/biz/ - Business & Finance

Keep the sex having to a minimum or we won't be having these threads anymore

>>57472116
i only have sex with my wife. just as God intended.

The top is in.

>>57472135
Same bro. Btw, what time you leaving for work tomorrow?

>>57472146
he did a good job shape shifting i didn't know he was jewish until recent years

>>57472146
>pot meets kettle

>>57472151
>leave for work
lol
lmao

>>57472178
>pretending like he's not a wagie

>>57472184
I have $7k/mo passive income. My work is losing money on the stock market, tending my livestock, keeping bees, fathering my kids.

>China futures

>Mr. Russell going hard

>>57472151
kek
>>57472162
I legit didn't know he was jewish.

Yo JANNIES tried to shit on me and make history, supposedly
I was the BEAR who was supposed to be
The head of the clique, lips sealed, no BIBO snitch
Como ta? I smoke MUMUS, sword like shinobi
Shoot up your STOCKS and make you know me
MUMU ain't ready yet, slow down and recollect

>>57472146
>>57472162
>>57472217
I’ll be damned, I didn’t know either
Legit went to Early Life on Wikipedia though to confirm kek

Seethe

>>57472324
It's absolutely happening in March.

I've never had sex. I will die poor and alone. Should I take scuba lessons? Looks fun.

>>57472357
Just go to Thailand

>>57472357
>Should I take scuba lessons?
Sure why not
>>57472350
Probably

>>57472357
They are fun. Lotta technical meticulousness and learning involved.

>ARKK YTD: -12.34%

Are (You) beating Catherine Duddy Wood?

Have you seen the light yet

>>57472517
No

>>57472517
don't make fun of stocks mommy

>>57472562
Jesus, anon. Why not?

>Futures
Pic related
>>57472146
Greatest thing I've seen on Twitter, I mean "X" in a while

>>57472517
Yes, how is she so bad at this

Joe…Biden…

>>57472634
SHUT UP

>>57472634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YYpnk14VU

>>57472357
>Should I take scuba lessons?
If your portfolio can take a dive, so can you

>>57472634
How do I directly short this dementia patient's approval rating?

BABA thieves, what do we think of selling InTime?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-02-01/alibaba-said-to-weigh-sale-of-mall-chain-in-latest-overhaul-step

why no options on chad ticker XXXX ?

Not even sniffing a pair of freshly warshed and polished loli feet would make me feel better after all the money I've lost today.

>6:30am
>wakie sakie wagie
>time for work
>better hurry or mr goldberg will hear you are late againnnn
Just make it stop

I've had this pent up since monday, because I was on an FSB baited ban.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Thank you, please return to whatever crab shiit the market is doing tonight.

>>57472784
You can get the same effect with SPY options. XXXXX or even XXXXXX.

Use this knowledge wisely: https://www.optiontradingpedia.com/options_leverage_calculation.htm

>Honey it's so late...please come to bed...the stock market will be there when you wake up...

>>57472861
upvoted xXd

>>57472870
>No! I have to find out what my MOGLF shares will trade at on open.

>>57472581
>how
>she

>>57472877
Someone finally telling the union faggots the truth. Too bad they don't read.

>>57472877
That headline makes me so mad. I received no pay increase in 2020, 2021 and 2022. A small one that wasn't even enough to keep up with inflation -FOR THAT YEAR- was it for 2023.

>>57472877
Based kike working for our Jewish overlords

>>57472891
Fair enough

>>57472870
>Yes, Darling! (But not my money, you stupid cunt)
>Huh? Did you say something, Honey?

>>57472870
>honey you don't understand. i trade futures contracts which trade 24/5, meaning that the only time they don't trade is in the weekends. i HAVE to stay up in case big moves happen at night, this is important

>US Property Losses Trigger 20% Plunge in Japanese Bank Aozora

uhm bros? Lehman brothers event?

>Bloomberg
>@business
>More than 60 US citizens and their family members who were killed, injured or taken hostage in the Hamas attack on Israel sued Iran, demanding upwards of $1 billion from the Islamic Republic for aiding the terrorist organization


>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>An American mother who was taken hostage by Hamas in Gaza and the relatives of two men killed following the terrorist group’s Oct. 7 attack, sued crypto giant Binance for allegedly facilitating the violence.

>>57472928
The company I work for said they may not pay a bonus this year.
Fuck this gay earth

>>57473044
>60 US citizens and their family members who were killed, injured or taken hostage
Wait, even the killed ones are suing Iran.

