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Fed Press Conference Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous: >>57464114

>> No.57465659

first for stinky anal sex

>> No.57465665
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57465665

>He baked for free in order to fight inflation
tyfys

>> No.57465666
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57465666

>flirtationship with coworker
>I'm not her type
How do I financially recover from this?

>> No.57465668

will the fed shock the world today
or will they continue the same lukewarm kike rhetoric for another time

>> No.57465674

Reminder that stocks cannot go down when inflation is 10-20% anually

Buy stocks because your money is becoming worthless fast!!!

>> No.57465675
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57465675

Is this so-called "bull market" in the room with us right now?

>> No.57465676

I think this year will be a good time to position into nickel, lithium and maybe potash producers. They're all in oversupply right now.

>> No.57465677

>>57465668
no matter what they choose, we will blame the kikes

>> No.57465680

Is there a good reason not to have my credit card auto withdraw from my brokerage account? I don't want to transfer stuff to my bank account first.

>> No.57465682

>>57465666
retard

>> No.57465683
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>>57465666
>flirtationship with coworker
Just fill her job opening. What's so difficult about that?

>> No.57465685

>>57465675
wonder what its like to have huge fake tits and just walk around with them out all day and be a completely useless drain on society

>> No.57465686

>>57465675
we're near ATHs

>> No.57465689

Should I close out my AMD calls or let them ride? Down 60%. They are $175 2/16 exp

>> No.57465695

>>57465674
>Believing in a magic printer lmao

>> No.57465696
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57465696

how could the government let this happen

>> No.57465700

>>57465685
based and seething incel pilled

>> No.57465701

>>57465674
Nah we are entering deflation, where stocks go down and your cash gains more purchasing power.

>> No.57465702

>>57465675
booba market

>> No.57465704
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57465704

>Jerome Powell
>markets red across the board
what did they mean by this?

>> No.57465706

>>57465669
On occasion, I like a frapachinno. Sorry(not sorry).

>> No.57465709
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57465709

>>57465696

>> No.57465711

I bought 6.50 UVXY puts yesterday L0L

>> No.57465719

>mfw my portfolio right now
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706718350689040.webm

>> No.57465724

>only up 0.40%
Hate crab days where half my portfolio does well and the other half does shit.

>> No.57465728

>>57465700
oh just you wait
when my investments pay off im getting fake tit and nut implants and im gonna walk around with both out all day
women wont be able to compete

>> No.57465730
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57465730

I talked to a girl in my uni today, bros.

>> No.57465729

Got my Filipina gfs mother pregnant

>> No.57465734

>>57465666
Invest in rope

>> No.57465737
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>>57465729

>> No.57465738
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>>57465719

>> No.57465740

test

>> No.57465745
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>>57465734

>> No.57465747

>>57465730
Im talking to a girl on snapchat and I think shes gonna let me hit

>> No.57465751
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>>57465738
Fishman sure can pick em

>> No.57465752

>>57465666
Sorry satan, best you can do is try to get a tax loss harvest from it

>> No.57465761

>>57465745
I tried buying a replacement jib sheet from Home Depot. idk what I did wrong but they're "marine grade" rope is super stretchy and didn't work at all. I ended up having to go to West Marine for it.

>> No.57465762

>>57465706
frapachinos are good. havent had one in a long time, since the 2010s when i was in college working at a pizza shop next to a SBUX and we would trade pizza for frapachinos with the SBUX employees. i quit caffeine a year ago now

>> No.57465766
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>>57465751
I believe Phase will overtake NijiEN

>> No.57465767
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57465767

That's it. If this market goes down 1 more percent I'm voting for Trump

>> No.57465773
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>>57465740
JANNY BAN THIS MAN

>> No.57465777
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57465777

Every time I see the images of severed head guy I mentally go back to a fantasy I've had for a long while:
Guga foods from YouTube but he eats/slips his cast people meats, with the same old food experiments.
Gugalecter if you will.

This is on topic because the price of beef is too damn high.

