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TUNNEL JEWS RULE
Great thread
BOBROS WE GOT HOOKED!
Talked to the market maker, I said, you know what? We've had such a terrible loss of wealth, the best thing is to pull it. So we made the decision to pull it, and then we watched the stock market collapse.
Time to smarten up anon, hop on over to dividend investing general /dig/>>57474325>>57474325
>>57486391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKZNFZwnM1Emax drawdown only kills you if you sellhistory proves buy-and-hold works, DCA works, and even short-term traders like ITPM will show you the data (they're just interested in a different angle of it)you can win 95% of the time on two time scales: 90 days, or 15 years
>>57486391>no pasta>no baddragon linksI can't post in an essehmgee of this quality.
how about them nonfarm payrolls and unemployment rate figures anon?
>>57486426Sorry >Brokershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Stock market words:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Risk management:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Financials podcasts/channelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Live Streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Educational sites:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Free charts:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Screeners:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>List of hedge fund holdings:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU>Misc:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
We're recovering
>>57486447/smg/ - sorry edition
I bought back some CCs at a nice little 50% discount
the eurofag farmers are on strike this winter, if they keep going at it in the next seasons that just means they wont be working the fields no?
Another Mega Dive TICKER: AMD doing its thing
>>57486391Why is RUM running?
china is fucked
>>57486423IM SMARTNOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS
one day i'll own stock that skyrockets and make it
iran being bombed tonightwhat are the best tickers for monday
>>57486468>tattoonothing of value was lost
Everything is near all time highs, I dunno what to buy.
>>57486451jealous, i have to buy mine back at a 150% premium or else part with my shares. Still have 2 weeks of theta on them
I can't do it anymore. I'm just going to DCA into mag 7 and walk away.
Is there a worse feeling then being all red during a green day, this earning quarter has heemed me on all accounts
>>57486502thanks for playing bobo!
>>57486486The people who write the propaganda convincing women to get tattoos should be shot.
>>57486468money, dope and hookers boystimes have changed
Joe sanctioned the Israelis. It is Joever for real this time.
>>57486497URANIUM
>>57486502>Is there a worse feeling then being all red during a green dayyes, being all red during a green day AND be constipated
Next week
>>57486479oil not guns
>>57486502Having to baghold when you could be making gains...because you didnt set a stop limit like a retard.
>TLT
>>57486523its near the 52 high, i'm looking for cheapies.
>>57486462I have no idea. I considered buying some last week, but my retard instinct whispered it was going to flatline or dip. Herp derp.
>>57486519>fried up feminist lefttard women in their 40sgo for it lol.
another day of retards getting heemed because they read some trash article on the internet about the world endingthank youhave a nice dayyou can always close your positions and buy an index fund because your stupid ass will never even break even let alone beat the market
>>57486527
>>57486423Smg is good for these yungins, but moves a little bit to fast for us old timers hehehe
>>57486527>LLYSweet, there is also MUFG another one I own for monday.
>>57486535this is cuz I bought that 5 cent call yesterday.
I closed my MDAX shorts to make room for my impending Oil slurp
Why do tech scam companies always win? It's all so tiresome.
>>57486502I'm right there with ya brutha. Even Phizer is down. Like wtf is up with that lame shit.
>>57486527Those companies are businesses
>>57486527>EnbridgeCuckleaf bros, it's our time to stay flat!
>>57486541So, sell?
Kek today I thought fuck it and asked a girl out that I've been working with for the last couple of months. She said she has a boyfriend, which is what I expected. What's funny is that I realized that today's groundhog day and I've already felt like I've had this exact same conversation with some other girl a while back and totally forgot about it.
BUT THE RSI AND MACD!!! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>57486423Why the fuck do you post every thread like a faggot? SMG is stock market general, dividend stocks are stocks. You are probably a tranny
America stays winning. Biden is skullfucking bobo live on national TV
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i told you guys DXY looked angry. this is the big one, Sell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeEA9yuZ2G8
is somebody going to tell the bobos how to close their positions?
>>57486577at least you tried, pal
>>57486583it's not an elegant solution, but it keeps the Divies are god vs Divies are gay arguments in a containment thread
>>57486527>MCDhey i do a lot of business with this company!
