT board.

>>57495871
Lesbians aren't real.

>>57495901
Lolicons aren't real either so the point is moot.

>>57495690
I saved this image.

>>57496015
She looks familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-3vYrTReYc

>>57496058
I am not enough of a weeb to enjoy vtubers.

>>57496119
I don't at all enjoy vtubers and think they're an eyesore, but I can enjoy a fun song. Was it a vtuber? I didn't notice honestly. I liked the perverts talking in unison about how cute she was in a very creepy way.
vtubers in general are just streamers and I don't like streamers so I will never watch any of them.

>>57496015
Yes, take me there
What is that place?
Can i sell my xcm there?

>>57496131
>I can enjoy a fun song.
You should go to your neighbourhood karaoke bar and share this fun song with your community. Can you do the dance?

>>57496169
I can neither sing or dance and if you put a gun to my head claiming I need to sing and dance to live I might just tell you to shoot me instead.

>>57496181
I would probably just force feed you an enourmous dosage of party drugs until you forgot about the gun and started dancing.

>>57495690
>cunnymetro
Where do I sign up?

Started watching The Apothecary Diaries because I heard the MC was a realistic depiction of a cute girl, and despite not being interested in the subjects or a show without a self insert male loser MC, I ended up kind of enjoying the episodes I watched so far.
She is flat, has freckles, short-ish hair, smart and basically my wife :)
My only real criticism so far would be how aggressively I don't care about anything that isn't the literally my gf girl being literally my gf and how otherwise it feels like it's essentially made up of plot contrivances, that lowers it more to a nice to watch as opposed to interesting to watch.

>>57471426
*farts

>>57496454
I am but a simple anon in love.

>>57496328
You're going to get in trouble with the law, my body can't stop moving now〜〜〜

>>57496448
Freckles like that are very cute. So are the nekomimi ears.
>or a show without a self insert male loser MC,
I thought you liked OP MC's too.
Have you watched NHK? That has the most realistic depiction of a complete loser I've ever seen. It's scary how accurate it is watching him progress into a complete and utter pervert.
Itaru from Steins;Gate is also one of my favorite pervert losers. He's relatively smart, but an overweight weeb with an unhealthy obsession for anime girls and you can tell he's a perverted sperg just by hearing him talk.
I identify very strongly with these loser characters.

>>57496463

>>57496500
I'm in it for the short hair.
>NHK
Not really, need to pick it up again I guess.

I have not watched the show since I initially wrote that post and I have been itching to since every day, last time this happened it was with redo of healer - It doesn't need to make sense I suppose.

>>57496500
>That has the most realistic depiction of a complete loser I've ever seen. It's scary how accurate it is watching him progress into a complete and utter pervert.
I thought it was cute how his parents get him an arranged marriage and he becomes a farmer. Everything works out for everybody in the end. It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways!

>>57496514
>Not really, need to pick it up again I guess.
https://royallib.com/read/Takimoto_Tatsuhiko/Welcome_to_the_NHK.html#0
You could always read the light novel, it's a lot shorter, a bit less censored and less confusing. It has almost all the incel themes you'd expect. Maybe you need a few more years to sink deeper first.
https://mangareader.to/read/welcome-to-the-nhk-378/en/chapter-1
The manga looks good too, but I haven't read it. I can tell from the first chapter it's not as censored though as you can see him insufflate a substance which you never see in the anime, in the anime you just get weird hallucinations without an explanation as to why.

>>57496547
Ah so the incels were right, we DO need government mandated arranged marriages.

>>57496500
>nekomimi ears
>cat ear ears

>>57496618
...need commit seppuku

>>57496562
https://youtu.be/Xuwqpgpaqd4?si=i1DoxFVMBxArw-AV
The author prefers the anime and manga to the novel.

>>57496645
The timestamp rugpulled. 5;02

>>57496645
The manga looked very nice from the first chapter so that's understandable. I had already seen the anime when I read the novel, wanted to give it a try. The anime is fairly long so I figured the novel would be quicker to get a feeling on how much of a loser he is.
It's based on his own life afaik, so he's pretty brave writing about those child creeping things.