>> No.57465790

>>57465766
Good, I like phase. If they could get henya that would be nice too, rather then the degen firm shes with.

>> No.57465789
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57465789

Oil bros...what happened?

>> No.57465795

>>57465730
yesterday i talked to a girl at work and since i had a bit of a cough she recommended me some medicine
i tried it and it was pretty good so i will use that chance to talk with her again today

>> No.57465796

>>57465790
Henya as a JP invader would be great

>> No.57465797
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57465797

>SOXL DESERVES TO BE $40

>> No.57465798
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57465798

>>57465777

>> No.57465800

>>57465789
what is the best way for retail goys to trade oil? USO?

>> No.57465809

Can someone help me to pay for my university semester exam fees? I have only 18 hours left, short of 1300 usd, just i don't want to lose my entire educational background. Can someone help?

>> No.57465810
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>>57465797
If it could go back to 40 that would be nice...a-asking for a friend.

>> No.57465811

why is everything down bros...

>> No.57465817
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57465817

>NATGAS down, NATGAS producers up.
>OIL down, OIL producers up.
>COAL down, COAL producers up.
>STEEL down, STEEL producers up.
>CHINA earnings up, CHINA companies down.
>CPI up, bond yields down.
What the fuck is up with this market?

>> No.57465821

>>57465761
Home depot products are gutter tier quality. You should know this.

>> No.57465822

How the fuck is the yield on BA bonds so small? That company has a quick ratio of 0.3, is losing a fantastic amount of money, and no one wants their crap.

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>>57465811
shit doesn't go straight up retard.

>> No.57465829

>>57465817
>CHINA earnings up, CHINA companies down
You guys think this is a good opportunity to slurp the dip?

>> No.57465831

>>57465797
SOXL will get there eventually
it's just that it ran too hard this month and while AMD did ok not everyone can pull an nvidia or smci every quarter
also if fedman works some magic at 2pm we may go from -5 to +5% pretty fast

>> No.57465833

>>57465666
Forget her name. Call her someone else and keep apologizing for it. She will want to go to dinner in about 3 weeks. Raincheck her first one because.

>> No.57465836

>>57465800
I don't have a good answer to this. I invested in PR because it made me good money a little while ago and last I checked the company is run entirely by white men.

>> No.57465839

>>57465817
>tries to make sense of clown market
nothing matters, it's a casino

>> No.57465840

The market is at the point where you just cummed and and the alcohol is wearing off and you realize you just fucked this landwhale and are super disgusted with yourself for what you've done.

>> No.57465843

>>57465817
Why is this confusing? Shouldnt prices go down if more product is in the market?

>> No.57465851

I almost bumped into a girl at work when turning a corner in the office.
Haven't seen such a look of disgust irl before

>> No.57465852
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57465852

My portfolio is losing YTD not only to VOO but even to VTI as of today.
Holy fuark!

>> No.57465855

>>57465833
>"Hey Lisa"

>> No.57465857 [DELETED] 

I will be straightforward. Please read it with paitence.

Can someone help me to pay for my university semester exam fees? I have only 18 hours left, short of 1300 usd, just i don't want to lose my entire educational background. Can someone help? Lost job 2 months, now completely broken. If you want proof or more details send me dm to @eftyhere at Telegram.

>> No.57465860

>>57465829
No. China will be down for 20 years at least.

>> No.57465863

>>57465822
Because stock is considered a liability, if they were ever to file bankruptcy the stock would go to 0 and debt holders will most likely be made whole during liquidation. Actually read about the terms you use before talking about them, midwit.

>> No.57465864

>>57465857
no one is going to give you money, you fucking idiot. You've been at it for days

>> No.57465867

>>57465857
every thread with this jeet begging
hopefully you run out of IPs eventually

>> No.57465870
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>>57465860
>China will be down for 20 years at leas
>HSI at 2000 level.
Not this shit again...

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57465872

I would like to speak to this markets manager!

>> No.57465871

>>57465857
Get a balance transfer card.

