/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57457123
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Total hedgies death

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf

>Unfuddable
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
'MOASS' is a matter of time

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

Last time on /GME/: >>57444103

As always:
>sneed Hedgies

kek three years after the ATH baggies

Posting in real bread

>>57457222
Damn, that's a pretty good looking buy...

Are you guys thinking what I am thinking?

>>57457305
Good baggie! Buy more! Your jew master Cohen needs you more than ever. Buy harder

>>57457222
I wouldn’t be upset if I went to the grocery store and saw prices at a 3 year low why do you think a low price is effective fud when it’s known to be manipulated. A GameStop share is a GameStop share and I’m happy to be able to accumulate more at these prices.

>>57457368
YES BAGGIE, GOOD! Please buy more!!! The sqoozely-sqooze is two weeks away

The channel gets tighter.

>>57457337
Will do!

>>57457337
>>57457390
I’ll buy more because I want to buy more. Are you trying to imply Ryan Cohen needs biz anons to bail out his bags? Considering his lack of compensation for the position I think the ceo of GameStop might have some better strategies in mind for raising the price of the shares he bought.

>>57457123
Based bake, thx for the bake, I was playing society game with my tight tummy girl, I could not bake at this time

>>57457597
Ryan does it for free because he is the king of baggies, and he has the soul of a jannie (0.00 dollarinos)

>>57457633
A ceo that works for free and buys his own stake is a bad thing?

>>57457702
No it's great, just trust the plan! Where did the super duper December swap go btw??

>>57457601
Np. I’d bake more often if I wasn’t too lazy to make some good thumbnails.
>>57457702
Yes if you took on an unreasonable amount of risk betting on GameStop dying.
>>57457763
A better question would be why did swap data need to start being hidden from the public around the time of the sneeze? The weird December swap was probably a bug considering how much you like to spam it as cope.

>>57457875
ummm did you forget every baggie was cheering for that piece of shit until it came about and nothing happened - as usual? You're the one coping trying to ignore it looool also you retards still cannot give a coherent answer as to how swaps do fuck all with short exposure lmao literally just cope. Baggies have br*wn souls

Do you think ryan is actually doing anything?

>>57458107
He's just a billionaire investor who spends his time working for free. He has no plans or machinations other than selling Funkypops.
Nope. Absolutely nothing weird or fishy going on here. If I were you, I would sell your shares and go buy some index funds.

>>57457934
Fucking Kek you arent even allowed to say brown? Why do you all write like you have HR managers?
Let’s brainstorm what securities you think cohen is going to buy with GameStop’s cash. I’m predicting another “do it I fucking dare you” like he did with those otm bbby calls. Basically he buys far OTM calls of whatever stock he determines to be used against gme now. Hedge funds pump it to meet collateral requirements so they can continue to suppress gme, except this time the company profits. Fucking diabolical when you think about it.
I’m thinking it’s gonna be TSLA after Kenny couldn’t shut up about it today

>>57457875
I'm a baggie and I don't have a soul. This gay fucking society raped it to death and fuck this jew Cohen. I have 7 shares that I bought at the ATH and I'm not planning on selling but I'm not buying more of this garbage either. I wish I never knew about this gay shit till a month ago, now I'm just seething in silence until this dogshit hopefully moons.

>>57458178
Did you buy more today? Please tell me you did

>>57458201
No. But I sold a lot of puts

this angers the baggot
>captcha KP0W

>>57457337
>he sucks the wallstreet cock agenda

sad to see, but more hilarious desu

>>57458345
Hah stupid idiots lost all of their money!

>>57458183
Least insane baggie

>>57458201
Hello!? I answered your question. Where is my (you) which I’m owed? You have failed to deliver

>>57458345
baggots will unironically look at this chart and say it's a bull flag

>>57458345
Is flatfag still posting?

uh oh

>>57458828
>no intentional spreading of misinformation
>reddit

Everything in this bitch of a world is going up in price... except GME

I thought you GMEtards went extinct.

>>57458841
>>57458854

>>57458178
>Why do you all write like you have HR managers?
Because they do. They're kept on a very tight leash. Glowniggers literally have to undergo regular "De-radicalization" training to unfix them back into subservient dogs after spending too much time here.

Anyone here holding BBBY? No? Oh that's right of course, there's no such thing as BBBY shares HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>57459064
>thanks ryan

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57459125
Ryan goes to church?

