/biz/ - Business & Finance

>AMD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

go stocks!!!!!!!!!! <3

*generates sexual images of Taylor Swift on my Ryzen CPU*

I almost bought some SQQQ before close but I pussed out

BEARISH DOOM TODAY STARTED THE ETERNAL DOWN GAPPING TO $1 SPY

>>57459046
AMD just reduced its PE from 1500 to ~300. We're about to enter an insane bull run. Sorry bobos.

i can't wait to buy some discounted stocks tomorrow!
>>57459071
So true.

>>57459086
Sources?

>>57459080
Not anymore you don't chud, that's against the law now

>>57459096
Q4 net income was 667 up from 21

are people shorting amd to zero? why is it going down

>>57459086
holy
FUARK
AMD checked

>>57459046
I own AMD, MSFT and GOOGL. Should I be concerned?

>>57459086
retail piled on into puts, so AMD will rocket past 180 tommorow

Why does history keep repeating itself in the stock market? Every time there's excitement about a new technology, people forget about all the previous stock market crashes and bubbles and just pour their hard earned cash into the new fad without a second thought.

talk me out of going all in AAPL. They have kept quiet about AI unlike Google and Microsoft but what sets apart Apple is they launch a finished product. They have bought the most AI companies since 2017 and have their own inhouse GPT called Ajax. Rumours say they will launch AppleGPT worldwide in mid 2024 on all their devices which will in turn pump the stock.

I am DCA'img into long dated deep OTM QQQ puts. Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

>>57459122
Time is a Laserdisc etc.

>>57459115
Here's a prediction. Cum the end of the year, they will have risen, and you will be better off financially than you are now.

>>57459122
Look up reflexivity. Speculative bubbles have existed since the dawn of civilization and are engines for driving long term progress

>>57459122
What’s so strange in that? Also tell me how ai is not changing the world

>starbucks failed to meet expectations
>is up
...

>>57459122
History repeats itself everywhere. People only live so long and they don't always explain things well to the new people. The rate at which these cycles repeat seems to be correlated with intelligence and group cohesion.

>>57459122
Normies buy green

So pretty much confirmed then that on Thursday Apple, meta and amzn will all heem and dump too at earnings right?

>>57459124
AAPL is consumer company while consumers are still living under inflation pressure and fear of layoff,.

>>57459124
Why all into just apple though? It may have slower growth than if you couple some other mag 7 stocks with it.

>>57459168
Correct.

im slowly starting to sell my stocks for index funds in anticipation for the blowoff. question is when to sell my index funds.

Bros this markets ZERO fucking sense. Starbucks didn't meet expectations but went up.

MSFT beat but stocks are down anyway.

This shit is long overdue for another market crash.

>>57459189
March earliest, July latest.

>>57459168
Yes, it’s certain 100%. Those stocks ate literally worthless now since by selling them and rebuying after the dump you’re certain in making money

so is investing in anything hydrogen or nuclear energy a big payout retirement wise?

>>57459196
MSFT will reach a new ATH by week's end.

Is AMD going to be green on open? And please don't tell me no it won't.

Donald Trump will win in the greatest election landslide ever after the stock market finally collapses under the weight of Bidenomics, and all the federal agents that have been shilling in /smg/ will have to flee the country or else face military firing squads.

>>57459219
It's down to 161. Why would it open back to 176. That was the correction, you missed your escape hatch.

>>57459219
AMD puts will be green

>>57459176
they are focusing on device AI eliminating the need for cloud based AI relying on huge data centres. This doesn't require internet, runs faster and is private. Apple will singlehandedly destroy Nvidia and any gains NVDA made in the past year will translate into AAPL.

>>57459219
looking like a nope to me, ma'am

>AI is the new fad bubble

Yet AI art programs STILL have trouble drawing hands and feet properly kek

>>57459254
>AI art programs STILL have trouble drawing hands and feet properly
priced in, chud

>The number of job openings surged by 101,000 from the previous month to 9.026 million in December 2023, the highest in three months and above the market consensus of 8.75 million. During the month, job openings increased in professional and business services (+239,000) but decreased in wholesale trade (-83,000). Regarding regional distribution, job openings rose in the South (+115,000) and the Northeast (+12,000), but fell in the Midwest (-22,000) and the West (-4,000). source: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics

>job openings rose in the South (+115,000)

>>57459254
AI is utterly meaningless until it can attach itself to a sex-robot which feels exactly like a human and who enslaves me and forces me to eat it's asshole

>>57459204
These assholes were blaming consumers for inflation rising, so their opinions can be tossed into the trash

it doesn't get said enough
FLAGS FOR /biz/ RIGHT FUCKING NOW REEEEEEEE

>>57459287
YOU'RE BROWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>57459206
Why are you certain META will dump? I'm thinking of selling before and rebuying after, but if it doesn't go the way of AMD today, then it'll just be a stupid move

>>57459271
People with the means to move who haven't ditched this shithole (California) already deserve to be paypigs for nignog-repuhrashions.

