/biz/ - Business & Finance

gosh making me do this again...

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

Divchads win again

Dividends are good
So are growth stocks
Stocks are good

The "QE frontrunning trough" getting depleted more and more...

blah blah blah I clicked get the captcha twice again

Unintelligent posters would have you believe that whether a company pays dividends or not isn’t relevant

>>57481439

>>57481443
stocks are not good
stocks are a way for companies to raise money without going to a bank
literally a scam medium

>>57481443
If I'll ever get to be a jannie you loli fucktard lot are going to be IP range banned.
AND I WILL DO IT FOR FREE

>finally green YTD

>>57481471
Dis nigga investing money from 1927.

He still bagholding RCA and Bethlehem Steel. He mad!

>>57481465
Counterpoint: My stocks make me a lot of money. Scams don't make you money.

>>57481471
dumbest chart posted this year

>>57481474
Please dont. Ive been a victim of so many range bans and I havent done fucking anything.

>>57481496
>4chanpass
then pay up, motherfucker

Have you ever noticed that most of the best companies in the world are dividend stalwarts
>MSFT
>V
>JNJ
>PEP
>COST
>AAPL
>NVDA
>XOM
>MCD
>CAT
>HD

lmao at NYCB

a mini banking crisis could create buying ops for good banks

gl bros

>>57481474
this is terrible news

U R A N I U M

>>57481471
yeah but that means you have to pay more for dividend investing, while the non-dividend investing has more room to grow since it's lower down the chart. smart money is non-dividend

>>57481512
They hate us cause they anus.

>>57481492
Cope

>>57481510
100% SP500 in my 401k for the last 7 years has been the best decision i ever made

Uranium Kings......I am feeling good

>>57481510
And yet parking money in them earns you less than companies that see opportunities to grow and reinvest free cash flow in capex.

>>57481525
You underperformed a 100% V portfolio LMAO

>>57481513
>>57481529
>Numerco bid/ask: 105/108

>>57481533
This isn’t true see >>57481471
Or just research how dividend companies outperform non dividend companies. Thousands of “growth” stocks grow straight down to $0

>>57481512
yes, for you.
and for...
>lazy bakers
>AI image posters with no text or out of content text
>futures posters in general
>off-topic posters in general
...it's a IP range ban as well.

>>57481549
I kind of hope you make it powertrip bro

>>57481572
thank you.
/smg/ will be a marvelous place of decorum and etiquette.

Reminder that I can post here with impunity. Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57474325
>>57474325

>>57481548
Fwiw I think we're moving the goalposts a bit here. >>57481510 many of these companies are not what people think of as dividend payers. They may have high dividend growth potential but their yield is mostly low. Dividend stocks as most people think of them pay 3%+

The Biden administration re-tasked all of the government covid propagandists to meme a speculative tech bubble into existence so that the recession we've been in for the last two years gets covered up. Joe Biden is intentionally using the government propaganda apparatus to create another 1929-level stock market bubble focused on politically friendly tech stocks. This will cause a severe depression spanning over a decade when it pops. Look at all the breathless shills in /smg/ now.

>>57481548
And thousands of previously reliable stalwart divvy payers went "uh oh, we're a stagnant shitheap of a company", pull an AT&T, and lose you money by running payout ratios >100% or canceling it out of the blue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5j9v9dfinQ

Buy MRO because I sold it for a 16% loss today.

>>57481549
>futures posters in general

Tomorrow is gonna be so green

>>57481439
based

>>57481598
Dividend means pays a dividend. Low yield high dividend growth stocks are well regarded amongst dividend investors

$100k parked in various bullshit etfs, what do I buy tomorrow?

>>57481617
How's that possible? They pay a dividend!

>>57481607
>thousands
>lists the same 3 companies every time

>>57481626
SCHG or SCHD
More etfs!

I no longer think writing that Feb 16 170C WMT was a good idea

>>57481655
It was a covered call, r-r-right?

>>57481637
Right, my bad. If you also wanted zero total return for the past 5 to 10 years you could've instead gone with F or BA or GE or OXY or DIS or...

The search is for good companies. Not boiling things down to 1 or 2 numbers.

Another day. My cat came home from the vet today. Poor guy was still kinda doped up a bit from the drugs they had him on. They also put a cone collar on him. He's gotta wear it for the next few days. Goes back in 2 weeks for a checkup and for stitches removal. Sold Paramount Global. The sharks are circling. If Redstone sells whoever buys it will carve up poor Paramount like a turkey. So I took my hefty profit from the bloodbath and walked. If Redstone tells them all to "go to hell" then the stock will drop on that news and I get it cheap again.