Based logo thread
Toothless nafo trannies are in shambles
Love you cyberhedge bro

Once this MOTHERFUCKING GIGASWAP pops hedgies are gonna fucking rope
WAGMI bros

>>57459289
woah! is that real?

>>57458345
It looks like it is ready to pop

>>57459337
As real as MOASS
WAGMI so hard bros

>>57459337
Price falling in the AH

>>57458345
Literally looks like it will send to Valhalla at any moment. Lol.

>>57458345
Can someone compare to volkswagen squeeze chart again pls

>>57457222
Oof, I don't know if we're coming back for you anon, you better average down
>t averaged down to upper 20s, one more pump and I'm selling 90% of my stack and forgetting this farce

Does anyone have the meme of the hedgie looking down at the window in despair saying "I don't know, just... short some more. Idon't know"

I thought ss would’ve turned on Cohen by now. But I’m afraid what is happening is much worse, the cult is simply selling as the sub and stock fades into the obscurity of single digits

>>57459873
Anybody who has any criticism of cohen is banned/downvoted into oblivion. It's a literal cult.

Gamestop needs to close all stores and rebrand as an auto parts store or a car rental place

>>57457123
What do you guys think about this:
>>57459686
>>57459686
>>57459686

>>57459873
>>57459890
Top men. TOP men

>>57459981
Call it GameStop Garage. Start making filter and oil instead of bullshit

>>57459982
I think that cow beef hamburgers with cheese on them are fucking delicious. That’s what I think

>>57459988
>>57459999
You got my digits somehow

Imagine if $1 billion dollars was invested in auto parts and cool things that people need instead of an NFT marketplace? We’d be on pace to take on amazon in 10 years. Right now we are at square one because we lost all of that money and momentum

MOASS happened 3 years ago and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.

Did they say when PLAYR will launch? Q4 earnings call?

>>57459999
checked, but i like tendies the most

>>57460076
To take on steam, twich and netflix. It will be fully integrated so you can watch shows while you game with your friends in the metaverse. Just like player one. Upload your jpegs to the web and watch them come to life. Anything is possible in the oasis only on PLAYR

Ryan lives in a sci fi fantasy world where china is good and capitalism works and doesn’t turn into woke communism anyway. He needs to wake up and learn how the real world works fast. Also he is gay and fat

>>57460109
I know, sounds bullish as fuck. When is it releasing?
Would be great to use my GMErica NFTs to get some bonuses there

>>57460129
Ryan wants to turn children into nerds who hang out online with pedophiles and have zero real life skills outside of seducing pedophiles and turn them into streamers that eventually become pedos.

We've all had our dreams crushed and our vigor drained while waiting for this to happen such that now no amount of money will ever fill the void where our passion used to be, right?

>>57460150
You’d have to be stupid to think anything will happen now. We all lived in a fake world for a while and now we can grow up and invest in boring things like ourselves because no jew was ever going to come save us.

This thread currently feels like 1 guy ID hopping and jerking himself off

>>57460191
It’s gotta be CLINT

Gamestop could sell bicycles and skateboards. Vinyl or and memorabilia. Musical instruments. They could have been a pawnshop buying silver and gold.

Gamestop should sell home security systems and heating appliances. Canes for blind people and mobility scooters. Filipino snacks. Weren’t they putting coke and monster in peoples online orders? Also selling candy. That was random

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>>57459998
>>57460004
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>>57460109
>>57460127
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>>57460174
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>>57460223
Are you ok

>>57460252
Not really. This investment wasn’t a good idea. They really can’t dig themselves out or do anything to turn this store around

Through the Fire and Flames Theory:
>Song begins with the line: "On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light"
>The sneeze happened on a cold winter morning back in Jan 2021
>"We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days"
>1000 days after Jan 29, 2021 is Oct 26, 2023
>Coincidentally the VW squeeze peaked on Oct 28, 2008
>Fall market crash will lead to MOASS just like it did 15 years ago
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

>>57460274
The Shmitta got postponed until 2025. Once this baby blows there will be no stopping it

Ryan was on drugs just like Hitler. He has no idea what he is doing. He will ledge before any hedgies

It's official. I have talked to every girl on campus.