>>57486603just because the faggots are fucking each other inside their own house doesn't make it less gay
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATIS THIS ITIS IT HAPPENINGARE WE GETTING ITTHE BIG ONE?!?!??
>>57486527>CVS>BABAwednesday will be funalso remember to short disney
SPY GOING PARABOLIC! BUY>BUYBUY>BUYBUY>BUYBUY>BUYBUY>BUYBUY>BUYBUY>BUYBUY>BUY
>>57486527>Caterpillar>McDonalds>Eli LillyHoly crap there is so much free money next week. We finna pump fr fr boys.Novo delivered supreme results. That means Eli will deliver even better ones
>>57486601Yeah, that's why I forced myself to do it. I've had so many experiences where I just didn't do anything and then still regretted sometimes years later.
This can’t be the bake? Goddamn
Made $1k trading oil today
>Start investing>Buy boomer tech stocks>Up 10 % in a day>Don't even know how to make a screenshot on my phone
>>57486603I rarely see any divies conversation in smg and I have been here since 2018
ALERT:As per my intention,I have made lots of money on NYCBDISCLAIMER:You snooze you lose. Smell you later poors
SMCI $5000 EOY
>>57486623I get paid in Amazon RSUs, up almost 100% in a year lolchuds are seething at people like me, they all have the same boring 3 reasons why amazon will be worthless
>>57486622you think we're going below 68?
thank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDEN
>>57486453Bro idk any euro farmers but American farmers plant fence row to fence row no matter what unless govt pays to set aside. Brazil plants more amazon every year. Argentina will never relent. Ukraine farmers produced while under siege. Farmers don’t know how to not work
>>57486585>prices of everything doubled in just a few years>purchasing power in the toilet>government and Fed stole everyone's money and gave it to billionaires and hedge funds by running the printer>dystopian nightmare tech even more powerful than before covid>real estate bubble as bloated as everUnless you're in the 0.1% wealth percenticle, you're losing hard.
BOBO??
I wonder what Zucc did at the senate meeting for this to happen
who /deflationary spiral/ here
>>57486622Fauna enjoyer... here on smg? Based nature anon shorting oil. Too volatile for me though. Just like Mrs. Fauna
>>57486453chances are more european farmers have killed themselves in the past 5 years and their land sold off than there are on strike right nowyuroland is unironically over
>>57486632>NYCB>The trigger for the latest losses came Wednesday, when NYCB shocked investors by reducing its dividend, posting a quarterly loss and ramping up loan-loss provisions. The results amped up concern over banks’ exposure to commercial real estate. kinda stinky
>>57486644on the earnings call he said he was fully committed to creating open source agi like a gigachad
>>57486620worst /smg/ yet>>57486622are you a leveragetard or do you just trade with a million dollars
>>57486637I doubt it, there's an area of support around 70-70.50 and below that it bounced off 68.3. Unless some black swan event happens I don't think we're going below 70, but I'm not going to say anything for certain.>>57486649Love the green lady>>57486666Futures
Landing is starting to look a bit bumpy
short on applel and buy amzn?
>>57486673Fixed the file. it was givin me errors
>>57486642Im up 25%
>CHINAhttps://youtu.be/_siJRgDlddY?t=160
#BidenBoom
>>57486527>palantiri dumped that shit 2 days ago. not waiting around anymore for it to do something. dont own any of these though so dont care. but some big ones there like baba will be interesting.
>>57486562phizer is a divvie stock and rates were just confirmed to stay high for longer. Of course it'll drop. Then again meta pumped on divvies so who knows how this market works. I'm not going to call it a fake or gay scam market I'll just admit I don't understand it.