>> No.57465874
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>>57465855
forgot pic, I created that move. I'm literally Jake G
yllenhaal

>> No.57465875

>>57465857
>exam fees
The fuck is that?
>$1300 usd
Suck 13 dicks.

>> No.57465885

>>57465857
Why don't you try asking somebody who actually cares?

>> No.57465887
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>>57465857
NO BEGGING

>> No.57465891

>>57465863
I know that.
They *don't have the money* to make bondholders whole during bankruptcy.

>> No.57465892

>>57465836
>and last I checked the company is run entirely by white men.
im on their website, that is a HANDSOME looking management team

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57465893

I think I'm done for today guys
my brain feels like scrambled eggs

13 buys and sell and came out with +2960.95
I'm going to call that a win and rest

Have a nice day frens and good luck today

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>>57465840

>> No.57465899
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57465899

>sold 75% of my AMD yesterday
>bought the -7% dip this morning
It's that easy ladies and gets.

>> No.57465909

>DXY
I GO CHOP YA DOLLA

>> No.57465916

>>57465891
The non-coupon bonds are worth 30 cents on the dollar, maybe plus some term premium.
If I could I'd short them.

>> No.57465917

>>57465893
good couple days for you cheeseball anon. congrats

>> No.57465918

>>57465852
I would take them all home and put them in a terrarium. They'd be so happy

>> No.57465920

>>57465855
It works wonderfully. Women have one prime directive:
>get attention

Thats it. Thats all you need to know to mkultra them. They must have attention, at all times, for no reason other than they are themselves.

>> No.57465927

Here comes the red again
Falling on my bobo like a memory
Falling on my bobo like a new emotion

>> No.57465929

>>57465885
I am not being able to get any help

>> No.57465932

>>57465852
That’s because both VOO and VTI are based
They make up the entirety of my Roth

>> No.57465937

>>57465929
Go be an Indian somewhere else.

>> No.57465945

>>57465917
thank you fren, good luck today

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>>57465646
I should use wealthsimple traders as a marker indicator since everytime I buy a fractional share they always assign the top to my portfolio or if I'm selling they just assign me the absolute bottom

>> No.57465952

>>57465929
because you're barking up the wrong tree. ask somebody who actually cares, or find some jew who will loan you the money, and get a fucking job to pay back the jew like everybody else.

>> No.57465955

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY STOCKSSSSSSSSSSSS DO SOMETHING POWELL

>> No.57465956
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>>57465675
Redpill me on Salma's French husband

>> No.57465958

>>57465893
>ID: Fag
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE CHEESEBALL

>> No.57465960

>>57465955
>t. average tech holder

>> No.57465973
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57465973

I am heemed

>> No.57465978
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>tech

>> No.57465989
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>>57465973
me too...

>> No.57465990

>>57465857
>>57465929
Please hang yourself in order to feed the village

>> No.57465993

>>57465973
my NYCB bags got me feeling about a 6

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57466006

Someone give me a stock to dump $20,000 or less into to sell covered calls on

>> No.57466007
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>>57465978
>AMD

>> No.57466009

>>57465973
Either four or six

>> No.57466011

>>57466006
NYCB

>> No.57466014
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57466014

Yeah, let's talk business, MUMU. First of all, you're all done. The BULLEONE Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The BULLfather's sick,right? You're getting chased out of New York by BOBOzini and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my hotel and take over? I talked to BOBOzini - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my hotel!

>> No.57466016

>>57465973
I'm feeling very 4

>> No.57466017
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Kek there are baggies that are still long on AMD

>> No.57466027
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57466027

>>57466014
I still think that "Bearzini" is more apt.

>> No.57466028

>>57465973
1

>> No.57466037
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57466037

>>57466028
Digit says you're an 8.

>> No.57466045
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57466045

>>57466027
good call, see revised
>Yeah, let's talk business, MUMU. First of all, you're all done. The BULLEONE Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The BULLfather's sick,right? You're getting chased out of New York by BEARzini and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my hotel and take over? I talked to BEARzini - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my SHORTS OPEN!