>>57481695
That's life sometimes, isn't it? You get the good with the bad.

>>57481600
Is the Biden bubble in the room with us right now?

Uranium? What's the bull thesis?

Thanking this guy >>57481301 finding the reason to justify micros.

>>57481720
Sizzling rock make magic energy wow

I'm giving up being a Bobo.
Yes, this market is fake and gay.
Yes, every pump is fake and gay.
But I cant fight it anymore.

>>57481720
glow rock user think always more rock no need buy now. but rock finder say cost to find rock way up and user no pay more for decades, how find rock for less money? rock producers say most finders never produce. me bet on oldest rock producer who found rock and made rock. young rock finders no have experience and only big hole

>>57481720
There is currently more demand than production for the next several years. Mines come online a couple at a time starting in 2026 (and they're, you know, mines, so shit goes wrong and delays happen). Sustained costs above $200/lb are needed for theoretically infinite uranium from seawater to become A Thing.

Oh yeah, plus any of these events.

>>57481668
Yes, my ACB is $120. Got $55. If it whiffs and goes to like 175, do I just buy like 95 shares to reestablish my position after?

i can feel myself getting cocky
my stupid self is thinking why didnt i buy more of this pennyscam in my TFSA, if i had put more than 40% id be richer
i know this euphoria ive felt it before, despair always follows so i wont average up this time

ai dashcams

>>57481695
The thing to is everyone expects an outright buyout of Paramount. Which is why the stock did the move it did. However this is not the case. Would cost a fuckload doing it that way. The shark's plan is to buy the controlling company which owns Paramount. This would cost chump change. Then use the majority voting power to tell the board of Paramount "here's how its gonna be" Shareholders would get nothing. Redstone would walk with all the money stuffed in a few suitcases loaded on a cart.

I saw Trump in a nazi uniform raping Taylor Swift
Is this bearish for ai?

>>57481598
pretty sure msft was paying well over 2% maybe even close to 3% like 10 or so years ago
cant help it if stock price appreciation went crazy since then

Anyone else feel like something big is on the horizon? Like the whole system could come crashing down at any moment? I'm not saying it's going to happen soon, but I feel like at some point reality will catch up to the US government and future historians will wonder how nobody saw it coming. Like we're all just driving full speed toward a cliff without realizing the danger we're in.

big anal

>>57481818
I see absolutely no way the national debt ever starts actually decreasing, insolvency is not so much a risk as it is inevitable. Nobody really talks about it much anymore, it's just festering like stage 4 rectal cancer in the corner.

>>57481720
>>57481727
>>57481748
>>57481755
Borat pamping yellow cake.

>NAC Kazatomprom, the world's largest producer of uranium, warned that its 2025 production plans could be harmed by construction delays and continued difficulties in obtaining sulfuric acid, which is used for extracting the heavy metal. Kazakhstan's state uranium company reported flat production for the fourth quarter of 2023 and a 1% fall for the full year. Kazatomprom said it expects production at most of its uranium-mining operations to be around 20% below the levels allowed by permits in 2024, hurt by delays in the construction of surface facilities and infrastructure, but still forecasts modest growth for the year.

>>57481406
Image would be funnier if the dude was 21% and the girl was 15%
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY UOH

>>57481839
What? Sulfuric acid is one of the most widely produced chemicals

Everybody look at the bears.
When they come in the door, they start screaming sell!
Come on, everybody, sell now!
Crash the markets around like a bear!
Everybody get your puts and crack up the shorts!
All you crazy bulls will come around and learn
I wanna see all you bull sons of bitches on your knees!

Bears, make you work hard
Make you spend all your money on puts, make you lose all your gains
She's a Bobo eater, make you buy puts
Make you eat your loss, make you fall for the crash.
She's a Bobo eater, make you feel smart. Watch your PNL rally upside down
Nobody can see the market crash expect you you. make you fall in love with the crash
She's a Bobo eater! Make you short every tick. This rally will be the last
Make hold your loss, wish you never ever learned how to short at all.

All you crazy bulls will come around.
You doin' anything to keep the markets up.
Because, she told you markets will crash.

You wish you never learned how to short at all.

>>57481831
Yeah, if at some point something causes creditors to even slightly lose faith in the US government, then the whole system will come crashing down. The problem doesn't seem fixable because it's political suicide for anyone to suggest austerity in the US. I don't know, maybe I'm just a stupid doomer.