>>57486698dividends are completely irrelevant, both stocks you mentioned moved based on the statements by executives about the underlying business
>>57486696To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
>>57486648wtf is that website that spews out this shit? Honestly you have to be a braindead gorilla n to believe this stuff. what is that inflation rate ex everything? fuck offif I ever catch the guy who runs that website I'm going wish with him an unpleasant day
>>57486652how do i profit from this, do i buy brazilian stocks in the agroindustrial sector or should i wait for the EU-MERCOSUL trade agremeent?>>57486640that´s probably why they want protectionism, but in europe we never get to ear the other argument on the other side and people seem to forget about the virtues of free trade when it suits them, personally i wouldn't give a fuck about their jobs and would rather just buy cheaper food, south american meat is superior to french cattle anyway
>PLTR>NET>PYPL>SNAPhey i do business with some of these companies
>>57486464anyone watch that vid from peter zeihan where he says china is absolutely going to be cataclysmically bad (and this video was BEFORE evergrande)... cant find it rn, it was a talk at some conference
>>57486713snap is stil listed?
To whoever suggested CAPT, thank you. How high is it supposed to go?
>>57486708Most people holding stocks like pfizer hold it for the dividends though. It's an extremely high yield payer, similar how BP is a popular british boomer retirement account.
>>57486722its how we monitor the goyim
>>57486712you can profit by simply buying literally any stock that isn't based on the eurosfarming in euroland is so fucked, the regulations mean pretty much anyone except a massive megacorp will need a good season every year or they lose everything, end result is that europe has to import more and more food every year and they will lax their regulations only when every single euro farmer is either bought out or gone
>>57486673>I doubt it, there's an area of support around 70-70.50 aThat's just the SPR. It won't last forever.
>>57486497SQQQ
...banking
Tech is fake and gay
>>57486709I swear PLTR is the Rick and Morty of public companies.
>>57486752I'm bullish on the price of oil tbqh
>>57486673Don't know how it is with crude but brent's nearest support is at 75.91 (it's 77.2 right now) so it can fall a bit more.
>>57486662>stinkyyes but this is the kind that comes of in the showerThis shit is so cheap for it's intrinsic valuei'm slurping!
>>57486761hopefully regional banks all die off for being so incompetent they are somehow losing money on high interest rates rather than ranking it in.
>>57486775Based Jamie Dimon not giving a fuck
>>57486741what´s some good farmer´s stocks in the US, I would like to invest in Brasil, my problem with them is their track record with corrupt politicians.
Yummy Oil
>>57486775It's interesting that European banks are posting record profits and insane divvies while US regional banks are in decline (the big ones like JP Morgan are of course raking it in though... big unrealized losses though).Why is that?
>>57486786ADM
>>57486775They're on the long end of a lot of fixed rate debt. They do deserve to go under for being so careless but the destruction happened four years ago, not now.
>>57486709>let me pander to your ego so you give me money for something I never quite describe despite never making a profitI poop more sensible things.>>57486793too soon, imo
>>57486775I hope not. I strongly prefer my regional bank to the other bullshit. You get actual customer service.
>>57486796imagine if that seat was your face and you could smell her braphoolio for 8 hours a day
>>57486798>>57486796
>>57486775https://www.ustreasuryyieldcurve.com/
Everybody look at the bears.When they come in the door, they start screaming sell!Come on, everybody, sell now!Crash the markets like its 2022Everybody get your puts and crack up the shorts!All you crazy bulls will come around and learnI wanna see all you bull sons of bitches on your knees!Bears, make you work hardMake you spend all your money on puts, make you lose all your gainsShe's a Bobo eater, make you buy putsMake you eat your loss, make you fall for the crash.She's a Bobo eater, make you feel smart. Watch your PNL rally upside downNobody can see the market crash expect you you. make you fall in love with the crashShe's a Bobo eater! Make you short every tick. This rally will be the lastMake hold your loss, wish you never ever learned how to short at all.All you crazy bulls will come around.You doin' anything to keep the markets up.Because, she told you markets will crash.You wish you never learned how to short at all.
>>57486772but commercial real estate has no future, everyone is gonna be in pods with vr headsets.
>>57486813>everyone is gonna be in pods with vr headsets.I'm already there
This is for all the stupid bobos that did not believe in me reaching 300k this week. Eat a dick cucks.
>>57486683The music is slowing, so to speak
>>57486813offices aren't the only type of CRE, you know.
