/biz/ - Business & Finance

HEEM

Even the most garbage bankruptcy impending stocks are pumping lmao

Stocks

>The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that that an isolated system will move toward a state of disorder.
>The FED dilutes the dollar making it worth-less, people work (energy) and save that energy in dollars. Diluting the dollar is a form of theft of peoples work (energy) and using those newly issued dollars to buy bonds and mortgage backed securities is in fact transfering that stolen energy into the markets.
>The FED currently isn't duluting the dollar, whcih means they're not transfering energy from workers and savers into the market through QE.
>He is betting against The Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Ohhh, my sweet child. I'm not saying it will crash tomorrow, but if the market going higher (without the FED and the banking system creating new currency units) doesn't worry you, you'll have to YOU WILL LEARN THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS the hard way.

>>57478417
SAVE bros we are saved!

>>57478417
this is the exit pump
earnings will be football to the groin of the stock market
then the market will fall over

so what's the play here? we know for a fact the pump is fake but when does it come to roost? sour hour selloff? post-market selloff? or do they lure mumu in with some shiny green tomorrow morning just to reverse all the way back to hell?

>>57478417
It's a good short entry.

Last chance to board the 2/2 to 500 train. God bless and keep up the doom posting. When you switch, I’ll buy puts

My covered calls are getting heemed again today

>gf just sneeded for the first time in our relationship

>>57478432
5:00 EST today.

>>57478432
we might see some action going into close but this is a day for the jews
believe in jpow and trust that the market is fake and gay and you will be rewarded

>>57478439
Just giver her a spanking, worked for mine

Sold my SMCI call yesterday. I literally might kill myself.

Is having sitting members of congress call for sending illegal immigrants on one-way, no landing helicopter rides bullish or bearish equities?

+$1k day, hooray

>No longer beating TQQQ

>>57478469
WTF I love Congressmen now?

if biden cared about this country he would have extermination squads at the border keeping the filth out

What the fuck is going on?

>>57478485
They've always been great. It's like random people get dragged off the street and are told to run a country. It works about as well as that sounds.

>>57477864
they will learn who he is when uranium gets a real price discovery and no more ten year contract bs. and everyone else is fucking around with feasibility
https://au.linkedin.com/in/john-borshoff-134986157

>>57478490
A scheme is going on. The largest in human history.

>>57478469
>no-landing
nah man, they'll land

>>57478496

>>57478395
>>>>57475116(Cross-thread) #
you linked the wrong previous thread

The line will go up

Aight I’m going in buying calls. This is taking off

>TZA
did it begin?

we need another hall of cost to kill the crab market, someone put baggie in the oven

>>57478522
that's right. buy high sell low

>every single stock in my portfolio is green today, not a single one is red
I'm worried for tomorrow bros

I’ll say it again GREENER FOR LONGER YOU FUCKING CHUDS

>>57478522
>>57478528
A true bizraeli.

>>57478522
I bought weekly calls on monday.

dividend investing general /dig/
>>57474325
>>57474325

:^)

>>57478490
President was revealed to be AI

>>57478535
uhhhhh if you're worried about the stocks you hold maybe you shouldn't be holding them?

>>57478535
fuck Bama fuck Georgia

The line will go down.

God im glad i invested in SPX500 biggest gain ever

Not a Strong Showing against the Bogdahighs

The line will go up

>>57478552

Nice.

>FULL
>POST-FOMC
>IRRATIONALITY
>RETRACEMENT

Post them, prove you wouldn't just be better off throwing money at index funds

>>57478467
Why did you sell? You was supposed to sell amd and hold smci

does everyone who knows stock markets exist think that if central banks everywhere all dissipated tomorrow that every sovereign bond will just sit at the exact same level and every currency will inflate 0% from there unto eternity? i really hate how much credibility the fed has FOR NO FUCKING REASON

McDonald's

>>57478559
/smg/ supports whichever one fucks their sisters more

>>57478551
>bears bragging about $50 profit
what a sad life

>>57478601
unironically the healthiest fast food.

>>57478605
Hey only I can fuck my sister

>>57478583
I don't even remember my strategy back when I was making money.

>>57478619
now *this* is a random walk

I wonder if the markets still green. Lemme check…..yup it’s neon green. Bobos always get heemed

>>57478605
Ive lived in the south my whole life never seen incest but Ive heard people mention that they know someone who knows someone who fucked their sister.

>>57478615
I make my own burgers.

>>57478601
I'll drink to that

>>57478601
Clown stock

>>57478629
Disgusting.