>>57481858
I miss the days when futures would dump 400 points in the middle of the night.

>>57481755
how does a spreadsheet of public information with no quantitative measures actually help? seems like a waste of time. also stop using google sheets and install excel. and yes this post is rude for no reason

>>57481877
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33d85n

>>57481858
please don't write poetry here again until you learn rhyming.

540 in march

>>57481839
>>57481855
Seems that copper, lead, and zinc ore refining creates precursors for sulfuric acid; if production is down, that would limit the amount of available acid. Petrochem also has production

>>57481855
Greta didn't get the memo

>AUGUST 22, 2022 13:29
>The world is about to experience a shortage of sulfuric acid, which spells trouble for an industrial society heavily dependent on the important commodity chemical, according to a new study.
>The findings of this study, published in the peer-reviewed academic periodical The Geographical Journal, show how the demand for sulfuric acid will skyrocket in the coming years due to a decrease in fossil fuels and the shift to a green economy - and the world isn't ready to handle it.


https://www.jpost.com/science/article-715267

>>57481471
Now show the log plot.
The two lines will remain parallel after 1990.

WHAT THE FUCK HELFY
WHY CAN'T I USE MY GIFT CARDS FOR DESERTS
FUCK THIS AWFUL COMPANY

>>57481748
I'll show you a young big hole

>>57481906
Recover it instead of dumping it, smarty.

>>57481920
This has been one of my favorite /smg/ side stories. Also, a great example of engaging with a company for investment research.

>>57481781
The information you've given doesn't compute with me, sorry.
Or in other words I have no idea what you're saying.

>>57481912
There won't be a shift to green scam energy. We're already seeing a pullback towards oil with EVs rightly dying.

>>57481831
>>57481818
Read somewhere it'd take every working person in the U.S coughing up 100,000 each to settle the debt as of now..Considering that most fucks are lucky to even see that much in cash before they die yeah no way it'd ever get paid off. Unless "they" waved a wand and told the computer at the fed to you know create 34 trillion outta the sky. Which they could. Money is nothing anymore but whatever a computer says it is.

>>57481818
>Anyone else feel like something big is on the horizon? Like the whole system could come crashing down at any moment?
No, and 2008 was a controlled demolition/pressure valve.

>>57481895
Bulls love you bears long time.

>leave for a day
>META becomes a dividend company and is up 15%
is it really that easy

>>57481963
No, it's not your market position, it's the absolute lack of meter and rhyme. Even your vocabulary is elementary.

Markets will peak on February 6th, plus or minus one day.
Markets will then crash and bottom out around February 22nd.
We will than have a short pop-up, lasting until around March 5th.
Then we get a pretty bad crash, worse than February, until March 20th.
This is all just a prelude to the really big crash and lowest bottom of the year, which will be in October 2024.

This is my TA. No I will not elaborate further. Do with this information what you will.

Natgas bros, we just have to be patient, our time is coming.

Congratulations anon. You've bought the generational bottom.

>>57481952
I trust the schizos at https://usdebtclock.org/ and they're saying debt per citizen is $101k and debt per taxpayer is $264k.

>>57481975
Post your PNL.

>>57481983
Lots of people predicting a crash scares me off shorting the market.

>>57481993
>>57481993
Bit questionable some of this data...

>>57481879
Based and fuck you too, pal. It's just what I saved off some uraniumfag on Twitter.

And I think quantitative values would actually be a red herring because who gives a shit if a utility restarting reactors will order 5m pounds or 500k pounds for the next 10 years? Because we literally don't know whether 500k pounds will push the price up $10 or 5m would push it up $1.

>>57481975
The content in question, perceived as humorous by some, may indeed stir discomfort solely in those who are navigating through their own inner turmoil and suffering. As Carl Jung might articulate, humor, in its myriad forms, often mirrors the shadow aspects of our collective psyche, revealing that our reactions to such expressions are deeply entwined with the personal narratives and psychic wounds we carry. Therefore, it is not the humor itself that offends, but rather the resonance of the content with the unhealed and perhaps unrecognized parts of our own being

>>57482005
I do believe there will be a sustained bull run until 2030 after October of 2024. It will be pretty bloody until then.

I should also specify that I only track the S&P 500.

>>57482011
Don't you just love the graphic design? And I think there's links and sources for all the data if you want to actually rely on it for anything.

Still, $34t/333m does work out to like $102k so...

