/biz/ - Business & Finance

yayyy go stocks <3 <3 <3!!!!

I feel like we're going to crab for 10 years and interest rates will be around 5% the whole time

>>57461227
I would be fine with this

I will never financially recover from this market.

Booo fuck stocks hiss boo

/SMG/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, SHORT KANGZ IN THIS SHIT!

>>57461216
What's the play for tomorrow?

>>57461244
When I went to Thailand the women groped me and asked for pictures with me

>>57461257
Was the answer 0% because it's a paradox?

>>57461216
The feds are in the room with us now.

>>57461245
>GSI -8%
Hasn't fully retraced that god candle, so could just be profit taking. You got a price target in mind that it still hasn't met? Is the business fundamentally sound? If so, I'd let it ride.

>>57461269
If that were the case, then there's a 25% chance you'd randomly hit the correct/0% answer.

>>57461286
Oh so it's just a meme - I thought maybe that was a really question on millionaire

Any anons got plays for how to profit off of Iran US situation?

>>57461295
Is something actually happening there?

>>57461295
Invest in the Iranian stock market when Biden signs a peace treaty leaving the region and lifting all the sanctions.

>>57461295
Short term UPRO calls because nothing ever happens.

>>57461301
U.S. is currently prepping retaliation fot some Iranian drone attack. Seems like a lot of money could be made if right stock is chosen who knows.
>>57461305
That sounds too hopeful anon but I will keep a look out kek

remember to smother the elderly and your local female economist

Do I unload this or is Uranium still going to moon?

Let me guess. Next thursday, AAPL and AMZN will beat expectations but both will turn red because... They just will ok?

>>57461279
im just messing, im holding gsi.v and wont trim (heavily) until they get a 2nd major transit contract, or until the CEO starts trimming his shares

not confident about everything else, who knows, might end up liquidating TD and RY too at a slight loss (well not really a loss if i consider the dividends in past year)

Gentlemen, we have recovered the black box from todays soft landing, let us listen.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706673588701258.webm

>>57461321
>U.S. is currently prepping retaliation fot some Iranian drone attack. Seems like a lot of money could be made if right stock is chosen who knows.
We have literally given them *days* of warning, the Iraqi militia responsible went to ground, and Iran just disclosed we sent them multiple backchannel messages saying we aren't going to hit Iran and we're super duper serious about not wanting a regional war.

>>57461243
YOU SHUT UP

>>57461257
>1/4 chance is 25%
>listed twice so correct answer is actually 50%
>50% only listed once so it's 25%
>25% listed twice so it's 50%
>50% only listed once so it's 25%
CANNOT COMPUTE. INITIATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE IMMEDIATELY... HEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>57461333
There's still no new supply coming online for several months at the very earliest. But personally I'm not in CCJ because those guys are short pounds and will likely need to buy spot to fulfill certain contracts.

>>57461339
Yeah I don't know shit about banks. Especially Canuck ones. Maybe they can sell themselves to JP Morgan?

I bought AMD puts
I bought GOOGL puts
I bought MSFT puts
I bought SPY puts
I am fucking based.
Mumus are so fucking fat and stupid.

>>57461371
It was my understanding that intelligent bears short small caps instead of getting booty blasted by retards buying popular stocks

>>57461379
No. Small caps can go parabolic. Never short small caps.

>>57461295
Buy oil.
The US will do a small (but symbolically large) strike an Iranian oil depot and issue an ultimatum to put a leash on the hootis.
Whether or not the Iranians accept the ultimatum is irrelevant, oil is going to skyrocket again like it's Feb 24 2022.

>>57461257
You've created a time paradox!

>No. Small caps can go parabolic. Never short small caps.
case in point RVSN which was only mentioned twice in /biz/ this year

i only found out i missed out on RVSN because of redflagdeals forums

IM GONNA MAKE IT!
SELL ALL NOW BUY IN LATER

I got bogged so fucking bad and the thing that makes it worse is the fact I saw it happen.

>>57461326
>gray new deal
I hate boomers so goddamn much

>>57461449
Well what did you learn about risk management? Position sizing, stop losses, that kind of thing.

>>57461403
BASED

>>57461371
t. Dead Bobos for the last 30 years

>>57461449
>Anon bot?

>>57461257
>random
Random means don't play games with the gay answers and what they say. Roll a 4 sided dice and you get a random outcome when 4 are possible.

"25% Final Answer"
Lets the faggots behind the scenes sort out if it's A or D.

>>57461449
AMD?

>>57461557
/smg/ what does it mean to be liquidated?
Doesn’t that just mean your sells get triggered and you now have cash?

The everything bubble pops tomorrow.

>>57461588
it will never pop if you keep on saying this shit.

>>57461588
GOOD! SHORT SHORT SHORT! IM DOING A 50X LEVERAGE MARGIN SHORT ON APPLE AND IM GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!! UOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

nothing i ever invest in will make me a cute anime gril. :9(

>>57461588
Nice try, today was Tuesday

>>57461605
Ur overly sarcastic reverse psy op won’t work on me glownigger

>>57461605
>>57461624
He's on adderall. It's popular with the journos. And the agents, it brings them in tune with us, they think. They think we're psychos

>>57461588
the one day all the doomers take a breather and touch grass, everything will happen.

also, when it does, what will you put in your thumbnail? just nothing but fire png's???? or maybe some blue flames? y'all already put fire png's for every thumb, hope you guys have some ultra secret fire png's for when it actually happens.