>>57478606
>post exit on my calls
>called a bear
wat?

I have 300k in dividend paying stocks earning me about $60,000 a year between equity, options and dividends

Can I quit my fucking job yet? I can't keep spending my life working please guys I can't take this shit anymore

>>57478583
thank fucking God for NVDA and SMCI

>>57478639
Yes, taking profit is bearish now. Haven't you heard?

>>57478601
to share with friends ...right?

>>57478639
i thought the -5 was because you wrote the calls. never seen a negative position in something you were long on

>>57478643
>20% dividends

>>57478431
>>57478434
>t. missed the train

>>57478660
-5 is because I sold these calls I had bought earlier. STC = Sell To Close
I bought at .90x5 and sold at 1.53x5 for 70% profit.

>>57478628
I'm more of a SHAK man myself

>>57478662
>CNOOC

>>57478601
Japan struck gold with that little commercial

>>57478649
nvda was a triple bagger what did you do?

>>57478643
Go part time maybe? Seems like the best of both worlds desu

Yeah, let's talk business, MUMU. First of all, you're all done. The BULLeone Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The BULLfather's sick, right? You're getting chased out of /SMG/ by BEARzini and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my THREAD and take over? I talked to BEARzini - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my JANNY STATUS!

>>57478428
this "change" already happened. Markets already went down to account for:

1. an alternative to stocks =bonds with a real yield and cash instruments

2. reduction in corporate profits due to monetary tightening.

as usual, bobos are late and are fighting the last war

SMCI $5000 EOY. There are still some anons who hesitate ...fcking buy with a x5 leverage and hold until you x100 and then you can sell baggies

>>57478675
That's only a 5% yield though?

>>57478688
This is what I did. It's okay. Since I'm PT my hours are not guaranteed though so if there is short hours and market isn't helping I go through lean periods every now and then.

>>57478639
smg's heebs are completely unhinged today after the ceasefire

Vix falling. Dxy dropping. Markets popping. God bless the USA. What’s it even like to not be American? Is it like being a minority and wishing you were white but you never can be so you just hate white people more? Haha

dividends are based and redpilled

buybacks are based and redpilled

Bots put on pause.

coupon payments are based and redpilled

by april i hope to have accumulated enough to surpass musk. god bless.

>>57478687
lost a grand on TSLA calls also only a small part of my portfolio is NVDA so the rest of my stocks that did +10% dragged it down

>UUUU finally profitable after years
Fortunately I hold URNM

>AMR actually is beating the shit out of NVDA
God damn buybacks are awesome.

>>57478696
>as usual, bobos are late and are fighting the last war
I'm not a bobo I'm almost fully invested, just pointing out the obvious the market will get irrationally exuberant and the trend is unsustainable, without the FED transferring energy from workers and savers into the markets. It's a very simple proposition, the market isn't a perpetual motion machine, IT NEEDS the energy from workers and savers to sustain these valuations and the FED is the only institution that can transfer that energy.

>>57478432
i think the layoffs drag it out until spring

>>57478428
>meanwhile congress is printing $2.5 trillion deficits every year and just passed a $100 billion/year child tax credit
>the federal budget is 40% higher than 2019
>the federal budget is at covid level spending and there isn't even PPP, stimmies or $600/week unemployment in there

>>57478707
It's 8% currently. For me it's more like 12% for others it's more like 30% depends on where you bought and how much they raised the divvies.

i give up theres no chance of anything ever happening ever again

>>57478601
Feeding humans to humans since.... idk when. Probably used to be just cows.

>>57478710
https://www.hamburgeramerica.com/
george finally opened his own restaurant

any NYCfags have a niggercount in this area?

Why shouldn't it go up

>>57478439
>sneed: a sexual act in which a woman receiving anal sex in the cowgirl positions sneezes and pees on you at the same time

>>57478751
My goodness

>>57478767
The congress isn't printing it's borrowing from savers. The trend is unsustainable read this.>>57478754

>>57478754
>the market isn't a perpetual motion machine, IT NEEDS the energy

speaking of which, where does the sun gets it energy from to keep burning? There's something they* aren't telling us

*the lizardmen

Hey can someone answer my noob question?
What prevents us from making money through options trading by watching companies like say a biopharm penny stock and then when they release good news we bet the farm or if we know they're going to miss their target we short them or something? I've never traded options I'm just curious. Thanks

>>57478754
>IT NEEDS the energy from workers and savers to sustain these valuations
The problem is, they no longer have anything left to steal. Total Weimargeddon soon.

