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I can't smell it over the foul odor of ICP and chainlink

>>57472395
You are wise to study the ways of the sword. A sword can easily cut a turd thrown at you in half. But it can't stop the stink, just remember that.

>>57472377
Brutal.

>>57472436
A turd cut in half would just hit you twice as hard though?

>>57473881
Each half would hit you with less force than if it was just one piece, since they weigh less. The turd mass is lowered and the turd velocity would also be lower due to friction with the blade. Also if you cut the turd correctly the pieces should fly around you, with you in the middle, like when you cut a bullet and the bullet halves pass by your sides. Cutting a turd though makes it smellier as the turd-molecules get excited by the slicing and release extra smell. But if your movements are fast enough you won't notice the smell.

>>57474054
making a lot of assumptions about the size, weight and consistency of the turd aren't you?

slicing the turd may instead cause it to splatter into hundreds of micro-turdlets which would then potentially splatter all over you, possibly on your lips and mouth too.

picrel would be a wiser manoeuvre vs slicing imo.