>>57473050
>Me and my dead sons will see you in court goy
Why are they like this lol

Ruh Roh

the market will continue to pump, if you dont understand this you dont understand markets

>>57472168
Sam is a grand wizard so it's okay if his maiden name was hydestein.

>>57473067
50 cents have been deposited into your account

HSY Harries did I miss the entry for the Valemtimes pump?

>>57472877
Where is wage inflation?

>>57473035
slow moving crash

>>57473035
>Japan

>>57473061
Buying opportunity

>>57472928
>>57473049
Kek wagies

>Shell Q4 23 Earnings:
- Adj EPS: $1.11 (exp $0.92)
- Revenue: $78.73B (exp $72.42B)
- Announced $3.5 Bln Share Buyback Programme
- Cash Flow Operations $12.58B (exp $11.89B)
- Oil & Gas Output 2.83 Mln BoE/D (exp 2.77 Mln)

Slight beat

>>57473050
If the dead can vote it logically follows that they can pursue legal action.

>>57473127
In greece the dead can even collect pensionmoney

>>57473106
True. Every 10 bucks it goes down is a buying opportunity, at least until the banks refuse to loan you any more money.

>>57473132
>>57473127
I revise my statement. They could. I'm quite sure they must have done something to stop that from happening. I think one of the issues was that the passports of the dead were not turned in etc.

>>57473125
but wasn't oil going out of fashion and what about
>muh global recession
?

forsen

>>57473075
No, also McQueen a cute but Top Road is the best horse

>>57473189
I love Japan for making a show about horse racing but it's all anime girls instead of horses.

>Deutsche Bank immediately announces 3500 layoffs after not that great report
>Adidas now adds that they haven't started their costcutting program (nice euphemism for layoffs)
etc


I also have to say Powell acted pretty schizo. He really was overly optimistic in december and now backtracked A LOT.

>>57473200
The generational top is in.

>>57473200
The calm before the shitstorm arrives in 2024?

I'm getting some major BAD similar vibes over the subprime bullshit in 2007/08 Christ

>>57473200
>Deutsche bank
The German federal government will use debt to fix them, several billions, that will be a lot of liquidity to the market

>make any post longer than "pee pee poo poo"
>sorry that word is considered spam
I literally cannot have a more complex discussion on this board than "your opinion is shit and you are wrong" because there is no list of words that aren't allowed because of all the fucking shitcoin spam. This is THE ONLY BOARD where there is no designated general thread for shitcoins.

>>57473160
bajs

>>57473222
anon that's very likely a school-uni (combi) director

Are you lecturing us?

>>57473264
I just wish this fuckin page would at least tell you which word is banned from using. Have written at least 2-3 posts which were longer and they were deemed spam and I couldn't fuckin tell why.

why dump?

>>57473198
The kicker to me is that they’ve done a really great job with it too lots of attention to detail
Buy LLAP

I fucking hate boeing
Bitch ass company lost money, just not as much as they expected and my Puts cratered.
Fuck them for being rewarded for losing money, making me lose money

>>57473275
futures are pumping

>>57473231
keep your eyes on wells fargo
>>57473222
this
>>57473315
doom bull

>>57473315
Not my futures :(

Just bought 40 Google stocks. Sold the whole lot of 170 a month ago for 30% gains, felt bad. Its overpriced and I feel insecure about it short term. I am an idiot.

I am getting demolished by 3M, and down 36%, 60 stocks. Never invest in a company with a large lawsuit. I think I should just cut my losses and put money elsewhere since this cunt is nor recovering for a long time now. It's going down.

Have bunch of BABA, hoping political stuff will get resolved and company will pump up.

I have 45k available for investing and there is fucking nothing. Especially because I expect that damn crisis for a year now.

I'm still doing worse than sp500. Could have just put all in that damn thing and I would be better off, but you never know if the next month the big crash comes - it's when I don't expect it

Pic is life goals.

>>57473328
>One daughter
*hits pipe*

>>57473328
> Pic is life goals.
This is the gayest shit I have ever seen. I hope I fell for bait.

>>57473328
>stocks
Shares. They're called shares. Maybe you should invest in a nice cozy mutual fund and let the fund manager worry about all of this stuff.

Oof, people are getting dassaulted

>>57473343
Long term, the S&P500 crushes pretty much every actively managed fund too though.