>>57461624
>>57461636
i just tryin to be hip bros.... btw is it true that BA gonna moon tommorow? is this the bottom? since the CEO gonna get roped tommorow (according to insider anon last thread)

guys my sugar baby wants a bigger monthly allowance I need to 25% this quarter minimum and im overweight in the tech sector im so fucked ill probably have to sell one of my vacation properties to make ends meet

>>57461657
Usually when firings happen, yeah we moon. Same thing with PayPal apparently. We'll fucking see. The volume.

The market participation has not been good. Id look at the volume first. People might be waiting for Powell. In which case we could get violent mobe

>Fire in Brady, Texas

>Chicken farm with 300 MILLION EGGS gone

Prices of food gonna go up again? Inflation will be 20% by the end of 2024 kek

>>57461687
>2 p.m. Eastern
yeah, im betting for it, forex, stocks and even gold gonna get hit, i guess me calling my brother a big faggot for swapping his money into bonds are pretty rude after all

>>57461653
>the one day all the doomers take a breather and touch grass, everything will happen.
>also, when it does, what will you put in your thumbnail? just nothing but fire png's???? or maybe some blue flames? y'all already put fire png's for every thumb, hope you guys have some ultra secret fire png's for when it actually happens.

Just stopped by /pol/ for the first time in a while. I'm starting to rethink buying BASF shares last week.

>>57461697
pls no not the eggs again

>>57461657
Holy shit we are going to nose dive after this week

>>57461718
rude

>>57461216
buy this

>>57461697
Stay CALM

>>57461588
>black people won't vote for biden
>taylor swift pre black swan event activated
>tech earnings
>layoffs left and right
>mumu hysteria
its happening
>>57461606
wouldn't solve your problems imo (depending on what they are).
>>57461739
if they make a horizontal slider phone with lineage/grepheneOS support (and headphone jack) i'd buy it.

>>57461403
Oh yeah, it's all coming together

Bought scotiabank cause my mortgage is with them, need to add some oil to my portfolio, what to get? $5-$10k worth

My body isn't ready for FOMC conference day.

>>57461739
what do they even make nowadays?

>>57461830
CGX.to
or
SOXL

No other choices.

>>57461833
Security Software mostly.

Buy now or get priced out of the S&P. 10%+ from here. Calling it.

I bought stocks this week because I got tired of seeing the market just going parabolic every single fucking day without me

Not sure if it's related but Everytime I do this the market just shits the bed and falls apart right after

Shill me some bearish options lottery tickets.

>>57461216
investing $400 tomorrow. what should i buy?

>>57461855
buy for a decade actually buy and never sell. if you can invest in companies good enough, you love the thing you hold, there is no point in selling. the parabolic noise doesn't matter. me when i buy i never sell because i only buy good companies.

Will you be trading Dispersion Index futures when CBOE releases them 6-12 months from now?

>>57461833
>BlackBerry is a software company focused on providing enabling technologies to ensure the safety and security of all the devices and systems businesses rely on. We are pioneers in cybersecurity, encrypted voice and digital communications, automotive safety, and innumerable connected and IoT systems and devices in fields such as medical, industrial, avionics and more—all with the common thread of intelligent security.

>>57461855
Top signal

>>57461862
Turbo's

>new credit statement began on the 27th
>transactions I made on the 26th were counted as being made on the 27th
Well okay fuck you then.

>>57461902
what is it?

>>57461921
You know those leveraged tokens they traded on FTX?

>>57461798
No we've got at least two more weeks.

>>57461873

>>57461873
>Dispersion Index
what's that?

I had a weird dream earlier this week and felt the need to close all my leveraged NQ positions, and move everything into SPY shares. I will be paying a shit ton in taxes next year. But my dreams are financial advice.

>>57461971
Futures on futures so you can hedge your future bet with more future bets.

>>57461875
Are they retarded? Why don't they just say they are doing ai? It would've mooned their stock.

SHIT this company does natural gas pipelines, not oil. FUCK I'm retarded FUCK. I can't pick companies to save my life. What's the good energy ETF? I'm selling all my awful energy picks and letting some non-donkey brain do it for me. FUCK.

>>57461588
Unless Amazon misses earnings, its not popping...

yet

>>57461972
I somehow stopped dreaming about stocks

>>57462089
nigga, before you buy anything read their 10k. the first section will say "business" read what they actually do.

>>57462045
yo dawg that sounds rad

>>57462125 It says it in the first 10 words on their tradingview page. There's no hope for me.

>>57462053
If only their devkit wasn't a bitch and a half to deal with I'd port the framework I use. I already did it with some network utilities when I had the license from two jobs ago.

But that's why QNX is dying in the first place.

>>57462089
>What's the good energy ETF?
XLE, XOP, OIH, COAL, URNJ, or, if you like spice, NRGU

I will always regret not being able to get rich off of /smg/ stocks and getting married to a big breasted wife that lets me massage her feet after work everyday when the economy crashes...

What do I buy this week?

>>57462249
>foot fag
the most beta male possible

>>57462089
Just stack Sprott Physical uranium etf U.UN every now and then

>>57461965
>>57461971
The "Dispersion Trade" is an options strategy where you short index vol (e.g. S&P500) and long the vol of its constituents.
It's been a huge institutional money maker for the last 10 years.

The Dispersion Index, like the VIX is based on the implied volatilities of options and quantifies the market expectation for the underlying stocks to move together or not.

Like VIX futures, the DSPX futures might have high cary with sharp spikes. Great fun to trade.