IM GONNA IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM

>>57482025
>It will be pretty bloody until then
I believe you, but the timing of these crashes always gets weird when people are expecting a crash.

>>57482036
Negative money and gold/silver being $0 per ounce is strange and definitely not correct

>futures

>>57482049
>more futures

>>57482044
Hover over it for the explanation. The red arrow is covering up the "YoY" part of dollar supply. The $-502b breaks whatever Boomer Javascript calculation they have for the YoY change in the dollar to silver and gold ratios.

>>57481406
We are at 494 SPY in AH. Calls at open ATH

>futures

>tech futures

>>57482080
I mean the site is nearly unusable I can't get rid of this giant rectangle. I deserve this for being a phone nigger.

>>57482108
There's a little red "Close" button in the top right. God I love that site.

>>57482117
Wow I never even hit it in the first place
We're conditioned by every ui in the last 30 years to look for ways to close windows on the window itself. I never fathomed the solution would be elsewhere

I just opened a corporate Margin account so help me flying spaghetti! What do I buy? Besides SOXL calls

>Nvidia CEO Huang Says Nations Seeking Own AI Systems Will Raise Demand
>"The recognition of sovereign AI capabilities is global.” Nvidia Corp. Chief Executive Officer Jensen Huang says countries around the globe that are aiming to build and run their own artificial intelligence infrastructure at home will drive up demand for products of the world’s most valuable chipmaker. Huang speaks with Ed Ludlow on "Bloomberg Daybreak: Asia."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBFMK6h4Mc

Leafs buying more GPUs for AI. NVDA new price target: 6 gorillion!

>>57481983
What are your price levels for February, March, and October?

>>57482164
NUKZ because it has a funny ticker. Or SRUUF or URNM or URNJ or something: >>57481755

I've got an even better play but am not going to share it with a redditor.

>>57482170
Jensen's gonna do what the Brits did when selling Chinks opium and demand Hong Kong in exchange for a boat full of H100's.

>>57481920
>This nigga wants us to deliver him ice cream and cakes and sh--
>Cut him off.

i love this market so much its unreal

>>57481406
I didn't need the extra money anyways

>>57481746

>>57482223
Fun Fact: The Dow is also at 38k right now!

>>57482199
What as the "sh--" going to be?

>>57482235
Now with picture.

Feels like it should do this

What are some Nigger History Month stocks

>>57482258
Foot Locker. It recently took a dive on NKE earnings. Might be something to consider.

>>57482258
Does AZO sell spinners?

What do you call that feeling you get when you realize due to your current average income if you DCA your surplus into the market from now to 59, you'll be able to retire very comfortably in your old age. However if you had a very substantial income now, with what you know you may possibly be a millionaire in ten years.

>DCA
lel im financing a new car over 3 years who cares about when you're 59 you might not be alive then

go ahead and save you loser, but dont forget to spend while you can

>>57481474
oh no!

>bought 2 1DTE SPY $485C contracts at market close yesterday
>made $350
>could've made so much more if I bought 2DTE

>>57481471
this is retarded because companies dont start paying a divdend until they make money.

take reits for example. if they dont make a profit, they dont pay out any dividends.

so basically a large portion of this chart is comparing companies who make profit vs companies who dont make profit.

Plus its not taking into account all the money lost to capital gains tax. thats gonna stunt the growth alot when you pay taxes on dividends.

>>57482073
Cute gif. Is that from a movie? I want to invest in wholesome animation like this.

>>57482372
There needs to be a setting on every trading platform that shows PNL tax adjusted. At higher brackets it is crazy how much more you make holding 1+ year.

>>57482321
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-31/gen-z-millennials-are-doom-spending-to-cope-with-economic-uncertainty

>ahem

>>57481951
why is this so arousing
the bit about oil i mean, not the image

>>57482362
When it comes to options, always buy twice as much time as you think you need.

>>57482395
>MFW retards doomspend themselves to 0 and miss the omega pump

>>57482380
Pretty sure that's Peter Rabbit (live action intro ends after a couple minutes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw66T6XBJ3w

This is financial advice.

I wonder how the earnings call will go for XOM tomorrow

>>57482397
I feel dumber for even looking at what he's been writing.

>>57482420
Thanks found it. Will invest
https://youtu.be/FMJPFMBcSBI

>gamestop promotes meta quest vr 12 hours ago
>meta pumps
cohencidence?