Interest Rates are a scam and Powell is a scammer

>>57473328
>Have bunch of BABA, hoping political stuff will get resolved and company will pump up.
in 2 weeks

>>57473328
>Just bought 40 Google stocks
How? The market is closed?

EUbros, how the hell is the EU market so resilient? US drops 2% and EU is around 0? Sometimes it follows the US almost to the T and sometimes it is completely disjointed.
I guess since it's earnings season right now and most companies are brutally beating their previous records... fuckin hell what to even buy at this point? I guess GOOG

>>57473335
it's good he had a daughter. there's no wife in the picture so he'll need someone to get remarried to

TQQQ/SQQQ
SOXL/SOXS
BOIL/KOLD
what will be the most profitable one today
i got 20k to throw

>>57473414
*eats the pipe*

Yields...

fuckin ftse, should have closed some of my stuck shorts at 7600-7606. Fuckin support, I knew it.

So, let's talk about BILI for a bit. I remember it being all the rage back then.

I should have just gone long on Novo Nordisk. The scandinavian indices are doing fuckin great. The Danish is outperforming even the US ones, holy crap. Sweden with its crappy GDP figures just keeps going up. As small businesses die (the amount of bankruptcies are worryingly high and have never been this high), the big caps are raking in record profits. To keep up the profits, they keep reducing personnel costs by firing people.
Personnel costs are ridiculously high in Europe so that is the best way to keep up profits. They can just keep doing this until debt becomes cheap again. This system is so fuckin bs
I truly feel sorry for bobos that got caught up in the FUD of 2022 and fell for the "high rates" and "imminent collapse" memes

It's so weird. Sellers on EBAY can see you have visited their product. You can make wishlists etc, and in that case it makes somewhat sense that the seller can see you "liking" the product and then sometimes offers you the product for a lower price. But now I got an offer on something I haven't put on any list.

Also wtf, the chinese mobile phone sellers lowered the price for one week or so and now it is back up. Fuck you, I'm not buying.

>>57473087
Thats very antisemitic of you to wonder about, Anon

Who here /kromek/ (ticker: KMK)?

Why did yields drop yesterday even though Powell was hawkish?

>>57472146
hahaha wtf is going on https://twitter.com/mcuban

>>57473537
16.5 cm

>>57473617
Because the market is still refusing to price in the fact powell isn't cutting rates, as they are holding on for that cut. Powell, being a bitch, uses bitchwords instead of just flushing the big dump in the toilet. So these insane retards are definitely going to slorp the dorp until powell confirms no he's not going to inflate the dollar just to keep useless garbage propped up. And even then they'll probably refuse to sell until banks are failing.

>>57473627
dont worry after todays earnings the kike machines will flip the trade on the market and itll be 0dte put buying all the way down

>ignore goog dumping
>ignore ups saying deliveries were way down
>amazon sold lots in christmas, trust me
BUY NOW BIG EARNINGS

jpow took an absolute dump on ai
its over

Bros why are markets pumping after the shitshow with FOMC? One last big hoorah before the Spring cleaning of the markets?

>>57473441
What do feet in pantyhose smell like bros?

>>57473643
I can only imagine something amazing since there so much art of it

>>57473632
>massive earnings

No shit, it was fucking Christmas shopping. Then there's cyber monday and black friday consoomering that added a lot too due to idiots spamming credit cards and BNPL fuckery. Just watch the stock will take a bad hit by Q2 earnings.

>>57473643
what happens every single day when theres a red candle on the 1 minute chart?
the next candle is green, usually bigger than the red candle
if you dont think this can start happening on the daily candles youre about to be surprised

>>57473625
Bloody hell, same m8. Feels very small though even though it's just completely average. Feels bad man.
>>57473087
Stop noticing things. For the market to go up, wages must stagnate while productivity must keep increasing. Heh, a good deal, no?
That giga spike with Covid, wtf? Brutal

>>57473643
jpow said the economy was strong, that inflation was coming down but they needed to see more, that cuts are for sure coming, just not march. this was not the victory bobo needed. the market can do fine with rate cuts in june/july as opposed to march

URANIUM KINGS

KAP just confirmed a 10 million pound shortfall for 2024 production.

>>57473667
>
He also said that it's great there are a lot new jobs or at least the jobs market is strong. But picrel is the jobs market. Fake and mostly valueless jobs. Greece 2.0

>>57473643
>>57473654
Just jerked off to anime socks again. Sorry if this makes anyone's stocks go red tomorrow.

NOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN GOOOOOOG

jk, im still up 100%
new ath soon fellow googks

>>57473667
everythings great
just a couple banks getting decimated overnight and all language about the banking sector being strong being totally removed from the press release
nothing to worry about! just buy nvidia. its the new bank!

the guy at financial juice has the zoomer broccoli haircut lmao
https://youtu.be/sIct7tEFGh0

>>57473754
Highly unbeneficial haircut for his stature. Is this edited? lol, his head is way too big in relation to shoulders.

What we trading in premarket bros? I'm looking at PLUG right now. It's consolidating and might make a run for $5

>>57473708
who cares about jewish usury mafia

I hate atheists so much it's unreal

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=Zwy7-q714kC9sVEG

>>57473708
no one gives a shit about first republic, if you know something about the market go be a millionaire with your astute predictions nigger

my filipina gf has refused to have sex with me for the past 48 hours

>>57473783
bro you dont even know what banks im talking about and you have the audacity to spew your retarded shit at me lmfao
the headlines from the last 24 hours are out there id suggest looking at them roflllll

>>57473793

>>57473797
banks are businesses, and sometimes they fail. you sound like a 4 figure portfolio hero who pays a lot of attention to negative headlines. if it matters go make a ton of money. but i promise you its not as important as you think

For Euros
2.8% CPI

3.3% core CPI

the chud cycle:
>obsesses over doomer headlines and clickbait youtube videos
>bets on 'the collapse', 'hyperinflation', 'WW3' etc.
>loses money
>"nother ever happens"
repeat ad infinitum

at least the pmg schizos don't lose money from their positions since they just sit on their stack forever

>>57473693
>Fake and mostly valueless jobs
>Education and health services
>Leisure and hospitality
>Construction
All these are hugely important. Government jobs are cushy and safe. Mostly useless I agree but that's only because I am jaded.
I have to wonder though... how do these jobs get created in the government? Like what do these new jobs do? Are they creating additional state councils or are those just pencil pushers or what? What do all these supposed new jobs even do? It's difficult to put into words but I just don't get it.
I can understand construction because more and more people are born and they need somewhere to live so more houses need to be built but government?
>>57473821
>MoM -0.4% vs. -0.3% expected
Holy hell we finna pump fr fr we cappin bros. Suddenly disjointed from the US, a lot of the EU indices are bigly pumping. Why is the DAX in the red? Stop dragging the EU down, fellow Mr. German

>>57473829
literally me
The idea of the world ending fills me with such joy that I can't simply abandon it.
If the markets go up, normies and sex-havers will become richer
If the markets crash completely and we end up having to fight to the death for cans of tuna in the blood-soaked streets, then these filthy swines will be reduced to my level. And who knows what kind of women I'd have access to in a post-apocalyptic world....
This is the future I have to bet on. It's the only one where I can have sex

Buy now!

>>57473834
The government jobs are all teaching jobs you dumb nigger.

>>57473834
>adds leisure and hospitality to his argument despite being about 50% of 2022
>seems to ignore or not know that leisure and hospitality are overwhelmingly low paying, absolute bottomtier jobs financially speaking

lol

>>57473855
>government jobs are all teaching jobs
That's even better then.
>>57473856
A lot of bottom tier jobs are important to uphold societal stability. And there are basically no low paying jobs in the US. Even a jannie has a pretty alright salary.
Damn, the US economy is so incredibly hot right now. You have to be basically retarded not to make it in the US. People are just spoiled because of years of low rates and Covid ZIRP

>>57473829
>>57473841
Research suggests that antipsychotic medications can cure you of your gender dysphoria and other obsessive behaviors, like shilling on /smg/.

just slurped BNP PAribas, what am I in for?

Most of (you) are KTV's
.
You will settle for this

>>57473896
>That's even better then.
It's worse you idiot, they had to hire new teachers because old ones quit.

>>57473144
if inflation hasnt been defeated oil goes up

Kazatomprom's updated guidance came out today. For those yet uninformed, they reported a month ago that their projected production for 2024 and 2025 would be negatively affected due to being unable to secure sufficient supplies of sulphur used for ISR operations.
>2023 guidance: 20,500-21,500tU
>2023 realized: 21,112tU
>2024 original guidance: 24,500-25,500tU
>2024 revised guidance: 21,000-22,500tU

As expected the worst FUD that production would decline relative to 2023 was totally unfounded, but the revised guidance is a definite walk down from original projections. The company also said that if sulphur shortages continue to 2025, production guidance would be affected next year as well but they've begun moving forward a sulphur plant project of their own to remedy future sulphur tightness.