>>57486775I fucking hate regional banks. I took out a loan with one and I had to send them a piece of paper in order to request automatic payment on a loan I fucking signed my name on. Their service is trash, their products are trash, the interest rate on their loans and savings are not competitive with banks. They only prey on ignorant people like myself when I was younger
>>57486796Have you ever actually compared to "big unrealized losses" to the total holdings of those banks? It's not even into a full % of assets and they're mostly staggered % lof buy or valuation losses, not total principal.
>>57486813What do you do with commercial real estate otherwise though? It's just shitty restaurant after shitty restaurant after vape shop after shitty restaurant.
>>57486823 no one cares about you bro
>>57486796>muh euro banksBnp paribas literally shitted the bed on earnings
>>57486812>webmbet the US really regrets the emancipation proclamation nowadays
KYRIE ELEISONCHRISTE ELEISONKYRIE ELEISON
>>57486797nice, guess i could also buy into fastfood businesses or other fast food stocks too, would be neat a few years from now to tell everyone that im proffiting out them having to pay way more for food because i foresaw this coming
>>57486823Congrats anon
>>57486835nothing, value will drop to poop. even retrofitting them for more pods will cost a ton and who can avoid the ages it will take to rezone them.
>>57486830I like my regional bank, they were able to secure me a PPP loan literally the day they came out, and I never had to pay them back. They're great folks folks.
>>57486851Bayer is worth looking into even though they are german (because of Monsanto). They do business all over the world so not directly exposed to european stagnation.
>META up 20%Lmao. Just Lmao.
>>57486775Banks can always make high yields, but it's about risk. Borrowers are over leveraged, in the case of NYCB they have a significant portion of their loans ( 44% ) in price controlled multifamily properties in New York. Historically it's been a safe and lucrative business but it is recently seeing adverse risk, especially with interest rates remaining high. Right now they are taking a loss in order to cover their backside. Slashing the dividend has driven out retirement funds, which imo has caused overselling of the stock into bargain territory.Not all regional banks are pants on head retarded like SVB, which in typical tech onions brain fashion provided nothing to mitigate risk.
So glad I closed my short position after the talk from the Fed. Dodged a bullet.
yep, it's melt up time...
>>57486823Very nice man. But you're getting beaten by my mum (damn my mum is good at stocks).>>57486841Well my bad. My perspective is limited to Scandinavia and certain slavic countries. And banks there are raking in so much money it's crazy. Easy 10%+ divvies with nice 20-30% y/y growth.>>57486808That makes sense. Europe is famous for its short-term mortgages. Which was great during a decade+ time of ZIRP. Not so much now though
>>57486867should i incorporate my trading biz so i qualify for gibs next time?
>>57486871wow wtf is up with that?captcha: RAMPS
Soxl is such a piece of faggot shit way to track the semis. Amd is up 2.7%, NVDA is up 3.5%, but SOXL is up 1%. FUCK THESE FAGGOTS
>>57486793It's not even below $72 yet. My orders are evenly spread from $71.60 to $70.00.
>>57486892I put my mom on the payroll for my LLC and paid her like $100/mo and qualified for PPP lmao
>>57486892>next timelol there's no way they're doing that again, that was a once in a lifetime chance Trump gave me to grab more gibs than any bipoc alive ever will.
>>57486871lel, today META is single-handedly adding +21.7 points to S&P 500.
>>57486909i was in public accounting during the pandemic and saw shit like this with some of my clients. wives and children going on payroll just to make sure they qualified for full forgiveness
Ok my plan this year is to throw money at dividends in my Roth, and take advantage of Congressional insider trading ETFs with my normal accounts
>>57486825when you chop it up the guys body language is the thing that really sells it.talking about odorous excrementsniffs fingermakes faceplays piano on desktalks about music
>>57486928Most of those sorts of ETFs lose money.
WHY IS SOXL ONLY UP 1% you faggots, always shilling this piece of shit to track semi gains. I’m going to find you motherfuckers
>>57486932>"the guy"Put some respect on Jeremy Irons' name
>>57486946then why are there so many representatives who enter with less than a million, and exit with tens of millions?
>People are still falling for the SOXL bs when just holding NVDA or AMD easily outperforms itYeah, allow me to send my sides to the orbit, please
>>57486527It can't be that easy to just short DIS and make money. There has to be some trick, right?