>>57478615
>>57478629
>>57478629
>>57478628
>>57478653
>>57478683
>>57478710

seems like we're not getting a sour hour dump so i'm out for today lads, have absolutely no idea how shit's gonna go down after hours and tomorrow so i'm 100% cash while this settles

I want to exit a position that I have 100 shares. Do I sell ITM covered calls or just sell the shares?

>>57478643
lul nope?
thats only enough to put 3 kids through school with no food and sleeping on cardboard.

>>57478803
because a lot of the time one of the following happens:
1. the move will have finished happening before you can buy options on it
2. options aren't available anyway
3. IV gets rapidly repriced to account for volatility and you might get +10% at best even if you nail the move

>>57478428
>without the FED and the banking system creating new currency units
But they do, unabated.
picrelated

TOTAL
BOBO
DEATH

>>57478754
I don't sidagree with the mechanism you're talking about. I do think however you're overstating it's power. rates didn't go from 0 to 20%, they went to 5% and now they're at 4%. historicla pe ratios can stay at 20 and above for rates at 4%.

yes the money supply is decreasing....but it increased by such magnitudes there is plenty of room to run, plenty of liquidity for markets to continue to be buoyant.

also this does not account for productivity, which means increases in economic growth with less money needed.

Is SOXL worth investing in. I'm too pussy to go in on SMCI at this point.

>>57478827
Thy kingdom come on earth as it is in heaven. AMEN

>>57478615
delet

>>57478817
Do the math and see what makes sense. Really just depends on if strike+premium is greater than selling outright at market or a realistic limit

>>57478838
People seem to forget this is the most data driven Fed in history

>>57478849
"Buy high, sell higher" can be a viable strategy

>>57478838
>yes the money supply is decreasing
No, it is not.
lol
>>57478826

I mean, there's no reason to be bearish really
so many fudders in here
you should just call it (literally) and chill

>>57478826
you have to understand, the monetary economy is not the material economy, is not the good faith economy.
every time theres been too long a separation between the monetary and material economies the material dominates.

>>57478754
What the fuck do you think workers go to work for?

>>57478854
I'm already in the green but just not sure if I want to squeeze another $50-60 bucks out of this

>>57478897

3:45 HOLD ON TO YOU'RE BUTTS

>>57478897
commodity supercycle will shock techtards. we will become the new boomers

>>57478801
Something something there's enough hydrogen to fuel the nuclear fission for billions and billions of years.
>>57478804
There's always more to steal.
>>57478826
That's the commercial banks. The FED isn't doing QE currently at least on balance sheet.
>>57478838
I don't think I'm hyperbolizing. I'm just simply pointing to the fact that without the FED doing QE this market trend is unsustainable. It could last for 12-18 months maybe more idk, but not being worried and rebalancing as the market goes higher and higher is pure ignorance. The whole system is overly financialized and dependent on ever increasing amounts of liquidity. Everyone from corporations to governments to consumers is up to their neck in debt, and without an expansion in liquidity it can only end in one way total liquidation (there is more principal and interest owed than there is money to pay it back due to the way money is created through loaning it into existence). Ever since the FED stopped QE we are seeing the cracks in the system show themselves from Chinese real estate developers to Swiss and American banks to commercial real estate etc... These trends because the way the system is structured without ever increasing liquidity the system liquidates. We are seeing these liquidations before our eyes.

>>57478800
You're ignoring that higher rates crush the rest of the world. Making them acquire USD, forcing them into treasuries and US stocks because their economies SUCK. See China
>borrowing from saves
No we're just sucking up liquidity from the rest of the world and making them our bitch

Add in the fact that we can just blow up pipelines (nordstream), exacerbate world conflicts, create chaos and force more of the world into USD and US equities

>>57478908
It's literally just a calculator
If you can't be fucked to get paid 50-60 per minute, what are you doing wasting time on 4chan

>>57478818
why would you have one of these? to fit in? i don't get it

ALL ABOARD. LAST CALL FOR THE 2/2 to 500 TRAIN. LAST CALLLL

Amazon will beat earnings and stock price will rise to $170, screen cap this shit

Apple is gonna beat just like LVMH.
I just went long on AAPL with a x20 leverage ( factor)

>>57478942

>>57478945
Bullish

>>57478945
>nuclear fission
Fusion

>>57478963
amazon will rise to $180*. Bobo make me coom please

Are there any good large caps with a share price less than $10 that I can sell puts on?

10 minutes until we determine the health of this market for Q1.