This news is good for both Kazatomprom (production grows slightly or stays still for a year or two while uranium prices improve) as well as the broader uranium market (world's biggest producer's production is lower than expected causing further tightness in supply)

ELAB bros it's almost time

>>57473793
>gf
>refused

>>57473793
just buy a new one

what etfs give 3-5% monthly average returns
thinking about monthtrading 50k in 2025

>>57474073
Just buy MSFT or NVDA or Broadcom. Or ETFs following NASDAQ100

>>57474073
none consistently

>>57474073
>what etfs give me 43-80% average annual returns?

>>57474073
>what etfs give 3-5% monthly average returns
When did you leave the hospital?

good morning SIRS. was yesterday's aphabet price action justified?

i've always been fascinated by the stock market. even when i was little, i'd look at all these arcane symbols on my father's newspapers and i'd ask what all the numbers mean. apparently they're these things called stocks, and they represent ownership in companies. if they make money, you make money. the number goes up. that sounds awesome, i said, why doesn't everyone do this?

he looked up, lit a smoke, and looked out the window. "everyone thinks you need brains to win big in the stock market, but the truth is you just need a bigger stomach to handle the pain. then there's the discipline to keep going when you're down, and the wisdom to know when to quit especially when you're ahead. that's all there is to it, son." after all these things i still think so

Constantly buying XTB stock for a while, im feeling pretty comfy Anons

>>57474109
I would also like to know. Please saar...

>>57474123
No, it didn't move far enough.

>>57474185
Your dad knew

>>57474111
>>57474109
then why are you here?

>>57472198
based eddy

I think I'll park my cash in Chinese stocks this year. US is way overpriced and there's little to no growth everywhere else.

>>57474285
>in Chinese stocks
Now woah woah let's take it easy there. No but seriously why in hell would anyone go into China? It's always easier to ride the bull train than trying to catch a falling knife (i.e. catching the bottom). It would be safer to just park your money into some T-bills or something that guarantees 5% annual returns. At least you get something

>>57474285
no, stop that
put it in swedish banks, steel and cars

>>57474285
This might be the craziest thing I've read in an smg

>>57474285
OH YEAH WHY DONT WE ALL JUST BURN OUR MONEY INSTEAD OF GIVING IT TO THE STARVING CHILDREN AND BEZOS HUH

Why is anyone holding anything but uranium?

God the new Bloomberg surveillance is fucking terrible

this slurp seems sus bros
market be sussin frfr no cap

>>57474307
>No but seriously why in hell would anyone go into China?
Why would someone invest in stocks with P/E ratios between 10-20 vs stocks with ratios between 40-80? Well because they're sane.
>It's always easier to ride the bull train than trying to catch a falling knife
If a stock is good value for money, then it doesn't matter what the price does in the short term, it will payoff in time. The S&P500 on the other hand, is ridiculously overpriced (just look at the P/E of fucking 320 for AMD) and I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Dividend investing general /dig/ just dropped
>>57474325
>>57474325

>>57474185
I just fuckin hate it.

>>57473627
It's legit just inflation. It's not more complicated than that. Once prices stabilize the market will crash there's no such thing as a soft landing. META probably made good revenue for Christmas season so markets pump till March or something. The interest rate lag is literally just the difference in what the purchase price of inputs versus the new sale prices stabilizing with each other. Big tech can always cut faggots and pajeets with phoney degrees before earning reports to pump bags. I want a crash but it's not gonna happen till Q2 just like everyone smart but not Jewish was saying last year.

>>57474332
sorry anon I don't speak american

NYCB purchased Signature Bank during the 2023 Banking Crisis.

My negros, the can kicking has gone on long enough.

T bros we eating steak tonight

>>57474333
LLAP has a p/e of -0.9.
Why not buy?
Sometimes ratios are bad because the stock is bad.
China stocks are bad.

>>57474344
jerkmeoff chairs when

>>57474333
>muh P/E
AMD's P/E was 1500 a few days ago

>>57474318
As much as I hate these memes I realize they have value and should be spread

>>57474369
And sometimes ratios are bad because the general market is spooked, like in China. There are good companies there with solid earnings trading around P/E 10.