After several months of degenerate cold approaching women. Going to several women clubs around campus. Trying to chat up girls every single day, even in class. Meeting women at sorority parties. Talking to grad students and professors during office hours. I have officially talked to every girl on campus. The feeling of knowing every single woman on campus is something none of you could ever experience in 1000 lifetimes.

You may know me as that one weird kid who just went up to you one day and tried to start a conversation and failed miserably. Not a single girl passes me who I do not know the name of. That one's Kate. That one's Ana. That one has two names I forget which. But it does not matter.

I have built a rock-solid foundation of communication skills from asking how the weather is to what's your favorite type of ice cream. Every girl that enters my field of vision trembles in fear. They have only level 68 communication skills WHILE I have LEVEL 69!!

After all this work, I still have yet to go on a date. But that won't stop me. Every girl on this campus had better watch out because I'm fucking leveling up. They won't be able to give me a bullshit excuse like "im busy" anymore. I've ascended to an attractive gigachad. Here I come, women.

Kek dead daddies
Kek dead doggies
Tick tock babies

Gamestop should sell WWII memorabilia. Roman coins and rare bibles

>>57460381
kek dead hedgies

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57460339
Ah sorry to hear that fren. Just try being yourself!

>>57460414
stfu bvttfag

>>57459999
Checked and kek'd

>>57460426
I resent the accusation.

>>57459635
That’s not my stack, retard. Some bagnigger posted his and I saved it kek. You think I’d touch this shit AFTER it went up over 18,000% from low to high in 2020/2021????

>>57460205
I unironically want Cohen to use the billion for investing and shut down all other operations.

>>57458345
Idk I kind of like it, interested to see if they're able to get the price back to $3

>>57460476
They will just tank whatever he's invested in. Look at IEP.

Has anyone tried emailing the SEC to tell them there is illegal naked short selling? Maybe they don’t know

>>57460565
Go back to your containment thread. He is going to invest in whatever the shorts are long in to pinch them. When they pump their longs to get collateral to keep the GME shorts open, the GameStop
Coffers fill even further. The shorts knew this was over as soon as Cohen became CEO and the board approved investing in securities (real securities not your bbby fantasies). It doesn’t shock me at all that a “bbby investor” tries to demoralize GameStop holders for the huge news that the CEO is cleared to invest. It’s almost like the bbby pushers were the shills all along…

Tesla is a fake stock that should be worth $4. Ryan needs to use the $1 billion to short Tesla asap. When Tesla and other valued stocks crash, we might moass. This is my wrinkle dd

>>57460699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3k_lcGm9g
Does someone remember was GME price when this shill video came out?

>>57457123
>spam the catalog 24/7 for a dead stock that’s lost 95% of its value
>all for your bot posts
This is why the whole board hates you redditors.

>>57459988
Kys faggot I have way more invested in gme than you broke bitch
That being said : fuck Ryan Cohen

>>57460777
>>all for your bot posts
cool it with the antisemitism

>>57457123
Finally. A real Gamestop thread.

Jesus Christ that guy beheaded his dad and declared himself president

MOASS tomorrow

>>57461492
They used to post about dead dads alot. Maybe this is what they meant.

>>57460718
>lauds cohen as a genius investor that will save the gamebaggots
>condems bathniggers for investing in bedbag

>>57460274
Posting old hopium is literally their most effective fud. Not even joking

>>57462040
I like it when they get angry

also forget gamestop, but dont forget this memecoin

GME moass tomorrow because some dood beheaded some shits
Also booooota

>My Keyboard?
My paintbrush
>This board?
My canvas
>My inspiration?
The Ganges river
>My struggle?
Indian poverty
>My art?
PeePee PooPoo kek Baggie seethe

Thank you sers

>he actually bought FUCKING GAMESTOP stocks cause reddit told him to
lmao

>>57457337
i am completely new to /biz/ having a gme general
so is the general consesnus still a long term hold?
this gme shit seems old and forgotten now i thought

>>57458740
when did most baggies itt even buy their bags?

>>57460150
Nah, around 11 mill or so would fix it up good as new. Hope is notoriously difficult to quash. It's like gasoline. Even a tiny spark is enough to ignite it. All it would take to restore even the most blackpilled anon's faith in humanity is enough money to neet through life comfortably and a trip to burger king.

>>57462367
The average GME holder is at $35-42 a share.

>>57462781
My DRS average is $17.x, my broker average is lower.