>>57486958bribes
>>57486947INTEL'ed lmao
>>57486583I have the same thought. Some narcissistic idiot who just wants people to give him (You)'s in his faggot general
>>57486910>more gibs than any bipoc alive ever will.Not so fast chud
>>57486958Those don't follow them exactly. They're just reading 13-F SEC filings which are incomplete (and sometimes the exact opposite.)
>>57486968it worked until INTC fucked up!
Dividends are tax inefficient and very homosexual and submissive. By seeking dividends you are literally cucking yourself to the federal government.
Picked up 3 contracts of GOOGL 3/1 $145C @ $1.45.
>>57486983She's right actually.Rule of law is a European idea and the disagreement over it is an ethnic conflict between the descendants of Europe and Africa.
>>57486947Because it has a bunch of INTC shit
>>57486583>why do you want to learn on a specific topic>I don't want to so you're a narcissist,>now give me a (you) for posting booba off topic, faggotStop being poor.
>>57486993Don't forget QCOM :). INTC is ready for an upswing though since it's hitting its MA100 support along with Bollinger but you never know. That guidance was a bit on the weaker side. But come on, they are finally making money so why is the market punishing them so harshly?
>>57487006Buy an ad
>>57486993STOP HURTING HER
>>57486995Real>>57487000Checked and real
>>57486823Way to go, anon!
>>57487000WEWUZ KANGZ
How is Facebook worth this much? I don’t know a single person that uses it other than messenger. Is it pajeets and old people??
>>57487032SHE ASKED FOR IT!
I longed $10k QQQ and shorted $10k of IWM. Someone please tell me if I'm going to make money of if I'm retarded. Wanted to be beta neutral.
>>57487006stop scamming anons into buying companies that have a clueless board who've lost faith in their own ability to spend their company's capital in a way that grows their business. faggot
>gold miners
>>57487043Old people have all the money. Thats why youtube and twitch lose money, but fb makes money.
>>57487047I'm not quite beta neutral, but close. +.14 beta.
>>57487043They should rename it Boomerbook, unironically. I know some younger people who use it to keep tabs on local events but other than that it's just old people puttering around. I'm surprised more of them don't get scammed by pajeets. (Though, there always is JB's Fantastic Finds.)
uh why is apple recovering?it's at -0.11% now
>>57487043>How else do you keep in contact with your parents and gain employment???This was the argument 10 years ago and I've never had a jewbook
>>57487060>beta neutralwont your portfolio just crab for eternity?
>OIL down.>OIL stocks up.https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39
>>57487043>what is instagram>what is whatsapp>what is the metaverse
>>57487062for me its DWAC and Truth Social
>>57486541>muh 52you don't understand the world at all.
>>57487068The hope is that "the best companies in the world" in QQQ outperform the literal shitcos in IWM over time, while shielding myself from the volatility of market beta.
>>57487080Ok Instagram I understand, but nobody using messenger pays for it and there’s never any adds.Who the fuck uses the meta verse lmao
>>57487058pretty much this. When you make your money on ad revenue it pays way more to have a large group of non-anonymous boomers who will unironically click on the ads and buy useless shit rather than younger people who probably are using ublock anyway.
>>57487080Thats a good question. What is the metaverse? I still don't really know.
>>57487043boomers and normies use it a lot. FB has done a good(shit) job copying stuff from other places but it appeals to normies>reels>groups>marketplace>ect ect
>>57487064Because their earnings were good? Higher sales, positive growth, better EPS. Doubting Apple... come on man
https://archive.is/dIn5c
>>57487094It looked to me like a super expensive vrchat but apparently there's a blockchain somehwere.
Wait, wtf, US is up and EU down. wtf? lmao
>>57487089instagram makes tons of money, messenger may just be a collateral loss for the convenience>>57487094me either but people eat it up
>>57487117why would eu be up? theyre a fucking joke.
>>57487055>buybacks are coming this quarter, I'm sure of it!If you can't get enough money to at least partially self-fund your expansion, maybe you don't need to be in business? Maybe going from 10 million to 150million shares in 2 years isn't responsible ownership for the benefit of the investor? Maybe I'm not a bank and I have varying needs for repayment but can still charge less than PaperTrailGoneCold Regional?