>>57474373
Never again. Sounds like you need some holocaust education, antisemiter.

>>57472198
This is it, im selling this and buying PBUTT tokens

>>57474383
That is too high for China considering their utter lack of transparency. If you are so concerned about "fair value" and PE, you should go to Europe. Plenty of quality stocks that are trading at very very low multiples, have consistent and good growth, and consistently increase divvies. I can provide examples if you'd like. China is just fugged. Naturally I might be wrong and some stocks could be diamonds in the rough but it's China

i am eating a real brand name kit kat bar for the first time in quite awhile
it's so good... have only been eating great value walmart branded due to price and it's barely edible.
Considering how bad Hershey chocolate is based on what a lot of people here say, it really makes you wonder what aberrant concoction goes into those walmart branded ones.

>>57474318
Because every time I bought green rocks the tickers went red sadly and I'd rather not heem my nuclear frens

>>57473774
>What we trading in premarket bros? I'm looking at PLUG right now. It's consolidating and might make a run for $5
I hope you guys bought the $5 breakout. I just closed the trade at 5.13. Easy pre-market money

the futures just go up slowly i havent seen them go down once
this is an exit pump

who the fuck is Challenger, Gay Christmas, Inc. and why are they fudding the jobs market

ok, I see

>>57474465
>Dead sexual identity, dead holiday and dead shuttle
what a terrible trio

the real jobs market is shit
every american needs two 40hr a week jobs just to pay for a studio apartment and instant ramen
most of of the open jobs are jobs that dont pay enough for anyone to even buy the ramen with

Eyes on MINM for a possible short opportunity soon

>>57474460
Look at DAX. This son of a bitch almost did the whole way back. This market is such a scam. Luckily I didn't hold but took profits and am reshorting, but man, this is so fuckin annoying.

>>57473684
CCJ up in the pre market.

>>57472924
This tard thinks he's a capitalist.
Doesn't own the bank?
Doesn't own the factory?
Maybe owns a small business and has to
raise wages to compete with union scale?

>>57474430
>Plenty of quality stocks that are trading at very very low multiples, have consistent and good growth, and consistently increase divvies. I can provide examples if you'd like
I'm interested, go on.

>>57474538
Exxon.

>>57474430
Naturally you could also be wrong about Europe and most stocks could be trash coated in gold, but it's Europe.

>>57474544
He was talking about europe. XOMshill

>>57474538
XOM of course friend
>>57474544
Based

>>57474555
Oops What’s a European equivalent to XOM

>>57474565
Shell, BP

> look at arkk after a long time again
> has not moved a bit in the last year

what happened ?

>>57474578
>worse XOM and worse CVX

The time to short the NRBO ponzi is almost upon us

>>57474565
>What’s a European equivalent to XOM
There's no equivalent to ExxonMobil.

stairs up, elevator down

>>57474538
Volvo, SKF, Novo (relatively speaking and compared to Eli Lilly though this one is admittedly trading at pretty crazy levels), big banks like Swedbank or Nordea, steel giants like SSAB, ABB, Investor... and many more
Yeah I'm Swedish and I hate it here but the stock market is pretty decent. It has given me the same level of gains as holding Dow Jones or even better. Some stocks even give gains comparable to certain NASDAQ stocks (e.g., AQ group)
The price gouging has been really excessive here but that's because Sweden has had ZIRP for almost a decade so everyone has amassed a lot of money through cheap debt. Plus, the export-oriented industry towards US means that big business is mooning even now as Sweden is in recession.
Volvo is trading at PE of 10 with 7% divvies... how insane is that? They are direct competitors to Caterpillar and others that are trading at much higher multiples.

>>57474604
God bless XOM

>>57474621
Actually it's the fuckin elevator up and stairs down

WHY IS IT DROPPING

>>57474635
dunno about none of that bruh

>>57474643
what is it?

>>57474624
Maybe it should be like that and stay like that and not go above a PE of 10.

>>57474649
My ass.

>>57474643
>>57474647
>>57474649
oh
>everything looks fine
>look at 4chan
>see "why is it dropping?"
>someschizo.jpg
>look back
>ohh

Fuck me I've been posting in /dig/ again thinking that was the next /smg/ thread.

Why are people so obsessed with XOM? Their stock performance has been pretty subpar. You can make more by holding NVDA for a week. Man, I wish I caught XOM during Covid

>>57474624
I don't have the balls to buy shares of a car company.
7% div is alot though

Why is ETSY pumping?