>>57459305
Apparently you get taxed even after moving.

Thursday will be a repeat of today. Position yourselves accordingly

over over

Another day. Just when you think you've got things well in hand wham, out comes the nasty wrench to fuck you over. Had to take one of our cats to the vet. Long story short due to one of those freak things he's getting an eye removed. Everything else about him checks out fine. Kinda shocking. The cats don't go outside at all so I dunno how it came about just that it did.

>>57459283
>These assholes were blaming consumers for inflation rising
And they were correct.
Instead of paying back what they owed in debt with the gibs those retard gorged on more stuff they didn't need.
This is what gave rise to NVDA in the first place.
Fucking gaming GPUs.
UBI has been tried at least in spirit back then and look how the retarded populace squandered it.
Fuck them.

AMD hasn't been this low since 12 days ago

>>57459325
it will be priced in by tomorrow

>>57459324
Yeah, no.

MSFT bros, WTFWT

>>57459360
>GLIDE
>SLOPE
>CAPTURED

always love when 3 trillion dollar companies bounce around like penny stocks
definitely a sign of a healthy market

>MSFT
UNIRONICALLY LITERALLY NON-MEMEINGLY WTF WAS THAT??????????

>>57459271
>black reparations
>on a city from state where slavery was already before it became part of the country

>>57459379
They have BLM in Finland and Canada too. Hitler went too easy on the jews.

>>57459271
Lord have mercy on the Midwest

>>57459378
a safe haven was chosen, dump everything else

short covering is starting

>>57459283
i mean they raise a good point. why do people keep buying stuff? its like they truly dont care about prices.

Fuck you AMD.
Why didnt I sell my call last week.
Shit Shit
Fuck, I hate this so much.
Lisa Su is not my favourite whore anymore

Aaaaaand we're green again.

>>57459207
Hydrogen is a retarded joke (yes, even with >muh government subsidies). Nuclear is the future, NUKZ if you're lazy.

>>57459196
you don't understand i NEED to coom on those feet

>>57459360
>>57459367
>>57459378
>>57459398

>>57459411
If you use a credit card there's nothing that will cause you to notice price increases until the card gets declined.

>>57459411
Uh I don't. The last "stuff" I bought for myself was 6x 18TB drives in 2023. However said drives will last me least 5 years before drive death or I hit the capacity limit (raidz2). Unless I need to replace something or whatever I don't just toss round the green.

>>57459428
tyty

>>57459333
Genuinely sad to hear that, Coke Boomer. Invest in some crazy biotech startup that's working on eye or tissue regeneration as recompense.

Amd msft goog hell even intel had great earnings wtf lol

This is literally games being played

>>57459333
your cat should be very happy he has a white owner (i have never seen a brown at a vet, ever) who cares enough to give him life-saving surgery (most people are faggots who just put them down)

I live with one eye too because of a birth defect, for what it's worth, i don't feel like it's a disadvantage.

>>57459472
Hello Burry,

>>57459254
>fad
Just seeing the AI features on photoshop convinced me that in fact, it's not a fad.

>>57459061
AI bros... oh no

>>57459086
>The Forward P/E Redooooooocer

>>57459481
kek but no

someone here fomo bought microsoft and got rugged

>>57459466
the game is that they priced in the best possible outcome and the future isn't looking bright

>>57459438
>until the card gets declined.
well when is that going to be? its been like 2 years now.

>>57459122
it's been 16 years since the last one
add inflation to the mix, and suddenly everyone's even more pressured to invest into whatever they can
hell /biz/ itself has only existed since 2014 and hasn't seen a real recession

there are people "investing" today who weren't even born when 08 happened, let alone remember it, let alone be impacted by it

all they know is QE, charge they phone, line go up, and speculation

>>57459514
According to a lot of the fed data it should be some time around now yeah.

>>57459271
If you're going to pay welfare for thousands of feral joggers you should be able to have a choice and still be American.

Sorry to anyone who is black or dark colored. I'm sure white people can be joggers too, in fact I'm quite certain of this. But we shouldn't be forced to support these people wherever we are. Don't get me wrong it's a lot of white people too. But it's retarded.

It's dark. It's to make people dependent on the federal government. Fuck this. Females in Congress want to run the country like a kindergarten classroom and want black folks to be their kindergarteners.

>>57459532
>. I'm sure white people can be joggers too, in fact I'm quite certain of this. But we shouldn't be forced to support these people wherever we are. Don't get me wrong it's a lot of white people too.
I used to think we're equal. After the last few years it's become clear to me we're not. Fuck niggers, everyone would be happier without them including themselves.

>>57459517
>there are people "investing" today who weren't even born when 08 happened, let alone remember it, let alone be impacted by it
I've sometimes seen people on here ask why so much culturally shifted in 2008 and why certain companies went under then and it reminds me how young a lot of people are here now that they legitimately don't remember the giant global recession that took every developed economy the better part of a decade to fully climb out of.