>>57462843
Congratulations. Try looking up what the word average means.

>>57462856
The average GME holder has kept buying as well as I have. You're using old data.

>>57462869
The stock volume is 20% of what it was a year ago. Gonna go out on a little limb and say my data is correct.

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.
Digits in ID edition

>>57462887
You'd be wrong. Retail buys have dick all to do with reported volume unless you think retail buyers have been dropping minimum $50 million a week on this stock for three yeaes.

>>57463102
So you have no impact over the price. Because DRS isn't do fuck all.

This you?

Dear fellow investors,

I am writing to you with a humble and urgent request: please buy more Gamestop stock. You may have heard that the price of GME has plummeted in the past few days, due to the nefarious actions of the Wall Street elites and their cronies in the media. They are trying to destroy our dreams of becoming rich and free by manipulating the market and spreading lies.

But we cannot let them win. We must hold the line and keep buying GME, no matter what. This is not just about money, this is about justice. This is about sticking it to the man and showing them that we, the people, have the power. This is about making history and creating a better future for ourselves and our children.

And this is also about saving me from becoming homeless. You see, I invested my life savings, my mortgage, my kids' college fund, and my grandma's pension into GME. I was so confident that it would go to the moon, that I even took out a second mortgage and maxed out my credit cards. I was sure that I would be able to pay them all back and more, once GME reached $1000 per share.

But now, I am in deep trouble. My wife has left me, my kids hate me, my grandma is suing me, and my creditors are threatening to take everything I own. I have no money, no job, no prospects, and no hope. The only thing that can save me is GME.

So please, I beg you, buy more GME. Do it for the cause, do it for the glory, do it for the memes. But most importantly, do it for me. I am counting on you.

Sincerely,
A desperate GME holder

>>57460076
I thought they were getting out of crypto

they are still assmad aobut RRP
Tuesday RRP: 577.755B, 78P = 7.407B per
>https://youtu.be/FID30ofxmvw?t=55 [Embed]
ruh roh.
RRP wed.
high or low, bet.

>>57463914
What does it mean though and how does it relate to GME?

>>57463987
I hope some unhinged redditoid rapes this chubby faggot manlet to death

>>57464052
That sounds like anti-wasp hate speech.
The authorities have been informed as to your location and are closing in on you as we speak. You can assist the federal agents by placing your palms on your bedroom wall and keeping your legs apart.

>>57464052
>unhinged redditor
He’s paid KING KAIS off already, real cash too not just a bike

>57464052
I only hold assets that inspire this irrational level of seethe.

They must’ve forgotten what thread they were in.

Kek hedgies bake got jannied

>>57463914
This is really bad. We need to be DRSing more shares or else the RRP will continue plummeting.

>>57459999
Checked

>57464327

>>57459999
How is this not getting checked to hugh heaven?

>>57463276
Ok, thanks Sanjay.
Good luck with being homeless.

Personally, I'm comfy as fuck and cool as hell so that's nice.

>>57464304
Dumbfucks let their slide bake fall of the board again

>NO DAD I CANT PAY MY STUDENT DEBT I USED THAT MONEY TO BUY BRAINSTOP YOU HEDGIE SH-ACK!

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57464405
>paint GME holders as fed un-headers

>>57463987
It doesn’t. It’s just something for retards to post about daily that they can edge to. It’s funny how the narrative to higher =good news but now lower = good news

>>57459999
>Holy Checked.

>>57460473
>Seething over your stack...
Lol. Lmao even

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Stupid fucking retard $14 dead thread baggies lmao

>>57462597
For me, it's the Chicken Club.

>>57459999
checked. and what do you think about mayo as a condiment?

wtf jannies nuking genuine threads on the daily now? they're reaching desperation levels that shouldn't be possible

good morning frens
reminder this angers and confuses the bagger

>>57464945
This doesn’t anger or confuse me at all. It excites me.

crash incoming

Peter Zeihan put out another Evergrande video, six more weeks of doomping.

>>57459999
Oh yeah, now we're talkin'.

>SPY at ATH
>GME over 90% from ATH

At this share price, GME has a market cap of 4.444B, just thought you should know that.

GLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
AND THE SUPERSTARS SUCKED INTO THE SUPERMASSIVE
GLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
AND THE SUPERSTARS SUCKED INTO THE SUPERMASSIVE

Kek shills

>>57465267
Let’s see Ken griffins digits.