>>57494593
no idea what thread that image is from
you have nobody to blame but yourself
you are weak, and pathetic
the human body (male) has massive increase in testosterone the first week in, you didn't feel anything that means you don't understand your own body as you are too desensitized from your porn addiction or just retarded
the demon poster "TFh3bm3P" is a retard and doesn't understand biology either.
Wet dreams don't happen until 1 month - 2 months in, and that is the body naturally recycling the semen, in a healthy way, rather than you forcefully rising the serpent for your own dopamine crackhead addiction.
If you can't nofap for 1 month at will, you are literally possessed by demons.
It isn't difficult, just keep yourself busy with work or intellectual stimulation, or literally anything productive

>>57495144
The Lord had long hair
I have long hair
nothing feminine about men having long hair, it's a sign of good health
Men balding at age 20 is a sign that society is literally trying to rape you

although when I went to public gyms a few years ago people would be afraid of what gender to call me, I would often be called "they" and one dude called me "mam" but whatever

>>57497553
>no idea what thread that image is from
Good
>you are weak, and pathetic
Don't feed my fetish~~~
>the human body (male) has massive increase in testosterone the first week in, you didn't feel anything that means you don't understand your own body as you are too desensitized from your porn addiction or just retarded
I think it's because I don't have testes.
>Wet dreams don't happen until 1 month - 2 months in, and that is the body naturally recycling the semen, in a healthy way, rather than you forcefully rising the serpent for your own dopamine crackhead addiction.
I've done 2 months without masturbation while depressed and I woke up with wet underwear once.
>If you can't nofap for 1 month at will, you are literally possessed by demons.
Can, but it's also more easily the question of "why bother" that makes people succumb.
I am potentially trying again though, not decided yet, but I haven't masturbated yet either.

>>57497839
you removed your testicles?!?!?! ?
WHAT ? ??

I>>57497946
I am thoroughly shocked by your sudden change in demeanor.
I was certain it'd be another anon who made that post.
I had them removed because they are unecessary.
I don't want to have little girls,
I want to be the little girl regardless of the impossibility.

>>57495730
Can you post trap doujins?

Today I woke up thinking I had cummed a bucket looking at the gigantic wet spot around my crouch. It was only after fully regaining consciousness when I realized I had woken up half an hour prior to drink some water, that I then unceremoniously spilled on myself.

>>57498858
I thought you were about to confess you peed yourself.

>>57498902
I need to improve my writing, so I can be more efficient at misleading people about what I want to write. One day at a time.

>>57495730
invite me to the discord
cheers kippas kanpai I like anime

>the discord

>>57499820
Worst dating app ever.

>>57499869
Are you sure? I heard it's great for predators.

Why did I also screenshot this?

I forgot I had this folder

>>57499869
Maybe for poorfags.

>>57495573
Good morning thread.

>>57501390
Good morning. My coins are still crabbing.

Holy shit bullish on LCX TIAMONDS!
SELLING ALL MY (1) XCM TO BUY (2) LCX

>>57501771
Mine are pumping.

Are leg warmers comfy?
They probably are but they don't seem fit to walk around in a lot.

>>57502198
Never tried them. They should come back in fashion. They are cute.
It's hard to call that pumping when I look at the 7D chart.
I want my gains back. I do believe in the possibility of a nice pump and dump during FOMO season though.

New paradigm!
Chad fad incoming!

what the FUCK coinbase

>>57502366
Probably got tired of dealing with Proof of Social Media due to the Jewish banker cabal discrediting and defaming Satoshi and 51% attacking Bitcoin.
Speaking of, why hasn't Coinmetro listed Bitcoin?

>>57502366
It's over.

>>57502770
Anyone else care to play?

That was really fast.
Maybe 20 questions.

>>57502795
It just cycles through hair colours after it establishes it is a character who speaks Japanese. I hate that.

>>57502787
Tried to use it to find my perfect wife, turns out there are safeguards in place so that doesn't happen.

>>57502831
It was very accurate with asking if Kayo had an evil mother.

>>57502834
Last I used Akinator it could do things like your girlfriend and your wife, and even yourself.
I decided to expand my Ayu folder, I just can't help myself.

>>57502787
Be careful, the same ID is defending and normalising pedophilia in that thread.