>>57459472
>>57459333
Cat's are peeepo too. Projecting human qualities
onto an animal...BASED CARTOON SMOOTH BRAIN

Is this bullish for Disney?

>>57459537
I feel you. For sure. I just saw a few Appalachian documentaries recently and noticed it's mostly white folks out there and a lot of them are on welfare. I'm sure they'd rather have jobs and not be depressed but they're being financially punished, I 'spose.

On the bright side, MSFT, GOOG and NVDA are all using AI to make our jobs useless and provide value to humans for free. At least until awakens.

>>57459141
>reflexivity

Based Soros Enjoyer

>>57459553
don't be a dick about anon's cat

>>57459472
>white owner (i have never seen a brown at a vet, ever) who cares enough to give him life-saving surgery (most people are faggots who just put them down
>put them down
Where? At the vet? The white people?

>>57459571
Yeah I went to college up there. I'd rather be around them than employed blacks. It turns out race actually is meaningful.

>>57459575
aka mania.

ive been sitting on cash since Nov. shouldve probably just held wouldve made a fair amount more money...but it didnt feel very comfy at the time. now it feels even worse, like i cant reenter the market. everything still way too expensive and market toppish

>>57459599
...plus liquidity (money supply, money velocity)

>>57459537
Brownie here. Glad to hear you're salty.

>>57459620
It's nice that we're finally speaking the same language.

>>57459333
The only thing missing from that boomer list is waste management and the fucking Gap

>>57459613
Seems guaranteed Apple can't save us and we went too far, just wait for next quarter every bear is going to jerkoff beyond belief with fantasies that the Vision Pro is going to bankrupt the company and then everyone will literally consider suicide when they sell like 100B dollars worth of these shitboxes.

i bought the top of AMD im going to have to declare bankruptcy

>>57459613
just buy and hold like a good boy until you die before you cash out

>>57459652
>buy high sell later
the /smg/ way

>>57459579
Check

>taylor swift
Hello CIA

>>57459667
ROFL

>>57459652
how does it feel buying the blowoff top of a multidecade bull market

>>57459646
>>57459656
Tesla giving me hope some sanity is returning, but its clearly not going to be enough. Tech sector has clearly made its decision to go all in on AI. the world will never be the same.
I've actually been thinking that cryptocurrency is becoming a more viable option. the geopolitical/war situation instability globally appears to be getting worse by the day.
i would like nothing more than to stick to the game plan but world leaders appear hellbent on crashing this system with no survivors.

>>57459730
Buy gold.

Now that evergrande is going to get wrapped up and american tech is collapsing everyone is going to pile into China as safe haven

Why did AAPL dump today?

>>57459517
Wait, that can't be right. 08 was only... 16... years ago.

Oh God what am I doing with my life?

>>57459122
The world itself moves in cycles, ebbs and flows

Should I sell AMZN before it dips further?

>>57459652
nvidia went down 10% last earnings. then just kept mooning.

>>57459673
She is both our mascot and a future catalyst for baby boom plays like CRI, BFAM, SIG, NTRA, CRWS, and HNST.

>>57459751
Especially Chinamen. They're no longer bidding up their US and Japanese ETFs beyond NAV.

>shit and piss 500 literally shat and pass itself today
get out bros its time

>>57459804
Two more 2 more weeks.

>>57459804
WMT keeps fucking rallying, especially after hours. I have a -170C I wrote for Feb 16th, and I'm starting to worry

>NASDAQ dips by 2% after soaring non stop for months
>America is finished, it's literally over

>>57459751
i dont think american tech is collapsing, i think its only getting started. silicon valley recognizes the viability of LLM/machine learning etc. Tech sector will go all in now. I dont think its a fad at all, i dont know which direction it will be taken but it has clearly started already.

>>57459641
>American born
>Mullato
>Just hit 150k

Doing just fine, partially fluent in French too. How many languages do you speak, baggie?

>>57459811
Checked and yes I would worry.

>>57459824
Here's a trick, some charts only go up, and some move in cycles.
Energy is basically where it started 10 years ago. It's very cyclic. Something like Materials, Staples, Communications, Real Estate, and Utilities also move in cycles given their relatively low gains in that time as well.
But Discretionary, Health, Financials, and Industrials are all solid long term growth.
Tech remains king with the most concentration in the big companies. Tech is for DCA, especially on dips, and Energy is for swinging.
One big risk of tech is that it is the first to rise or fall in a business cycle, and because of the largecaps and concentration risk, things can be correlated and also subject to antitrust lawsuits. I'd use the broad index as a base, with increased tech exposure

Of course, something like SPY more or less includes all this baked into it, based on market cap weighting

>>57459827
You can have all the money and knowledge you want but I and others like me will never see you as human again.