>> No.57466047

>>57466037
nah im a 1. that's the face they make right before they're about to go into launch mode. that's how i feel right now. waiting for my chance to pounce.

>> No.57466051

theres no way the fed accelerates the downside action today
right??

>> No.57466054

>>57465973
feeling like a strong 3

>> No.57466057

>>57466011
>bid/ask spread taking a 25% loss instantly
no thanks

>> No.57466058

Chick I haven’t spoken to in months sent me nudes
So that’s bullish for my cock

>> No.57466061
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>> No.57466066

>>57466047
>waiting for my chance to pounce.
Based.

>> No.57466071

>>57466051
If he had any balls at all, they’d go up a half point
He should go up a quarter point
He’s just going to keep it flat because Wall Street expects it to be

>> No.57466074

>>57466051
they're raising rates.
Expect a -20% correction imminently. This has gone on for long enough.

>> No.57466075

>>57466051
don't worry.
number go up will resume any moment now.

>> No.57466080

>>57466071
>>57466074
>>57466075
its not about a raise or a cut because neither will happen
i just mean will they use this as an event to sell on to spin the narrative for whatever
yellen pumping the market on monday was very sus

>> No.57466082

>>57466071
pretty much this
>muh inflation coming down
how does (10%+4%) sound like coming down?
>b-b-b-b-but the rate of increase
gfy

>> No.57466084

>>57465918
if epstein island is the realm of billionaires
frog loli terrarium must be the stuff of trillionaires

>> No.57466090

>>57466084
That reminds of that Apu in Epstein Island game. I wonder if it was finished.

>> No.57466091

mark my words the Fed is going to leave interest rates flat and the market is going to pump hard

>> No.57466092

>>57466084
this is why elon musk wants to colonize mars
cant do shit about a giant sex dungeon if its on another planet

>> No.57466093

>>57466007
AMD more like I AMDone lmao gottem

>> No.57466097
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>>57466080
every word powell will say today will be interpreted as a sure indication that we're this close -----><----- to the end of QE and the return of infinite QE by endlessly expanding the Fed's balance sheet.
that's what it's all about.
>return to le pretiner go brrreth
rate cuts are only a byproduct.
le markets are not yet satisfied with picrelated.

>> No.57466100

>>57466092
I read the original US colonies had to pay to import women. That sounds terrible.

>> No.57466101

Hey anon. Give em hell.

>> No.57466102

>>57466091
>trusting the Jab
ngmi

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>>57466093
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

>> No.57466113

my put leaps on NYCB i got during SVB expired worthless two weeks ago. unreal

>> No.57466114
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWDnxWvP6sQ
hey biosccammers, I see ENLV and ASMB have yet to be delisted, is it worth gambling on either of these yet?

>> No.57466119

>>57466097
>end of QE
end of QT, of course...

>> No.57466122

>>57466093
kek

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>>57466093
Kek.

>> No.57466128
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.57466132

>>57466017
Aphex twin on the left

>> No.57466134

>>57466007
You made me look, fag.

>> No.57466139

Short tech companies
Piss on the servers
Shit in the server room
Emp the data center
Exile the ai posters
Obliterate the tech nerd
Bully the vc scammer
Return to dirt
Destroy the chip factories grow vegetables on their land
Replace the digital money scam with precious metals
Read the Bible burn the programming books

>> No.57466143

>>57466128
I'll apply for a jannie position next time and then all of you anime spam posters are getting IP range permabanned.
There will be some etiquette here and I will do it for free.

>> No.57466156

Ticker POWL is up a lot today.

>> No.57466155

But seriously, though. There has to be some kind of refund policy on stocks?

>> No.57466158

>>57466143
>he still thinks janitors have ban powers
lel

>> No.57466161
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57466161

>>57466128
thought you died. glad that didn't happen

>> No.57466165
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57466165

RUM bros it's time

>> No.57466168

>>57466139
>Shit in the server room
Check the DEI reports they''re already 50% Indian.