>>57464852
tranitor iced me a whole 24 hours later for "announcing a sage" when I had it in all fields, the comment had an image of the slide baker being an intern bitch mid-thread - and I got hit after I filed a feedback report pointing out that a janitor deleted aile's bake the day before while leaving this thread up that whole night. Not a fan of this faggot baker larping with the French faggot earlier either >>57457875

>>57465757
you know what to do now, anon

>>57465483
Do you think Kenny received any mail from Deer-anon? I'd like to think so kek.

Quick q. Why doesn't Ryan do something? Is he scared, or does he just not care?

>Green/neutral on a red day
Feels good. But also fuck optionsfag.

You feel that?

>>57466203
I feel it in my PLUMBS

inb4 shill

>>57466290
shill

Uh guys, I just realized the three year anniversary of the sneeze was a few days ago..... do you think we'll get moass soon?

>>57466304
2 more years

>>57466203
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_-7OXophY

>>57465972
zoom out

>57466290
>Analysts say
>Experts say
>According to people familiar with the matter
Yeah, I'm just gonna go with Sneed.

>57466290
>analyst
>source: peepee poopoo

>57466290
>anal itch predicts

>57466290
Kek. Sneed.

>>57465939
I don't know if I have the strength to do it
>>57466290
>$6
>$24 pre-split
3 years later and fudniggers are moving goalposts from back to $20 fast to back to $24 fast after a 50% drop in rrp

h-hey shillies. best get on the horn, damage control meting in 30.
get ready to t0ongue my anus, niggerfaggots.

I've been refraining from gluten for close to eleven years now for the health benefits. But post MOASS I'm going to eat a doughnut wrapped in a pizza. We're gonna WAGMI so hard it's cooking unreal.

Sure is quiet in here.

>>57465757
You come off a little more than desperate. Who is your audience exactly for this comment?

Is it happening?

>>57466673
It happened just now. Didn't you feel it?

>>57466723
bro don't do this to me holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>57466727
We're all gonna WAGMI so hard it's unreal!
But only the battle hardened will make it

>>57466753
gonna need an @ for Chadshill bro

>>57457123
Wagmi, shorts covered but didn't close. Where did Ken Griffin fly to today?

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>57466777
Cheeeeeecked.
> Where did Ken Griffin fly to today?
Straight to hell.

>>57466777
>>57466807
Kenny has gone to beg Satan for more time

>>57466593
the guy I responded too you fuckin retard

>>57466819
We know we've reached the endgame when Kenny must beg from The Almighty Loaf.

We have flipped the s&p on no news on a Wednesday. WAGMI so hard

This powder keg is ready to blow. A few pieces need to fall in place and we get a domino effect of crashes that lead to moass. It’s literally happening this year

>>57467072
>It’s literally happening this year
hey that's what you said in 2021 bro

I highly doubt TPTB will allow Biden to be the holder of the stinkiest bags in history. If Trump wins, then yeah, it's a wrap lmao.

Ahem


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57467269
stfu bro we literally flipped the S&P on no news
need proof? see >>57467036
thanks

>>57462597
I'm gonna give the cashier a $20 tip and pay for 3 burgers. Make them make me a "kfc double down" with a whopper patty, bacon, and 3x cheese.

>>57460150
I just want the feeling of watching my networth go from $150 a share to $338 a share in the span of an hour or so. Fuck these last two years of slow decline

nigger

>>57467493
Anon, I…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA DEAD BAGGIE STORAGE GENERAL

>>57467555
But you silly shillies still can't leave. I think you're the ones on ice here.

>>57466867
>responded too
Calls me a retard. The irony is not lost on me

>>57466777
hnnnnnnng. wagmi so hard its unreal.
see the facebook fuckery with congress? seems popcorn worthy.
>>57467555
checked, also happy three (3) years of GME not going to zero (null)
also, your late. now kek my bags.
have a coffee, on me.

Weeeeeeeee!

how much longer? give me 10k a share and I'm out, set for life.

lmao wtfwt

Go ahead and say nigger out loud, just to see how it feels.

>>57467806
would you settle for one last pump to $20 before we're settled down to $4-$5?

>>57467960
Yes but I'm still not selling.