>>57478962
ticker?

>>57478966
>you in 15min

>>57478395
> that OP pic
ahhh on Verizon dividend payout day all the divvies crawl out of the woodwork

>>57478966
I did the exact opposite lel

>>57478975
Indeed I'm a bull at heart. >>57478942 a commodity and tech bull.

>>57478945
>That's the commercial banks. The FED isn't doing QE currently at least on balance sheet.
It's the banking system. Period.
I accept your concession, though.

*takes profit*

>>57478984
It’s like Netflix. Everyone knows it’s gonna rip up. And the premiums are jacked to the tits. How much ya willing to gamble. Gap at 163 but 170 is def in play

>>57478983

>We just saw the top of the market for the next 15 years

>>57478990
>you in 7min

>>57479015
Chainlink up. Nvidia up. Spy up. Vix down. Dxy down. Commodities tanking to precovid levels. Are you brain dead? Or a glownigger

>>57478907
You can go to work for many reasons: sustenance, intellectual stimulus, financial gain etc... Peoples work is energy and they get payed for that energy in dollars the dollar is a derivative of people energy, I'm arguing that the FED needs to dilute the dollar by doing QE and transfer the energy from workers and savers into the markets It's the only way to sustain these valuations over the longer term.

>>57478910
read nigga read
https://ww7.mangakakalot.tv/chapter/manga-gv951678/chapter-1

>>57479022
short: META, AAPL
long: AMZN
picrel will be me

>>57478966
This avatar looks like someone just touched his butthole and he’s realizing how nice it is

>>57478945
markets can go up without QE though. they've been doing QT for a year or two and the market went down and now has recovered. they've done QE in Japan for decades and it hasn't helped those markets.

the index is simple:

earnings * how much people pay for it

earnings are based on consumer spending and employment. unemployment is historically low and spending has held up atleast until now, in addition earnings troughed a few quarters ago.

pe is based on money availability, sentiment, earnings consistency+momentum, and real yielding alternatives. we can easily stay at 20+ pe

if the thesis is money supply/availability is the index, does it not make sense that the index stays elevated as the money supply is still magnitudes higher than pre 2020

>>57478989
Spy dipshit

>>57478395
nice op
i just bought 1 schd to celebrate the return to euphoria

>>57478418

>>57478998
Unfortunately the commercial banking system cannot increase the money supply to perpetuity as interest rates rise and delinquencies rise they lend less and less. Until they start collapsing because of illiquidity and in the later stages of the liquidation because of insolvency. They need the FED backing them to keep increasing the money supply through the multiplier effect.

Amazon price action is like a racehorse trying to jump the gun. We are so fucking green tomorrow

>>57479028
No retard why do you think people bother to pay them?
For production -> profits -> P/E for the company stock goes up. This isn't crypto, there is actually a reason to hold this stuff.

>>57479063
Never heard if it. Some kind of cybersecurity microcap?

>>57478962
>2/2 to 500

>>57478417
Still nothing like the pump during the pandemic.

>>57478431
You can never really tell how long it will keep going.

*FUH-LICK*

>>57479083
Greener. For longer.

>>57479069
GIB MOUSEY QT FINANCE GF

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

How does SMG feel about a long XLK/short IWM 1:1 pair trade?

>>57479102
+1%.

>>57479041
>markets can go up without QE though. they've been doing QT for a year or two and the market went down and now has recovered.
I never argued that markets can't go up during QT I'm arguing It's unsustainable for markets to go up without QE in the longer run.
>they've done QE in Japan for decades and it hasn't helped those markets.
It has helped they're close to making ATHs fact of the matter is the Japanese bubble was so large it took decades for it to return to rational valuations and a lot of Japanese companies many of them are just zombies with low ROA and ROE, not very attractive investments unless the BOJ is buying the stock market propping up these stocks which they're doing.

>>57479102
>+2.81%
>YTD: +2.37%

I need more TNA in my life. The ETF and that other thing.

>>57479102
+0.3% LET'S FUCKIN GO FEBRUARY

>>57479071
I see, you've got it all figured out.

>>57479102
About to find out

>>57479102
Line went up, always does.

Tesla baggers, how are you holding up.

>>57478767
>just passed a $100 billion/year child tax credit
Didn't they make illegals eligible for that, this time around?

>>57479102
i have gingivitis even though i brush and floss every day :(

>>57479102
up 1.48%. took at hit on googl and msft but my meta looking good. so in a few weeks should balance out depending on how todays earnings go.

