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57482035 No.57482035 [Reply] [Original]

>Order cookies.
>Also order automotive soap for my foam cannon.
>Amazon throws it all in a plastic bag.
>Doesn't package it separately.
>Gives it to nigger in van.
>Delivers to friends house next door.
>Soap all over cookies.
>Soap all leaked out.

Amazon is so fucking stupid, there's no doubt in my mind they'll be out of business 5 years from now. fucking niggers man

>> No.57482054
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>>57482035
Anon...

>> No.57482065

>>57482035
They're honestly too big to fail at this point.

>> No.57482070

>>57482035
Getting a damaged product from time to time is still better than having to be in the immediate proximity of niggers and interact with wagies

>> No.57482100

>>57482035
>>57482070
Hmm I don't know OP. Sounds like a nigger problem

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>>57482070
bruh they're nigger wagies, and they're in my neighborhood every single day

>> No.57482341

>>57482035

Sears of this generation.

>> No.57482416
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>>57482035

amazon is an essential service anon. without them, millions of basketball americans would be starved of 40in TVs and cocoa butter.

>> No.57482429

at this point the actual online amazon store is just a vanity project all their revenue is from AWS if you remove AWS amazon actually loses money

>> No.57482496

>>57482416
Why are they just stealing random things without even knowing what they are?

>> No.57482528

>>57482496
>why are they just stealing random things
N

>> No.57482542

I

>>57482496

you already know

>> No.57482569

>>57482035
The only problem i have with Amazon is their unwillingness to sell anything other than absolute plastic garbage made in china. There is no fucking way we can’t make a hammer or a fucking fan in America out of good metal. We do not need to ship this shit for six weeks on a boat. Jfc how embarrassing

>> No.57482600
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>>57482416
Every time I see bad headlines about where I live (chicago) I can always point to california and remind myself that we aren't dead last.

>> No.57482605

>>57482429
source?

>> No.57482613

>>57482605
https://fourweekmba.com/is-amazon-profitable-without-aws/

>> No.57482621

>>57482035
this is all priced in

you just select the nigger soap cookie refund option this happens all the time

>> No.57482642

>>57482496
package stealing in general is just fucking retarded, the chance that you get anything remotely resaleable, let alone valuable, is astronomically low given the amount of random shit people order. you're much more likely to get some overpriced chinese polyester pajamas and a pastry cutter than a video game console or whatever, and anything of remote value requires being signed for anyway

>> No.57482652

>>57482642
>rob house
>wait for residents to replace stolen goods
>steal from doorstep
>repeat

>> No.57482655

>>57482613
ok, that is 2022
I beleive they have improved their profit in their retail division

>> No.57482662

>>57482642
you don't understand the extent of the operation. electronics with lithium batteries by law have to have that special hazmat sticker on it, the driver therefore knows which boxes contain electronics and then tips off his accomplices to the address of that new laptop sitting on a porch. there are also people who would steal anything but they're just crackheads who would be happy with $10 out of a days work of porch pirating

>> No.57482668

>>57482655
yes but even in the past years retail revenue is dwarfed by AWS revenue, Amazon is a web services company that happens to have an online retail storefront.

>> No.57482680

>>57482668
>retail revenue is dwarfed by AWS revenue
you mean profit, not revenue?

>> No.57482721

>>57482035
Implying you aren't a fat retard for buying that kind of shit on amazon. Go to the pharmacy or grocery store you fat ass. I bet they even have that shit at the gas station if you really need it.

>> No.57482789

>>57482721
I had amazon credit you nigger

>> No.57482814

>>57482721
>t. nigger delivery nigger

Get another credit OP, get an Amazon pajeet on the phone and tell him to tell whitey to stop using niggers for delivery.

>> No.57482826

>>57482035
>Ordered cookies
>On Amazon
Go to the store you lazy shit

>> No.57482828

>>57482035
and yet your friend will continue to order from them.