>> No.57466169
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57466169

>>57465646
Our boy Apu got some press credentials now too

>> No.57466170
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57466170

>>57466155
yeah the button is right here

>> No.57466171

>>57466097
maybe but the market was eager for rate cuts and the rate cut projections have gotten walked back pretty far
so far the markets been getting it wrong and eventually higher for longer will have repercussions
truthfully, they already have on all stocks that arent mag7. weve kind of been in a market crash this entire time but most of the retards have no idea because they just have been playing spy and qqq and mag7 since 2022

>> No.57466178

>>57466155
Tax returns

>> No.57466181

>>57466170
>green sell button
my dick is confused

>> No.57466180

>>57466169
>gm, Jerome, gm
>How big is Lael's bush?

>> No.57466185

>Lost about 1/3 of my gains so far down to 4.40%

Well, fuck this shit.

>> No.57466186

>>57466168
my company decided to not count indians as asians. they dont count as anything.

>> No.57466187

>>57466170
I want to refund some recent purchases. I am an EU citizen and entitle to a refund under the 10 commandments.

>> No.57466189
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57466189

You shoeshine boys bought a blowoff top.

>> No.57466191
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57466191

>GOOGL
should i ditch this? seems like its kind of a bleh company compared to other big cap tech.

>> No.57466193

>>57465646
If FOMC doesn't give us Rate cuts in march we plummet right?

>> No.57466196

>>57466165
Fuck Google and Fuck YouTube.
I might go out and buy some actual rum while I watch conspiracy videos on RUM.

>> No.57466197

>FTSE just dumps 60 points after US open in 2 hours
lol, for that market, 60 points is a lot

>> No.57466201

>>57466193
Maybe. market wants rate cuts soon but Fed hasnt indicated its anytime soon. gonna be at least second half of year. today is fed so we will get a clearer picture but pretty sure market is front running fed.

>> No.57466206

>>57466186
Lol
>>57466191
Most big tech companies are holding companies now. The ones with sub unity liquidity ratios are probably good shorts.
Buy Gitlab or Rumble instead if you still want to be in tech.

>> No.57466209
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57466209

>>57466193
>Rate cuts in march

>> No.57466212

>>57466139
BASED
A
S
E
D

>> No.57466215

>>57466128
Return of the biotech troon

>> No.57466216

>>57466139
maximum based

>> No.57466218
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57466218

>AMZN

>> No.57466223

>>57466093
i giggled m8

>> No.57466224

>>57466209
ThE cAnTiOn EfFeCt!!!!

>> No.57466231
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57466231

>>57466171

>> No.57466234

>>57466218
>having prime

>> No.57466244

>>57466218
this is bullish

>> No.57466248

>>57466218
That's subprime

>> No.57466250

Should i just wait for the federal reserve to cut rates sometime this year to buy a leveraged call into and index find?

>> No.57466251

>>57466231
why are pol chuds always so smart?

>> No.57466262

>>57466231
yeah on a grander scale the entire economic system is just one huge delusion and its a matter of who wakes up first
but they will have to move fast because as soon as they move, money will devalue to nothing in a hurry
the collapse will only happen at a time of real transition of power

>> No.57466263

>>57466251
>if things go wrong, it'll be bad
expert analysis

>> No.57466267

>>57466251
that's /biz/ with red theme

>> No.57466268
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57466268

>>57466251
skill, I guess.

>> No.57466278

>>57466267
ahhhh you're right, no flag next to the id

>> No.57466279

From my point of view, the NASDAQ is evil!

>> No.57466282

>>57466251
If he were smart he'd be over here taking advantage of what he thinks is arbitrage rather than over there bitching about it.

>> No.57466289

From my point of view, there is no way a bangladeshi university charges more than 3.50

>> No.57466293
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57466293

>>57466282
>>57466268

>> No.57466295
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57466295

NVDA is dead, all hail SMCI as the new perma-green stock

>> No.57466305

>>57466218
Wait, they added ads to a paid subscription?

>> No.57466307

From my point of view, there's no way Powell keeps the rate unchanged at the meeting next month.

>> No.57466323

>>57466305
Also if you're streaming your display to eg an Apple TV they won't let you watch the videos full screen.