>>57462249
Why no one talks about tna? It looks like a good setup.

>>57461965
>>57461971
graph

Fuck this, I will cash out on military stocks, looks like middle east is getting spicy again

>>57462279
I like tits bigger than the head, that counts right?

>>57462296
I like butts but wide pear shaped ones are so rare...

>>57461873
No.

>>57462289
...Won't their also be dispersion arbitrage between the ETF and the actual dispersion?
How many layers of abstraction are we allowed to have before the SEC steps in?

Why aren't there more bobos parading around and rubbing salt in the wounds of the bulls?

>>57461588
the everything bubble has been popping for almost a decade newfag/youngfag

>UMG is reportedly pulling their music catalog from TikTok starting tomorrow, This includes: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Ariana Grande, and many more Via Billboard

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>>57462304
> I like butts but wide pear shaped ones are so rare...
How about NUE? It is less exciting than tech but it looks good.

It's been nice watching SNAP slowly shit the bed. My spite put very well may pay off.

it's over

>>57462332
Aw geez that's a tought one

>>57462332
they died

I just want to leave six figure helll

>see market dropping
do nothing
>drops more
still do nothing
>moar drop
order his prime minister to give one (1) public statement
>goes up a bit
>evergrande get rekt
>all gain ereased
still does nothing
lmao at Xi
when will they learn?

btw where's the NATGAS nigger?
Can I safely bet on small recovery due to contango?

>>57462387
He baited this gweilo once again. If FXI drops another 3% my chinese food boycott will begin.

>>57462387
It scares money to lower municipal bond/government bond yield and helps them refinance their debt.

>>57462380
mid five figs and im set : ) lavish japan vacation with my gf incoming.
seek ever higher net worth and take your millions to your grave after a boring life, wealth-sisyphus-kun

Anons think it's just a little dippy and then a slurp but we are going to dump for a month after FOMC and NVDA will lead the dump along with AMD.

>>57462395
Natgas is only a good trade during the summer heat (power usage in AC) and the fall (because of the pre-winter gambling), it is a bad trade in the winter I don't know why you guys do this to yourselves. This is actual gambling.

>>57462332
Not red enough yet. It's clearly about to go down big league but cowboys are still thinking this is just a one day thing and tomorrow we'll be back to form.

>>57462420
>its the le collapse
proof?

>>57462428
Nowhere in my post does it say collapse. The market doesn't need to collapse to have a longass pullback to btfo all the "5000 imminent" niggers.

In fact we did just that from July to October in 2023.

>>57461895
yeah

>>57462434
fair point, i stand corrected.
how about you personally anon? whats your sentiment and whats your action on this weather?

Yields...

>>57462454
shit

>>57461662
>sugar baby
Prostitute*

>>57461662
Scoopsies put on your trip

Why did the tough coal workers never switch their industries as the mines were shutting down in the 80s and 90s? Could have joined the oil industry

I could use help understanding something that's probably basic bitch stuff.
GDX has a months-end 1-yr annualized total market return of like 10% but a 52-wk price performance of around -12%. I understand the basic differences in methodology behind these measurements, but I don't understand the core mechanism driving this sizable discrepancy. I can see the price over the past year tended to spike at the end of the month, was that somehow "gaming" the total market return metric?

>>57462500
unions tried to fight to keep the mines alive and tried to siphon public money

Yesterday's bad earnings will be slurped.

What will the fed do?

>>57462527
>months-end 1-yr annualized total market return
this is an average over many 52 week periods
>52-wk price performance
this is one datapoint for above average

>>57462411
Been to Japan last year and 2019.
Crazy busy in 2022. Just look up google trends on flights to japan. I can just recommend to wake up early every day or go to places that open late. Midday will be crowdy as hell.
Anw, going to vietnam with my gf in 3 months. Still feels weird how booking flight tickets is less $$ than my daily portfolio swings. Makes it too easy to spend it

>>57462530
>t. exit liquidity

>>57462543
Nothing.

>>57461662
>I need to 25% this quarter minimum
no need to worry spy is going to 600 EOY

This market is driving me up the bloody walls. Been following a big cap. Earnings just came out.
>Worse nearly everything and slashed divvies
>Projected higher volume but lower prices (lower profitability)
And yet it pumps into a new ATH (it already was at ATH).
The revenue literally dropped 20-30%-ish and yet it trades at ATH.
Should have known it would pump

>>57462611
If Biden keeps deliberately letting in illegals, labor costs are going to plummet and as you say, SPY will reach 600. It's hilarious to me that people think what's going on at the border is some kind of humanitarian quest by liberals. It's nothing more than corporate lobbyists demanding cheap labor by any means necessary.

I am noot gonna make it.. man. I became a neet after 20 some years of doing OK
At least I don't do shitty drugs and eat ok.
I hope everything has been tolerable since my last visit.
Have our beatdown biofriends roped yet?
Any survivors or holders from the aftermath of the SOXpocalypse

>>57462616
Low labor cost is bullish you retard

>>57461662
>>57462616
I just noticed that's not enough for 25%. So my fincancial advice is to leverage up.

>>57462616
Republicans haven't addressed the immigration problithat existed before Reagan became president and the last Republican to balance the budget was Republican president Eisenhower meaning not a single Republican boomer had eve balanced the budget. I'll be voting for a independent politician to cancel out a boomer Republican vote out of spite. Republicans are so stupid, they'll cheer as trump says to a sold out stadium that only 2 percent of the audience is smart enough to pass an Alzheimer's test.