>>57478970
wouldnt higher commodities allow for the justification of higher forward looking PEs thus creating "reasonable" market consensus?

AMZN

>>57479131
You want to floss *then* brush, anon.

amazon giga beat

>>57479077
PE goes down when a company makes profit. A high PE is bad.

>>57479103
Ok well, looks like AMZN is up a couple of ticks.
MEt4 = META (check my id) coming at 4:15
AAPL at 4:30
Expect this shirt and tie to be ripped off in celebration shortly.

AMZN up 4 billion on revenue and beat eps on 20 cents. LETTTSS GOOO Bezos bros.

AmazOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn

>inb4 the AMZN rug

>>57479102
about 0.35%

>>57479041
>>57479041
people are cooking the books.
https://www.bls.gov/osmr/research-papers/2017/pdf/st170010.pdf
https://www.bea.gov/news/2024/personal-income-and-outlays-december-2023
and drinking copious copium.

Goodness of fit tests aren't information.

>>57479102
+3.11%. Solid row of green.

lol FOMC hooked you faggots good

>>57479094
Oh well, looks like AMZN and META are up a couple of ticks.
AAPL at 4:30
Expect this shirt and tie to be ripped off in celebration shortly.

>>57479143
Right yes duh.
My point still stands. The primary method with which energy is transferred from workers to markets is via their contribution of labor to whatever the line production of the publicly traded companies they work for is.

>>57479131
Eat more sauerkraut.

>>57479102
earning theta
losing delta.

im gunn im goon ooo
IM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing

My only regret is buying QLD yesterday instead of TQQQ
Oh well.

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CANT KEK THE ZUCK OOOOOOOOOOO

META MOOON

THANK YOU BASED ZUCK

big tech beat means we'll get a pretty juicy entry for shorts tomorrow morning bros
you do not bet against the fed
the chicken will come home to roost

I fucking love that dickhead Bezos

lol,
lmao even

>>57479102
-0.19%

>>57479134
QRD on this trip? I only started lurking around September 2023

>>57479036
> short meta

Kek i hope you didnt go all in on this one

>invest in GOOG
>lose money to a pajeet
>invest in META
>a member of God´s chosen people makes me money

So, this is the reason why anons are racist to indians

it's our time soon

>>57479155
Why would AMZN rug? Q4 earnings are always their biggest pump every year from holiday consoomering

Just how hard will we pump tomorrow? 2%? 3%? 5%?

>>57479179
>>57479178
>8%
>On a trillion dollar stock
Holy Toledo

Meta now a div stock nice

my Facebook :)

>>57479190
Only 21 minutes

>META

Meta 50 billion buyback + divvy

Zuck is not fucking around

>>57479102
pretty damn well

META now a dividend stonk
Royaltybros where you at

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>>57479188
A big disaster. lot of fatalities but some survived. there were some court cases. i think its mostly settled now but we try not to talk about it.

>>57479177
>>57479178
>>57479179
This bull market is going to last forever, isn't it.

I meant to buy AMZN calls pre-close and accidentally bought AAPL. What a fucking mistake.

>>57479193
The ol' earnings call switcheroo

>>57479191
went mostly with AMZN, I'm good

Bobo are you okay?

Where's the thermodynamics guy at lol

wew

>>57479222
Zuck and bezos just saved it.

>>57479223
AMZN calls are gonna be IV crushed anyway since it's an inside move
If you're lucky AAPL might announce something stupid and it'll stonk +8% like shitbook

>>57479102
-.11%

>meta up 10%

>>57479193
i appreciate feetposting but could you at least try for some variety instead of the exact same aishit image every thread

>>57479102
Round about +3.6%

>>57479231
He's busy drawing boundaries on his neighbors wall with a crayon.

why is there green posting, my folio is dumping

>>57479231
He's apparently the ghost of Isaac Newton.

>>57479222
I thought we might be reaching some cautionary levels, now we might never touch below 5000 S&P again

i just longed china
what am i in for

oh, and jews pumped nvda as a reward for creating the ai that will deepfake the next holocaust

>>57479255
Look at AMZN and META

>>57479242
Maybe. I've just got my lunch ate the last two weeks anon. Only one I've picked right was TSLA puts.

ZUCKGOD I KNEEL

META options were pricing in a $10 move. Congrats straddle bros.

>>57479262
Year of Golden Dragon Prosperity Gains

>>57479131
Invest in a floss pick and electric toothbrush. Stop drinking soda and eating popcorn.

t. former 5mm

>>57479102
Pretty happy

I shorted sp500 with 20x leverage

>>57479231
Here I am. >>57478997

Should I close my shorts?