>> No.57466326
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57466326

>>57466305
>Wait, they added ads to a paid subscription?
You really thought they'd let you escape ad propaganda for a measly three bucks forever?

>> No.57466327

>>57466295
>fractional shares
ISHYGDDT

>> No.57466332
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57466332

oh well
when the market crabs, i buy o

>> No.57466334

>>57466305
I dont know about you but I had ads before this on prime, I was just able to skip them. Now they want an extra 3 bucks a month but instead Im going to unsub.

>> No.57466345
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57466345

>XOM down

>> No.57466351

>>57466326
What makes you think I watch media that isn't even worth pirating?

>> No.57466363
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57466363

Hey anon, there's a potential stock market kill screen coming up in a couple hours in case you wanna watch

>> No.57466367
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57466367

>>57466351

>> No.57466374

Europe is closed and it is trading wilder than US, lol

>> No.57466377

>>57466327
There's no extra charge for fractional share trading, who cares
It's way better for DCAing

>> No.57466382

you guys did buy the dip this morning, right?

>> No.57466389

Oh, must be ADIDAS. Right when they announced something DAX started dumping

>> No.57466396

>>57466363
You always say this, anon.

>> No.57466399

>>57466382
The Soγbean Oil dip? I already slurped it yesterday.

>> No.57466409

Fucking boring ass day, can't we nuke Iran already or something?

>> No.57466416
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57466416

>>57466363

>> No.57466421
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57466421

>>57466367
>must consume lasagna

>> No.57466423

>>57466396
key word here is POTENTIAL

>> No.57466424
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57466424

People that got puts on AMD clenching real hard right now.
That's what you get for betting against the world hegemon's tech industry.

>> No.57466430
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57466430

https://filepu.sh/HODtMy1J1B.webm (embed)
Holy shit.
Dude offered $10M to end the fed.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians%206%3A10-18&version=KJV

>> No.57466441

Are leveraged short ETFs the move given the likelihood of a recession here? Some pretty nice hidden bullish divergence on SOXS and TECS

>> No.57466442

>>57466430
>he thinks $10M is a lot of money
lol

>> No.57466454
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57466454

>>57466345
>how hungry

>> No.57466458
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57466458

>>57466441
oof

>> No.57466460

>>57466442
What if it's tax free?

>> No.57466466

just slurped another schg

>> No.57466477
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57466477

>>57466442
plebs will never learn

>> No.57466478
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57466478

Why yes I did short the top of BOIL again, how could you tell?

>> No.57466480

>>57466458
What a wasted (You), could've at least said something

>> No.57466483

>>57466441
Just trade futures contracts if you actually want to catch big moves in the market instead of illiquid ETFs

>> No.57466511
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57466511

What is jayrome gonna say?

>> No.57466512

>>57466511
poo poo

>> No.57466520

>>57466511
GABBO GABBO GABBO KUU KUU KUU HIIK HIIK HIIIIK

>> No.57466525
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57466525

>NYCB
>another bank going down the shitter
Pull your money out of the banking system while you still can, goyim.

>> No.57466541

>>57466511
the SPY should be 5k and you are all a bunch of pussies

>> No.57466547
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57466547

My lil buttcoin miner be doing a lil sum sum today

>> No.57466550

>>57466511
"have any of you ever smelled the sweet pheromones of a pubescent female?"

>> No.57466553
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57466553

JUST WOKE UP WTFWT?