>>57462544
>this is an average over many 52 week periods
A 1-year month-end average annual total return is calculated from the average of multiple 52-week periods? I thought for a 1-year period it's like the geometric mean of 12 monthly returns.

>>57462621
That's literally what I said you brainlet

>>57461636
Kek

>>57462444
>Weather
I hate the cold. On friday I was fucking ecstatic, wow, life is good. Then I remembered it was just a random 80 degree day in january and we weren't actually in spring. I nearly lost my shit. I was young once, back in 2018. I was gonna see the olympics. Then covid robbed me, and the 2022 not-recession robbed me again. And it's cold. Why is it so cold. I just want to touch a titty, titties in springtime. Why is it always so cold?

>he's not all in GOOG for the free money bounce back to 155 today
You're so stupid, anon

>>57462759
Free money don’t exist

>>57462759
Why in hell buy an underperforming stock like GOOG when NVDA and AMD and MSFT exist? Come on man. Still, free money is good money. Heh, today is slurp day

>Twitch losing more streamers and not profitable at all
>YouTube content creators 'retiring' en masse
>Tiktok losing a bunch of music rights

>All happening in Jan 2024

Bros...what does this mean for social media? Are we witnessing the end of the golden age of content creation/streaming? How do I profit from the incoming bubble that's about to pop?

>>57462620
man that was pretty good cartoon. Too bad it got cancelled and the creator died...8(

>>57462884
>Youtube revenue bigly up
Yeah no. Death of social media... in the age of smartphones... fuckin good one. More and more people are born every day and the goal for most of them is to fully gorge themselves on social media.

>>57462916
The amount of ads in some youtube videos actually fuckin deters me now. I stopped watching, cause some faggots are simply overdoing it with ads in their vids. Once saw a video where I literally started counting the minutes til the next ad and it was about 2-2 1/2 minutes. That was it for me. That is way worse than TV. And the ad was "Segmüller Sommer", some fuckin ad by a home construction firm that made a song and this bullshit actually made me laugh histerically once, cause it was burned into my mind.

You know besides the ass-sharting gigadump, 2022 was actually a pretty decent year compared to 2024. In fact, 2020-2022 in general was "okay", even with all the crazy stuff that happened. 2014-2019 was pretty bad and 2023-2024 also seems pretty bad. Wowzers.

>>57462916
>>57462941
>Das ist der Segmüller, Segmüller Super Sommer...
This fuckin line. I heard it 40-50 times at least on youtube. And this isn't even the original, I can't find the real ad on youtube with video.

>>57462949
>>57462916
wtf, didn't copy.
https://youtu.be/crDEIM5urFA?feature=shared

>>57462941
>>57462949
why don't you just use adblockers?

>Google, $GOOGL, CEO Sundar Pichai warns staff that cuts would continue throughout the year, per BI

Dot Com Bubble 2.0?

hey guys how do i swing trade? kthxbai

>>57461848
>please buy my bags
No.

Chinese stocks look pretty attractive right now though. Should I slurp the dip?

>>57462941
ublock, my fellow friend? Works bloody well. Yeah, the ads are insufferable. But they do work and the absolute vast majority of people will keep on consuming them. That's the way of the world.

Anyway, AMDbros, how are we feeling about the relatively poor guidance? Was Q4 2023 the peak of earnings? Maybe time to shift the money into more stable stuff like MSFT which has a more stable and diversified portfolio. I wonder if this affects NVDA as well

>>57463007
trade forex and futures on indices and use an oscillator for momentum. cut your gains when you have a gain of $100 and then leave a tiny position running with a trailing stop to follow the trend

>>57462655
Maybe I did not understand your question, but in 2023 GDX returned 10% and from 1/31/2023 to 31/1/2024 it lost 12%, so its a different period?

>wake up 5000 euros down
it's a good day to buy I guess

JPOW will drive the market into the ground today

Lost my job 2 months ago. Struggling to pay for rent, foods and most importantly my university re-admission fees. Among all of these I really need to continue my education. Cause for rent and foods I can fight somehow but I am not being able to manage anything to continue my graduation.

I need 1300 usd for re-admission. Any of you may help me with it? Will be really career savings. I really don't want to lose my entire educational background. A little help will be life savings. Can anyone help me out?

I hate women.

Bobo's blowing their load before the powell pivot

SPX 5000 this week or I kill myself.

>>57463071
Again, or another anon gone because SPX can't reach goal in time?

>>57463058
Get a night time job. According to data like JOLTS and similar, the economy has never bolstered so many jobs. People are working more than ever and jobs are everywhere so it shouldn't be too difficult.
Slurp dips in AI-semis. Go for the safe plays like AMD, NVDA, MSFT, Broadcom.
Or ask your bloody parents. Seriously, why don't people just do that?

>>57463071
I want her to smother my whole head with her ass cheeks

>>57463077
powell is literally killing anons because he wants to feel like he's in charge of inflation

>>57463087
the smell would be truly incredible and farty

>>57463071
I'm not quite sure which is worse. Being an actual whore or somebody who does these videos and maybe more documented on tape for the rest of eternity.

>>57462941
I figured they would increase their advertisement revenue with that shit they are pulling, somehow you watch 3-4 ads pois whatever the content creator included in the video and they still decreased

With the growing baby boomer homeless population somebody should bring out suicide pods as a service

Well, I own GOOG MSFT MUFG BRK.B and NVDA.

