/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57488807
what the fuck did they mean by this shit

>>57488868
>we transition from a pure application-based platform to an open self custody protocol.
We are transitioning.

I transition from alive to dead

The money transitions from your pocket to my stash of shekels, goy

>>57488807
I am hard, will furiously fuck my wife in a hour!

>>57488807
Can you give me that rainbow pedobear?

>>57489427
What are you going to do with it?

>>57489733
I’m not sure. Want to collect it for my Qredo folder.

>>57489746
In that case, sure, as long as it's not for the purpose of conjoining the P with LGBTQ+!

>>57489780
Thank you, and of course not, that's just mean to minorities.
Speaking of minorities, I made a new flag to represent the majority of minorities all around the world! Very cute isn't it? It has that nice friendly feel with affordable colors and a fashionable font style. The center looks a lot like a cute seal, but it actually spells something out too!
What do you think? It's okay if you can't read what it says, a lot of minorities can't either, but I think many of them would agree with the message regardless.

Also this has to be the funniest commit.
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Not sure if bullish or bearish.

>>57490133
The seal looks a bit sad, but I like the seal word play a lot.
Indeed I am unable to read the text, so I will take your word for it that it's something wholesome.

>>57490153
Without knowing the context, it doesn't really mean anything I suppose.
Every shitcoin has some kind of tokenomics.

>>57490320
>The seal looks a bit sad, but I like the seal word play a lot.
>Indeed I am unable to read the text, so I will take your word for it that it's something wholesome.
If you would like to decipher it by manual means, first is Hiragana, second is Katakana.
I think maybe it would be more proper to do imitate stylistic choices of Japanese brands by doing the first word in Katakana because they perceive Katakana to look more sleek and modern, and using Hiragana and a proper word instead of a loan word for the second word, but the first word looks more arabic in Hiragana and the seal would not be a seal if it was not an English word in Katakana. I think maybe there should also be a dash after ラ, but again, the seal. Perhaps I could make it look as if the ラ are just whiskers and the dash would be a winking eye, but it looks nice as is.
Representing a silenced minority is wholesome in itself if the end justifies the means.
>Without knowing the context, it doesn't really mean anything I suppose.
>Every shitcoin has some kind of tokenomics.
The lack of context just makes it even funnier.

>>57490450
I asked /jp/ for help, that's the best I could do.

>>57490133
idk what this is about (/jp/ tourist here) but ラペ isn't the right spelling for rape, it's レイプ. or if you want a native japanese word you could use 強姦.
the ん in ろりこん is tilted like 45 degrees too far clockwise compared to the ろりこ

>>57490598
>if you want a native japanese word you could use 強姦

thats a word borrowed from china lol

>>57490579
They're probably going to make fun of me :(

>>57490598
Thank you for your knowledge. I will make good use of this for representing minorities without a voice.

>>57490610
in the same way that window is borrowed from old norse yes. but would you say its not a native english word?

>>>/jp/45999554
Rude!

>>57490611
I'm being told you wrote lolicon and rape!

>>57490634
レイプ is native japanese then

>>57490647
>>>/jp/45999598
But wholesome.

>>>/jp/45999575
And based.

>>57490654
It is also the IS terrorist group's flag. I think they'd stand behind this new logo. I'm just helping a persecuted minority get their message across in different languages and mediums by making it a bit more cutesie. Is that not wholesome?

>>57490670
They seemed to not dislike my post. My self worth is saved for another day.
We both know why I used a phone, and we both know iPhones are the most popular phones in Japan.

>>57490658
fine

>>57490705
>iPhones are the most popular phones in Japan.
not since 2022

>>57490733
Interesting. iPhone are still wildly popular, but I guess they're becoming too expensive and alternatives are getting better. It's my first iPhone, I'm more of an Android person but I got tired of all the phones being so awfully big. I don't use TikTok so I don't need a Tablet for a phone. I just need to call and use an app to buy a bus ticket. If they actually made something akin to the iPhone Mini that isn't just a $50 android phone with 720p monitor and 8 hours battery time I'd consider switching back, when this one breaks of course.

>>57490705
>We both know why I used a phone
I still think leaving your house is stupid.

>>57490733
>>iPhones are the most popular phones in Japan.
>not since 2022
>>57490705
>she doesn't have the most popular phone brand
Oh no no no, you can forget about becoming an IDOL now.

I'm a simple man. I see little girls, I click the thread

>>57490805
>I still think leaving your house is stupid.
The other possible reason. One that could also cause someone to suddenly finally be allowed back on their computer.

>>57490805
As a Brand Apple is clearly still number one when it comes to mobile phones. It's only that ALL the others combined now make up over 50%, but individually they still look pathetic compared to the iPhone. iPhone is almost certainly still the Idol phone. Having a small iPhone makes me the little girl. Android havers are big smelly lolicons.

>>57490823
There's no little girls in this thread. Except me of course.

They're posting loli in the /jp/ thread while it's a blue board, I don't think I should visit there again.

>>57490836
If you're going to make that distinction of Apple and Android, in a world with solely lolis and lolicons, it probably won't end well for the lolis.

>>57488807
>even coinbased dumped its bags and took the loss
wew

>>57490995
What makes you say that?
Coinbase could easily pump it by listing it, but they haven't yet.

>>57490966
>They're posting loli in the /jp/ thread while it's a blue board, I don't think I should visit there again.
I actually never browse /a/ or /jp/ despite having a pretty strong interest in anime and manga and general japanese culture. It's probably for the best. Lolis are best kept clothed, and in my basement.
>If you're going to make that distinction of Apple and Android, in a world with solely lolis and lolicons, it probably won't end well for the lolis.
We need to hurry and arm the lolis with rifles for protection.

>>57488807
that looks terrible

vagina haha
cunt anal shit fuck whore bitch haha

>>57490836
>Android havers are big smelly lolicons.
Rude. I shower every Sunday whether I need to or not.

>>57491149
>We need to
get back to business.
You were supposed to tell us about your new sex drea- adventure.

>>57493915
You guys demotivated me. >>6,7
You know what the worst part is? It didn't even feel any better saving it up. If anything, I felt nothing. Not sure if I should restart or what. I need a lot of motivation.