>> No.57466559
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57466559

>>57466511
>What is jayrome gonna say?
That pussy better stank, otherwise, I don't want it. Popped a Perc 30 got straight to fuckin'. That pussy dulce. Smokin' fentanyl-laced cereal milk. I see God. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes. Yeah we gettin' that Pirate Bay, alien, shish kebab, cordycep money. I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck. Smokin' the Qui-Gon Jinn, Vietnamese, Phillips-head Runtz. She suck me like a cordless, Dyson V8. I'm in the k-hole lickin' balloon knot. When I got the meat cannon, I be shootin' straight rope. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Chanel optics got me seein' shit. I need fentanyl, slime! I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean! I smoke real Emrani, rapscallion, ghost nuggets. Y'all can't fuck with me. I'm him. I been him. I will continue to be him. Yellow rubies glistenin' like piss. Gulpin' sea monkeys by the gallon. My tummy feel crazy. That coochie yummy, slime. The coochie doin' it for me, slime. They thought they could stop the demon. I'm back. The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We out here cloud seedin'. The scope bleamin'. You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm getting too much money. Ass so fat. I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime! Can you remind me who I am? Get the President on the phone now! I fronted him a brick! I need my money! Hello? Blac Chyna?

>> No.57466580

>>57466399
chrons disease incoming

>> No.57466581

>>57466559
there's no way he says anything like that, retard.

>> No.57466584
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57466584

>>57466511

>> No.57466592

>>57466525
March might be coming early this year.

>> No.57466603
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57466603

>futures

>> No.57466605

>>57466581
i take it you dont smoke real Emrani, rapscallion, ghost nuggets?

>> No.57466606
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57466606

>>57466550
It's intoxicating.

>> No.57466610

>>57466584
Lol pm baggies

>> No.57466625

>>57466592
This nigga is keeping an eye on things.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/fed-allow-emergency-bank-lending-program-expire-march-11-2024-01-25/

>> No.57466636

i hope jerome walks up to the podium, hops up on top of it, drops his slacks, squats down, and unleashes the most vile taco bell/whataburger combo dump ever witnessed and then calmly pulls his pants up, hops down and says "good afternoon. my colleagues and i remain squarely focused on our dual mandate to promote maximum employment and stable prices"

>> No.57466647
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57466647

>>57466625
they are not yet rushing into the closing door.
new numbers tomorrow.

>> No.57466648

>>57466625
They won't extend it because?

>> No.57466651
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57466651

>>57465766
phase is good because it's not big corpo

>> No.57466657

>>57466648
>just extend it lol
Would be hilarious if things didnt work that way with these demonic jews

>> No.57466661

>>57466636
and then he gets that broad people are always posting ITT to tongue his anus clean, now that would give the market some confidence!

>> No.57466663

when is powell going to do the thing anyway

>> No.57466664

>>57466651
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706211333819658.webm

>> No.57466677

>>57466511
Blah blah blah no change blah blah blah

>> No.57466681

Does BKU actually have money or am I just bad at reading balance sheets?

>> No.57466683
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57466683

>>57466663
Volatility in 55 mins then jayrome speaks 30mins after

>> No.57466688

VOO is down. Should I buy?

>> No.57466695

>>57466688
Wait two more weeks

>> No.57466702
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57466702

>>57466651
Phase is a coffee company that also happens to be an agency

>> No.57466704

ive been eating healthier since start of january.

down 4,4l bs or 2 kgs since then.

>> No.57466705

>Lost 1% gains in forex
>Lost 2.5% in mid January after Powell said the market was getting ahead of itself
>Lost some further 2% today
>Some unaccounted cost of opportunity for not knowing what to buy at the start of the year
>Still up 4.5%

Money does make money

>> No.57466706

>>57466657
I mean, this program shouldn't have even been used to begin with, yet here we are.

>> No.57466719

>>57466424
BEARS IN AGONY

>> No.57466728

>>57466681
The korean boy band?

>> No.57466746
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57466746

ARE >>(YOU) READYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

>> No.57466748

>>57466702
>still no phase onaholes
fishman hates money

>> No.57466757

>>57466702
Don't post my fox without permission

>> No.57466764
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57466764

>>57466511
I just read Jerome's review of the new American Classic. Second Messiah by James Mohn.

>> No.57466768
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57466768

>>57466636
not even extremely far fetched if you think about it. as immigration explodes, eventually they will have to impress the masses. what better way to impress the indian population? this would probably be extremely bullish luring them into the market at record levels. today shall be known as the pump dump.

>> No.57466779

Thanks for the 20k, wyboi.