Of all of these i would gladly own them all for the rest of the year figuring they will still increase, except for GOOG, probably should have invested that money on META or something else instead

>>57463103
it's insane to imagine that there's a man - who isn't me - who gets to bend her over, spread her ass cheeks far apart, and go to town on her perfect, hairless pink asshole.
Life is so unfair

>>57463077
theres another anon that killed himself recently because he "borrowed" his company's money. Sad.
Cant find the post

>>57463146
why not sell it, wait for the bottom and reenter the market?

The order is executed, but the money is not in my account. Where is my money?

The economy is so hot companies have to make layoff announcements every day.

>>57463177
(((they))) took it

Anons, why is GOOG and MSFT really falling? My understanding is that GOOG for instance is actually worth 130-140 judging from its revenues and that this a more like a correction

>>57463170
Isnt that scalping? I am shit at that and i would probably need a better broker

>>57463080
I really don't have much times left for that. I am from Bangladesh, things are not like USA. Life hits different here. I really want to continue my education, but don't know how can I manage 1300 usd, need a helping hand very badly

>>57461260
>hookers and bar girls in Nana and Pattaya liked me guys!

>>57463188
>better broker
sounds like you are doing business with (((them))) with insane commision fee, whats your broker?

>>57463188
BUBBLE

>>57463189
Time to get realistic about your prospects and settle for being a dishwasher
Or suicide and see if you can reincarnate into a good country

>>57463058
can you prove that you are not just a jeet begging for money?

>>57463202
I just want to continue my education to build a good career. Thats it. Sometimes life become so hard to struggle, so this time i need a helping hand badly

>>57463189
lmao! maybe stop being a sobbing son of bitch, read some books, and start doing FX the great equalizer of humanity. imagine begging lmao! go hangurself you worthless beggar, claw your way out or kill yourself, and no, im not being ironic here

>>57463058
I'd say this to anyone who lost their job looking for a quick buck. Get into trucking brother, I know it sounds retarded, but you can literally get your permit for 80 ish bucks, then take your pick of one of about a dozen companies willing to pay for your cdl license and give you a job afterwards. any one of those companies will pay around 900 weekly, you could easily save up the amount for re-admission and then save up the full room and board cost. and some of the companies weren't the lame OTR sleep at truckstops type, they were local and/or day routes. go back and forth to neighboring cities, listen to podcasts.

only downside is you do have to pay around 5k eventually to the company for your license. but not up front, and most companies will just take a hundred or so out of your paycheck for a year or so.

and I know I know, trucking is stupid yadayada, but what other industry is willing to pay for your license and offer you a job, as long as you show up?

or as the other bro suggested, night job. hell a security guard at my old place made 22 an hour to do not much.

>>57463196
Etoro. Might deposit some extra 5k and make public for that copy stuff and get a second broker

>>57463199
I could GOOG being a bubble with their agressive strategies turning users to other search engines and tiktok stealing from youtube. But not Microsoft

>>57463219
Things are not same here. I am from Bangladesh. Things not like work here as you said. I just really want to continue my educational career, so need 1300 usd for re-admission fees, thats it :(

>>57463219
didnt you read his post anon? he is FUCKING LAZY and UNLUCKY and life IS NOT FAIR, clearly the rope is the only way. fucking lazy begging piece of trash, go grab a fucking knife and start slicing the wrist is the only solution i can honestly gave him.

short aapl

>>57463215
bro lifes hard, and also if you haven't heard, our southern border is wide open, all you got to do is claim you were harassed by the local gangs, and as per my previous comment, you could still get a trucking job as a foreigner, I've seen clips of dudes who barely spoke english driving a semi.

>>57463190
Them but also I got asked for pictures a lot from random women + Tinder was fish in a barrel.

>>57463219
based tip, trucking is unironically my plan B in life

>>57463221
>etoro
i heard that they are pretty good, if you are not from us maybe try exness

>>57463208
Yes I can prove need. Any documents, my academic certificate, my marksheet, face record videk evidence, my live location anything you want, I can do that. Will you help me with 1300 usd then? I dont know maybe i will get banned for asking this help, can you please send me a text to telegram? My username is @Gta6prc in telegram

>>57463244
about same, but I just plan on doing trucking instead of retiring.

>>57463202
>I am from Bangladesh
You realize how jeets are viewed in these parts right?

>>57463246
give me your full name and location so i can personally strangle your neck.

>>57463221
>not Microsoft
THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE

>>57463189
>I am from Bangladesh
You realize how jeets are viewed in these parts right?

>>57463250
I can fund this endeavor, but only if you livestream it

>>57463252
Microsoft has an almost monopoly on OS systems. They hold a major stake in Gaming, which had 176 billion in earnings as an industry last year. Of all the tech companies I think Microsoft and Apple are fairly safe. Overvalued maybe but they arent going broke overnight.

>>57463208
Are you there?

>>57463266
thats correct, its only dipped for a month or so, then slowly climbing again, another jewish trickery

>>57463188
because AMD is overvalued and crashing which means that everything else also has to crash

>>57463058
Again? are you the nigger from last thread who got deleted? get lost and got bait somewhere else

Holy shit what happened to the chinks pre market lol
>bans short selling
>create national team to buy
>still dump
lmao

>>57463058
Redeem the Google cards sar

>>57462368

underrated

>>57461333
What are the best non US miners of Uranium? I have shares in BHP group in australia and Antafogasta in Chile, but they mainly do copper.

>>57462387

The price of embracing comrade Pootin, why?