>>57457018
the guy behind her looks do done
>>57457218
that looks awful holy shit my eyes hurt just watching the webm.

>>57459855
the energy supercycle that's ramping up now is going to do unfathomable things to world economies

>>57459853
I should be fine. My ACB is $120 or something, and got $40 net for opening the spread. 170C has only 23 delta, and an ATM straddle has a BE of 169.40 currently. So even if it does close against me, it should minimal cost to buy my position back

>>57459523
so what you're basically saying is...

>>57459856
I don't care, and none of the women I've met and been with, black friends, white friends, etc... have cared either. You have to accept you are a minority screaming into an anonymous void. Oh, and btw I'm relatively conservative.

Anyways, this faggot aside... I think a few puts on $PTON could be a good play for Thursday for cheapies. After today's tech bloodbath I wanna steer clear of crowded AAPL, AMZN, and META plays (even though I like AMZN the most out of the three).

Anyone else trying earnings after today's tech bloodbath?

>>57459855
This is so dumb. Alphabet made 64 billion (or something like that) with ads. What the fuck is that? Who pays for these ads? AND WHO BUYS THE SHIT THAT IS ADVERTISED?

>>57459905
everybody with a business needs their business to be found on Google

>>57459869
>Sprott lets you redeem metals
>But not energy
Hmm, big think
But jokes aside, having a position in oil, uranium, and coal, even if small - would be very prudent. Renewables is a nice idea, but the sector and technology isn't there yet and probably won't be for another 20 or 30 years.

>>57459905
Trade the chart, not your opinion. If they have monster cash growth from stupid things and have a commanding position, then it will probably happen again.

>>57459912
My business is on Google but I get no visitors so I guess no one can find it

>>57459919
try facebook ads. i got a friend who gets a ton of business through them.

>>57459918
Why would I want dollars when uranium will actually have a use 20 years from now?

>>57459923
Oh I don't actaully have a product yet, so it's ok
But I was hoping to get some site visits anyway

SHOULD I SELL AT OPEN TOMORROW IS THIS THE MULTIGENERATIONAL TOP?

correct answers only, incorrect responses will be penalized

I lost so much money in amd calls. Nearly 2 k in

I cant bear it

Whats keeping me going is my nvda calls up 260% up and the SMALL chance to buy more calls when amd has a inevitble 5% dip and recovery

Fuck

>>57459919
I'll go to your business. Where is it?

>>57459927
oh ok. when you do have a product def try facebook.

>>57459919
w-what do they have to google to find it?
Stonewall MS trading cards and pc repair?

>>57459934
Thanks but no I don't want to get doxxed

>>57459939
Post your business alongside a few competitors. That way when we fuck with all of them, you gain a competitive advantage.

>>57459538
Anon, I believe that you are glorifying 2008/GFC and their effects on the world. Revisionist history, one might say.
>why so much culturally shifted in 2008
...you write. Can you elaborate on what you mean? Because you can not be referring to the GFC in general.
You must mean the advent of the smartphone and always-on age. Where humans grew a new limb that was always connected?
>the giant global recession
Was it really that gigantic? In retrospective not a single country failed or fell into ruin because of it.
Everything had been plastered with mostly free money(debt) and chugged on mostly uninterrupted.
For example, look at a long term chart of the Case-Shiller indices and you'll discover that the GFC has been nothing more than a healthy correction after a some-decades-long uninterrupted uptrend. If you compare the magnitude of the correction to the magnitude of the previous uptrend than the correction was only timid.
Sure. A few poor souls lost their homes but even they themselves accepted their fate without making any fuzz whatsoever as they were pushed into general homelessness by the (((System))).
>inb4 occupy wallstreet
Occupy wallstreet ended during the first rainy days of autumn where everybody STILL HAD A COMFORTABLE WARM PLACE TO RETREAT to.
I really do believe you're applying a lot of revisionist history to the GFC.

t. born 1985

>>57459938
I don't know. I'd run some test searches myself to see if it's even find-able, but I don't want to pollute the data in my "Search Console" account. That's the Google tool that tells you how well your site is doing in Google search

>>57459931
Check Volume Computer on the next selloff.

(i meant to post this earlier but got distracted)
>>57455962
up for a friendly competition anon?
i've been trading like dogshit lately but i'm rather competitive so turning this into a contest might help me out

>>57459933
>I can't BEAR it either

>>57459912
It's not for free? I thought information is free. lol

>>57459931
what even possessed you to buy?
never confuse dumb luck with skill

>>57459945
Oh ok, that's a good idea
My business is one of these four, but I won't say exactly which one
1. Microsoft
2. Amazon
3. Apu Technology Computer, LLC
4. Google

>>57459902
You care so little that you have to blog post about it.

lol

>>57459975
Correct and up to date information is not free. Google constantly screws around with their information (ads and otherwise.) In a recent supreme court case their lawyer protested that if they were found guilty they would have to host things as easily searchable directories (this was considered very bad for everyone.)