>>57481510
>NVDA
>dividend stalwart

>>57481406
How pathetic am I as a 33yo immigrant to Canada.
I think I can make it to 100k by eoy

>>57482483
>immigrant to Canada.
Go back to India.

>>57482492
I'm European

>>57482498
How bad is Europe that you would consider moving to leafland

>>57481746
The market is going to crash immediately after you buy in.

>>57482215

gotta turn this 750 i found laying around into a magic number.
what's Friday's play ladies and germs? and i dont want +- 5%

>>57482302
Strange feeling, I have a similar feeling where I know if I continue to work at my current pace for another 3-5 years, I will be able to retire at 30 or before 30 if I can keep it below 5 years.

My tip though, don't let it make youself weak, don't think you can just coast to get there. That's when you fuck up, when you feel comfortable. Life has a way of punishing those who think they got it *figured out*.

>>57482544
>Balled up toilet paper instead of folding it
You absolute filthy degenerate

>>57482498
Okay gypsy go back to Romania then

All retarded trolling aside, there's really no obvious reason going forward for things to be as bearish as they were in 2022, right? I feel like pandemic-into-tightening-cycle is about as bad as it gets in the modern era. Otherwise it seems like we might get a few good years

>>57482567
Kek I'm from Romania and most romanians are gypsy scum. I am not however, I am racist.

>>57482634
I think the only bear argument worth paying attention to is the yield curve inversion. However, there's a good chance this time it is different. Not really a crazy prediction to guess that the fed will cut rates sometime in the next five years, which is all that the inversion means.

>>57481866
You have to look at there other options.
Even if the US is getting worse, every other country is worse and getting even worse.
That's kind of the point of why they wanted the dollar to be the reserve currency.

stop trying to time the market

>>57482681
>tfw you lost $7 trying to time the market, today
you're right, but I'm addicted to the rush

Why does Facebook paying a dividend make the stock explode?
What is the the logic in that?

>>57481474
Honestly anon this post seems to be a bit off topic. Futures are not rejecting the AH pump and basically we're mooning and you better buckle up.

>>57482768
It means dividend only funds can now buy FB

>>57482777
what a stupid reason

>>57482768
It shows the company is confident in its cash flow.
This makes it go up a little then it gets squeezed. The $50 billion buyback also helps.

>>57482790
Say hello to even more concentration risk as SCHD becomes 8% facebook! The other Fag7 to follow.

>>57482634
>>57482659
Houthis might not be fucking up OIL, but the shipping disruption and delays may reignite goods inflation and force the market to back off from pricing in 20 cuts by years end.

>>57482681
>stop trying to bang your sister
You can't fight destiny.
CVX

Buy SSO monthly or SCHD in my business account?

>>57482768
Dividend = divide end. It is impossible now for META to go any lower. The stock price can only go multiples higher now.

23andme to the moon let’s go!

>futures

>>57482864
That's like asking whether you should bang your sister or your mother. Almost everyone here is gonna give you the same answer.

>>57482791
>>57482806
>>57482871
thanks guys

>EIS after hours: 55.69 -3.21 -5.45%

>>57481474

My SPY covered calls are HEEMED

>>57482901
War's back on the menu already?!

>>57482913
>After Hours Volume: 11

>>57482922

>>57482956
I'm sorry. I'm certain we'll see some real action when the IDF rolls into Lebanon.

>>57481529
>>57481544
>>57481720
>>57481755
>>57481839
The Cigar Lake mine flood in 2006 caused an 18 million pound shortfall in a surplus market and that kicked off a bull run. We're in a supply deficit. If KAP misses as bad in 2025 and/or Cameco reports a production miss next week, we have a uranium super bubble on our hands.

>>57482980
It's going to be, and I'll have to double check this term on Investopedia, "fucking bonkers".

Commodities are going to collapse this year.

>>57483014
A lot of ag has already collapsed.

>>57483036
It can go so much lower. If grains and oil and ng fall it just boosts most equities and is easier on consumer and reduces inflation metrics. Commodities are going to collapse this year.

Nvda will be over 1k after the first rate cute in March.

Check my dubs you non ai poorfags.

FUCK CHINA FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCKING CHINK FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57483069
Stay mad gweilo chinese markers are destined to take off the even more than spy when the fed cuts.

>>57481474
loli posters are core 4chan culture. you should remove yourself from our website. mongrels like you would turn our shithole into reddit

>>57483065
Roll again

>>57483014
Rate cuts cause commodities to rise. Gold has closed 8 consecutive weeks above $2000. Gold leads. Stay mad.