>>57463245
Yup, not american. I'll check it out when I get a job

>>57463266
Part of the reason i Invest into those stocks is their control on gaming industry which is bigger than the movie and music industries. The other is the hope that some of my college and high school teachers will be replaced by AI

>Urr durr you cant use chatgpt to study for my class, all the information is in a book we have in our library, but its in french, and you dont speak french anon.

>>57462420
> after FOMC and NVDA will lead the dump along with AMD

It won't because every single retard and their moms are expecting this.

This is the end of Mag7 overperformance

>>57463219
>quick buck. Get into trucking brother
Does it really pay that well in the US? In many Europoor countries, you need to pay for an expensive ass license which you have to renew often btw, you get paid like crap, and you're fat, and... what more can I say? I know people that used to work in trucking and there is a reason they all left. Plus they can't even change to winter tires. So lazy.
Quick buck and if you're willing to work hard? For me it's forestry and/or being an arborist assuming you ain't a total retard. Work in the forest is rewarding and healthy. Can't imagine working in some cubicle or in a truck
>>57463266
>Microsoft and Apple are fairly safe
fairly? They are the single most surefire bets you can make in the market. There is not a single more based stock than MSFT.

>>57462941
>cause some faggots are simply overdoing it with ads in their vids.
Thats not them doing it. Youtube has taken away the choice from creators where to place ads, and is now doing it themselves through some automated software. Its in their latest terms and conditions.

>>57463365
its a fair job ,you earn what you work for

>>57463361
>Mag7
You mean the fag7
this is 4chan

So, today and for the rest of the week the market will be shitting the bed on Fed Powell's speech?

>>57463425
february is usually unbased. Just step away and come back in a month

what the fuck GOOG gang

Wegovy bros we can't stop winning.

>>57463436
I also saw that data, but i was guessing we were more in a picrel vibe. If that's the case Im guessing i should just step away for 2 months, sell all my stuff and keep my money with Warren Buffett.

>>57463458
yeah, the world is ending bro, finally those pesky sex-havers will get rekt

>AI
>Ai
>AI
>AI

Literally a fucking bullshit fucking scam can't fucking believe how much money will be swindled out of idiots with this shit chatbot fad

>>57463365
yeah, before I got my upcoming job, I was researching trucking, a basic job brings about 1k a week if you hustle, tons more (150k or more) if you have your own truck, which is doable since I've seen used trucks for 15k. America is awesome like that, we still have regulations, but are lazy enforcing them. Like all newer trucks need DEF to run, but you can still buy trucks that don't need DEF, as long as you buy a 2009 or older truck.

>>57463359
It will because it isn't priced in.

>>57463479
The thing is that its a tool for mass data analysis, and that does have useful applications. But it is often used where automation would be the more appropriate term.
AI makes programmers jobs easier, requiring less programmers. Automation is making cashiers and truck drivers and forklift operators superfluous. These are massive cost cutting measures and will reflect in the stock as revenue and profits increase.

MA, ORCL and CME.

rate my picks.

>>57463479
We're now in an AI waifu economy. The more waifus we prompt the more Microsoft has to buy NVDA chips, the more NVDA earns, the more the GDP increases.

Prompt waifus and get excited for the next AI waifu model, this is your patriotic duty.

China bros, Xi is waiting for the FED to cut interest rates to stimulate the Chinese economy isn't he?

>>57463479
I have high hopes for AI, remember that this what we have is barely inteligent or artificial. It was all coded. But they probably have self learning actual AI that they dont sell to just about anyone... yet.

>>57463441
we am beheemed

>>57463337
>What are the best non US miners of Uranium?
Cameco (it's Canadian), Kazatomprom, Paladin Energy. Honorable mention for Fission Uranium and Nexgen for having excellent mines in development.

>>57463479
true, but what would you say is the next big thingie in reality?

my best guess at the moment is energy storage and right now two major methods are pumping water up to a basin, running it back down thru turbines when you need it, and the other method that's newer is gravity storage, you have heavy weights lifted, and released when energy is needed.

all the renewables energy methods are constant output, alternative batteries are needed always.

Is the FED following the Bank of Ghana monetary policies? If so they'll be cutting interest rates soon.

>>57463170
>wait for the bottom
Who's gonna tell me when we reached the bottom, you?

>>57462145
>DT Midstream, Inc.
fucking hell if the name of the company didn't already tip you off that it's a pipeline company then stay away from stock picking and go for ETFs

>>57463368
ok nice, at least now I know it is youtube's fault and that makes it a lot easier to stop consooming youtube without having to think about the creator. Or no, actually it should make me think more about the creator. But, what am I, a good samaritan? Not my problem.

>FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EYES!

https://youtu.be/naoSdrzqh-M?t=222

>>57463568
Thanks for the info, gonna look them up.

>>57463640
You're getting in close to the top buddy.

>>57463661
But Nuclear will be necessary to achieve agenda 2030 and the green new deal so there's a good case to be made that there is massive growth on the horizon. Same reason I am heavily invested in copper, tonnes of it will be necessary to electrify everything. Klaus Schwab is gonna do what he's gonna do, but I can at least profit of the side effects.

>>57461244
I wanna eat her pussy. (If you know what I mean)

>>57463686
I think you're overestimating the potential of nuclear power to achieve the SDGs.

>>57463686
They don’t care one single bit about any of those initiatives they are creating pump and dump scams for wind farms and solar. I actually like nuke energy but if they keep the DEI shit up than I am terrified for that industry.

>China's heavily indebted property giant Evergrande Group on Thursday filed for Chapter 15 bankruptcy protection in a U.S. court
Why does a Chinese company file for bankruptcy on US soil?