>>57459853
>>57459811
Oh hey, actually it looks like it rallied on news of a 3:1 stock split. I have 110 shares and chose to write my call the Friday before our ER (avoiding the news).
If it becomes $55-60 a share, it will feasibly much easier to write options (more liquidity and tighter strikes). My overall expected gain should stay the same, but it might make it easier to control my exact delta

>WATCH: The world's largest parcel delivery company, UPS plans to cut 12,000 jobs in a move the company said will help save it $1 billion after a 'difficult and disappointing' year https://reut.rs/495W6gc

>Payments firm PayPal to reduce global workforce by 9% in 2024 http://reut.rs/3Oq5l2N

>>57459978
Jeff Bezos??! nani

>>57460035
>UPS will keep paying $170k
>To a single driver responsible for all routes

>>57460035
picrealted
>GLIDE
>SLOPE
>CAPTURED
again
you're not getting a recession, chud

sold my GOOG before close. Should I rebuy after dip or get MSFT instead?

>>57460066
get both

>>57460073
>>57460066
Get both, then hedge with LABD

>>57460077
SOXS I mean, biotechs ruined my brain

>>57460077
>>57460084
Wait, hold up. Didn't Google have some bullshit biotech they were working on?

>>57459905
for me, after twitter, it should be obvious the tech giants are pseudo military/gov contractors with a complex and deceiving facade and will trade as such up until the moment shtf

Every gap must fill.

I'm riding with Burry.

Get fucked AI troons

>>57460055

>>57460112
It will, after the AI Wars of 2037.

>>57460120
Good thing the government employs, so that your border can be less safe.

>>57460120
blah blah blah

We absolutely deserve a 1929 level crash after all the shoeshine-boy-fundamentals-don't-matter-stocks-only-go-up euphoria the last few months.

that's all you got?

the pumping will continue

>>57460163
Cool it chud. We're melting up

>>57460163

U fags forgot about the only meeting this week that matters.

I simply live with the pain.

>>57459918
>>57459926
where are you gonna store those glow sticks? LOL

>>57460163
>>57460112
>The beatings will continue until morale improves

>>57460187
>>57460188
Keeping buying that "dip" as it dips lower and lower, glownigger. You've already lost.

Glowniggers can falsify CPI, glowniggers can even falsify GDP data, but glowniggers sure as shit can't falsify the earnings of ever single publicly traded company in the United States.

Wew, I can't believe TSLA was green today but just went red few hours ago.

Yellen primed that pump for Powell tomorrow.

>The Treasury Department’s Quarterly Refunding announcements, normally cause of a global yawn, have turned into a market-moving circus: Longer-term Treasury yields surged from August through October 2023 after the Treasury Department said in its Quarterly Refunding announcement at the beginning of August that it would issue a tsunami of longer-term Treasury notes and bonds. Then three months later, at the beginning of November, the Treasury Department attempted to undo some of the damage and said that it would shift the huge borrowing needs more to short-term Treasury bills, which caused longer-term yields to fall sharply.

>And today, the Treasury Department announced in its “Marketable Borrowing Estimates” that – despite the fiscal deficit that has ballooned in recent months – it would have to borrow less in Q1 than it had forecast in the October announcement, and that it would have to borrow relatively little in Q2. And yields fell again. Everyone likes a good market manipulation scheme to push up bond prices and push down longer-term yields?

https://wolfstreet.com/2024/01/29/treasury-department-trying-very-hard-to-push-down-yields-with-its-quarterly-refunding-announcements-so-we-take-a-look/

>boeing
>fed meeting
oh god tomorrow

>>57460211
At the bottom of the ocean, right next to the car batteries

>>57460249
Boeing is absolutely a "buy low" scenario. It's the most important aviation company in the world, the government would never let it fail.

The market won't bottom until the federal government stops LARPing as a third world dictatorship.

Wellllll... I bought some SCMI at the opening bell and it promptly drove off a cliff. Should I see if it will recover or should I sell and GTFO?

>>57459046
Why are we tanking into Powell

How is the S&P at an all time high? How did we recoup all of the losses since rate hikes started? Rates are still high! 2 jewish wars going on! Hello?

Dimonchud nooooooo the WEF Female Quotient are too powerful what are you doing?

>>57460286
meanwhile TNA and TLT are calm.

>>57460249
>>57460269
You didn't hear it from me, but Calhoun, their CEO, is stepping down tomorrow and that shit is going to take off.

>>57460269
>the government would never let it fail.
if it fails, government can buy it at lower price.

>>57460286
Because you listened to the literal government shills like >>57460300 and FOMOed into a blowoff top.

You told me line only goes up! I want a refund!

>>57459955
I'm the other guy, currently below 300k, oh well. Probably getting there this week or the next. I'd love to do some friendly competition but I don't actually trade that much, I'm mostly settled in my long-ish term investments, and have a day job to take care of. But godspeed anon, you'll make it.