>>57474688
Dividends plus it's a good stock for playing the wheel.

>>57474691
fuck it I'm short

>>57474691
KingCobraJfs releasing new wands

so far slurping 100 shares of GOOGL @ $140 last night was a good decision

ETSY sisters, how are we feeling?

>dank des starken Absatzes seiner Krebsimmuntherapie Keytruda, die inzwischen das meistverkaufte verschreibungspflichtige Medikament der Welt ist. Die Verkäufe von Keytruda stiegen um 21% auf 6,6 Milliarden USD, da das Unternehmen den Einsatz des Medikaments bei Krebserkrankungen in früheren Stadien steigern konnte
Keytruda (cancertreatment) most sold prescription medicine/medical treatment. +21% revenue, especially because more use of Keytruda in early stages of CANCER

>für das gesamte Jahr erzielte Keytruda einen Umsatz von 25 Milliarden USD und übertraf damit den Umsatz des Blockbuster-Arthritis-Medikaments Humira von AbbVie auf seinem Höhepunkt.
For the whole year Keytruda with 25 billion USD higher revenue than ARTHRITIS treatment Humira by AbbVie

>mfw pharma now making more money with cancertreatment than basic arthritis

>>57474738
Feeling pretty good about my short so far

Good luck today frens, I hope your plays all turn out well

>>57474624
BASED SVENSK ENJOYOR

>look for stocks with p/b under 1
>of those, see the ones with p/e under 10
>check their forwards p/e and pick those stocks whose f/p/e is lower than current p/e
>check their earnings, debt ratio, customer relations....

Am I doing this right?

>US Nonfarm Productivity Q4 P: 3.2% (est 2.5%; prevR 4.9%)
- Unit Labour Costs Q4 P: 0.5% (est 1.2%; prevR -1.1%)

American workers are getting fleeced. Work harder, slave.

NYCB looks like it's the next to fail. Half their loan book is commercial real estate.

>>57474778
bullish for kikes

>>57474624
I am in Norway and the government steals 37% of all my capital gains. We svffer here.

>>57474776
No, just buy AMD and NVDA, lol. That's ironic, but will probably be unironically right.

>>57474776
priced in
you're buying cheap for a reason

Sell

>Etsy Announces the Appointment of Marc Steinberg to its Board of Directors
imagine shorting this lmao

gonna short etsy at open, fuck jews

>>57474780
I knew it was going to be bad when I saw a homeless man urinating on the front door of one the other day.

Fuck… I forgot it’s nigger month
I’ll never forgive them

>>57474820
wait till you find out all the banks that got bailed out last year were fed shitty commercial real state assets and when march comes and the interest comes due all those banks are going to eat shit again

>>57474820
>I saw a homeless man urinating on the front door of one the other day.

>>57474802
>Jew Inc. announces appointment of Jew to its Board of Directors

>>57474843
>>57474820
How do we profit from this?

>>57472100
Now that AMD's PE is down to 300, it has a potential to 5x again

>>57474780
Small fries

>>57474724
>>57474767
And I'm out on that green 5 minute candle. Another winner. Longed PLUG earlier for a profit >>57473774 and now I'm out of the ETSY short. It's that easy bros
>>57474802
ETSY Board BTFO eternally

>>57474689
You are thinking of Volvo Cars. Volvo is more industry oriented... making those big trucks and such. They are showing insane growth in the US and because of the insane public spending on infrastructure, companies like Volvo, Caterpillar, steel companies are all positioned well.
>>57474768
smg is a cat board? I thought dogs were more /biz/ oriented
>>57474778
This has, unfortunately, been the trend ever since 1980
>>57474786
Yeah. I pay huge taxes on my salary, on all the goods (extra 25% taxes), massive taxes on fuel, and they have the gall to tax my savings account and my stocks??? I honestly hate it here. The people here have no spine

volvo cars are china KEKS, here is real volvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

>>57474787
I do that as well

>>57474789
What's the reason? Is it God's chosen people?

>>57474888
>smg is a cat board?
we got a good ratio of all kinds of animals
some anon posted nice ducks yesterday

>>57474828
I love that yearly banking meltdowns are going to be the new normal

>>57474942
this year will be when the things actually break though
last year was trying to stop the leak with duck tape (i know its duct)

>>57474888
Cat board? >>57474768 is a rabbit

>>57474942
It's mostly a bad thing, but I think it's a good one to be reminded that no sector is 100% safe
complacency breeds mediocrity

at least we know now what the main driver of trying to force people back into offices was
jews completely bloated on commercial real estate are getting FUCKED in the ASS every day you work from home

I thought ADM was reporting before the market open today? Can't find the scheduled time anywhere.