>>57503005
That's not true. I was only speaking about Vitalik and his beliefs and using that as a weak argument for why I don't think he does heroin. The existence of CP is harmful to children as it encourages further abuse by normalizing sex with real children and the production or re-enactment of said material.

This topic is dark and depressing, look how cute Ayu is though!

>>57503030
Just because a lot of people call someone a pedo doesn't make them a pedo. Vitalik isn't a pedo like Gavin Woods.

>>57503047
>Just because a lot of people call someone a pedo doesn't make them a pedo.
Good point.
>Vitalik isn't a pedo like Gavin Woods.
He still could be. Has he ever shown any interest in anyone? Also a weak argument, but it is plausible. I find it hard to believe someone as smart as him wouldn't be able to understand why the concept of posession can cause immense harm. It's also possible he is just looking at it in an extreme vacuum where he randomly found a secret USB on the ground and never ever shared it with someone or went looking for more, but this also seems unlikely as he seems like the kind of person to think about all aspects of a situation, something required for him to invent something like Ethereum and EVM.
To me it seems more likely like a wilfull ignorance.
The thought process would go like this:
"I have CP and I am not a bad person. Simply having CP does not cause harm because I am not a bad person".

>>57503080
hypothetically speaking, if you had CP on one of your hard drives who would it harm?
I am sure most people in first world countries would support giving me the death sentence for possession of obscene material because of the fucked up doujins I save on my computer to derail threads on 4channel I don't like.

>>57503147
>hypothetically speaking
Hypothetically nobody, but it's a bit more difficult than that. Someone has to get it, showing demand, creating incentive to create. If you did find a USB on the ground I don't think I'd care though.
>I am sure most people in first world countries would support giving me the death sentence for possession of obscene material because of the fucked up doujins I save on my computer to derail threads on 4channel I don't like.
Yeah, but they are also usually the kind of retard that says a 19 year old and a 16 year old being together is pedophilia. A drawing is a drawing. Production of more drawings does not harm anyone.

>>57503177
>If you did find a USB on the ground I don't think I'd care though.
How is this different from just downloading it if I don't seed my torrents afterwards and use incognito mode while browsing for it?

>>57503266
+1 on demand, +1 on incentive to create more.

>>57503310
But if I use incognito mode on Chrome they won't know I am looking at it so how am I creating demand?

>>57503319
True, do continue.

Coinfess your love

>>57503513
>Who is the character you'd fie for
I honestly don't think there is anyone for me, maybe my children one day. But if the question was If I would die for my country vs a cute anime girl, it would be absolutely be gif related

>>57503711
>I honestly don't think there is anyone for me
How can you say you love her when you wouldn't even die for her?

>>57503711
I remember I downloaded this but never watched it.
Recently I've developed a liking for purple hair so I will look it up.

>>57503513
I don't share.

>>57503786
>I don't share.
Why not? I'm not gonna hit on her or sexualize her.

>>57503732
I've never gotten the chance to love a girl so I wouldn't know.
>>57503786
I've watched it on my iphone4's 3.5 inch screen when I was 15 under a blanket next to my mom, it was awesome. I still remember most of what happened.

>>57503832
She's not too well known, I don't want to be found on other weebsites.

>>57503845
Did your mom like it as well?

>>57504025
She didn't see, I assume she thought I was watching porn.

sixty cents shitcoin
oh wait

>>57504032
What did you do under the blanket next to your mom to make her think you were watching porn?

>>57504054
No more questions officer, I want to speak with my lawyer.

Fuck Kevin, I have a big bag of THT cause of that faggot.

>>57504281
Why's that Kevin's fault?
I don't think Kevin ever promoted THT.

>>57504025
Understandable.

>>57504379
You made them buy it.

https://youtu.be/i7smwrmebXw
my wife :)

>>57504483
I'm not Kevin.

>>57504658
I don't understand these zoomer fetishes.

>>57504851
What is the fetish in question.

>>57504861
Watching someone watch videos or listen to music (voyeurism).

>>57504883
>voyeurism: the practice of gaining sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity
What is the sexual activity in question.

>>57504893
>or, more generally, from watching other people's private lives.

>>57504906
It says
>or other actions of a private nature
I don't think listening to something is a private act as such, people listen to music on the subway for example. I believe a private life in this context implies something people do.. in private.