>>57463725
Europe is investing heavily into the whole decarbonization agenda, and it's increasingly running into issues with wind and solar, firsly space and secondly the peak capacity issues. So the go to examples are Sweden, who is green using hydroelectric but thats not an option for geographically flat areas or with low water, like Poland, the Benelux and Germany, so there if France which gets 60% of its electricity from Nuclear and is therefore considered "Green". In order to achieve the Paris accords and decarbonization while also having a stable grid , Nuclear is the best option.

I am an electrical engineer so I might be taking this too much from a technical analysis, but I dont think there are many other options to achieve the stated agenda. Of course, its also possible the agenda will simply be abandoned. But the populist right is generally in favour of nuclear energy too.

>>57463738
Probably because they sold bonds in the US.

>>57463686
Don't forget absolute energy demand will only go up across the board. We need more of all forms of energy. Not only isnpopulation growing but developing countries have a billion people without access to electricity, and three billion consume the equivalent of a typical refrigerator of electricity.

Heard that the EU is about to shoot itself on the foot with hungary on account of ukraine

>>57463744
>Nuclear is the best option
If it wasn't for the dryness and thus low water in the rivers.

>>57463738
Better bankruptcy laws and they are also listed there. And note that it is only the Hong Kong division declaring bankruptcy, the Mainland division is not, which holds most of the assets. Xi wont allow that to happen, and I think the judge who ordered the bankruptcy in Hong Kong is very likely to suddenly have a tragic accident very soon.

>>57463762
One risk I see with a utility like energy is that it won't really directly benefit from the total ai revolution if it hits. How do you use ai to make more energy. Yes the chips use energy but that is always becoming more efficient.

>>57463769
the entire eu leadership acts like a suicide cult

>>57463744
Politicians are spineless cowards that turn 180 whenever they're in danger of losing their seats.

Green agenda will never happen because that would require drastically lower standards of living for the plebs, which would create huge waves of unrest and populism which would oust the current elite out. And regardless of how green the future is energy requirements will only ever go up.

Nuclear is inevitable.

TRIB bros it is our time

Is AMD a dead end, now?

>>57463774
You cant really build dams across the north European plain, the geography doesnt suit it. Switzerland and Scandinavian countries can do it, but its not an option for most of the European heartland. And then in Iberia the water level is simply too low. So what they have done is gone in on wind and solar. The issue we have now is for example that in the Netherlands 40% of households have solar panels, and 17% of total energy output is from wind and solar, causing massive grid peaks. That instability is increasingly unworkable as we have no ways to really store or use the excess and demand goes up at night when solar is useless. So what option do we have besides either classical power like coal and gas, which is politically undesirable, or nuclear.

>>57463762
This is also very true. I think the fundamentals for mining companies and utility companies for the next few decades are very solid.

>>57463802
neutral i'd say, they're much more competent than intel but it's very hard to compete with nvidia

>>57463802
Yes, like oil did during covid, the stock price will go negative soon

>>57461216
right what's the scoop how do i profit off WW3? who's gonna be the up and comer selling america all their drones?

>>57463788
>How do you use ai to make more energy
You don't, but it sure does consume a whole lot of it. Cloud computing takes up 1-1.3% of all energy demand globally for instance. If this AI meme takes off it's going to require more energy as well. But you're correct that energy prices probably won't skyrocket to new highs if AI becomes as big of a deal as the hype is selling it to be. If you want to play the AI game there are other equities for that. Energy demand will keep growing regardless, making energy investments the thinking man's choice.

Anon, buy tup. I have been saying this since November. I promise. It's heavily shorted and maintaining value with no press coverage. It's a powder keg. Just look at sec filings

NATGASCOMPUTER


>>57463805
Can't say, no expert on that matter. I sure would not prefer nuclear, but that is rather a feeling and not an opinion built on rational thoughts. On the other hand mushrooms in bavaria are still contaminated and thus also the warthogs that eat them, thanks to Tschernobyl.

>>57463805
One would figure sollar would be good for Portugal, Spain and Greece while countries like the Netherlands would focus on wind power.

SPX 4700 EOD

puts the shit out of AIslops bros
the time is now

NYCB bros it's ogre

>>57463864
Well the reason northern Europe has a lot more solar, especially privately owned solar (homes) is just that there is better legislation and people have more capital to invest. I have worked in Portugal for the EDP (state owned energy company that is a practical monopoly) and its simply a bureaucratic hell in the south, and people are too poor. So incentives would have to be created like tax breaks, 0 interest loans for businesses and so on for solar to work down south. In the Netherlands solar right now is an investment you earn back in 7 years, with a lifespan of 30 years allowing you to go close to neutral on electrical expenditures. But a lot of that is due to subsidies.

>>57463858
Nuclear is pretty safe. Chernobyl was a case of failure during a stress test in the fucking Soviet Union, not known for being efficient at anything. And we are also 40 years further in nuclear design. No reactor in a western country ever failed, even Fukushima the damage was limited and Japan is built on an active fault line notorious for huge earthquakes. NPPs in Europe have never experienced issues and waste disposal is hardly a concern. One NPP generates less than a tonne of radioactive waster per year with a half life of about a century. That is very manageable.

>>57463769
>Heard that the EU is about to shoot itself on the foot with hungary on account of ukraine
imagine investing in this clown car of a continent

>>57463864
European countries are too small. They have no space to put up enough solar panels and wind turbines.