>>57486391Am I the only one snatching up utility companies? One thing is true: Yields are going down from here. Whether naturally or due to a recession. In a recession utilities will still do well and due to interest rates going down they should actually increase net income (they tend to have debt).If there's no recession, interest rates will still go down thus net income should still go up. It win win. Plus you get nice divvies to put in other things as time goes by. Or to buy even more utilities.They performed bad last year. Same with REITs here. Some of them should be good long term
thank you based NVDA
SPY reaches another all time high on terrible news. Honk honk!
>>57487133List some tickers you’re looking at
So it’s really just let’s pump mega tech until Reverse Repo runs out? I guess it’s true that there will always be a bigger nose.
>>57487101It was red yesterday right after the report came out. It's now at +0.11%
>>57487083fuck it, i'm going all in on uranium
>>57487139All news is good news for equities when we are running $2 trillion fiscal deficits in a full employment economy. Simple as.
>>57487043All boomers and normies, plus Instagram. Although IG is becoming unusable, for me at least. I see 5 ads or recommended posts for every 1 post by someone I actually follow. I only use social media for business, IG fucking sucks and X isn't much better. IG's userbase grows by leaps and bounds every year though so what the fuck do I know.
>>57487130GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD!
Pump CSCO you stupid market maker niggers. The only thing you can pump is the mag7.
>>57487133>Am I the only one snatching up utility companies? Yes because theyre terrible.>0 growth>chance of lawsuit crash is always imminent
AMZN doing a decent day too
>META up 20%>P/E of >40Seems like we're starting the irrational exuberance phase of the AI bubble
Be cautious longs at a resistance. Am still doombull. intraday hump.
>being a bobocould you imagine?
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiIc0HuJ78QWelcome to where STOCKS stands stillNo one leaves and no one willMARGIN is full, never seems to changeJust labelled mentally derangedHEEM the same thing every nightI see our freedom in my sightNo locked doors, no SHORT SALES barredNo things to make my brain seem scarredHEEM, my friend, and you will see/SMG/ is my realityThey keep me locked up in this cageCan't they see it's why my brain says "rage"?SanitariumLeave me HEEMSanitariumJust leave me alone
>>57487117Man, in situations like these I can't tell if I should reshort DAX/FTSE or if they'll pump monday on EU open to catch up with the US. Hate that
>>57487128Because of the US jokemarketbots pulling everything up
every single day it's the exact same VIX crush and algo pump program. I really loathe these people
>>57487171>XOM EPS down --> higher PE>Lower oil price>GreenYeah, this market is bs, who'd have thunk it?
>>57487199they should should make a 'SELL VOL' key standard for all keyboards
>>57487146I like Enbridge. Been doing 10 percent annualized after dividend.I'm looking at TransAlta but still unsure.
>>57487089>Who the fuck uses the meta verse lmaoMe. I just bought more land there. Now I'm getting paid in cash with Atlas Earth. My income bout to go nuts.
NEW ATH
>>57487206You can't actually tell if rate hikes or holds are bullish or bearish. It seems to be the case. For a while hikes meant higher yields, now they mean lower yields. No clue what is going on
>>57487218Kek
Missing the opportunity to buy META at 88 is like missing the opportunity to short it at 477 Tick tock anon
>>57487083UEC?
NEW ATH (again)
OOOoooOOOOooooOOO
LolRocker's SNAP puts getting heemed today
>>57487146I also like interment REIT and automotive properties
>>57487218Earth 2 is the real deal, you faggot.
>Wanted to buy into the SMCI rally earlier this week.>Check today's lows>576I would like to thank my grandpa for raising me to not be greedy.
>>57487171Stop looking at P/E as the end all be all. AMD went from 1200 to 325 due to earnings.
>>57487246Interrent REIT
>>57487092I never used facebook or instagram, but aside from plenty of hot bitches posting themselves everywhere, how many of their adds are meetup ahd hookup sites and apps for borderline porn? i also heard that some places some hookers also use instagram and for sure they must use whatsapp, all of that is quite bullish if you ask me
>>57487232>477it will probably come down a bit next monday but im not going to try to step in front of steam roller to pick up pennies.