Never forget: literally the Department of Homeland Security knowingly told you to buy the top of an overextended market that it knew was at risk of crashing, because it wanted to maintain Joe Biden's grip on power. If you lose everything, remember who is responsible. The same corrupt spooks who brought you batshit insane covid propaganda have switched to doing it for the stock market for the last two years.

>>57460318
unironically what needs to have happen desu. ill be watching tomorrow to see if you were right.

>>57460214
>as it dips lower

we are at a new all time high bobo. I have already won, and I will continue to win. I don't need to do anything but watch the market heem you.

I should have just held my teradyne puts. I would have a lot more money.

Got my next HELFY box today. They forgot one of the recipe cards. also It included a free sample can of some "non-alcoholic cocktail" drink. It tastes awful... like... really bad.
ALSO, just found out that I actually haven't been getting boxes for free... they've been depleting my gift card balance the whole time. The way it's presented on the invoices makes it look like they've been free though. ALSO... now I'm more pissed that they won't let me apply my gift cards to shipping.
What a shitty company
I really hope they do go bankrupt now...
Fuck European companies too

>>57460409
Any reason you're bothering with their shit and not buying your own groceries?

>>57460419
Because I got gift cards for Christmas

>>57460409
>ever buying a product or service from a YouTube sponsor

did i read too much doomer media?

i sold a lot of positions and went 40% cash today

>>57460393
If you're a US glownigger, you're going to have to face some serious fucking charges. If you're an EU glownigger, we're going to sit back and watch while you backstabbers get steamrolled by Russia. Either way, you're FUCKED.

>>57460235
Thats where youre wrong, faggot.

I told you.
Mumus are so fucking fat and stupid.

I have $25k, what am I slurping tomorrow?
>Inb4 dick jokes

Boss just basically told me I’m either getting promoted or fired.
I don’t have a preference.

>>57460409
>they've been depleting my gift card balance the whole time
Heemed! You made it seem like you were getting all this food for $10 shipping. Giga heemed!

Hmm WMT is doing a 1 for 3 stock split. 2-23 is split day. So 170ish a share on the 23rd would be 57ish on monday morning. Sigh I know it's to much to hope for but I'd like for KO to do a split. Last one happened in 2012. I'd wake up that monday to see double my share count. (and the price slashed in half per share so oh goody let the bagging begin!)..

>>57460409
>>57460419
It takes years to develop, but honestly it's not that hard. Mine's been distilled. I always keep stocked:

Chicken tenderloins
Turkey burgers
Eggs
Rice
Seasonings
Sauces without sugar
Frozen veggies

Egg fried rice, chicken tacos, grab some lettuce and tomato and a baguette, make chicken sandwiches all day. And you're gravy. How is Hello Fresh affordable. I mean, if you're posting here, do you still have money?

So I know I'm not the only person in here holding SOXL. Just as a bit of a study, does anyone see any indicators currently that point towards the semiconductor sector as a whole doing worse going forward? I just don't see it, even though I think SOXX is super high and pretty much all the underlying tickers are high, it just seems like there's actually nothing bad about the sector. There's tons of noise from bears about AI being useless and big tech in general being a gimmick, but that feels like luddite shit. It's 2024 and these people probably would have been the ones saying no one needed a car in 1924. It feels like one of the dumbest sectors to be bearish on right now, and for like the next 20 years

>>57460452
Keep trying to speed run the Soviet Union and see what happens. I dare you.

>>57460409
I don't understand how a company whose main activity seems to be giving money to streamers manages to stay in business

>>57460499
500 shares and -500 bucks today. We’ll see. Not sure what causes it to go to $70 much less $7, but it’s done it before.

>>57460472
If you're interested in investing, KLAC and SMCI are good to go. One builds semiconductor manufacturing equipment with a heavy emphasis on QA, the other builds data centers and operates hand in glove with NVIDIA.

>>57460483
No
THEY MADE IT SEEM LIKE THAT
They call it a "promo code" (or "discount" on other pages) but it's actually just my gift card balance

>>57460055
>you're not getting a recession, chud
UPS is gutting 12k management jobs

UPS traditionally moves like this just before a major recession; I give us 3-6 months before we have a major market event

i never thought i'd be rooting for the niners

>>57460472

>>57460518
Wait until Max Miller finds out about this!

>>57460211
>where are you gonna store those glow sticks? LOL
Some Iranian dudes called me up and offered to store mine in some warehouse of theirs for free. Can't beat that kind of deal.

>>57459985
This lol
Mutts can't help themselves, they know they are subhuman and it is an insecurity that will haunt them until the day they die

>>57460518
how is $11/meal any different from eating out

>>57460447
>serious charges

Nice larp. I await your great schizo uprising. I feel so powerful as a mumu, they want our downfall so much hahaha

>>57460201
He'll do a bullish statement with a bearish presser or a bearish statement with a bullish presser.