>>57479270
implied move was $22

>>57479281
is that all?

>>57479250
I have a LOT of other good foota with busty women pics but I will probably get banned if I post them here...

do you guys have any SFW foota/booba pics that fits /smg/?

>>57479260
RECORD HIGH money market fund assets. Money on the sidelines is real.

>The economy is crashing
>Demand is falling
>Ad revenue is falling
And here comes Meta and Amazon to make sure that bobo will never sit straight. Seriously how much more can it pump? Oh right I forgot the money supply just keeps increasing because the printer is still on.
Did anyone honestly expect any less from these two giants? The final coffin will be NVDA which will solidify another bull run

>>57479278
not giving your child an electric toothbrush should be considered abuse tbqh

Cmon AAPL make it a forever bull market

APOLOGIZE

>>57479223
>I meant to buy AMZN calls pre-close and accidentally bought AAPL.
How the fuck do you manage something like that? Were you stoned?

>>57479308
If NVDA doesn't hit 1000+ after earnings, is that a bearish signal?

I don't even feel bad for Bobo

>>57479299
Yea it’s over

When is GOOG going to pump? This isn't fair

>>57479317
I almost bought AMC trying to search for AMD once, sometimes it´s just lack of sleep

My AMZN calls gonna print. Feels great to be white.

>>57479281
You're early.

The amount of genocide and war and doom posting on 4chan before this giga pump was unreal and a clearly bullish signal. Greener for LONGER

>>57479242
>you're lucky AAPL might announce something stupid and it'll stonk +8% like shitboo
>>57479223
dumb move anyway. apple IV was pricing in a 3% move in any direction. so you need at least that to start making gains.

>>57479305
>stock market is $109 trillion
>bond market is $133 trillion
so with $6 trillion we're looking at max like 5% more gains if it all dumped into stocks

>>57479102
my biggest position did a yuuge move. tightened a few stops today.

How can Western civilization survive on just a handful of speculative tech stocks?

>>57479317
I had a variety of tabs open, AMZN, AAPL, SMCI, MCHP, etc...

I had orders queued on all of them, accidentally clicked to the tab where all I could see was an "A" and hit send. It doesn't excuse it, I'm a fucking moron I know

They're in. Poomp it.

>>57479346
That's a good perspective.

What bobo doesn't understand is that a company like META has so much room to improve revenue... so many useless people to fire. Ads, AI... but holy hell I gotta see how they managed such an insane result.
Plus you know... mega caps have so much cheap debt on which they are getting so damn much money right now.

>>57479346
$6 trillion in inflows wouldn't necessarily raise the market value by the same amount.

*checks to see if bobo's morale improved*

>>57479131
Don't brush too hard or too long.

How much longer can this ugly bitch keep manipulating the markets?

Guys

I think I found God

>>57479262
>>57479277
>shanghai 3% 5 year
bro look at china. its a mess.

Greener for longer but on second thought….those are some mighty big gaps. Wonder if they’ll ever get filled.

>>57479346
>bond market is $133 trillion
The bond market bubble popping is only at it's beginning. Bond baggies will get decimated in the long term.

>>57479346
SPY is only 40t though and that's most likely where it would go. That's over 10%.

>>57479358
Ads are value creation. Who would have thought spamming people with garbage ads til nausea is this profitable. No clue how man, I can't remember when I bought something because of an AD. Even clicked on one. They always look so fake and I fear clicking on some fishing/scam site. I rather google the thing that is advertised than click the ad on the webpage.

Why dont you buy Swedish stocks?!

How much is the index going to move tomorrow

>>57479396
Not enough poc

>>57479397
So fucking much

>>57479369
Heh, it just keeps going down. Big kek. FED stimulating the stock market. Bobos had their feast two years ago. You should have known when to pull out

>>57479391
>No clue how man, I can't remember when I bought something because of an AD.
Kek this. I rarely buy anything that isn't stock.

>>57479131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cow6wNRJqoo

are you doing it right?
also aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Mumu, 5 minutes.

>>57479384
>low bond yields are a problem
I will direct you to the United States of 2009

>>57479406
In numbers

>>57479396
I can't. Moberg Pharm is interesting though.

The only thing that can make me happy is if BOIL goes up.

I am going to kill myself.

>>57479131
do you brush well? water pik? tongue scrapper?
>>57479423
im not talking bout bonds although i see what you thought that. im saying the shanghai index. 5 years its up 3%. 3% gains over 5 years...thats it. Spy was like 20% last year for reference.