>>57467960
LOL. This thing is going up to $25 to crab before it goes to $11 again.
I also hope it does go back down to $11 because I am looking to complete another tranche of GME shares to get DRSed and the cheaper I get that acquired the more money I can focus on other things.
Once the BBBY CH11 bankruptcy unfolds we may very well see the M&A that blows this whole fake and gay market out.
We're comically close. So anyone thinking about selling covered calls or something something retarded better sit tight for the next few weeks. Because we will be entering some volatile times here soon.
>cue shilly seething.

Feels especially clowny today

>>57468048
>>57467976
didn't read
enjoy the extremely long and slow crab down to 4

>>57468117
I bet you like it long and slow

>>57468198
these keks?
yes

I’ve never been comfier.

>that dump
KEK
BAGGIES

>>57468356
>bottom falls out of entire markets representing billions lost across all blue chip stocks
I know, I’ll go harass some people invested in an obscure video game store which isn’t even in the S&P 500
Rimjab, thank you for the constant reassurance that my investment is much more important to your boss than you mean to let on.

>>57468384
hey bro no need to worry, please refer to >>57467036
thanks

>>57468384
Stop feeding attention seeking larping faggots.

>>57468456
hey bro no need to worry, please refer to >>57467036
thanks

bro

>Four news articles telling me to FORGET GAMESTOP while also reporting about GME scamcoin
For what purpose?

Why did spy dump 1.5 % in the last hour?

>>57468678
i done been saying we got these screachers by the balls and i got my combat boots laced for stomping

>>57468751
J pow

>>57468800
What sorcery did he do today?

>Market red
>HKD +7% on the day
Chicanery

>>57469002
think of all the stocks they've McFucking pumped

>>57469002
Anyone else holding some? I have 100, just incase

WHEN

WILL

THE

DECEMBER

SWAP

SETTLE??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57468892
he came out of the sewer and saw his own shadow so there will be 6 more weeks of usury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRTBRV2_S5Q

Anyone holding GME here or nah?

>>57469063
when indeed. when do the chickens have to come home to roost?
or is it just going to be an eternal "melt-up" aka having the cake and eating three?

>>57467778
QRD on Facebook?

>>57469063
It’s already settled bro

Kek my bags daddy. You don't have to be gentle.

>>57469494
>we are mega big company beep boop we can not be responsible for our users actions and throughts boop beep
>NANI? what do you mean you have that memo saying we knew everything right down to having engineers warn us EXACTLY what is happening was gonna happen...
>were sorry. we're really really sorry for what we have done beep boop
>*licks eyeball*

Is it happening? Is the market going to start its downtrend now?

How many more times are they going to let the market rollercoaster because of fake rate cut speculation?
>"we might cut rates"
>market go up
>"jk nevermind"
>market go down
>"but what if we actually cut rates?"
>market go up
>"PSYCH NOT THIS TIME"
>market go down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSqr-NM7hqI
Fuck black people
Fuck white people
Fuck hispanic people
Fuck all you motherfuckers

RC is going to make some smart investments when the time comes

>>57469733
who's they

>>57469733
It’s kind of like earnings for a company. Sometimes good sometimes bad. Sometimes good numbers but bad future expectations. Etc.
they meet pretty regularly and are always talking about expectations for the economy, and what they’re going to do with rates. That is always going to generate a market reaction

>>57469809
Could he theoretically buy all the BBBYQ stock?

>>57466819
>Please I'll sell you my soul for more time!
>Ken you have already sold me your soul
>But I have another one I can give you!
>Is that so? Where
>Well I don't have it with me right this moment, but I can reasonably locate a soul at anytime. See? Larry Fink has one right now!
>Ken I loaned your soul to Larry Fink so he could use it as collaterol for his deal with beelzebub. That's your soul, which I already own.
>Well, if you own my soul, can I borrow it?
>For what?
>I'd like to use it as a locate for the soul I owe you. I'll pay you in souls each month I keep it borrowed.
>Interesting, and where exactly are you going to get these souls to pay me?
>Well I don't have them at the moment, but I can reasonably locate a soul at anytime. Look, Larry Fink has a soul right now!

>>57469809
couldn't he be getting on with it now? buy some bitcoin on the next run up, cash out, slap it on some NVIDIA weeklies.

>>57469860
>if you don't get baptized and register your soul, some demon worshipping hedgie can be using it as a locate for souls sold short to the devil
damn

>>57469826
I got 11 dollas, best I can do.