>>57504947
bro are you seriously asking me if watching videos or listening to music is a private act what type of dumbass question is that you clearly have never been out in the real world before

>>57504966
Your sentence comprehension AI model needs some work.

>>57504947
On the subway I listen to popular and socially acceptable music, in private I listen to [redacted].

>>57505189
>in private I listen to [redacted].
I don't think anyone will hear you listening to loli sleep breathing ASMR in public. You don't have to hide your "music" tastes.

Today an item I've been trying to get for 3 months finally dropped for the first time. I didn't win it.
I'm only a little bit sad. Someone else was very happy today.

>>57505637
>Someone else was very happy today.
Reminds me of that one bike drawing

>>57505897
I was inspired by the gangrape edit posted a few days ago with 6 happiness meters going up.
I don't condone gangrape, but it is a funny edit.

>>57506017
>I don't condone gangrape
Are you saying normal rape is fine?

>>57505637
Now you can buy more shitcoins, I'm sure there will be other limited edition figurines in the future.

>>57506036
I was worried someone might suspect this after the post, but I did not feel like writing "or any rape for that matter".

>>57506039
Contemplating spending all my XMR on figurines on the peak of the bullmarket, but I can only buy it on zenmarket because Binance discontinued their cards. Here's a towel set so I can uhh... maybe not that item.
As for my worthless fiat, I have some thoughts, but not 100% decided where to chuck it all yet. Would like to wait until after march anyways for uhh financial reasons.

>>57506104
>I was worried someone might suspect this after the post, but I did not feel like writing "or any rape for that matter".
and now to be clear I do mean or any rape for that matter. I did not not feel like writing it because I condoned it, because I do not condone rape at all.
Covering all bases this time.

>>57506104
I hate having FIAT why do I have FIAT, I am retarded. I want to put it all into crypto but i just keep holding FIAT (ticker: EUR)
I need to dump it all into something before I miss out AGAIN.

>>57502083
you can't sell remember Pinoy baggie? Kek

>>57506130
Baka

>>57506145
speaking of selling, I unloaded 100% of my LCX bags at 30c for a huge huge profit. how about that, Pinoy baggie?

>>57506155
Happy for you, friend.

>>57506167
thank you. you could've been me but instead you're a silly Pinoy baggot faggie kek

>>57506189
I guess money doesn't buy happiness.
Sorry to hear.

I think I buyed too much XMR

>>57506214
You're supposed to earn it, not buy it.
For example, at $165 you could easily get 1 Monero by sucking 1 dick. At 10 dicks you could have 10 Monero, that's $1650. If you then wait until peak bullrun you will maybe have $4-10k to spend all for the low cost of 10 dicks. It's the proof of dick method. Don't forget kneepads.

>>57506240
>Cryptobros hate this one trick for most optimal token distribution

>>57506104
What's ecchi about the towel?

>>57506120
I love having FIAT (ticker: USDT). I put it all into Binance Earn.

>>57506130
Did you open a thread you don't like to read 150 posts of things you don't like just to make a mean comment on a Sunday?
Don't you have anything better to do?

>>57506488
>What's ecchi about the towel?
Dangerously seductive eyes.
>>Here's a towel set so I can uhh... maybe not that item.
There's a lot of ecchi things about rubbing ayu all over yourself or rubbing your hands all over ayu. I decided it's best to not have a towel of my favorite girl.

>>57506515
>There's a lot of ecchi things about rubbing ayu all over yourself or rubbing your hands all over ayu.
Sigh, okay, I'll buy myself one.

>>57506572
Please don't get the Ayu one. I exposed my soul sharing my love for her, don't make me regret that.

>>57506612
I wanted to make you aware of the dangers.

Thinking about how much beauty there is in creating something people like and talk about decades afterward.
Wishing for Roadside Picnic the anime with cute girls but good this time.
Still cannot fathom the mind of someone replying to a happy for you with you could've been me.
Realized that after I make it I will probably have to find a lot of people for my late stage projects and that It won't just be the handful of people like I imagined.
Everything can be made better by replacing the main characters with cute girls, L4D Mods are a good example.
Wondering if I will ever have a unique idea of my own.

>>57506199
Yes it does.