>>57487128We gotta bloat up or deflate. Our pyramid is gonna get bigger I guess.
>>57487254>It opened at 600 and dumped to below 570 and is now 578Super micro computer is the new and more volatile NVDA
friendly reminder to that they made a movie about the guy
>>57487268wtf there is only $4 trillion of gold?That's kind of weird. Just the federal government has more debt than that doesn't it?
>>57487284>wtf there is only $4 trillion of gold?We can't really know. $4T is too low I think maybe above $10T.
>>57487217https://youtu.be/9ig1dXaNm9U?feature=sharedAbsolutely untrustworthy. Fake hype, fake friendliness. The way his mouth is way too wide open while talking. Earth 2 is superior.
Bros we are new paradigming this very instant so get on board the hype train right now cause we ain't stopping
These infinite permabids every single day for the past 14 months are incredibly stupid. It is very blatantly being propped up by central banks and governments.
>>57487268>muh power money is gold and silverKek metalbugs are so stupid.
>>57487278Maybe it's time to do a little slurp. I threw in a limit for 575.
>>57487281bros like masayoshi son. Made one good decision and people suck his dick for life
>BABA
>>57487284>Just the federal government has more debt than that doesn't it?just a bit lol
You still didn't buy any calls anon?
>>57487314Ok but when does it stop being propped up?
Seriously lads, this is just the start for facebook, once Zuckerberg realises a PC way of making hookers everywhere post their adds on facebook, our generation of fathers that uses that dump will be spending our inheritances in the old folk tradition of screwing around with hookers procured through facebook/instagram and contacted via whatsapp.
Huh. A mol is about half of a trillion squared. I never thought about that before.
Can you tell the market makers to pump CSCO?I need $53 to break even.
>>57487281Isn't he one of the biggest bulls that pretends to be a shorter? >Yeah guys look I'm shorting>nvm that I hold 100m in MSFT and NVDAI wouldn't take these people too seriously, m8>>57487327Is that a Star rail reference on /smg/? I must be dreaming. Based Serval and Gepard enjoyer
why wouldn't it go up
>>57487254oh my god I love this guy thank you for posting that gifhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZfxl2pQTzs
>>57487347shut up, retard
>>57487355lmao
>>57487347based
Imagine thinking P/E is real.
Bidenomics is the best thing to ever happen to this country. The economy is doing amazing and people are much better off than they ever were before.
Fucking chat gpt
>>57487376Is that Jerome on the left?
>>57487284I've seen a couple others with 5-7 trillion. This exeter pyramid says 11t. Maybe we're in hell and being gaslit permanently and pkd was right.
>>57487334Never going to happen. See Craigslist and Backpage and what happened there after FOSTA/SESTA. A MAG7 company will never take that risk. Heck, Visa and Mastercard might even de-bank them if they do.
Shit man, do I selll everything and start over Monday? What does buy low sell high even mean otherwise?4
>>57487334Just wait til we have on demand celeb AI porn in VR in the near future. That's gonna truly be the game changer.
>>57487331I blew up my account last year when I kept buying calls in August and the market kept dumping. Not doing that again.
>>57486391here is a free script if you want to better understand how the world, both gentile and jew, is manipulated using gematria. it also works pretty well:https://pastebin.com/hR6bi7tq
SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP GEETTTTTTIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!CUT RATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>57487408Retarded. you would eventually flip seasons with winter months becoming summer months etc
with apple you just don't lose
Please rise for the national anthem. *ahem*
SPY will be $600 by election time. This is all part of the plan. Biden is the best
>>57487392they'll find a way, some "working" women already do that. now just imagine the possibilities of them adding an extra paywall so the wife couldn't find out who he has been chatting with and such through the paying bill.>>57487399That will take time, and some people prefer actual women to their hand, especially old folks.
>>57487425Yep, Warren buffet ain't wrong
>>57487436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCAcMLwyNt0
>>57487439Yeah, but those old folks are dying out. The reign of the zoomie/gen alpha incel is at hand.
>>57487331Nope. I'm a share-chad. Options are for insider trading Jews or early-20s "day trader" bros who eventually lose their entire port.
Guys.. just one thought. Munger missed the new ATH.