Last month we had the largest end of month bump since this all started and this month we had possibly the smallest. Something is happening.

>>57470349
SHTF March 11th

>>57470379
wrong.
SHTF on exactly valentines day

>>57470349
Last month was also EOY for anyone using calendar fiscal years so that was possibly related.

Kek stupid dumbfuck hedgies

be nice if I didn't yeet $7k into GME last week and the price slowly crabs downwards, still a good entry price before q4 earnings, my 1756 shares a going to WAGMI. Just I would like to see some results Cohen. Ryan? Are you listening Ryan? I am a shareholder who would like to be delighted Ryan. Hello? Is this thing on? Ryan? Are you there?

>no further guidance

I can see this baby going to $100 before 2027 no doubt.

>>57470633
Easily and $400 by 2030. Trust the plan. The work is done

>>57470633
Easily $1500 by 2110, just hodl on a little longer

>>57467778
I recognize this image

>>57470391
Why 2/14?

>nobody tell him

The GME baggie who beheaded his dad will never see MOASS now.

>>57470970
Obviously it was a hedge worshipper committing blood libel for good goy points. I'm a better goy than him though...

>>57470379
The application period for the loans ends on the 11th, not the loans themselves. They are 1 year loans so expect to wait at least a year for this "happening" to have an impact.

>>57470933

>>57470970
>>57471020
Clearly he was a fail-safe sleeper agent designed to take out his fed dad who knew too much

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>57471050
Unless of course they've been pissing all these loans into covering uncloseable short positions and once the flow of new money stops they are immediately bankrupt.

>>57471157
How is it that plebbitors can be the brightest hope and the absolute worst fud simultaneously. Is this how they feel about us, where they are both disgusted by us and brought to tears of laughter by our memes? Even the brightest minds as Citadel HQ couldn't come up with the kind of weapon-grade cringe these "people" produce. Now I understand why Ryan felt the need to tweet about "dead jews" on Christmas to rile these people up kek.

>>57468384
Zoom out
Get shit on rodent

>>57471222
checked. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

>>57471222
They generate hope because they're usually cringe. It shows even those mud brained retards are willing to look a multi trillion dollar industry in the eye and tell them to suck a dick when they know they've got a winning hand.

They mostly view 4chan as R'lyeh, a terrible and incomprehensible domain of ancient beings of great power (which by WWW standards isn't all that far off, 4chan started a mere 15 years after the creation of HTTP), which sometimes shifts and dispenses wisdom or changes the world.

>>57471222
Checked, just what the fuck is wrong with these Torah tunnelers?

>>57470933
if you squint 2 kinda looks like a 7

I've had 3 jobs and five pay rises since Jan 21. Get me into Gamestop I will turn that ship around.

>>57471262
>Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
That it is.
>>57471267
>They generate hope because they're usually cringe. It shows even those mud brained retards are willing to look a multi trillion dollar industry in the eye and tell them to suck a dick when they know they've got a winning hand.
They've come a long way since the days of r/KotakuInAction, they grew up so fast.
>They mostly view 4chan as R'lyeh, a terrible and incomprehensible domain of ancient beings of great power (which by WWW standards isn't all that far off, 4chan started a mere 15 years after the creation of HTTP)
Sometimes a take a step back and just relish how thankful I am for having discovered this place damn near a decade ago. I don't know what it is exactly, but it takes a certain character trait/ quirk / flaw to be drawn to this place, that "splinter" in the mind that won't go away.
>which sometimes shifts and dispenses wisdom or changes the world.
You think that reddit had a hard time understanding us? Check out how hard it is for people who get paid to figure us out:
https://crestresearch.ac.uk/comment/k-and-the-visual-culture-of-weapons-boards/
You've got think tanks and research forms that browse these forums daily, hanging on our every meme and word, trying to decipher our culture. There are people who are legitimately convinced that there's a cabal of alt-righters, communicating covertly, to plot a revolt against the liberal world order. Allegedly, we communicate our SuPeR SeKrIt PlAnS through unorthodox means, like OK signs, specific racial slurs (i.e. nigger), and of course, the many rare pepe memes (all of which are implanted in the sub-level cryptographic pixel files containing the black box coordinates of our Akashic Record). But WE are the conspiracy theorists!?