Calls on the open tomorrow

>>57482255
normalfags just dumped their stocks because powel delayed rate cut. stock will be pumped higher quickly to catch inflation.

>>57483097
where

>>57481406
Fixed that for you

>>57481406
can someone smart help me understand something.

Shareholders’ equity:
Common stock and additional paid-in capital, $0.00001 par value: 50,400,000 shares authorized; 15,550,061 and 15,943,425 shares issued and outstanding, respectively
73,812

how is the 73,812 value derived?

>>57483104
All stocks. Except HELFY, I stand in solidarity with our resident hello fresh gift card anon.

ming ting lao peng niao ma

why is hang seng index reversing suddenly today

stocks only go up
goodnight /smg/

>>57483135
i understand shareholders equity. if the company liquidated all of its assets - current non-current liabilities equals the shareholders equity.

so it has:

73,812
(214)
(11,452)

for shareholders equity of 62,146. which is assets - current and non current. i am just confused wat is the 73,812?

does bobo genuinely think we aren't in a multi-generational bullrun or is he just stubborn and proud?

>>57483091
Gold I would say is different. Gold doesn’t go into the inflation metrics. You’re a ducking retard for even thinking I was talking about gold.

I buy SPY.

>>57483115
good but i think its closer to 13%/61% these days

>>57483175
>stocks only go up
Don't care still shorting

Natgas is best
*BRAPPP*

Never thought i would get priced out of SPY before getting priced out of crypto. I'm much less scared of some shitcoin dumping than SPY right now.

Flaming Dragons WTFWT

>>57483217
What's gonna make spy dump? Market just shakes everything off and resumes pumping

WOHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57481786
>50k leafbux in penny stocks
I kneel
also probably the easiest way for your TFSA to get flagged by CRA

Welcome to where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
Just labelled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, no windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
Sleep, my friend, and you will see
That dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can't they see it's why my brain says "rage

Sanitarium
Leave me be
Sanitarium
Just leave me alone

>>57483195
No you have to understand the bobos are right about this. I agree with them. What they are wrong on is the timing. They are not taking in to account the doom bull. The market is going to pump (in a volatile way) for as long as it possibly can on fake numbers and fairy tales and moon beams. Doing an inverse knife catch on this is not a good idea because the timing is so variable. I don't think there is going to be a serious reversal on the indexes until major catastrophic bad news or until Jerome starts cutting. The crash happens Fed is in the process of cutting and it doesn't help.

>>57482901
>Oy vey the 600
I didn't know the goy-kike ratio until now. 33 and a third to one. Can it be traded?

I'm gonna cross 300k tomorrow

i want a trading gf so bad

BUY LOCKHEED MARTIN !
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>>57483455
nice work fren
>>57483467
think i like GD more

>>57483466
ask out your female broker

>>57481439
>that y axis
wow such an incredible feat of fiscal policy

>>57483466
i have a gf, i creampie her everyday

im also a bull, who owns uranium.

Janice's hate jews and cute funny anime girls. No wonder everyone here loses so much money.

>>57483503
stupid phoneposter

>>57483284
elites are slowly moving to the door it seems, i refuse to believe that "banking apps" are causing banks to close their branches.
>>57483344
this, everyone who has even the tiniest bit of financial knowledge knows that we're fucked despite markets pumping...just no one wants to cash out yet (or are waiting for a signal); everyone wants to get a few more extra dollars before shit hits the fan.

>>57482980
>>57483009
How exactly do you invest in uranium anyway?

>>57483467
>>57483478
Both are up roughly half from 5 years ago. Any humdrum mutual fund would double that.

>>57483519
URNM, URNJ, individual companies: CCJ, DNN, UEC, UUUU.

U.UN The physical trust to bet on uranium prices

>>57483530
Thanks.

>>57483510
>banks to close their branches.
No one cares about regular banks, chud.
Investment banks like JP MORGAN, however...

>>57483467
>>57483478
We're gonna need ships - that means HII and BWXT. And we're gonna need drones - that means KTOS and AVAV.

We cannot risk Pvt. Ledasha in a tank or cockpit.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THE NIGGER FAGGOT CHINKS STOP SELLING

>>57483596
what evidence do they have that stocks are not another scam from their government? none

>>57483596
>>57483611
and why would you own a business when the government that is just there to hurt you will just take money out as it pleases

>Mongolian Mining Corp up 3%
JOIN
THE
HORDE

>>57483621
*want to

>>57483467
CW is the next LMT. They got nuclear exposure too.

they always say "the chinese want foreign investment" but you'd have to ask yourself. Are they worth it?