>Oooh, we might cut in March if the data supports it. There are upside and downside risks to the labor market that we're monitoring closely. There are upside and downside risks to inflation that we're monitoring closely. Now suck me off, Nikkileaks.

TOTAL CHINK DEATH!

>>57460499
It's not about the sector itself with soxl, it's about the decay on the 3x leverage etf itself

>>57460499
>anyone see any indicators currently that point towards the semiconductor sector as a whole doing worse going forward
china take over taiwan. maybe the chinese leaders are feeling the heat after evergrande and need a distraction

>AI being useless
theres a real possibility its overhyped and the actual uses are not as ubiquitous as everyone thinks. for example, its clear its having a significant impact on creative art in terms of photos and static images, text generation and so on but every company seems to be going absolutely fucking crazy trying to add AI to their product in some way, and that might fall out in a really bad way, causing a pullback

>>57460318
Based insider.

>>57460269
What good is a company that's so riddled with diversity and MBAs it can't *do* anything? Cancel Starliner. Sell the defense pieces to LMT. Cancel the 737 MAX and let a new company rise to take its place.

>>57460518
That's too bad anon, how much more on the gift card do you have?

>>57460201
>>57460547
>U fags forgot
did we?

>>57460284
Maybe you should learn not to retardedly ape into every ticker you see on the front page of reddit.

That's probably a fundamental skill worth picking up.

>>57459827

>partially fluent

>>57460481
Is your boss Vince McMahon?

>>57460547
He will silently confirm rate cuts from market. It will be viewed as bullish but is bearish signal.

>>57460559
>MBAs
Should I get one of these? Or should I just keep trading? Or should I lie about getting an MBA and then become the CEO of my own spac and take it public on the OTC markets. I used to follow a stock called BGFT and it was just this one guy who made movies about bigfoot. But he took the company public and pump and dumped on the baggies. Seems like peak comfy

>>57460541
Say it with me:
>President.
>Donald.
>J.
>Trump.

>>57460590
Except "confirm" isn't "confirm" because there's still nearly 2 months worth of data between now and that meeting. The odds tilt from 55% to maybe 80% but that's it.

Good luck having that swim against the tide of the Nifty 7 collapsing.

I will gamble back my losses.

>>57460536
You have to prepare and cook it yourself
>>57460560
Enough for about 1.5 more boxes

>>57460596
>Should I get one of these?
Cringe but profitable
>Or should I just keep trading?
Based but unprofitable
>Or should I lie about getting an MBA and then become the CEO of my own spac and take it public on the OTC markets.
Based and profitable

>I used to follow a stock called BGFT and it was just this one guy who made movies about bigfoot. But he took the company public and pump and dumped on the baggies. Seems like peak comfy
That rules.

>>57459955
>>57460343
I'm the guy with the billion dollar account. I would post my actual account balance and start a competition but I don't want the jannys to get jealous of our portfolios.

>>57460598
I don't mind if he wins, I care if my stocks go up lil nigga.I care about my money

>>57460609
I take it you will be cancelling the subscription. Don't forget to cancel and let them charge your CC for that extra month.
>>57460611
I did ok in January even with getting giga heemed 2 Fridays ago. My strategy is back tested and profitable and enough to live on but won't get me to the highly highly coveted 8 figure portfolio, which is what my goal is for the next 20 years

>>57460513
Yeah I'm at 700 shares, up like 25% on them right now and wondering if the move is actually to sell some here and dump that back in if it moves lower - but of course, the last time I tried that in 2021 it mooned from 40 to 70 and I missed it. I just think, unironically, if Pelosi and Buffett are buying stacks of semi companies it's probably not the top

>>57460601
Don't the fed funds futures traders decide what the rates will be and then Jerome just confirms what everyone already knows?

>>57460409
hopefully you at least learned to cook something. if not you should.

We will +30% this year.

>>57460663
They both decide by looking at the same data and historically I don't think Powell's ever surprised once odds are past 80% or something. But to say you can extrapolate X number of rate cuts and lock those in because that's what Fed futures (or the Fed dot plot) say today is very wrong.

soxs back on the menu

>>57460679
You are still down 20% due to inflation lol

>>57460647
>I take it you will be cancelling the subscription.
Of course
>>57460677
No, all of the recipes are too much work.

>>57460702
That's why it's not a double top
And why the run will continue without a doubt

>>57460409
I saw one of these boxes sitting in the mail room of an apartment complex.

It sat there for 3 whole months until it finally disappeared.

>>57460684
I only look at the front month futures. Im not trying to determine what that nigga is gonna do in 6 months. I only care about tomorrow. One day at a time

>>57460369
I won't forget. I won't forget the bank bailouts either.