>> No.57483061

>>57482035
in two- five years amazon will be the largest publicly traded company. they mint 0.5T in annual revenue already and is still growing double digits. OP is an imbecile, don't @ me

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>>57483061
barely

>> No.57483107

>>57483075
their cloud is the back bone of the internet, over 1/3rd of online shopping is done on amazon, and the ads segment just grew 27%. AMZN is undeniable. They'll surpass Microsofts 3T mktcap in 2 years, and be 5T by 2030. you can screen cap this.

>> No.57483125
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We pump. Nominal prices can't fall while money supply increases

>> No.57483288

>>57482496
Driver said the N word

>> No.57484186

>>57482655
>asks for source
>gets one
>hurr durr 2022
>doesn’t deliver on a source of his own
>”I believe…”
Wasted. I get to point out that what you did was kind of dumb THOUGH.

>> No.57484282

>>57482655
If in over 20 years they can’t make a profit why would they change in a couple of years?

>> No.57484333

>>57483107
this, they became the gatekeeper. They couldn't care less. Same as to why IBM sold it's laptop business to chinks.

>> No.57484399

>>57482035
Amazon is shit now, but that's okay because they killed all the other companies.

>> No.57484407

>>57482416
Where the fuck did they all come from anyway, California has relatively fewer niggers than other states. It's like they just know there's a place where they can steal and materialize.

>> No.57484411

>>57482496
>why do niggers steal
Why is the sky blue? Why do dogs bark? Why do jews molest kids? They just do.

>> No.57484425

G

>>57482496
ask not why the beast incapable of higher thinking acts on instinct, but why the being capable of abstract thought put this scenario in motion

>> No.57484427

>>57482496
it's in their nature

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>>57484399
Anybody else find it really weird how AWS did NOT meet expectations? I thought that was their golden goose?

Ah well, could be worst, could be Twitch and that site is an unprofitable shitshow that's gonna meet its demise by 2025 kek.

Also
>Futures
>https://youtu.be/p6HAVF_Yb9M?si=jOxAR8FjUp5ZctgR

>> No.57484464

>>57482416

probably a dishonest headline, looks like a robbery

>> No.57484559

>>57482569
The U.S. still does make hammers though? Look at Estwing and Vaughan. Australia can't even make tools like hammers anymore. There was a brand here called Mumme that used to make wrecking bars and simple tools like that, but I noticed last year they moved production to China.

>> No.57484690

>>57482035
You will still keep ordering from them like a good little boy

>> No.57484739

>>57482613
It's gotten worse. Amazon as a company was only profitable for the first time in 2020 and 2021 then went back to being unprofitable after the covid boom died down. They had to begin shutting down delivery stations in 2022.
>T. Management for two years

>> No.57484744

>>57484739
Meant for >>57482655

>> No.57484750

>>57482605
Are you retarded? How about you read a 10q or a 10k retard

>> No.57484753

>>57482416
Will America survive with a majority black and brown population?

>> No.57484757

>>57483125
Can you zoom out?

>> No.57484758

>>57484690
amazon is very easy to cut out of your life. it's a problem for it.

>> No.57484779

>>57482569
Amazon is suppressing searches on real products. Here is an example. Search for the official Sony PlayStation component cable on Amazon. I guarantee you can’t find it. It’s not just suppressed it won’t show up. Instead dozens of cheap knock offs using different private label names. I know that the official listing exists by searching it’s barcode on the seller page. This is happening for everything. It’s just purposely Ali express or wish but 10x the price and roasties just love it. I admit next morning delivery is amazing if you can find what you need

>> No.57485096

>>57482035
>>57482065
nope, they have razor thin profit margins and their quality is dogshit now. I can replace them with Temu or aliexpress easily. They're like target now, only re-selling cheap chinese junk. But they can't even handle the logistics of that.
Their AWS golden goose is getting cooked as well. Sure, it's easy and nice, but the auto-scaling doesn't ever work in practice and it's literally 10x cheaper to just host it all yourself.

>> No.57485117

>>57484758
This too. I stopped using them after BLM and in 4 years there have been 1-2 products I wanted that I could find hardly anywhere except amazon. Most everything else is easy to find. Try out mercari to replace ebay purchases, and for amazon, you'll find that 99% of what you were buying was unnecessary chinese plastic shit anyway. You simply won't consoom as much and will barely even notice. With the savings, you'll be able to buy the stuff you actually need, but it'll be higher quality made in USA/Japan/Taiwan stuff instead of cheap chink shit.