>>57487437Biden is going to be easily re-elected.Burgers will value stock gains way more than "border security."Deep down even they now that open borders is a given no matter who is president.
>>57487479Munger witnessed four decades in a row of new ATH after ATH.
>>57487455you´re still going to have to deal with them for some pther 10-20 long winters.
>>57487398Sell and do the research over the weekend. If I had that kind of money I would go long on eli lilly on monday. I'm not saying do that of course unless you look into it and weigh the options.
>>57487481Exactly. Republicucks don't do anything about the border anyway. It's all election pandering.
>>57487047won't the cost of borrowing IWM shares to short fuck you?seems retarded
>>57487047retard
Wow now seems like a great time to buy stocks :D
>>57487255>you can't just have a valuation that depends on the business actually doing things profitably in this decade!REEEEE!
>>57487455>The reign of the zoomie/gen alpha incel is at hand.The age of the boomer is over, this is the age of the millenials.
>>57487526unironically yes
>>57487387whole world gdp is about $100Tthing is most of the derivatives are cash settled. when collection day comes around and only 6 palms had to be greased, thats pretty good, not much of a shortfall.https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M1V10 to 11 palms greased leads to the 70s or worse the 20s. or worse still the 70's right now we're greasing foreign palms and every dollar spent here touches 20% of an american palm. and bloats 9.8 foreign palms
>>57487526this but semi-unironically
>>57487526Just imagine when they start cutting rates. SPY will be over $600 by election time.
>>57487047>beta neutral>pairs trading
>>57487566look at a historical chart of rate cuts overlaid on the stonk market
>>57487527>40 is too hight!>what about 1200? nah thats coolnone of this matters.
>>57487566>when they start cutting rates.
>>57487451
>>57487595these are unprecedented times, anon
>>57487494I'm not exactly a boomer but I might as well be.
When call/put options expire, does it force a buy or sell of the stock to meet the contract.
>>57487620>This Time Is Different!
>>57487624Yes, no, maybe, depends.All of these are legitimate answers to your question.Not even memeing.
>>57487605>invest in what is popular, the people who own these media companies love you and would never ask you to invest in things that would end up causing you problemsmiss me wit dat
>>57487607Literally every analyst including the Fed itself says rate cuts this year. Stop being a poltard chud and accept that Biden has won already.
>>57487637Can you explain a bit more. I found a stock with high implied volatility with a massive amount of calls in open int. for Feb 16th. So I was curious how to use this information to guess what could happen.
I just bought my nephew an emote in Fortnite. I'm financially ruined.
>>57487642The more you talk, the more I'm certain we're above 5% into 2025.Buy based on goals and results, not freebies. That's how we end inflation.
>>57487493But he missed the last ATH of this century.
>>57487651not financially sound, but still somewhat wholesome
>>57487481https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-subsites/republicans-judiciary.house.gov/files/evo-media-document/camarota-testimony.pdfeach illegal costs the federal government roughly $68,000, so we're looking at over 1 trillion dollars in bills from this batch that Biden has already let through.
>>57487660>>57487660>>57487660new>>57487660>>57487660>>57487660new
>>57487648when a jew sells you a call, they also buy 100 shares in the stonk to hedge against the call. 2 calls = 200 shares. etc.when the call option expires he no longer needs to be hedged against it, so he sells these shares.knowing this doesn't matter because they have like 800 programs offsetting all this so you won't make money, because their goal is to steal money from you.
>>57487664We let through. The only people to blame are us.
>>57487664Just don't pay taxes then. Problem solved.
>>57487642>Literally every analyst including the Fed itself says rate cuts this year.>Stop being a poltard chud and accept that Biden has won already.absolute retard
>>57487504Only 25bps borrow on IWM at IBKR. I will have to pay IWM divvies though.
>>57487664>PURE>UNDILUTED>GDPdebt. is. bullish.illegals. are. stock. market. positive.
>>57487481So fucking stupid.You guys are going to get wrecked.Every lie will be exposed.
>>57487701>So fucking stupid.>You guys are going to get wrecked.>Every lie will be exposed.two more weekspatriots in full controltrust the plan
>>57489050>>57489050
>>57489108Correct general. That one was made first.