Lol. Lmao. Kek think-tankies.
P.S. there's a hidden message within this rare pepe as well that you think-tank wagies might find of great interest. Let me know when you see it :^)

Lol. Lmao

>>57471504
>P.S. there's a hidden message within this rare pepe as well that you think-tank wagies might find of great interest. Let me know when you see it :^)
Just found it. LOL. Nice. ;)
Anyway, what's the RRP for today?

>>57471065
Gotta love it.

>>57471602
back up to 615.379, 82p

>>57471654
booring

What caused the end day market dump?

>>57457123
was away the day GME drop, how many X's I lost frens? I'd enter at 20min mark as any coing I do normally.

>>57471701
End of month pump. Notably lower than usual.

>>57471701
I'm assuming the FED announcing they're not cutting rates yet again

>>57471654
When MOASS?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1aftct8/bank_halts_are_back_there_were_two_regional_banks/

>>57471803
Hopefully soon, fren

>>57471065
>>57471610
Ah yes, the anniversary of the Firebombing of Dresden. Always a cheerful occasion. Feels good knowing the grandchildren of the parasites, who financed the bombings, got their nuts caught in an ever-tightening vise. All because they couldn't keep their dick out of the cookie jar. Many such cases!

>>57471504
topkek I'm saving this image, I smell meme potential

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>74.13% volume court.
>66.92% hors echange.

Sweet dreams frens
And horrible nightmares to all hedgies

Insider here. We're about to pump Tesla like there's no tomorrow. I suggest leaps 3-6 months out. First one is free. Ciao.

>>57472074
got it, buying puts

>>57472074
>insider trading
that means it's a trap and tesla will doomp hard.

>>57471891
It's amazing, it really is. These are the top men in charge of analyzing us. A beautiful thing really.

>>57471891
Oh, and I sense a Chobani edit coming for /biz/. Don't look TOO deep into it now think-tankies!

Need some hopium.

>Calichads can now order ammo door to door
There goes several hundred future GME purchases.

Comfortably threaded
>>57472272
>>57472272

>>57471504
>there's a hidden message within this rare pepe as well that you think-tank wagies might find of great interest. Let me know when you see it :^)

not thinktankie, but give me a hint. Im no good at abtract thinking

>>57472290
fuck off stinky frogposter

>>57472290
>291 posts
>the dark one comesmggmepmgluncxrpbbyq.png
>>57348516
>>57266745
>>57176185
>>57145056
>>56885068
>>56845619
>>56818731
>>56804457
>>56770988
>>56753198
>>56717526
No

>>57466290
100 years to 0. i can live at least 80 of those. maybe less if i do something to change the course of this shitty time line. i got the names. i just need the gear.

>>57472296
Ok, here's the hint.
>Riddle me this. What happens when you sell a soul that you don't own?
Verification not required.

>>57472290
Fuck off frenchie

Baking a real one bros
>>57472431
>>57472431
>>57472431

>They bake a faker bake in response to a fake bake
Y u do dis?

>>57472451
>using the frog's OP text
GOOD JOB RETARD

>>57472462
They keep doing that thing that gives them away.

>57472290
>57472451
gay spamfag threads
>>57472461
>>57472462
they're both the same spamfag

>>57472478
that one thing they'll never figure out

>>57472691
They're actually pretty close to blending in perfect. They honestly do a good job at shilling, I gotta give them credit where it's due. But that's all they'll be. Good. Never great. Close. But no cigar. Might as well be oceans away from their goal desu. I'm sure they'll figure out what they're missing eventually.

>>57472720
they keep forgetting they're here as long as I am.

lel one down

Are they forced to use the brigading filename or just that inept

>>57473342
Judging by the cringy typos in the frogposter's OP I think this is organic farm-raised retardation.

>>57471504
>Allegedly, we communicate our SuPeR SeKrIt PlAnS through unorthodox means, like OK signs, specific racial slurs (i.e. nigger), and of course, the many rare pepe memes (all of which are implanted in the sub-level cryptographic pixel files containing the black box coordinates of our Akashic Record). But WE are the conspiracy theorists!?
The alternative is them admitting that all of our memes and shitposts actually do reflect underlying reality and that they are history's greatest monsters, so I can understand why they spin hamster wheels instead.

can i have my money back please?

>>57475091
no, Ken

This was always an 8 year plan.