>>57479391
>>57479410
Women. Women be shopping.

And why is EU pumping on META? ARE WELL MAKING MONEY OFF OF ADS IN THE FUTURE?

When will AAPL stop fucking around and penetrate $200 already.

>tfw didn't slurp META in 2022
Just what in hell. It literally fell to 2015-2016 levels. Why in hell didn't I slurp the hell out of it? Just look how it's ripping... wtf? +13% on slightly beating expectations. I kneel

>>57479435
So true

>>57479338
War is good for business

>>57479438
Then the question is: do you think Chinese companies are only 3% better than they were 5 years ago?

1 minute

>>57479383
how

>>57479435
Iktf

>>57479453
all time is only 9 bagger jesus

Jobs report will beat.

TOTAL
BOBO
EXTERMINATION

>>57479262
You appearing in a live leak video
>>57479193
This girl looks better flat chested

>>57479457
No thats being optimistic. its going to tank further. which is why i was mocking that china investor. anyone investing in china is gonna lose money.

APPLE PUUUUMP

What the fuck is Apple doing? What is this jumping 5 dollars each way within 2 seconds after earnings shit?

DIE APPLE AND WITH YOU THE MARKET

Apple: gay CEO, gay stock. Simple as.

>>57479363
It's hard sometimes to tune out the noise but when you do it's like "oh, well that's kind of irreverent in the long term"
>>57479389
And that's why you should be globally diversified. If the US or Chinese bond market explodes then investors are going to go elsewhere and pump the other sections of your portfolio

Never forget that while the emerging market is only 10% of the stock market, its actually 25% of the bond market. And this is before India.

And those nations also didn't engage in QE. they have 1980s levels of yields still

>>57479131
You need to get a good brush (not too soft) and you need to improve your technique. Learn the modified Bass technique.

>>57479102
+$681.36

>>57478811
I also curl my toes like that when Im about to cum sometimes.

>>57479102
+ 2.3% for $1,050

Allocation of
TOL: 42%
SPY: 32%
CAVA: 25%

I HOLD AAPL AND NOT META
FUCK

>>57479305
They will get sucked in to the doom bull. All will pump the greatest blow off top of the forever

>>57479503
>My reaction to that information.

APPLE GAAAN, IT'S OVER

>>57479457
I think they are actually doing much worse, the fact that the slimy chinks can only get 3% even with lying through their crooked teeth is telling

crabs win 2 pumps 1 chump

>>57479435
Everything gonna c alright don't commit suicide

>>57479430
Why cant you buy Swedish stocks?

Lol. Die Apple you piece of shit.

>AAPL less revenue than 2021
>despite inflation
KEK

>>57479455
>>57479466
This is unbearable. Like I bought the wrong stock and have been getting heemed all week. I never ever ever make the right short term investments. Apple's tiny pump just dumped and I missed gains on everything else.

>>57479520
>>57479492
>>57479488
>>57479485
Revenue up but no AI and no new products until their car in 2028. Really no reason to hold it here desu. cant even shill a siri AI meme that can pump things.

Apple needs to announce a dividend.

>>57479435
Don't do it bro

>>57479427
Faggot

>>57478395
Is it a good idea to swing trade $WTI every other day? Pls respond seers

>>57479538
Apple is making a car?

>>57479533
And it’s still only barely down
Such a scam market it’s unbelievable

So the market pumps on META and doesn't dump on AAPL that is an actual productseller? lol

>>57479531
I don't meet their diversity requirements.

>>57479391
Statistical correlation between ads purchased and sales revenue therefore companies buy ads. I don't think it's so much about click through. If they can wedge their name in to the public consciousness it converts to sales. This is why clothing companies give stuff to thots with low subscriber count to show in videos/instagram photos. It all adds up.

>>57479557
this market is propped up by scams

Also poor zuckerberg, was selling his a specific amount of his stocks every few weeks or so in that bullrun. Lol

>>57479557
It’s just that a behemoth dumped AAPL, it was pumping

AAPL looks like it might be a china problem
>GREATER CHINA REV. $20.82B, EST. $23.5B

>>57479435
hurry this is the catalyst us bears need.

The baker needs to announce a dividend.

No one gives a shit about apple. This board is sidelining the pumps on amazooooooooon and metooooooooo that just happened. We are going to 500$ and I told you to buy lotto k tickets several times. All aboard the 2/2 to 500. They were literally 2 cents. GREENER FOR LONGER
>GREENER FOR LONGER
greener for longer?
>GREENER FOR FUCKING LONGER NOW CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR

>>57479574
The Chinese are buying Huawei and Xiaomi.