>>57474942
It's all part of the plan. Big banks absorb the smaller ones. Big caps with a lot of cheap debt (and sometimes a lot of unrealized losses but that matters not) are hugely profiting off of this situation.
This is why I will continue to slurp the GOOG dip. Sadly did not slurp JP morgan dip a few months ago. Damn that's a fine bank

>>57474985
I thought that was pretty obvious from the start honestly. They did a bunch of surveys and found that remote work had actually increased productivity, but when asking businesses if they'd continue allowing it the vast majority said something like "No because uh, that's how we've always done it!" Why sacrifice higher productivity just "because"? It's because those businesses spent fuckloads on acquiring office space.

>>57475010
yeah but what most people didnt see coming was that all these small banks are on the hook for all this now worthless commercial real estate

See her how she pumps
Golden bulls across the chart
Close enough to buy
But careful if you try
Though she looks as warm as gold
The market's a harsh mistress
The market can be so cold

>>57474998
I think it might be comforting to think this is all planned but I'm really not convinced. I don't think even the big banks can actually absorb this.

>>57475035
The big issue is that while QE """worked""" the side effects was turning the financial sector into a house of glass cards

>>57475045
Not only that but it effectively gave many market participants an economic mandate to destroy production (there's no real consequence for bad loans -> banks lend to PE owned companies -> PE firms abuse this by laundering loans through bankrupt companies.)

So how will it end? Do they bail them out again? Or will they wait until tax revenue really starts to fail (and then will they do yield curve control?)

Do you know of any publicly traded companies working on finding a cure for baldness?

/VX market maker pigs bros....

>>57475073
Missed the obesity bubble?

>>57475076
HOGS HOGS HOGS

Any tips for storing my live cattle cheaply?
I'm doing an arbitrage trade

big freezer

>>57475093
>The jew fears the indoor cattle farmer

>>57475099

>>57475076
Is Pallidum going out of business?

>>57475076
I'm in love with the Cocoa

>>57475045
into first of the monthers. Check drawwing subhuman filth.

>>57475076
what caused this?

>>57475105
Ya

I'm nervous. is the market going to open today?

>>57475064
Well QE (i.e. going to "free debt" with the fed pushing rates to 0% and real rates negative) can only be done once. It requires that you never fuck up and have to raise rates (like us printing 25% during covid) because then you rape the financial and bond markets.

And you can't do a second round of QE by going to zero again. You have to go below zero to negative rates which as we've seen multiple times just absolutely destroys your economy

>>57475076
LOWER ETHANOL, I NEED TO GET DRUNK AGAIn

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT

>>57475131
on the dot i tell ya fokin wut

GO! GO! GO!

>>57475131
Damn I wasn't ready.

>>57475114
The /VX being down?

well the FOMC is done and yesterday's sell off has flatted so hedgers are closing their long volatility positions

does anyone have a way to rank stocks by 30days price evolution % ? I've been looking for something like this but cannot find anything

>>57475131
>He banged, for free

>up 50 points already
Holy shit this market is schizo lol

>>57475131
Absolutely based

go next
>>57472100
>>57472100
>>57472100

>>57475131
>30:00

>>57475131
sick

>>57475157
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

dunno bros
thinking this dip is the one you dont slurp

>>57475116
>>57475116
>>57475116
>>57475116

>>57475131
very nice

Holy shit TSM. Imagine if Warren didn't fall for the china fear mongering. Dude bought at $65 and sold at $80 but now it's $113

>>57475157
wtf is with all the skeksis on this board of late?
those things gave me nightmares as a kid.

Dump in 1 hour 19 minutes.

>>57475207
you make me want to start skeksisposting too

NTDOY IS ON FUCKIN FIRE

>>57472100
When will the TSLA stop?

>>57475137
>>57475144
>>57475148
>>57475157
>>57475163
>>57475164
>>57475177

>looked for anime stocks in 2022
>didn't buy any
>Toei has since doubled
>IG Port has 3x'ed

>>57475207
Dunno man, this is the first time I've posted one in a while

it's dead jim

>>57472100
Tupperware anon, I’d like to have a word with you.