>>57483629
Yes because bipolar worlds do not work, and i fear the US will again win.

i am happy that the atheists don't breed.
Then it will be china versus islam. Which side do you support?


the only thing i like from the chinese bureaucrats is that they dont give a shit about commerce, this means they dont give a shit about usury

If you want to kill democracy, you only have 2 options: support china or support islamists. I think china is the least evil.

>>57483640
ok good point I also like their muslim concentration camps

The META dividend means they don't know what to do with their mountains of cash, right? This sounds like a bad thing for a growth company.

>>57483655
they just spent a billion dollars on reality labs, if they wanted to frivolously spend cash on dumb shit wall st would send it back to $90. They cant buy anyone either, FTC is full of cunts. so might as well shell it out to shareholders and pump the stock with buybacks. The street loves that shit

I think NQ will test 17450 today

>>57483677
sure, youre missing his point

>>57481465
banks are parasites and vultures, just like lawyers and politicians

>>57483677
Yeah, so there is no growth potential, right?Because there is nothing worth buying/investing in. They will increase their dividend every year and become a "dividend aristocrat" and that was it.

AMZN and META saved the markets, magnificent 7 prevented the recession from happening. I can sleep at night now.

>>57483655
>>57483677
Why can't they just sit on it? What the fuck is wrong with having a nice big wad of cash as an ablative buffer between you and and increasingly fucked up world, no matter who you are?

>>57483708
>>57483729
yeah, but they implication was that this was a bad thing, on the contrary.. it's going to be perma bid up on buybacks like apple, with reality labs as a call option

>>57483742
That's what Japanese companies do

>>57483742
>ablative buffer between you and and increasingly fucked up world, no matter who you are?
its an insufficient argument for poor allocation of capital, at least AMZN buys short term treasuries to get a yield on all their cash. META exists to return cash to its shareholders, they just took in 40B in revenue in 3 months, cash is not an issue..

Ever since I switched to nights at work we work a 4/10's schedule. It's fucking amazing. 3 day weekends every week. I also won $1000 on the slots last night. I'm feeling rather bullish at the moment so someone give me some tickers to invest in. (No pajeets allowed, you already got me for LLAP, enjoy the jasmine rice your village got for fleecing me)

>>57483771
KLAC if you want something that you can sit on -- they have 60% global market share in semiconductor manufacturing equipment in the QA department -- and any of several leveraged funds that duplicate NVIDIA's stock x2 or what the fuck ever if you want to day trade.

lets just say i have this friend and he is sitting on only cash...how exactly would he enter this market? he would be buying the top. he told me he doesnt feel comfy investing in such an environment. should i tell him to stick to short dated options?

>>57483749
I didn't mean a bad thing in general, just a bad thing for a growth company. So to me it seems that META is turning away from beein a growth company. And I would not compare it to Apple, because they payed a dividend since 1987, 4 years after IPO.
>>57483742
Sure, maybe thats a good idea, but there will be less growth this way for META

>>57483784
NO. Tell him to find a nice mutual fund with good ratings and good returns and average into it bit by bit. Fuck options and puts and calls and all that gay bullshit.

>>57483790
>mutual fund
Gross. Just dollar cost average in to VOO. Cheaper expense ratio. Exact same shit in terms of return.

>>57483790
his response was that only homosexuals invest in mutual funds...

>>57483801
and he is right

>>57483801
>>57483803
That's a damn lie.

>>57483784
Buy beaten down names.. like PFE, or OXY Sell aggressive ATM covered calls, get the divided and the premium. or buy short dated bonds pretty sure 6m are still at 5%, IBKR will pay you a little over 4% on your cash in a margin account. Sell Puts.. lots of ways

So, yeah, drawdown was in line with expectations. Expectations were higher this year, just because. I mean, the weather was warmer than average and everybody knew that, so why not artificially estimate a larger drawdown than previous year? Oh? It even beat the higher estimates? Well, guess what, we still go down.

>>57483677
>FTC is full of cunts

Fuck the cops!

>>57483777
Noted, but I worry you may be lum trying to be anonymous

>>57483771
SLX NUE XOM
Did you already sell all your LLAP or are you still holding

>>57483848
I'm holding until it moons or until it goes to zero.

