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it's literally dumping right now

>>57475544
CHECKED

>>57475564
>dumping

>>57475564
>5 minute charts

>>57475570
damn it was so sad when ned stark died

>>57475564
It’s literally happening tonight
We are about to have our eth to 400 moment

>>57475570
oh wait i forgot to mention that i have a huge cock it totally slipped my mind for a minute there

>>57475564
dumping upward

>>57475564
dumping up! my favorite!

>>57475596
It's ok, i remembered

>>57475544
$20 today, ATH soon after.

Short at 17
Long at 13
Rince and repeat for 2 years, congrat anon you increased your stack 10x. Linktroons will just hold for eternity en enjoy their 30% gains over 7 years

Oo

BLOODY BITCH BASTERDS I AM MAKING MONEY

>>57475564
Thanks, I was going to buy 10k but now I won't because it's topped

>>57475544
>check link-btc chart
Uhhh I'm too afraid to short this one boys. Probably still gonna dump but I'll just ride this one back down.

This entire movement is just bots swing trading. I would recommend against buying now. Wait and buy next time it's 15 or less.

>>57475544
OOPS there goes grampa bitcoin, look out below!

>>57475905
>it's topped

>>57475952
proof?

>>57475564
classic bait

>>57475961
Look at the daily chart over past 2 months. Look at the general pattern and volume. Retail traders like us don't cause price movements like this. I agree it will eventually break out to $20 but I think we have at least 1-2 more cycles of 14-17 oscillation. I am just saying be very cautious to enter above $16.

the cycle comes again, link, avax, kaspa, icp. in that order

cant break 17 lol

>>57476086
what a ridiculous prediction you must be a complete moron to believe that i am willing to wager 20 whole usd that it will never happen i have a very large penis so don’t even try me i swear to god i’m going to beat you so hard you’ll end up back in 1945

>>57476086
Icp and avax pump at the same time

>>57476090

See you at 18 ;b

I have 80 link.
It took me 3 months to afford that because I bought things I haven't bought in a while with my new job, like a pair of shoes that are good, brooks (I am fat), new clothes, almost all from Duluth, now everything fits and is nice. Fixed my car, was able to afford a gift for our family Christmas exchange, so on and so forth.

I am so mad that I didn't get to buy $5 LINK. I still hope this shit crashes so I can get ON the bus instead of hanging out the door.

>>57476535
>I have 80 link.
we got a whale over here

>>57476535
You'd say the same shit if you had 100, 200, 1,000 link. Just be happy you got your nice clothes and could participate in Christmas with your family, and for god's sake lose some weight man.

>>57476592
I'd be happy with 1,000.
I am happy that I learned investing/trading at all from my friend. I'm not jealous or even envious of him that he can just decide to buy 5k more link and put it away whenever he wants. I think that's awesome.
But maybe I'll feel better when I have 100 LINK.
I'm not doing stupid shit. I'm not going to try and trade. I get paid, I buy, I get paid, I buy, that's it.
Watching my friend trade and him explaining the charts is way different than me getting trading view and trying it myself.

>>57476535
lose weight, you shouldn't need special shoes because you're fat. you'll get 100% more happniess from that improvement than anything LINK could do, trust me. congrats on the wins though.

>>57475544
dont worry everytime this happens: like spiking into the upper band of the range a major financial happening is soon to come
and lets look at the news, why yes small banks are crashing in the usa which is the start of the next contagion
buckle up anons its gonna be a wild ride, either get glued to your charts to swing it or just sit back and hodl the madness

>>57476718

>>57476725
ps my massive ding dong is a distraction get it through your thick skulls

Will I make it with 30 link?

Hello fellow link bro's, can I long now?

>>57476535
>I have 80 link.
Bs.nobody has that much LInk
>t:retard in 2026

>>57475544
17 rejected

>tfw only 82500 link

>>57476820
You were saying?

>>57475544
Thanks for informing me about a literal free money tier shorting opportunity. See you at $14, bagfag

Current price as a % of ATH
Link @ 30%
Btc @ 60%
Eth @ 50%
Bnb @ 50%
Sol @ 39%

>>57476845
17 rejected

>>57476573
lmao

Alright lads, I've sold 80% of my stack (too puss puss to sell the remaining 1k). I'd appreciate it if you could return this shit to ~14.

>>57475544
Only niggers buy chainlink.

>>57478410
Lets see dem sales

>>57478437
Niggers can’t afford LINK they spend all their money on shoes and obese white women.

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

>>57478466
I hope we get to see an new yearly high today, more than likely it's going to peter out back to 15 bucks.

I got my small office to buy LINK
Old man has 78 LINK
Young lady has 196 LINK
Older lady has 35 LINK

That is 309 LINK that is now out of circulation. Do YOUR part, get normies to pump your bags.

I have 5.3k link BTW

>>57478410
>>57478466
>not staked
u were never going to make it anyways

>>57478584
hypothetically, how would they react if link's price just dumped lol

Arise, Chainlink, Arise!

>tfw 1500 link
Maybe I'll make it if I hold 6 more years.

SWINGIES GET THE ROPE
YEAH I HOPE YOU CHOKE

>>57478612
Lol I warned them multiple times and showed them the 90 days chart and then the 1 year chart. I said to buy even more when it drops in price to average out their cost over time. I said you can sell at any time and I will help them sell. We all know what's coming, I want to help them best I can because they are good people.

>>57475544
The flywheel can only take you so far Sergey.

>>57475877
Ha ha ouch enjoy poverty

>>57478704
Well done. They'll thank you down the line and that in itself will be a big reward.

>>57478584
My 5 year old and 2 year old bought 500 LINK with the money their grandparents gave them a couple of years ago. I asked them if they wanted to go to college or have infinite amounts of toys... and it was an easy decision for them. The money is in the "infinite toy fund". I also staked all 500 for them to ensure that would be true.

>>57475544
wtfwtfwtfwtfw

>>57478584
>my mom was asking me how to buy crypto and how i know which ones are good
I just gave her the "do your research bro". Was this a lose lose situation here? Ive been dcaing for 5 years so i know how painful it can be.

>>57480361
You should help your mom with getting small link stack

This is insiders buying. Big news coming!

>>57476824
No one has that much link is still on this board

>>57475544
https://vocaroo.com/1eRqORfgf8H6

[Verse]
Yo mon Lin-ki dibby dib yo da dub hold Chainlink mon (I love Big Macs)
Yo di dub dub staking
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Pools Closed
Yo mon da dub dub Stinky Linkie
(I love Big Macs)
Lin-ki dibby dib yo da dub dub Pool
Yo da dub dub Closed
Lin-ki dibby dib no mo Fud Fud
Yo mon da dub dub jaaah
Sneeeeeeed!
(I love Big Macs)

[Chorus]
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba Link Linkies
mon Bop ba Linkie Stinkys
Be bop ba bodda ganja Stinkys
Bop mi hold an stake Linkies
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba Link Linkies
mon Bop ba Linkie Stinkys
Be bop ba bodda ganja Stinkys
Bop mi hold an stake Linkies
mon da ba biz fuddy da ba fuddy do Pools Closed

>>57480252
That is cute, devilish, and hilarious all at once. I wish you the opportunity to tell this story to your grandkids Popsanon.