>>57463103
She will face no repercussion for her actions, anon, for she is wamen

Who here Kromek? Ticker: KMK

>>57463698
What did he mean by this?

>>57463924
You make it sound dumb but it is kind of true. More so for wind than solar. You cant just put a wind turbine anywhere, especially not a 100m tall 40 mW/h unit. In the north of Europe its either placing them on the sea or not at all at this point. Solar is more flexible, while there are optimization questions, you can put a solar panel almost anywhere and if it catches light it will produce some amount of energy.

>>57463924
>>57463919
The biggest issue with Europe is the actual amount of sunny days. Northern Europe is a fucking scam to put solar in.

Only Spain is even slightly reasonable

>>57463961
lmao do yuropoors really? no wonder they hate life

>>57463961
Didn't know the USA was such a sunny place.

>>57463961
I mean that really depends on the costs to benefit ratio right. As it is, solar panels are dirt cheap (100 euros will buy you a 400 watt panel) and they last a very long time because its hardly more than some crystals and a basic semiconductor. So even though conditions are suboptimal, whether or not you make money is dependent on the price of grid electricity and also how much you use. I personally have rigged my whole house to be off grid with solar and batteries, and my electricity is free. Up front costs are not too bad and I can run this set up for safely 30 years with minimal replacements. And yeah I live in Northern Europe.

But for commercial solar parks intended to supply the grid? Well first of all as of now none of those are commercially viable due to the issues around peaks and the inability to store energy efficiently. But if the goal is maximum solar energy produced by a park for the grid, sure Spain is better. But energy demand in Spain isnt exactly comparable to the Benelux area, seeing as industry plays a factor. So solar as a direct to demand source is actually still very efficient. You just dont want it to be a grid supplier, and general circumstances like demand, density, legislation, prices etc make far more difference than just hours of sunlight.

>>57463961
>live in Phoenix
>it rains for about 10 minutes about every 3 months or so
I can't complain

>>57463961
so that's why americans are so swarthy

>>57463981
Thanks /biz, I read "cunny".

>>57464007
Meanwhile all your aquifers are depleting and there are legitimately hedgefunds that do nothing but speculate on water rights in the American southwest because everyone knows water prices will become unsustainable there.

>>57464037
Somebody will figure it out and if they don't I'll cross that bridge when I get to it

>>57464046
Well you could invest in those hedgefunds as a you know... hedge to losing access to water. Then you can at least afford to move.

Never understand people who see financial markets as some crazy abstract thing rather than something that has direct impact in their lives. Look at my stories about energy in this thread. This shit will very, very much impact your life. Maybe invest in it so it goes in a direction you want or you at least offset risks to yourself, rather than yoloing on shitcoins?

>>57464024
Heh, we're younger on average than Europeans.

>>57464046
eh, they're already sorta figuring things out, last year the AZ governor brokered a deal with mexico to get more of their water rights in exchange for sending them some money to build a desalination plant.

now if california can't build more desalination plants, everyone will be screwed.

>>57464063
It won't work for Arizona but distilling sea water uses less power than pumping fresh water that far out of the ground.

>Have to wait until the FOMC statement to make any moves
What a boring day ahead

>>57464069
After the Great Los Angeles Quake of 2029 strikes and Cali finally slides into the ocean where it belongs it'll be a lot easier to pump water out of the sea into Arizona

>>57464065
>>57464069
Desalination is very expensive, I mean the economically logical choice would be to just resettle people from Arizona to Montana, as thats cheaper, but thats just not how things work. I am not American but I wouldnt think California is worth saving even if you could. All I hear about it is hispanic gangs, the homeless and woke politics. Guess the Almond farms are really worth it.

>>57464077
I've built my own desalination plant, Arizona definitely has enough sun that it could power one from solar alone. It takes way less than you would think.

>>57464071
Earnings might overshadow the FOMC.
Also, I was looking at BA last night and they might be in much worse shape than I originally thought.

>>57463919
not to mention fukushima was 40 years old at the time as well

>>57464084
Desalination through evaporation is not exactly efficient, you would make more money just selling the salt.

>>57463738
It’s because the CEO, Hui Ka Yan, wanted to be tried and detained in the US, rather than in China.
By declaring bankruptcy here, his fate will be decided here, as opposed to over there.
(wise)

Microsoft is already slurped pre-market.

>>57464093
It depends on how well you insulate the boiling vessel and efficiently you cool the distillation path. Household groundwater wells use *tens of kilowatts* of power when they're operating. Household electric stills use just hundreds of watts. It might not beat a well but it's in the same ballpark.

>>57463961
You really gotta give it to these communist shitholes propaganda tactics. Like just make the colors you want to seem bad look like niggers, while making everything you want to seem good the colors of white people eyes. I would expect no less from the propaganda department of the commie shitholes.

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>>57463919
Sollar panels are shit. You have to replace them from time to time and their lifespans are further reduced by sloopy work made by underpaid people.

>>57463924
Couldnt they fill out the portuguese exclusive economic zone in the atlantic ocean?

Is it time to sell NVDA brehs. I'm up 3k. Bought in mid-low 400s

>>57464116
You've got it backwards and I doubt they're thinking that way.

>>57461270
Always.

>>57461270
If you aren't posting with the understanding that the feds have direct access to 4chan servers and they real-time connect IP address with your physical address then you aren't doing it right

>>57463077
Hopefully hyperbole and/or satire. Imagining we bounce with some fomc antics. Am hedged appropriately but I love these days. So much volatility on these kinda days. A lot of FD $ to be made.