>>57483840
Forgot picrel, lol

>>57483843
its unreal, retroactively separating Instagram, the ATVI deal... Preventing AMZN from buying a 2B vacuum company.. Lina khan deserves the rope.. you can tell she's UK born by her innate proclivity for suffocating companies

do big boys usually sell out after a big earnings move??

Crypto skids are about to get giga-heemed real soon. Long oil and uranium. Natgas and copper super bubbles come into play late 2025 and 2026 when the grid growth capacity is outstripped by AI datacenter and reshoring demand. Don't try to catch the natty knife too early.

Pic highly related.

look at this cool airplain

>>57483879
I don't see a reason to long oil or uranium if President Trump wants to lower gas and avoid war.

>>57481914
Are you literally retarded? Log is just another view on the same data, they wont be parallel no matter what, they may appear parellel due to log spacing

Is this a how midwits cope?

Picrel are the earnings of SAP. Now, their revenue is up. But that is to be expected with the AI bullshit.

But, how was their operating profit in 2022 higher but their profit after tax THIS MUCH lower? Was 2023 all about tax evasion?

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>>57483897
Oil will hit a new ATH before 2026 and war is inevitable. Biden can't do shit.

>>57483925
delete your thread youre early dummy

>>57483936
You will post in my thread and you will be happy

>>57482806
Yeah in like a decade when they actually qualify for SCHD...

still quite a bit of life left in this one

>>57486548
agree'd

>>57481406
But tomorrow is closed, how ATH
This doesn't make sense, I'm lost
Going to go lie down

oh nevermind I found it

for the bakers this week

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>>57481406
hello?

>>57483906
The original image posted is unreadable before 1984 because a log plot was not used. Either he is being intentionally misleading or is retarded.

You haven't thought this through. On a log plot the slope is proportional to the growth rate. After 1990, when dividends stop being a useful predictor the lines become parallel because they now have the same growth rate.
When not using a log plot it may wrongfully appear one line is growing faster than the other but it may only be because it's starting from a higher point. Only we can't see any such earlier out-performance because the start of the graph is crushed.

In the most extreme case the observed out performance may be due to a single year at the start of the graph. Seeing as I can't see there, I cannot disprove that.

>>57483925
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>>57489071
Thread is still bumping, retards.

>>57489140
oh you don't like the early bakes?

Is there a way to profit MORE from Bobo's utter sheer stupidity?

today was good

>>57481755
>Sustained costs above $200/lb are needed for theoretically infinite uranium from seawater to become A Thing.
try $2,000. it isn't even close to feasible right now.

>>57481855
they have to secure contracts for it 2-3 years out. you don't just buy it off the shelf in these quantities.
then, they have to start filling wells with it. for eight months at least, the well does absolutely fucking nothing. effectively zero production. after the 12th-16th month, the well hits its peak production, and tapers off from there, if and only if you continue to pump acid into it -- albeit at lower levels.
its conceivable that they cannot find suppliers willing to commit to those contracts.

>>57481406
How'd everyone's day go?

is this thing on?

>>57482522
Quite.

Fucking dumbass cunts fucking up the general

>>57483784
Average into VTI or of you feel sexy VT and average in overtime and then just keep buying them.

Then you need to rewire your brain to understand cheapies are sexy. So when the market crashes just ignore the reclines and continue to buy. If people are declaring total market death forever double down and if everyone on /biz/ is buying puts and fleeing to bonds triple down if the Gold Bugs and Preppers show up All In. Because the amount of shares you can buy in a bear will outweigh the amount you can buy in a bull.

Then Walah you have brought your overall average down and will recover from the crash faster then Cash gang who is still waiting for the bottom to buy in.

Dividends are paid out per share.

Make sure to tell Bobo's exactly what they are doing in /biz/ and watch them yell about falling knives. Little do they know you are a knife juggler now.

>>57483897
cheaper gas isn't going to make oil cheaper, it's going to make people use more of it. they increase direct consumption and transportation when gas is cheap.

I always feel bad when an /smg/ thread that hasn't hit the bump limit gets archived...
I feel like we can do better than that...

>>57481406
but it's tomorrow now

>>57491824
i thought the bump limit was 300 apparently im schizophrenic cause this shit is still bumping

>>57492106
The 309th reply is the last bump. Everyone thinks the limit is 310, but if you see 309 at the bottom, it's done, the next post won't bump. It's probably an arithmetic bug in the code, but it is how it is...

it's over

...now it's dead

>>57481983
Unless you have a time machine, what possible TA can predict this?

since noone has posted it yet

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