>> No.57466788

>>57466757
shes the huehue's fox now.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706724971053393.webm

>> No.57466789
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57466789

for me its blue diamon habanero bbq almonds

>> No.57466794
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57466794

>>57466757

>> No.57466796
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57466796

>>57466789

>> No.57466809

Is OIL going out of business?

>> No.57466814
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57466814

>>57466268
lmao

>> No.57466822

>>57466809
Yeah, tsla won we dont need oil anymore.

>> No.57466829
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57466829

>>57466822
But then why is LITHIUM also going out of business?

>> No.57466832

is an ATM straddle the play today?

>> No.57466844
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57466844

>>57466268
>>57466814

>> No.57466846
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57466846

He was a plebbitor

>> No.57466848

>>57466832
Don't straddle it. Just cut it free and wheel that ATM back to a crack shack. Then you can bust it open.

>> No.57466855

>>57466846
His eyes were a dead giveaway that he was completely unhinged

>> No.57466857

>>57466846
The one based mod on plebbit

>> No.57466868

>>57466829
oil isn't going out of business, if anything WTI Sweet Crude's best days are ahead of it once WW3 kicks off and we start blowing up the production coming out of the middle east. Oil sold off because people tried to front run the start of ww3, and when it didn't happen last night, they had to sell to cover their margin calls on the spectacular six.

>> No.57466873

>>57466868
You're telling me Biden is so incompetent he can't even spark an oil rally?

>> No.57466880
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57466880

>>57466848
we could just make a withdraw when we get it back to the park

>> No.57466889
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57466889

is the growing rate of 41% bullish for SWBI?

>> No.57466890

>>57466873
he's from Delaware, his loyalties are to high interest rates for credit card companies.

>> No.57466892
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57466892

>Bid/ask: 100/102
Uranium.
Is.
Back.

>> No.57466894

stole $100

>> No.57466905

>>57466894
mom is gonna freak

>> No.57466911

>>57466894
give it back, tyrone

>> No.57466913

>>57465646
Today is a great day to buy GOOG

>> No.57466916
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57466916

>>57466890
High interest rates are for those injuns in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

Delaware is all shell corporations used for laundering Sleepy Joe's bribes.

>> No.57466918

>>57466844
>that chin mumu should not have
lol

>> No.57466928
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57466928

>>57466916
>116.73% APR

>> No.57466931

>>57466916
Jesus fuck is that real?

>> No.57466938

>>57466916
>Sleepy Joe's
idk if prefer if he did sleep more. hes wrecking everything.

>> No.57466940

>>57466928
>>57466931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9mhlRp8DzI&t=4s

>> No.57466943

uh oh bobo, your time to close your shorts before we go to another ATH is closing, you have less than an hour left

>> No.57466956
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57466956

>>57466916
>injuns

>> No.57466959

>>57466943
Can't wait to see you get GAPED

the smell will be horrendous tho

>> No.57466960
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57466960

>>57466940
This guy looks surprisingly jewish for a native american

>> No.57466968

i feel like the market is going to shit the bed in a half hour
when was the last time the fed destroyed the market?

>> No.57466970

>>57466956
Yeah, you know, red men, savages, squantos, buffalo fuckers.

>> No.57466972

Anyone get giga triggered when they bring these heavy thick poo accents on bloomberg?

Like nigger at least learn proper english before you go on tv

>> No.57466978

>>57466940
>yes, the money's expensive

>> No.57466986

>>57466960
They share a lot of the same genetic predispositions. Like schizophrenia, for example.

>> No.57466990
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57466990

>>57466970
i think you mean native AMERICANS anon

>> No.57467001

>>57466960
...what? rentfree

>> No.57467003

>>57466990
Shut up Porch monkey

>> No.57467008

>>57467002
>>57467002
>>57467002
new
>>57467002
>>57467002
>>57467002
new

>> No.57467011

>>57466970
Injuns

>> No.57467016

>>57467001
Found the israeli

>> No.57467057

>>57466728
The smaller bank.

>> No.57467724

>>57466559
based flower