>> No.57485124

>>57485096
>Temu or aliexpress easily
many dangerous shit on those chinese shit. harmful chemicals left and right

>> No.57485134

>>57482569
>>57484779
>>57485096
Yup it's basically unusable now. The service is for instant delivery of chinkshit only. The search filters don't help either because there are 10000 different knockoff brands. It must be intentional, but why?

>> No.57485707

>>57484750
Lol come on anon, you know damn well 90% of people in biz have zero financial or business literacy.

>> No.57485756

I love when amazon fucks up. I got a second free bottle of dr bronners castille soap because the cap broke in transit and leaked a few tbsp out and I complained. They sent me a new one and I just took the cap off my old bottle and put it on the "broken" one, and now I have over a years worth of soapies. fuck amazon.

>> No.57485828

If you have an Amazon account in good standing, order around $400-600 worth of non-electronic goods and report it stolen off your porch.
It's literally free money. They'll flag your account and annoy you if order any other big dollar item but it's no consequence.

>> No.57485863

>>57485134
It's intentional because it's their only way to compete with Temu and other chink garbage. They will sell you chink shit with a huge profit margin instead of official products, and their advantage over chinks is the instant delivery.

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>>57485863
>>57484435
twitch is owned by amazon, kek
>>57485124
I got banned for clicking "Post" on picrel. Didn't even post, just instant 3 day ban from all boards, lmao
same exact stuff as on amazon, but cheaper

>> No.57487564

>>57482035
>>57482070
>>57482100
>>57482416
>>57482528
>>57482542
>>57483288
>>57484425
saying the n-word isn't funny or cool anymore. it isn't 2016 you millennials, go start a family instead of being on a website for college kids

>> No.57487600

>>57482569
Good brands seem to avoid selling their stuff on Amazon. If what you’re shopping for needs to be a quality item just avoid Amazon, it really is exclusively for chinkshit.

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>>57487564
boy you reddit

>> No.57487734

>>57485096
>nope, they have razor thin profit margins
Only their online store has thin profit margins. Their AWS business is a golden money printer that they can use to subsidize the rest of Amazon forever. Which they're going to do. They're not going to let the store part of their business fail.

>> No.57487780

>>57484464
Yeah, John Marston and his crew.

>> No.57487795

>>57482496
The fact they don't know what they'll get is part of the thrill

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Bezos gathered all the most autistic computer nerds he could in 90s and crafted the ultimate eShop to destroy everything and flatten the internet to aws. Same with zucc and his Facebook empire. They wield so much power their empires will only collapse as society does or some biblical apocalypse of neets and jeets cause so much collateral damage to the internet it creates a black hole in the cyber space it forces societal change so hard we are sent back 1000 years in commerce.

>> No.57487868

>>57482416
>Someone even yanks the poor lady's purse and throws her to the ground

I truly honestly pray with all my heart that I will live to see the last Nigger in America. I don't care if it's disease, I don't care if they all leave voluntarily, I don't care if they are thrown into a fucking meat grinder. I hate niggers so god damn much.

>> No.57487908

>>57482035
Yet they saved on costs, and produced a record profit quarter. Cope more?

>> No.57488067

>>57487868
I mean she relaxed around a swarm (what's the term for a group of joggers) of niggers, what did she think was going to happening while they're ooking and eeking.

>> No.57488075

>>57482035
AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN SOAP

>> No.57488077

>>57482035
Yet people will still use them. Boomers don't know any different.

>> No.57488165

21 year old Amazon wagie here. I work at a sort center and we do 70k+ packages per day and it’s off season. This is shit is not going away anytime soon.

Yeah quality of products has gone downhill but amerifats can’t stop ordering

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>>57482035
Amazon is like the American version of Temu. It ain't going anywhere :)

>> No.57488421

>>57482035
They overhire and don't filter or vet their applicants. The fact that your package didn't have drool on it is a miracle. I'm in the office at that company. It's never going to get better because Amazon has the metrics that they like. You better start ordering from the manufacturer.