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57461561 No.57461561 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is a “project manager” and why does every midwit roastie have this job now?

>> No.57461576

>frog
>Iphone file name
>"roastie"

thread discarded

>> No.57461601

>>57461561
If you own a business and you need someone to act as an ambassador and caretaker for your product are you going to hire some hypercompetent nerd who knows every lego or a hot fucking piece of ass that everyone is looking for an excuse to be around?

>> No.57461608

>>57461576
you can stop at frog

>> No.57461613

>>57461576
seethe roastie

>> No.57461628

>>57461601
Really makes you think

>> No.57461643

>>57461561
“Autist wrangler” was too on the nose so (((they))) had to come up with a more PC job title for this role.

>> No.57461646

>>57461561
It could be worse than a mere roastie. We just hired a Pajeeta PM. Dot on head and everything. Terrible accent. It's hell.

>> No.57461670

>>57461601
This is why working is a scam

>> No.57461679

i have a fucking bitch as a scrum master and she's an absolute passive aggresive cunt that all she can do is schedule retarded calls so ppl with actual skills can talk amongst themselves while she listens and asks stupid questions, fuck corporate and tech companies that hire these fuckheads, whore should be flipping burgers not making 6 figures

>> No.57461713

>>57461679
Calm down, according my calculations recession is here!

>> No.57461725

>>57461576
someone make this based retard a jannie

>> No.57461768

>>57461646
>>57461679
Kek wagies

>> No.57461771

>>57461713
we've been in one, you dumb tard. You actually believed janet yelled in august 2021 when she changed the definition of a recession? Lmao

>> No.57461785

>>57461561
I assume some kind of secretary/cheerleader

>> No.57461799

>>57461601
My old supervisor is am ugly hamwhale and her Linkedin profile says project manager

>> No.57461805

>>57461799
I guess your boss just has shit taste in women

>> No.57461817

>>57461561
They're basically secretaries we just don't call them that anymore and most of the time we don't get to have sex with them either

>> No.57461824

>>57461679
LoL in what world does a scrum master make six figures

>> No.57461841

Project manager is a welfare tit that women can attach their mouths to in order to avoid relying on a husband.

>> No.57462251

>>57461824
in Dumbfuckistan USA

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57462365

>>57461679
>>57461561

I know what you mean, its like lower management HAS to be filled with middle aged women.
They im not sure why that is, maybe because they are unironically glorified secretaties in reality and like you say just schedule calls and approve holidays

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57462372

>>57461576
>frog
And just what, precisely, is wrong with frogs?

>> No.57462451

>>57461601
I avoid women, your tricks wouldn't work on me.

>> No.57462455

>>57461646
Fuck her