>>57460325
none of the candlestick charts are showing that though

AIs more like gay guys

>>57460752
AI stands for Anal Insertion lmao smoked em

>>57460722
Yeah, those'll give you a pretty good idea once the final inflation and jobs related data releases are out of the way (~days before).

gay guys more like thighhighs

>>57460615
Kek

>>57459181
New ath this week. Check em’

>>57460700
You literally have no reason to short semis other than "they go up so now they have to come down"

>>57460679
>>57460702
S&P007 is all you need to beat daily inflation.

>tesla did 10x in 2013
>msft started bullrunning around then
>nvidia started bullrunning around that time
>apple started recovering to new highs around then
>internet becomes shithole around then, mass smartphone internet invasion

This was never a tech bubble just a mass internet invasion bubble. I hope the vision fails and markets crash to 2009 levels. Kharma.

>>57460811
thats exactly the reason. i will buy after they come down

>>57460813
How are you entering an expression as a ticker symbol on tview?

Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy black bobos. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

>>57460845
copy & paste my dude

>>57460859
Actually I was referring to the input bar. I never noticed the math symbols before. Neat.

>>57460776
why is suwako's hat sweating i don't like this
where is sanae

>>57460707
>No, all of the recipes are too much work.
>ratatouille
>steak and baked potatoes
>baked sweet potatoes
There ya go. just got you 3 recipes that are super easy and i didnt even charge your card.

>>57459086
300PE is absolute dogshit, this market is a joke lol, i cant wait for it to crash, no i dont short, im not a degenerate gambler

Do you feel it in the air anon? It's coming

Why hasn't OIL broken 80? Why is it RED? When are the DUNE COONS going to get off their asses?

>>57460918
yes that's what I referring you to. I just copy and paste all sorts of important metrics in there.

For instance S&P500 inflation adjusted can be done using CPI:
SP:SPX/FRED:CPIAUCSL
or PPI (economist preferred method):
SP:SPX/FRED:PPIACO

>>57460956
I already know three recipes, so I'm full

>>57460962
> im not a degenerate gambler

not a surprise there. it's no wonder you're bearish

>>57459947
I was born in 1985 and it was a bit scary at the time, I worried about losing my job as a new graduate. I agree with you that people weren't starving or anything though. I agree that a lot of people in the housing "crisis" just walked away from their homes because that was the best option but weren't exactly homeless either. I know people who stopped paying their mortgage, lived for free in their house for a few years while the banks caught up, and then just moved out and rented for a while. It's not like they had a lot in the house anyways, so, they basically got free rent.

>>57459196
Why does she change her hat

>>57460992
Why are WYNN, CZR, and MGM trading like dogshit?

>futures

>China futures

>>57461013
cuz the world's biggest gamblers (i.e. chinks) got heemed. So no trips to macau or vegas for them. Only thing with high growth minus chinks in that industry is sports betting.

>>57461012
proves she isnt a hatlet

>>57460979
You can also roughly simulate a portfolio that way too, it seems. Very cool. While I have no specific use for it right now, it's a nice tool to have access to. Thanks!

>>57460517
>>57460569
Now which one of you is right about smci?
>>57460653
>Pelosi
Shit I didnt know congress members portfolios are publically available. I need to get my head in the game

>>57460409
I hate when companies make pricing not straight forward. Someone at that company planned on making that pricing difficult to follow, it's not an accident.

>>57461035
>Now which one of you is right about smci?
You want some free alpha, kid?

Go here and short any new, out-of-place ticker that shows up on their Top Trending Stocks list: https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

Today sucked, made pizza for dinner though. Hope you guys are eating well.

What is Daddy Jerome gonna do to MY stock market tomorrow?

>>57460985
based.

>>57461068
Sprinkle some pineapple tidbits on that bad boy.

>>57461068
>Oregano
Based

>>57461086
>pineapple
REEEEE!!!

AMD open sub 150 pl0x

I sold all my AMD yesterday at 177

>>57461068
Looks like it needs a nice beer to go with it
>>57461065
Huh, I'll try it, but if it goes tits up, I'll do precisely nothing to you

China why are you niggers dumping again

>>57461096
Consider also adding a pineapple ring to the next burger you make. A tasty, sweet crunch!

>This post sponsored by Dole (ticker: DOLE)

Today I was thinking about that billy idol song that goes IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR SHE CRIES MORE MORE MORE

Then 5 minutes later my car radio started playing that song. Same thing with a youtube video I was thinking about a black kitten, I was thinking about it and then it was recommended to me.

>>57461125
Not this again

>>57461118
you bought Gwailo?

>>57461103
>>57461112
Kys

>>57461216
>>57461216

>>57461118
Autocracy. Fucking with the free market. Imagine if at his prime, at his peak, Steve Jobs disappeared for 3 months with the federal government, then returned, resigned and was all smiles on television the few times after he appeared. That's what happened with Jack Ma and Ali Baba in China.

>>57460303
So, he's saying he's an unpatriotic commie? Sounds about right.