>>57479305
absolute amount of $ in MM funds means nothing
ratio of MM funds vs. equities is what matters

notice how when the yellow line is low, but rising, what usually follows around the corner...

>>57479533
They wasted too much money on that bad Napoleon flick with Ridley

the amusement i have seeing AAPL collapse is not comparable to mumus joy seeing green candles everyday and having more money and being well endowed with sex. not even close. it ends tomorrow mumu

>>57479102
Everything averaged out. Let's see how tomorrow goes...

I dumped amzn and bought aapl two days ago... I will never recover...

>>57479397
5-6% after we get blowout job numbers. S&P 9000 EOY

>>57479603
are you saying se're giga pumping to 6k or higher before this shit crashes and burns?

Who knew Applel was teh shitstock all the time

>>57479624
literally why? Amazon's gonna go heavy on ad revenue while Apple's latest product is DOA

>>57479607
>it ends tomorrow mumu
Nope. I ballpark it 6-8 months. When the Fed starts cutting and it doesn't help.

>>57479629
Holy kek. based Bezos wagiemaster poster.

>>57479629
OVER 9000 JEFF STRIKES AGAIN. Man, they really are going to redline this thing until it blows a header, huh?

bake it bitch

Clorox bros OOooooooOOooooooooo

>>57479631
>pumping to 6k
S&P is going to 9000

>>57479430
>Mobergn Pharma
Whats interesting about them?

>>57478395
hello baker baker this is alpha charlie

What the fuck kind of tricks is this?
SPY makes a new all time high after hours on AMZN and META?
That's it I fucking quit the stock market.

>>57479638
Amazon too? Are we really all gonna make money with ADS? I'm going to open a business for ads.

>>57479586
based gambler. I figured the same and looked for technicals on really pos companies and went long, I expect to see some volatility but maybe its so bad no one wants it in general

>>57479369
>has so much room to improve revenue.
> Ads
so basically everyone is pumping a glorified advertisement agency

>>57479638
I have sincere doubts about that. I have Prime and I absolutely am not going to pay them extra to avoid ads. I very rarely even look at that shit. I just use Prime to save money buying things and I like the credit card.

>image limit reached
its_over.jpg

S&P FUTURES 1 TICK AWAY FROM NEW ALL TIME HIGH

>>57479692
the normies will either vvatch the ads or pay extra. Literally cannot go tits up

BREACHED! WE HAVE NEW ALL TIME HIGHS

>>57479631
no, I'm saying the people who are proclaiming
>hahaha see there's sooooo much money on the sidelines ready to pump the market! you should definitely buy in before everyone else does...
are being facetious trying to convince retail to hold their bags

yes there are a record numbers of dollars in MM funds because there are a record number of dollars EVERYWHERE

>>57479553
so they said.

>DAX nearly pumps 100 points on META and AMAZON earnings
What is this?

>>57479713
I'm pretty sure a lot of people don't even notice their Prime video membership.

>>57479731
It's the reason international "diversification" is futile

>>57479680
The average American LOVES to watch ads. Ads during shows is an upgrade. So users get a better experience + Amazon makes more money. Everyone wins

This market is controlled by niggers and faggots.
I'm closing my shorts (for now).

>>57479741
Correct

Elon Musk dumped all his Apple shares and bought the exact equivalent of Tesla. Check the graphs

>>57479747
TBD

>>57479731
It’s greener for longer. Wtf is with retards like you posting “what’s going on? The lines are all going up? Hurrr durrr it doesn’t make any sense”. It does and you’re a fucking idiot Inflation has eased. Cuts are coming. Markets are booming and bears are asking why? Fucking why? Holy fuck
Greeeeener for longer? But why?
>STFU GREENER FOR LONGER
Make it make sense
>HOLY FUCK YOU LITTLE BITCH. GREENER FOR LONGER

>>57479607
Fuck Apple. They have single handedly fucked up computing for 15 years. They can't die fast enough and I'm drinking in every cent their stock drops by.

>>57479591
the chinese have lost all of their money invested in property

Technical analysis for jobs tomorrow:
They're released at 8:30 - Bullish

NEW
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>>57479779
>>57479779
>>57479779
>>57479779

>>57479557
the pumping is because META announced dividends, that's huge.
How did baker OP know, that today was the day, I wonder?

>>57478699
lmfaoooo